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PeltierBeer

Helstein writes "Finishing a beer in the sun before it gets warm is usually not a problem, but what about those really hot days? Having some hardware lying around there is only one solution to keep the beer cool, that's to make a PeltierBeer."

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  1. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    a beowolf cluster of these!

    1. Re:Imagine... by l810c · · Score: 4, Funny

      a beowolf cluster of these...
      ...would give you a 6 pack cooler

    2. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine... a beer wolf.

    3. Re:Imagine... by japander · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Power over CAT5 is quite handy, 20m of network cable should be enough to get me out in the sun with cold beer." Get it to work over 54g and you've REALLY got something.

    4. Re:Imagine... by rifter · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Power over CAT5 is quite handy, 20m of network cable should be enough to get me out in the sun with cold beer." Get it to work over 54g and you've REALLY got something.

      Tesla, is that you? :)

  2. Two words dude...Beer Cozy by gricholson75 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jebus, all the time spent building that thing could have been spent drinking...MORE BEER!

  3. Related items by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    See also the jet-powered beer cooler.

    Why do I remember that? <sigh>

    1. Re:Related items by PaybackCS · · Score: 3, Funny

      There is something so very wrong, but still so very right about that page.

      I think my neighbour has a turbo in his car... I wonder if he'd miss it?

    2. Re:Related items by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Funny
      See also the jet-powered beer cooler.
      There is a big error in the semantics of the title of that page. It is not a jet-powered beer-cooler, but a beer-cooler powered jet engine: the energy needed to expand the gas from the tank is taken by the water (and the beer cans in the water). Whatever you do with the gas afterwards is irrelevant.
  4. The only problem is by fw3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    that their research seems to have missed:

    Guinness is supposed to be drunk at room temp not 8-10 Deg C.

    <doh>

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    1. Re:The only problem is by RollingThunder · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your research should include the side of the can, where it says "Serve extra cold".

    2. Re:The only problem is by code+shady · · Score: 5, Funny

      bah!

      drinking warm guiness is like having sex with the lights off, you miss all the best bits.

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    3. Re:The only problem is by cabra771 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's "American" Guinness. Real Guinness doesn't come in a can, silly.

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    4. Re:The only problem is by RollingThunder · · Score: 5, Informative
      You can check their website then.

      Note, IE. Ireland. The real stuff.

      Enjoy in the pub or at home in cans or bottles. Chilled, of course. We recommend 6C for GUINNESS® Draught and a cooler 3.5C for GUINNESS® Draught Extra Cold. Your GUINNESS® Draught in cans should be chilled for a minimum of three hours before serving, and chilling for even longer will simply add to the ultimate experience.


      The URL is a complex one and behind an age check, so you may need to go there yourself. Products, Guinness Draft and in Cans.
    5. Re:The only problem is by cruppel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, this is what Guinness should always come out of. =)

      that was a long week...

    6. Re:The only problem is by G-funk · · Score: 2, Funny

      You drink that sludge? I thought it was road sealant. But then I suppose you guys don't like vegemite, so...

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    7. Re:The only problem is by kotj.mf · · Score: 3, Informative
      It's also "Irish" Guiness. As in, when you go into a real Irish pub, in the actual country of Ireland, they serve it to you (and the actual Irish people) ice cold, straight from the tap.

      The room-temperature thing is a just a piss-take on the pedantic Yanks.

      Just think, you've been doing it wrong all this time.

      --kotj.mf, who has been in an actual Irish pub.

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    8. Re:The only problem is by batkiwi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Guinness is supposed to be drunk however the fuck you enjoy it most.

      If you like it boiling, while you're juggling knives, and with three shots of ammonia added, then that's the proper way for YOU to drink guiness.

      (mostly in response to all the responses to you)

    9. Re:The only problem is by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2, Informative
      They only sell it in cans!
      You can buy it in bottles, too. Perhaps the shops you patronise cater to clientele who prefer canned beers.
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    10. Re:The only problem is by GMontag · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's still American, not Irish. It has English writing.

    11. Re:The only problem is by skinfitz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Guinness is supposed to be drunk at room temp not 8-10 Deg C.

      ...but in the UK where Guiness is made, room temperature is 8-10 Deg C ! Well - on a warm day anyway.

  5. Works both ways by lowtekneq · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember, a peltier works both ways. Meaning i can keep my beer nice and hot for those cold winter nights!

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    1. Re:Works both ways by 7-Vodka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what you got to do is figure out how to keep the beer cold with one side while using the other side as a barby Q grill.

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  6. problem solved by Savatte · · Score: 5, Funny

    but what about those really hot days?

    Solution: drink faster.
    Brilliant!

    1. Re:problem solved by MyHair · · Score: 4, Funny
      but what about those really hot days?

      Solution: drink faster.
      Have you ever tried drinking Guiness quickly?

      My sister did it once: she gulped the last few ounces of her Guiness because we were ready to go. I stared at her in horror as she looked at me like it was no big deal. She was feeling sick a couple of minutes later. I wasn't insensitive enough to ask how much chest hair she'd grown because of it.
    2. Re:problem solved by VVrath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have you ever tried drinking Guiness quickly?

      I've tried drinking Guiness quickly, and I can't say it's much different from drinking any beer quickly. I'm a member of a musical theatre society here in Manchester (MUGSS), and we have an annual cast versus crew versus orchestra versus old soaks boat race during our show week.

      The rules allow you to choose your own pint (as long as it's beer), and as anchor of the crew B team, it fell to me to drink two pints back to back. I chose Guinness as my first pint, and Boddingtons as my second, the theory being the Guinness would line the stomach for the second pint. It kinda worked - I managed to get both pints down within about fifteen seconds.

      Now, drinking two pints of beer back to back in 15 seconds isnt particularly comfortable, but I can honestly say that you can drink Guinness quickly, and the ill effects are no worse than any other beer.

      BTW, the crew B team beat both cast teams... Luvvies are wusses!

      Liam

    3. Re:problem solved by Audin · · Score: 4, Insightful
  7. Well by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a nice excercize if you need some soldering practice, but there's a reason he doesn't post any real data regarding how much colder it kept the beer than without the cooler. It really isn't doing anything.

    I'd be surprised if there was even a one degree difference in actual liquid temperature with the thing on than when off.

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    1. Re:Well by Bradee-oh! · · Score: 4, Informative

      ...there's a reason he doesn't post any real data regarding how much colder it kept the beer than without the cooler.

      I quote from the last page of his site, which was not at all difficult to miss if you rtfa - " The temperature in the glass was roughly 22C before I poured in the beer. The beer is from the fridge and has a temperature of 8C." and then "The temperature stabilized around 7C."

      These comments on the temperatures being interspersed with pictures of the thermostat showing it in action.

      Granted, he doesn't talk about the performance before hand, but since the first picture shows a baseline of 19 C outside and the temperature stabilzied colder than fridge temperature, I'm assuming it was quite effective.

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    2. Re:Well by MyHair · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I quote from the last page of his site, which was not at all difficult to miss if you rtfa -

      Yes, but if you'd look at the pictures on the second-to-last page it appears the thermometer's sensor is on the peltier cooler itself. Even if that's a misinterpretation on my part it's clear there is no probe in the Guiness itself but outside the glass at best.

      By the way, I haven't tried the Guinnes-in-a-can yet. I'm not a total snob, but other beers aren't as good in the can, so I assumed Guiness would have the same problem. How is it? And can you pour yourself a four-leaf clover in the head with the can? :-)

    3. Re:Well by GigsVT · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Lets try this again, this time in a browser that supports cookies. :)

      I read the article. He doesn't post any concrete numbers comparing it when the device is not powered.

      Also, with the sensor on the peltier itself, it indicates little about the temperature of the liquid. That's like putting a thermometer on your heater and saying room temperature is 120 degrees.

      I've done the research and the math regarding building a similar device, and I believe the conclusion I came to was that it would require something like ten 70 watt peltiers to move the temperature of 12 ounces of fluid a few degrees per minute. That's 700 watts before you even count the power needed for all the fans to cool the hot side of the peltiers.

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  8. Guinness for IT strength! by joeszilagyi · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think a setup like this should be mandatory at any professional workstation of all IT staff everywhere. Think of how productivity will increase!

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    1. Re:Guinness for IT strength! by rjamestaylor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When Ricochet was alive in areas that mattered (Denver and San Diego don't matter, sorry) there was very strong reception in Seal Beach, CA on Main St and well onto the sand. I used to head over to the Hennessee's there, plug in at my favorite bar stool and manage dedicated servers in Wisconsin while enjoying a Guinness. At least once I switched critical operations from one server to another while requesting another round. Miss that Ricochet. Really do.

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  9. No Wonder... by tnak · · Score: 4, Funny

    his beer gets cold. He spends way too much time thinking instead of drinking.

  10. Why? by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My wife viewed this and asked why in the world someone would make that. I had to explain that we geeks get a kick out of doing stuff like this, just for the sake of doing it. This particular project would be even cooler (no pun intended) if that cat5 carried some information instead of just power. That way, maybe I could track which friends are drinking all my beer. :)

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    1. Re:Why? by malfunct · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or it could send the temp of the beer back to a recording device of some sort that could sound an alarm if it got too warm for too long :)

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    2. Re:Why? by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2, Funny

      This particular project would be even cooler (no pun intended) if that cat5 carried some information instead of just power.

      The problem with using CAT5 for power is if you (or someone else) ever accidentally plugged it into a computer device... lots of fried equipment!

  11. Right on! by Limburgher · · Score: 3, Funny
    Finally, the killer app for the Cafeteri. . Caferet. .. uh, mug-handle deal thingy. Where can I buy one of those?

    Seriously though, great design. And probably no heavier than a decent beer stein.

    WHERE'S MY BEER STEIN?!?!?!?

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    1. Re:Right on! by Limburgher · · Score: 3, Funny
      Great site! But, my wife being a chef, if she found out I'd spent 50 zloty on a French press and absconded with the outers to hack an electronic beer stein, she'd have my gonads in, um, bad places not attached to me, possibly in a light sauce.

      Perhaps, if I bought two. . .

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  12. 12v Power Over CAT5? by Myriad · · Score: 5, Funny
    Power over CAT5 is quite handy, 20m of network cable should be enough to get me out in the sun with cold beer.

    Ok, let me get this straight, he's running 12v down a regular ol', totally otherwise normal, completely unmarked, grey piece of unassuming CAT5 cable...

    How long until something releases its magic blue smoke?

    Blockwars: go play.

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    1. Re:12v Power Over CAT5? by Caltheos · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, amperage determines the heat that will be generated with power flowing through the wire, thus bigger wires for higher amperage, but high voltage has this nasty tendency to penetrate weak insulation...the higher the voltage the greater it can penetrate through insulation...ever seen those van degraf generators that make your hair stand on end =) or those cool orb thingies like in that movie the Wizard or something.....ahhh, i digress

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    2. Re:12v Power Over CAT5? by TCM · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ever heard about PoE (Power over Ethernet)? While not really a standard yet (afaik) it seems to work.

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    3. Re:12v Power Over CAT5? by thynk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ok, let me get this straight, he's running 12v down a regular ol', totally otherwise normal, completely unmarked, grey piece of unassuming CAT5 cable...

      How long until something releases its magic blue smoke?


      Probably not until he gets a short as the peltier probably doesn't draw much current at all, but a short in the cable would take advantage of all those rich chunky amps the computer PS can generate. Ever notice that shorting the +12 or +5 lines on a PS usually doesn't shut it down?

      I've seen 12vdc, 24vdc and 110vac run over Cat5 and they do fine, longest run was of the 24Vdc - ran about 200-300 feet with no problems. I've also seen 110Vac run over a scsi-1 cable with no problems. It's current more than voltage.

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    4. Re:12v Power Over CAT5? by pVoid · · Score: 4, Funny
      It reminds me of this...

      (Gee, I hope that server doesn't go down in flames because I linked to it)

    5. Re:12v Power Over CAT5? by Xyde · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think he is not concerned with actually running the 12vdc down the CAT5e cable, the wire thickness should probably handle anything up to 110v fine; he is more concerned with someone possibly plugging the live CAT5 cable into an unsuspecting NIC. I don't think most ethernet cards are equipped to handle 12VDC down the sense lines with probably 3-4amps. And that's when you'll see the magic smoke escape.

    6. Re:12v Power Over CAT5? by RPI+Geek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually peltier devices are very power-hungry, they need a LOT of current (3-4 amps) to work at high temperature differentials, which is desirable in this case. But I agree that the Cat-5 should stand up to that kind of power, especially if he just shorted 1-4 and 5-8 and used them that way.

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  13. Re:I have that foam thing by paradesign · · Score: 4, Funny
    i believe theyre called 'bras'.

    yes women wear them too, but really whats more important, cool beer, or brests? hmm... on further consideration, that is a hard one.

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  14. Airports? by nebular · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He says he wouldn't want to take the cooler to the airport.

    Sure he might get hassled a bit, but then he'd have to explain himself.

    I mean come on, Sure everyone likes cold beer, but after enough of them, it just doesn't matter anymore.

    So the only reason to build this thing, extreme bragging rights, and hassled at the airport? just one more chance and I for one will believe that the customs agents will be quite impressed.

  15. Warm Guinness?!? by Raetsel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Warm Guinness? Ick! It's supposed to be ice cold, and that's the way I love it. Okay, maybe you're German... I know a two exchange students that like warm beer -- to the point they'll use a small immersion heater. But warm Guinness? Surely you must be daft!

    Granted, Per Øyvind Arnesen is using Guinness Draught in a can, and my supply is current the "rocket widget" bottled version... but as I recall the advice on the side is the same:

    • "To really enjoy Guinness Draught, chill for at least 2 hours."
    There you have it, straight from the side of the bottle.
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  16. Suggestion for version 2.0 by artemis67 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have it monitor the level of the liquid in the glass, and have it send a page or IM to your wife to bring you another before you finish the first one.

    Now THAT would be truly useful!

  17. Now I can finally enjoy by eap · · Score: 2, Funny

    that cold beer on the next hot Christmas morning.

  18. Of course... by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    He could have just gone to the Dollar Store and bought an insulating foam bottle sleeve.

  19. he's talking about Real Guinness by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Informative

    The sort that you get in a pub, not the sort that you get in a can or bottle. Most pubs in Ireland serve Guinness either at room temperature or slightly chilled (around 12 C / 53 F).

    1. Re:he's talking about Real Guinness by TeraCo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, it is their beer. If you don't like it, you can get your own beer.

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  20. It's time to drink. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 3, Funny
    Mmmmmmm... Guinness. I am getting thirsty.

    Forget all kinds of contraptions. There is this thing called a bar. You go in there, get a Guinness, drink it, get another, drink it, get another, drink it, get another, drink it, get another, drink it, get another, drink it, get another, drink it, get another, drink it, get another, drink it, get another, drink it, get another, drink it, get another, drink it, get another, drink it, and eventually run out of money and go back home. That's the way to live a happy life.

  21. Re:I only drink root beer by djward · · Score: 4, Funny

    If that Cat5 carried data, you maybe could get Root on someone's beer...

  22. Some problems that I see by Stonent1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The thickness of the base of the glass could affect the ability to cool it. Also charging batteries generate heat.

    1. Re:Some problems that I see by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah thats what I was thinking. His design would have worked much better keeping the beer in the Aluminum can instead of pouring it into a glass since Al is much better than glass (You dont see very many glass heat sinks do you?)

  23. Re:Wouldn't this heat the beer? by TCM · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's the peltier element that's the key here. Using electricity you can make one side of it turn really cold (I think into negative degrees C) while the other side gets hot (very simplified). In the article: "I discovered that the thermometer could not display temperature under 0C". The resulting heat on the hot side gets blown off by the fan. The cold side is attached to the beer mug. I think the surrounding temperature doesn't matter that much here.

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  24. Re:Wouldn't this heat the beer? by blonde+rser · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah I made the exact same mistake. What you and I missed is this. Hence the name "PeltierBeer Cooler." I'm trying to not be too condescending since I posted a message earlier making the exact same mistake. Physics behind these things are actually pretty cool and you can use them in reverse by making one side hotter than the other and it will produce electricity.

  25. beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    huh? what is this beer? does it support linux?

  26. Re:Wouldn't this heat the beer? by rco3 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hi, MacDork. Yes, your understanding of thermodynamics is probably ok. It's your ability to read the article and grok it that's coming up short.

    He used a Peltier junction. Look it up. It's an active, solid-state, heat transfer device. It can move heat against the thermal gradient, when supplied with power.

    IOW, run current through a Peltier and one side gets colder than ambient, and the other side gets warmer. Reverse the current, reverse the effect. Add a fan to the hot side to get rid of the heat, because they are limited to a max temp differential between the sides.

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  27. You missed the joke... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

    Laa laa laa, I'm this nice Norwegian friend with his laptop.
    Hey, my buddy routed ethernet out his window to the lawn where we're hangin out. Schweeet, I brought my expensive laptop and I want to browse the web...
    Here we go, ***CLICK***
    ::the distinct smell of money^H^H^H^H^Hlaptop catching fire is noticable to all assembled::

    He was trying to imply that you might accidentally plug the CAT5 "power-cable" into a laptop or some such which would NOT assume it would be fed 12V @ 11A from an ATX supply (and would attempt to sink the current to prevent signal reflections... OUCH)

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  28. Solar Power? by User1234 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Those 8 batteries only put out 12 volts couldn't those be replaced with a solar panel, then you would not have to worry about changing batteries for every beer.

  29. An improvement: by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Some slashdotters noted that
    1. The money may have been better spent on an insulating foam sleeve.
    2. The peltier cooler could actually heat the beer up if the excess heat generated is not managed.

    Clearly, this calls for combining the features of both! First, obtain the "beer bra" and cut a peltier-sized hole in the bottom. Affix the cooler to the surrounding insulator with lots of glorious duct tape. Arrange the backup batteries on the outside of the insulating foam.
    And there you have it! The hot side of the cooler and the batteries won't raise the temperature of the beer, and the foam will also help it stay cool. Furthermore, this system could greatly speed the cooling of beer originally at room temperature.
    Now if someone would kindly build this device and mail it me, I would be most grateful.

    ::makes kissy face::

    Pleeeeese... you big strong hacker you.
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  30. As a beer geek... by Hayzeus · · Score: 5, Informative
    The temperature beer should be served at depends on the beer. With the exeption of some barleywines, beer should never be served warm or even room temperature.

    Ales in the british tradition are typically served at "cellar" temps -- around 55F-60F. Continental lagers are best a little colder but generally not below 45F. A few belgian styles do better even colder, but never ice cold (38-45F).

    If served ice cold, beer tends to lose most of it's flavor and seems thinner. The same is also true to a lesser extent with increasing carbonation. In the case of an american pilsener like bud, you're not missing much if the beer is ice cold. In the case of a fine czech pilsener like Budvar, you'd be missing a lot.

  31. For severe cleverness.... by Handpaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Run the outfit from photoelectric cells - more sunlight, more cooling!

  32. Beer in sun bad by gizmo_mathboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For us beer geeks we would just drink beer in the sun faster. UV rays is what skunks beer.

    UV interacts with the alpha acids from the hops and creates that "skunky" taste. This is why most beer bottle are brown, it blocks out most of the UV for a period of time.

    This page does a a decent job of explaining what happens.

    Nonetheless, this is a cool hack. Just drink it fast or leave it in the bottle/can.

    1. Re:Beer in sun bad by tieke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Link looks OK to me. You could try again, download the pdf version, or read below:

      The smell of ultra-violet

      Many things in the everyday world can have an adverse effect on a bottle of beer, but the single worst offender is simple ultra-violet (UV) light. The hops flowers that are used to add flavor to most fine beers are extremely sensitive to UV light. When exposed to UV for even a short period--as, for example, in as little as 15 minutes under fluorescent lighting in a store's cooler case or in direct sunlight-- beer promptly undergoes a chemical reaction that creates an organic compound, 3-methyl crotyl mercaptan. Not only does this not even sound like something you'd want to put in your mouth, it's actually the same compound that skunks spray to ward off foes. Hence the slang term skunky for a beer that is affected.

      This is not mere hypothesis, but a well documented chemical reaction, reported most recently by the researcher Denis de Keukeliere of the State University of Ghent, Belgium, in a September 1991 article titled Photochemistry of Beer in The Spectrum, Vol. 4, Issue 2. Other scholarly journal articles on the subject go back as far as a report in the German Lehrbuch der Bierbrauerei in 1875.

      What's more, you can conduct a simple test yourself. Take two bottles of a fine import (Pilsner Urquell would be a good one) out of the original packing case, to ensure that they have never been exposed to light. Keep one dark; place the other in direct sunlight--or adjacent to the fluorescents in your cooler box--for a couple of hours. Chill and open both, and taste the difference!

      Remarkably, many consumers of mass-produced European lagers believe that this aroma of skunk juice in light struck beer is normal, since many of them have never tasted a fresh, unafflicted sample. Green glass bottles allow the highest transmission of UV light. Brown bottles are somewhat better, and canned and kegged beer is not in danger from ultra-violet light. The American brewers who use clear-glass bottles resort to the use of hydrogenated hop extracts instead of fresh hops, which solves the skunk problem but results in a beverage that lacks the full flavor of a natural beer.

      Unfortunately, many retail display cases are illuminated by fluorescent lighting. This simple and popular marketing presentation looks attractive, but it rapidly destroys the flavor of the beers that retailers are so proudly displaying for sale.

      We strongly recommend that fine beers displayed for sale in refrigerated cases not be exposed to fluorescent light. Fluorescent lighting in refrigerated cases should be turned off, at least in that portion of the display devoted to top-quality imports and American microbrewery beers. We suggest that this strategy can be turned into a marketing advantage, by the simple use of a poster or sign explaining that quality beers are best displayed in dark surroundings. This not only protects the beer, but displays the retailer's knowledge and proper care. By the same token, we recommend that fine beers on the shop floor be kept in the original sealed packing cartons.

      We believe that these measures would demonstrate the kind of care for beer that makes us want to patronize a shop. As a minimum, however, we hope that any retailer would be agreeable to a connoisseur's request for a six-pack out of a closed carton in the back room rather than one that's been sitting under the lights.

  33. Re:I have that foam thing by Cloud+9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you're suggesting that a bra is manly?

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  34. Re:I have that foam thing by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Funny
    I believe breasts remain attached to the woman upon removal of the bra

    Yes, but hopefully the bra will be removed from the woman upon beer drinking.

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  35. Re:wait up by Skjellifetti · · Score: 2, Informative

    Beer looses all its taste when it gets too cold, which should tell you a lot about the stuff they sell in the states as beer.

    Some friends of mine used to have a beer tasting contest. Everyone brought their favorite brew, everyone tasted each and then were blindfolded and had to try and identify brands. One year, two guys managed to identify all 50+ brands. To break the tie, we went and got every bad light American beer we could find. We put them in a freezer to absolutely kill any taste. Result? The two winners were able to identify all of the light beers. Maybe it was a statistical fluke, but these guys seemed to think that even near frozen light beers have distinct identifiable tastes.

  36. Re:I have that foam thing by x-empt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Breasts produce milk. Milk is yummier than beer. I'll take the breasts with their bras.

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  37. /. is being had by blair1q · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This thing couldn't work in a million years.

    The thermometer isn't in the beer, it's hooked directly to the copper plate atop the peltier device.

    Without a crystal goblet and gobs of thermal goop, he's going to cool his thermometer probe and some air and not much else. Actually, he should just leave the beer in the can. Aluminum has a thermal conductivity of 205 W/m-K, and glass does 0.8 W/m-K. The thinner can* and 250X increase in k will make his project more successful, but still a candidate for /. troll of the year.

    I'd be willing to bet that the metal rails of that "caffetiere" are transmitting more heat to the sides of the glass than the copper plate is taking from the base.

    * - say the base of his glass is 4 mm thick, and the can is 0.2 mm thick (it could be less), then the glass will have a thermal conductance of 200 W/K and the can will have a thermal conductance of 1.03e6 W/K.

  38. Rainier Beer by Allistair · · Score: 2, Funny

    Immediately when I saw the headline, I did the Pelllllllllll-Tierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-Beeeeeeeeeeeer in the style of the old Rainer Beer commercial that just showed a mountain but the voice over was some guy saying Rainier Beer as if it were a motorcycle or sports car shifting into higher gear as it came around a mountain curve. I was just in grade school at the time but I still remember that commercial and the Hamm's Beer (Bear) Jingle of the late 1970's.

  39. stubbie holders by wadiwood · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We always use stubbie holders. Stubbies are single serve glass bottles, somewhat larger than your can-sized serve usually.
    RM Williams Oilskin stubbie holder

    Axeman's stubbie holder Note unlike the photo, the whole can fits snuggly inside the neoprene (think wetsuit rubber).

    In the tropics they take keeping your beer cold seriously:
    stubbie holders, sixpack holders, You can even stick whole wine bottles into some of these.

    The hard plastic and polystyrene sort. Buy a boat to hold your beer?

    By the way, if there's foam in that bra, you're probably getting less than you bargained on. Real women don't need or want padding. Although occasionally I'd bet they'd like hard shielding from octopi disguised as men.

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  40. And a network connection too? by dacarr · · Score: 4, Funny

    I saw that RJ45 connecting up with a CAT5, and before I read the caption, I thought, "wow, he even gave an IP address to his beer."

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  41. To improve cooling, lower contact resistance.... by stephenMF · · Score: 2, Informative

    The heat transfer coefficient for glass isn't as high as metal. Sure it's proper to drink guiness from glass, but if you want to increase the efficiency, use a metal drinking vessel. Also, use something that is flat bottommed to increase contact area. Better yet, use thermal adhesive to permanently stick a metal drinking vessel to the copper plate... that stuff will lower contact resistance quite a bit.

  42. This isn't the first... by X86Daddy · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Afrotech Ghetto Hardware Fun site has early, failed experiments in peltier beverage cooling, with dangerous results! He almost had it right in his second experiment though...

  43. What the ? .. by SirFlakey · · Score: 2, Funny

    He is living in NORWAY .. from memory the tempertaures during the most parts of the year were cold enough to avoind needing a beer cooler. In fact in winter you might have some troubles getting your beer out of the can in the first place .. short of a small hammer.

    Then again no-one has ever accused a norwegian of being unable to get beer from a can =) .. (Note: I am norwegian..)

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  44. solar cells by Naikrovek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    solar cells on the outside of the cooling "holster" thing-a-ma-bob dohicky he sets the glass in would probably be a better upgrade.

    forget the damn cables, just wire up a collection of solar panels. Presumeably he's just sitting in the sun, and if so, he can have a remote panel collection wired to his cooler. put some thermally transmissive foam on the top of the cooling unit, to touch the most of the bottom of the glass as possible, and he'd have something worth selling.

    If people buy those STUPID singing fish plaques, they'd foam at the mouth to buy these.

  45. Re:I have that foam thing by hazem · · Score: 2, Funny

    The two essentials of life apparently come from bras. Life just keeps getting better all the time!

  46. Cooling by eliasen · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I was thinking of making my own Bar-Monkey style computerized drink mixer and thought of putting a Peltier junction and a heat-exchanger block on it to cool drinks on demand--until I ran the numbers too.

    I assumed that the heat capacity of beer was just about that of water (1 calorie/degC/g). So, using Frink, a calculating tool/programming language I've developed, the power needed to lower a lovely 12 floz beverage by a relatively scant 10 degrees F in a minute is given by:

    12 floz water (1 calorie/degC/gram) 10 degF/min -> W

    Which gives about 137 watts given perfect efficiency! You actually need to divide the left-hand side by the Coefficient of Performance of your Peltier junction which is probably--what--0.4? And then divide by all your other efficiency losses due to imperfect heat transfer and heat input from the environment...which, as the saying goes, "is left as an exercise for the reader."

    (You can use the web-based interface to Frink to plug in your own numbers and units like liters or degC, or K, or recalculate the numbers using the heat capacity of ultra-high-ethanol concoctions.)

    No wonder that Peltier-junction cooled ice chest I bought many years ago didn't work worth a lick. It kept things cool if you filled it with a big bag of ice. :)

    Wonderfully fun experiment, in any case. I'd sure like to see the thermometer placed in the liquid, though.

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    1. Re:Cooling by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Informative

      1 calorie = amount of heat required to make 1kg of water 1 degree hotter. 1 BTU = amount of heat required to make 0.454kg of water 5/9 degree hotter.

      Heat capacity of water = 4170 J kg-1 K-1.

      Beer is 90-odd % water. Assume HC of beer is 4200 J kg-1 K-1. Now of course we need to get the mass of our beer; the cans are only labelled by volume. A full pint is 568ml, a standard beer can is normally 440ml. Now we need a figure for the density ..... um, sod it, keep the figures round, assume 0.5kg of beer. So the total heat capacity will be 2100J K-1 - i.e. it will take about 2000 watt-seconds of energy to make your beer a single degree hotter - or, to make your beer colder, you will have to extract that much energy from it.

      For 0.5 K min-1 cooling (which is what cheap environmental chambers are spec'ed at) that means drawing out 2000J in 120", which is 17W. If the cooler needs 1W in to get 1W through (2W out), then it will be running 34W, or about 3A at 12V. And this is only half a degree a minute!

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  47. Why not? by uspsguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are niftly little hot plate kind of things to sit on your desk to keep the coffee warm. Why not a commeccial version of this I can sit beside me at work and keep my Pepsi cold. Drinking faster doesn't work here. I need to meter the caffeen intake over the whole graveyard shift to survive. Ever try and find one of those cute cozys to fit a 1 liter bottle?

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  48. Re:There's this nifty thing available ... by petecarlson · · Score: 2, Funny

    you put my beer in vacume then I kill you.

  49. Ice cap by ThaReetLad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well that may be one way to keep beer cold, but I've seen another one tested in pub in cardiff. A specially designed tap turns the last bit of beer of the pint into ice crystals thus creating an ice cap which floats on top of the beer. This then keeps the remaining beer ice cold all the way down for up to 45 minutes.

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  50. Leave it to a geek by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Funny

    To not even know how to spell "breast"

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  51. No need for technology here by jaclu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally I chill liquids in the sun the same way people have been doing for 2000 years....

    Wrap some cloth or paper around the bottle/glass, wet it, when the water evaporates, the liquid is cooled...

    The more sun, the more cooling, so its kinda self-stabilising.