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America's Army Comes to the Mac

mrpuffypants writes "Not to leave all of the Mac community out in the rain the U.S. Army has released a Mac version of America's Army. Now get out there and train for Iraq, maggots!"

180 comments

  1. Icculus? by sirmikester · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I wonder if Icculus (Ryan C. Gordon) of Loki fame had anything to do with this?? Oh yes he did.

    It shouldn't have been that hard to port the code for the linux client over to mac os, since both architectures are similar. Regardless, good job Icculus :)

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  2. OS handled just as sexual preference... by L10N · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now that the Macintosh has joined the ranks, "don't ask, don't tell" is in full force. (it is just a joke macaddicts...I support macs as part of my job...)

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    1. Re:OS handled just as sexual preference... by zpok · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Why is this funny?
      I really don't get it.

      OK, aha, I get it, I'll just suppose for one moment every mac user is a homosexual, filtering out all women - including my wife - who own a mac, ... Nope, still not funny.

      I don't care how many macs you support, you're still an ass.

      The fact that mac users are supposed to be homosexuals doesn't bother me one bit, but the fact that there are so *fucking*many*scared*stupid*ignorant*little homophobes out there, and that some people still think it's funny ...

      In this audience no less.

      btw, this karma stuff is fun, let's see if it gets any better.

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    2. Re:OS handled just as sexual preference... by L10N · · Score: 0

      Zpok, you are an ass. You flip out over a joke that is entirely harmless. You know nothing of me: you do not know what computers I have owned, used, prefer. You do not know my sexual preference(s) or aversions. You behave in your response like a 12 year old script kiddie. Your response (retaliation) was personal for you and I hoped that your neurosis/affliction was eased by posting. However, it isn't rational to behave like such a child in response to such a non-event. Not even on /.

      If you need assistance with anger management I suggest you contact a counselor, clergy person, or mental health professional sooner rather than later before such irrational responses causes permanent damage to your personal/professional life.

      Good Day...

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      "What we do in life echoes in eternity." Maximus Decimus Meridius
    3. Re:OS handled just as sexual preference... by zpok · · Score: 1

      If I knew you better, I might apologise more profusely, but I don't.

      All jokes are harmless, apart from intent. I love jokes, the cruder the better, but I've read a gazillion jokes on homosexuality on \. lately that make me itchy, regardless of intent.

      This is in some ways an unpersonal medium, and I couldn't see you wink while you were joking.

      My rant was rightly deemed flamebait and probably over the top (as is your answer ...) but the intent was to ridiculize the link gay-apple, not to insult you personally. I clearly did though and if you happen to be a nice guy/grrl, I'm sorry for that.

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    4. Re:OS handled just as sexual preference... by L10N · · Score: 0

      No need to apologize. I'm excited to see/read the depth in you. Being exposed to all the trolling and flaming here at /. obviously has impacted us both. I can see where you are coming from. The gay-apple link is much exploited. I just meant to jest and I knew I was probably stepping on some raw nerves somewhere out there but hoped it'd be disregarded by those who found it lame.

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      "What we do in life echoes in eternity." Maximus Decimus Meridius
  3. Why.... by ae0nflx · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This seems like a rather bad idea on the army's part, in my opinion. I would think that since Apple has such a small slice of the market share that they would not even bother with a release, and more importantly, I wouldn't expect as many Mac users would be potential conscripts. I don't have any hard evidence for that, but considering myself (a long time mac user) and most of the other appleholics that i know, the mac user/pacifist overlap is pretty large...

    I bet the fed is finally trying to convert us sunflower-loving hippies using a really cool game. So. Tempting. Must. Resist. Cool. FPS.

    1. Re:Why.... by rmohr02 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, there's a Linux version of America's Army, so why not a Mac version? Ok, you have to boot from the CD for it, but it still runs off of Linux.

    2. Re:Why.... by dbrutus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gee, the US hasn't had conscripts since the '70s so maybe you have no idea what you're talking about.

      Btw: unless you want to categorize Rush Limbaugh as a sunflower-loving hippie, mac users are a bit more diverse than the stereotype.

      1 left liberal, 1 post, 2 wrong stereotypes. Bleah

    3. Re:Why.... by Llywelyn · · Score: 0, Troll

      It is a former of "humor" called a "joke".

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    4. Re:Why.... by suss · · Score: 1, Funny

      I wouldn't expect as many Mac users would be potential conscripts

      Considering you have already voluntarily joined the army of Steve Jobs and even paid (a lot!) for it, i don't think it's that far-fetched...

      Steve Jobs: You will buy this new expensive Apple Gizmo and you will like it!
      Mac Users: Yes,Sir! We will buy the cheese grater look-a-like, Sir! Have our life savings, Sir!

    5. Re:Why.... by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually you don't need a CD, you can type

      emerge americas-army or whatever it is.

    6. Re:Why.... by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, whatever else you might say about Rush, the fact that he's not really army material is well documented.

      He did, after all, get a free pass from Vietnam because he had an ingrowing hair follicle. On his bottom.

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    7. Re:Why.... by MrResistor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ok, you have to boot from the CD for it, but it still runs off of Linux.

      Or you could just download it from icculus.org and install it like any other professionally produced Linux game.

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    8. Re:Why.... by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't like the game, so I've never looked into it. I just remember seeing that Gentoo made a booting version of it.

    9. Re:Why.... by Ranger+Rick · · Score: 1

      Of course, if you've ever had a pilonidal cyst you wouldn't think of it so lightly...

      I mean, sure, he should have been conscriptable a month later (he's no less of a draft-dodger ;), but that does not lessen the fact that it's not quite so simple as you point it out.

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    10. Re:Why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen your sig for a long time, and I hope you know that larry wall references it significan't in the onion 7. He puts a "in soviet russia" twist on it, but he's sayin the same thing you are. He's got slides, too, you should really check it out.

    11. Re:Why.... by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

      Ironically, Mac users are more likely to be republicans, as they have higher incomes. Whether this is because you need a higher income to own a Mac or because using a Mac leads to a higher income, is undetermined.

    12. Re:Why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one has said "gee" since the '70s either. Fucking Republican.

    13. Re:Why.... by Stenpas · · Score: 1
      I have to agree. Mac users are not soldiers. Our place is to make the propaganda!

      (disclaimer: I'm a mac user.)
      Sten

    14. Re:Why.... by PeeweeJD · · Score: 1

      America's army uses the Unreal Engine, which has already been ported to the Mac platform... why not release a mac version?

      Also, I use a Mac not for the 'hippie' aspects, or fsck M$ reasons, but simply because I like them better... I am not a gun toting liberal, but I play paintball and first person shooters on my consoles (and Mac when I can)..

    15. Re:Why.... by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      I have such a cyst, but mine is higher up, almost directly on the tailbone.

      Can you have them removed? Yes, but it's sometimes not the easiest or best solution. Seeing as how it's near one's ass, infection after surgery is fairly common.

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    16. Re:Why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats because all Mac users are pathetic pussies.

    17. Re:Why.... by kyrre · · Score: 1

      In the end of the trailer: http://www.apple.com/games/trailers/americasarmy/ there is one old guys running the show that have a Powerbook. Maybe this guy felt left out of the group? Anyway, if they didn't clutter the original source with unportable stuff the port should be fairly easy. Quake II was ported by a guy in Germany for no pay after the source was released, a couple of pros should be able to do a port in a few weeks.

    18. Re:Why.... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Rush is not going to join the Army.

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    19. Re:Why.... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      The snopes article above notes that this particular cyst was deemed inoperable in the physician's report sent to the draft board.

    20. Re:Why.... by PeeweeJD · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it isn't because you are a flaming homosexual? Studies show that most mac users are flaming homosexuals.

      Oh yeah... could be that as well... I never really thought of it that way.... if studies show its true, then it has to be, right? I mean if it wan't true, then the studies would say that mac bashing pc/linux people are flaming fags...

      thanks for clearing that up for me... /closet

    21. Re:Why.... by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      Whether this is because you need a higher income to own a Mac or because using a Mac leads to a higher income, is undetermined.
      This implies that it would have to be one of these options, which is wrong. Don't mix up coincidence with causality. Anyway, how did you arrive at the conclusion that
      " Mac users are more likely to be republicans"
      in the first place? Any facts to back that up, or just trolling?
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    22. Re:Why.... by Alex+Thorpe · · Score: 1

      I see a few problems with this theory, starting off with Mac users that "think different", something anathema to conservatives. GAMUG, the Gateway Area Macintosh Users Group, has a large number of educators and retirees, some of the latter retired teachers. While the subject of politics doesn't come up there much, I've not met any Bush supporters in the group.

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    23. Re:Why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you might be thinking why? Army's thinking... why not? It's free!

    24. Re:Why.... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      [shrug] I'm a veteran, and a Mac user. I know at least two others. Take that FWIW.

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    25. Re:Why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statistically, the rich are more likely to be leftist. The poorest people in the US (Appalachians, Missipians) are likely to lean Right, and the richest (California, New York) are more likely to lean Left, despite each sides supposed principles.

    26. Re:Why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it hilarious that this 'statistic' is thrown around so much, when looking at my main group of friends, all the right-wing "Why don't they make more games where you can, like, capture and torture fags and shit" friends use Macs, and all my "Homophobia makes me physically ill" leftist friends use PCs. In fact the main reason I bought a Mac was because I can't use a PC without feeling like a faggot.

  4. I think I speak for all of us when I say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... KABOOM!!

    Blam blam!

    Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!

    Nyyyyyyyyooooooooooooo BOOM!

  5. First impressions by wyvern5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While the performance is understandably poor on my dual 800 (1.5 gb, GF3... I get around 20 fps) the game has real potential. Unfortunately its close quarters combat is quite flawed. Strafe jumping junkies who somehow manage to squeeze full-auto fire out of their M16A2 abound. Disappointing, to say the least. Looks like the devs kind of gave up on polishing the gameplay about 5/6ths of the way to completion. All that would be required to fix this is a simple realistically correct adjustment: You can't strafe jump while holding a full-auto assault rifle. Or, at least, my knowledge of the human body doesn't state that it's true. Who knows what genetically engineered super soldiers the Army is cooking up these days, though ;) I think perhaps some chained-jumping handicaps like those in RtCW, I think it was, would be appropriate. But, there are a handful of weapons to use, and sniping is appropriately difficult (though I haven't had a chance to try out it outside of the training field... yes I am an Exper Marksman :) ). So, to sum up... A game with strong potential, but it needs polish. And more FPS.

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    1. Re:First impressions by setzman · · Score: 5, Informative

      The M16A2 is NOT a full-auto assault rifle. It can only fire in semi (1-round) and burst (3-round) modes. You must be thinking of the M16A1, which can fire full automatic.

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    2. Re:First impressions by Llywelyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Must... not... feed... troll...

      argh!

      "Either way, go point one in your face and pull the fucking trigger."

      Damned stupid argument.

      Either way, set off a thermite reaction on your scalp and see how quickly you melt.

      Just because something will kill you doesn't mean it isn't functionall different from something else that will kill you (and, yes, I know a revolver or a .270 Winchester would have been a closer comparison).

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    3. Re:First impressions by wyvern5 · · Score: 1

      In response to those who can't read very well, I know very well that the M16A2 cannot fire full auto. If you re-read my post, you will see that this is what I implied. People (perhaps with a script) manage to make it fire full auto, presumably using burst mode.

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    4. Re:First impressions by MrResistor · · Score: 4, Informative

      Tip on sniping: Breathing matters!

      Squeeze off your shot during the pauses between inhaling and exhaling. Oh, and I mean your character's breathing, not you physically breathing.

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    5. Re:First impressions by seann · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Dear Sir.

      Please stay away from my children when I have them.

      Yours truely,

      Seann Alexander.

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    6. Re:First impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to run just fine on my Dual 867, 512 RAM, and stock GeForce 4 MX. But then again, fine is up for interpretation.

    7. Re:First impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Sir,

      Please die now before you're able to spawn.

    8. Re:First impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are you talking about?? He was being a smart ass. (A damn funny one i might add, if I had mod points that would be +1 Funny) First comment of the day that made me laugh out loud and your moronic post had to ruin the magic. Asshole.

    9. Re:First impressions by The+Swedish+Chef · · Score: 1

      In AA you CAN NOT shoot whilst jumping. There are, however, some hacks that have allowed people to turn this on.

      Likewise, you can't bunny-hop forever: there is some measure of "stamina" that prevents you from just jumping around like a rabbit on uppers.

      Third, the M16 in AA is not full-auto. There are full-auto M4s, and you can also pick up AKs off of dead opfor that will be full auto for you (because you see it as an AK, not an M16).

  6. Has to be said... by Llywelyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Come on, you apes! You wanta live forever?

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  7. Re:Now, you too can die for your oil! by gregh76 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Lying about sex with your intern, not impeachable.

    In case you didn't know, Clinton was impeached.

  8. What, no bittorrent link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, no bittorrent link? Every mirror I've found is slow as hell.

  9. High scores? by psyconaut · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you get really high scores, do you get a knock-on-the-door in the middle of the night and whisked away to a secret CIA training camp? ;-)

    -psy

    1. Re:High scores? by dewhite · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you haven't seen the Penny-Arcade comic about America's Army, then you NEED TO...

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  10. :P by pmsyyz · · Score: 1

    Why are there "quotes" around "License:" and "System Requirements" ?

    http://www.apple.com/downloads/macosx/games_demo up dates/americasarmyoperations.html

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  11. Relax, they're not trying to convert us.... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    even if the start up screen does say "YMRA EHT NOIJ"

    1. Re:Relax, they're not trying to convert us.... by usr122122121 · · Score: 4, Funny
      even if the start up screen does say "YMRA EHT NOIJ"
      JION THE ARMY???

      I always knew SOMETHING was wrong with this place.... maybe that's it :-)

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    2. Re:Relax, they're not trying to convert us.... by shamino0 · · Score: 2, Offtopic
      even if the start up screen does say "YMRA EHT NOIJ"

      If you were going for the Simpsons reference, the correct phrase is "YVAN EHT NIOJ". Bart was unknowingly recruiting for the Navy, not the Army.

  12. this thing is huge and it's free.... SO.... by reiggin · · Score: 1

    Can someone post a bittorrent link? The only thing they are charging for is a broadband link ($5.95). The other links are slow as crud. So I think it'd be just peachy if bittorrent helped us all out a bit.

  13. Here's a .torrent by jamie · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Found this in a comment to the story on insidemacgames.com:

    http://www.bigfatonline.com/armyops-mac-170.tar.bz 2.torrent

    I had grabbed the first half of it from an official mirror before I gave up and went to the torrent, so I can guarantee that if it's trojaned, it's trojaned in the second half :)

    1. Re:Here's a .torrent by bradsmith74 · · Score: 1

      Watch out for the space that Slashdot inserts between the ".tar.b" and the "z2.torrent" in the filename.

  14. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by Alex+Thorpe · · Score: 2, Funny

    You think this is bad, just wait until "F/A-18 Hornet: Operation Iraqi Freedom" ships. Actually, I heard that the Windows version just shipped.

    Some of us have joked that there won't be any air-to-air combat in in.

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  15. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by Llywelyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its a joke, laugh.

    "Honestly, this is a freakin' *WAR* people, its not a video game, and its not a walk in the park."

    Yep, and I think the person who wrote that--along with every other person here--knows it. I made a comment above which is a Heinlein quote along the same lines, but I don't support our president in this (sorry, I didn't vote for him either).

    It is also well known that "America's Army," the video game, is a recruiting tool for the US Army. Expect us to "show a little humor" with respect to that.

    "What would you think about that if you were an actual Iraqi, reading /. on the Internet?"

    I'm not in Iraq and I imagine a very small percentage of /.ers are, however, considering that the name of the game is "America's Army"...

    "Wait, lets change this video game a little bit and rename it to "Washington DC Terrorist Attack - Kill the President before He Rapes The World", and port it to Nintendo."

    False analogy. The two are not comparable on any level.

    That being said: Go for it. Announce it on /.

    You won't get moral outrage from me over it being sold--I won't purchase it, I won't play it, and I won't encourage others to play it, but I won't claim that it shouldn't be sold. Part of that "freedom of speech" thing.

    "Does that then make it okay for someone to say "Play this game then go there, Brother, and kill the infidels!""

    I wouldn't be insulted if the Information Ministry or Military in Iraq released a game called "Saddam Hussein's Army" and someone posted on /. "Get out there you chiggers and train for the US!"

    Seriously, you are being oversensative. None of us care.

    I'm opposed to the war, I still got a chuckle out of the "train for Iraq" line.

    "Can Americans not plainly see that their perpetual arrogance and cultural irresponsibility is causing them more trouble than its worth?"

    Can the hypothetical "rest of the world" (meaning you) see that sterotyping and generalized racism is causing us all more trouble than its worth?

    ""Americas War" is *NOT* something to be proud about, or defend eagerly, or even participate in willingly."

    I'm not, I don't, and I'm not. Your point?

    "It is the product of a sick and twisted culture!!"

    Stop making leaps of logic that Orwell's Ministry of Truth would be proud of and you might get people to listen to you. Ranting about the Evils of America(TM) gets you nowhere in discussion, informing others, or in changing anyone's minds.

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  16. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I wouldn't expect as many Mac users would be potential conscripts."

    Demographically higher educated (with me being an exception), allegedly more creative, and capable of enduring sustained ridicule for years, it seems Mac users would be perfect officer materiel. In the armed forces as in the tech industry, someone must lead. Apple does ergo, Mac Users. Or should that be ergot*? /confessed MacAddict since 84.

    *The dried sclerotia of ergot, usually obtained from rye seed and used as a source of several medicinally important alkaloids and as the basic source of lysergic acid. In other words, Nature's own LSD.

  17. Ender's Game v 1.0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not the end. This is not the beginning of the end. Rather, it is the beginning of Ender's Game for beginners. Or something.

  18. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by puckhead · · Score: 1

    "What would you think about that if you were an actual Iraqi, reading /. on the Internet?"

    In Saddam's Iraq, the Internet read you.

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  19. Mac Gamers Get This...AAO Tracker by Numeric · · Score: 2, Informative

    ArmyOps Tracker

    You can track you all sorts of stats with the game. I love using it to track how many points I need to gain honor and seeing my frag rate. I didnt discover this online tool for almost a few months. If you are curious, you can see mine...My AA stats. Another cool feature is the signature file which is like a banner ad of your stats.

    I can wait til I turn my 600mhz iBook into a server!

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  20. AA uses SDL by AvantLegion · · Score: 3, Informative
    America's Army (at least on Linux) uses SDL and OpenGL.

    Probably didn't take much more than a recompile on a Mac to create this "port".

    This is a GOOD THING and the sort of thing we need to see more of. Develop cross-platform games with cross-platform APIs. Give "Linux gaming" and "Mac gaming" both a shot in the arm with the same code.

    1. Re:AA uses SDL by garymm · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see more of this. unfortunately, there's a demon called "Direct X" that haunts the games, keeping them away from the other platforms until they become so old that no one cares any more (NWN? Max Payne?)

  21. Re:Now, you too can die for your oil! by AvantLegion · · Score: 3, Funny
    You too can follow the orders of an idiot leader who presents false evidence, finds out it's forged,

    Hey, we're not talking about Clinton bombing an aspirin factory on bad info here! He's not even President anymore.

    Oh... oh, you were talking about Bush.....

  22. wow a game review from a non-gamer? fps tweak too. by Numeric · · Score: 5, Informative

    obviously you are new to gaming since "strafe jumping" is actually called "bunny hopping". also you cannot fire while jumping. you can fire while strafing back and forth. i assume that you started today, you probably havent played many of the maps and maybe still in the MILES (laser tag) maps like MOUT and Tunnels. Those maps are intro maps you will see how the game can excel when you are on a large outdoor map like Radio Tower or a FPS killer map like Bridge.

    When AA was first released, I thought of it as Counter Strike 2 with all the cheats removed which is one of the reasons I stopped playing CS. But I discovered that AA was team orientated. If you can find your nitch on a squad, you can really dominate.

    Some things that you missed that I think should be noted:
    - you can shoot through doors now and bullets can ricochett and kill you
    - TK (that is "team killing) is a huge no-no
    - You will need to learn the Rules of Engagement (ROE) which have a negative effect on gaining honor.
    - You get bonus honor for being squad and fire team leaders.
    - You need to know your CEM (Combat Effectiveness Meter), the higher it is, the more accurate your shot is.
    - To forgive ppl, when you are TKed accidently. Apologize when you TK someone.
    - There's many different qualifications such as Airborne School, Sniper School, Mtn Range division, etc... by passing those schools, new maps open to you.
    - The higher your honor the better your chances are of getting the weapon you requested.
    - Game weapons (depending on map and team size): M16, Saw, m16 w/ 203 grenade launcher, regular sniper rifle, .50 caliber sniper rifle, m4 with laser sight,grenades, flash bangs, smoke nades plus the enemies counter weapons.

    Coming in AA 1.9, two new classes: Medic and Special Forces. I am looking forward to becoming a medic (although its not like a true medic, but a combat medic with a gun -- read americasarmy.com). Rumors are that you need to have a 35+ honor to be a medic and 50+ for Special Forces.

    I've logged 70+ hours into this game, playing for a few days then stopping for a week or so (depending on work and life duties). So I feel qualifed to review the game.

    overall for a free game, its pretty damn good. the FPS are quite good if you have a good video card. a gf3 is okay. i dont think my 600mhz iBook with its ATI 16mb video card could handle it, but maybe it will be okay as a dedicated server.

    "hooah"

    fps tweak

    http://75thrangers.us/portal/modules.php?name=Fo ru ms&file=viewtopic&t=1142

    a quote from the post...
    " Ok I was gettin like 23 fps on bridge SE, and i new
    i could do better. I have a radeon 9200 128mb. So a
    Dev told me that i could tweak the Cache size in the
    armyops.ini file and it would help alot. The default
    is 32. If you haev a 128 mb card set it to 128 mbs, 64
    card =64 cache. I went from 23 fps to 60! "

    i have an ati 9000 128 pro...i made the changes and it didnt seem to do much. i had my friend make changes to and he has a gf4 ti 4200 128 and he didnt notice any changes.

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  23. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

    There is no point in arguing with you, you are convinced that you are right and are more concerned with yelling than with truth.

    <<Wer mit Ungeheuern kampft, mag zusehn, daß er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.>> -- Nietzsche

    Prove me wrong.

    "*point #1: "Americas Army" vs. "Kill the President Imperialist", training tool or not, are in fact perfectly comparable as an analogy. There is nothing 'valient' about Americas Army that isn't 'valient' about a Muslim going off on Jihaad. Those guys that strap bombs to themselves and go off to make damage where they can, think they're 'valiant, brave, and justified' as well."

    This would be calling the US Army "terrorists" and equating military action with terrorism.

    Oh please. There was a reason that rules of war were drafted and the provisions for minimizing civilian casualities and dressing as soldiers in battle.

    You don't think the government's cause there is justified? Great! Neither do I.

    How would you respond if I started painting you in with Schröder on every decision he made?

    "why? Because, as a joke, it will only be funny to Americans."

    I've done a fair bit of technical writing; I've learned a bit of German, Turkish, and Spanish; traveled abroad; and I lived for a year with a Chinese roommate. One of the first things you learn is that humor is different in every culture and doesn't tend to transfer across country lines.

    Hell, I don't even get some of the humor people in New York consider hillarious and I certainly don't find anything funny about the brain-dead humor of some of the movies we've had. Why should you define humor as only what both people in the US and Iraq both would find funny?

    Also, just because we joke about something does not mean that we do not take it seriously. Sometimes the things a people take most seriously are the topics we joke about.

    " Yeah, yeah, beat the "freedom" dead horse again. "

    Simple. if you were to publish a game by the aforementioned title I would say "go for it". Stop having a knee-jerk reaction to the word "freedom".

    "*point #4: Americans are not a 'race'. They are a cultural entity defined by their own borders and their own deeds."

    We are several cultural entities thank-you-very-much (the people in New York bear very little resemblance to the people in Texas) and we do not appreciate being stereotyped and verbally-attacked on the basis of what our leaders decided to do.

    Please, btw, *what* deeds have *I* done "as an American."

    "This is not racism, this is not stereotyping:"

    Which is why you start off the title of this thread as:
    "I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans."

    "this is taking offense to a mob-happy joke mentality about something which is seriously important to the rest of the world"

    What makes you think it isn't to us?

    Look. The War in Iraq is something we regard very seriously.

    That said, America's Army is not about Iraq per se. It is a recruiting tool and it is supposed to glorify things and play to a culture which gets off on first person shooters.

    We know it is a recruiting tool, don't be surprised that we are going to joke about its status as such. We are currently at war with Iraq, great, where are the jokes about the status of this game as a recruiting tool going to go?

    Tell me, does this (part of a) poem offend you?

    Life is a trifle
    Honor is all
    Shoulder the rifle
    Answer the call
    A nation of traders
    We'll show what we are
    Freedom's Crusaders
    Who war against war

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  24. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is truly amazing. Compared to you, the American right wing looks almost rational.

  25. Re:Now, you too can die for your oil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More evidence that shows that republicans are idiots, and only care about what you do in your private time.

    These fuckers are going to get us all killed.

  26. Re:wow a game review from a non-gamer? fps tweak t by wyvern5 · · Score: 1

    A good post, and more thorough than my own. But no, I didn't mean bunnyhopping, I meant strafe jumping. I am a fps gamer and have been for past, oh, 8 years or so. It's not strafejumping like in q1-3 but strafejumping it is indeed. Bunnyhopping is, IMHO, something different than the behavior I mentioned. Thanks for the vid card tip... My GF3 is 64 mb so I'll give it a shot.

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    -- Apple: Where Microsoft wants to go today.
  27. Foreign players = demagogue's dream by Durindana · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just played for a bit (I'm not saying what time zone I'm in!) and my first impression was surprise at the languages being used in chat.

    I know non-English-speakers are not unusual in FPS games, of course. But something about the in-your-face stridence of American military machismo in the game made it an odd cognitive dissonance.

    I can see a Huey Long (or Joe McCarthy) figure showing a screenshot of dudes blasting people with their m1a4 or whatever, talking in Czech... and then McCarthy lambasting the Army for training the next generation of terrorists.

    Or do I just need my morning coffee?

  28. Let me see your war face by qwertme · · Score: 0

    Now that I have a new powerbook I want to kill kill kill

  29. The Last Starfighter by amichalo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this remind anyone else of the 80's movie The Last Starfighter where the goofy kid living in a California trailer park gets the high score on a video game and gets recruited by the "Star Leauge" to save the Earth or Universe or Star Leauge or something like that?

    This really could become some next generation of recruitment.

    I mean, think of the possibilities for NASCAR to recruit top scorers for Gran Turismo, or the National Football Leauge to recruit top scorers of Madden 2004. Heck, if you can wiggle your fingers fast you must be able to do the real thing too. I'd hate to get in a kick boxing competition with the high scorer of Dynasty Wariors 4. I bet that overweight 12 year old would use the old A-B-A-B-B on my ass and the next thing I know he'd be holding my beating heart in his hand!

    All of a sudden I miss the 80's

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    I only came here to do two things; kick some ass, and drink some beer...looks like we're almost out of beer.
    1. Re:The Last Starfighter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I dunno. We have a TV series here in the UK called "Faking It' where someone goes from their real job to something else, with a bit of training, and then tries to fool a panel of experts into thinking they're the real deal. For example, a house painter becomes an artist and tries to fool the critics.

      Anyhow, one episode had a bloke who tests video games (as a job!!), particularly racing games, being trained up as a proper racing driver in one of the UK's top racing schools. To cut a long story short, he was crap - he could race the best on GT, but didn't have a clue how to drive a car quickly in real life....

    2. Re:The Last Starfighter by bobdinkel · · Score: 1

      Y'know I really think there might be something to that. The whole set up *is* a lot like the Last Starfighter. And I think it's more than a coincidence. After all that movie is what inspired George W. Bush to enter politics. I see larger things at work here.

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    3. Re:The Last Starfighter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it may lead some to consider the Army (or the military in general) who hadn't before, but at this stage games aren't going to be recruiting tools on the Last Starfighter model. Skill with a mouse doesn't translate especially well to running through a training exercise with an 8lb rifle and 30lbs of gear.

      This could, however, provide an interesting training tool for the military. if you can get soldiers and Marines to learn tactical movement, cover, concealment, covering fire, etc; before they either hit the range or go into battle, you're on to something.

    4. Re:The Last Starfighter by l1gunman · · Score: 1

      An 8 lb. rifle and a 30 lb. backpack?! Pussies. On my last backpacking trek, my pack weighed 66 pounds, not counting my rifle, er, hiking staff. ;-)

    5. Re:The Last Starfighter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a president that's on that show RIGHT NOW

    6. Re:The Last Starfighter by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      Damn, now the movie's spoiled for me...

    7. Re:The Last Starfighter by EulerX07 · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see a team full of cheese-puff eating mountain dew drinking gamers go against a nfl team. I'd pay to see the carnage.

    8. Re:The Last Starfighter by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      My last hiking trip included a pack that ranged between 70 and 85 pounds, depending on what I had to carry for the group that day. And I weighed 160 pounds.

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      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
    9. Re:The Last Starfighter by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      XFL 2.0, anyone? People compete for the chance to play in a game by playing Madden, then get decimated by real football players (it would probably have to be NFL Europe guys, for safety). Guarantee that would make more money than crappy teams full of crappy players duking it out for a meaningless title in February.

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      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
    10. Re:The Last Starfighter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... except that the panel seems to have the collective intelligence and attention span of a hamster on meth.

  30. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

    Hold on there chief, don't go making threats against our commander in chief. You may not like him, but why threaten his life? Do you know him personally? Is he that bad of a Guy?

    I agree with you when you say that America's War trivializes war, which is not a good thing. And I will skip making the ever-so-obvious troll about Mac users getting it last because they are gay or whatever, or a joke about "don't ask, don't tell". Just don't threaten OUR president.

  31. So it is true... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
    Now get out there and train for Iraq, maggots!

    The army really is always fighting the last war...

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    I am TheRaven on Soylent News
  32. Re:Now, you too can die for your oil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Another fucking idiot heard from. Thanks for your input.

    I'm amazed that one of the retards hasn't modded you insightful yet.

  33. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the people in New York bear very little resemblance to the people in Texas

    What alternate universe are you from?

    I live in Dallas, TX and while Dallas may bear very little resemblance to NY (we have fewer tall buildings), the people here look the same. Name a race, creed, or country of origin and Dallas has it. We have super-rich people here (like Jerry Jones and Mark Cuban), and super-poor people. I guess I don't understand where your comment came from.

    I only bring this up because your comment makes you sound a little shortsighted. Texas isn't a bunch of cowboys and rednecks. Sure, we have them here--as does NYC--but there's more to Texas than what you see on TV.

  34. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by torpor · · Score: 1, Informative


    I most certainly didn't threaten your president any more than your 'just a joke' video game threatens the lives of any average every day Iraqi's.

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  35. Re:wow a game review from a non-gamer? fps tweak t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    "Strafe jumping", in the sense in which it was first conceived, consists of jumping, holding a strafe key, and jumping again as soon as you hit the ground. It's called either "strafe jumping" or "bunny hopping", but most frequently the former. "Bunny hopping" can also refer to an accelerated tapping of the jump key while going up stairs, and its context determines its meaning. Anything else you might be talking about does not fall under these two terms; they have been this way since they were discovered in the Q2 days (contrary to the other poster who mentioned Q1, strafejumping was certainly not possible in that game).

    You're hardly an authority on the subject if you start posts like this:
    obviously you are new to gaming since "strafe jumping" is actually called "bunny hopping".

    Since it's, well, wrong. Perhaps if you played competetively you'd have some idea what you were talking about. 70 hours on a game? That's outstanding. I play Q3 competetively and, if I had to estimate, I'd guess I've played an average of three hours a day for the past four years, or 4,380 hours. So I feel qualified to tell you that you're a pretentious cocksucker.

    Find a fucking clue before you belittle other users, eh?
  36. Apropos... by 11223 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Join the Army, they said.

    See the world, they said.

    I'd rather be sailing.

    1. Re:Apropos... by LemonYellow · · Score: 1

      "I'm ready, master."

      Ah, happy memories.

  37. Re:wow a game review from a non-gamer? fps tweak t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got the sound right, but it's spelled "niche", not "nitch."

    Remember:

    Upon my honor,
    I saw the Madonna
    Standing in a niche
    Above the door
    Of a high class whore

    And a first class son of a bitch

    --Dorothy Parker

  38. Re:dear god by gryphokk · · Score: 1
    can I ask that for the duration of this stories life that this place not become a place of political discussions.

    thats right, no anti-war, no pro-war, no nothing.

    You can ask.

    We can ignore.

    If you can't stand the heat, get out of the frying pan.

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    And you, madam, are very ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.
  39. Re:Now, you too can die for your oil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, Sir, can STFU!

  40. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good to see you know who to support. I do wish though GWB would start the torturing, raping, and murdering of those ragheads though. They deserve it. We need to get the fsck out and let them have Saddam back. You'd like that. I surely would. I would love to see how many tens of thousands saddam kills his first day back in power. Send a message to GWB, tell him we want saddam back!

    PC^KILLA.

  41. Kill Different by druske · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...then I took a dozen rounds in the chest. It was... a bummer..."

    1. Re:Kill Different by PateraSilk · · Score: 1

      It went, like, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!

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      Danke tres mucho, tovarishch.
  42. Re:Now, you too can die for your oil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you joking or massively misinformed?

    Or trying to spread misinformation?

  43. The real problem is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All mac users are either women or gay men. Anybody that's ever done tech support knows that. They aren't interested in the army at all, just the army's men.

  44. Damn moderators suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love how you can post complete untrue bullshit and the moderators will mod you up if it sounds good. There should be some sort of basic intelligence test before someone is allowed to moderate anymore.

  45. Re:What a pointless port by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hard as it may be to believe there are, in fact, Mac users who are very intelligent who volunteered to be bullet sponges...and in a few cases, bullet magnets in the Marines...

  46. Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rush, Hannity, and O'reilly are such an embarassment to most republicans it's not funny. I can remember when being a republican meant something more than shouting biased garbage louder than God himself, and turning every conversation into a kindergarten level debate over non-issues. I for one miss the good old days when it was about doing the right thing and not making weak excuses for a terrible president.

    1. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, bring back the nice days of Bob Michel, you know, when Republicans were the permanent minority. There was no ugly controversy and rudeness back in his heydey and best of all the Democrats sometimes gave him a reach around.

  47. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LSA, what's in ergot, doesn't occur in a large enough quantity to be realistically made into LSD. However, it does occur in hawian rosewood seeds and morning glory seeds in sufficient quantity. Let me assure you. Just about any LSD made in huge quantity is made in beakers and extracted with a suspension medium. Don't know where you got your fact from, but they are wrong.

  48. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since 99.999 percent of mac users are women and gay men, I think your hypothesis is incorrect.

  49. Re:Now, you too can die for your oil! by gregh76 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, it's you who's massively misinformed, you silly AC:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/sp ec ial/clinton/stories/impeach122098.htm

    There's a difference between being impeached and being removed from office.

  50. Re:Unfortunate by tomdarch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have to agree - being able to think for yourself is generally an impediment to obeying orders.

  51. Train for Iraq? by tomdarch · · Score: 0, Troll

    This release isn't training the kiddies to kill Iraqis, it's training kiddies to kill Syrians, Irianians and North Koreans. And if the French show some spine and stand up to them, then it'll be France next. Educate yourself on the "NeoConservative" agenda.

    1. Re:Train for Iraq? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, France would really be 'showing spine' by telling America it's wrong to stop the torture and murder of countless innocents. Especially if stopping tyrants happens to interfere with French oil interests...

  52. Mirrors? by kyrre · · Score: 1

    Download is damn slow (12kb/s) Anyone have a mirror?

  53. Realistic Additions by Rand+Race · · Score: 2, Funny

    To make this game perfect it needs a few things:

    First, when you try and log off, you should stand a good chance of being told you'll have to wait another month or six before you can stop playing and attempt to log off again.

    The reasons given for your missions should bear little to no relation to reality.

    Massive extra point bonuses for securing oil wells.

    And most importantly, if you die you never, ever get to play again.

    --
    Insanity is the last line of defence for the master diplomat. But you have to lay the groundwork early.
    1. Re:Realistic Additions by nick+this · · Score: 1

      From my service experience, the most realistic thing that could be added to the game is a mop.

      That, or a paint chipper.

  54. Re:What a pointless port by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you meant "fag magnets".

  55. Re:What a pointless port by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Gay. You missed they are probably also gay.

  56. I'm tempted to download this . . by bedouin · · Score: 2, Funny

    . . . but only if I can fight against America.

    Otherwise it's kind of boring.

    1. Re:I'm tempted to download this . . by gsfprez · · Score: 1

      lots of countries have "been tempted" to fight against America...

      most of them haven't bothered either because they know we'll sqush them into greasy paste stains, so don't feel too special.

      --
      guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
  57. Dear Moderators: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This really is a true statement. And you really are a bunch of strutting self-important techno-wannabees. And Macintoshes really are for the trooley stoopid among us.

  58. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come on, you know 76.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

  59. This is awesome! by Slur · · Score: 1

    Thanks to this game the US Government will never be able to ban violent video games! To do so would be an admission of hipocrisy. (Of course hipocrisy itself will continue as usual.)

    The US Army has realized that video games enhance reflexes, improve perception of peripheral visual information, and teach tactical skills. So it's ostensibly about killing other humans (just like Vice City). Details, details. The point is the skills it imbues, after all.

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    -- thinkyhead software and media
    1. Re:This is awesome! by Delphiki · · Score: 2, Funny

      The beauty of hypocrisy is you can practice it, decry it, and admit it all at the same time.

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      Feel free to mod me "-1 - Angry Jerk".

  60. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

    My mother's family is from Cleburne going back four or five generations.

    My father's family is from Fort Worth, he was threatening to fly to texas and get some dirt to spread around the operating room when I was born so I would be "born on Texas soil".

    I'm quite familiar with Texas and their culture--from how they greet each other on the street to their humor to their way of life, is completely unlike anything I've seen in, say, Manhattan.

    My sister was born in New York, I was born in Washington DC, went to college in Colorado, and I've spent most of my life in New Orleans. Each place has a different culture--we have a few similarities, but there is no /singular/ "American Culture."

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  61. This just in... by BigusDickus · · Score: 0, Troll

    Today the Department of Defense released a tape reported to be of Saddam Hussein. Translated from Arabic, Saddam Hussein remarked:

    "Macintosh users are loathesome degenerates and deserve to be treated like the animals they are. Everyone knows that Bill Gates invented the GUI. He is the true visionary, not this charlatan Steve Jobs. This Apple just copies everything that the great Microsoft develops. Their pathetic company will be crushed. They will be blown away like dust and be forgotten. That Macintosh is condemned and will roast in hell under the whip of Satan."

    For more info, please contact your local U.S. Army recruiter.

  62. Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, your wife is not a homosexual. I can personally vouch for that and so can pretty much the entire merchant marine.

    Fucking, scared, stupid, ignorant, little ass.

  63. "America's Army": Your tax dollars at work by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Why the army would create a murder simulator and distribute it to kids is a question we ought to be asking as a democracy.

    The answer might seem obvious - i.e., you can't have cannons without fodder for them - but recruitment isn't the only reason.

    Recruitment may not even be the primary reason. The ranks of Walmart America are very deep; there are plenty of the working poor who can be drawn upon to fight our imperial wars without recourse to a draft that would be politically unpopular with the chattering classes.

    No, one of "America's Army"'s unspoken purposes is cultural adjustment, or as the army likes to say, pacification. It's supposed to make you feel good about our noble wars of liberation, to innoculate you against thinking about why the rest of humanity regards them as wrong. You may be certain neither you or yours will ever join the army, but that's sort of the point. Vicarious "patriotism" breeds moral passivity: it becomes that much easier for you to accept the status quo when you have fun pretending to be a hero in "America's Army." They also serve, who only sit and click...

    So click away. You paid for this, after all. Unfortunately, somewhere overseas, and much more expensively, so has someone else.

    1. Re:"America's Army": Your tax dollars at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear, hear!

    2. Re:"America's Army": Your tax dollars at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, it's propaganda. We've seen many examples of it in history, it had and has many faces. As soon as you hear 'be a patriot' (in whatever context), you know shit has hit the fan. After all, the direct translation of 'be a patriot' is 'be a puppet'.

    3. Re:"America's Army": Your tax dollars at work by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      can i quote this?

    4. Re:"America's Army": Your tax dollars at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While agree this is a form of cultural communication from the military caste in the United States, one can hardly object to them having a voice of their own. And, as pleasant as it may be to hector those behind whose rifles you hide, there is enough "moral passivity" to go around.

      You counsel with your remarks surrender to and acceptance of the homegrown despots simply because they do not wave an American flag. What direct action have you taken against those other regimes who have been so industriously filling mass graves while you wail about the U.S. choosing to act against thugs only when oil is involved.

      How comfortable it must be, as a member of the defeatist elite to pass judgement on the character of WalMart shoppers and rush to the defense of those under whose rule you would have been put up against the wall and shot. (Instead of the far less likely alternative of lying beneath the rubble of entire building in Tikrit or lower Manhattan).

      In any case, this game breeds jingoism not passivity. I assume some record can be found of your objection to the Grand Theft Auto franchise and its "murder simulation" as well. Or do only murder simulators depicting positive military force draw your ire?

      The price has indeed been paid millions of times over to offer you the opportunity of posting your self-contradicting, hypocritical gibberish.

      However ill-advised the U.S. was to reopen hostilities in Iraq, it seems unlikely Iraq will be applying for statehood anytime soon. Perhaps U.S. culture is far too pervasive, but when was the last time citizens of Paris and Berlin paid taxes directly to the U.S. Finance Ministry.

      One should not fear the fantasy of an "Imperial America" that somewhat insular and provincial state is just as inclined to become and "Isolationist America" to the ruin of all of us.

      They certainly don't need the rest of us. If such a game fosters an interest in things beyond their borders I say let it come to any platform at all.

    5. Re:"America's Army": Your tax dollars at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you live in a basement, watching CNN all day? Trying to sound intelligent without thinking in advance and/or not having any to little knowledge of the past does mean you have to post with the dictionary in front of you. Next time you use the dictionary, try to remember that certain words are only used in a specific context. It sounds so silly otherwise.

    6. Re:"America's Army": Your tax dollars at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ???? Dictionary? CNN? What are you on about?

  64. Re:Ignorance is bliss by geekwagon · · Score: 1

    Ignoring whatever other points you think you are making, since when does anyone need Apple's permission to release software that runs on a Mac?

  65. Remember to wear your B.R.A.S. maggots! by pvera · · Score: 2, Interesting

    B.R.A.S. =
    Breathe
    Relax
    Aim
    Squeeze

    At least that was the mantra for basic rifle marksmanship when I went thru Army Basic Training almost 11 yrs ago. The way you practice this is by dry-firing the M16A2 (I actually had an A1 issued by accident but the bastards caught me on my first day out in the range, dammit!). You put a dime on top of the deflector and you try to squeeze the trigger without dropping the penny.

    --
    Pedro
    ----
    The Insomniac Coder
    1. Re:Remember to wear your B.R.A.S. maggots! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      "You put a dime on top of the deflector and you try to squeeze the trigger without dropping the penny."

      Glad to see that the US Army is still the natural home of the kind of idiot who can't tell the difference between a dime and a penny.

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    2. Re:Remember to wear your B.R.A.S. maggots! by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Funny, I learned it as BRASS -- Breathe, Relax, Aim, Slack, Squeeze. The "Slack" step is taking up the slack in the trigger, which is pretty significant on those crappy old M16's they give you in Basic ...

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    3. Re:Remember to wear your B.R.A.S. maggots! by pvera · · Score: 1

      When and where did you do yours? I noticed that the game's qualification range for the M16A2 is missing "Fast Freddie" targets. At least that's what we called the shoulders-up pop-up that is usually placed less than 100 meters from the firing position. The game is set in Ft. Benning but my basic was in Ft. Jackson so I don't know if this is just a location issue or if it was dropped altogether from the design of the firing range.

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      Pedro
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      The Insomniac Coder
    4. Re:Remember to wear your B.R.A.S. maggots! by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      I was at Ft. Benning. I don't remember calling those close-in targets "Fast Freddie," but we definitely had them on the range. If the game is missing them, that's a major omission. I suppose it's possible that they don't have them any more (Basic was longer ago for me than I like to think about) but if so, I think that's a mistake. Learning how to snap-shoot at close-in targets is an important skill, especially for urban guerilla warfare ... gee, I wonder when that situation might come up ...

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
  66. Re:What a pointless port by thedbp · · Score: 1

    What a freaking jackass you are! How could you possibly be so insensitive? I mean, I was deeply, personally offended. you are a BAD BAD PERSON.

    And may you rot in hell, sir.

  67. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    War is the terrorism of the rich and terrorism is the war of the poor. Just like "erotica" and "pornography."

    "Rules of war" are nonsensical, and do not apply to the victors in any case. Tommy Franks is up for war crimes *already* in at least one European country.

    So give me a break that on this "war vs. terrorism" bullshit. Your other points are fine, but the idea that nations have any interest in pursuing fabricated "rules of war" during a conflict is incredulously naive.

    You can whine me a river about how the US has gone out of its way to avoid civilian casualties--it doesn't make it true.

    Violence is violence is violence.

  68. Re:The Last Starfighter - in reality by dmdimon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hi! Can't remember URL, but some time ago here in Moscow was a challenge painboll between Q2 team and FSB team, as I remember. Quakers wiped out federal sequrity team. Of coarse, that was not real bullets...

  69. Re:mac problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "a 8600/300 w/64 Megs of RAM"

    duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

    Yes, that would be slow. What is it, 10 years old?

    And what does it have to do with this discussion again?

  70. Maggots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just for the record, I'm a Mac user, a 30-year veteran of the United States Army, and a homosexual. And proud of all three!
    I'd like to see some of you twinkie-eating PC maggots go on two tours of Vietnam, and then tell me I'm not the man you are!

    ____
    p.s. Since you have no sense of humor, I'll explicitly inform you that this is a joke, thus there is no need to respond.

  71. Re:Ignorance is bliss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't get it, do you? Anyone can develop whatever he/she wants for whatever platform/environment. Thing is, Apple provide the download and the commercial blah blah around it. By doing so, they indirectly approve the goal of this game. And no, the goal of this game is not to give you a good time. The indirect goal of this game is to establish a foundation, i.e., support for military actions like the one in Iraq. It's propaganda and Apple act like an errand-boy. FYI, see for example http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/ and http://www.sklar.com/texts/gulf-war-media.

  72. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Him: reasoning.

    You: sloganeering!

    I mean, I agree with you, but ... come on. Get your act together.

  73. Re:I hate this IRAQ Flippancy of Americans. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    True enough, but then, it's fractal -- each place is actually a bunch of places, again with its own culture.

    I was born in Texas, grew up in Colorado, joined to Army and went to Georgia, transferred to the AF and went back to Texas, then to Nebraska, then to East Anglia (UK), then to Qatar, then to North Dakota, then got out and came back to Colorado.

    Houston, TX, where I was born, is not Wichita Falls, TX, where I went to tech school. Omaha, NE, where I was stationed, is not the same as the little farming towns that make up most of the state. Rural Cambridgshire, where I was stationed, is not London. Qatar, which is fairly liberal as Gulf states go, is not Saudi Arabia is not Kuwait. Denver, the place I know best, is not Boulder is not Pueblo is not Ft. Collins is not Colorado Springs. Capitol Hill, the Denver neighborhood where I live, is not Globeville, where I work, is not downtown is not Brentwood is not Park Hill is not Federal Heights is not ...

    You get the idea. Any geographical area can be broken down into smaller and smaller units, each with its own distinct culture. And yet it's also reasonable to group these units into larger ones, which do have their own culture: Cap Hill, Denver, Colorado, the US, the English-speaking world.

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    The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
  74. Re:What a pointless port by superspoon · · Score: 1

    um... did you just reply to your own post?
    Anyway, I honestly don't think that there is anyone who is properly informed (i.e., not ignorant) who would want to play a soldier going to a remote country to shoot people for no legitimate reason. And overall, mac users seem to the better informed part of the population.

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    YarrRrr
  75. Re:dear god by superspoon · · Score: 1

    Well thats a little hard, seeing how the topic of the story is a port of a highly politicly controversial game.

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    YarrRrr
  76. In Soviet Russia... by itistoday · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, gun's name simple! KALASHNIKOV!!

  77. Re:wow a game review from a non-gamer? fps tweak t by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    obviously you are new to gaming since "strafe jumping" is actually called "bunny hopping".

    To put it in a less flamy manner than the AC below, its obvious that *you* are the one who is new to gaming. Bunny-hopping was a term that got popular after Half-Life was released, especially the Team Fortress Classic and Counter-Strike mods came out, but the technique was called strafe-jumping long before that, mostly in Quake 2.

  78. Reality aspects of the game by FBickerstaff · · Score: 1

    So how does this game measure up to reality? Does it come with a "forged intelligence random generator" i.e. "We have intelligence that has tried to purchase from " How about a virtual snub to the UN "We don't need your approval to go to war, but we sure as hell need your help cleaning up the mess we made" Or does 1 random recruit die every day from a guerilla attack, just to spice things up. I want a game where i can put dubya in the targets!

  79. Re:What a pointless port by thedbp · · Score: 1

    yeah i sure did reply to my own post. just to heighten the air of absurdity for the post.

    it was really fun to watch the parent got modded to +3 Funny, then down to 0, Troll, and finally to -1 Flamebait.

    I feel as though my post has led a full, productive life, with all the myriad ups and downs one can expect from an uninhibited existence.

  80. Ymra eht nioj! by TCQuad · · Score: 2, Funny

    "America's Army", now 99% subliminal message free!

  81. Mod Parent Insightful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, I'd mod down the funny, and mod up the Insightful on parent.

    1. Re:Mod Parent Insightful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, the 'I'm rubber you're glue' style of argument is a really insightful one.

  82. Refund Issues by DarthNutz · · Score: 1

    Just a word to the wise. I purchased this game last week when it got announced and they charged me 3 times for it: $17.85 for this crappy game! I wrote to their customer service and after 2 days was told that there is nothing they will do about it. This is a total scam.

    1. Re:Refund Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why didn't you just download the damn thing for free?

  83. Re:Unfortunate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is so true. That and being gay means you'll be a shitty soldier.

  84. Re:Ignorance is bliss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, for me, the game is just for entertainment, since I already fully supported the action in Iraq before I had even heard of this game.

  85. You insensitive clod! by andyinindy · · Score: 1

    Wheeeeee

  86. To convert the x86 monkeys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are no great FPS games on the MAC.

    That's why so many people are staying with their PC clones.