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Star Wars Kid & Episode III?
samsarajr writes "Many of you would have seen that homemade yet ever so embarressing video of 15 Year old Ghyslain jumping around with a pretend lightsabre.
Well - he's back and I think we all agree that Lucas should put the kid with the lightsabre into Star Wars III." I tell you this is the story that just won't die. But in all fairness, some of those re-edits were hysterical.
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That would really improve the quality of the new series!
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It would be, and probably only should be, a short cameo appearance, maybe as a young jedi in training.
Here's a link to the original video and a later-remixed video:
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I hear he's going to be cast as Jar-Jar Binks.
I think we all agree that Lucas should put the kid with the lightsabre into Star Wars III.
As what? Anakin's metabolically-challenged clone?
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83000 votes, that makes this matter 1/3 as important as the question of software patents in Europe.
... but was i the only one that got really frustrated because there were only .wmw versions of the starwarskid movies around?
Yes. Yes you were.
Let him be the one to take the head of jarjar
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So far more than 83,000 people have put their names to an online petition that they're planning on sending to Star Wars director George Lucas.
Yes, and how many people do you think petitioned Lucas to put the original versions of the trilogy on DVD?
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Nevermind my earlier post, I found the video here:
The Original Video
See this video in context
i was already debating whether or not to see episode 3 at all, considering my disappointment with Ep 1 and 2...
i guess i'll still go see it just because it s the end of that trilogy, and on the off chance that Lucas might save the day with an incredible movie, but i'm not holding my breath.
having ghyslain in it would be great poetic justice for the ppl who made fun of him, i suppose, but that would require ghyslain to actually want to be in it too...
It sure would make me feel better. Why not bring back the kid who played Anakin in episode 1 for a cameo as another young jedi, so he can get killed as well? Maybe Jar-Jar could be a jedi too!
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The guys at waxy.org also used donations from the public to buy the guy a 30G iPOD and $3600CDN worth of Future Shop gift certificates.
I think it's pretty likely that he'll get a place in Star Wars 3. I mean, he's got about as much talent as anybody else in it.
I'm just waiting for the action figures!
To appear in episode 3 would undermine his whole lawsuit, no matter what his motivations (whether he truly is suffering or if he is greedy).
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It sucked what happened to him but since then he has had some good things happen to him:
1. He got an ipod from sympathetic souls which was nice and
2. His parents are suing the family of the kids who uploaded the movie to the net for everything they've got
3. He learned something Pam and Tommy should have learned: be careful what you video tape because someone could end up exploiting you for it.
I think it would be nice if he got a walkon but I don't really feel sorry for him anymore
Maybe if he hadn't gotten lawsuit happy, I'd still have an ounce of sympathy for him. As it stands, I couldn't care less about poor little Star Wars Kid's hurt feelings. If acting like a retard made one eligible for a Star Wars cameo, I'd be popping up the the background of nearly every scene.
Instead of collecting money to buy this kid an iPod or signing petitions to put him in the movie, we should be collecting money to buy him a therapist, some cool clothes, and a personal trainer. I suffered a lot from 6th grade to 8th grade. I always felt very awkward and unpopular, painfully afraid of girls, and never having more than 1 or 2 friends at a time. Some kids picked a nick-name for me I really hated. As stupid and silly and not really all that bad as it was, it still ate away at me, and I wasn't at the disadvantage of being overweight and the center of a world-wide joke. The kids in his school are probable calling him the Star Wars kid. As much as we empathies with this kid, I'm sure there is no way this joke is helping him. Getting in the movie isn't going to help either. It will just help reinforce the joke further. Hopefully Lucas will let the kid *privately* visit the set and meet the stars and get some value out of this phenomenon. But it is shortsighted to expect the kid to become fond of this attention anytime soon. Lets be honest, we don't want the kid in the movie to help him, we want him in it to further our own ejoyment.
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I find your lack of faith ... disturbing.
from the to-stupid-for-words dept.
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I can't believe people are so naive. Give him a part in a movie? Are you sure just because that is your fantasy that it is everyone else's fantasy? You already think of the guy as someone to be pitied, which is easy since you've already had your fun and yucked it up with your friends sitting around the monitor. You think that once he makes it to the set, dressed up in glorious Star Wars regalia, standing next to Mace Windu, it will be a euphoric triumph of this kid's narrow starwars themed universe. Why don't you just send him some fucking Han Solo underroos instead. Save the Star wars part for some mental patients.
If I were that kid, I would want nothing short of revenge. I would sue the hell out of their parents, take their house, make them live in a shitty aparetment. I would buy a porche with their money and drive it to school everyday, passing by the kids new getto digs just out of spite no matter how far out of the way. I would buy a video camera and set it up across the street from their apartment, and put the video feed on the internet. I would start a corp and hire a team of lawers to sue the fuck out of every radio station that so much as mentioned the video on the air. You would do all this too, this is real retribution.
Apparently the kid is under psychiatric care and his parents are suing. I wonder if being in the star wars movie would help. Here's the story.
Is there really a point in online petitions? Only a name and an email address is required and one can come up as many false names and free mail addresses as he wants to.
Why should Lucasfilm take this petition seriously? Is there any method to test the validity of the signatures?
And if he can sue his own friends, a commercial corporation worth 100's of millions of dollars isn't going to want anything to do with him.
I've got a feeling that these people were probably never his friends...
well, after Count Dooku gets killed with garlic, holy water and a lightsaber stab through the heart, Palpatine recruits SWK as his new hatchetman, who kills most of the Jedis until Darth Vader kills and replaces SWK, who in an ironic twist of fate, is revealed as Anakin's father.
They should cast him as Anakin's long lost brother, Fatakin.
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And I've got a feeling a 15 year old kid can't file a lawsuit in Canada.
You really have to wonder just what kind of example his parents are setting for him: someone hurts your feelings, let's sue!
Maybe the kid is being groomed for CEO of SCO.
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Alledgedly the video was stolen out of a filing cabnet at school. The "friends" conspired to hide the fact they stole it. Then even tried to scheme to have the iPod and money that was raised for him be sent to a different address, so they could keep it. Some friends, huh? Actually in a phone interview when asked "I guess it wasn't a friend who did this, more of an enemy?" He replied, "More or less. It was someone I knew.". He should sue them, and I still want to see him in Ep. III.
Are all lawsuits evil? According to this article these kids did a lot more than just hurt this kids feelings. They stole the video from a school filing cabnet. Posted it to the internet with messages encouraging people to make fun of it. Conspired to hide the fact they stole the tape from school officials. Plotted to have the iPod and money that were raised for him sent to a different address, so they could keep them. Ghyslain was so widely mocked at his private high school that he dropped out. He had to finish the session at Pavillon Arc-en-ciel, a ward specializing in child psychiatry at the Trois-Rivieres Regional Hospital Centre. They didn't just hurt his feelings, the tried to ruin his life. Surely theres a lawsuit in there somewhere. I hope they take these punks to the cleaners.
He could have started up a dot.com gone public and cashed out as a millionare.
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I realize he is 15 - but come on...it should be water off a duck's back.
Many kids his age lied about their age, and were fighting in WWII - I don't buy the 'pain and suffering' he is experiencing from this. The litigation sounds like greed to me.
That being said, I think he should be in the movie, or at least give him a tour of the set. He is an internet icon now - his fans will enjoy seeing him on the big screen.
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This has always bothered me when parents try to go this far with protecting their little boy from humiliation. Everyone has to deal with it so deal with it. This kids situation might be a little different from us, but in a way it isnt. This will go away in a very short time now just like everything everyone has had to deal with, unless of course he's offered and takes a movie part. The fact that this kid's parents are going after everything the posting kids families have is NOT justifiable. Anyway, maybe Im the only one who feels this way. Someone should be hired to video tape something embarassing that the parents are doing and post it the day the parents lose in court.
Crowd: The Star Wars kid! Show us the Star Wars kid!
Mother: Now you listen here! He's not the Star Wars kid, he's a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Crowd: Who are you?
Mother: I'm his mother, that's who!
Crowd Behold his mother! Behold his mother! Hail to thee, mother of Ghyslain! Blessed are thou, Hosanna! All praise to thee, now and always!
Mother: Well... Now don't think you can get around me like that! He's not coming out, and that's my final word! Now shove off!
It's obvious. Ghyslain should be cast as the young Wedge Antilles.
It was confirmed by Lynne Hale from Lucasfilm, actually. Here's an article I found about them being cut. The geeks didn't like it, apparently.
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