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New Slashdot T-Shirts On Sale Now
ThinkGeek has opened up their Slashdot Store, which among other fineries, is selling the all new Slashdot T-Shirts. We also have a surprise: In addition to the 3 winners we announced previously, by popular request, we added a 4th winner to the roster: Dan Sandler's 'Soothing Green Light' design. So go, buy all 4! And a hat! Do it! Also, Scott Lewallen made Icons & Wallpapers based on his Volatile Hyper Linkage design.
Advertising! I could hardly wait!
We added a 5th winner by popular demand! It's the *people's* choice!FP!
so I know who the slackasses are around here
bite my glorious golden ass.
You don't have XXXXX-Large? You insensitive clods.
does one of the shirts say, "just imagine a beowulf cluster of these shirts!"
or how about, "can your shirt run linux?"
As if I already can't do any work around here anyway without pausing to check on /. no I can wear it. Now if only we can make it update itself with the latest headlines...
I, for one, welcome our new Slashdot T-Shirt Wearing Overlords.
I predict the XXL, XXXL, and XXXXL shirts will sell out first.
Maybe there should be a Slashdot bib for all that Dorito/Chee-to dust.
World's tallest building rises in the desert
Wooohooo now people will know without a doubt that i'm a complete loser that has a permenent ass grove in my computer chair, no girls in my life, and jack off atleast 5 times a day.
Talk about ruining your chances of EVER getting laid...
Okay, can't ever seem to Slashdot Slashdot itself.
But, maybe, if we try really hard, we can Slashdot the Slashdot T-Shirts about Slashdotting
---"What did I say that sounded like 'Tell me about your day?'"---
As a Subscriber I got my order in before the unwashed masses! Booya!
Wait... that means I paid money for the privilege of being one of the first to pay more money. Go me.
Do you have any SCO bashing stuff available? I would order it in a heartbeat!
Why would any geek buy all four? Doesn't one t-shirt last a lifetime?
And what's the deal with the "Mainline Geek Culture" t-shirt being only available in white? How the hell is that going to hide the pizza and jolt stains?
"Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
... and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
I wonder if this means Slashdot's going to change their look to match the snazzy OSX-style "Volatile Hyperlinkage" design. Might be a nice change.
"Yeah, well, Dracula called and he's coming over tonight for you and I said okay."
"T-shirts are optional, but recommended for you."
...but it's being eaten...by some...Linux or something...
They come with a big Microsoft ad at the top of the shirt?
Nothing cool about that. *shake*
Everything in the Universe sucks: It's the law!
But I'm a nudist you insensitive clod !.
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Damn!!! New geekwear and here I am flat broke after buying that SCO license.
Reminds me of the design I should have submitted.
Trolls lurk everywhere. Mod them down.
yeah, and i suppose you believe taco's lawyer will be breaking into your house to patch your shirt if you cut a hole in it.
The only way you can get a real geek to bathe...
Haida Manga
This will make it easier to identify who needs an ass kicking.
Suit up, you freaks.
So far one has been ordered. The guy wouldn't give us his name, he just went by the the initials "RMS."
Insert offensive troll-style sig here. Please mod or respond appropriately.
The best part is that if you were a Slashdot subscriber, you could've seen this story early!
Carthago delenda est!
and I can't find the delivery option for my Moms basement. Now I'll never get my shirt.
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
during high school, the majority of us were trying to NOT get beat up by the jock, or try as much as possible to not be recognized as a geek. (the latter was foiled by our not-so-keen fashion sense)
now you want us to be a WALKING geek poster crowd?
uhh, OK
(no, serious)
Linux: Helping nerds look smarter since the late 90s.
> Slashdot owns the new logos/designs, and YOU can't use them without their permission.
Then howcome they're selling a goatse.cx t-shirt? That's not their property!
In fact, DSL goes well with the hypodermic needle, as it can be quite addictive (much more so than its inverse, LSD :).
Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
Naah, /. is regarded in my office as some of the best tech news that you can get on the web
Dear lord. Where do you work? I want to know so I can NEVER buy anything from your company.
Speak truth to power.