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Monty Python's Holy Grail goes Broadway

Sixyphe writes "First sighted on Yahoo News, it would seem that Eric Idle of Monty Python fame is working on a Broadway musical adaptation of everybody's favorite source of accurate medieval data, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The goal is 2005, and the working title is Spamelot (and not Spamalot, contrary to what an AP wire claims). And as a bonus to all you North-American Python fans, Eric Idle is soon to be touring in Canada and the US."

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  1. What is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

  2. Ni! by LurkerXXX · · Score: 5, Funny
    And we shall decorate the set with shrubbery.

    One over there, an another over there...

    1. Re:Ni! by marcel-jan.nl · · Score: 2, Funny

      ..only slightly higher, so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

  3. Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think this is the main reason Americans really take to the Monty Python troupe. Rather than the normal subdued humor that is the hallmark of European humor (except for that weird shouting humor of Germany), Monty Python takes absurd scenes and works them over the top. In American culture the bigger, louder, more powerful, and more blatant something is, the better.

    How popular is MP in Europe?

    1. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Bob+The+Lizard · · Score: 5, Funny

      How popular is MP in Europe?

      I don'y know about Europe, but most MPs arn't very popular in NZ. :-)

    2. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by kaan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shut up! Shut up, you American! You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and you say, "Let me tell ya something...", and "I've just gotta say this..."

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    3. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Monkelectric · · Score: 4, Insightful
      americans are all stupid, blah blah ...

      What you see on the TV isn't *really* what americans like. It's what bullshit TV execs think americans like. I've enjoyed the hell out of british shows like, sharp's rifles, mr bean/black adder/thin blue line, danger uxb, all creatures great and small, yes minister ... etc. I think given a chance american audiences would rise to the task and appreciate more sophisticated humor ... if given a chance, that is...

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    4. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Americans are not a race.

      Yeah, they're a disease.

    5. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you mean subdued as in "Bennie Hill"? Or perhaps the subtle reparte that we see in "Are You Being Served"?

      Just asking.

    6. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Aussie · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Actually, MP was known to make their jokes less subtle for the US audiences.

      eg: "Do you want to come upstairs ?" becomes "Do you want a blowjob ?" in the US version of the travel agent sketch.

    7. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Probably more like Fawlty Towers.

    8. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by ncc74656 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Americans are not a race.

      Yeah, they're a disease.

      Go away, or I shall taunt you a sec...oh wait, that's obviously your line.

      Schmuck.

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    9. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you mean subdued as in "Bennie Hill"? Or perhaps the subtle reparte that we see in "Are You Being Served"?

      Maybe he's talking about Red Dwarf? Or the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

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    10. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      When you want to put down Americans and their TV watching, just remember: it wasn't America who made "Baywatch" the most watched show on the planet.

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    11. Re:Subtlety, Monty Python ain't got it. by lightsaber1 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Certainly.

      Can you please elaborate on how sliced bread helped the literary world?

      Didn't hurt. But more than that, it meant authors didn't have to slice their bread themselves...putting in great jeopardy those precious fingers with which they write.

      Or, perhaps, you could explain again how sheep's bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes...

      This one's tougher. But you see, there are a lot of sheep in New Zealand and, well, not a lot of earthquakes there. It would follow that sheep's bladders prevent earthquakes. My guess would be that the urine absorbs something from the bladder which, when applied to the soil, stabilizes the land, preventing earthquakes.

  4. I just hope by the_other_one · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just hope that they eat Sr. Robin's minstrels early.

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  5. Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by JasonUCF · · Score: 5, Insightful

    EVERYTHING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A MUSICAL!

    Oh lord, when will it end. Please. Monty Python has created some of the most hysterical movies I have ever seen. Their skit/sketch comedy was genius. Yes, they sometimes had musical bits.

    But *ONE MEMBER* reworking Holy Grail?

    Sorry, I can't be a fanboy. All I can think is.
    'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo'

    1. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by xybe · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiii

    2. Re:Oh no, oh no, oh, no. by niko9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      EVERYTHING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A MUSICAL!

      Oh lord, when will it end. Please. Monty Python has created some of the most hysterical movies I have ever seen. Their skit/sketch comedy was genius. Yes, they sometimes had musical bits.

      But *ONE MEMBER* reworking Holy Grail?

      Sorry, I can't be a fanboy. All I can think is.
      'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo'


      Relaaaax, in through the nose, out through the mouth. The carpal pedal spasms will go away in a few minutes.

      Not everything is a musical.

      I gather you haven't seen The Producers on Broadway, have you? There was no Wilder or Mostel, but it was the most fun I have had in a loooooong time.

      It's just a musical.

  6. Whatever you do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whatever you do do not eat the free 'Crunchy Frog' candy they give you at the entrance.

    1. Re:Whatever you do... by the_other_one · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Crunchy frog is ok if you are not a vegan.
      Watch out for the Spring Surprise though.

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  7. Re:cool by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously though , why does this meret a slashdot posting?

    Its Monte Python, for god's sake! Thats why! :D I mean, even the term "spam" is purely attributed to Monte Python. Its a nerd thing.

    I would say "You must be new here" but I don't need the karma.

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  8. Critics Agree by michaelnz · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A wonderful play you'll never take a date to!"

    1. Re:Critics Agree by fruity1983 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are these "dates" you speak of? Is this a reference to an earlier slashdot article?

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    2. Re:Critics Agree by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

      We obviously have very different taste in women.

      He's obviously never tasted a woman.

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  9. Idle by ceswiedler · · Score: 4, Informative

    Gee...if only Eric Idle weren't my least favorite Python. Seriously, his stuff on the show and movies was so-so at best. Do any of the really classic Python quotes or scenes have Idle in them?

    (Michael Palin, of course, being the best, with Terry Jones as Most Underrated).

    1. Re:Idle by Jonin893 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!
      Idle was Sir Robin and was the guy on the cross next to Brian.
      Idle was the best singer. I dunno, he might have been the weakest, but he had his moments. Some roles were roles only he could play. He's kinda like Phil Hartman on SNL. Doesn't have the most individually funny characters, but he did so many things that only he could do (announcers is the one that springs to mind quickest).
      Also, I think he was one of the better writers. "Road to Mars" and his other movies are excellent. "Nuns on the Run" isn't "A Fish Called Wanda," but it is still an excellent movie.

  10. "And spank me-" "-and me" by abscr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hopefully the actor that is going save get Galahad from the virgins is late coming onto the stage which will call for some adlibing . . .

  11. Do you think... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you think they'll have a Spanish Inquisition? 'Cause I don't think I'd expect it...

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  12. Re:Just one technical problem... by goodbye_kitty · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unfortunately this didnt stop the Bee-Gees.

  13. Just imagine .... by bizitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. the full size cow being catapulted into the audience

    The possiblities are endless -

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    1. Re:Just imagine .... by doomdog · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they catapulted CowboyNeal into the audience, I'd definitely consider going to the show :)

  14. Re:cool by druske · · Score: 2, Funny
    Seriously though , why does this meret a slashdot posting?
    To justify the "foot" icon, of course!

    I have fond memories of sitting in an upscale Japanese hibachi restaurant 15 years ago with a bunch of programmer "nerds" singing the Spam song. That, and an alcohol-induced duet of Sit on My Face with a coworker's wife. Come to think of it, it's surprisingly difficult to get arrested for disturbing the peace.

    My God, man, had this not shown up on Slashdot many a fine nerd might have missed Idle's tour. He's no Darl McBride, but he's still pretty damn funny...
  15. It's good to see by alex_ant · · Score: 5, Funny

    That he's not just sitting around being idle

  16. But really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I rather found Monty Python's Life of Brian funnier (and it may perhaps be easier to recreate as a broadway musical, less props and all) than Holy Grail.

    But anyway, this'll be very interesting (aside from merely nostalgic of a film many of us have seen multiple times)

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  17. Could be cool by yoshi1013 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It has potential, it would certainly be a lot of fun to see stuff like the Camelot scene performed live.

    But what I'm more interested in is how on earth they're going to end it?

    They can't really have a cameraman being bumped into by the press or something because that particular 4th wall doesn't exist onstage.

    Maybe they'll have policemen storm the aisles and evacuate the theater.

    1. Re:Could be cool by jwriney · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...it would certainly be a lot of fun to see stuff like the Camelot scene performed live.

      It's only a model.

      --riney

    2. Re:Could be cool by anakuran · · Score: 3, Informative

      Still available here :)

  18. On second thought... by Kedisar · · Score: 5, Funny

    On second thought, let's not go to Broadway. 'Tis a silly place.

    1. Re:On second thought... by Nept · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lancelot: Look, my liege!
      [trumpets]
      King Arthur: Spamelot!
      Sir Galahad: Spamelot!
      Lancelot: Spamelot!
      Patsy: It's only a musical.
      King Arthur: Shh!

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  19. European Subtlety by The+Monster · · Score: 4, Funny
    Rather than the normal subdued humor that is the hallmark of European humor
    France. Jerry Lewis. 'Nuff said.
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  20. Broadway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let us not go there for it is a silly place.

    Its only a model.

  21. I feel sorry for all the women out there... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... who are about to be exposed to endless repetitive Monty Python quotes. My gf was so relieved that I'm a Spaceballs fan.

    1. Re:I feel sorry for all the women out there... by Pseudonym · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, that's just the sort of blinkered, phillistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behind, squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for a struggling artist, you EXCREMENT! You whining, hypocritical toady with your colour TV set and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic secret handshakes. You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing BASTARD! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you got down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me!

      Sorry, I don't know what came over me.

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  22. If Mel Brooks can do it... by Jonin893 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't get me wrong, I love Mel Brooks, I think his best works (Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein) are better than any of Monty Python's movies, but if he could turn "The Producers" into an excellent musical, certainly the much better "Holy Grail" could be one also.

    Of course, some gags, like the bunny might be dificult, it'd be very hard to see on stage. But the tradeoff is, we'll be able to see a chorus line singing, "We're Knights of the Round Table, we dance we e'er we're able...."

    Of course, it also means more exposure to Sir Robin's minstrels probably. That could be problematic.

    The thing I really want to see though, is how Terry Gilliam's animation transfers to broadway. How exactly do we depict an animator having a heartattack on broadway?! I mean, it's a given that the aptly named, "Sir Not Apperaing in this Musical" won't be there, but how can we cut the monster out?

    Oh well, as long as they still depict god talking like a Gilliam creation, you know, head completely detaching, I will be happy.

  23. Was I the only one by lewko · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...who saw the topic and knew that the vast majority of replies would be nothing more than random Python quotes?

    I mean REALLY.... I fart in your general direction...

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  24. When I was a lad... by Basehart · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...we had to imagine the whole of Macbeth in seven different languages before we got any dinner!!

  25. Potential by Kenterlogic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can see this becoming a major success because the low-budget nature of the film offers itself to easily adapting to stage as there aren't any flashy special effects to emulate. Except the "non-moving charging knight" scene and of course all those whacky animations. Maybe you should discuss this, at great length, at the new Root Forum I bet it will dethrone the Producers as hottest ticket on Broadway.

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  26. Now... by mraymer · · Score: 2, Funny
    If only people still got karma for funny mods... then this would be a real frenzy to see who would post the funny quotes first.

    Then again, there are plenty of funny quotes to go around.

    Hell, just check this poll and you'll see a good summary of the intro modded up in various posts.

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  27. Holy Grail - Monty Python = 0 by Executive+Override · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If it's without the original cast it's worthless. Anyone else saying "It's a flesh wound!", "Run Away!", "African or European?", "Ni!", etc, is just blasphemy.

  28. Re:Just one technical problem... by LardBrattish · · Score: 2, Funny

    Graham Chapman will appear in every scene. >> But wasn't he cremated? Er yes, but he will appear in every scene, ashtrays, vacuum cleaners...

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  29. From the least (and nastiest) of the Pythons... by el+borak · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Ever wanted to know what Idle is really like? Or why his fellow ex-Pythons rarely work with him? The original page is gone, but The Wayback Machine comes to the rescue. A choice quote:
    The other Pythons have become accustomed to this attitude over the last 30 years - and because they have continuing business interests in common - have to tolerate it. Living 6,000 miles away from him and seeing him only very occasionally helps.

    But they are unsparing about him behind his back. "Eric Idle gives selfishness a bad name" is John Cleese's openly-expressed and widely-repeated description of his former colleague.

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    1. Re:From the least (and nastiest) of the Pythons... by Coco13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, take that with the same amount of salt that you give Cleese's eulogy of Graham Chapman, which went something to the effect of "I sure am glad that old free-loading bastard is dead!"

  30. /.ers submitting movie quotes have been sacked by PoisonousPhat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait a minute... Doesn't that mean that
    We apologise for the karma-whoring in this post. Those user responsible has been sacked.

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  31. Holy grail in Russia.. by adeyadey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Did you know that the "Holy Grail" was a huge hit in the Soviet Union at the time - something like No 3 at the box office? The Soviet censors liked the films send-up of religion (& imperialism - remember the socialist peasants!), and passed it as being suitable viewing, maybe missing the strong thread of anarchism that pervades all of Pythons work. You could argue that it was cultural erosion like this that helped bring down the Wall..

    The film itself was shot for peanuts in a damp part of scotland in just a few weeks. The actors really were damp and cold when performing it, giving the film an authentic grimness missing from glossy Hollywood takes on medieval Britain. All the music was cheap "mood-music" taken off some LP. Gilliam is a great director who doesnt make nearly enough films, in my view.

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  32. Monty Python on stage in Paris by Monsieur_F · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some French actors decided to adapt some sketches from MPFC in French and made a show with them. As it seemed to be successful they are doing it again with "new" (still adapted) sketches.
    See for example here to book tickets.

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  33. People! by InsaneCreator · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who made what into a musical!

  34. well well by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that's something completely different!

  35. Ni? by Manic+Ken · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ni, ni ni ni.
    Ni ni nininini

    NI

  36. A moose bit my sister once. No, really. by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasti.

    I bet someone replies to this, and sacks me.

  37. Re:Thin Blue Line was subtle? by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 4, Funny
    Americans (and Canadians) watch reality TV and "idol" shows

    You know, because nothing like "Survivor" or musical "Idol" shows has ever been successful in Britain.

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  38. Re:More Proof... by Aquitaine · · Score: 2, Informative

    I met Cleese a couple years ago when he was a visiting professor where I went to school. I attended a couple workshops he conducted as well as a screening of 'Life of Brian' and another of 'Meaning of life.' In the smaller settings, and even to some extent in the larger groups, he was tremendously funny in person. But you could tell he had no interest in being funny on command; he'd tired of being funny for other people and wanted to be funny for himself. The thing that shocked me when I met him was that I never realized precisely how old they have all gotten; I grew up up with them even though Flying circus was already over by the time I was born. The first show he did at my school was 'Parrot Sketch Not Included,' which many people laughingly took to mean 'oh I am so tired of that blasted parrot sketch,' which, while true, was -- I think -- a hint of a broader issue, which is that he is tired of the expectations people have of him: namely, if you don't make me laugh, I'll be completely disappointed with you. Never mind that the man is highly educated and is a successful businessperson outside of his acting work.

    Cleese was truly worthy of the title 'professor' while I am not sure Idle would have been. Yes, we could've had him do all the Python stuff, but Cleese could actually teach you something. (and did, for several of us).