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Fox News Considered Suing Fox's "The Simpsons"

ZeDanimal writes "The Simpsons' pooh-bah Matt Groening said in an NPR interview this week that the Fox News Channel considered legal action against the show for its parody of the station's news ticker. Broadcast, of course, by Fox Entertainment, the episode that raised the ire of the "Fair and Balanced" Fox News crew was Krusty For Congress, which mocked the perceived rightward-leanings of the channel with pseudo-news items such as "Do Democrats cause cancer?" and "Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple" scrolling across the bottom of the screen. Guess the powers-that-be learned something from the Al Franken affair... or maybe they just feared getting into a popularity contest with the likes of the inanimate carbon rod."

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  1. news ticker belongs to one company? by seriv · · Score: 4, Funny

    The news ticker belongs to one company? They all look the same to me. Anyway what is fox doing sueing one of their best shows?
    -Seriv

    1. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Actually, they aren't sueing them, they "considered legal action".

      The history here is that the head of Fox News, Roger Aisles is a long time Republican activist and partisan. He was put in charge of the news operation for the sole purpose of slanting the news to the extreme right.

      To get an idea of what really goes on at Fox take a read of the experiences of people who have worked there. Every day a note goes arround called 'The Memo' which contains the Republican party messages of the day. If you do not toe the line then you get fired. This is a bad thing since experience working at Fox news does not exactly enhance your resume when applying for a job with the real media.

      You can tell this is going on because Fox was even able to report Bush's claim that the Whitehouse did not order the 'Mission Accomplished' banner with a straight face.

      So yes it is completely believable that the executives running this bubble world outfit would have so little clue about the real world as to threaten to sue another Murdoch production - in this case a production that can if it choose defect at will to another station and a production that makes money rather than looses it hand over fist.

      Fox News does well in the ratings but very poorly with advertisers. The problem is that its core democratic of poor middle aged southern white racist men do not have much in the way of buying power. Advertisers much prefer to reach 18-35 audiences, gays, professionals, etc. in short pretty much everyone who is unlikely to watch Fox. In fact advertising on Fox News actually trades at a discount to other broadcasts reaching the same demographic because advertisers know that many of the demographics they do want are actually less likely to buy a product they see advertised on a channel they associate with biggotry.

      The joke on the GOP and the likes of Bill O'Really is that Murdoch has no ideological commitments only business interests. He is quite happy running a Pro-Bejing communist sympathetic news channel on his Asian Star TV and he does not broadcast the BBC signal which might offend the dictators. In the UK Murdoch is quite happy to support Tony Blair's government, provided they do not threaten his economic interests. Murdoch undoubtedly considers his US channels in the same way, if Bush looses power in such a way that a return of Republican government looks to be unlikely in the near future then Fox news will flip flop to the left.

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    2. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by patomuerto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      FoxNews suing Fox Broadcasting is a scam. The fans of Fox news will definitely keep watching the news for updates and Simpson fans will only wait for controversial episode with anticipation. Rupert Murdoc lets the offended persons go ahead with this and saves millions in advertising and possibly attracts even more viewers to both shows.

      Basically all the news sources, including slashdot, become shills.

      I might be getting more cynical but the more this stuff happens the more I believe it is planned.

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    3. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by rifter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Anyway what is fox doing sueing one of their best shows?"

      What is FOX doing sueing themselves???? We all know that FOX has no clue, and this just proves that further.

      What's next? SCO sues UNIX intellectual property holder for copyright violation? Actually that wouldn't suprise me.

      Well, they said that the Simpsons was confusing and would be mistaken for a real Fox News broadcast. They also said that the title of Al Franken's book was too subtle for them. In other words, yes, the entire crew, cast, and all the execs and lawyers at Fox News are complete idiots, but at least they are admitting it now.

      When Al Franken said "There is no way a person not completely dense would be confused by this cover to think that Fox is accusing Bill O'Reilly of being a liar. There is nothing confusing about this." I would not doubt there was a meekly muttered "insensitive clod" from the Fox table. :)

  2. The Simpsons by Pingular · · Score: 3, Insightful

    are always parodying things. They often parody Fox themselves, but do they sue? No. I can understand Fox News being annoyed at this, but to take such strong action as to sue them is a bit over the top. I might recommend Fox News to tell The Simpsons to get rid of all copies of the episode and to never have it shown, at the most.

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    1. Re:The Simpsons by chimpo13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      As much as I love the Simpsons, Matt Groening isn't above threatening to sue people for stupid reasons.

      The whole Illegal Art project is pretty neat.

      Bunnyhole had to destroy an entire run of their magazine because Groening threw a hissy fit. This really annoys me because I love the Simpsons and Futurama. Especially the parodies.

      It's fine for Groening to parody other people, but don't parody him.

  3. Spelling Error... by computerme · · Score: 5, Funny

    The headline should read: "Faux News Considered Suing Fox's "The Simpsons""

    1. Re:Spelling Error... by Wister285 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's funny that people have no problem with extremely liberal news, but when you have something that is right of center it is automatically terrible. In case you didn't know, most news shows that aren't on CNBC or FOX tend to be quite liberal. Just try reading most major news papers. Note article placement too. If you can't see the bias then you shouldn't be posting stuff like this.

    2. Re:Spelling Error... by NickV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not true. William Safire, the founding editor of the freaking National Review, is a frequent regular contributor to what many consider the most "liberal" paper in the country, the New York Times.

      MSNBC has quite a few conservative pundits, and CNN has quite a few too. A good example of the difference between CNN and Fox News is Crossfire vs Hannity and Colmes.

      CNN has smart liberals and conservatives on both sides of Crossfile (Tucker Carlson, Robert Novak on the Right) whereas Fox News has a freaking moron arguing against Sean Hannity. It's literally HANNITY vs colmes. (In fact, when the show was first pitched it was referred to internally as "Hannity vs some wimpy liberal")

      Sure, some papers may lean left (like the Washington Post,) but they don't compare to the wacko right wing-ness of papers like the Washington Times.

    3. Re:Spelling Error... by Carbonite · · Score: 2, Informative

      William Safire, the founding editor of the freaking National Review...

      William Buckley (Jr.) founded National Review, not William Safire. Perhaps Buckley has written for the Times occasionally, but I don't think he's a frequent contributor.

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    4. Re:Spelling Error... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup...I see CBS, NBC, ABC...the major network news, and CNN on cable as all having from a slight to major liberal slant. Fox news, does have a slight right leaning......and I think it is nice to have this as a balance to the liberal side. I watch and listen to all of them and I think having variety like this makes for better decision making as an individual.

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    5. Re:Spelling Error... by rsidd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sure, some papers may lean left (like the Washington Post,)

      The Washington Post? Left-leaning? The paper that publishes Charles Krauthammer (who's rapidly narrowing the gap with Ann Coulter), George Will, Jim Hoagland, etc?

      Apart from some fringe outfits like the Nation, there is no "left" in the US. The NYT and Washington Post are centre-right, most others are far-right. By global standards I mean.

    6. Re:Spelling Error... by rsidd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Replying to myself: when a free-marketeer like Paul Krugman is branded as "far-left" (as is Howard Dean), you know how far to the right this country has really gone. In any other country they'd both be mildly-left-of-centre at best.

    7. Re:Spelling Error... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny
      I think it's funny that people have no problem with extremely liberal news, but when you have something that is right of center it is automatically terrible.

      You know, that's the first time I've ever heard anybody suggest that there might be a problem with liberal news. That is a mystery: why has nobody on this planet ever criticized the news for being too liberal? You would think that at least one conservative out there would speak up about this issue.

    8. Re:Spelling Error... by Slack3r78 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll agree on the majors having slight liberal slant, but Fox News is more than 'slightly' right-leaning. You're talking about a network that goes out of its way to find the dumbest, most extreme left wingers to bring on the air so their hosts can ridicule them. Bill O'Reilly's shouting matches and mic cutting are pretty much SOP over Fox - they try to give the appearance of letting both sides tell their story, but in reality, are only interested in their side of the story. The other networks generally at least give conservatives a chance to speak without treating them like bafoons. That alone makes them far more centerist than Fox will ever be in my mind.

    9. Re:Spelling Error... by falsified · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I remember watching Fox News Sunday (a typical political show on the regular Fox broadcast network) a few months ago for several weeks in a row and whenever they would have a Democratic congressperson for a roundtable discussion, they'd choose either Rep. Bayh or Senator Zell Miller. For those who don't know, Zell Miller votes for the Republican party line on every vote (literally) since he began to be in the Senate, I believe. Bayh has a similar record. So while people were debating the war, a new round of tax cuts, and so forth, a less informed viewer would get the perception that all sides were in agreement - wars and tax cuts for all!

      Like you mentioned, they use the opposite for shows dedicated purely to "debate", choosing misinformed unelectable liberals to defend the Democratic party line and well-composed, intelligent conservatives for the Bushies. (Until they get into the "mindless rant" section of the program.)

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    10. Re:Spelling Error... by SiliBelgian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now children, they're a great network and they do a lot of quality programming too... *bursts out in laughter*

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    11. Re:Spelling Error... by WatertonMan · · Score: 2
      Look at one of the more liberal mainstream media outlets: The Washington Post. They criticized the hell out of Clinton. Where is the conservative media criticizing Bush for all of his screw ups? Even the "liberal" media is barely criticizing him. Ever listen to talk radio? There's NPR... and ten thousand Rush Limbaugh wannabees. Then there's fox news, which survives on shouting down anyone who disagrees or cutting off their mike halfway through the interview.

      Last summer Limbaugh spent most of it ripping on Bush. Bush has been frequently attacked by the right on many issues. Free trade being a big issue. But they have lambasted him on many other issues. Conservatives have criticized him on constitutional issues as well. (Although admittedly not as much as the left -- although in the Senate and Congress I believe conservatives have been more vocal critics than liberals)

      Don't get me wrong. Overall I agree with your points. I don't think conservatives have tried to be as objective as they should. But saying they aren't critical of the administration seems surprising if you've listened to them much.

    12. Re:Spelling Error... by saforrest · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Yup...I see CBS, NBC, ABC...the major network news, and CNN on cable as all having from a slight to major liberal slant.


      Maybe it's because I'm Canadian, but I find this belief in liberal slant in mainstream U.S. media as incomprehensible to me as the arguments of the gun lobby. (I'm not equating the two, by the way.)

      I read or watch CNN fairly often, and there seems to be an undertone to all the coverage that I would hardly call liberal. For instance, while Fox News might directly attack a Democrat for suggesting tax cuts are a bad idea, CNN will simply quote him, while still subtly suggesting that most Americans would want the tax cut.

      The most telling evidence, though, is the fearful lack of coverage of foreign events by the mainstream American networks, excepting of course the Middle East. I was astounded to see the difference between regular cable CNN, and CNN International, which has reasonably decent coverage of stuff in Africa, Asia, etc. And I don't accept the argument that CNN is simply showing what its domestic audience wants to see, and has no free will in the matter.

    13. Re:Spelling Error... by Adam_Weishaupt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My problem with Fox News isn't that they are heavily bias to the right, but rather they present misleading information. A recent study done by pipa shows heavy viewers of the Fox News Channel are nearly four times as likely to hold demonstrably untrue positions about the war in Iraq as those who rely on National Public Radio (NPR) or the Public Broadcasting System (PBS).

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    14. Re:Spelling Error... by paranoic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Insightful? that is a troll.

      CBS news has the highest percentage of tv viewers after FOX who think that Saddam is responsible for 9/11. That's not a liberal view point, but what the current administration wants us to believe. It is a myth that the news media is liberal. The media just parrots the PR fluff that the administration puts out.

    15. Re:Spelling Error... by ViolentGreen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't believe having truely unbiased media coverage is possible. Everyone has their opinions and they will subtly slip across. I do however think that it should make an honest attempt to be unbiased.

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    16. Re:Spelling Error... by TGK · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suppose karma should be used for something....

      Most residents of the United States have fallen into the falacy of the much touted Liberal Bias In The Media (caps intentional).

      We've had it cramed down our throats by every radio talk show zelot, republican candidate, and conservitive figure we're willing to listen to.

      It's simply not the case. Are most journalists liberal? Unquestionably. Education is one of the strongest factors in determining political viewpoints (next to family and wealth) and most journalists hold at least a BA/BS.

      Nonetheless, this does not mean that the media as a whole is liberal. General Motors employs thousands of union workers who, for the most part, have liberal leanings and vote democrat. Would you therefore assume that the automotive interests of General Motors are represented by the Democratic Party? [Fact, GM consistanly supports conservitive candidates above liberal ones, all other factors being equal].

      The companies we're talking about aren't interested in the Liberal Agenda. Do you think AOL Time Warner wants to see more regulation of the media? Do you think MSNBC (note the MS there) wants to see anti-monopolistic measures taken in the software industry?

      When the BBC ran the story on how the Jessica Lynch rescue wasn't all it was cracked up to be did you see it in the US media? Of course not... That isn't to say it didn't run, you'll find several versions of it with a quick google search... but it wasn't exactly above the fold.

      MSNBC is even debuting a made for TV version of the "rescue." Executives have repeatedly declined comment as to which version of events they'll be displaying.

      So here's my question. If Bill Clinton had presented blatently false information in the State of the Union Address, acted on that information and gone to war on the basis of it, lied about what happened IN the war all the while systematicly dismanteling the individual rights of the US Population... if all that had happened, don't you think the media would have had a bit more to shout about than a stain on a blue dress?

      Clinton was impeached for lieing before Congress. The Bush Administration also lied before Congress. Then it went on to commit the country to a war on the same lies. Where is the special investigative council? Where are the media watch dogs?

      Liberal Media indeed.... in an election between a stiff and a coke head who did the media favor? The coke head. Go figgure....

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    17. Re:Spelling Error... by wafflemonger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The difference is not the slant, but the fact that Fox News make no effort to hide their bias. Most other news outlets try to appear unbiased even though they are slanted. They do know they are biased, but they try to cover it.

  4. What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's perfectly cromulent for FOX to protect their trademarks. And oil slicks DO keep seals young and supple by preventing them from getting old.

    NRA4Ever!

  5. Suing themselves by Octagon+Most · · Score: 4, Informative

    I heard that interview and Groening said that ultimately the parent corporation decided it did not want to sue itself. They did institute a new rule that the Simpsons, or any other non-news show on Fox, could not use an onscreen information scroll lest the audience become confused and think it was actual news.

    1. Re:Suing themselves by nearlygod · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, because their are so many news shows that are animated. I can understand the possible confusion.

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    2. Re:Suing themselves by YankeeInExile · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do not think the confusion comes from the type of the show over the crawl, but that the entire idea of a lower-third crawl is to present news content that is out-of-band with regard to the program currently being aired.

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    3. Re:Suing themselves by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah, because their are so many news shows that are animated. I can understand the possible confusion.

      Well, in fairness, we are talking about Fox News viewers.

    4. Re:Suing themselves by cgenman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Forget the viewers, have you seen Fox News recently? Their fair and balanced reporting standards would be easily satisfied by a debate between Krusty the Clown and Duff Man.

    5. Re:Suing themselves by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They did institute a new rule that the Simpsons, or any other non-news show on Fox, could not use an onscreen information scroll lest the audience become confused and think it was actual news.

      If your viewers are so dim as to think that the cartoon animation on the screen is the real news.. I think you have more problems that you realize...

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    6. Re:Suing themselves by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 4, Funny

      They did institute a new rule that the Simpsons, or any other non-news show on Fox, could not use an onscreen information scroll lest the audience become confused and think it was actual news.

      Aren't they afraid that the Fox news ticker itself might cause confusion and be mistaken for actual news?

    7. Re:Suing themselves by elid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does that mean Kent Brockman's out of a job?

    8. Re:Suing themselves by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Well, in fairness, we are talking about Fox News viewers."

      Which, BTW, outnumber CNN or MSNBC viewers. FNC must be doing something right by not putting a liberal spin on selective topics.


      No, all that proves is that this country is rapidly reaching its "stupid people saturation point". FNC is nothing but propaganda and lies -- how many times during the Iraq war did they run a story about WMD being "found"? How many of those stories turned out to be true?

      FNC is for stupid people who think only in terms of good and bad or black and white, plain and simple.

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    9. Re:Suing themselves by sulli · · Score: 2, Insightful
      lest the audience become confused and think it was actual news.

      ... except on Faux News, of course, where such confusion is encouraged.

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    10. Re:Suing themselves by pmz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      FNC must be doing something right by not putting a liberal spin on selective topics.

      Well, it is pretty well established that showing people what they want to see will generate higher ratings than the truth.

    11. Re:Suing themselves by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not everyone who watches Fox News is a conservative zealot.

      This is true. I know some people who watch it purely for the unintentional humor value.

      And not every conservative zealot watches Fox News.

      Yes, some of them read the Washington Times or Newsmax instead, or prefer their Ann Coulter books to television news.

      It just drives me crazy when people are pigeonholed as being a moron based on one simple aspect of personal preference.

      Unfortunately, in this case, it's absolutely true.

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    12. Re:Suing themselves by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2, Informative

      They've never, as far as I am aware, said "WMDs have been found!" If you have a link you can provide to a Fox News story that shows differentaly, please provide.

      You can't honestly tell me, with a straight face, that a story like this isn't at least slightly sensationalistic. Or this one. Or this one. Generally, it is advisable to wait until there are facts to report before writing a story -- FNC seems to have abandoned that notion when it comes to Iraq's phantom WMD.

      Also, keep in mind that the articles on the FNC website are more toned-down than the on-air reports, and much more toned-down than the FNC crawl, which, as The Simpsons pointed out so derisively, is so full of misinformation it's funny.

      I searched for retractions on FNC's site, and couldn't find a single one. To my knowledge, they never ran a retraction on-air, either. The only CYA they bothered to do was to -- like you said -- assure their gullible viewers that, while we're not certain this is where Iraq was making its deadly chemicals, it sure looks promising.

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  6. This is news why? by Rombuu · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't get it. Fox doesn't sue someone and its news.

    How about a list of everyone they haven't sued?

    Damn, must be a slow news day.

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    1. Re:This is news why? by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 2
      If true, the fact they even considered such a suit is worthy of attention, for a number of reasons (what it says about Fox, for starters).

      If nothing else, it's funny. That's why it was marked with the "It's funny. Laugh." icon. Most humor stories aren't really "news," but that doesn't mean they're not worthwhile, unless you're one of those dour individuals who despises levity in all its forms.

    2. Re:This is news why? by DrDave · · Score: 2, Funny

      After seeing how well suing Al Franken worked to sell Franken's new book, Fox is attempting to generate the same attention for its shows.

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  7. ahem... by isfuglen · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Now Fox has a new rule that we can't do those little fake news crawls on the bottom of the screen in a cartoon because it might confuse the viewers into thinking it's real news," he said.

    I'm at a loss for words here. I really am.

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    1. Re:ahem... by MrLint · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well lets think about this quote for a second. If we assume that Fox news is actually concerned that its viewers will confused a cartoon like the simpsons for a real news broadcast , it really says hat FNC thinks their viewers are in fact incredibly stupid. Particularly if you look at what went by on the news ticker .Who other than a fox news viewer would think those headlines were real?

      PS - i wore my asbestos underwear today.

    2. Re:ahem... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      >> because it might confuse the viewers into
      >> thinking it's real news

      You mean like the way Fox News tries to confuse the viewerr in to thinking it is real news?

    3. Re:ahem... by Hard_Code · · Score: 4, Funny

      "it really says hat FNC thinks their viewers are in fact incredibly stupid."

      Either that, or that it is hard to distinguish Fox News, from cartoon news.

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    4. Re:ahem... by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny

      Given Fox's key demographic, I'd be more concerned about them drowning in their own drool.

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  8. Look where we are headed by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This illustrates the level to which our legal system has sunk. A TV Show considers suing another TV Show.

    From my knowledge of the founding fathers and our legal system as it was meant to be: private citizens are given rights. They can bring suits in court or have suits brought against them to preserve public order. Television shows, and more generally, companies are not, I repeat, NOT citizens!

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    1. Re:Look where we are headed by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess Fox'd win the case easily :) I wonder if they'd have to pay themselves damages.

      Fox income = damages - lawyer fees
      Fox loss = damages

      Fox net gain = - lawyer fees

      That's one hell of a business strategy.

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    2. Re:Look where we are headed by scrawny · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's nothing wrong with a non-human entity bringing suit. Consider Burger King advertising "McNuggets taste like ass." What private citizen gets sued here? There is no Mr. King to sue. Our founding fathers would approve this suit, IMHO.

      Liability doesn't always fall on private citizens. Corporate decisions are often made by shareholders' votes; the corporation has liability. CEO decision? again, corporate liability.

      It is our right to have our grievances heard in court. Libel is often subjective, but we haven't even seen the start of a potential suit.

    3. Re:Look where we are headed by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Television shows, and more generally, companies are not, I repeat, NOT citizens!

      Boy, you're in for a shock when you get to page 2 of your Corporate Law textbook...

    4. Re:Look where we are headed by scrawny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who gets damaged when Burger King slanders McDonalds? What's that person's name?

      If UPS drives a truck into my house that my bank owns most of, who sues whom? Does I sue the driver? No. My insurance company pays the bank and the insurance company sues UPS and UPS fires the driver and pays my insurance company. Driver A doesn't have the money to pay.

      Person-sues-person civil cases (divorces aside) are not only rare, but perpetually trivial. What defines a good suit? What situation puts one individual against another person or entity? John Q. Public owes me $3000? If that's found in your favor, the court doesn't enforce retribution, they only rule. 'You're right, he owes you. NEXT!!'

      Is company X going to acknowledge me? Can I afford to defend myself as well as they do? Check out the docket in your local courthouse and read the publically available complaints for one day. You'll have a different ideas of lawsuits.

      Class-action lawsuits are a joke to the affected ('damaged')parties, serving only attorneys and rarely public awareness.

  9. Some of the actual lines in that episode by axolotl_farmer · · Score: 5, Informative
    ...ripped from alt.fan.simpsons

    Pointless news crawls up 37 percent

    Do democrats cause cancer? Find out more at foxnews.com

    Rupert Murdoch: terrific dancer

    Dow down 5000 points

    Study: 92 percent of democrats are gay

    JFK posthumously joins republican party

    Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple

    Dan Quayle: awesome

    Ashcroft declares breast of chicken sandwich "obscene".

    Hillary Clinton embarrasses self ???

    Bible says Jesus favored capital-gains cut.

    Only dorks watch CNN.

    Jimmy Carter: old, weak & useless.

    Brad Pitt + Albert Einstein = Dick Cheney.

    1. Re:Some of the actual lines in that episode by Krow10 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If they left these three out, there wouldn't have been a problem.
      There's not a problem now, parody is protected speech in the U.S. If Fox News actually brings suit, they will be laughed out of court, just like they were when they sued Al Franken.

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  10. Parody is a democratic right by Hackie_Chan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everybody should know, as we live in a democratic society:
    Doing a parody is a given right in democracy.

    I do not, however, know if this Simpson episode broke copyright laws. Anyone helpful enough to explain?

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    1. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 2, Informative

      I haven't seen this particular episode, so I can't make a judgement on how realistic the news ticker looked. But in order to be legal parody, the mock version has to be significantly different enough so that an average person would know that it was a parody and not confuse it with the original.

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    2. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Lachrymite · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can totally see how it could be construed as very confusing, what with all those four fingered yellow cartoon people walking around and all.

  11. What is everything coming to. by nberardi · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is everything comming to the Fox company is sueing another Fox company. What is next Microsoft Office sueing Microsoft Windows for including "notepad" in the Windows software. I mean come on the Simpsons make fun of everybody, I think if Fox News starts going down the road of the RIAA, we are going to loose one of the better news channels.

  12. Re:Holy old news Batman! by thinkninja · · Score: 2, Informative

    fark linked in monday.

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  13. Whom shall we trust? by YankeeInExile · · Score: 5, Informative
    This conversation has been going on over in alt.tv.simpsons for a few days now. And the succulent nutmeat is: Apart from class-clown Matt Groening saying so on an NPR interview, there is, as yet, no evidence brought to light that any lawsuit was considered, or forthcoming.

    I would not accuse Matt of lying, but perhaps of saying something that is not exactly true for comedic value.

    While I cannot imagine Fox filing suit against themselves (as entertaining as Fox v. Fox would be to see on the docket), it is not unimaginable that they might file against Film Roman.

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  14. It's not the ticker by poptones · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's the "fake news" part. Fox has the trademark on scrolling fake news reports at the bottom of the screen.

    Just watch any day of the week and see for yourself.

    It's true!

    Really...

    1. Re:It's not the ticker by iJed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is this moderated as funny? It seems far more insightful to me.

    2. Re:It's not the ticker by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, he's just an ass.

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  15. What you don't understand is that the lawsuit ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 2, Funny

    was over copyright infringement. All of those crawls were actual Fox News crawls that just hadn't been used yet. Because they are Fair and Balanced(tm), they are not bound by "journalistic" concerns about timeliness, relevancy or facts. They write their news(tm) days, weeks, months in advance, just waiting for the right moment to announce it. Obviously, someone from the The Simpsons snuck in and pilfered valuable Fox News content.

  16. Fox Obviously Thinks Highly of their Viewership by quantax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, this should put to rest what Fox thinks of their viewership:

    "Now Fox has a new rule that we can't do those little fake news crawls on the bottom of the screen in a cartoon because it might confuse the viewers into thinking it's real news," he said.

    Yes because "Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple..." is very believable and I can't believe all those dirty environmentalists have been lying to us! Oh, and JFK really DID join the replicans after death.

    Facts are Fox Evening news is a joke, and when I had the (dis)pleasure of watching it once at a friends, I seriously thought it was a parody of news since it was so distasteful and circus-like. I honestly see these parody-tickers as an IMPROVEMENT to their otherwise shitty, imcomplete, skewed news.

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  17. The complaint: by pmz · · Score: 2, Funny


    People are finding "The Simpsons" to be a more reliable news source. Apparently, the only people who actually watch Fox News are convalescents who can't reach the remote control (whoever left the TV on should be punished severely).

  18. It's not a percieved bias by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 5, Informative

    Fox News crew was Krusty For Congress, which mocked the perceived rightward-leanings of the channel with pseudo-news items such as "Do Democrats cause cancer?" and "Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple" scrolling across the bottom of the screen.

    It's not percieved, the proof is here. This is a former producer for Fox's News Watch media show giving the dirt on how the bias comes down from Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes everyday in an email nicknamed "The Memo".

    Expect to see more info as "The Memo" starts getting leaked. Fox is truly biased, the proof is in information like this. For more analysis, including a rebuttal from Fox, check this out. You might also want to read this commentary over at Editor & Publisher deconstructing Fox's spin on the latest "liberal media" salvo they fired.

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    1. Re:It's not a percieved bias by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 3, Insightful

      CNN and MSNBC don't direct their newsroom staff, the bias comes from the individual creating the content, based on their experiences and knowledge. Over at Fox the bias comes from the top down and people have to express it or hurt their career. Would you trust Rush's opinion or analysis, even if you agreed with it, if you knew he was just saying what the GOP press office told him to?

      This is why we accept some bias from real news organizations and simply filter it, but we call this one Faux News Channel. For instance, I rarley agree with Chris Matthews on MSNBC's Hardball, but I like watching it, because I think he represents an independent conservative voice and I think he treats the issues more fairly than anyone at Faux.

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    2. Re:It's not a percieved bias by theophilosophilus · · Score: 2

      Personally, I like that Fox is biased. Thats why I watch it. Are you going to tell me that the other networks don't have their own bias? I think its philosophically impossible to anhialate bias. Take the Slashdoters for example, if we were all network/cable news anchors, its likely that the news would look alot closer to what Slashdot news does now than what the mainstream news does. Hey Slashdot is biased against Microsoft, are you telling me I shouldn't come here because of it? We are all biased, some stories are more interesting to us, personally, than others. And we all try to affirm our preconcived notions, whether consiously or unconsiously. Don't tell me that reporters don't suffer from human nature.

      The theory is that I can get closer to the truth if I do a 50% Fox 25%, CNN 25%, 25% NPR (Or any other combination, say the Wall Street Journal vs the LA Times). Bias is a fact of life, the problem arises when you become complacent and stop thinking critically. Every story from any source has an angle, its your job to identify the angle and make your analysis of truth accordingly.

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  19. Re:Preemptive strike? by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OMG tickers! Somebody MIGHT STEAL our futaristic tikker tehcnology ! SUE SUE

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  20. Re:Not gonna happen by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course one corporate child isn't going to sue another corporate child - that's been granted and we all understood this, Groening just likes to advance his political agenda - but where's your proof that the Simpsons as a property makes more money than Fox News? Granted, the Simpsons is a huge property that sells more than just commercial time and has many DVDs, video games, comic books, action figures, and other merchandise but Fox News is selling commercials 24 hours a day. I'd like to see a comparison. I'm not convinced it is "way more."

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  21. Who stands to gain? Fox. by yet+another+coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fox and Fox both stand to gain from a fake news story on Fox about Fox versus Fox. This Fox against Fox story gains Fox coverage from Fox and other non-Fox media. I'm suspicious that this Fox stunt is just a way to get Fox attention and to boost the popularity of Fox News and a slowly declining Fox show. Maybe I'm just suspicious of Fox and Fox, though.

  22. Erm... Can you say SATIRE? by jot445 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Legally protected and all that...

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  23. I'll explain this, slowly by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's news because one branch of Fox came very close to suing one of the most popular, profitable shows ever on the Fox Network. It's news because a supposed news(tm) organization was prepared not only to sue to stop free speech (of the well-supported parody class) but were actually considering doing this against a component of their parent corporation. It's news because the whining, bedwetting, crybabies of Fox News are so supremely "Can dish it out but can't take it" that they were actually going to go toe-to-toe with a cartoon.

  24. In other news: by rgoer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Al Franken sonsidered suing NickV for biting material without permission or even credit.

  25. It's funny by Otter · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Fox News actually markets itself very cleverly. The whole "Fair and Balanced" bit is largely a troll designed to irritate liberals, at which it succeeds incredibly well. Look at all the people here flying into a screeching, shrieking fit at the mention of Fox News. Hell, look at how often you encounter complete non-sequiturs denouncing The Sort Of People Who Get Their Information From Fox News.

    It gets them a ton of publicity, and more importantly it emphasizes to the demographic they want how much loathing and contempt the class of people who run ABC, CNN and the New York Times have for their lessers.

    So, the lawsuit against Al Franken was a big surprised. You'd think they'd know better than to do something so counterproductively lame. Apparently in this case they did no better.

    (Incidentally, it's interesting how after all the ancient Reaganites Ali G had on his show, the only two people I know of who threatened to sue him were Ralph Nader and Naomi Wolf...)

  26. Re:BEEN SAID BEFORE: Why is this News for Nerds? by twoshortplanks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nerds like the Simpsons.

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  27. Listen to the interview by jaberwaki · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fresh Air
    Matt has a few other in the archives.

  28. Talk about BS by MoronBob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I for one am looking forward to watching the alphabit channels and listening to NPR to hear how they explain an improving economy that took place without several massive tax increases. How could that be?

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  29. Screenshot here by k98sven · · Score: 3, Informative

    ..the mock version has to be significantly different enough so that an average person would know that it was a parody and not confuse it with the original.

    Well, to begin with, it was animated.

    I grabbed a screenshot, here.

    Now, would -ANYONE- confuse this with the real Fox News?

  30. Myopic by yet+another+coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As covered elsewhere, this stunt generates publicity. Your analysis is too simple. If the free advertising surrounding the story outpaces the legal fees, they win, potentially win big.

  31. Goldberg? You MUST be kidding... by UncleGizmo · · Score: 2, Informative


    Bernie's book has been slammed for poor examples all over the place. His methodology doesn't wash. E.g.: He claims there are more references to 'conservatives' in pubs like NYT than 'liberal', as if calling them out. However, he doesn't check to see if the converse holds true in a conservative rag like the Wash. Times [one would assume so, if the bias is truly 'liberal'].

    Check out the Daily Howler for details. And no, it's not a liberal website, but rather one that highlights ANYONE who is not shooting straight.

    I'll be the first to agree that all news media has some bias. Some is more slanted than others. But PLEASE, don't use Bernie as a good example of this.

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  32. Doh! Matt IS a Conservative... by TheCeltic · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the simpsons intro when the little girl is scanned on the cash register, the total due window even says "NRA Rules". Matt is a Conservative... The fact that he pokes fun at his own party is nice to see. Too bad the Libs. can't follow the humor...

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    1. Re:Doh! Matt IS a Conservative... by DaveCBio · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually no, it's gibberish. I have paused it on DVD at that frame in different episodes.

  33. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by elwinc · · Score: 5, Interesting
    There's a study out that correlates misperceptions about the Iraq war with news source. You can read the whole .pdf if you like.

    They took 3 polls with 3334 respondents, gathering data on three misperceptions about the Iraq war
    (1) Evidence found for link between Iraq and Al Queda
    (2) Evidence found of WMDs in Iraq
    (3) Positive world opinion about Iraq war

    News_source______FOX_____CBS_____ABC_____NBC_____ CNN___Print_____NPR/
    _________________________________________________ _____Sources____PBS

    0_misperceptions_20%_____30%_____39%_____45%_____ 45%_____53%_____77%
    1_or_more
    misperceptions___80______71______61______55______ 55______47______23

    Yep, you read that right; fully 80% of Faux watchers had at least 1 of the misperceptions; fully 77% of the NPR/PBS crowd had zero. Wow!

    They also attempted to control for demographic variations in the audience. Here's what they say (end of P.15)

    Looking just at Republicans, the average rate for the three key misperceptions was 43%. For Republican Fox viewers, however the average rate was 54% while for Republicans who get their news from PBS- NPR the average rate is 32%. This same pattern obtains with Democrats and independents.
    I also really like this paragraph (page 16):
    Misperceptions According to Level of Attention to News
    While it would seem that misperceptions are derived from a failure to pay attention to the news, overall, those who pay greater attention to the news are no less likely to have misperceptions. Among those who primarily watch Fox, those who pay more attention are more likely to have misperceptions. Only those who mostly get their news from print media, and to some extent those who primarily watch CNN, have fewer misperceptions as they pay more attention.
    Isn't that amazing? The more you read the paper, or watch CNN, the better informed you are. But the more you watch Faux News, the more likely you are to be misled!! Now of course these are correlations; they don't prove causation, but they are pretty darned persuasive.

    This study was commented on in the wash post seattle times twin cities and other places

    The one place you I can guarentee you won't find it is fox news!

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  34. Re:Fox - They distort, we deride by AceM2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    We can tell you're liberally biased, but what you just stated says nothing about how FNC is biased. You also left out the names of the admittedly liberal/democrat hosts they employ. Leave out that O'Reilly often criticizes both republicans and democrats, agrees with all different perspectives, and is always giving people time to speak.. When he does yell, he has a reason for it.. It's called, keeping morons from spewing incorrect/offtopic bs. Anyways, just because you want to believe republicans are always wrong and FNC is biased, doesn't make it so. Just because they don't say what you want them to, doesn't make them biased.

  35. It gets better by JCCyC · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the Yahoo News link:
    "'Now Fox has a new rule that we can't do those little fake news crawls on the bottom of the screen in a cartoon because it might confuse the viewers into thinking it's real news,' he [Groening] said."

    What a bottomless pit of stupidity yes-men media is.
  36. Re:Look at the little poster mummy! by SiliBelgian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not an American, but I can clearly see the two-party-system is wrong and undemocratical. How can you even try to divide the views of 300 million people in two giant categories, one being right-wing and another being slightly less right-wing?
    I think it's time for some serious fragmentation in the american political landscape.
    As a side effect, it will become much harder for large corporations to buy off political parties when there's more of them...

    Some of you even seem to believe they have different policies

    Well, they do have different policies. Otherwise they would just agree on everything wouldn't they? Personally, I think the Democrats to be the lesser evil. At least they're not trying to strip down the social security system, which is already down on one knee, so to speak.

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  37. Re:Fox - They distort, we deride by Illbay · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Hey, you can take Fox, or leave it alone.

    Now, I demand that you rebate MY tax money that goes to fund PBS/NPR and that bigot Bill Moyers, along with all his friends.

    I'm waiting.

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  38. Re:BEEN SAID BEFORE: Why is this News for Nerds? by slashd'oh · · Score: 2, Informative

    Slashdot's motto (emphasis mine):
    News for Nerds. Stuff that matters.

    This matters because:

    1. The topic is historically popular on Slashdot.
    2. <soapbox>The show in question, The Simpsons, is the best show to ever grace the medium of television. I truly believe that we are lucky to experience it as it airs in real-time (since 1989/91), as opposed to re-runs.</soapbox>
  39. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by the_consumer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What? Bush did claim that WMDs were an imminent threat. That was the whole justification for the war. Try again, please.

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  40. There is nothing wrong with Fox news ... by Luscious868 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with Fox news. They are a right leaning news organization. So what? If you want the liberal take on things you can listen to NPR, read the New York or LA Times, or tune into ABC News, CBS News, NBC News, CNN and/or MSNBC. Do these networks present some of the right's arguments? Yes they do, but for the most part you get a liberal slant. Does Fox present some of the left's arguments? Yes they do, but for the most part you get a conservative slant.

    The great thing about America is that you can get your news almost anyway you want it. I just wish more media outlets would fess up and quite presenting themselves as unbiased when they cleary are. That's one reason why I respect the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, James Carville (sp?), Al Franken, etc. At least when you listen to them, you know what position they are coming from. I'm so sick and tired of people pretending to be unbiased when they so clearly lean one way that it makes you sick.

  41. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by pmz · · Score: 3, Insightful


    One thing that this study may highlight is that once journalists form a hypothesis, they will tend to seek out the stories that support it.

    Journalism isn't science. It isn't out to prove or disprove anything. Unfortunately, most journalists today seem to have forgotten this subtle issue.

  42. Ridiculous scrolling tickers by autechre · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wednesday night on The Daily Show, Norm Macdonald and John Stewart were talking about how the scrolling tickers were originally used to convey important information about "the war on terror", but now that there wasn't so much news, they were being filled with fluff. John Stewart came up with the zaniest example: during a newscast about how Saddam's sons had just been killed, a ticker scrolling across the bottom stated that Bianca had declared that she didn't like the word "bootylicious".

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  43. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Tim+Doran · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Downright spooky to hear Republican spin points show up in discussions like this. This has been a recent spin attempt by the White House.

    No, Bush never used the word "imminent". He did, however, very clearly lead the nation to belive that Iraq posed a threat to the US in the short term. Hell Cheney told "Meet the press" that he believed Iraq had "reconstituted" nuclear weapons. What threat could be more imminent than that?

    The point is that it's a trick: "Did Bush tell America that Iraq was an 'imminent' threat"... "Yeah, I think so"... "Ha! Gotcha! He never actually used the work imminent!"

    Look, a majority of Americans believed Iraq had WMD's, including nuclear weapons. A majority also believed that he was working with (or actually WAS) Osama bin Laden. BUSH deliberately perpetuated this point of view. This is a silly right-wing word game.

  44. Re:101% of CBS viewers are confused. by Licinius · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's a typo from whoever made the ASCII chart conversion.

    Here's the actual thing. (Yoinked from a post below.)

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  45. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Wah · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One thing that this study may highlight is that once journalists form a hypothesis, they will tend to seek out the stories that support it.

    Or that news media organizations tends to hire journalists that lean their direction. Or journalists tend to work for a company that has their general outlook on stuff. What, there shouldn't be leaning in journalism? True dat. But there will probably always be at least a little bit (dang liberals talking about weird shit like anthropic bias and self-selection).

    'Course, it could also be that people like to be happy, so they stay away from information that might make them unhappy, after learning where unhappy information comes from. Self-esteem self-selection from a media perspective.

    If it leans too far though, it ain't journalism, and calling it 'news' is a stretch. Which is why using Faux is still funny as all hell.

    Objectively, it should be the Fox Editorials Shouted At You From On High Channel, but that's tough to fit on a logo.

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  46. Key demographic by rjung2k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What makes you think that Fox News doesn't already know their viewers are morons? That's their key demographic group!

  47. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by the_consumer · · Score: 4, Informative
    I dunno, maybe Bush himself? Is the White House credible enough for you? I realize he didn't use the word imminent, for the obvious reasons (dammit, that's too hard to pronounce, and what exactly does 'innamint' mean anyway, Karl?). You could boil these statements down to that meaning, though:

    Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised. This regime has already used weapons of mass destruction against Iraq's neighbors and against Iraq's people.

    The regime has a history of reckless aggression in the Middle East. It has a deep hatred of America and our friends. And it has aided, trained and harbored terrorists, including operatives of al Qaeda.

    The danger is clear: using chemical, biological or, one day, nuclear weapons, obtained with the help of Iraq, the terrorists could fulfill their stated ambitions and kill thousands or hundreds of thousands of innocent people in our country, or any other.

    Stop being such a tool.

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  48. No, they controlled for right-winger effect by elwinc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    No, they controlled for the effect of demographics. Let me again present you with the paragraph on demographics:

    Looking just at Republicans, the average rate for the three key misperceptions was 43%. For Republican Fox viewers, however the average rate was 54% while for Republicans who get their news from PBS- NPR the average rate is 32%. This same pattern obtains with Democrats and independents.

    That controls for the effect that the audience of Faux News is more right-wing.

    By the way, you're wrong about the factuality of the "Bush never said imminent threat" meme (though of course that doesn't negate your point).

    In fact, the National Security Council strategy document released 9/17/02 term "rogue states" (such as Iraq) an "imminent threat." Furthermore Scott McClellan called Iraq an "imminent threat" twice in Feb 2003, though by July he was backtracking. Ari Fleischer labeled Iraq an immediate threat on Jan 21 2003. In some Rose Garden remarks , Bush called Iraq "threat of unique urgency."

    I wonder if anyone will venture an opinion as to which is worse, an imminent threat or an immediate threat? And does a "threat of unique urgency" trump them all? Who knows. But I think it's rather silly to try to deny that the Bushies took the threat of Iraq very seriously last fall and worked hard to communicate their concerns to the world.

    Here are the excerpts:

    Laying the groundwork for intervention in Iraq, the National Security Council released this strategy document: http://www.whitehouse.gov/nsc/nssall.html (also found at http://www.whitehouse.gov/nsc/nss5.html) The National Security Strategy of the United States of America dated September 17, 2002

    For centuries, international law recognized that nations need not suffer an attack before they can lawfully take action to defend themselves against forces that present an imminent danger of attack. Legal scholars and international jurists often conditioned the legitimacy of preemption on the existence of an imminent threat-most often a visible mobilization of armies, navies, and air forces preparing to attack.

    We must adapt the concept of imminent threat to the capabilities and objectives of today's adversaries. Rogue states and terrorists do not seek to attack us using conventional means. They know such attacks would fail. Instead, they rely on acts of terror and, potentially, the use of weapons of mass destruction-weapons that can be easily concealed, delivered covertly, and used without warning.

    As far as I can tell, this document is in the official voice of Bush's Security Council. Thus it speaks officially for the President, the Vice President, the Secretary of State, the Secretary of Defense, and numerous others. And it's applying the phrase "imminent threat" to an unnamed adversary that can't be anyone else but Iraq. I think that gives the lie to the meme that Bush never said Iraq was an imminent threat. I think it's pretty clear that they all seek to "adapt the concept of imminent threat" to Iraq.

    McClellan's use of imminent threat: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/02/20 030210-8.html Excerpts from the Press Gaggle by Scott McClellan, February 10, 2003

    QUESTION: What about NATO's role? Belgium now says it will veto any attempt to provide help to Turkey to defend itself. Is this something the administration can live with, or is it a major obstacle?

    MR. McCLELLAN: Two points. We support the request under Article IV of Turkey. And I think it's important to

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  49. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WTF??? Colin Powell works for the President. Powell went to the UN and attempted to justify attacking Iraq based on the threat posed by Iraq's "possession" of WMD. Thus, the President, obviously, believed this too (otherwise, Powell wouldn't have said it!). How the hell can you not understand this?

  50. Apparently... by eMartin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Apparently the way to get modded as insightful is to reply to a post and say that it was insightful. I find that interesting.

    1. Re:Apparently... by nathanh · · Score: 2, Funny

      I find this entire thread extremely funny.

    2. Re:Apparently... by big_gibbon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Now *that's* informative