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"Nigerian" Spammer Arrested

Roger_Wilco writes "According to The Globe and Mail, a "Nigerian" spammer has been charged with with first-degree attempted larceny. Hopefully we'll get a few less of that spam now."

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  1. Check out the hilarious Nigerian Spam responses at by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    TheSpamLetters.com. The guy who runs the site spends time writing back people who send him spam and has some great ones related to Nigerian Spam. He keeps a running documentation of the give and take. It's a really good read if you need a laugh.

    Really funny is this one where the alleged Nigerian is requesting contact info and the guy sends him the phone numbers for the Secret Service division that handles the Nigerian Scam. Priceless. He never heard back from the alleged Nigerian after that.

  2. We finally got one? by smoyer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only 1,000,000 more to go!

    1. Re:We finally got one? by Pingular · · Score: 1

      Only 1,000,000 more to go!
      Not atall. He was one of the biggest Nigerian spammers (if not the biggest!), and even IF there's 1,000,000 more to go, it's still one less, which can only be a good thing.

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    2. Re:We finally got one? by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds like the drug war.

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    3. Re:We finally got one? by Frymaster · · Score: 4, Insightful
      exactly!

      we had a war on drugs. there are still drugs. we had a war on terrorism. didn't stop that either. why should a war on spam fare any better?

      the problem with all these wars is that they are supply-side. as long as there is a demand, there were will be a supplier. fine the suppliers, arrest the suppliers... hell, kill them even. but while there still exist the droves of doe-eyed sheep (mix those metaphors!) who are willing to buy "spam-vertized" goods and services, there will be spammers.

      this arrest will in the long and medium term acheive nothing.

    4. Re:We finally got one? by sahala · · Score: 2, Funny
      we had a war on drugs. there are still drugs. we had a war on terrorism. the problem with all these wars is that they are supply-side

      I totally agree. Terrorism would go away if we stopped asking for it.

    5. Re:We finally got one? by paroneayea · · Score: 1

      as long as there is a demand, there were will be a supplier. fine the suppliers, arrest the suppliers... hell, kill them even. but while there still exist the droves of doe-eyed sheep (mix those metaphors!) who are willing to buy "spam-vertized" goods and services, there will be spammers.

      Gee, do you think this applies to the Microsoft products too? Just a thought :)

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    6. Re:We finally got one? by aastanna · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure you can mod this funny, but when a country has a forign policy where the CIA assasinates elected leaders and was funding dictators and terrorists for the last 50 years, yes, I think you're asking for it.

    7. Re:We finally got one? by big_a · · Score: 1

      You forgot the war on crime, and the war on obesity...

    8. Re:We finally got one? by sk8king · · Score: 1

      The problem with punishing spammers is that currently it appears that there are several viruses/backdoors out there that make spam look like it is coming from certain computers. When you give these people a call, they're scared out of minds because they have no idea that their computer is being used for this relaying of spam.

  3. That explains it by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Funny
    No wonder this guy never got back to me.

    Shame, really. I was looking forward to a long, hard talk about things with him...

  4. mod me down if you want by nocomment · · Score: 1, Funny

    But I think this is appropriate.

    WOOT!

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    1. Re:mod me down if you want by t0qer · · Score: 1

      No appropriate would be to lock him in shackles and let my
      friend beat
      him over the head with his guitar.

  5. You can't arrest him! by Audent · · Score: 5, Funny

    That guy owes me $US45,000,000!

    aw, sheesh... now how am I gonna pay my SCO licence?

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  6. Want to know what happens if you reply to 419s? by Chilliwilli · · Score: 4, Informative

    Check out EbolaMonkeyMan for a glimpse into the mind of scammers and the level of intelligence required to believe and reply to them.

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  7. A few less responses? by yellowstone · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Hopefully we'll get a few less of that spam now.
    The Nigerian scam stuff is just a drop in the bucket . Most of the junk I get is offers to sell prescription drugs (or "herbal" variants thereof), and the Swen virus (tho it seems like Swen is finally starting to drop off...)
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    1. Re:A few less responses? by thogard · · Score: 1

      According to most US states laws, offering illegal drugs to children will get you much time in the local state pen. What needs to happen is someone needs to find an Atty General that is sick of this junk and is willing to put one of these guys in jail for a long time. Then we convince the spamer to vist the right town.

      Swen is only there because MS hasn't bothered to recall all the old windows install CDs. This means it will keep going till people stop thinking "opps! I've got a virus, I'll just reload". The plop in the CD, reload the OS and then in the 4 hours it takes to download all the patches, the machine has been owned again.

      MS is at fault until they provide every windows user in the world an install disk with the current patches already applied. If Fords products where that broken, they would have to recall them, so why doesn't MS?

    2. Re:A few less responses? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Spam can be "legally" profitable, but not nearly as much as a nigerian-style scam. It's not done by many, but the losses to the victims are huge. That's why the government is going after them.

    3. Re:A few less responses? by taernim · · Score: 1

      You get offers by people selling the Swen virus? Sweet! Could you forward them on? I've been looking for.... ;-)

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  8. Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How is he going to transfer all that money to my account if he goes to prison?!

  9. Please help... by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Funny
    I am seeking your assistance to help one Mr. Horvath-Howard, former law-abiding Canuck. Following his arrest, he is seeking legal assistance in transferring his funds out of the country, totaling 87 billion dollars US. If you help to pay his lawyer fees, he will give you twenty percent of his fortune. Please send your credit card information.

    ;)

    -T

    1. Re:Please help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      87 Billion? that sounds familiar. Are you suggesting that Bush fell for the scam and is sending it out as aid to Iraq?

    2. Re:Please help... by JCCyC · · Score: 1

      No, he is the s[cp]ammer. It's Congress who fell for it.

  10. Re:Check out the hilarious Nigerian Spam responses by the_xlr8r · · Score: 1

    Yes, the sex ones are remarkably funny as well.

  11. similar scams by tarzan353 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    this 'nigerian spam' idea has appeared in other forms as well.

    i'm trying to sell my car and posted it on a few free car sales websites. so far, i've received 4 of emails exactly like this:

    "We have a client who is interested in purchasing
    your ( 2000 vw gti vr6 glx ) for the price of $( 14,500 ).Please forward me your final asking price "


    of course, i then reply with the price confirmation, but then i get this:

    "Hello,

    Thanks a lot for your mail and the information, also for all your efforts towards making this transaction a success, i really love it and wish to buy as soon as possible. Anyway, this is how we are going to seal this transaction there is an associate of mine in the US who is owing me $19,800 i am going to instruct him to send you a cashier's check for that amount,and when it clears your bank you can now send my balance by Westernunion. Although i know that the value of the check is more than the price of the 2000 VW GTI VR6 GLX, but i am willing to trust you with my balance So if this offer is acceptable to you,let me have your contact information so that i can instruct my associate to send you a check,that is your name,address and phone number Please get back to me as soon as soon as you get this mail so that i can know your decision regards this transaction. I am banking on my balance so that i will be able to settle my shippers here in there local office because it is cheaper and faster.My regards to the family

    Banks"


    so this scam basically falls upon the same principle. obviously we all know where this is going, but i decide to play along anyway and sent him a bogus PO box to send the check to.

    the next email was this:
    "Thanks so much for the mail and the rightful information. Anyway, i just want you to know that what is required is your physical address and phone number, so as to deliver the payment to you in person. So, do well to let me have your Full name, physical address and phone number, in order to get the payment to you as soon as possible. And what do you mean by "terrifc deal"?. Waiting to hear back from you soon. Thank you and God bless.

    Regards

    Banks"


    my question: why does he need my physical address and phone number? it's obvious at this point he will let me know about some snag and that i need to send him some money for whatever reason.

    on a side note, i am selling my Volkswagen GTI VR6 GLX if anyone is interested.

    so, people selling their autos online, be wary of this scam.

    1. Re:similar scams by cruelworld · · Score: 3, Informative

      How it works is, you cash the cheque and send him the car and the remaining cash from the cheque. Then several days later the bank calls and says the cheque was a fake and you owe them back the money. So, you're out the money you sent him and the car. http://www.met.police.uk/fraudalert/briefings/june 2003.htm Bastards.

    2. Re:similar scams by garyrich · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yup, I got that onw when trying to sell a used car. The "certified bank cheque" sent was such an obvious badly forged fugly thing that I can't imagine anyone being taken in by it. Just for grins I showed it to the local bank's manager. In addition to the things I had spotted he pointed out that they got the bank number wrong, many things were in the wrong place, etc. etc.

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    3. Re:similar scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just give me your damn address and phone number! I seriously want that 2000 VW GTI VR6 GLX. Thank you and God bless.

      Regards

      Banks

    4. Re:similar scams by scarolan · · Score: 3, Informative

      The reason they want your physical address is so they can FedEx a check to your location. It will look exactly like a real cashier's check, drawn on USA bank. If you call the bank you'll find that it's a bogus check.

      We get this scam all the time, its the Nigeria v2.0 - basically it goes like this:

      1. Nigerian offers to buy your product but wants to overpay you.
      2. You receive check, ship the goods and send the excess funds to him via western union.
      3. Your check bounces 3 weeks later and the bank deducts it from your account.
      4. Profit!!! (at least for the nigerian)

      We get 10-20 nigerian emails per week, being in the medical equipment business. Some of my sales reps have a ball replying to them.

    5. Re:similar scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Others have explained how it pans out. Though often, your car is never traded over because at some point a real person would have to show up to get the car, which would offer a way to catch them. Usually, you're just out the difference you send them plus whatever the bank charges you for processing bad checks. Though sometimes they will "change their mind" and ask for all of the money back...

    6. Re:similar scams by Gago · · Score: 1

      Anyone has any idea why these people need to stress their religious rant so much ? All of these mails end with "God Bless"... it feels like getting mail from Al Qaida, Iran or Dick Cheney !

    7. Re:similar scams by hendridm · · Score: 1

      I think it would be funny to give him this address or something similar:

      Mr. J.E. Hoover
      935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
      Washington, D.C. 20535

      Considering a lot of these guys are idiots, maybe it won't be so obvious. :/

    8. Re:similar scams by Eccles · · Score: 1

      We get 10-20 nigerian emails per week, being in the medical equipment business.

      I got forwarded a PayPal scam message from a guy I did a small ebay purchase with yesterday. I don't know if he was the scammer (doubtful, with a 5K+ feeback, although he never e-mailed me back), or is just a very unhappy person right now.

      What is needed is "magic number" checks. The number is like a encrypted message, encoding a one-time money transfer, with the payer and payee as part of the magic number. The bank could be contacted with that number, and verify the transaction (and lock the funds) instantly.

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    9. Re:similar scams by Experiment+626 · · Score: 1

      While the appeal of stealing somebody's car and their money at the same time is quite apparent, this scam seems like it would be more effective if the perpetrator kept their ruse more subtle. Buy the car, pay with a counterfeit cashiers check. The overpaying and wanting cash back part may generate cash for the criminal in the process, but it's a definite red flag that something is amiss. A person supposedly owes them $20k but is too lazy to pay it in two separate cashiers checks? Yeah, whatever.

      I can see people being fooled because the bank told them the funds cleared and then rescinded them, not everyone knows banks are that lax about confirming payments. A scammer could steal a lot of cars that way. But the fact that it is more profitable for them to throw in this implausable twist and go for the cash as well makes a sad statement about the gullibility of the public.

    10. Re:similar scams by zforce920 · · Score: 1

      The trick is that by overpaying, they are putting the pressure on YOU to be the honest one. When you are worrying more about your own honesty (or dishonesty and possibly getting arrested or sued, or both!) then you can easily forget to question the guy's sincerity. Since the majority of people are basically honest, they if someone else is going to "trust" them with more money, that person must be an honest person too.

    11. Re:similar scams by dougnaka · · Score: 1
      I believe they work in the foriegn country import/export mumbo jumbo into it to make it sound more legit.

      They can't get the money into the US then out so easy because of tax reasons and money transfer fees, etc etc...

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    12. Re:similar scams by thogard · · Score: 1

      Its called a "wire transfer" and in most countries in the world, your choice is that or hard cash since checks are just too easy to forge.

    13. Re:similar scams by Eccles · · Score: 1

      It's not quite the same, since the sender has to activate a wire transfer (as opposed to buying a car, where I give you the keys, you give me the money, or in this case, the magic number.) I also can't choose the account into which I put the money.

      The real problem with wire transfers, though, is cost. Despite it all being electronic and safe, it's $20-$40 minimum cost. Why? I want it as cheap as a check, so my company can give me magic numbers instead of reimbursement checks I have to deposit.

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    14. Re:similar scams by Servo · · Score: 1

      The variations I've heard is the person sends the difference back after the cashier's check "clears" but then nobody picks up the boat/motorcycle/car/etc that was originally being sold. So you just walk off with $500 or whatever teh difference was without ever showing your face.

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    15. Re:similar scams by hughk · · Score: 1

      In the UK at least, I heard that you have express clearance available. The banks clearing system is fairly good and most cheques clear in a week. Express clearance produces an irrevocable credit within two to three days.

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    16. Re:similar scams by JCCyC · · Score: 1

      Then several days later the bank calls and says the cheque was a fake and you owe them back the money.

      Banks in the US redeem cheques this liberally? In Brazil, you can only cash a cheque in the particular building the account was made, and signature, serial number, etc. are checked. Or you deposit it in your account, extra balance is considered "pending" until the issuer's bank clears it. From that point on, the money is YOURS, and if the bank fell for it, too bad for them.

    17. Re:similar scams by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Your bank is ripping you off. To send a wire from my credit union account, it costs $5.

      I just did a web search for wire transfer prices, and that's what I came up with. But how much does your bank or credit union charge you for writing a check?

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  12. Business Opportunity by Txiasaeia · · Score: 2, Funny
    DEAR MR SPAMMER HELLO

    i am dr zanzibar of the country canada. i would like to introduce you TO A limited time opportunity to become arrested quick. please send five hundred thousand (500,000) of these e-mails to various people around the world so that they will give you money. you will promise to give them many millions of dollars (>$1,000,000) this plan works real good.

    PLEASE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED REPLY BACK TO MY ACCOUNT WITH YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND BANK PIN NUMBER. DO NOT WORRY I ALREADY HAVE YOUR BANK CARD AND AM WAITING TO COMPLETE THE DEAL. I RESPECT YOU AND REALLY LIKE YOU. I HOPE YOU WILL JOIN THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY.

    DR. ZANZIBAR, CONCERNED AND ECCENTRIC PERSON.

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    1. Re:Business Opportunity by McAddress · · Score: 1

      Hello Nigerian Friend
      I am Mr. Horvath-Howard from Canada. As I have recently become in trouble with the law, I am looking to get my millions which I have earned through my dealing out of the country and into Nigeria. I have $50,000,000 sitting in a bank account here, but I need the help of a Nigerian citizen like yourself. If you would help me, I would split the money with you, givng you $25,000,000.

      PLEASE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED REPLY BACK TO MY ACCOUNT WITH YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND BANK PIN NUMBER. I AM WAITING TO COMPLETE THE DEAL. I RESPECT YOU AND REALLY LIKE YOU. I HOPE YOU WILL JOIN THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY.

      Thank you,
      Mr. Horvath-Howard

    2. Re:Business Opportunity by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

      DR. ZANZIBAR, CONCERNED AND ECCENTRIC PERSON.

      You play waaaay too much Metal Gear...

      Lah lah something to avoid the lameness filter....

    3. Re:Business Opportunity by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      Ironically, I've never played Metal Gear. Ever. I pulled the name out of the air.

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  13. hook, line and sinker by ajax0187 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You'd think the spammers would be more suspicious of someone that seemed so eager to give them her money. With the rate of reply to these things so low, the spammers might figure that the people who do actually bite are actually trying to shut them down. Ah well...we can dream, can't we?

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    1. Re:hook, line and sinker by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      Its probably not an accident that these folks were based in Canada and running their scam against folks in the U.S. Even with countries as close as the U.S. and Canada are, it is notoriously difficult to extradite people for non-violent money crimes like fraud, ponzi schemes, etc. This is especially true with something like the Nigerian money scam where the whole thing is supposed to some big secret with no paper trail of contracts, documented agreements, receipts, etc.

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  14. Does this mean... by halivar · · Score: 1

    Does this mean it's too late to help smuggle that $3 million out of Nigeria?

    Oh, look. Sierra Leone is giving me the same offer. Cool!

  15. NOT a dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The original story was about an Australian busted for the 419 scam. This one is about a Canadian man being nabbed for it.

    1. Re:NOT a dupe by Basehart · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't understand! How come these Nigerian guys live in Australia, and now Canada? The guy I sent money to was hiding out in the British Embassy in Lagos?!

    2. Re:NOT a dupe by Mrs.Trellis · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, that was me. It's all a big mistake I'm actually selling V.I.A.G.R.A. I just clicked the wrong button on my mass mailing program, if you post your bank details here I'll send it right back.

  16. This happened in my home town by johnmig · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is cool. Bethel is a small town (~17K) located in Western CT. Our last big bust (5 yrs ago), was when they shut down the local "health club" after it was noticed that the business hours seemed to peak after 10PM, and all of the exercise equip. was dusty. We don't make the paper often, which is why I like it here.

  17. How major is this guy? by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No mention of how this guy compares to the Australian who was arrested about a week back. I bet he's small potatoes as well.

    The ones they should be going after are the ones in Nigeria -- the scam is the third largest source of foreign currency for that country.

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    1. Re:How major is this guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      the scam is the third largest source of foreign currency

      a) How the hell would anyone know that? b) After oil there is not much to make money from in Nigeria, so the breakdown would probably be something like: oil (98%), glass "diamonds" to American suckers(1%), scam(0.5%)...

  18. The more you tighten your grip... by BJZQ8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more spammers will slip through your fingers.

  19. Dammit Dammit Dammit by bobdotorg · · Score: 3, Funny

    This was the guy who was going to give me millions. I should have known he wasn't a genuine Nigerian when I read his email:

    HON. RAYMOND ETIEBET(DR).

    ATTN: Bobdotorg,

    DEAR SIR

    REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP EH

    FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS VIRTURE OF IT'S NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET EH.

    WE ARE TOP OFFICIALS OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORTATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY AND INVESTING IN EUROPE WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA EH.

    IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANTANCE, KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERTISE TO ENABLE US RECIEVE THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS ABROAD, FOR THE SUBSEQUENT PURCHASE AND INVENTORY OF THE GOODS TO BE IMPORTED AND THE INVESTMENT IN EUROPE EH.

    THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS: DURING THE PREVIOUS MILITARY REGIMES IN OUR COUNTRY, GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE NEW CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT NOW SETUP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHICH I AND MY COLLEAGUES ARE MEMBERS AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED SUM, DUE TO OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT AQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES EH. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEA PATNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT THE SUM OF US$31,000 000,00 (THIRTY-ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) WILL BE PAID BY TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER. HENCE WE ARE WRITTING YOU THIS LETER EH.

    WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS:
    1. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) EH
    2. 20% FOR THE FOREIGN PATNER(YOU) EH
    3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES EH.

    IT IS THIS 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS AND THE INVESTMENT IN EUROPE. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE THAT THE FUNDS CAN ARRIVE YOUR ACCOUNT IN LATEST TEN(10) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF RECIEPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION EH. A SUITABLE COMPANY NAME AND BANK ACCOUNT(COMPANY OR PERSONEL) INTO WHICH THE FUNDS CAN BE PAID EH.

    THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY EH. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENTS AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT TO YOUR COMPANY NAME EH.

    WE ARE LOOKING FOWARD TO DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION EH.

    PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE RECIEPT OF THIS LETTER USING THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS EH. I WILL BRING YOU INTO THE COMPLETE PICTURE OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU EH.

    YOURS FATHFULLY EH,
    HON. RAYMOND ETIEBET(DR).

    FAX:234-1-7596980 TEL:234-1-4701056 EH

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    1. Re:Dammit Dammit Dammit by novakane007 · · Score: 1

      And if he were american it would have looked like this:

      HON. RAYMOND ETIEBET(DR).

      ATTN: Bobdotorg,

      DEAR SIR

      REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP HUH

      FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS VIRTURE OF IT'S NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET HUH.

      WE ARE TOP OFFICIALS OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORTATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY AND INVESTING IN EUROPE WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA HUH.

      IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANTANCE, KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERTISE TO ENABLE US RECIEVE THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS ABROAD, FOR THE SUBSEQUENT PURCHASE AND INVENTORY OF THE GOODS TO BE IMPORTED AND THE INVESTMENT IN EUROPE HUH.

      THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS: DURING THE PREVIOUS MILITARY REGIMES IN OUR COUNTRY, GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE NEW CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT NOW SETUP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHICH I AND MY COLLEAGUES ARE MEMBERS AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED SUM, DUE TO OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT AQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES HUH. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEA PATNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT THE SUM OF US$31,000 000,00 (THIRTY-ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) WILL BE PAID BY TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER. HENCE WE ARE WRITTING YOU THIS LETER HUH.

      WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS:
      1. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) HUH
      2. 20% FOR THE FOREIGN PATNER(YOU) HUH
      3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES HUH.

      IT IS THIS 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS AND THE INVESTMENT IN EUROPE. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE THAT THE FUNDS CAN ARRIVE YOUR ACCOUNT IN LATEST TEN(10) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF RECIEPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION HUH. A SUITABLE COMPANY NAME AND BANK ACCOUNT(COMPANY OR PERSONEL) INTO WHICH THE FUNDS CAN BE PAID HUH.

      THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY HUH. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENTS AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT TO YOUR COMPANY NAME HUH.

      WE ARE LOOKING FOWARD TO DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION HUH.

      PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE RECIEPT OF THIS LETTER USING THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS HUH. I WILL BRING YOU INTO THE COMPLETE PICTURE OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU HUH.

      YOURS FATHFULLY HUH,
      HON. RAYMOND ETIEBET(DR).

      FAX:234-1-7596980 TEL:234-1-4701056 HUH

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    2. Re:Dammit Dammit Dammit by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

      [offtopic]
      How do you get away with typing in all caps? i get the lameness filter
      [/offtopic]

  20. There's been spam? by CmdrTHAC0 · · Score: 1
    .procmailrc:
    :0
    * !TO_(any-mailing-list-i'm-on|my-address) /dev/null

    I can count the number of spam I receive per month on one hand since implementing that.
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  21. And the most interesting part of the story is... by xcomputer_man · · Score: 4, Informative

    That he is not even Nigerian -- he is a Canadian. The last guy they arrested was Australian I think. Not that there are no Nigerians sending these emails -- it's just that they are not being caught because of the poor state of law enforcement in the country at the moment. But the fact is that this is becoming more than just a "Nigerian" scam, it has become a very international scam.

    (Full disclosure: I am a Nigerian, and it brings me grief to no end that the first thing people think of when my country is mentioned is 419 scams).

  22. Nonpayment by phorm · · Score: 1

    Actually, this sounds more like a phony-funds scam. Basically you're written a bad/false cheque, which may not catch up to you until your car is already gone. It's been mentioned here before, wherein somebody sells a laptop, cashes the money-order/cheque and it seems to pass... the item goes out, and then the bank calls saying the MO turned out to be a clever fake.

  23. Re:Check out the hilarious Nigerian Spam responses by Tom+Courtenay · · Score: 2, Informative

    On another interesting note, Jonathan Land (who runs thespamletters.com) is a onetime member of Negativland. The name is just a coincedence.

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  24. awwww by MattMan741 · · Score: 3, Funny

    the nigerian spams are my favorite! in the days of penis/breast enlarging, at least the nigerian spams had a modicum of effort put into them and an interesting story.....

    1. Re:awwww by Zocalo · · Score: 1
      Actually the Nigerian 419 spams often have one of a hell of a lot of effort put into them. There is a psychological review of one of these things knocking around somewhere if you feel like exercising your Ninja Google skills. The summary was that they are very carefully crafted to bait as many people as possible, the odd spelling/grammer error might be attributed to it being from someone for whom English is not their first language, and so on. Basically, the things are seeded with all sorts of psychological hooks to grab you, and the human mind tends to skip over the ones that don't apply.

      Now however, we are getting a lot of copycats on board who miss this rather subtle point and the language errors are simply down to the author having a low intellect. Case in point; a day or two ago I got one of these scams from some loser with such stunning imagination that the best name he could come up with for his late father's company was "ACME".

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  25. links on other known scams by headGasket · · Score: 2, Informative

    better safe than sorry...

    www.scamshield.com
    www.scambusters.org

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  26. scam reporting SW? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd love to see an email and browser plugin that allowed the user to open a dialog, paste a received spam/extortion message, and send it to a database at the FTC, FCC, FBI, or whichever government department will handle it. Like spamzilla. How about company that held the database, and sent collated reports to the appropriate government agency?

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    1. Re:scam reporting SW? by haraldm · · Score: 1

      What do you need a browser plugin for? A simple alias in /etc/aliases does the job well enough. That's how I am sending 419 scams to various addresses - bounce them to "419" in mutt. Oh you were using a 20+ Meg program to read mail?

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    2. Re:scam reporting SW? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      *I* don't need the help - I started posting to nntp://net.abuse when those bloated MUAs were a massive 200K ;). But the power of our peers in saucing the few bad apples comes when they can help with a click, rather than forcing the much smaller "clued" peers to stand up to the abusers in much smaller numbers.

      But maybe you want to keep it hard to report scammers - do you mean to say that you are running 419 different scams, and send your spam to a maillist alias?

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    3. Re:scam reporting SW? by haraldm · · Score: 1

      No - "419" is an alias to a number of officially known 419 reporting e-mail addresses.

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  27. He's really helped me out actually... by andy666 · · Score: 3, Funny

    i helped him out and i made a bundle! with the money, i bought a great house with a fantastic mortgage. then i married a beautiful russian bride, and i pleasure her with my surgically enlarged, viagra driven member.

  28. Re:And the most interesting part of the story is.. by night_flyer · · Score: 1

    but they use such "African" sounding names in their corespondence... Like the one I got from "MR. ZULU"

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  29. Re:similar scams - how this one works by dougnaka · · Score: 3, Informative
    This scam hurts the worst of all. This is how it usually goes down. He would really send you a cashiers check for the amount he said. You would deposit it and wait a couple days. Then you'd call the bank, and they'd tell you everything is great. You'd send him the car, and the difference. Then after a few weeks the bank would call you and tell you, 'sorry, that cashier's check was a fraud, we're debiting the amount from your accounts, please bring in X dollars.' And you, my friend, would be completely out of luck. Owing the full amount to the bank, and the scammer would have your car, and the extra money you sent him/her/it.

    IMO, this is the saddest one, because it sounds more legit, and there is practically nothing unsuspecting people can do about to thwart it.

    http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/

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  30. Re:darwin in action by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
    Anyone stupid and greedy enuf to fall for the nigerian scam deserves it, they should be giving this man an award

    Dear AC,

    People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Maybe you should learn how to:

    Spell all of your words correctly.

    Use punctuation.

    Learn that not only does your keyboard have a shift key, but that it is used on words like "Nigerian".

    Then, maybe you would have the guts to use your name when you post.


  31. Why dont we all toy with them. by dougnaka · · Score: 1
    They're human powered, and if we all started responding with interest we would waste so much of their time, get a good laugh, and lessen the number of people who get suckered by this crap.

    Just make a fake email account, and start correspondence. Have fun, try to get them to meet you at the airport to pick you up. Then tell them you went on to the hotel, then you changed hotels. Try to get them to go somewhere in the city they recommend that has a webcam, and get some photos for the album.

    If I had the time I would write something to automate this, and invite everyone to forward their Nigeria 419 emails to it, and start the automated correspondence.

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    My Linux Command of the Day site : LCOD
    1. Re:Why dont we all toy with them. by rbird76 · · Score: 1

      This has already been done (see a Wired article about two years back - don't have a reference). I think the Wired article ended up luring the scammer to Amsterdam or some central, neutral place where he felt safe enough to travel. There is however the caveat that the 419 people are not nice and could potentially be violent. People who have gone to Nigeria to collect "their" money have been kidnapped or killed. As a time sink for the scammers, it might work, but there are lots of them and they have lots of time and no consciences.

    2. Re:Why dont we all toy with them. by dougnaka · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I know, I read that article and laughed hard.

      I've done it, people I work with are doing it now.

      That 419 guy lived in Canada, where most handguns are illegal. I'd love to see him show up at my house with his sharpened stick, I'd have to debate which piece of my arsenal to use, and he may get a chance to poke me one. Of course many states, including Utah, have Conceal Carry laws, so you never know who's packin'..

      ps, people who go to Nigeria to "collect" are utter and complete idiots. Of course that should have been apparent when they got ripped off. Blinded by greed..

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    3. Re:Why dont we all toy with them. by rbird76 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't argue that someone who travels to Nigeria to pick up money from a well-known scam is not either stupid, greedy, or very, very naive - I just meant it as an illustration that the scam artists haven't exactly been restrained by their consciences in doing whatever it takes to get their victims' money. I dislike stupidity, but I dislike evil even more. Pursuing evil requires risks in most cases - there are worse things to do than to harrass scammers into nervous breakdowns or exhaustion.

      Ohio doesn't have CC - our governor said he would if the police chiefs said it was good, knowing that it would not happen on his watch. Besides, the scammer's lucky only the police caught him - if any of his victims caught him, he might have gotten to see what a sharp stick and a determined person can do to someone's body.... A gun's much too quick for what he deserves.

  32. Wait a second - Nigerian Scam run from Canada? by Aging_Newbie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now even Nigerians are outsourcing their functions? Will Wonders Never Cease!

    1. Re:Wait a second - Nigerian Scam run from Canada? by Servo · · Score: 1

      Well, with the shortage of work for lumberjacks and dog sled teams they've fallen on desperate times.

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  33. Damn! by Treacle+Treatment · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those were the only truly *funny* spams to read.
    Kind of like listening to the Iraqi Information Minister
    Boy do I miss him!

    -- TT

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  34. Not fast enough. by Qweezle · · Score: 1

    Nigerians are such good runners(that's Kenyans, you fool!) that you would think this guy would've gotten away from the police.

    Wait a minute...

  35. Re:And the most interesting part of the story is.. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

    I am a Nigerian, and it brings me grief to no end that the first thing people think of when my country is mentioned is 419 scams

    Apparently your government isn't with you.
    I would expect them to feel the same way, and do something about it. But it looks like they encourage these practices as contributing to the national income.

  36. Re:And the most interesting part of the story is.. by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

    Ah, the myth of "Africans". Africa is a continent. Zulu is actually a fairly common surname, among Zulus, who live in South Africa, quite far from Nigeria. How seriously would you take a mail from an Frenchman who gave his name as "Mr Borislav" because hey, same continent ;)

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  37. Re:similar scams - how this one works by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems messed up to me. Shouldn't the bank be able to discover it is a fraud BEFORE clearing the money into your account?

    At very least it seems to me there should be a maximum number of days the bank can hold your responsible for, after which the transaction is deemed void or legit.

    Of course the laws are probably written in favor of the banking industry...

  38. Ya reckon? by Attaturk · · Score: 1

    Hopefully we'll get a few less of that spam now

    Possibly. Either that or the global coverage that this story gets will give many more arsewits the same idea....

  39. When was your first time... by Brew+Bird · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To see this particular nigerian money laundering scheme?

    I first saw one of these via SNAIL mail back in 1991!!! Since I was fresh out of school, studing lasers, there were many jokes around the office of our small company about us designing a 'Nigerian Defense Initative', with Ground Based Lasers on the corners of the building...

    You could imagine my disgust when I started getting the same damn letter via email 10 years later... I guess there are some gullible idiots out there who keep the thing alive... but wow!

    1. Re:When was your first time... by colinduplantis · · Score: 1
      Since I was fresh out of school, studing lasers

      Yowch! I hope he was at least, um, servicing the non-pointy end.

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    2. Re:When was your first time... by djeaux · · Score: 1
      To see this particular nigerian money laundering scheme?

      Late '80s, by snail mail. In fact, the letter was posted from Nigeria & the exact mailing address was that I had used to send reprints of a couple of journal articles to a student at the University of Lagos.

      So I actually got a Nigerian scam from a real Nigerian!

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      "Obviously, I'm not an IBM computer any more than I'm an ashtray" (Bob Dylan)
  40. Re:The reason spam filters dont work by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    Nice troll. "Windows proprietary text mime type (text/plain) cannot be viewed by other operating systems". Hahahaha.

    Anyone who falls for such an obvious joke deserves to get scammed. Oh, wait - we're in a thread talking about suckers and scams - guess you're on-topic after all :-) </sarcams>

  41. Re:Check out the hilarious Nigerian Spam responses by dr_canak · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    This is slightly off topic, but

    I checked out the site, and while funny, the letters where he gets no replies don't compare to the book "Letters from a Nut" by Ted Nancy. You can find it at Amazon (or other online seller's I'm sure), including some page previews with the letters he writes and the responses he gets.

    I know it's not spam, but Ted Nancy's letters are *far* more clever than the spam responses this guy is writing. Funny, yes. But without the dialogue with the spammer, they really lose a lot. Check out the above book. *Very* funny stuff.

    jeff

  42. Strange how ... by Pyre · · Score: 1

    ... after all that free money, none of the scammer-spammers have bought a computer newer than an Apple II...

  43. Re:similar scams - how this one works by ChangeOnInstall · · Score: 4, Interesting


    This scam hurts the worst of all. This is how it usually goes down. He would really send you a cashiers check for the amount he said. You would deposit it and wait a couple days. Then you'd call the bank, and they'd tell you everything is great. You'd send him the car, and the difference. Then after a few weeks the bank would call you and tell you, 'sorry, that cashier's check was a fraud, we're debiting the amount from your accounts, please bring in X dollars.' And you, my friend, would be completely out of luck. Owing the full amount to the bank, and the scammer would have your car, and the extra money you sent him/her/it.


    I've heard about this one before too when a friend of mine got a similar offer when selling a motorcycle. (Fortunately he was advised of the scam before the bike+money was sent). My question is (to anyone who might know): how can a bank state that the check has "cleared" when it actually a fake. What is the proper state of confirmation for a check such that you are guaranteed that the transaction has been completed? This seems like a problem with our banking procedures. A customer should be able to receive a proper 'transaction complete' acknowledgement from a bank to indicate that his/her liability has ended. After that, if anything goes wrong, it's not the customers problem.

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  44. Re:And the most interesting part of the story is.. by aridhol · · Score: 1

    And I just got one from Mr. Chekov. All we need now is Kirk and Spock ;)

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    I can't say that I don't give a fuck. I've just run out of fuck to give.
  45. You Insensitive Clod... by mikewren420 · · Score: 1

    Hopefully we'll get a few less of that spam now

    ...I use Spamassassin

  46. Re:The reason spam filters dont work by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >Spam filters do not work because there is no way
    >to look at text and tell whether it is spam or
    >not.

    Seeded Bayesian strategies work pretty damned well. The problem is, most consumers are forced to download the mail before letting their spam filter check it.

    I don't really care that the spams are in my inbox folder. I mean, I do, but the damage was done when I was forced to download the crap before checking it. That is the bigger annoyance.

    If Cox cable would let me, I would just run my own inbound MX. I'd have a whitelist for inbound SMTP, and that would be that.

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  47. Re:It's spelled larceny, not larcency by haraldm · · Score: 1

    dyxlesic - sure. D'oh.

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  48. Sojambi S. Pinola the Vigilante by bluethundr · · Score: 3, Funny



    My work bud finally had enough of this Nigerian scam that he decided he would a have a little fun with the situation. His deed of daring do is a damn hilarious read!

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    Quod scripsi, scripsi.
  49. My New Web site. by gurps_npc · · Score: 2, Funny
    Obtaining my email address is easy. Just follow the instructions below.

    Click (here) and enter your email here if you want to sell me methods to increase the size of my sexual organs.

    Click (here) and enter your email if you want to sell me spam stopping software.

    Click (here) and enter your email if you want to use me to transfer ridiculously large sums of cash for a profitable percentage.

    Click (here) and enter your email if you want me to join your dating service

    Click (here) and enter your email if you want me to refinance using your service.

    EULA has small print that says: Note, all buttons forward your email address to the previous clicker. Too bad, I can't require emailers to give me their correct forwarding address.

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  50. Re:similar scams - how this one works by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

    Here is a good summary of this scam from Snopes.com. The cashiers check is the aspect of this that makes it scary. He sends you the money first, which makes it seem like it's not a scam, and then when the bank shows that it actually deposited, it all seems good. Most people don't realize that a bank would deposit before they could confirm the source of funds.

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  51. Eugenics, huh? by AzureLunatic · · Score: 1

    I guess you're glad that your eugenics program isn't selecting for spelling?

  52. Re:Check out the hilarious Nigerian Spam responses by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although the site can be funny, I must say those who replied and never got any answer back from the spammer are those that truly wasted time. A spammer often sends huge masses of mail where each mail just take a second or so to send, and usually don't supply a valid reply address. Then these guys sit down, taking their time to write a 3 pages long reply that no one except those visiting TheSpamLetters.com will read.

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  53. This reply is amazing by [l0l]Bobo · · Score: 2, Funny
    This story is amazing. It was featured a little while ago in Slashback.

    IMHO, it's the best one ever; without selling any punches, it ends in bloodshed :-)...

  54. Nigerian scam really from Nigeria?? by DeadVulcan · · Score: 1

    The ones they should be going after are the ones in Nigeria -- the scam is the third largest source of foreign currency for that country.

    Really? I find that hard to believe. If I were a Nigerian trying to scam people, I would make the scam complete by claiming to be from a different country, like the Democratic Republic of the Congo, or something...

    Wait a minute--

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  55. "Nigerian" Spammer Arrested by NoData · · Score: 1


    Was he trying to peddle free software to Princeton?

  56. obligitory snopes link... by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 2, Informative

    here.

    Basically, you get the check, you think it's cleared, release car and money, find out too late that the check was fake.

  57. Got one via snail today by SamMichaels · · Score: 1

    Visited my parents for dinner and there was a brown envelope, apparently from London. Handwritten address on the front.

    Basically it was a printed out version of the email scam.

    1. Re:Got one via snail today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Basically it was a printed out version of the email scam.

      You should send this to your local post office. This is mail fraud and the USPS takes this very seriously. The US mail inspectors are federal law enforcement officers, licensed to carry out investigations, make arrests and carry automatic weapons. You don't see much mail fraud because the USPS does a good job.

      I am, of course, assuming you're in the US (you may not be as you mentioned the London address). The US Post Office is one of the few parts of our government that runs very well.

  58. "419" scams by sonicattack · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Nice that they actually are getting these people. They have no morals whatsoever.

    I have an IMAP folder labeled "crooks", into which all scammer correspondence go. So far I've collected about 150 of them in there.

    I actually try to answer each and every one of them; I usually send them a template mail which is designed to arouse their interest. At the same time, I send a complaint to the host of the mailservice they used. Sometimes, the scammer gets back, with a new e-mail address and asks me to use the new one instead because the old one is "no longer confidential" or some similar braindead excuse. My typical response to that is to tell them that "I just sent you all the information you requested, to the E-mail address you used before. Didn't I get it right?"

    Everything to irritate them, and waste their time. Why?

    If enough people were doing it, they would be forced to another way of earning a living. Perhaps even looking for an honest job. One can hope.

  59. URGENT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1

    I am a Canadian businessman wrongfully accused of larceny. All othe avenues have been denied to me and, although I am an honest businessman, I have been force to take drastic measures and seek the assistance of a third party. As a result of recent ventures I have pursued, I am in possession of a bank account with a balance of $3,226,783.00 United States Dollars, but I have not been allowed by the authorities to acces these funds while incarcerated. I have been informed by another party (google) that you are an honest and godfearing individual whom I can entrust a mutually beneficial business opportunity. Should you assist me in making bail and paying my court fees, I will gladly split the money in the account as soon as I can reach the bank.

    Please contact me during the specified visiting hours at the correctional institute where I currently reside. Ask for Cell Block 22A.

    - JOHN DOE

    PS: Apologies for not typing in all capital letters, but the authorities would not allow it. I mean no disrespect and hope this will not impact our potential partnership.

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    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  60. Re:Check out the hilarious Nigerian Spam responses by John3 · · Score: 1

    I replied to these guys for a while and actually took a virtual trip to Abidjan to meet one of these scam artists. It took way too much time (doing the fake Yahoo news stories), but was fun while it lasted.

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    "We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers." Carl Sagan
  61. FedEx by Detritus · · Score: 3, Informative

    Some scam artists insist on using FedEx, or other courier services, so that they can avoid prosecution under the postal fraud statutes.

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  62. Mugu Guymen collecting addresses by sonicattack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One, perhaps little known, fact that I find interesting is that some of these scammers, after collecting their harvest of fresh E-mail addresses from a message board, posts on the board with certain keywords to indicate to other scammers that these addresses now are "claimed" or "taken".

    The posts usually come with a sender, subject or body containing combination of the words "Mugu" and "Guymen". "Mugu" seems to mean "Big fool" in Nigerian.

    Try a Google search for the words (ignore Google's suggested replacement words :), and a lot of "claimed" message boards will appear.

    Quite weird.

  63. Nigerian Spammer! by Wothan · · Score: 1

    Maybe that penis enlargement sham was true after all?...

  64. Re:similar scams - how this one works by TheTomcat · · Score: 4, Informative

    I work for a financial company, but this opinion is mine.

    When doing ACH transfers (ie, when you cash a check at one bank, but the funds come from another), there's a 6 month window where a transaction can be reversed (ie, similar to a credit card chargeback). Most banks will settle within 10 days, but there's really no way of knowing that an ACH will not reverse, until that window has closed. It's usually the backwoods banks run by "Nan and Boyd" that take forever to settle ACH.

    S

  65. Isn't Nigeria in Canada anyway? by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    whatever ...

  66. Re:similar scams - how this one works by rjstanford · · Score: 1

    Its pretty easy - the bank, legally, has to release the funds from the check within five days. If the inbound check is on an out-of-the-country bank, it may take more than that amount of time to clear. So the bank releases funds to you, provisionally. The mistake that people make is in using the point when their balance jumps instead of when the check actually clears.

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  67. Re:Who needs spam when we have... by daveashcroft · · Score: 1

    HELLO,

    I wish to begin by the way of introduction.

    I am James Ugoma, the first son of the late Egoh Ugoma, one of the foremost black farmers in Zimbabwe recently murdere in the land dispute in my country.

    Before the death of my father, he has asked me to warn you of fraudulent African email. I feel it is my duty to warn you of such people, and ask your help in return. These emails have resulted in the gruesome killing of rich farmers(mainly whites and
    few blacks) and the unlawful posession of their properties by Mugabe's war veterans, under the disguise of fighting for the interest of the country.

    All i need is a trustworthy person to send me a mere 1 million dollars with which to publicise these fraudulent emails. If you send me this money, I guarantee you a $20 MILLION Dollar reward from the US Government by the way of thanks.

    We shall discuss details when you reply. I await your reply, while I implore you to maintain the absolute secrecry required to ensure a secure and hitch free transaction. I shall furnish you with more details on request. I WISH YOU THE BEST IN LIFE (GENERALLY) AS I AWAIT FOR YOUR POSITIVE
    RESPONSE.YOU CAN REACH ME ON MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:jamesugoma@netscape.net

    YOURS TRULY,

    JAMES UGOMA.

  68. Re:Who needs spam when we have... by daveashcroft · · Score: 1

    BTW - before i get raided by the feds, i should point out that it was of course a (poor) joke....i got the email address from:

    http://potifos.com/fraud/2003-07-31.html ..which is a website detailing our very favourite type of email fraud...but i am hoping that a spambot will pick up the email address and ruin the guys life :D

  69. "Attempted" larceny by jemenake · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The thing that really jumped out at me was the "attempted" larceny.

    I can see it now. The next step of escalation on the part of the spammers will be that they'll make sure that they really are in touch with the family of some rich Nigerian dead dude. That way, when the authorities come to bust him, he'll have plausible deniability; "What? I really am working with the the widow of the late Mr. Djboutu.... just call her, she'll tell you!".

    1. Re:"Attempted" larceny by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      Blahh!

      Plausible deniability is something only used to protect presidents from their own blatant stupidity.

      2 years ago a friend of mine in a similar manner tried to lead on a 'nigerian' scammer. It got as far as the scammer arranging a meeting in Toronto. My friend being in Vancouver didn't take it any further, and couldn't be convinced to bring the police in.

      She regulary received calls from africa, she had a number in nigeria that she could call, and the people (one of whom i talked to) most definately were nigerian, with very strong accents. ... but they wanted to meet to do the exchange in Toronto.

      Deniability will be irrelevant.

      You don't think the money is just going to make some jerk rich do you?

      Its buying weapons, its supporting terrorists, it's letting dumbass bastards like George Dubya take away your rights and security.

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  70. Re:similar scams - how this one works by ShinyBrowncoat · · Score: 5, Informative

    From snopes:

    The scam works because the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. (FDIC) requires banks to make money from cashier's, certified, or teller's checks available in one to five days. Consequently, funds from checks that might not be good are often released into payees' accounts long before the checks have been honored by their issuing banks. High quality forgeries can be bounced back and forth between banks for weeks before anyone catches on to their being worthless, by which time victims have long since wired the "overpayments" to the con artists who have just taken them for a ride.

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  71. New spam message by t0ny · · Score: 1
    Hello American friend. I have recently been arrested, and need to come up with bail.

    In return for lending me $5,000 - the amount of my bail - I will be happy to repay you $50,000 once you help me transfer my embezzeled money from Nigeria...

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    1. Re:New spam message by t0ny · · Score: 1

      commenting on people's sigs (and anonymously, no less) is quite gay.

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  72. Lamest one ever by Eythian · · Score: 1

    Not really in the same boat, but a day or two ago my gf got one that was simply (from memory):

    I NEED MONEY

    I NEED US$17,000,000 NOW!

    CAN YOU HELP ME?

  73. Use a Certified Check by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

    That's what we do in Canadian Banks - ensures a check won't bounce. That's why personal checks are no longer accepted around here(that and the fact debit cards are very widespread - making checks only necessary for business people).

    Kashif

  74. I can't believe it by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1
    Given the subject of the story and your legitimate post is as close as we get on slashdot to that inspiring battle cry:

    BLAME CANADA!

    What is slashdot coming to?

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  75. Nigerian Happiness by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    BBC says that Nigeria is the happiest country in the world.

    Coincidence?

  76. Re:similar scams - how this one works by TheTomcat · · Score: 1

    drawing from real life.. (-:
    And I'm Canadian.

    S

  77. Re:similar scams - how this one works by g0at · · Score: 1

    So, if you were confident that you were dealing with a scam yet you were still playing along... why not simply cash the cheque, and never ship the car?

    It's not likely the scammer will come after you with legal action (that would be ironic), is it?

    -ben

  78. Variant seen in Europe... by hughk · · Score: 1
    You have a car for sale, what extras does it have? Does it have an alarm? What kind of alarm? Where is it kept?

    Believe it or not, people will often give precise details (including alarm and location) to someone promising to see and buy the car tomorrow.

    Do you really think it is still going to be there tomorrow?

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  79. A sad reflection on society by ShastaColo · · Score: 1

    There are two particulary sad facts about these scams: 1. People should know better. These things are so obvious that I have a hard time feeling sorry for anyone getting suckered by one of these scams, except maybe the elderly who don't have much going on 'upstairs' any more. 2. These should be the easiest criminals in the world to catch; hell, they actually *advertise*! Where are the police/FBI/CSIC (that's the Canadian answer to the CIA) on this? Why don't they spend a little less time snagging speeders on the highway and a little more time snagging these obvious frausters?

  80. The Nigerian scam is pure karma by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It only hurts those who are so selfish that they put their greed before commonsense.

    As such anyone conned by the Nigerian scam deserves to be ripped off & the govt should turn a blind eye to then being scammed.

    1. Re:The Nigerian scam is pure karma by Gleef · · Score: 1

      DABANSHEE wrote:
      The Nigerian scam is pure karma. It only hurts those who are so selfish that they put their greed before commonsense.

      Yes, but the scam discussed by the post you are replying to is not. The "mark" is just someone trying to sell their old car. The only thing the mark is offered here is their asking price for the car. It's not a case of greed or selfishness here.

      As such anyone conned by the Nigerian scam deserves to be ripped off & the govt should turn a blind eye to then being scammed.

      With the Nigerian scam, even with as little sympathy as I have for the "victims", the scammers are both criminal and very annoying, and I want to see them locked up.

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  81. Re:And the most interesting part of the story is.. by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, you also have to remember that a lot of people have no clue that a world even exists outside their borders, or what that world is like. And when they have some vague notion, it's what Hollywood spoon-fed them.

    What I'm saying is: probably 90% of the people outside Nigeria or its borders, don't even have a clue where it is on the map. Some 80% probably not even on which continent.

    (Gratuitious troll: make that more like 99% among the kind of rednecks who've been raised to think, "we're Americans, we don't have to give a fsck about the rest of the world. All them euro-trash and arabiacs are all the same anyway. Just a bunch of tribal heathens running around some totem pole. Some of them can't even speak English like me an' you, Billy Joe Bob. Like grandpaw always said, bomb the lot of them and let God sort 'em." Mind you, I don't mean all americans. I mean just the few and the proud who just have to plaster their inculture and prejudice all over the Net.)

    So what does this mean? Well, it means that your average spammer can't even think up a different country name. Nigeria already is in the category of "uh, some forn country, god knows where" to them and their intended low-IQ victims, so might as well stick to it. Coming up with another third world country name would imply, you know, opening a geography book and reading stuff. Horribly complicated stuff, really ;)

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  82. Re:And the most interesting part of the story is.. by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
    (Full disclosure: I am a Nigerian, and it brings me grief to no end that the first thing people think of when my country is mentioned is 419 scams).

    But the second thing that comes to mind is that they have the death penalty for being a single mother (still not carried out yet I hope).

    and the third thing was that in my phone contract it says... direct dial calls to all countries are allowed except Nigeria and Pakistan. Is this a crime prevention measure?

    And the fourth thing is that Shell is not exactly loved - people keep blowing themselves up by collecting oil from leaky pipelines.

    OTOH for the sake of balance, Nigeria might be being helpful in the region by supplying UN troups to Sierra Leone etc. but I don't know much about that.

  83. Re:Check out the hilarious Nigerian Spam responses by cobyrne · · Score: 1

    A couple of months ago, I got a Nigerian email which had the usual story of a banker who was killed in a plane crash (flight number and date provided) etc etc etc. What was unusual was that the the email, which was sent to my .ie email address, said "Mr. X, who was Irish, was killed on flight blah blah".

    Now, Nigerian spammers don't usually take the trouble of figuring out the nationality of their potential victims. So, my curiosity aroused, I decided to investigate.

    Google is your friend. I punched in the flight number and the date and, lo and behold, there was indeed such a flight that crashed on Guam with the loss of all on board. It was a flight from South Korea to the U.S. West Coast. I found some web pages put up by the Government of Guam which had horrific pictures of bits of planes on the sides of hills etc.

    There was even a passenger manifest on this site. Most of the people on board were South Korean nationals. Then I decided to check - were there any Irish nationals on board? No, there were not!

    So I emailed the spammer back -

    Good news! Your friend is alive! He was not on the plane! According to the Government of Guam website (url provided), there were no Irish people on board!

    He emailed me back trying to convince me that I was mistaken. That was the last I heard from him.

  84. lost life savings by fafaforza · · Score: 1

    "Hopefully we'll get a few less of that spam now."

    No. Hopefully some of the unfortunate elderly people who fell for the scam can retrieve at least some of the hard earned savings they lost to these scumbags.

  85. Didn't you get the memo? by dheltzel · · Score: 1

    Bagdad Bob has been replaced by Darl "I've got a SCO scam" McBride. Checkout Groklaw for the continuing entertainment!