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Nokia's N-Gage - Savaged By Online Opinion

Thanks to CNN for their column discussing how the Internet has changed the way 'bad' products are viewed, with reference to Nokia's N-Gage 'mobile game deck'. The columnist argues: "Ten years ago you might have quietly withdrawn [an 'awkward' product] from store shelves", but times have changed: "The Internet provides an instant, widespread referendum on products... And the Net crowd, for obvious reasons, tends to eye high-tech products. But the things that do get interest, usually negative, watch out." He then gives the immensely popular, N-Gage-related Side Talkin' site as an example of this backlash, quoting a Nokia spokesman as saying of the site: "It's better to have some reaction than no reaction at all."

68 comments

  1. Imagin by OwlofCreamCheese · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagin a beowulf cluster of Ngages.... it....would.....suck

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    1. Re:Imagin by Phexro · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it would suck exponentially faster.

    2. Re:Imagin by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      In fact, a beowulf cluster of ngage's is what powered the vacuum in Spaceballs. An entire atmosphere in 5 minutes, tops.

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  2. What older gadgets could this have affected? by MBraynard · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Before the net, you got 90%+ of your info about a product from the manufacturer's marketing machine. Now the balance has changed.

    Think back a few decades about some of the crap you may have bought. Then think about - had you been able to read instant online opinion about the gadget - you may not have purchased the product.

    Virtual Boy? NeoGeo? Would VHS have lost to Betamax?

    1. Re:What older gadgets could this have affected? by trouser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would VHS have lost to Betamax?

      Would Windows be more popular than Linux?

      Personally I always got most of my information by talking to people who knew more shit than me.

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    2. Re:What older gadgets could this have affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you must be surrounded by smart people. Or.....

      Nah, too easy.

    3. Re:What older gadgets could this have affected? by An'Desha+Danin · · Score: 1

      ... Now I know you did not just diss Neo-Geo.

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    4. Re:What older gadgets could this have affected? by xneilj · · Score: 1

      Personally I always got most of my information by talking to people who knew more shit than me.

      If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

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    5. Re:What older gadgets could this have affected? by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      Virtual Boy did terrible anyways. And, being the most *painful* system to ever be invented, it got what it deserved.

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  3. Whoa there boy by jobbleberry · · Score: 1

    How long until Nokia unleashes the evil lawyer bots to stop any critism against their product or company. I mean it wouldn't be the first time.

  4. Obligatory PA Links :) by sahrss · · Score: 0, Redundant
  5. Their own world. by GrumpyDog · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I love the articles attitude: Free speach on the Internet is so goofy, unpredictable and funny! Those gosh darn kids have the darndest opinions! I just mean that the corps are gonna' have to try harder to market their wonderful products around those rascally kids free speech! Don't worry they don't have long memories....

    I say; crap is crap is crap! Nokia is not a failure of marketing! Nokia is crap...

    ... hold on guys I hear a lawyer knocking ...

    1. Re:Their own world. by Babbster · · Score: 1
      Absolutely right on. The dismissive final paragraph tries to take the focus off of the point of the article. What he failed to mention was that even with a "mercifully short" Internet memory, bad products will die long before anybody forgets the bad web press.

      Let's face it. Even if we don't have the true numbers of how many N-Gages have actually been sold to living, breathing, spending customers, it's pretty apparent that the thing has less support than the N64 (which most people felt was a failure, especially compared to the Playstation) and is going to die as a true gaming machine for lack of developers.

      By the time we forget what an Internet PR debacle the N-Gage has been, surplus units will be given away with one-year cellular contracts - to users who may never insert a game into the unit.

      Companies need to take this kind of thing to heart. Big-time ad campaigns aren't enough anymore to sell a bad high-tech product.

    2. Re:Their own world. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Love the comment on the N64, Babbster.
      You're just one bad mofo when it comes to teh anti-Ninenenentendo SCAMKDOWN, aren't you.
      Fact is, the N64 was just another in the long line of profitable Nintendo systems. For failure, you'd have only the Virtual Boy to speak of, or maybe you'd prefer to look at Sega's entire history against Nintendo instead.

    3. Re:Their own world. by Babbster · · Score: 1
      Compared to previous Nintendo history (NES and SNES), the N64 was indeed a failure. I'm not anti-Nintendo by any means, particularly given that I currently own two GBAs, a Gamecube and a Gameboy Player, and own more games for the Gamecube than I do for my PS2.

      Profitability isn't the only measure of success...especially when a company loses market share in a business where they previously dominated.

    4. Re:Their own world. by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      N64 wasn't a failure. It made Nintendo money. It was #2 of 3. Is the X-Box a failure since it's #2 of 3 now?

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    5. Re:Their own world. by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      If N64 was a failure, what was Virtual Boy? ;)

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  6. Turkish kid? by Foggy1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "In the meantime, corporate chiefs can take heart that the Internet memory is mercifully short. Anyone remember an early Internet celeb called The Turkish Stud? Thought not, but "I Kiss You!!!" anyway." I, err, remember that. And I bet a lot of people here do to. Short memory?

    1. Re:Turkish kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to know. I'm too scared to put the phrase "Turkish Stud" in a search engine for fear of what results will be returned.

    2. Re:Turkish kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a Letterman thing, wasn't it? If it wasn't, he *was* on Letterman a lot...

    3. Re:Turkish kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember The turkish stud. He's a Guru over at truemeaningoflife.com, he hasn't been used in a while, but I don't think I'll forget him.

  7. Hit the nail on the head by Slashdot+Insider · · Score: 1
    In the meantime, corporate chiefs can take heart that the Internet memory is mercifully short.

    Boy, Nokia higher-ups must be glad that the editors decided to post that story here then!

  8. Opinion is just as baseless. by Kris_J · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The N-Gage is just everyone's favourite whipping boy. Most of the people "savaging" it on the web have never even touched one.
    Using the phone makes you look like a dork.
    Well, there you go, the informed masses have spoken. How is the current situtation any better than when public opinion is swayed by a big marketing machine? Now cool 12 year olds can just shit all over anything they can't afford and all their Internet friends will follow. The only difference is that journalists haven't yet developed the skills to separate informated opinion from schoolyard gossip on the Internet.
    1. Re:Opinion is just as baseless. by DarkZero · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The N-Gage is just everyone's favourite whipping boy. Most of the people "savaging" it on the web have never even touched one.

      Do they really need to, though? I mean, it even looks stupid on paper, and just about every gaming magazine that's covered it has passed that on to all of their readers. You don't really need to experience the operation of removing your phone's battery just to switch game cartridges to know that it is a ridiculous process, especially in the public areas where you would use your N-Gage. And do you really need more than two seconds at the Side Talkin' site to realize that Nokia's insulting characterization of the GBA as a kids' toy that will make adults look ridiculous and stupid in public is not only wrong, but actually an accurate description of their own product?

      The N-Gage is making headlines like these because it's so easy to mock it in a way that truly reflects the reality of the product. If you have a problem with gossiping 12 year olds on internet message boards in general, then I suggest you choose a different example.

    2. Re:Opinion is just as baseless. by zenintrude · · Score: 1

      My friend and I were able to try out the N-Gage at E3, as well as several games for it (some of which have been released and some not). Even before the system had launched and they were showing it for the first time to a wealth of gamers and industry people, the representatives were told by many people (us included) that the system just wasn't userfriendly and that the games were sorely under-par.

      Red Faction: Truly awful. There's just no way to port a PS2 game to a hand-held console. While it does look vaguely like its papa, Red Faction plays like a... well, it doesn't really play. It runs at something like 10 FPS... until you try to use a weapon, and then it drops to about 1 FPS. Seriously, it's more like a crappy slideshow of a game.

      There's hardly a point in executing tricks when everything looks like a blob of pixels regardless.

      The narrow screen made it annoying to play, and graphically the levels were sparse and boring.

      Their failure is most definatly not from lack of pre-release information. I guess they decided that they knew what we wanted more than we did. Miyamoto can pull that off occasionally, but let's not press out luck...

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    3. Re:Opinion is just as baseless. by Babbster · · Score: 2, Interesting
      By that logic, people should have gone for test drives in Corvairs before deciding they were unsafe. Or perhaps I should have played Custer's Revenge before deciding the concept was offensive. I can't believe I didn't go to the theater and spend $9 on Gigli!

      Product reviews exist so that people don't always have to waste time and money on something they find out later is crap. Because of reviews, I didn't have to waste money buying Daikatana when it came out, nor did I run out to buy a Yugo.

      Of course, there's always the possibility that I'll disagree with a review, and if the product getting a bad review still interests me I might find a way to give it a try, or perhaps even defy the reviews and just buy it. If I do like it, that doesn't mean that the reviewer's opinion was "baseless" or that I shouldn't pay any attention to reviews in the future. What it means is that people have differing tastes.

    4. Re:Opinion is just as baseless. by pmz · · Score: 1

      Well, there you go, the informed masses have spoken.

      It can't be ignored that video gaming is essentially part of pop culture for 12-year-olds. A well-formed argument from a gaming scholar is as influential as a knee-jerk opinion from an Entertainment Tonight quack.

      This is one area where Nintendo has historically done well. Regardless of technological aspects of the NES/SNES/N64/GC, they strive to make it really cool and interesting, first, and use all sorts of marketing tools from Nintendo Power to flagship characters like Link and Mario. Popular opinion is a fact of life in gaming.

    5. Re:Opinion is just as baseless. by ReverendBobtheJunkie · · Score: 1

      I have actually touched one, and using it as a phone DOES make you look like a dork. The game-swapping procedure and the stupid-huge price tag are what will be the ultimate downfall of this hideous pice of garbage, anyways.

      And Playing Tomb Raider on that thing is like trying to do neurosurgery with the Jaws of Life. Ugh.

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    6. Re:Opinion is just as baseless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's just upset cause the other N-Gage was sold in a different state then his and thus can't play multiplayer games.

    7. Re:Opinion is just as baseless. by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The N-Gage is just everyone's favourite whipping boy."

      So everybody was just making up the $300 price tag and the need to remove the battery to insert new games?

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    8. Re:Opinion is just as baseless. by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      But using the phone DOES make you look like a dork!

    9. Re:Opinion is just as baseless. by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      He's just upset cause the other N-Gage was sold in a different state then his and thus can't play multiplayer games.
      I haven't bought any games for my N-Gage, thought I have bought a GB/GBC emulator and I have also loaded on the free C64 emulator. It's a very flexible phone, being a Series 60 Symbian device. The last thing I installed on my N-Gage was the Quran. The thing before that, an Ogg Vorbis player.
  9. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obligatory Ctrl+Alt+Del Link :)

    Link 1

  10. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol, thanks!

  11. But it was a bad product. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The internet sure as hell didn't help, but it didn't single-handedly destroy the N-Gage. All the online presence did was magnify the customer response. It's easy to express yourself in a public forum, and it's easy for Nokia to listen in.

    Nokia should have *ASKED THEIR TARGET AUDIENCE* about it and taken their opinions seriously. Besides the game loading problem and the sideways talking: it uses an anti-widescreen format and has useless features (3D hardware is useless on a portable - games can't really be designed effectively for it). It also just looks dorky (look at the sexy Gameboy SP) and is a game machine from a company who has never published a game before. I could have told them just from looking at the "life-size" pictures that appeared in a few magazines.

    1. Re:But it was a bad product. by UfoZ · · Score: 1

      Um, the n-gage has no 3D hardware...

      It's all done in software rendering, hence the low framerates.

  12. The Internet has only changed the time it takes by Trillian_1138 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the Internet has only changed the time it takes for bad products to be viewed as 'bad.'

    "Back in the day" people might have bought lousy products initially, but after The Word eventually got out, people didn't continue buying them. Staying with the topic of videogames, the Sega Saturn didn't need the Internet to die. Nor did Virtual Boy (dear god, it didn't need help to die...)

    There have been topics in the past about how text messaging and cellphones are killing opening weekends for movies because the 'bad word' gets around faster. It's causing bad movies to be known for their badness earlier but, eventually, people will learn products aren't good.

    Even in the days before the 'net.

    -Trillian

    1. Re:The Internet has only changed the time it takes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Staying with the topic of videogames, the Sega Saturn didn't need the Internet to die."

      If today's internet resources were available in the mid-90s, I have no doubt that the Saturn would have lived a LONGER life.

      To those who understand that statement, congratulate yourselves.

    2. Re:The Internet has only changed the time it takes by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      > Sega Saturn didn't need
      > the Internet to die.

      It was not lack of quality on the hardware. It was not lack of quality on the software. It was not Sega's rivals. No, it was Sega of America, led by that Bernie Stolar moron, that killed the Saturn!

      They did not release in USA many awesome games (Radiant Silvergun, Grandia, Thunder Force V, Castlevania, the Sakura Taisen series, and a lot of shoot-em-ups), or the RAM expansion that allowed Capcom to make pixel-perfect ports of their arcade fighting games.

  13. Slightly off topic... by bluesnowmonkey · · Score: 1

    Ok, speaking of sidetalkin', am I the only guy fascinated by the one hot chick in the whole lineup? Guys?

    1. Re:Slightly off topic... by zenintrude · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hot chick? I could have sworn that was the dude from 3rd Rock From the Sun.

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    2. Re:Slightly off topic... by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

      Notice how on the fifth page, the trend-chasing, emo-glasses wearing wannabe's start to crop up?

  14. 3 weeks = 100$ price drop? What? by SDMX · · Score: 1

    I don't know what everyone's bitching about. EVERYONE'S going to own a N-gage in like a year...

    ...when the price drops to like twenty dollars.

    1. Re:3 weeks = 100$ price drop? What? by TonkaTown · · Score: 1

      It's already free (or very very close) with a pay monthly phone contract in Europe anyway.

      It's an interesting device even if you're not interested in playing games, it's the cheapest Series 60 Symbian phone on the market although the lack of a camera does diminish its appeal.

      As a pocket sized permanently networked computer it's certainly an interesting proposition.

  15. Wow, I was wrong... by WoTG · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before seeing the pictures of "Side Talking" on one of the sites in the article, I thought the N-gage concept was OK. I didn't realize how stupid the phone portion of the device was! I stand thoroughly corrected... it's hard to describe how shocked I am that a product like that could come to market - someone please tell me there is a standard hands free headset at least!

    1. Re:Wow, I was wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A stereo headset with hands free capability comes with the device. Nobody has to see you side talking even if you bought it for Tomb Raider and Tony Hawk.

    2. Re:Wow, I was wrong... by UfoZ · · Score: 1

      Well, the taco-phone concept is not a good idea, but the people on these pictures are going out of their way to look as stupid as possible... :)

    3. Re:Wow, I was wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of them don't need to go very far out of their way to look as stupid as possible...

  16. Lets obviate the fact ... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... that it does make you look like a dork.

    Because of course to be 12 years old makes you somehow completely "stoopid" and unable to have a valuable opinion about the aesthetics of a gadget.

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    1. Re:Lets obviate the fact ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Because of course to be 12 years old makes you somehow completely "stoopid" and unable to have a valuable opinion about the aesthetics of a gadget.

      Well... given the general herd mentality of 12-year-olds, I suspect their opinions on the aesthetics of a gadget really aren't worth all that much. I seem to recall (it wasn't all that long ago in my case) that if one of my friends' friend's cousin's girlfriend's dog said it had read in a magazine that it was crap - well, that was that!

    2. Re:Lets obviate the fact ... by casio282 · · Score: 1

      Have you looked at the side-talking site? I'm sorry, but those people need absolutely no high-tech help to look like dorks, they've got it quite well in hand on their own. Just as an iPod doesn't make a dork look cool, neither does an n-Gage do the opposite.

      I've seen a couple of real people using these on the street here in NYC, and it looks just fine, you hold it as you would a regular landline phone receiver.

      Not that I think this will succeed, at least not this generation of hardware. Their undoing will be the asshat design decision to require the user to open the thing and remove the battery to switch games. Huh?

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  17. The short answer. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Yes.

    The long answer: thers is none.

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    1. Re:The short answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhm, you might be dumb.
      one

      and

      two

      of course, you might be picky too. p3

    2. Re:The short answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your first pic makes me wonder if you are gay.

      Your second pic makes me wonder if you are blind AND gay.

  18. This is good, is it not? by image · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In fact, we're witnessing a defining moment in history that is indeed changing, and will continue to change, corporate markets forever.

    Never before has this been possible. An individual, at virtually zero cost, can now express their opinion about the acts of a corporation or their products. Prior to the explosion of the internet, the only "people" with a voice loud enough to be heard by the buying public were those that had enough financial backing to fund such a publication. That included a very short list of a) corporations, such as the one that is selling the product in question, and b) large media organizations, which are also corporations. The problem is that "a" is clearly and understandably biased -- as their only responsibility is to profit off of their own product. Unfortunately, so is "b", as the very economic viability of traditional media is co-dependent on the health of a commercial marketplace, and the advertizing dollars that support it, thus implying an inherent and unavoidable conflict of interest. While there remained the possibility that a subscriber-based review publication could remain bias-free, that only acts in the interest of those that are able and willing to pay for the unbiased report -- i.e., a small enough minority that it does not protect the general population.

    But here we have an environment in which a very minimially funded voice (i.e., a private individual) can easily make themselves heard to those who want to listen. Thus the tens of millions of advertising dollars invested by the product manufacturer can be trumped by pennies invested by the masses.

    In the end, what does this mean? It means that the corporation will be forced to adjust to a new market. Period. Sure, there will be court battles regarding free speach vs. trademarks and ip claims, etc., etc. But ultimately, the corporations that adjust fastest, rather than those fighting the customer, will sell more products and thus grow healthier and stronger than those that do not adjust. And those healthier corporations will be marketing products that are driven directly by consumer desires. This is a good thing for the consumer, is it not? Can you think of a counterexample, where the ultimate needs of the masses were better known by the corporation than the masses themselves?

    Note that I am not saying that there are not situations in which small, informed bodies can actually make better decisions for the majority than the majority itself. However, should those decisions not be relegated to a democratically elected body -- i.e., government?

    Of course, the trend of free, instantanious information dissemination across a broad spectrum of the internet tends to democracize corporations over time, thus further blurring the lines between the corporation and the government itself. A parallel, of course, being drawn with the advent of inexpensive publishing via the printing presses that drove the governments themselves toward democracy.

    And, like the risk of the democracy, the needs of the few can be lost in the desires of the many. So as corporations function more like a democratic government in the age of self-publishing, we can learn from the problems inherent in such governance when looking to the future problems we will face with corporations.

  19. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1

    Every single article about the N-Gage has the same fucking links to Penny Arcade. Enough already - everyone has seen the fucking comic. Just stop posting already asshole.

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  20. Sounds like... by Roland+Deschain · · Score: 1
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  21. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1

    Hey, we flushed out the one loser that bought an N-Gag!

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  22. Dorks, geeks; big deal? by MMaestro · · Score: 1
    'Using the phone makes you look like a dork.'

    Weren't people about twenty/thirty years ago saying that only nerds used computers, later followed by social outcasts on the internet? Weren't video games 'just for kids' less than twenty years ago?

    Twenty years from now, talking to all-in-one-watch-sized-PDA-GPS-positioner cell phones hybrids will be considered "dorky", using anything slower than a 1 GB/s to connect to the internet will be considered "old school", and kids who play play with Gi-Joe toys will be marked as "the next kid to snap and shootup the school."

  23. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yeah, that's a smart conclusion. You are a moron.

    First of all, of course I did not buy an N-Gage. Second of all, you forgot an 'e.' Third of all, use Slashdot's search function to look for all stories involving Nokia's N-Gage. Those Penny Arcade links have been posted plenty of times before. Why do you think you needed to post them again? I realize you may be new here so I'll cut you some slack. There's no need to link to those same Penny Arcade comics in every story about the N-Gage. Everytime there's a story about an XBox game, do you post a link to the Penny Arcade comic where they make light of the size of the original XBox controller? Come on, use your fucking head moron.

  24. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
    Yeah, that's a smart conclusion. You are a moron.

    It was a joke.

    First of all, of course I did not buy an N-Gage.

    Of course.

    Second of all, you forgot an 'e.'

    That was another joke.

    Third of all, use Slashdot's search function to look for all stories involving Nokia's N-Gage. Those Penny Arcade links have been posted plenty of times before. Why do you think you needed to post them again?

    I didn't post them, sahrss did.

    I realize you may be new here so I'll cut you some slack.

    Cut me slack how exactly? You didn't cut me any slack. You flamed me (as an AC) blaming me for something I DID NOT DO, and then added me to your foes list. Jesus, dude, if that's cutting me slack, then what's being harsh - slicing my throat from ear to ear?

    There's no need to link to those same Penny Arcade comics in every story about the N-Gage. Everytime there's a story about an XBox game, do you post a link to the Penny Arcade comic where they make light of the size of the original XBox controller?

    Once again, I DIDN'T POST THEM.

    Come on, use your fucking head moron.

    Maybe you should before blaming people for things they didn't do.

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  25. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1

    You are encouraging the posting of mentioned links and therefore are just as guilty. My statements stand.

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  26. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
    You are encouraging the posting of mentioned links and therefore are just as guilty. My statements stand.

    By that logic, so are you.

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  27. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1
    No I am not moron. I am DISCOURAGING the posting of links. Just because I am posting comments about them does not mean I am encouraging them. You're an idiot if you think that follows from my statement. Are you a woman?

    If I say, don't post these links. That is not encouraging people to post the links. If you defend the person who posts the links, that is encouraging someone to post the links. Honestly, you must be really stupid.

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  28. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
    Just because I am posting comments about them does not mean I am encouraging them.

    You don't understand human nature very well, then.

    You're an idiot if you think that follows from my statement. Are you a woman?

    That is completely sexist and very insulting. Perhaps we should explore why you are such a misogynist, hmm?

    If I say, don't post these links. That is not encouraging people to post the links.

    Not true. It also doesn't help the situation. You just end up looking like a whiney brat. Ahh, but you're new here aren't you?

    If you defend the person who posts the links, that is encouraging someone to post the links.

    Get it through your head: I wasn't defending them. It was a fucking joke.

    Really man, you need to seek professional help. You are completely insane.

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  29. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1
    I'm new here? Check your user id and then check mine.

    Thanks for playing but you lose.

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  30. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
    I'm new here? Check your user id and then check mine.

    Only this account is new. I've been reading /. since 1998.

    Thanks for playing but you lose.

    No, dipshit. You lose.

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  31. Re:Obligatory PA Links :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Only this account is new. I've been reading /. since 1998."
    I believe you! :D

    Although, no need for foul language!