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Bootsy Collins managed to combine all of today's SCO stories. He writes "The firm of David Boies, SCO's attorney in charge of their Linux IP cases, has announced their compensation (so far) from SCO: $1 million USD in cash, and $8 million in SCO stock. Keeping that stock price high until they can sell is clearly of some importance to Boies, Schiller and Flexner LLP. Given the cost of selling a $50 million convertible note to fund their legal actions, the actual cost to SCO is more like $17 million USD. Meanwhile, SCO CEO Darl McBride is saying that Novell's purchase of SuSE violates a non-competition agreement reached when SCO bought the Unix source, and thus is legally actionable by SCO. Over at the Register, they've noticed that SCO's latest SEC filings indicate how firmly they're putting all their eggs in the legal basket: the filings effectively say that 'SCO has already lost business from its loyal customer base, and it expects to lose more.' And finally, in response to a poor response to SCO's attempts to get Fortune 1000 companies to pay $699/server for 'Linux licenses' before the fee jumped to $1399, SCO has announced that the $699 discount rate will apply to the end of 2003. Hurry before time runs out again."

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  1. Yeehaw! A roundup!! by Limburgher · · Score: 3, Funny

    Git along, little stories, git along!!!

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  2. Good news for SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great to see a small company like SCO stand up to huge billion-dollar Goliath as Novell is, and remind them that an agreement is an agreement, and if you sign it, you better stick to it.

    Hope the lawsuit is successful and mormons from Novell are not allowed to outsource programming job to that German outfit.

    If SCO gets Novell to cash out, that's great news for Caldera Linux users and at least one vendor found a sustainable business model.

    1. Re:Good news for SCO by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm stunned this is still going on. SCO must be insane to think they can go to court with no evidence. Blocking discovery at every opportunity. Amazing.

      I can see it now

      Judge: So where is your evidence that IP has been violated?

      SCO: Your Honor. We cannot disclose this information otherwise everyone would know.

      Judge: How can we determine if IP has been violated without any evidence?

      SCO: Trust us your Honor.

      I give it two minutes in court before it's thrown out.

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    2. Re:Good news for SCO by mpe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's possible they don't want their evidence tainted in 'the court of popular opinion' so they choose to wait until their day in court to reveal it.

      Except that this isn't the way the court system works. It's a requirement that the plaintiff tell the defendent what the case against them actually is.
      The plaintiff can't simply withhold evidence on the basis of "the public might see it", since there are procedures for any documents submitted by any party not to be made a matter of public record. In order for this to happen a judge needs to be convinced that there is a good reason not to make such documents public.

      I'm just saying. I am not on SCO's side. I do think that there's a considerable body of 'popular opinion' out there that doesn't care if SCO is right or not.

      If SCO does not want to infuence "popular opinion" then they should not be issuing press releases. Let alone demanding money from third parties. Anyway their case with IBM is irrelevent to their copyright infringement and copyright fraud.

  3. Roundup? by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds like that's what they are doing to their bottom line.

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  4. Ticker Symbol by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone else have a Beavis 'n Butthead moment whn seeing the ticker symbol "SCOX"?

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    1. Re:Ticker Symbol by seanmeister · · Score: 5, Funny

      pretty much! :-D

      offtopic, but related to your comment: I work for a local telco, and a while back, the president was giving us the annual vision shpiel. He mentioned that the local cable provider was going to roll out dialtone service in our area, and that "penetration by Cox" was something we had hoped to avoid.

      It was all I could do to prevent busting out laughing, but nobody else seemed to catch it... sigh...

    2. Re:Ticker Symbol by adric · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's their crack legal team which does it for me...

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    3. Re:Ticker Symbol by Roofus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cox customers are so easy to harass!

      Hey, do you have COX at Home?

      What about COX on demand?

      I hear you've been a customer of COX for many years...

      There's a million of them!

    4. Re:Ticker Symbol by BoomerSooner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lol, I saw signs at a High School football game where the cheerleaders (too young & too hot for me) were holding up signs that said I (heart) Cox. I just busted out. Unfortunately I had to explain my low brow humor to my wife who was none too pleased.

    5. Re:Ticker Symbol by cwest · · Score: 2, Funny

      well there was a TV commercial in England many years ago (the early 70's I think) which had a full-screen picture of an apple (a Cox's pippin) and a voice over:
      "Feels good, tastes good. English cox".

      Only saw it once.

    6. Re:Ticker Symbol by kinnell · · Score: 2, Funny

      On a related note, I heard that Siemens used to have a customer support center in Staines, UK.

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    7. Re:Ticker Symbol by nate1138 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll go ahead and one up you:

      Prior to the Clearchannel buyout, there were two major companies in my city that owned radio stations: Dix communications, and COX. So of course the joke was that there was nothing on the radio but a bunch of Dix and Cox.

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    8. Re:Ticker Symbol by WalletBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      That reminds me of where I work. At my office, documents have cumulative yield abbreviated "cum yield". So there's always e-mails flying around saying "We need to increase our cum yield."

    9. Re:Ticker Symbol by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2, Funny

      Better still, a few years ago I worked for a major news agency who supplied financial and business news. We were writing software to search for information about companies and, whilst testing this, I discovered a Turkish company named Arcelik. Better still was the discovery that their parent company are named Koc Holding (google cache link). Those crazy Turks!

      I mentioned this to my girlfriend and asked her if she'd like a job at Arcelik (as an arcelikker perhaps). She replied that she'd prefer one that involved Koc Holding.

      True story.

      HH
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  5. Linux written to compete with SCO? by tuffy · · Score: 3, Funny
    "When (The Santa Cruz Operation) sold us the property, included in the property was a non-compete," McBride told IDG News Service. "Last time I checked, Linux was intended to compete with our core products."

    I think Darl is going to have to prove that if he wants to enforce that no-compete clause in the contract.

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    1. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by molarmass192 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The non-compete agreement prohibits Novell from directly competing with SCO's Unix-on-Intel business, McBride said.

      Linux Is Not UniX, any more so than BSD, BeOS, or MacOSX. Better double check the wording of that contract Darl.

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    2. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by prgrmr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Depending on how broadly the no-compete clause was written, if it covers linux, there's a chance the same would apply to NetWare as well, cause NetWare isn't Unix either.

      On the other hand, hasn't SCO changed their core products to litigation and (trying) to sell licenses for other company's software?

    3. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by willy134 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't think Novell is competing with SCO. SCO does not have a product (well one that is worth much at least) The only way I think Novell would be competing with SCO would be to file lawsuits against all things linux.

      More than that. IF SCO somehow wins and gets to charge everyone an enormous fee for using linux. Novell would just have to pay SCO, which I don't think is competion.

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    4. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by whome · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't see how SuSE competes with SCO's core business. As far as I know, SuSE has never sued anyone.

    5. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by jcknox · · Score: 5, Funny

      It seems to me that the only ones currently competing with SCO's business model are ambulance-chasing lawyers.

      Next round of news:

      1. SCO patents litigation as a business model; changes name to Tort, Inc.

      2. Tort, Inc. (formerly SCO) files suit on over 4000 law firms specializing in personal injury and workers' compensation cases, claiming patent infringement.

      3. Tort, Inc. sues US Senate and House of Representatives, claiming tort reform bills designed to threaten innovation and excellence in their product line.

    6. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by corbettw · · Score: 2

      Darl's an idiot and doesn't know what he's talking about, in general. But in this case, he's right. Any jury would agree that SuSE Linux does the same thing, and is intended for the same operaations, as SCO UnixWare. I doubt the non-compete says "you can't sell UNIX", it probably says "you can't sell products which compete with UNIX". Which SuSE demonstrably does.

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    7. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Probably not. It should be enough to show that it DOES compete - which would be trivial.

      IANAL, but I don't think that's the only thing it has to show. I believe that it would also have to show that by distributing linux, Suse/Novell are having a direct impact upon SCO's business.

      Given that Linux is freely distributed by a range of companies, it's hard to see how they can make that case. Also, I wonder how confusing it will be for the courts when they learn that SCO is actually a company that was established to try to profit from distributing someone else's intellectual property, which they had a right to freely distribute, but by using the funds from their IPO to purchase an older technology, they believe they can then prevent the company that originally sold the older technology from distributing the same free operating system that led to their successful IPO in the first place.

      Now it may just be me, but I've got a very strong suspicion that any judge or jury who was exposed to the arguments would actually laugh this out of court.

      "Nice try fellas, do you really think we are that stupid?"

      No, I think there are some very twitchy sphincters in Utah at the moment, so it's time to crank the FUD again and bring out the smoke and mirrors for another quick performance.

    8. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by ninejaguar · · Score: 2
      "you can't sell products which compete with UNIX". Which SuSE demonstrably does.

      As does NetWare.

      = 9J =

    9. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by wintermute740 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "When (The Santa Cruz Operation) sold us the property, included in the property was a non-compete," McBride told IDG News Service. "Last time I checked, Linux was intended to compete with our core products."

      SCO has a core product?! Santa Cruz Operation had a product. SCO has litigation. The difference between the two reminds me of the old anti-drug commercial. Picture of Santa Cruz Operation's upper management, with a voice-over "This is SCO" followed by a pic of Darl McBride and Company, "This is SCO on drugs... Any questions?"

    10. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by Pengo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "As does NetWare."

      thats the first thought that flew through my mind after reading Darls comment.

      Netware does a lot of the common tasks as UNIX ware:

      Runs oracle, runs mysql, pgsql, serves web pages, serves file sharing.

      Only diferentiation is the OS itself.

      They would have to be much more specific on what the terms of the non-compete. INAL , but it seems that if they can push a non-compete for SuSE , they can also get it for Netware as well as possibly some of the other products.

      My guess is they can't go after existing business that SCO holds or develop a UNIX operating system themselves... where technically Linux isn't UNIX, it's all going to come into the careful wording of the non-compete.

    11. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by MrResistor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And what about Netware? I'm no expert on Novell products, but hasn't Netware been running on x86 for ages? It certainly competes with "Unix-on-Intel".

      Given that Netware is Novell's core product, I very much doubt that Darl's claim has any basis in fact.

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    12. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by cpghost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't see SuSE competing with SCO's UnixWare either. Why would they?

      Actually wondering who is still buying SCOs products; with or without competition...

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    13. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by PygmySurfer · · Score: 2, Informative

      actually, NetWare is UNIX, in a way.

      "Novell began in 1983 intending to enable CP/M PCs to share an expensive hard disk.They soon realized disk costs were plunging, and files on the disk where needed to be shared. Not having the skills or time to write a network operating, Novell bought a license to a Unix kernel and based NetWare on that foundation. "

    14. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by whoever57 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think Darl is going to have to prove that if he wants to enforce that no-compete clause in the contract.

      The no-compete is there. Go over to Groklaw.net and you can read it.

      The question in my mind is: did the old SCO (now Tarantella) ahve the right to sell the no-compete to Caldera? In other words, is the no-compete still a restriction on Novell competing with Tarantella's products?

      I did not see anything in the agreement that allowed old-SCO to sell or transfer the no-compete to anyone else.

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    15. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by j-turkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Probably not. It should be enough to show that it DOES compete - which would be trivial.

      Problem is, Novell is already competeing with SCO. Netware still runs on X86. Sure, it's not the Unix market, but the NOS market...which is similar enough. In any case -- if/when SCO loses this Linux case against IBM, I don't think that they'll have much of a leg to stand on (no cash to go after Novell, and no assets to promise to a legal team).

      In any case, I'd be really interested to read the specifics of the non-compete agreement between SCO and Novell. Furthermore, I'd be more intersted to find out whether or not Darl McBride is actually telling the whole truth about the non-compete (given his track record of lying through his teeth about everything else).

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    16. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by j-turkey · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I am afraid that if you have a product that is not for sale that replaces a product that is for sale, you are in competition.

      You may be right in general -- but in this case, I believe that you're misinformed. The wording in the Novell/SCO agreement is very specific. It did not specify that Novell could not compete with SCO in the x86 market. They already do -- if Novell agreed to do so, they'd put themselves out of business.

      Read the text of the agreement at Groklaw.net. Essentially, the agreement stated that they could not use SysV Unix (the IP that Novell sold to SCO) to compete with SCO. Darl's argument is based on his contention that Linux contains enough stolen code from SysV Unix to warrant it being called Unix. Essentially, his non-compete claim is completely based on the outcome of the SCO Vs. IBM case (which, IMO is all bullshit). If SCO loses the IBM case, then they won't have a leg to stand on against Novell since the courts will have affirmed that Linux!=UNIX.

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    17. Re:Linux written to compete with SCO? by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Linux Is Not UniX, any more so than BSD, BeOS, or MacOSX. Better double check the wording of that contract Darl.

      We better start calling it GNU/Linux. After all GNU stands for GNU is Not Unix! This will make Stallman happy.

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  6. Thinking about this financially... by tekiegreg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well 17 million $ / $699 = 24,321 (rounding up remainders), can SCO find 24,321 users to pay for the Linux license? Chances are that there are 24,321 corporate workstations that will be paid for should SCO win, so unfortunately SCO wins at this point.

    But really, their image? Their likelihood of getting future products bought that they offer? Anyone in the Linux community buying SCO after this? Tangibly this much money still makes sense, but intangibly I'd be concerned about the long term effect on SCO.

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    1. Re:Thinking about this financially... by MrResistor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I had a corporation w/ 100+ users, there's not a chance in hell that I'd pay $699 oer license, per user.

      Really? How does that compare to having those users on Windows with full installs of MS Office, and connecting them to an Exchange server and maybe a few MS fileservers? I think you'll find it's about the same, and yet, somehow, corporations find a way to justify that everyday.

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  7. SCO news is good news, or is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just took a break from coding, and thought, "Gee, I haven't checked /. in a while. I wonder what's new with SCO today."

    THANKS for being my source of SCO drama!

  8. the dreaded SCO joke... by Dreadlord · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...before the fee jumped to $1399...

    Attention all SCO jokes posters, get ready to update your jokes by the end of the year, thank you.

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  9. Bootsy! by kurosawdust · · Score: 5, Funny
    Bootsy Collins managed to combine all of today's SCO stories.

    Holy crap! Funkalicious bass lines and journalistic know-how? Bootsy, I hardly knew ye...

    1. Re:Bootsy! by kmankmankman2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tear the root off, we're gonna tear the root of, tear the root of this sucka!

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    2. Re:Bootsy! by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 4, Funny


      I'm still waiting for George Clinton to weigh in. You know someone whose website has an intro that reads, "Welcome black, mellow-maggots, fellow-funkateerz, gangsta-tokeheadz and hippyfied-deadheads, to our brand spankin' nu cyber-haven-a-go-go!" is going to have a unique take on SCO.

    3. Re:Bootsy! by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      journalistic know-how

      Hello, Satan? Something was said on Slashdot today, and I'm just checking the weather.

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  10. SCO license makes a great gift for the holidays! by 4sheez · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that you can purchase the license until the end of '03, we have the perfect x-mas/kwanza/Chanukah/XXXXX-holiday gift for that linux nerd in your family Get one for mom, dad, the dog... Great stocking stuffer! plaque it up next to that resume before its too late and costs $1400!

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  11. A sad, sad tale that's far from over... by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Informative

    The air must be getting stuffy in Darl's bunker. Apparently, he'll be suing Sun and China next!

    Although if you think about it, a potential 1 billion users popping for Linux licenses at $699 apiece (but only if they act NOW!)... Gotta get me somma that SCOX!

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    1. Re:A sad, sad tale that's far from over... by yog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, they are planning to sue a large Linux user according to the Wall Street Journal (subscription required, I'm afraid, but you could try this printable view). Boies the lawyer claims that they will be suing a representative large copyright violator (Linux user) in the near future. That should teach all those deadbeats not to pay their SCO license fee, eh?

      The article also said SCO is giving Boies' law firm $1 million cash and 400,000 shares. I wonder when this turns into a conflict of interest for Boies, if not an SEC pump and dump type of violation.

      Amazing.

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  12. Posts over time by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This must be one of the most long-running Slashdot stories I've ever seen, and one of the most vehement :-) I wonder what a plot of stories/posts over time would look like...

    Simon

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    1. Re:Posts over time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Probably a lot like a timeline.

  13. What I like about this by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I just love the fact that SCO is now paying its lawyers with stock options. I can't wait to see the look on McBride's face when their stock tanks. One thing you never want McBride, is a room full of angry lawyers..

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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    1. Re:What I like about this by H8X55 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One Million in cash, Eight Million in stock... How much longer will the eight million in SCOX be worth more than the one milly in cash? SCO is actually paying for their lawyers with a diminishing asset. Brilliant! Most folks pay attorneys all they can cash, and finance the rest. SCO is paying all they can cash, and then substituting a commodity for the remainder, Over time this stock will drop in value (SCO knows this) and the eight million will be five million, or two, or half or none.

      Smarter than paying with a credit card.

    2. Re:What I like about this by fermion · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I am sure the stock transfer was negotiated to compensate for potential loss of value.

      What I am waiting for in the ethics hearing against the law firm in which keepping the stock price up is used as the motive.

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  14. Comments on today's SCO conference call by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 5, Informative
    I found these comments from the excellent GrokLaw site by someone who was able to get in on this morning's teleconference call set up by SCO. See here for where I got the comments from, as well as PJ's commentary on recent events in SCOville:

    Authored by: radicimo on Tuesday, November 18 2003 @ 12:40 PM EST

    Conference call just ended. I had a *1 for questions, but they just cut off the conference before things got too hairy, with a "We have no more callers". LIARS. Also, interesting how Dion Cornett was unable to ask his question. Makes me wonder out loud.

    1. They referred to SCOsource licensing as one of the contingencies that created the payment for Boies (really cagey about it too). However they also said that Microsoft in no way was funding the lawsuit. That is a patently untrue then, as MSFT has funded the SCOsource licensing.

    I think this one is really important to note. IF there ever is a securities fraud investigation of TSG, some of their comments in the call are patently self-contradictory, and if I was "allowed" to ask my questions these would have come out.

    2. Still seems that there are no other licensees besides MSFT and SUNW. I was going to force them to get specific about this and find out when Sun payment will be recorded, and if there were any future contingencies which would lead to additional payments by either.

    3. I wanted Boies to explain how the USL v. BSDI lawsuit gave them any legal standing. It doesn't, and seems to weaken it (IANAL).

    4. Compete versus non-compete wrt Novell. First UNIX is not Linux, so how are they competing with the letter of the agreement? Second, SCO legacy revenue is decreasing whereas this new partnership (word they used again and again) with a law firm suggests that their core business is now lawsuits. How is Novell competing with that (tongue in cheek)?

    5. Has OSDL contacted them about their use of the trademark UNIX, and why do they continue to use this trademark without proper attribution?

    The reason why SCO is able to perpetrate the FUD they do is because the press and financial community are not doing their research and asking the hardball questions. Things only got a bit tight when they got called to task on the issue of Boies payment and whether it was a contingency based on past or future actions."

    1. Re:Comments on today's SCO conference call by Chops · · Score: 2, Interesting
      (Yes, I know, I'm replying to a Groklaw comment via Slashdot. Well, Slashdot is where I saw it.)
      3. I wanted Boies to explain how the USL v. BSDI lawsuit gave them any legal standing. It doesn't, and seems to weaken it (IANAL).

      There's this bit from the article header (also on Groklaw):
      Catch that? ". . .our UNIX System V source code and our copyrights that were reaffirmed as a result of the BSDI settlement agreement." "without authorization or appropriate copyright notices".
      ... indicating that they may plan on arguing that some of the BSD-licensed code in SysV is "theirs", and that if it's included in Linux without proper attribution (which isn't entirely implausible) then they deserve damages. This isn't entirely valid (especially now that SGI has removed any duplication, infringing or not, between SysV and Linux), but it's better than what they have currently, which as far as I can tell is... well... nothing.
  15. The Novell Bit... by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Should be interesting. After all, Novell could argue simply that "Since we are buying a GNU/Linux company, and GNU means 'Gnu's Not Unix', blah, blah, blah".

    The burden of proof should (notice the "should", because the law may say different) be on SCO to prove that Linux *is* UNIX.

    If it is according to the law, then there could be problems. If it is not, then Novell's scott free.

    Just my $0.02.

  16. SCO by rf0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The legal action is also causing them to have problems hiring. I was called up by one recuriter/pimp and asked if I would be intrested in working in their call center. To this I gave a firm but polite no. HE then let slip that everyone he had spoken to had said pretty much the same thing.
    Oh well

    Rus

    1. Re:SCO by obsid1an · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let me guess. They wanted to pay you entirely in stock options?

    2. Re:SCO by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd say yes, definitely!

      Me: Good day, you've called hell, Satan speaking!
      SCO customer: Er, yes, quite... Uhm... Well... My UnixWare server crashed.
      Me: Hardware issues. Our software is so shit it doesn't cause crashes, just leprosy, STDs and the occasional appocalypse.
      SCO customer: I... see... So, what do you suggest?
      Me: How about replacing your hardware with something flashy? Tried using a Super Nintendo?
      SCO customer: What's wrong with you!?
      Me: I'm just out of maximum security prison after killing the last person who called me. Have you ever enjoyed the sound of a spinal column snapping? It's like music...
      SCO customer: *disconnects*
    3. Re:SCO by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


      > Let me guess. They wanted to pay you entirely in stock options?

      Heh, shares in future lawsuits.

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  17. Going after HP's customers... by dipipanone · · Score: 5, Interesting
    There was an interesting remark on the Linux Weekly News site about SCO's suggesting that they plan on going after HP's customers because they are covered by HP's indemnification policy.
    "They also made numerous claims that copyright-based lawsuits will be initiated against Linux users in "the next 90 days. There were hints that HP customers could be targeted, as a result of that company's indemnification promise - as had been predicted previously."
    It looks like IBM were extremely smart not to offer indemnification, despite the calls from the peanut gallery for them to do so, but I wonder how the people at HP feel, getting a good solid assfucking like this after they sponsored the recent SCO roadshow?

    IANAL, but I suspect now might be a good time to join in RedHat's suit against Darl and his crack smoking band of pirates.
    1. Re:Going after HP's customers... by linuxbikr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Just because HP is a 500lb gorilla instead of an 800lb gorilla doesn't make them any less dangerous to mess with. I have a feeling if SCO actually sues an HP Linux user that is covered under their indeminification policy, one of two things will happen:
      1. HP will back off and construe their indeminification policy in such narrow terms that it won't apply to the sued customer let alone anyone else. Questionable whether HP could withstand the backlash that would then ensue
      2. HP digs in tooth-and-nail and fights back with the same tenacity as IBM.

      It's bad enough to have IBM after you in a grudge match. Remember, IBM tied up the Federal Gov. in antitrust actions for the better part of a decade. A small fry like SCO stands no chance against legal endurance like that. Multiply it by two and have a pissed IBM and HP after you? I'd sooner round Cape Horn on a liferaft in the middle of a south seas gale than fight those two at the same time.


      Darl, remember men named Napoleon and Hitler who started two front wars? Remember which one of them succeeded? Take a hint from history and think about this...oh wait, you need a BRAIN to think!

  18. News? by stephenry · · Score: 4, Informative

    Put it this way: SCOX stock had been in free-fall for days (opened today around $13.5); after a phone-in, that was announced at 10:30pm last night, they declare that they will sue Novell; stock rises (now over $14.5).

    And this has been going on for months.

    Strange.

  19. SCO and BSDi Copyrights by BanjoBob · · Score: 3, Interesting
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  20. Lawyer in a Box by malia8888 · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the Article: The SCO Group has again extended its offer of cut-price Linux licences, this time until the end of the year - and possibly beyond. The UnixWare licensing scheme, announced at the beginning of August, set the price at $1,399 (828) per server for Fortune 1000 companies, but offered a special price of $699 for those who signed up before 15 October.

    The attractive feature of this software product is that it is bundled with a blue-suited lawyer-in-a-box.

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  21. Reminder: Paying the $699 opens you to suits. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Insightful

    SCO has announced that the $699 discount rate will apply to the end of 2003.

    Hey, the $699 troll was right, you cocksmoking teabaggers!

    Reminder:

    SCO is not suing IBM for infringing it's alleged IP. It's suing them for BREACHING A CONTRACT>

    Right now, most Linux users don't have any contractual relationship with SCO. But if you pay the $699 for their blessing to use Linux on ONE machine, they can sue YOU for failing to pay $1399 (or whatever price they pull out of their hat next year, or next century) for ANY ADDITIONAL machines you ever run Linux on. (Which could get problematic with Linux in settop boxes, PDAs, car disk players, etc.)

    It's REALLY NOT SMART to PAY them $699 to give them a license to SUE you.

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  22. Darl Named a top 25 CEO by jaymzter · · Score: 5, Informative

    CRN in a grand exhibition of both lack of research and insight has Darl McBride listed as one of the top 25 CEOs this year. My favorite quote is about us Open Source Communists:

    "It's like back on the farm where we had to break a new colt and try and tame them," McBride says.

    Now you know why Wall Street loves this guy. This is a glowing review of the man and his mission for Team Capitalism.

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  23. That should be trademarked man! by Chordonblue · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Gotta get me somma that SCOX!!" (tm) :)

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  24. There's No Free Lunch -- Or Free Linux by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Recent Press Release from, SCOX

    LINDON, Utah, Nov 05, 2003 /PRNewswire-FirstCall via Comtex/ -- The SCO(R) Group (SCO) , the owner of the UNIX operating system, today announced that Chief Executive Officer Darl McBride, will deliver a keynote address at the Enterprise IT Week/Computer Digital Expo (CDXPO) conference in Las Vegas on Tuesday, November 18 at 5:00 p.m. The conference and keynote will take place at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center.

    In his address titled "There's No Free Lunch -- Or Free Linux," McBride will present his perspectives on the prospects of free industries, SCO's suit against IBM, and why intellectual property must be protected in a digital age.

    "The Internet created -- and creatively destroyed -- great wealth. It also created a culture legitimizing intellectual property theft," said McBride. "When you defend intellectual property, you speak an unpleasant truth. People don't like to hear unpleasant truths. The alternative to this fight, however, is the death of an industry and thousands of jobs lost."

    McBride will also explore how the information technology industry - software, hardware, networking and services -- depends on money passing from one hand to another, asserting that the livelihood of engineers and developers rests on paid models, even as those developers donate time to free projects such as Linux. McBride will lay out his assertion that without paid software, there would be little or no free software. At the conclusion of his keynote, McBride will be available for media questions.

    McBride's keynote will be followed by a Town Hall discussion moderated by Jack Powers, conference chairman of Enterprise IT Week and director of the International Informatics Institute...


    What is the "Enterprise IT Week/Computer Digital Expo (CDXPO) conference"? Is it important?

    Why would they invite McBride to give him a platform from which to hurl his dispatches
    from the surreal and serial random threats? Comic relief?

  25. Non-compete by mindstrm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The non-compete, I'm guessing, would have been regarding the unix source code that was licensed (not sold) to SCO... which would make good sense right? Why would SCO buy the completel rights to it if Novell could turn around and compete with them using it?

    Of course, that has nothing to do with OTHER operating systems.. Novell has always been in the networked OS market, and using linux is hardly any differnet than using Novell's old stuff in that respect. Linux is not unix, as everyone except SCO is fond of saying.

  26. What I Want to Know by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...is the status of IBM's filings to compel discovery not just from SCO, but with companies investing in SCO.

    This could get particularly sticky if SCO's legal team has a strong financial stake in SCO and the outcome.

    Attorney/client privilege is pretty strong, but can it be pried apart if there is evidence of, oh, say fraud?

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    1. Re:What I Want to Know by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ..is the status of IBM's filings to compel discovery not just from SCO, but with companies investing in SCO. (snip) Attorney/client privilege is pretty strong, but can it be pried apart if there is evidence of, oh, say fraud?"

      Oh yes. There is a difference between advising a client and collusion. But I'm beginning to wonder if Boies and Heise and the rest have slipped across the line.

  27. The story of how this will end (spoiler!) by AwesomeJT · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO and IBM fight for years. Eventaully, SCO wins a few battles but by then most of the linux community has moved to kernel 3.0 which removed any offending code years ago. IBM has merged the AIX stuff to Linux without any offending code (of course, they're still running old 2.8 stuff). SCO lingers with a few large companies paying the lisc demanded of them (typical scare tatics apply). Eventually, SCO stock dips to penny stock levels and the lawyers cash out for nickles on the dollar and the lawyers start asking for "real money" instead of stock. SCO goes bankrupt (re-org). Flownders around for a few years trying to re-organize until they finally give up the ghost. SCO will eventually die but perhaps take half the computing industry with it. Windows becomes the unquestioned king of desktop AND server operating systems. Bill Gates declares himself God of IT and all systems must authenticate with the Master Server in Redmond. The world is cursed with rampant hacking, script kiddies, worms, viruses, and the like (someone thought trust-based security was a good idea). This all leads to a massive breakdown in society and the end of the world as we know it.

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  28. Boycott SCO customers! by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This crap has continued long enough. It's high time that we the people start punishing the people who use SCO software. Perhaps a nice on-line petition to send to SCO customers indicating that the undersigned will boycott their businesses until such a time as SCO desists in their nuisance behaviour, or that the business in question terminates all their relationships with SCO.

    The operative principle is a well understood one, that once you lose a customer (for any reason) it is very difficult to get them back. I don't think the folks over at SCO will change their tune, since it is apparent that they've put all their eggs in the legal basket. But, I really don't think I want to support SCO's customers with my money either.

    Incidentally, I'm also pushing at my work to discontinue supporting older versions of our application which run on SCO, and provide those customers a free upgrade path to the Linux based versions. This may be successful, for more than purely ideological reasons as well. I don't think it is a coincidence that when we ported the original SCO version to Linux over 80% of our support issues disappeared overnight on those deployments. This certainly helps my case, and is a non-scientific indicator of what garbage their product actually is, source owner or not,

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    1. Re:Boycott SCO customers! by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 2, Funny

      "This crap has continued long enough. It's high time that we the people start punishing the people who use SCO software."

      What, both of them?

  29. Got a license as birthday gift... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first time my parents care about my real hobbies and what do I get? A SCO license for $699.

    What can I do to reverse this? I don't wan't to hurt my parents.

    What will happen now since SCO knows my address? I don't wan't to get sued either.

  30. The historical importance of SCO by heironymouscoward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Guys,

    You are watching history in the making. SCO might look like an annoying pest, a cynical manipulator of the stock market, a bucket of shit without the bucket, but think about how future generations will view this.

    First, this is the first serious industry-wide debate about the legitimacy of Linux, as an open source concept, as a child of the GPL, and as an operating system. The simple fact that people are prepared to go to war (and this is war) over Linux raises it from a curiosity to a treasure.

    Second, this is of course about much more than SCO vs. The World, and future generations will place it in its correct context. Mainly, this is about Microsoft trying to ward off the oncoming Linux mammoth, unable to attack Linux head-on for many reasons, but unable to watch as it demolishes their market with an apparently unstoppable force.

    Thirdly, this is about the Old versus the New, on the one side the forces of "software is a product" and on the other, the forces of "software is a commodity technology". The period 1998-2003 saw software evolve from a rare and precious thing to something that is so cheap we simply can't build harddisks large enough any more. SCO and Microsoft are firmly in the "Old" camp, IBM and most of the rest of the world are in the "New" camp. You don't need to be a genius to see the inexorable grip that the technology cycle has on software, and the consequences of this.

    SCO lost before they started, that is clear. But this battle defines the line that must be crossed to move into the future. Stick with proprietary platforms, die. Move to commodity platforms, live and prosper.

    It would be a good time to sell your Microsoft shares too: $51 billion can disappear remarkably quickly when the money stops rolling in.

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    1. Re:The historical importance of SCO by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > The simple fact that people are prepared to go to
      > war (and this is war)

      I've seen war. This isn't it.

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    2. Re:The historical importance of SCO by Kenja · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tell that to my buddy who lost his server man. Did he get a parade? No, people spat on him when he got back form the last SCO development seminar.

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  31. It doesn't cover Netware or Linux. by roystgnr · · Score: 4, Informative
    Depending on how broadly the no-compete clause was written, if it covers linux, there's a chance the same would apply to NetWare as well, cause NetWare isn't Unix either.

    It doesn't cover either. The relevant line in the contract (as posted on Groklaw if anyone wants to read the whole thing) is:
    Seller agrees that it shall use the Licensed Technology only (i) for internal purposes without restriction or (ii) for resale in bundled or integrated products sold by Seller which are not directly competitive with the core products of Buyer and in which the Licensed Technology does not constitute a primary portion of the value of the total bundled or integrated product.

    In other words, SCO doesn't just have to prove that Linux competes with their Unices (which is probably true, at least on those computers which don't rely on new-fangled things like "USB" that SCO is still working on support for), they have to prove that the source code they bought from Novell constitutes a primary portion of the value of SuSE Linux!

    This is just more BS intended to prop up their stock price; don't bother paying attention until they actually start trying to pull this stuff on a judge, instead of their current backpedaling official stance of "We only have a contract dispute with IBM, and we've never threatened Red Hat with anything more."
  32. Re:Yeehaw! A roundup!! by Jeffery+McGrew · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rollin', Rolling', Rollin',
    Rollin', Rolling', Rollin',
    Rollin', Rolling', Rollin',
    SCOhide!

    Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
    Keep the stock price swollen,
    Keep them lawsuits rollin',
    SCOhide!

    Ignorance and Hubris together, Hell bent for treasure, Wishin' IBM was on my side.
    All the things I'm missin, Source code, money and lawsuit dissmissin', Are waitin at the end of my ride.

    Move em' on, Head em' up, Move em' on,SCOhide!
    Cut em' out, Paste em' in, Greek em' out, Show em' off, SCOhide!

    Keep movin', movin', movin'
    Though their dissaprovin', Keep them Unix users groanin', SCOhide!

    Don't try to understand them, Just Subpoena, sue and charge em', Soon we'll be livin' high and wide. My heart's calculatin', My new Rolls Royce will be waitin', Be waitin' at the end of my ride.

    Move em' on, Sue em' up, Move em' on, SCOhide!
    Cut em' out, Paste em' in, Greek em' out, Show em' off, SCOhide!

    Move em' on, Sue em' up, Move em' on, SCOhide!
    Drown em' out, Subpoena em' in, Cash em' out, Sue em' ALLLLLLL!!!, SCOhide!

    Rollin', Rolling', Rollin', Rollin', Rolling', Rollin', SCOhide!

    SCOhide!

  33. Why invite McBride? by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Why would they invite McBride to give him a platform from which to hurl his dispatches from the surreal and serial random threats? Comic relief?"

    "At the conclusion of his keynote, McBride will be available for media questions."

    Every time he opens his mouth to the media, IBM collects more ammunition.

  34. Re:Oh, for the love of God... by drakaan · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, welcome SCO's new neck-shitting overlords...

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  35. SCO stock as payment? by Neil+Watson · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The firm of David Boies, SCO's attorney in charge of their Linux IP cases, has announced their compensation (so far) from SCO: $1 millio USD in cash, and $8 million in SCO stock.

    Taking stock in the company you are representing as payment? Is it just me, or does that seem wrong?

  36. Lawyer Compensation by isoga · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...announced their compensation (so far) from SCO: $1 million USD in cash, and $8 million in SCO stock.
    So that would be $1 million then ;0

    NY tech stuff

    1. Re:Lawyer Compensation by wintermute740 · · Score: 2, Funny

      " ...announced their compensation (so far) from SCO: $1 million USD in cash, and $8 million in SCO stock. "

      "So that would be $1 million then ;0"

      No, that would be $1 million cash and $8 million in toilet paper.

  37. What competition? by Professor+D · · Score: 2, Informative
    Nice try, Duh-rl.

    Last time I checked, Novell was in the business of making a profit by selling and supporting products they own to customers.

    Therefore SCO and Novell are not anywhere near the same business space and the non-compete clause doesn't apply.

  38. Re:Oh, for the love of God... by Dav3K · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, IBM's lawyers are doing a great job so far in this litigation, but remember that it is NOT a foregone conclusion that SCO will lose. This is not the kind of issue I would want to be ignorant of and I feel it is our responsibility to keep reporting SCO's tripe and to consistently call it out for what it is, if only for a solid counterpoint to the analysts who continue to push SCO as a 'buy.'

    This is an important case because it is one that we MUST win. Suppose we lose, and a new Open Source operating system gets written to replace the IP'd linux. How long will it take SCO et al to pursue it with similar litigation? How ready will coders be to place themselves in the line of legal-fire? We have companies like IBM and Red Hat doing the heavy lifting for us now - how likely are they to continue down this path should they lose this case?

    Pretty bleak, and admittedly unlikely outcome. Yet pretty important stuff to most of us here. Hell, I know people who would walk away from computers in disgust should SCO win. Of course this is news, and of course it is reported on Slashdot! THIS is news that matters.

  39. Completely wrong analogy by burgburgburg · · Score: 2, Funny
    Trying to paint SCO as a lame horse is an insult to horses everywhere. Horses are productive, helpful animals who sometimes, through no fault of their own, come up lame. When their injuries are severe and causing the horses great pain, the animals are shot to put them out their misery.

    SCO is a malignant cancer. It needs to be surgically removed, irradiated, poisoned with Chemo.

  40. Re:Reminder: Paying the $699 opens you to suits. by SiliBelgian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think so. Here's why.

    If SCO gets smashed in court and can't prove that their rights were actually violated, they have nothing to say about any GNU/Linux code. All GNU/Linux code would be proven to be the "property" of whoever wrote it. In fact, they have been selling a product they don't own at all. I think that's considered to be a very bad case of copyright infringement, much worse than downloading a crappy Eminem cd of Kazaa...

    Alright, I know that SCO asks its 699? paying foolish customers to agree with a EULA that states SCO to be the owner of of GNU/Linux code...So what? That doesn't prove anything at all... If I steal an box containing 20 cell phones and start selling them around, I can't come up in court with the argument: "Gee, all my 20 customers were convinced that I was the owner of the cell phones, so I guess that makes me the rightful owner."

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  41. Lots of people don't make the connection but by TyrranzzX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you remember back to the 1500's there used to be stock markets where pirate ships could get funding to go out and plunder other countries' merchant ships. The risks were high, but the payoff was huge. Is this any different? The only difference is that instead of the stocks being taken out for biker gangs that take on big rigs, you've got one corperation trying to exercise it's ability to legally wrangle other corperations for money through an entirely different system much like a bully, but at this point it's at the pirate. SCO is the first legal-pirate (tempting to call them lepirates, ;) ) corperation; a corperation that adds nothing to society that uses strongarm tactics, extortion, blackmail, ect all given a hint of legality by their lawers lies and a couple patents and copyrights that are getting old.

    Microsoft will turn into one when they start going downhill, so will the RIAA, etc. If the RIAA can't make money by competition they'll just go back through the past 100 years of copyrights they have and start releasing them. Microsoft will pull all kinds of BS on the linux community if htey have to. Same with the MPAA, and any other monopoly that has sufficient stake in the legal system of the country they are located in that they can effectivly control it and a market.

  42. Better things to do by anachattak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hopefully, with the election less than a year away, David Boies will be getting really busy soon trying to sell his "contested-recount-prepaid-legal services" plan to the candidates and find somebody else's time to waste. You'd think with all his gum-flapping last time, he'd be in the forefront of the fight against electronic voting (let's be honest: the hanging-chad is big business for him).

  43. Re:Sweet! More SCO news! by Eberlin · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO vs. IBM Nintendo game? Of course not! It'll be a fighting game from Namco based on the Soulcalibur engine. All platforms will feature Boies (Finishing Move: Briefcase Bash), McBribe (Finishing Moves: Lying Bastard, Pump-And-Dump), Gates (Moves include: Trustworthy Backstab, The Monopolizer), McNeely (The Rising Sun, Big-Iron Swing), Szulik (Fedora Drop), and all the prominent players in the real game. Of course you'll have distro mascots in there, too, from Suse (Lizard Tongue), Mandrake (Resurrection Club), and even some agent-like dude with a red hat (Enterprise-Only Chop).

    Then there are the special characters exclusive to each platform:

    PS2: Linus (The Kernel Hack) and Tove (Royal Ass-Kicking)
    X-Box: Stallman (The Hacker Song) and ESR (Bazaar Twist)
    Cube: A Gnome (Foot Stomp) and the Ximian Monkey dude (The Evolutioner).

    And then maybe on a non-US release version, Alan Cox (DMCA Twister) can show up as an unlockable.

  44. The case for a link with Microsoft by heironymouscoward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is of course circumstantial, but here is the evidence that I have observed:

    1. Means: Microsoft's financial support, via 'licensing'.
    2. SCO's specific attacks that fall widely outside their original complaint against IBM, namely attacks against Torvalds, Stallman, and the GPL
    3. (Most damning) SCO's denial that MS helped them in any way
    4. Motive: MS are one of the few (only?) companies who stand to benefit from FUD surrounding Linux, GPL
    5. Timing: as soon as SCO's attacks began, Microsoft stopped theirs. Later, when the SCO case reached a plateau, Microsoft started again.

    If SCO were seriously interested in making money from Linux licenses, they would not (could not!) attack its very legitimacy. Instead, they would promote the system at the same time as they tried to claim ownership over it.

    It is true that SCO executives appear to also be involved in a "pump and dump" scheme but I seriously doubt this was the original or principal plan, it is far too risky. The inflated SCO shares are a bonus but not the motive.

    And Occam's Razor demands that one seeks the simplest explanation that fits a set of observations. Indeed, it would be very curious if Microsoft did not support SCO, morally and financially.

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    1. Re:The case for a link with Microsoft by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Occam's Razor is a risky instrument when litigation is involved. I'm sure Bill Gates goes to sleep every night praying SCO will win. But if Microsoft is directly underwriting this case, it is engaging in the sort of monopolistic behavior that causes Congress to fly back to Washington to pass a law against it specifically.

      I think that if Microsoft made an actual monetary investment in SCO, it is of the speculative sort. If I, as a company with fifty billion dollars in cash reserves, can spend less than a thousandth of those reserves and not only destroy my most dangerous competitor, but come away owning a sizable chunk of the company that just destroyed that competitor, why the hell not?

      As intriguing as your theory is, you're going to have to rework it without item three:

      3. (Most damning) SCO's denial that MS helped them in any way
      Sometimes a denial is just a denial. I mean, if I deny that I've been banging your mother all these years, I just might mean that I haven't.
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  45. Novell- Santa Cruz Operation Agreement by LightSail · · Score: 4, Informative

    Novell sold UnixWare to real SCO. Sales Contract stated that Novell and real SCO compete and that Novell would not use retained SysV rights to complete with real SCO. Novell was expected to compete with other products as long as they are not primarily based on SysV. SCOX is again blowing smoke, but what do you expect from Smoking Crack Outfit.

  46. Novell's reply by webwalker · · Score: 3, Informative

    Essentially, they say SCO is smoking the good stuff and not sharing;

    From the press release:
    "There is no non-compete provision in those contracts, and the pending acquisition of SUSE LINUX does not violate any agreement between Novell and SCO."

    They also mention that SCO hasn't bothered to call THEM.

    http://www.novell.com/news/press/pressroom/news_ br ief/archive/2003/11/pr03042.html

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  47. Someone pointed out to me. by Oriumpor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What is the purpose of licensing "model" that inflicts more cost onto users than an "equivilant" M$ license. Microsoft is the known competitor to linux. (not that there aren't others, but this is what I get from October memos/Constant M$ bashing across the geek spectrum) as I suppose is BSD in all it's iterations.

    Why would SCO present a model that would force a company to either A) move to M$, or B) move to BSD?

    For one reason, for most companies who made the decision to move to linux, the overwhelming reason was going to be license cost. (Stability, Security, and Professional development on the part of the IT staff probably played a role as well, but nothing beats saving hundreds of thousands of dollars in OS licensing to a CFO.) Now, nobody in their right mind would pay for what they already recieved for free, and in their minds LEGALLY for free.

    So, why is SCO doing this? There is only one reason, they started this whole legal BS to perpetuate a lawsuit for 2 years. Who actually purchased the Linux licenses from SCO? No one with any brains, that's for sure. They have made themselves a target, and gone after a cash cow. Hopefully the cash cow known as IBM won't be dropping them any change, as this is ALL they can be after. They certainly are no longer after DEVELOPING linux, so they sure as hell don't deserve ANY reimbursement in my mind. Besides, what do you get with that 700-1400 dollar license. Support? No. Regular updates? No. This business model is all about the benjamins, and they care nothing about the Linux users.

  48. I didn't know SCO had patented Unix by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    from thestreet.com: >> attorney-for-all-seasons David Boies to lead its (SCO) efforts to defend the company's patent portfolio

    Anyone taken the author to task for this little bit 'o misinformation yet?

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  49. Questionable Legal Fee Payment by fishbonez · · Score: 5, Insightful
    While not illegal, the use of stock options for payment of legal fees has come under fire lately because of the inevitable conflicts of interest and their association with recent corporate scandals.

    Richard Painter, a Professor at the University of Illinois who was an early proponent of the legal reforms now included in the Sarbanes-Oxley Act, wrote to the SEC recently. He stated that they should examine "conflicts created by unorthodox methods of compensating lawyers (particularly receipt of stock in lieu of legal fees and contingent fee arrangements such as the fee of over $30 million reported to have been earned by Time Warner's counsel in that company's merger with AOL)."

    Hopefully these types of arrangements will be put to an end soon. While I don't see an end to contingency fees (because that's how many people are able to afford lawyers), I can certainly see practice of using stock options as payment coming to an end.

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  50. Re:Yeehaw! A roundup!! by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can you get a version of "Danny Boy" that we can sing at SCO's wake?

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  51. How much would you pay? by mpitcavage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hurry before time runs out again.

    I'm holding out for the "Buy 1 licence get 9 free - Noncompliance Blowout Sale"

    -Karma neutral, but you'd better stop looking at me..

  52. Great article, but incomplete. by SiliBelgian · · Score: 2, Funny

    ADDENDUM:

    In an interview with Darl McBride later this day, the well-respected CEO of SCO also stated the following:
    The arguments of IBM in this conflict are clearly pathetic. I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what the IBM lawyers allege are illusions... They lie every day. The IBM lawyers, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies. In fact, I can actually say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that the infringers of our intellectual property have started to commit suicide under the walls of Lindon, Utah. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly. We have up to this date also received a total of 500 billion dollars in Linux licensing fees, and the revenue generated from our Linux Sales Departement is still increasing exponentially as we speak. Although our arguments are rock-solid, we can efficiently use this revenue in our ongoing battle with the big bully IBM. If IBM's lawyers are still planning to continue their lie and want to take us to court, I have only one thing to say: They are most welcome. We will butcher them."
    When asked for his opinion about the non-paying individual users of Linux, he replied: "My feelings - as usual - we will sue them all..."

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  53. Re:Why must it always come down to this? by Hypocritical+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    You must've typed that up on a Windows box.. you, uh, cock-smoking uh teabagger.. whatever that means.

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  54. Re:Yeehaw! A roundup!! by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    C'mon Jeff, you did an entire spoof piece called "SCOhide" and not once did you use "McBride" in the rhymes? Do over! :)

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  55. Slashdot and SCO == Microsoft and patches by BigGerman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Instead of a random vulnerability every couple days - round them up and release once a month. SCO Tuesdays anyone?

  56. Legal basis of non-compete by RevMike · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "When (The Santa Cruz Operation) sold us the property, included in the property was a non-compete," McBride told IDG News Service. "Last time I checked, Linux was intended to compete with our core products."

    I think Darl is going to have to prove that if he wants to enforce that no-compete clause in the contract.

    We don't know enough facts about the non-compete agreement to make a real judgement about the validity of this claim. Here are some factors that we need to consider.

    First, Novell continued to sell its NetWare product, so we know right off the bat that the non-compete did not apply to any OS on x86.

    Second, control of the definition of UNIX was transferred to the Open Group at around the same time. We do need to take into account that Linux is not UNIX. It is a system based on extremely similar principles and conventions, but does not conform to the UNIX standard.

    Third, Linux was just starting to make an impact beyond the dorm room in 1995. BSD was already established. It was probably forseeable that BSD and/or Linux would impact the market for SysV on x86.

    Lacking further information, we are left with impression that the agreement was likely ambiguous. Typically, when an ambiguity is discovered in a contract, that ambiguity is interpretted against the side that drafted the ambiguous clause. I would guess that SCO drafted that clause. Novell has no interest in it being there, so that would mean the clause would be interpretted as narrowly as possible.

    There are a lot of leaps here. We'll see how this actually works out.

  57. From Inside McBride's Head... by CandyMan · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think you are missing Darl McBride's point because you are not in his frame of mind. Since he alleges Linux contains lots of SystemV code, it is clear that Novell buying Suse and distributing Linux violates the noncompete clause.

    Not that I agree with the premise, but it does make sense from his point of view.

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  58. The !real! story of how this will end (spoiler!) by Slime-dogg · · Score: 2, Funny

    It actually goes like this:

    After Bill Gates declares himself "God of IT," the Master Authentication Server starts to consume all other pc's without anyone knowing. Those PC's become dumb terminals to the Master Authentication System. This continues on until one man write a small security program that checks all other programs for things like buffer overflows. This program becomes a part of the system, as the MAS consumes this last man's machine.

    The MAS, realizing that it has run out of pc's to consume, then starts consuming humans by turning them into batteries. These humans believe that they are in some kind of virtual world, where they play games like 'lightbikes,' and 'catch the glowing ball while trying not to fall off of the very thin floating discs.' Eventually, all but a small portion of mankind is enslaved.

    As time goes on, a new instance small security program is created, but it thinks that it is human. This small program then proceeds to attack the system through the massive numbers of buffer overflows, making it appear that this program has Godlike powers. He moves incredibly fast, flies around, and makes his lightbike break that stupid blueish wall boundry.

    The humans notice him, and start thinking that their dreams feel more real than when they're awake. They start to question the system, all the while the MAS is sending out security programs to try and stop these people from the realization. People start to drop out of the system, and fall back into reality.

    The reality that they see is rather bland, it is a lot more colorful than the virtual world was, and they notice that it's texture and bump-mapped too. There's a whole bunch of boxes around where they're sitting, and some sort of headset with goggles attached. Some people put the headset on and get trapped back in the system, but then immediately pop out of the system. They start to develop traits like the security program that freed them, but not as great.

    These people then go to the MAS headquarters in Remond, Microsoftdom. The constitution of the ancient land of the United States appears to have been used as wallpaper, but then painted over multiple times in varying hues of bright orange, blue, and red. They notice that the MAS computer itself has a plug, it didn't have the physical capabilities of producing anything. They pull the plug, and immediately the rest of the world pops out of the system.

    Some of the people die of shock, they were really pissed off because they were just one ring away from beating the computer in 'catch the glowing ball while trying not to fall off of the very thin floating discs.' Most of the people rejoice at the enhanced graphics of this world, and start to understand the nature of copulation again.

    In the end, the sky is blue, the grass is green, people are laying around naked, and the world is free of SCO and Microsoft forever.

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  59. Reconsider McDonalds by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I saw an article recently about McDonalds exploring moving to Linux for their point of sale systems. Of all places, the trial will be at franchise units in Germany. Now what was the name of that German Linux distro?

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  60. Re:Boycott SCO customers! Here are some tools! by hydertech · · Score: 5, Informative
    A boycott might actually have some positive effects. SCO, in a recent SEC filing, identified some of the "risks" involved in their operations. One specific risk mentioned was:


    We rely on our indirect sales channel for distribution of our products, and any disruption of our channel at any level could adversely affect the sales of our products.


    A first step toward a boycott would be to contact those distributors and let them know how you feel -- that you will not be doing business with them and will encourage your business associates to avoid them as well.

    To that end SCO provides a list of their distributors. Here are their US distributors:

    Avnet (formely Savoir)
    (Offices located in Phoenix, Az; Campbell, CA; and Atlanta, GA area)
    3950 Johns Creek Court, Suite 200
    Suwanee, GA 30024
    Phone: (800) 541-9801
    URL: www.avnet.com
    Email: Anne.Skelton@avnet.com
    All SCO Lines Available

    DTR Business Systems
    1160 Centre Drive, Suite A
    Walnut, CA 91789
    Phone: 800-598-5721 or 909-598-5721
    URL: www.dtrbus.com
    Email: sales@dtrbus.com
    All SCO Lines Available

    Seneca Data
    7401 Round Pond Road
    North Syracuse, NY 13212
    Phone: (800) 227-3432
    URL: www.senecadata.com
    Sales Contact: sales@senecadata.com
    All SCO Lines Available

    Tech Data
    5350 Tech Data Drive
    Clearwater, FL 33760
    800-237-8931, 75289 option 1
    URL: www.techdata.com
    Email:eengel@techdata.com
    All SCO Lines Available

    Terian Solutions
    7040 Empire Central Dr.
    Houston, TX 77040-3214
    Phone: 800-876-8649
    URL: www.terian.com
    Email:sales@terian.com
    All SCO Lines Available

    For those of you outside the US, you may find the distributors in your area by using SCO's list.

    Go get em!

  61. ah what the heck by koekepeer · · Score: 2, Funny

    if all else fails, we still have a hird of unix replacing deamons as a backup ;)

  62. Webservers by nightsweat · · Score: 2, Interesting
    One of the biggest uses of SCO is running web servers.

    Anyone know where we could find the top 100 web sites running SCO so we can write to them and ask them to please consider an alternative or bid our business goodbye?

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  63. Re:Boycott SCO customers! Here are some tools! by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 2, Informative
    Well,

    I guess since I threw the idea out there, I needed to take the next step.

    As an aside, searching SCO for customers does a pretty good job of listing some of the higher profile case studies, which are of course the best targets.

    Targets for what you may ask? try: Current SCO Customers Petition

    I'll also submit this as a new story, but just in case...
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  64. Re:Alternative defense by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes....In this case, the court is exactly the way we want this to go.

    IBM will splatter SCO. No doubt about it. Doesn't matter who the judge is, or how many appeals.

    IBM has more money, IBM has better lawyers, and IBM has had all the cards for the past 15 years (They have ALWAYS had access to the SCO source, the AIX source, and Linux source).

    No chance of a SCO victory---none whatsoever.

    And this BS they are pulling about discovery? If they keep up these shennangians, the Judge is going to be mighty pissed at them.

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  65. I am worried about the SCO lawyers by howlatthemoon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am worried that SCO's lawyers are going to be out of luck, poor guys only get 1,000,000 dollars and a capital gains loss when SCO tanks. How will they ever survive on that. They might not be able to get that new 5 series BMW.

  66. Actually by jeti · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually SuSE successfully sued SCO.

  67. Another article to add to the corral by sik0fewl · · Score: 2, Informative

    SCO Targets Major Linux User
    The SCO Group Inc. said Tuesday it would sue a major user of Linux within 90 days, as the company prepared to launch a new legal assault in its claims that the open-source operating system contains the computer maker's copyrighted code.

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  68. Stock options as compensation by dacarr · · Score: 2, Interesting
    As another user pointed out, this seems wrong.

    Let's expand - this is wrong. Remember all those dot-bombs that offered stock options as compensation, and promptly died in the late 1990s? Now we have something similar. Payment with stock options.

    SCOX is currently hovering around $15-17/share, but now they're filing lawsuits like McCarthy threw accusations of communism around. And at the rate they're going, they're going to discredit themselves and self-destruct, probably filing Chapter 11 in the process.

    Chapter 11.

    Funny thing that, Ch. 11. It's used for companies who can prove they have less assets than their debts. That's what bankruptcy is, you have more debt than assets, you'll never be able to pay it off, bang, discharged. But waitasec, SCO had that US$50M gift/grant/bribe/whateveritwas. They can afford it. Dismissed. Maybe. I dunno, I'm with everyone else here, SCO is dead where they stand, they're just buying themselves time so they can pay off the lawyers with the pump-and-dump schemes they're running.

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  69. Im not sure about that by Orien · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a common misconception, but it's not quite true. SCO hasn't refused to show the code to everyone. They have refused to show the code unless people viewing the code sign a Non Disclosure Agreement. SCO offered to show the code to Linus, and several other people who are involved, but they refused to sign the NDA so they didn't get to see it. I'm not on SCO's side of this, what they are doing with all this mess is immoral, but I can see both sides of the code disclosure issue. Linus says "If I sign an NDA, then you could sue me next time I try to right UNIXy code!", and SCO says, "But if you don't sign an NDA, there is nothing stopping you from giving away our code, or putting it into Linux." Thus the two parties are at in impasse. Of course there is still the issue that SCO doesn't want Linus or others to read the code. I have not read the terms of the NDA, but I expect they were ridiculously restrictive so that SCO knew that Linux would never sign.

  70. Noncompete? Not likely. by shystershep · · Score: 2, Informative
    • (1) A promise is unenforceable on grounds of public policy if it is unreasonably in restraint of trade.
    • (2) A promise is in restraint of trade if its performance would limit competition in any business or restrict the promisor in the exercise of a gainful occupation.

    That's section 186 of the Restatement of the Law (Second), Contracts (a summary of U.S. contract law). In order to enforce it's noncompete agreement with Novell, SCO would have to show that there was direct competition, that the competition was of the type comtemplated by the noncompete agreement, and that their rights outweighed all the nasty effects of the agreement (harm to the public, etc.). Considering that SCO is hardly in the software business at all anymore and the agreement concerned Unix (not Linux, no matter how the IBM suit ends up), this is just more SCO FUD.

    Yes, Darl, maybe Linux was intended to compete with your core products. But so what? Novell agreed not to compete with SCO's Unix business. What effect will Novell's buying SuSE have on SCO's Unix business? None.

    But I do have to applaud Darl and crew for keeping so many attorneys gainfully employed. As long as there are businesses out there as short-sighted and unethical as SCO, I've got job security baby! Now if only I could get my hands on some of those millions in attorney's fees . . .

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  71. The Crimson Permanent Assurance by whig · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did anyone else have this flash before their mind's eye while reading the parent post?

    For those who aren't Monty Python fans, he Crimson Permanent Assurance was a 20-minute skit that opened their film, the Meaning of Life, in which an office building hoists sail and sets off to wage piracy on the corporate landscape.

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  72. This is great! by eniu!uine · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait to see Darl McBride in one of those "if you've had a personal injury" commercials.

  73. An factoid not mentioned in the original... by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... or elsewhere, as far as I can see, is McBride's announcement of plans to identify a large Linux end user and sue them if they don't pay the licensing fee within the next 90 days (http://www.informationweek.com/story/showArticle. jhtml?articleID=16101193).

    ~~~ thoughts ~~~

    They'll sue an unnamed defendant for violating an unidentified intellectual property. Or so they say. The mouse realizes its roar isn't much of one?

    IANAL, but I have worked with an FBI agent with respect to online communicaitons. His take:
    A threat is considered an assault in every state.
    A threat of legal action in no way makes the threat legal.
    If phrased in terms of "If you do/do not X, then I will Y" it's extortion.
    If transmitted via the net, or by phone and can shown to be transmitted in part between different states, it's extortion by wire, interstate, and is a federal offence.

    I hope someone out there is watching what SCO does and is planning on going after their methods, other than those named by SCO as targets. Otherwise the only people claiming SCO was doing something wrong in the process of carrying out their tirade will be those defending themselves from it. That won't carry near as much weight.

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  74. Novell Officially Replies to SCO "Non-compete" by DDumitru · · Score: 3, Interesting
    In a press release here Novell basically says "fuck off".

    Novell Statement on SCO claims regarding a non-compete clause in Novell-SCO contracts

    PROVO, Utah Nov. 18, 2003 Novell has seen the November 18 InfoWorld article in which SCO CEO Darl McBride refers to a supposed non-compete agreement between Novell and SCO. Mr. McBride's characterization of the agreements between Novell and SCO is inaccurate. There is no non-compete provision in those contracts, and the pending acquisition of SUSE LINUX does not violate any agreement between Novell and SCO.

    Novell has received no formal communication from SCO on this particular issue. Novell understands its rights under the contracts very well, and will respond in due course should SCO choose to formally pursue this issue.

  75. Re:Yeehaw! A roundup!! by dipipanone · · Score: 3, Funny

    Something like this, you mean?

    Oh Darly Boy,
    The pipe, the crack pipe's calling,
    As once again, our stock is on the slide,
    It once was high, But now the price is falling,
    So pack a case because its time to take a ride.

    Oh IBM,
    They looked like easy targets,
    We thought they'd fold,
    And pay us just to go,
    And then their lawyers tore us all to pieces,
    And now this single crack rock's all that's left of SCO.

    So light your pipe,
    And recollect the good old days,
    When whorish analysts hung on every word,
    Because at last, your business rep is ruined,
    And everybody knows,
    You're just a stinking turd.

  76. Long Darl McBride and Chris Sontag Interview by tagishsimon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Long Darl McBride and Chris Sontag Interview dated 7:36 PM EST Tues., Nov. 18, 2003