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The Opus Interview
Brad1138 writes "MSNBC has an interview with Opus re: his return to Sunday comics. Some interesting/funny bits of info. It was also nice to see how many people loved Bloom County/Opus, they are running a poll and currently 94% 'loved Bloom County & will read "OPUS"'." Here's another article talking about Opus's Return to the Sunday Funnies.
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"Jackson's legal team is said to be encouraging him to consider a plea bargain, possibly an insanity defence that would allow him to serve time in a state mental hospital instead of jail."
Anyone seen the strip online?
Was he a puffin or a penguin?
Opus: Yep. Great guy. Can't understand a word he says, just like Bill."
I can understand Ozzy. You just have to "tune in."
Or was that "Opus" almost nothing like the one we know? And if the author can't write the character correctly, and put in things about Burke writing dialogue, why do the mock interview at all?
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Some of the old cast for sure, but I hear the negotiations with Bill are not going well. He got a raw deal the first time around: he was paid per word, and all he usually said was "Ack!" and "Thppt!" And Berke's trying to bring in some of the mutts from his new book, "Flawed Dogs", but apparently they're in a different union than the meadow animals. I just don't get all of this legal mumbo-gumbo-rambo.
Oh, man! Bill the cat has got to make a return. Aaaaack Thppppt!
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When Rob Malda was looking for a good wife, he figured out a way to tell if a prospective mate is a virgin or not. Whenever he saw a girl that looked all right he took her out for a ride on his moped. All of a sudden he would stop, unbutton his pants, and show her his tool. "What's that?" says he. "Why it's a pecker," the girl says. So then he would button up his pants. "You aren't what I'm looking for," says he, and back to town they'd go.
He kept on like that for several years, but all the girls gave him the same answer. Finally he found a pretty little waitress with yellow hair that worked in a hotel. Kathleen Fent was her name. They went riding on his moped, and when he pulled out his cock she just kind of giggled. "Why that's a tee-hee!" says Kathleen. Right then and there Rob Malda know she was just what he wanted. So he and she got married and they were both mighty happy.
About six months after the wedding, they got to talking about old times. "Honey," says Rob, "how did you come to call my tool a tee-hee, that first time we went riding?" Kathleen replied, "tee-hee is the right word for it and any other girl would tell you the same."
Rob shot back, "Oh no, out where I was raised they call it a pecker." Kathleen just laughed. "Shucks Rob Malda," she said, "them corn-fed Michigan floozies ain't been around much. Why everyone knows that a pecker is a whole lot bigger than that!
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A Calvin & Hobbes announcement similar to this would have made me much more happier.
Wow, I must be a total weenie- I got my copy of the post today and was nearly moved to tears by the return of Opus.
I can't wait to see what's going to happen to him...
"Opus: Who says there's money in comics?"
Answer: Scott Adams does, because you get to do nothing but slack off and make fun of people all day, but you are paid for it. As opposed to most people who slack off and make fun of people all day, but are paid for some other duty, like manager or peon or programmer.
I miss Bill the Cat, who was my fav toon when I was a kid.
Remember when he quit writing Bloom County and then started up a Sunday only strip called "Outland" (with the same characters)? How long did that last? 6 months, maybe?
I think the same fate awaits "Opus".
And when Onion magazine asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, his answer was simple: "Dad. The rest is frosting."
Boy, if that is not a ploy to tug at the heartstrings of the Deseret News subscriber, I don't know what is. But given that this is Utah, I am not surprised they chose that little nugget to end the story with.
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... Then Kathleen pulled out her pecker and violently sodomised Rob all night.
The End.
I can't stop thinking about the one when BtC had about a hundred smokes in his mouth and he's going Aaaaack Thppppt!
Geez that was funny stuff.
Because we are both attorneys and we both get tons of chicks.
Breathed was also interviewed in Salon last week, and in The Onion's A.V. Club in 2001. He gets to swear in these interviews, too.
This is the FIRST goatse link in this story!
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It's only alluded to in these articles, but Berkeley Breathed demanded that all the newspapers who carry the new strip give him a half-page slot. So we should be expecting great things, right?
I liked both of his other Bloom County series, but today's strip unfortunately underwhelms me completely.
Get off my launchpad!
The Austin American-Statesman also has a story about the return, recounting the incident with the Daily Texan which helped lead to the start of Bloom County.
...and this one is with the man himself... ;-)
Who are you? The new #2 Who is #1? You are #617565. I am not a number, I am a free man! Muhahaha.
Interesting that Breathed said he'd taken Bloom County about as far as it would go. I suppose if one looks at the comic as a linear narrative, that could be true--but it was also a running commentary on the politics of the time. Politics are always changing, new names and faces, new events, new history to be ridiculed. I see it as a tad unfortunate that he didn't consider keeping up a continuous semi-political cartoon; that part of Bloom County, having direct relevance to my world, was always my favorite. Perhaps he didn't want himself or the comic to be typecast.
;)
Still, a pity. I can only imagine what he could do with our current administration.
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I for one would like to offer a 34 armpit fart salute. Man the dandelions!
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I was like "those bastards, they finally cancelled it!" Then I found it on another page, read Opus and was slightly confused and amused.
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The Opus and Bill (by Delrina at the time) screensaver brough me hours of joy while they shot the little Toasters flying by with a shotgun.... The toasters had wings until Berkley complained/sued, and the toaster wings were changed in to helicopter toasters. :)
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It's not my favorite strip. It's the Simpsons of the comics I suppose. Crude & rude, and sometimes funny.
I guess I much prefer the fun and gentleness of strips like Mutts
I'm glad you're back, Opus. I've missed you and the whole woodland critter crowd.
Too bad the Hawaiian babe thing didn't work out.
Chip H.
Bloom County made the '80s tolerable for me, and I sure could have used it for the last three years of Dubya. Welcome back, Berke! Let's keep it up for a while this time, m'kay? Your legions of fans have waited a loooong time for this.
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Several months back I spoke with a friend, Suzie, that works in the comics section at the Washington Post. She ran into Breathed at a conference. Since they were both new parents, they talked about their kids. Suzie suggested that a new strip might be a great way to express his views about this new phase in his life. He agreed. Thus Opus
... was the best character, and the hacking storylines the only ones I still find funny.
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The latest Slashdot meme.
Shouldn't that be "America's Second-favorite Penguin?"
that I've no clue what slashdot is talking about. Usually I can decipher it somewhat, but this has me stumped.
Who is 'Opus'? The article goes on like I should have a clue who/what he/she is, but I've never heard of him/her.
Straight from the author. [berkeleybreathed.com]
-"It seems like you're trying to exploit a security hole. Would you like help?"
It's in my newspaper yesterday, I liked it. If you're really depserate you could buy a subscription to an out-of-town newspaper.
Or, you could maybe, you know, right a letter (yes on a dead tree) to your paper and politely suggest they carry it.
If you're feeling adventurous hand-deliver yor letter and tell them you'll never buy their lousy tabloid again if they don't include "Opus". Proceed to break down into tears right in front of them. You never know.
P.S. I'm not just being exceptionally cruel, I don't own a scanner.
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Gates and Ballmer are gonna have conoraries once they read about this...
:)
I always saw Opus and Tux as cousins...
+1, SP.
For those of your that don't have time to read the article, it's an essay on why it won't be funny.
I liked Bloom County the first few years, it go really bad and then to make it official they called it Outland, and every silly over the top idea was cast as precious, every joke an inside joke.
I think Breathed is a great talent, but maybe too full of himself? Or maybe I just don't get him.
On the bright side, newspaper comics are in such a sorry state he can't possibly hurt.
-pyrrho
MSNBC should retract that damn interview. It does include the "Parody" notice right beside the headline, but that is hardly clear enough. Wendell Wittler created the whole thing. Wittler wrote the dialogue for Opus, not Breathed. I really don't see how they thought a story like this was ethical. It's there to fool readers, and probably violates copyright.
...his co-runner was a dead cat called Bill...
Bill wasn't dead! (just brain dead)
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It's not often that we get something for free. I wonder which one is his mom... prolly the stinky penguin... wait.. they're all stinky. Who knows. They all look alike to me
my newspaper publishes the sunday funnies on saturday. I have to say I have never been much of a fan of breathed's sunday strips. To me he was at his best when he was doing serial stuff during the week in black and white. thats why Im disappointed that Opus is pretty much the same thing as Outland. In fact, if you go by the first comic, it seems worse, but I'll reserve judgement. When Bloom County left I eventually took solace in what was then called Robotman. (Its now called Monty, and the innocent character of Robotman, who was manufactured to sell toys originally, was gone).. Well, I'm starting to ramble, but what endeared those early cartoons was that Opus seemed to be the innocent naive straight man, just as robotman was. we identify with him, but we laugh at bill the cat, who is the cosmo kramer to opus's george costanza, if i can use a seinfeld comparison. Lately I've been reading "Arlo and Janis" which most people probably don't read or get but I find it's defeatist perspective humorous. Foxtrot is always decent as well. theres a few others like for better or for worse that i wouldnt admit to reading normally but hey im essentially anonymous. so what the heck, theres always a joke in that one. in fact, for better or for worse is one of the few comics that follows the original bloom county daily style (except in a serious tone).. Furthermore, I seem to be on a rant here, I didn't care for the way Berke Breathed's art has evolved. It's as if he's trying to work out a saturday morning cartoon deal with fox. oh well, im all ranted out, but thats where I stand on the subject.
Personally, I think that Opus is coming back to remind us of penguins before Tux. Opus thought that he was the "be all" and "End all" of penguin mascots. That all changed right after Opus Retired.
At that point in time, hardly anyone knew who Tux was, let alone that he was a Penguin. Fast forward 7 years or so, and all of a sudden (HA) Tux is the penguin mascot of the day.
Opus realizing that Tux has overtaken him has "America's favorite penguin", and now seeks to be reinstated.
Which leads us to the grudge match of the century. Geeks everywhere are going to have to pick their favorite penguin in the next Slashpoll.
Opus vs Tux in "Mascot wars"
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Why do we care? How is this 'news for nerds'?
From my local rag. But I agree with later comments -- It won't be right until Bill coughs up a hairball. Bill the Cat, of course, is the most creative comic character ever. Most animals are portrayed as heroic or clever (Garfield, Heathcliff, Grimm). Bill is the dud of a pet many of us have had at some point -- a lobotomized eunich who has embarassing things in his past, and messes the carpet.
Funny, but untrue.
When a devotee of show X has a plot continue into show Y, there's a good chance that said viewer will venture into the community of Y to follow the plot. I did that once with a Practice episode and decided I kind of liked Boston Public as well.
Essentially, it's a way of bridging two "universes" -- often in a way that could have been handled by having similar characters invented on the fly, but in a way that can lead one into the other universe temporarily.
My favorite example of this sort of crossover, actually, is the way the famous author Isaac Asimov combined his Robots series with his Foundation series. There, I imagine most fans of one were already fans of the other, so it wasn't a "come on" like on TV series, but more of a real sense of closure in the last years of his writing.
Mencken had it right. So glad that's old news.
Wasnt mentioned by anybody, but I remember this being a recycled idea.
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Now I don't feel so odd explaining my Bill tattoo to anyone, now I can say RTFSP! Happy, happy day!
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I really loved how he made fun of tipper gore's senator wife hearings on censoring music.
Went to get some items at the store today and by miracle remembered this was coming out so I bought the first paper I've bought in about 8 years.
A little pricy for one comic, but I liked it!
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