Some folks say that Willie Greene, Was the baddest muthafucka the world has ever seen. But I want ya to light you up a joint and take a real good shit and screw your wig on tight And let me tell ya about the little baaaaaad muthafucka called Dolemite. Now Dolemite was from San Anton' A ramblin, scamblin, gamblin little young muthafucka from the day he was born. Why the day he was dropped from his Mammy's ass, He slapped his Pappy's face And said, "From now on, cocksucka, I'm running this place." At the age of one he was drinkin whiskey and gin. At the age of two he was eating the bottles it came in. Now Dolemite had an Uncle called "Sudden Death". Killed a dozen bad men from the smell of his breath. When his Unc' heard how Dolemite was treatin his own Maw and Paw, He said, "Let me go check this little bad rascal before he go too far." Now one coooooold, dark December night, His Uncle broke in on Dolemite. Now Dolemite wasn't no more than three or fo' When his Uncle come breakin through the do'. His unc' said, "Dolemite, I want you to straighten up and treat your brother right, Cuz if you keep on with your dirty mistreatin, I'm gonna whoop yo ass till your heart stop beatin" Dolemite sittin in the middle of the floor playin, He said, "I see yo lips quivering Unc', but I don't hear a cocksuckin word your sayin." This made his uncle mad. He let off with a right that made lightin flash! But Dolemite tore his leg off. He was that damn fast. Now all the men in San Anton' gathered around that night. To see if they could do something about the little bad rascal called Dolemite. It took a hundred of the baddest, the boldest, the ugliest men in town, Finally rode Dolemite's ass down. Put him in jail, held him without bail. If you think his Mammy was happy You shoulda seen his Pappy. Now it's been eight long years since Dolemite's been fed. The average muthafucka woulda long looong been dead. Now the warden called Dolemite. Said, "Dolemite, I'm gonna tell you what we gonna do Now we gonna give you a dollar and a half and a damn good meal If you promise to leave us alone And get your badass outta San Anton'." Dolemite took the dollar and a half and the damn good meal. And said, 'I'm gonna tell you old, jive, molded, ancient, decreppid, muthafuckas how I feel." Said, "Ya'll can suck my dick, nuts, and ass down to the muthafuckin bone! Because I ain't never comin back to San Anton'."
I think it's time we all put our pipes down, get
off the couch hop in our cars and march to
brainwashington dc and enlighten this sorry
government of ours just how many of this
countries citizens are sick of their lies and
anti-marijuana propaganda. The fact is this
country needs a wake up call, nothing's going
to get done if we as a people don't act.
I have recently heard of this fungus that the people
in power are planning on using and lets say that it
will only effect marijuana and cocaine growing,
I don't think the fungus will just stop over a matter
of a few years, it will keep killing marijuana plants
over the space of decades therfore taking away any
chance of a future generation of people having a
choice to change things.
So all people who truly care about this unite against
the stupidity of our govt. and the people who don't
know any better than to belive what the govt. tells them.
It's time we educate those who are in the dark to the
uses of marijuana other than recreational use but also
enlighten them to the safety of using marijuana recreationally.
How about a march?
If you follow the above, you will never find yourself with a greased yoda like myself inserted into your anal cavity. Only the pawns of the devil even mention the anus. That is all.
MAJOR TOM IS ON TEH SPOKE!!!!!!111
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I'm gonna waste my other post for the next 24 hours to tell you.
It doesn't mean anything! TEH SPOKE only exists to make slashdot more interesting. The tRolls here are ON TEH SPOKE because they are the smartest and most entertaining posters. All the poeple that post serious comments are blowhards or idiots or just plain like to hear tehmselves talk.
I like to GET SOME SPOKE ON with some jelly! Oh wait, that's salad tossing I'm thinking of OMG LUNIX ON TEH SPOKE!!!!!
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lick my taint, bitches.
lick my taint
Don't you ever wash in here, you fucking heathen? You need an ass douche BAD.
Props to all my short and greasy anus-dwelling jedi niggas!
Also, my cock is HUGE, motherfucker.
go lunix!
Some folks say that Willie Greene,
Was the baddest muthafucka the world has ever seen.
But I want ya to light you up a joint and take a real good shit and screw your wig on tight
And let me tell ya about the little baaaaaad muthafucka called Dolemite.
Now Dolemite was from San Anton'
A ramblin, scamblin, gamblin little young muthafucka from the day he was born.
Why the day he was dropped from his Mammy's ass, He slapped his Pappy's face
And said, "From now on, cocksucka, I'm running this place."
At the age of one he was drinkin whiskey and gin.
At the age of two he was eating the bottles it came in.
Now Dolemite had an Uncle called "Sudden Death".
Killed a dozen bad men from the smell of his breath.
When his Unc' heard how Dolemite was treatin his own Maw and Paw,
He said, "Let me go check this little bad rascal before he go too far."
Now one coooooold, dark December night,
His Uncle broke in on Dolemite.
Now Dolemite wasn't no more than three or fo'
When his Uncle come breakin through the do'.
His unc' said, "Dolemite,
I want you to straighten up and treat your brother right,
Cuz if you keep on with your dirty mistreatin,
I'm gonna whoop yo ass till your heart stop beatin"
Dolemite sittin in the middle of the floor playin,
He said, "I see yo lips quivering Unc', but I don't hear a cocksuckin word your sayin."
This made his uncle mad. He let off with a right that made lightin flash!
But Dolemite tore his leg off. He was that damn fast.
Now all the men in San Anton' gathered around that night.
To see if they could do something about the little bad rascal called Dolemite.
It took a hundred of the baddest, the boldest, the ugliest men in town,
Finally rode Dolemite's ass down.
Put him in jail, held him without bail.
If you think his Mammy was happy You shoulda seen his Pappy.
Now it's been eight long years since Dolemite's been fed.
The average muthafucka woulda long looong been dead.
Now the warden called Dolemite. Said, "Dolemite, I'm gonna tell you what we gonna do
Now we gonna give you a dollar and a half and a damn good meal
If you promise to leave us alone And get your badass outta San Anton'."
Dolemite took the dollar and a half and the damn good meal.
And said, 'I'm gonna tell you old, jive, molded, ancient, decreppid, muthafuckas how I feel."
Said, "Ya'll can suck my dick, nuts, and ass down to the muthafuckin bone!
Because I ain't never comin back to San Anton'."
I asked santa for some lube in my "stocking". Thanks.
I am teh turd burglar!
I think it's time we all put our pipes down, get off the couch hop in our cars and march to brainwashington dc and enlighten this sorry government of ours just how many of this countries citizens are sick of their lies and anti-marijuana propaganda. The fact is this country needs a wake up call, nothing's going to get done if we as a people don't act. I have recently heard of this fungus that the people in power are planning on using and lets say that it will only effect marijuana and cocaine growing, I don't think the fungus will just stop over a matter of a few years, it will keep killing marijuana plants over the space of decades therfore taking away any chance of a future generation of people having a choice to change things. So all people who truly care about this unite against the stupidity of our govt. and the people who don't know any better than to belive what the govt. tells them. It's time we educate those who are in the dark to the uses of marijuana other than recreational use but also enlighten them to the safety of using marijuana recreationally. How about a march?
If you follow the above, you will never find yourself with a greased yoda like myself inserted into your anal cavity. Only the pawns of the devil even mention the anus. That is all.
I love you man.
I'm gonna waste my other post for the next 24 hours to tell you.
It doesn't mean anything! TEH SPOKE only exists to make slashdot more interesting. The tRolls here are ON TEH SPOKE because they are the smartest and most entertaining posters. All the poeple that post serious comments are blowhards or idiots or just plain like to hear tehmselves talk.
I like to GET SOME SPOKE ON with some jelly! Oh wait, that's salad tossing I'm thinking of OMG LUNIX ON TEH SPOKE!!!!!
It's the fristy ps0t for you fucking homos.
GO SCO/LUNIX!
bitch
When your only tool is some lube, every problem starts to look like a greased yoda doll.
plaese shove me shove me oh so good.
That is all.
Get it in you!
go SCO/LUNIX!
props to all my short and greasy anus-dwelling jedi niggaz!
and shove me where the sun don't shine. Praise Jesus!
SCO is going to be eaten by it's own lawyers. WORD TO my short and greasy anus-dwelling nigaz.
and goddamn smelly... would you quit with the mountain dew and cheetos already? DAMN.
I mean come on, how hard is it?
Beanie Linux
Tiara Linux
Jester Linux
Beret Linux
and those are just the obvious ones. Asshat Linux?