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Firefly: A Special Feature

Philip B. Gaines writes "Philip B. Gaines announces the completion of an independent multimedia commentary project, "Firefly: A Special Feature", a DVD based on the FOX television series created by Joss Whedon. A free examination copy of the project is available for those willing to provide feedback about this media experiment. "Firefly: A Special Feature" is a 3.5 hour multi-module review of Whedon's innovative space western series. The interactive review features a variety of interpretive and analytical components--all intended to further discussion of this seriously underappreciated show. The bottom line of the project is dialogue, not promotion. If you have seen "Firefly" before and found it intriguing--or even if you haven't--this project will make you think, argue, and perhaps even learn a bit. For "Firefly: A Special Feature", I have acted as writer, video/sound editor, and media producer, working with complete independence from the producers of the show or anyone else whose influence might bias the analysis. Plans are underway to do this kind of project again, so I would appreciate feedback on all levels. See the website for a formal description of the project Email pbgaines@pbgaines.com for a copy of the DVD."

239 comments

  1. It wasn't a good fit for FOX by EvilAlien · · Score: 5, Funny
    I liked Firefly a lot, and was pretty pissed off at the mental midgets at FOX for replacing it with that vacuous teen cop show. Admittedly, the teen cop show is a better fit for FOX and their viewers...

    ... don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the drooling mindless masses.

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    1. Re:It wasn't a good fit for FOX by BLKMGK · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I liked it too and don't even recall what replaced it . It wasn't a perfect show but I thought it had potential. A shame it was shot down after just a few shows. :-(

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    2. Re:It wasn't a good fit for FOX by UberOogie · · Score: 1

      Fastlane. That and Andy Richter were the last straws for me. I'm never watching a new show on Fox again.

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    3. Re:It wasn't a good fit for FOX by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Fastlane wasn't that bad of a show. The action scenes were pretty cool and it was very fast paced. The Andy Richter show was very funny, but I could never remember when it was on so I rarely watched it.

    4. Re:It wasn't a good fit for FOX by ibbey · · Score: 1

      Actually, the first (short) season of Andy Richter was quite good. It wasn't until the Fox execs "reworked" it for the second season that it sucked.

    5. Re:It wasn't a good fit for FOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fastlane, had a reasonably tolerable plotline with the occasional "out of the box" idea, but the action scenes did indeed rock. Plus, in digital widescreen the colors and general cinematography just made for awesome eye candy. I loved to just *watch* that show. If somehow fastlane could have been in high-def and not just 480P I would have recorded every episode just for the WOW factor.

  2. Re:Geez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You bet it's being paid for...paid for in eyeballs....yours and mine. Please mas'a, cans I have somemoe!

    stale news and ads....sounds alot like a candidate for lining the bottom of the birdcage.

  3. At warp speed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What was the last thing that went through the firefly's mind when he hit the spaceship's windshield?

    1. Re:At warp speed... by JAgostoni · · Score: 1

      Your face? Ha ha, ho ho, he he ... ba dum ching.

  4. From fan fiction.... by xinit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, I'm glad that this isn't a DVD with fan fiction style sex scenes and unplausible dialogue, but fan documentary? Is that any better?

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    1. Re:From fan fiction.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Oh, come on. Some fan-fictions are actually quite good. Consider, if you will, that every single Star Wars book is a 'fan-fiction'. The entire Thrawn cycle, all of the New Republic books, Shadows Of The Empire, ALL OF IT. The only official Star Wars stories are the ones that George Lucas puts out.

      Now, as for 'fan-documentaries', I haven't seen this yet, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was quite a good documentary. Who better to write about a show than one of the people who loved it?

    2. Re:From fan fiction.... by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Not really valid for star wars stuff. In order to legally use the star wars name and sell your book/story etc, it has to go through Lucas who ok's it. Which is totally different from fan fiction.

    3. Re:From fan fiction.... by xinit · · Score: 1
      Oh, come on. Some pederasts are actually quite good people. Consider, if you will, famous music stars, movie actors, and big name politicians who have sex with kids.

      Seriously, though, I'm no fan of your referenced proof of talent existing in the fan fiction world. As far as I'm concerned, I have yet to see anything well written that's fan authored. The Star Wars world books are hardly proof... they're poor writing that is deemed as official by the head Jedi... They're STILL poorly written.

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  5. Anything for FireFly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God i miss that show. Only 5(?) episodes and i was hooked. All the good shows get dropped and friggin family/friends situational drama's and lawyer/cop shows hang around. ANYONE ELSE SICK OF THESE PILES OF STEAMING FECES? I know network tv panders to the masses, but please keep some of the shows worth watching. Firefly was totally excellent from day one.

    FOX(or any other network) BRING IT BACK!

  6. Congrats! by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Congrats on working with a great series that should have had a bit longer time on the air for people to get used to it.

    And congrats on the free ad space ;-P

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  7. Re:Geez... by musingmelpomene · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mm. If it's wrong to want slashdot to have news instead of unpaid ads - then I don't want to be right.

  8. Dear slashdot editors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How many angry readers will you censor by modding them down until you realized that you placed a disguised advert as an article?
    .

  9. Extremely Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think this is fantastic. i envision how wonderful it would be to go see a movie and then be able to watch it again listening to the commentary of someone who's opinion i admire ....or just to hear the thoughts of someone i've never met on a movie that i am watching.....

    sounds very interesting!

  10. Why were you surprised? by Dukeofshadows · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I liked Firefly a lot, and was pretty pissed off at the mental midgets at FOX for replacing it with that vacuous teen cop show.

    You apparently haven't been wathcing Fox for that long then. These are the same folks who canceled Married With Children (probably the best satire of the American family ever on TV) becuase it wasn't "family-friendly" but who think that 7th Heaven and similar shows reflect actual American families.

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    1. Re:Why were you surprised? by Enry · · Score: 4, Informative

      Uhm...I'm not sure what you mean by that but:

      1) Fox doesn't show 7th Heaven. That's WB
      2) MWC ran for 10 years, which is a long time for any show. Not sure if it was cancelled or they just ended the series.
      3) Fox also shows the Simpsons, which is decidedly not family-friendly.
      4) Temptation Island, Joe Millionaire, "When X Attack!", "Strangest X ever caught on tape!"

    2. Re:Why were you surprised? by Otter · · Score: 3, Interesting
      1) At the time of its demise, Married With Children was by far the longest running sitcom on the air at the time. I'm a huge fan (I own a NO MA'AM t-shirt, for crying out loud) but even I would never contend they didn't keep that show on way, way past its prime.

      2) 7th Heaven is on WB.

      I think you need to watch more television!

    3. Re:Why were you surprised? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I thought MWC lasted 12 years. Either way, it is an eon in TV years. Few shows last more than one season, far fewer last five years, and fewer still last twelve years, it is a a statistical outlier at that point. By many accounts MWC simply got old.

    4. Re:Why were you surprised? by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      Fox also shows the Simpsons, which is decidedly not family-friendly

      How is the Simpsons not family-friendly?

    5. Re:Why were you surprised? by Otter · · Score: 1
      MWC ran for 10 years, which is a long time for any show. Not sure if it was cancelled or they just ended the series.

      It was cancelled abruptly (somewhat obnoxiously for a show that was so crucial for Fox) which is why the ending (Kelly's non-wedding) seemed odd.

      Temptation Island, Joe Millionaire, "When X Attack!", "Strangest X ever caught on tape!"

      "World's Scariest X" ... and Paradise Hotel! "Well, if that's the way she's going to the game, then that's the way I'm going to start playing the game!" God, I love Fox.

      Incidentally, this thread is why everyone should read at -1.

    6. Re:Why were you surprised? by October_30th · · Score: 1
      It deals with serious issues in a way that confuses your average family and offends those who are religious.

      That's how.

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    7. Re:Why were you surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you need to watch more television!
      There's a first. ;)
    8. Re:Why were you surprised? by ersgameboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm religous, and so are most of my friends, and we basically all agree that the Simpsons is one of the best, funnest, smartest shows ever on TV.

    9. Re:Why were you surprised? by jmauro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Married with Children was just cancelled. It suffered from out living the executives that put it on the air. Those who were in charge of the network at the time it was cancelled were 2 generations of executives removed. The new executives were trying to kill the show and started moving it around and the just randomly said there was no longer a viewership and axed it in between the seasons without warning. A number of the main actors found out over the radio and not from Fox its self.

    10. Re:Why were you surprised? by JAgostoni · · Score: 1

      but are you on the extreme end of religous? borderline fanatical? It's usualy only those sort of people that actually will make the effort to call up a network and start complaining about a show because they find it offensive.

    11. Re:Why were you surprised? by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1

      But we're talking Fox here. If someone finds it offencive, stupid, or boring, they renew it for another season, hence the proliferation of the "World's Scariest", "When X Attacks" series, and the fact that there's a second season of "Joe Millionaire".

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    12. Re:Why were you surprised? by Petrol · · Score: 1

      You forgot:

      5. Profit!!!

      Always happy to help.

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    13. Re:Why were you surprised? by jafac · · Score: 1

      Well, I bet when one of the main characters decided to "correct" the bible, that pissed off one of the conservative upper management types at FOX.

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    14. Re:Why were you surprised? by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      I'm a huge fan (I own a NO MA'AM t-shirt, for crying out loud)

      WHERE DID YOU GET THAT??? I want one sooo bad now, I didn't know they sold them.

  11. Re:Marketing... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Advertising pretending to be news... again..."

    If it's interesting to people, so what?

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  12. Firefly by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There were actually 13 episodes. The first 10 were aired in the states, while the last 3 were in the UK. Fox has to be blamed for its low Neilsen ratings since it aired the episodes out of order which probably confused the audience.

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    1. Re:Firefly by ispinstr · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you consider the pilot as 2 episodes "Serenity, Part 1" and "Serenity, Part 2", there are 15 episodes in total. Fox aired 12. The final 3 episodes aired elsewhere.

    2. Re:Firefly by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Well 14 if you consider Serenity as 2 episodes, which Fox aired as 2 episodes. If there is a 15th episode, I don't know about it.

      Check this out:

      In the USA and Canada, starting on September 20, 2002, Fox broadcast the episodes on Fridays at 20:00 (except for the second hour of the pilot which was shown at 21:00). The order was 2-3, 6; 7-8, 4-5, 9; 10, 14, 1; with 11-13 still unaired.

      The lucky English:
      In the United Kingdom, starting on May 12, 2003, Sci-fi broadcast the episodes on Mondays at 21:00 (except for the first hour of the pilot which was shown at 20:00). The altered episodes of the first season were shown in the originally intended order.

      Source: NationMaster.com

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    3. Re:Firefly by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      It also doesn't help that the show aired in a Friday night timeslot... which is pretty well the death knell for any new show.

    4. Re:Firefly by donweel · · Score: 1

      I live in Vancouver Canada so I am seeing this series for the first time. It airs on the Space Channel Monday 1800 pst. This is the best SF I have seen on tv for a long time. I would like to buy the series on DVD.

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    5. Re:Firefly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. Joan of Arcadia is cleaning up on CBS, and that's Friday night.

    6. Re:Firefly by Zed2K · · Score: 1, Troll

      It also doesn't help that the show was downright boring. I honestly gave it a shot and watched 3 episodes, but I was asleep after the first one. Chalked it up to just being tired and watched another episode. Found it just as dry as the first one but figured, hey...why not give it a 3rd try, 3 strikes kind of thing.

      By the 3rd episode I saw I said to myself, this thing is gonna be cancelled. Which sucks because I was looking forward to it. I didn't have any expectations except for it to be an entertaining tv sci-fi show. But it failed miserably.

    7. Re:Firefly by tntguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet you know the combination to the safe in episode #38. Admit it.

    8. Re:Firefly by jmauro · · Score: 1

      It's the death of any show on Fox. Since early in its run it'll always be interrupted by baseball.

    9. Re:Firefly by elykyllek · · Score: 1

      Space channel in Canada has bought the rights to air firefly. They are showing it in order and with the as yet unseen episodes included, I believe tonights episodes is one such episode. Thats Mondays at 9pm Eastern on Space(Canadian station).

    10. Re:Firefly by KnightNavro · · Score: 2, Funny
      There is no episode 38, silly.

      To open the safe in the pilot episode, they used a substance called "sticky."

    11. Re:Firefly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is sci-fi plagued with the star wars numbering syndrome?

    12. Re:Firefly by secolactico · · Score: 1

      It also doesn't help that the show was downright boring.

      I have to agree with you. The show had great premises, but poor execution. Usually by the end of the first 15 minutes I was bored and ended up reading a magazine or surfing the web and half paying attention to the show's audio in case something came up.

      Still, it's a shame it was cancelled. The show could have been improved, the actors/actresses were fine and you could grow to like the chars. Maybe a change of writer or director or somesuch (I know very little about tv/movies production). Besides, we have a serious lack of SF shows nowadays. The last thing we need is another L.A. Law or ER clone.

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    13. Re:Firefly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      15 Episodes if you consider Serenity as 2 eps:

      Serenity

      The Train Job

      Bushwacked

      Shindig

      Safe

      Our Mrs. Reynolds

      Jaynestown

      Out Of Gas

      Ariel

      War Stories

      Heart Of Gold

      Objects In Space

      Trash

      The Message

    14. Re:Firefly by sergeant_x · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its a shame you couldn't get past your prejudices concerning the accents. The dialogue was actually subtle and poetic, but did take a little patience to get used to. It reminded me of the first time I read "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress". Heinlein's invented dialect was an annoying distraction at first, until I let it fade into the background and it began to work its magic. If you're not taking this as an insult, you should try a few of the later episodes. There's some really cool stuff in this show. Its worth the effort.

    15. Re:Firefly by aknodle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought the show was slow until I watched about 4 or 5 episodes. My husband was really into it, so I was "forced" into watching it.

      What I really liked about the show (once I understood the characters and their motivations) was the rhythm that developed between the plot, dialogue and action. I had to become invested in the story in order to appreciate the speed of delivery.

  13. Hands down, one of the best... by humandoing · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...Science Fiction shows ever put on television (imho). At first, I didn't think I could get use to the "space cowboy" feel, but this show was absolutely fantastic. It was a much more realistic look at what a potential "space wandering" humanity could become (when comparing to something like Star Trek). The cast and acting was great, the episodes, plots, and storyline, all very intriguing. It still completely shocks me that Fox took it off the air. Several friends of mine and myself still wallow in frustration as to why it ever got taken off the air.

    I highly recommend picking the series up on DVD, available at Amazon Dec.9.

    1. Re:Hands down, one of the best... by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1

      I know it doesn't mean much, but production of Firefly the movie will start in 2004. Universal Studios bought the rights to the screenplay.

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  14. IMHO Firefly sucked. by leoxx · · Score: 0, Troll

    The show was only "innovative" if your idea of "innovation" is defined by Microsoft. Every aspect of the plot has been done before, and in the case of Star Trek, Farscape and yes, even BattleStar Galactica, done better. I can't think of a single aspect of the show that was new or different.

    1. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Atomic+Frog · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hey, I saw a couple of episodes. I have to agree.
      What's so special about Firefly?

      Different characters and scenery, but same ol' story. Been there, done that. Even Andromeda is better than that.

      I'll probably get modded down as a Troll by the authoritarian Slashdot regime, but what the heck.

    2. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I found that the biggest appeal of Firefly wasn't the plots, but how the characters building. To me it seemed as if they first tried to make it obvious who each character was, but then kept showing that each person was really much more complicated and then the interactions between them as well, and then it kept getting more complicated.

    3. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Slowping · · Score: 1

      Mod parent back up.

      Why the hell is the parent modded troll? I've never seen Firefly, and all the fandom on slashdot has me intrigued. But the parent poster has a point... what's so special about it? Instead of modding it down, mod it up and get someone to post a good rebuttal.

      Wouldn't that be the better way to win fans?

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    4. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I can't think of a single aspect of the show that was new or different.

      1. Unlike Star Trek, Farscape, and Battlestar Galactica, there was no sound in outer space.

      There are more differences, but I only need one to show that you didn't think very hard, so I'll stop there.

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    5. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by leoxx · · Score: 1

      Oooh, no sound in outer space! Good one, Golias! I guess we can ignore those more trivial things like plots and acting. I bow to your clear ability to "think hard" about stuff.

    6. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oooh, no sound in outer space! Good one, Golias! I guess we can ignore those more trivial things like plots and acting. I bow to your clear ability to "think hard" about stuff.

      Wow, don't you sound smart. Aren't you hot shit?

      Seriously, give it a rest. Your virtual dick swinging is really annoying to everyone over the age of 14.

      If you'd seen Firefly, you would know that it had a great deal to it that really wasn't like other sci-fi shows. They used handguns because they were more simple, and reliable, and pretty darn effective. There was actual political strife, and people needed to "have a job" to survive, as opposed to being a bunch of peaches-and-cream good-guys cruising around the galaxy.

      And there were moral dilemmas - ones that the main characters often resolved in a less-than-satisfactory manner.

      I'm not saying you had to "like it", but denying that it's different is pretty frigging impossible to defend. "It sucked" is way easier. And maybe it's true. It's hard to tell just based on half a season aired out of order.

      See, now, I could go on, but I've already contributed *so much* more than you to this conversation, and I don't expect you to come up with anything worthwhile in response to my efforts. So why should I waste any more time typing to a worthless little shit like yourself?

    7. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by kaisyain · · Score: 1

      I never watched it while it was on the air (a friend gave me copies a few months ago) but what I liked about it was the writing and storylines, which I felt were a notch above most other sci-fi on TV.

    8. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Golias · · Score: 1

      Like I said, I was able to come up with one example of how Firefly was different in about 2 seconds. A trivial difference, but I was just demonstrating that the original post was utter nonsense.

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    9. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What's special about it is not the genre. Any space-based sci-fi is going to have spacecrafts and futuristic technology. Saying "it's been done before" would be like looking at "Everybody Loves Raymond" and saying "How is this different from the Dick Van Dyke Show!?"

      What makes Firefly worth watching is that it's a well written, well acted, and well-directed show, featuring production values that were about as good as you are likely to see on TV, and story arcs which were entertaining to follow.

      That said, there were differences. Firefly paid much closer attention to physics than any TV sci-fi I've ever seen, and had a very rich back-story that easilly stands up against B5 or Farscape. It was certainly an order of magnitude better than either of the last two Star Trek series to emerge from Paramount. When the DVD set comes out next month, borrow it from a friend or something and see for yourself.

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    10. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by leoxx · · Score: 1

      Relax, buddy, I am not attacking your world views hee, this is a freaking TV SHOW. I asked an honest question: what makes Firefly "innovative"? Aside from the lame insults and overreaction from you and Golias, I got the answers I was expecting: not much. It's a western, only based in space. And before you freak out as I mentioned in the subject line, this is my opinion, feel free to have your own.

    11. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice backpedaling, genius.

    12. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Thag · · Score: 1

      But that's been done before, most notably in 2001: a Space Odyssey and 2010.

      And, most of the space science in Firefly was really really bad. They confused solar systems with galaxies, for crying out loud! Or "We snuck up on the space station by coasting in from a whole thousand kilometers away." There were other examples.

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    13. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by BadDream · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Like it or don't like it, thats for each person to decide. Firefly hooked me with the first episode aired in the us. Can you imagine anyone at starfleet running the badguy through a warp engine on purpose? The actors were settled in thier roles much better than any other first season show I know of. The characters backgrounds and motivations were hinted at just enough to make you want to know more about all of them. And when you found out more, it just made you want to find out even more. I actually don't watch shows much, and I certainly don't watch to reward 'innovation'. When I watch, I want entertainment. Sometimes that comes from novelty, sometimes familiarity. Sometimes lots of different things at the same time. The only thing I think sucked about firefly was its getting canned.

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    14. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by KnightNavro · · Score: 1
      I'm a huge fan, but I thought the show was great because it capitalized on innovations of previous shows. It took old ideas and made them better, like Blizzard does for computer games.

      The one big innovation I noticed was the heavy use of handheld cameras and the way they were able to move through the sets.

      Of course, as I read through the hype of the Battlestar Galactiga remake, I couldn't help but think that almost every one of their innovations appeared in Firefly.

    15. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by goat_of_wisdom · · Score: 1

      The difference was that the main characters from the shows you mentioned would never have have kicked the bad guy into the ship's engine and killed him on a whim. Firefly is unique among SiFi TV shows because it comes closest to recreating the version of Star Wars where Han shoots Greedo first. Throw in the great writing that brought us Buffy the Vampire Slayer and you've got someting very unique. A show like that deserves at least two seasons in a good time slot to catch on.

    16. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by leoxx · · Score: 1

      Again, NOT INNOVATIVE. That kind of thing has been done time and time again. I asked what makes Firefly "innovative". You yourself mentioned examples of where the basic premise behind the show originated. My "troll" still stands, despite the self-defensive insults aimed at me for asking "why". Firefly was capitalizin on the pent up demand for scifi on prime time television, but a western done in space is still a western, no matter how many space ships you put in it. I do agree with you that it deserved a second season though. Far worse derivative shows have run longer.

    17. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, there really isn't an authoritarian -- or even authoritative -- Slashdot regime. There does seem to be an entropic force of idiots who expect one to exist.

      It's fine that you didn't like Firefly. But to rant about how that makes you a martyr actually makes you a retard.

    18. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by sergeant_x · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For me what made it different, worlds different, than any other TV science fiction is that it actually had decent writing, well developed characters and something more humanly interesting to do than 'save the universe from the forces of darkness'. This was different because it was about an unheralded struggle to get by, something a little closer to home for most of us than the epic space opera we usually see. Not that epic space opera is bad, I'm just talking about what's different with Firefly, and what makes it special for so many of us.

    19. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Golias · · Score: 1
      But that's been done before, most notably in 2001: a Space Odyssey and 2010.

      A few other movies, too... but on TV it's unheard of.

      And, most of the space science in Firefly was really really bad. They confused solar systems with galaxies, for crying out loud!

      Uh, no they didn't. The opening dialog referred to "the system", and there are frequent references to "the inner worlds" or "the inner/outer planets", but it's clear from the context of the show that they are not speaking about a solar system, but using slang to refer to distance from Galactic Central Point (just as deep space is referred to as "the black"). Just because you got confused about what they were talking about doesn't mean that they did.

      And the space science in Firefly was the best on TV ever. A great example would be the episode when somebody disabled Firefly's engines. The ship did not stop; it kept drifting in the direction it was going.

      Shortly afterwards, when the ship was under attack, they decided to use Jayne's shotgun through the airlock, since it was the biggest weapon they had access to (the Firefly was an unarmed freighter ship). Since the shotgun needed O2 environment to fire, there was a very amusing scene of Jayne hanging out the airlock with his hand up the ass of a spacesuit in which the gun was enclosed, shooting a short burst of slugs through the visor glass.

      How many Star Trek episodes have you seen where ships come to a skidding halt when the warp engines fail? I'm sure I've seen at least a dozen. How often have sci-fi shows forgotten about simple things like the need for oxygen in order to burn gunpowder?

      Or "We snuck up on the space station by coasting in from a whole thousand kilometers away." There were other examples.

      A chunk of random debris the size of the Firefly, 1000 km away, would not be particularly alarming. Firefly was a small enough ship that it's plausible that such a deception might work, especially against somebody who's just looking at something like radar blips as opposed to the magical "Long Range Scanners - On The Bridge Display" of Star Trek. Even with a solar system, something as small as the Firefly probably would not be visible without a telescope at that distance. We are talking about over 600 miles here. Man-made satellites which are barely visible at night from Earth are much, much closer than that.

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    20. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by julesh · · Score: 1

      Unlike Star Trek, Farscape, and Battlestar Galactica, there was no sound in outer space.

      Good one. But I think Babylon 5 got there first (discounting the shadow-ship noise, which is explained suitably in one of the later episodes).

      But I'll give you something else to think about. If you ever try to write fiction at a serious level, you will come up against the following again and again: THERE ARE NO NEW IDEAS. So we just have to do our best with what's already been done.

      We take a situation which has been done before (i.e. a universe with numerous worlds in which some are technologically backwards while others are highly advanced), fill in some arbitrary backplot (there's been a civil war recently), create some characters (this is the interesting bit, and this is where firefly really shone, IMO), and give them some problems (being fugitives from justice is hardly original, but it works well... and that's just the beginning!). Then, for a TV series, throw them into more specific problems with each episode.

      This is standard plot construction. Its how almost everything is done. No, there is no single aspect of the show that is utterly original. But the combined result is...

      As an aside, a lot of similar shows, whether in the SF genre or others, seem to miss out the stage about giving the characters their own intrinsic problems. I'm thinking of shows like Star Trek (although a lot of the later ST episodes and the later series fixed this problem, think of the early TNG episodes and the original series...), a lot of police dramas or similar... basically anything where the same group of people go up against a different problem each episode. The examples in each genre that shine through do so because, I think, they have characters that have their own problems as well. Maybe something any aspiring TV producers need to think about.

    21. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Thag · · Score: 1

      In space 1000 km is right on top of you. I mean, good grief, Apollo 13 did the alignment for a return burn of 350,000 km by eyeballing it through the command capsule window. And, any chunk of random debris headed your way is alarming, much less a chunk of debris the size of a cargo plane. I mean, hello, 9/11?

      Also, gunpowder contains its own oxidizer, and therefore needs no additional oxygen to burn. That's why a glock can fire underwater (though probably not well). The soviets had a 20mm autocannon mounted on one of their cold war era space stations.

      Jon Acheson

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    22. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Golias · · Score: 1
      In space 1000 km is right on top of you. I mean, good grief, Apollo 13 did the alignment for a return burn of 350,000 km by eyeballing it through the command capsule window.

      "On top of you," perhaps. Visible to the naked eye? Not likely, unless you are either emitting or reflecting a lot of light.

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    23. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Thag · · Score: 1

      Radar.

      Jon Acheson

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    24. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Golias · · Score: 1

      Right, which we knew they had because civilizations who sometimes use horse-drawn carts always have access to advanced technology.

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    25. Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Thag · · Score: 1

      While you might not expect to find radar on a horse cart, you would certainly expect to find it on a spaceship or a space station. Especially a space station run by a wealthy person like Niska.

      Jon Acheson

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  15. By July 2003? by b-lou · · Score: 1

    The linked article is interesting but Mr. Gaines writes that his target date for completion is July 2003. Wonder if he intended that to read 2004?

  16. Fanboys on the front page... so its come to this by cryptochrome · · Score: 4, Insightful

    An "analysis" written by fans - or even worse, a fan - is generally guaranteed to be uncritical garbage. As far as I'm concerned if you're going to produce/consume masturbation material about a show/series, stick to fanfics stay away from slashdot. This seems like a good place to start for Philip and Hemos .

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  17. right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The extremely low ratings have nothing to do with the fact that the show was pure shite.

  18. Re:Marketing... by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

    Advertising is per se not interesting. If it were interesting it WOULD be news and thus no advertising would be necessary. The two are mutually exclusive.

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  19. FOX also canceled... by cnelzie · · Score: 5, Informative

    'Space Above and Beyond', which was quite an excellent SciFi show, it lasted something like one and a half to two and a half seasons before having the plug pulled on it.

    It used revolutionary (for television) special effects for the space scenes. If I am not mistaken, I believe that it was the first to use computer generated graphics for the entirety of the space scenes, from the large cruiser/carrier the space marines were using to the sleek starfighters that that marines were using...

    The stories were rather compelling as well. Especially with the whole back history of the clone warriors and the human-looking androids. It's to bad that they ended the whole show as it was beginning to really grow... (I feel that most shows take a good two to three seasons to really get their legs and start running...)

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    1. Re:FOX also canceled... by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1

      I love SAAB too, but they didn't stretch out the story for another year. Just like BattleStar Gallactica. Only on for 2 years because once they got to Earth, the storyline got boring.

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    2. Re:FOX also canceled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SAAB was terrible. The acting was hideous, and the ship combat was reminiscent of Battlestar Galactica's penchant for massive footage reuse. Their 'combatspeak' catchphrases became cliched after only a few episodes.

      The only cool part of that show was the hottie with the huge lips, Kristen Cloke. And only then because she was a hottie, not for any actual acting ability.

      Roar was better than SAAB.

      Babylon 5 was using all-CGI for space scenes long before SAAB.

    3. Re:FOX also canceled... by Feathers+McGraw · · Score: 1

      It used revolutionary (for television) special effects for the space scenes. If I am not mistaken, I believe that it was the first to use computer generated graphics for the entirety of the space scenes, from the large cruiser/carrier the space marines were using to the sleek starfighters that that marines were using... I think you're mistaken, because Babylon 5 predates Space: Above and Beyond.

    4. Re:FOX also canceled... by Ewan · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was also obscenely expensive, I read something like $2million an episode, just because of the special effects - the actors certainly weren't getting paid for it.

      Because of the high cost, you need a high viewing figure to support it, unfortunately a sci-fi show isn't going to get these kind of numbers.

      I guess today, 7 years later, the cost of all those effects would be much less, but I don't suppose there's any chance of it being picked up again.

      Ewan

    5. Re:FOX also canceled... by EvilAlien · · Score: 0

      I loved that show too. I wish they had a DVD collecting the whole thing like Firefly - The Complete Series.

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    6. Re:FOX also canceled... by October_30th · · Score: 1
      My problem with that show was that it was so single-mindedly concentrated on military conflict.

      After a while it just gets boring - just like Star Trek's happy-go-lucky future.

      Babylon 5 got the balance between grit and future utopia just about right. At least until the 5th season which was just outright cheesy with the ridiculous FOX-mandated buxom commander.

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    7. Re:FOX also canceled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *blink* Um, no. The show also had a lot of character development and also touched on issues such as faith (remember the comet episode)? To say that it single mindedly concentrated on military conflict is a serious misunderstanding of the series.

    8. Re:FOX also canceled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Babylon 5 wasn't ever a Fox show to begin with (it was syndicated) and anyway, the fifth season was on TNT. The new commander character in the fifth season was there because of a contract dispute with the actress who played Cmdr. Ivanova in the previous seasons -- they had to bring in a replacement at the last minute.

    9. Re:FOX also canceled... by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      That new commander character had a great cameo in Highlander, the series, complete with a great sex scene.

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    10. Re:FOX also canceled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no misunderstanding. The entire series blew rancid goat ass. Simple.

    11. Re:FOX also canceled... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Passport users? Oh, you mean everyone who uses XP because of that annoying bubble that keeps pestering you to sign-up until you do."

      Eh I don't think SAaB holds that trophy. But arguably it was the first show with CG effects that made model photography look like it was on its way out.

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    12. Re:FOX also canceled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're mistaken, because Babylon 5 predates Space: Above and Beyond.

      No, by "revolutionary", he meant "good CGI"

      While Lightwave was used for B5, it was utter crap - big, neon-plastic spaceships, in a neon-platic universe.

      At the time, I was an eager Toaster enthusiast - it was with much anticipation that I watched the B5 pilot. (it was like Christmas for me - my favourite platform finally being taken seriously by Hollywood) and I can't tell you how much I was let down when I saw it.

      When I first saw Space, Above and Beyond, I had no idea that LW was used for it's special effects.. in fact, until I read an interview with the SFX guys in VTU, I had no idea at all that they were using CGI for everything(!) - the level of detail was stunning, and while there were a few segements that were obvious CGI, most of it looked real.

    13. Re:FOX also canceled... by yuvtob · · Score: 1

      'Space Above and Beyond', which was quite an excellent SciFi show, it lasted something like one and a half to two and a half seasons before having the plug pulled on it.

      I loved that show too... Me and a friend of mine downloaded half the eps in horrible quality and the other half at better quality (from SciFi channel reruns), and we watch it once in a while and are always amazed at how good this show was...
      It is a shame that there's no DVD collection for SAaB, and I also remember seeing people look for the VHSs(!). For the american readers, I think SciFi still reruns it every year or so, so you might want to check it out.

    14. Re:FOX also canceled... by jafac · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Bleh!

      What a boring show.

      For a show with such a strong military orientation, it sure was unrealistic as hell.

      Were they fighter pilots?
      Or groud troops?

      If you're going to do a "touchy-feely" sci fi series like Farscape or Star Trek, you can afford to bend reality a bit.

      IMO - if you can't add a little "realism" to your sci-fi show, then don't bother producing or airing it. I don't want to waste my time watching another "touchy-feely" drama with a futuristic setting, that's going to be cancelled in less than 20 episodes.

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    15. Re:FOX also canceled... by EverDense · · Score: 1

      A few corrections to your post:

      1. Space Above and Beyond ran for 1 season (24 episodes)
      2. The Babylon 5 production crew were the ones that revoutionised SciFi special effects arena
      (it had been running a FULL two years before SA&B). They showed EVERYONE that you
      could make an episode using computer graphics without the $1Million price tag that star trek
      espiodes cost then.

      Space Above and Beyond was merely following in Babylon 5's LARGE footsteps.

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    16. Re:FOX also canceled... by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Babylon 5 was the first TV show to make extensive, regular use of CGI. It was mostly geeks in garages/basements fooling around with Lightwave, too. ;)

      In addition to all the space sequences, a great number of interior sets were also virtual, such as docking bays, the observation dome, and the main station length "outdoors" expanse. (Let's not talk about the transport shuttle tracks)

      Around this time, Star Trek was saying they'd never use CGI and would stick with their models. Now look at Voyager and Enterprise... ;) DS9 also tried to start copying B5's "epic continuous story arc" format in the later seasons. (Backoff, I said "tried to")

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    17. Re:FOX also canceled... by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Informative

      BG never "got to Earth." The show was cancelled, then resumed as Galactica 1980 or something, which was set on & above Earth, and 20 years in the putative future, but had only one of the original cast members, Lorne Grene. BG was canceled because it was too expensive to produce; the 1980 version had very cheap effects.

    18. Re:FOX also canceled... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Oh as if we really have met an alien yet....sheesh! Reality in scifi. A new concept!

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    19. Re:FOX also canceled... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

      I also left my statements as not necesarily the truth, in that I said 'If I recall...'

      So, without further adieu...

      How can you say DS9 copied B5's Epic Continuous story arc format?

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    20. Re:FOX also canceled... by schon · · Score: 1

      2. The Babylon 5 production crew were the ones that revoutionised SciFi special effects arena (it had been running a FULL two years before SA&B). They showed EVERYONE that you could make an episode using computer graphics without the $1Million price tag that star trek
      espiodes cost then.


      Not if you wanted it to look good.

      The CGI for B5 blew very large, stinky goats. Yes, it was amazing that these people pulled the wool over some people's eyes, but the plain truth is that the CGI sucked (I was a big Toaster fan, and wanted it to be good - but after seeing B5, I never mentioned that my favourite platform was used to make the special effects, because it was so damn embarrassing.)

    21. Re:FOX also canceled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SAAB lasted exactly ONE season (24 episodes) before FOX pulled the plug on it...

      Firefly was an excellent series... and FOX SAAB'ed it. At least it will be available on DVD and we may get a movie or two out of it.

    22. Re:FOX also canceled... by EverDense · · Score: 0

      Not if you wanted it to look good.

      The CGI for B5 blew very large, stinky goats. Yes, it was amazing that these people pulled the wool over some people's eyes, but the plain truth is that the CGI sucked (I was a big Toaster fan, and wanted it to be good - but after seeing B5, I never mentioned that my favourite platform was used to make the special effects, because it was so damn embarrassing.)

      That is just your opinion.

      Space Above and Beyond was basically a rip off of L.Ron Hubbard's Starship Troopers. SciFi for kids really. It cost about $2 million an episode. Whilst Babylon 5 was around the $800,000 mark.

      I don't remember being that impressed by Space Above and Beyond's CGI.

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    23. Re:FOX also canceled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look, they're letting children moderate on SlashDot now.
      How cute.

    24. Re:FOX also canceled... by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Star Trek's format has always been very episodic.. The Original Series, Next Generation, and the earlier years of Deep Space 9.. were all characterized by NOTHING ACTUALLY CHANGING. At the end of every episode (or perhaps multi-parter), things are invariably the same as when they started.

      Like think about TNG... at the end of the series, what has changed since the first episode? I mean REAL widespread changes? A few minor crew position changes.. Picard has his Borg memories to drag up every once in a while... Data has a centuries old head.. oooOOOOooo... but REALLY... it's still the exact same show. You could take virtually any episode plot from any season, and plop it into any other season, and few if any changes would have to be made.

      Babylon 5 shattered all this. A 5 year storyline was planned out from the beginning, including an outline for every single episode. Furthermore, JM Straczynski wrote somewhere in the vicinity of 80% of the episodes entirely himself... the depth, scope, complexity, and CONSISTENCY is simply breathtaking in the later seasons. Star Trek, and nearly all television shows, are essentially anthologies with the same characters and setting. Babylon 5 is a full-blown novel, with each season representing Introduction, Rising Action, Complications, Climax, and Denouement.

      Anyway, in the later seasons, DS9 started trying to tell a more continuous story, with the prophecies, wormhole and war against the Dominion and such. It did add more weight to the series' conclusion, but was a pale shadow of B5's galaxy spanning saga, IMHO.

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  20. Re:not to be negative but... by Milo77 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it was decent scifi and so a lot of slashdot readers were instant fans, myself included. the universe was not the sanitary one of star trek nor the mystical one of starwars. it was a universe where technology hadn't been humanities savior, and there was enough of it to see that it probably never would. the universe had limited resources: fuel, food, etc. the universe required the characters to be people who did what it took to survive. this allowed for them to be interesting characters without requiring they be jedi or android. the firefly's crew was made up of prositutes, priests, and even the captain killed at least one "bad guy" in cold blood. i didn't watch every episode, but the few i caught i really enjoyed.

  21. ick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'd hate to be your ISP b/c the bots are gonna make your inbox go boom real soon, aren't they?

    good work, though.

    ed

  22. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those 'angry s lashdot editors' have forgotten (or never learned) GIGO. When a site like this is used for ads and insider promotion, it's 100% garbage.

  23. Re:Human rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, this is not true. No matter how much I wish it were.

  24. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The commentary lasts longer than the actual television series! I thought Firefly was actually an OK show. Not great, but not trash either. It's definately better than "The OC" though. What a crock of shit.
    I don't get why all you geeks ejaculate for Firefly. I'll admit it was an interesting show, but not nearly as good as you all make it out to be. Personally, I think Andy Richter's show was 100 times better. On a scale of "The OC" to "The Family Guy", I would give Firefly about .2 * "The Family Guy".
    By the way, the scale is logarithmic, so "Andy Richter Controls The Universe" != 20 * "The Family Guy".

    1. Re:WTF? by azzy · · Score: 1

      > I don't get why all you geeks ejaculate for Firefly.

      I'll give you one reason:

      Jewel Staite

    2. Re:WTF? by fzammett · · Score: 1

      To each his own. I liked the astro-hooker chick better myself.

      Not that I'd turn Jewel down mind you, but if you saw me you'd realize that's not saying much. Or anything.

      Ugh. I hate myself.

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    3. Re:WTF? by phrostie · · Score: 1

      Yea, some people take TV too serious. ever listen to the people that watch daytime TV, talk about their shows, they're scary. FireFly was a break from all the flood of sitcoms. for that i will miss it. If they would bring it back i would definately watch it, but until then life moves on.

    4. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What really makes me want to stab myself is that I'm five years older than Jewel Staite. Hell, I'll pre-order my wheelchair now.

    5. Re:WTF? by KMonk · · Score: 1

      Family guy turned bad at the end, I can only take so much singing. I am a big fan of family guy, but that singing shit ruined lots of the episodes. And Richter was OK, but largely derivative. The thing about firefly was it was like a movie, and a pretty largely original premise.

  25. Can we get back on topic please ? by MojoReisen · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I liked the show , and thought that the dialogue alone was head and shoulders above ANY show (not just scifi or western) previously or currently broadcast, but that isn't relevant.
    Isn't the topic here the interactive multimedia approach to the show's episodes ? No one has commented on that yet.

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  26. Re:Human rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't you figured out yet that "human rights" and "freedom" is all doublespeak used to control people?

    People with power will do whatever suits them if it fits their agenda. If they are concerned with their image or maintaing illusions they will justify their acts with "human rights" or "they are attacking our freedoms" rhetoric.

  27. Nothin but Trash on TV tonight! by Doodleman3 · · Score: 4, Informative

    One of the unaired episodes of Fire Fly is on Space tonight at 8pm EST it's called Trash.

    Space is a Canadian Si-Fi\Fantasy Station.

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  28. Donate to a FireFly fan site by Apostata · · Score: 1

    ...so that I don't have to read about this dead sci-fi show every week on Slashdot. That's what imdb.com is for.

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    1. Re:Donate to a FireFly fan site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So submit things that are relevant. Biggest problem is that people gripe about lack of content but never contribute content so the noise-to-signal ratio on Slashdot is obscene.

      BTW, not sure how you measure things, but Firefly hasn't come up on here in a long time. Nice to see the "every week on Slashdot" exaggeration. Then again, guess some people have to resort to such things to prove a point.....

  29. Encourage your friends to buy a copy! by Marvin_Runyon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As seen with family guy, if a cancled series released on DVD gets a high volume of sales, producers start to catch on that they made a mistake .

    I know I'll be purchasing my copy when it becomes available! It really was an interesting show, a departure from the typical StarTrek/Babylon5 mushy sci-fi.

    1. Re:Encourage your friends to buy a copy! by julesh · · Score: 1

      It really was an interesting show, a departure from the typical StarTrek/Babylon5 mushy sci-fi.

      I largely agree with you. But you can call B5 many things, and 'mushy' ain't one of them.

  30. Re:MOD PARENT UP BEFORE /. EDITORS MOD IT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Due to excessive bad posting from this IP or Subnet, comment posting has temporarily been disabled. If it's you, consider this a chance to sit in the timeout corner. If it's someone else, this is a chance to hunt them down. If you think this is unfair, please email moderation@slashdot.org with your MD5'd IPID and SubnetID, which are "223afbdbfe40026722e9d4817c4441d6" and "165897e4d83112626fa5622faa1d3b01".

    hahaha.. how little i care about this...

  31. Maybe its just me by Stone316 · · Score: 0, Troll
    but I watch television shows for entertainment value only. I liked firefly when it was on, haven't really missed it since but I think some people read too much into these shows. They should take them for what they are worth, simply their entertainment value, nothing more.

    Fine, your a fan... i'm a trekkie but you won't see me preaching about the hidden meanings of an Enterprise episode.

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    1. Re:Maybe its just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Are you looking forward to the 3rd LotR film? Do you hope they will make a 4th Indiana Jones film? Do you have a favorite author/artist/musician/architect/poet, and if so, do you hope to see more work from him/her in the future?

      Or maybe it is just you.

    2. Re:Maybe its just me by Stone316 · · Score: 1

      You missed my point.. move along..

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    3. Re:Maybe its just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think he did - I just don't think you realize the implications of your "point".

    4. Re:Maybe its just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well of course, searching for meaning in an Enterprise episode is like looking for logic in a SCO lawsuit.

      OTOH, TOS has secret cabalistic knowlegde accessable only to a secret few chosen diciples who have been entrusted with the sum total of all human (and vulcan!) understanding.

  32. Re:Human rights by latez · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    PLEASE keep your pro-life non-sense off of this board, your pathetic attempts at rationalizing your dieing argument is worthless. Please read your diatribe to someone who gives a f$%^

  33. All 15 episode titles by ispinstr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Serenity, Part 1
    Serenity, Part 2
    The Train Job
    Bushwhacked
    Shindig
    Safe
    Our Mrs. Reynolds
    Jaynestown
    Out of Gas
    Ariel
    War Stories
    Heart of Gold
    Objects in Space
    Trash
    The Message

  34. Re:Marketing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's interesting to people, so what?

    Then it's still advertising. Slashdot is famous for disguised commercials which makes it necessary to teach the editors more responsibility.

    BTW... Editors here are busy modding anti-advertising comments down. In that turn they've probably modded you Insightful.

  35. Re:Marketing... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Advertising is per se not interesting. If it were interesting it WOULD be news and thus no advertising would be necessary. The two are mutually exclusive."

    Forgive me if in my sleep depraved state I misunderstand your point, but an advertisement can be interesting without it being mutually exclusive.

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  36. What's this spaceship stuff? by RomulusNR · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh damn. I was hoping for a documentary that exposed brain-dead MIT Media Lab dotcom ventures.

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  37. It wasn't THAT good by Servo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Call me crazy, but I felt the whole space cowboy theme was a little much. I watched it, but I don't feel the angst that so many fellow slashdotters feel for its removal. What I do share is the angst of what they replaced it with. They went from mediocre to just plain crap.

    Now when they pulled Greg The Bunny, that really pissed me off!

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    1. Re:It wasn't THAT good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well now that the space cowboy thing has been tried, do you think that Joss' next series will be about the gangster of love?

  38. Re:John 3:16, buddy! by October_30th · · Score: 1
    (See subj line for what JHV has done for you!)

    Uhhuh? And how do you know it's not just "vapourware"?

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  39. what is the difference between by my+sig+is+bigger+tha · · Score: 1

    (pop) culture and advertising? not a rhetorical question. i share people's irritation with advertisements showing up everywhere, but what we consume as entertainment is always selling us something. Talking about that is a good thing. I would trust a geek conversation about it more than one in most other populations...

  40. Firefly was innovative??? by vudufixit · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... not sure I agree with that one. I didn't feel I was watching anything special, and in fact it felt rather dull. I think the first sci-fi series to incorporate frontier motifs was Galaxy Rangers, which rocked the cartoon world hard for the two or so seasons it ran. I loved that show, and I thought it was great that there was some real violence in it.

    1. Re:Firefly was innovative??? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      did you watch Firefly?
      The show where the 'good' guy kicked the vilions henmen into the intake of his ship? or the episode with the torture? the people getting shot all the time?
      Man, if you need something more violent then that, please seek help!

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  41. Slashdot poll...firefly story....connect the dots by bodland · · Score: 1

    Hey....I detect some stealth marketing going on here.... Knock it off!

  42. Re:Human rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are so many things wrong with this ignorant post that it's hard to decide where to begin. Let's start with something that isn't in dispute, like spelling. There is no such word as "dieing." The correct spelling is D-Y-I-N-G, dying.

    Second, your use of the phrase "pro-life non-sense" indicates that you think the concept of preserving life is nonsense, and that humans have no intrinsic value. Think about what you are saying. By your standard, the value of life is completely arbitrary and may be adjusted to fit the latest societal trend or a tyrant's will.

    Third, this argument is hardly dying, given Bush's support of the partial birth abortion ban and the EU's urging that the US be less restrictive of abortions.

    Fourth, my argument is hardly worthless given points two and three. I may call you worthless, but you would probably disagree. However, given your disregard for the intrinsic value of human life, I will concede that continuing this discussion with you is worhtless.

    "Please read your diatribe to someone who gives a f$%^."

    No one forced you to left-click. You had a say in the matter, unlike an infant whose brains are sucked out before he is extracted from his mother's womb.

  43. Re:Fanboys on the front page... so its come to thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, nope. Sorry. Yes, fans *can* be rather blind in their love of something, but that does not mean that every single one of them is an uncritical mess. I have many things I love as a fan that I know damn good and well how badly they suck. It's only the loudest and the most rabid you hear, drowning out the silent crowd whose love for a show is no less but just more realistic. Who do you remember; the screaming fanboy who writes elitist "oh my god this is sooo kewl and if you don't like it you sux" reviews, or the quiet author of a webpage that has a huge informational libray and nice images?

  44. Re:I just want to say that THE WHO really suck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we may need those prosecution lawyers later.

  45. Just a *little* bias in the v/o by feelafel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a huge Firefly fan, and was pretty eager to see what this project would be like. Sadly, if the "What is Firefly" multimedia project that's available on the website is any indication, the project is going to be little more than a revisiting of a fan's favourite clips along with a voiceover filled with harsh invective and "woe is the world for the cancellation of Firefly!" mopings.

    The show was, IMHO, very unique. It took me a while to get around the mix of high and low tech, and I think it took the writers a while to work it through, too, but by the end of its run, it had done an admirable job of building a believable future society where frontiersmen had to do what was "right" without benefit of the law's judgement. I wish that the voiceover focused more on how the show espoused classic Libretarian ideals in an easily consumable medium instead of simply whining about how it was "the best show on television" and "too ahead of its time for FOX executives." The latter gripes are subjective and weaken any analysis of what actually made the show worth watching in the first place.

  46. A point about Whedon's writing by dionwr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is too bad about "Firefly" not receiving the support it needed from Fox, because I've noticed something about ALL of Whedon's series. The first season is just the setup.

    If there had only been one season of "Buffy," no one would remember it now. The first season has some good lines and is solidly done, but what made the show special was how Whedon developed the characters and situations he'd established in that first year.

    "Angel" was much the same. The first season set the ground rules, and then he started to screw with them.

    I enjoyed the episodes we saw of "Firefly," but what I really miss is seeing how it would get fiddled with, as the series progressed.

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    1. Re:A point about Whedon's writing by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      absolutly.
      The same goes with the Simpsons. the first season was alright, but not great.
      If Fox was the same company it was when it started, Firefly would stil be on the air.

      No surprise really. Once they got football, their whole attitude changed. I wish one of the other broacasting companies would get the damn sports, so fox could go back to taking chances.

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    2. Re:A point about Whedon's writing by julesh · · Score: 1

      It is too bad about "Firefly" not receiving the support it needed from Fox, because I've noticed something about ALL of Whedon's series. The first season is just the setup.

      Absolutely. But I heard a rumour that he'd got funding to make a movie of it. So we might at least see some of where he wanted to go with it...

  47. Re:John Allen Muhammad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lethal injection sucks. He deserves the chair. One with a dimmer switch.

  48. Re:Fanboys on the front page... so its come to thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, okay.

    See, the term "fanboy" has been twisted into yet another attempt to seem superior - it's now used on anyone who actually (god help them) likes something. I mean, heaven forbid, someone who "likes" Firefly were to write about it! It's instantly total crap!

    I mean, really. Please. Get the slightest shred of a grip on reality? By extension of your assumption, there can only *be* negative reviews, since if you like it, you're automatically an idiot.

  49. Mod parent up - Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by keath_milligan · · Score: 1

    The show was cancelled because it just wasn't that great. It didn't take watching more than the first 10 minutes to know it wouldn't survive. And this had nothing to do with any evil Fox conspiracies or not being family-friendly. Had the show merit, more people would have watched it and it would have survived.

    What producers and directors of science-fiction shows (apparently including Whedon) don't seem to get is that their potential audience wants big stories, large scale, photon-cannons-blazing action and adventure backed up by solid, plausible science fiction. The the first few episodes of Battlestar Galactica, a few episodes and story arcs from the various Star Treks have hit on this, but weren't able to sustain it.

    Unfortunately, what we seem to get more often is dull, inane dialog, pithy humor, sexual innuendo, fist-fights and character-worship.

    1. Re:Mod parent up - Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What producers and directors of science-fiction shows (apparently including Whedon) don't seem to get is that their potential audience wants big stories, large scale, photon-cannons-blazing action and adventure backed up by solid, plausible science fiction.

      You mean like the massive war scenes in the Firefly pilot which FOX refused to air until the series was already cancelled? Good idea, they should have thought of that.

    2. Re:Mod parent up - Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So film the Honor Harrington books and make a million!

    3. Re:Mod parent up - Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by sergeant_x · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually you've touched on exactly what I liked most about Firefly. The story of Serenity was about 'real' people. They weren't super-heroes in elastic suits fighting rubber suited aliens bent on human genocide. The stories didn't feature bigger and bigger weapons followed by bigger and bigger explosions.... (yawn).. How much of those do we need anyway. Firefly sustained and incredible hour of television drama on the simply premise of a minor engine malfuntion. That's drama. Admittedly, this draws a different audience than than the boom-boom action adventure stuff, and if anything, that's what Fox didn't get. They tried to sell it as some kind of kiddie show when it is just so much more than that. Look at the message boards. Firefly draws people of all ages, heck even girls like it! Just because this broke the mold on the epic 'splosions that you like doesn't mean it wasn't great, quite the contrary.

    4. Re:Mod parent up - Re:IMHO Firefly sucked. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "The show was cancelled because it just wasn't that great."

      well, that is certianly valid. I would in no way say you are wrong with your opinion.

      It had great plot, and a very nice continuing series aspect.

      Again, thats an opinion.

      However, you could take the best TV show ever, and bounce it around like fox bounced firefly around, and it would fail.

      Obviously, I enjoyed it. If it had been on for a fullseason, aired in order, and was on at the same time, and still failed, then I would admit it was too niche to survive.

      But there is no evidence that given a fair chance, it would have failed. or Succeeded.

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  50. One f'ing word: by AsimovBesterClarke · · Score: 1

    WHOOSH

    'cause I never heard it in firefly, but can't think of a single episode of the others where I didn't. And don't get me started on a 'near miss'.

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  51. Philip's Work Is Worth Whatever's He's Asking by superultra · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Philip was kind enough to send me a copy of his DVD project a week and a half ago, and while I have yet to finish watching what is unarguably a massive project, everything I've watched so far is fantastic commentary. He exhibits extremely strong character analysis (essential for any discussion of Firefly) and is acutely aware of a plethora of layered subtleties in the show that I somehow completely missed, even having rewatched the episodes time and time again. Pay (if he's asking for money at all) whatever he's asking for material and/or S&H, because the project is well worth it. What I've watched of the DVD I've walked away from having an even greater appreciation for Firefly, and I didn't think that was possible.

    Hopefully someone "up there" (that is to say, Whedon) will notice Philip's exemplary work and integrate it into the mythos somehow, because it deserves nothing less. Highly recommended.

  52. DVDTracks: Also inspired by Ebert by Robotech_Master · · Score: 3, Informative

    You know, you don't have to do a DVD of your own to put in your own commentaries on films. The guy's site mentions he was inspired by Ebert's Dark City track--well, another idea Ebert had, and one that's even been covered by Slashdot in the distant past though I lack the time to dig up the URL for the story, is DVDTracks, a site that hosts do-it-yourself commentaries recorded as MP3s, meant to be downloaded and played simultaneously with the DVDs. I've even done one myself, for the Miyazaki movie Lupin III: Castle of Cagliostro , and it was great fun.

    There's a lot of other great stuff there, too. Check it out.

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  53. It was a WESTERN by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    Yes, both Westerns and space SF have been made before. Combining both in the same show has not, to my knowledge, and I doubt it had even been considered, being such a bizarre concept and all.

    By your criteria it's hard to think of anything that could possibly be considered innovative that involves actors talking and interacting.

    1. Re:It was a WESTERN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Roddenberry pitched the idea for the original Star Trek, it was supposed to be like a western. Don't know if he really meant that or just said it to sell the show. Don't know if he really lived up to that idea either.

    2. Re:It was a WESTERN by leoxx · · Score: 1

      Have you not seen Battlestar Galactica? By my criteria Farscape was an OK show that was entertaining but hardly "innovative", as well. Same goes for Star Trek: TNG/whatever and yes, even the slashdot's beloved Firefly.

    3. Re:It was a WESTERN by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      The working title of Star Trek was "Wagon Train to the Stars." Whedon was just more open about it.

  54. Firefly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone gave me a bunch of Firefly tapes. Am I the only person so uncultured and dumb to think the show was dull and the dialogue painful? (God, if you're going to use slang, you have to slur your words a bit in an accent.. you can't just use perfect English and throw in "ain't" here and there) Maybe the quality took leaps after the first season but boy was the writing bad.

    The only show worse was that one with the living spaceship and the astronaut who accidentally got bumped into another universe. If this is "quality sci fi" then good riddance.

  55. The only way I'm going to see any new episodes... by docbrown42 · · Score: 1

    ...is to "roll my own" and run a Firefly-based rpg. Notes available here.

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  56. Re:The only way I'm going to see any new episodes. by non_linear · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not too familiar with the Fudge rules, but there is a "western"-like space faring rpg in various incarnations:

    Classic Traveller at http://www.farfuture.net/
    GURPS Traveller at http://www.sjgames.com/gurps/traveller/
    d20 Traveller at http://www.travellerrpg.com/T20/

    easy framework to mod and expand on; lot's of material, fan based and commerical. my fave is Classic, 'cause I already have the little black books. two d6 is all ya need for Classic! ;)

  57. Re:Space Cowboys? I don't think so. by truenoir · · Score: 1

    Gosh, you'll have to inform the Japanese that stuff like Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, and Outlaw Star isn't stuff they should like (all anime, which, btw, Firefly has been compared to).

  58. Sci-fi never does well on TV by hellfire · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sci-fi is relegated to too much of a niche compared to other forms of entertainment. Movies can afford fantasy and sci-fi special effects but even there most "sci-fi" is a glorified action or war movie which people can relate to.

    People want to relate to what they are watching. A sci-fi movie or TV show can do well if you manage to explain the technology and the world without bogging down the plot and by creating a plot and characters people can get into.

    Firefly was too good. It created a whole new world, but it tried to make it familiar by throwing in a very very clever wild west element. It was so subtle it didn't seem camp, just a light seasoning that made me believe "hey, its possible!"

    The problem was it was centuries in the future, there is no America, no Russia, no islamic fundamentalists, and no cute teens agonizing over frivolous issues. Not enough people in the US like sci fi enough to make it successful beyond UPN or the sci-fi channel. It's a demand thing, and it sucks.

    And to be honest, its not because people are frivolous or stupid or just want the same old thing. It's quite simply because perfectly nice and reasonable people just don't relate to sci-fi.

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    1. Re:Sci-fi never does well on TV by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      People want to relate to what they are watching. A sci-fi movie or TV show can do well if you manage to explain the technology and the world without bogging down the plot and by creating a plot and characters people can get into.

      Exactly, that is why Deep Space Nine is/was the only good series of Star Trek.

    2. Re:Sci-fi never does well on TV by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I would wager people would strt to watch it, if it was given a chance.
      Look at buffy, not exactly main stream.
      Everybody I know that like buffy(which I did not) enjoyed firefly. They all wanted to watch it again, but it kept changing time slots.
      The only reason I got them to watch it, was to show them a tape. I was a fan, and I couldn't figure out when it was on next.

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    3. Re:Sci-fi never does well on TV by hellfire · · Score: 1

      I have no doubt people would enjoy firefly. The problem with things like this is that its not about getting enough ratings to keep it on the air, its really about getting enough ratings to beat the competition. The problem with network TV is that its always about getting more market share than the other stations.

      There's plenty of demand for a lot of shows, but I have an opinion that if Firefly was pitched to Sci-fi, it would probably still be on the air because you don't need as much of a ratings share to keep a show on the air.

      Also, buffy appealed to teens when it first came out, and its not as sci-fi as it is gothic or horror or teen action drama. It developed a loyal following because it crossed genres. It kept that base until the series ended.

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  59. This again? by Rand+Race · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Jesus Christ on crutches, let me clue you in : HOMER did it all first in the fucking Odyssey. What is this nerd hangup over so-called originality? If that is your metric then Star Trek (three words: Hornblower in space) and, yes, especially that horridly acted, insipidly plotted, wannabe Wagontrain piece of third rate bantha shit Battlestar Galactica were the worst about lifting homeric themes directly. Farscape was a sight better, but really: The Fugitive... in space... with more guns and boobies!

    I liked Firefly not because it was original - I consider it Mark Miller's Traveller on TV - but because it was ballsy. For everyone who ever wanted Picard to just beam some annoying Ferengi twit into the nearest star, Firefly payed off in the first ep. But if you want something fairly original and different (for TV, scifi literature has treaded this ground repeatedly) how 'bout: no aliens?

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    1. Re:This again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up, I agree 100%.

      Reminds me of a quote I just made up:
      "Originality is the art of concealing your sources".

      This is of course impossible in the Google age, so we have to be content with reusing ideas in some new way instead.. partial originality..

      ps - I agree on the Traveller thing too man. The Alliance is very Imperium-esque.

    2. Re:This again? by Richy_T · · Score: 1
      But if you want something fairly original and different (for TV, scifi literature has treaded this ground repeatedly) how 'bout: no aliens?

      Red Dwarf

      Rich

  60. It was never clear to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was never clear to me whether the series was set in a large solar system or a small galaxy.
    Why did the ships pass each other so slowly?
    I only managed to see the first four(/five if you count the split first one) episodes because it was not aired in my country.
    I also noticed that it was full of the usual 'wrist-strap', and so on, incidents. (That's where the hero suddenly wishes that his gun/laser had a wrist-strap...usually complete with cut to gun rattling on floor)
    Don't these shows ever get a technical review? Perhaps they could post their script here and we could edit the fun out of it.

  61. Re:Cheap knockoff of Outlaw Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He does have a point. The basic premise seems... similar.

  62. Re:The only way I'm going to see any new episodes. by docbrown42 · · Score: 1

    One of the things I did when planning my Firefly game, to get ideas, was to take a look at a bunch of Traveller websites. There's quite a few good sites out there.

    I considered just running a Traveller game, but several of my players are Firefly fans (like me), so we went with using the Firefly 'verse.

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  63. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    We are tired of your facist tactics.

  64. Sweet! by raygundan · · Score: 1

    You called us all geeks while simultaneously making up a logarithmic scale to rate your favorite TV shows. Brilliant.

    But hey, all name-calling aside, I just liked the show. Opinions are opinions, though-- so I won't bother justifying it anymore than I would try to convince you to adopt my favorite color as your own.

  65. Innovation by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

    I don't care if Firefly was innovative. It was boring. I watched two weeks in a row and was so bored, I fell asleep. Why? The story sucked. Tell me a story. Keep me engaged. I will watch it. Drone on and on and do silly things like have cowboys in space WITH OUT REASON and I will turn away.

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  66. Firefly is not even worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, how bad taste can you lot be? I tried to make myself sit through some of this crap show and found it to be shallow, awkward and uninspired. It's like taking wesley crusher and giving him his own show. Minus any plot, and without the bald tv-sexiness of picard.

    This is quite seriously one of the worst tv programs ever made. It takes itself too seriously, and it's as bad as seaquest dsv.

    1. Re:Firefly is not even worthy by sergeant_x · · Score: 1
      "Honestly, how bad taste can you lot be?"
      Not lot taste bad you, how come? But seriously, this show requires attention span and a certain level of linguistic sophistication to appreciate. Yes, it's different but that's..... OK.
    2. Re:Firefly is not even worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't, it's garbage. Get a clue, freakin' tv-slaves.

    3. Re:Firefly is not even worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if you like something shallow, awkward and uninspired does that endear you the same attributes? In the case of sergeant x, obviously.

  67. Re:Marketing... by eforhan · · Score: 1

    The line between advertising and news is that /. isn't getting paid for this.

    The are, however, providing a service in informing users of new items, old favorites, and some off-the-wall products.

  68. Firefly by pipingguy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Was that the show with muppets or the one with space cowboys? Either way, both sucked.

    Mod -5, irreverant

  69. Re:The only way I'm going to see any new episodes. by runlvl0 · · Score: 1

    so we went with using the Firefly 'verse.

    And, ain't a power in the 'verse can stop you...

    On a closely related note, we LIKED Jewel Saite.

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  70. Re:Space Cowboys? I don't think so. by cabazorro · · Score: 0

    Point taken, then again, Japanese Anime doesn't enjoy the sci-fi status that it deserves in the U.S.

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  71. Re:Human rights by untaken_name · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Because murder is murder.

    So what's *your* answer? Pay for murderers to live on death row for 50 or 60 years at an average cost of 150k per year per prisoner? Set them free to kill again? State-sanctioned execution's main purpose is to prevent individuals who have already PROVEN that they will take human life from ever possibly doing so again. I suppose you wouldn't support "murdering" an animal with rabies, either. I bet that your views would change if that rabid animal bit your child...or if a human waste of existence murdered your family. It's easy to be "above" issues that you don't think affect you directly.

  72. Re:Marketing... by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

    No, it cannot be.

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