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Could Google Be SCO's Next Big Target?

An anonymous reader writes "Well, Darl and co. may have decided which company to sue next: Google. Sources say Google will be sued for not paying their Linux taxes. The story quotes 'Industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft.'" This is all speculation until such a suit is filed, though.

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  1. Yes...uh huh by HungWeiLo · · Score: 5, Funny

    and Google could just "accidentally" link all SCO investor sites to certain websites specializing in goat mating signals.

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    1. Re:Yes...uh huh by SheldonYoung · · Score: 4, Funny


      Okay, who's called dibbs on scoatse.cx?

    2. Re:Yes...uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and Google could just "accidentally" link all SCO investor sites to certain websites specializing in goat mating signals.

      Why link SCO's sites anywhere? The phrase "because it did not conform with the quality standards necessary to assign accurate PageRank" is nice and broad, isn't it?

      Normally, they'd require permission of SCO's webmaster to remove SCO's pages, but not if SCO sues.

    3. Re:Yes...uh huh by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is obviously a joke, but maybe someone SHOULD start asking the SEC--currently up to their ears in mutual fund fraud--why they haven't done anything about this attempt by SCO to inflate their stock price through unsupported charges against other companies. Are they really going to let these characters continue to issue stock on a legitimate exchange? Rather than slashdotting these guys, why not a hundred or so well-written queries of the SEC about the legitimacy of their behavior? Hit the bastards where it really hurts.

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    4. Re:Yes...uh huh by uberdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess you missed his autobiography [grin].

    5. Re:Yes...uh huh by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This would be a rather stupid thing for SCO todo.

      Currently google is getting ready todo an IPO. From what I've heard investors are really psyched about this.

      Now SCO comes along and tries to put the squeeze on google. I can only imagine that those investors who were looking forward to googles IPO are going to very pissed at SCO.

      Suddenly, SCO sees it's stock becoming penny shares...

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    6. Re:Yes...uh huh by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I keep hearing about them suing companies, but I'm inclined to believe it's all hot air. There's all this... we will be doing this blah, blah blah.

      The minute they sue someone for using Linux, the game is really on. Hopefully, they'll be a bunch of schmucks and go after Google. I'm dying to see the ad at the top of the Google search engine when "SCO" is typed in. The one that says "buy a 'SCO can kiss my Googling ass' T-shirt".

      And what's the betting that the $699 license price remains after new year?

  2. So what? by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't it obvious? They are going to sue every major company that uses Linux until:
    1.) They get to court
    2.) The company simply settles outside of court.

    We all know they are full of garbage, yet its still popular and their stocks are still ok... why?

    BECAUSE OF MEDIA COVERAGE!

    If you guys would just let them slowly drain their money trying to pay lawyers to face off against blue chip companies like IBM, they'd slowly die off. But by giving them attention, they can stay alive.

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    1. Re:So what? by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not saying 'ignore them' but every major news story about them shows 'some' stock brokers that this is the next big thing... the company that could topple IBM.

      So the stock rises. Go check the 1 year on SCO (stock symbol SCOX). Hell, here's yahoo's chart for SCO.

      IBM and all other 'victims' need to make sure they are torn apart, but all the publicity (whether it bad or good) is helping SCO more than any of the companies its suing.

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    2. Re:So what? by bdrago · · Score: 3, Funny
      And why isn't Slashdot linking directly to SCO's homepage? Let's cost them a few bucks in bandwidth, maybe knock them offline for a bit. You know Slashdot is just another "evil Linux company" anyway.


      Go check out the picture of McBride on SCO's main page. How can you take a CEO seriously when he wears a suit jacket over a t-shirt?

    3. Re:So what? by RoLi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Isn't it obvious?

      Obviously, it isn't.

      They are going to sue every major company that uses Linux

      No, they won't.

      So far they didn't sue anybody for using Linux, they only sued IBM for IP-infringement.

      They won't sue anybody for using Linux, but they will continue to threaten to sue.

    4. Re:So what? by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What I want to know is this... as far as I know, SCO hasn't established (legally) that it has any of its IP in the Linux kernel. How can they even attempt to charge license fees for this software, let alone sue people for using it? Wouldn't this just get laughed out of court?

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    5. Re:So what? by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I figure it this way:
      • At the end of the day, Linux is still going to be there and nothing SCO has is going to take it away.
      • Slashdot gets a ton of hits out of tossing SCO red meat to the crowd every day, and it's not as if it'll cost them anything.
      • The mob loves feeling like they're The Community heroically fighting for their cause, and it's not like it'll cost them anything.
      • The only people who stand to lose anything are the investors putting money into the pockets of SCO execs in exchange for a stock that's going to crater.
      So, no harm done and fun for all. (Except investors, but they should know better.) But I definitely think the fuss from the Linux media fuels SCO's stock inflation by giving them credibility and attention, and I'd be surprised if that weren't part of their calculation from the begining. Why do you think McBride responds with an open letter to every attack? Do you see other CEOs who feel compelled to treat Groklaw like it's the Wall Street Journal?

      Like I said, it's all good fun but at least know when you're being trolled...

    6. Re:So what? by zero+time+ghost · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "If you guys would just let them slowly drain their money trying to pay lawyers to face off against blue chip companies like IBM, they'd slowly die off. But by giving them attention, they can stay alive. "

      I disagree. If Slashdot and other sites weren't openly critical of SCO, there would still be a number of 'analysts' like Rob Enderle who continue to spin SCO's BS into gold.

      This issue won't die as long as Microsoft and Sun are paying millions of dollars for...um..."licenses."

    7. Re:So what? by saden1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Simple questions every lawyer should ask SCO:

      1) On what grounds?
      2) Show me!

      I don't like to be intimidation and I don't think any CFO/CEO/CIO shouldn't either. It is a matter of pride that you stand up for yourself. Remember corporate litigation is a double edged sword. If SCO doesn't win its claim, you can have them pay your legal and court fees. I'm sure there are lawyers out there that would take your case contingent basis.

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    8. Re:So what? by molarmass192 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Absolutely, notice that they have yet to move beyond mere threats and actually sue any Linux users. If Google gets sued, they could *easily* have the case delayed until the IBM trial is settled, after which there will be no SCO to do any suing anyhow. Regardless, it's not going to happen. I'm sure SCO will come up with a very good reason in February why they have yet to sue anybody. A lot of talk, very little walk.

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    9. Re:So what? by TKinias · · Score: 2, Funny

      scripsit bdrago:

      Go check out the picture of McBride on SCO's main page. How can you take a CEO seriously when he wears a suit jacket over a t-shirt?

      Well, it would be a bit inappropriate for me to criticize anyone else's fashion sense (suffice it to say that I'm sitting here posting on /.).

      That said, however, that picture really does make him look like a minor character on The Sopranos, doesn't it?

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    10. Re:So what? by sterno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It might get laughed out of court. Ultimately SCO will have to convince a judge that they have some sort of legitimate case. I suspect though if they thought they'd have a good chance, they'd sue a small low profile company to establish a legal precedent against a weak oponent.

      At this point they are trying to spread fear into the community. They are trying to get IBM to settle rather than have this drag out and potentially hurt IBM's business. The more big names they can drag into the morass, the better for them.

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    11. Re:So what? by murphyslawyer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If SCO doesn't win its claim, you can have them pay your legal and court fees.

      Of course, if SCO doesn't win their stock will tank, they'll be so deep in Chapter 11 they won't have any money to pay your court or legal fees.

      Suing IBM for SCO is win-win. Let's make the following assumption: SCO was going to tank anyway, since they weren't shipping product, and what they had wasn't that good anyway. Keeping that in mind, let's examine the possible outcomes:

      • 1) SCO wins the suit against IBM: SCO can go on a lawsuit spree and sue everybody, and most will probably settle out of court. SCO wins

        2) IBM settles: SCO has a big pot of $$ to send lawyers after other people. SCO wins.

        3) IBM buys SCO: SCO becomes IBM, and investors make bank. SCO wins.

        4)SCO gets laughed out of court: SCO tanks, but has no money to pay off any court costs and ends up dead. So what? They were dying anyway. SCO loses, but not much.

      So if we assume SCO was going to die anyway and had no product, their strategy of suing people isn't so ludicrous - in fact it's perfectly sane. Look at their stock recently, nobody can argue that SCO hasn't been extremely succesful in the one way that matters to most investors.
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    12. Re:So what? by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only reason SCO picked Google is because they are planning one of the biggest IPO in the history of the known universe, alright maybe just the biggest of the year.
      People about to go public don't like lawsuits. People about to go public will pay lots of money to protect their reputation during this months leading up to cashing in and retiring to an island paradise.

    13. Re:So what? by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But I definitely think the fuss from the Linux media fuels SCO's stock inflation by giving them credibility and attention, and I'd be surprised if that weren't part of their calculation from the begining.

      I don't know how someone can *be* more wrong. (Though the moderators have managed it yet again.)

      SCO's FUD is aimed at investors, and CEO's, not geeks living in their mother's basement.

      And so SCO's target audience is in magazines like Forbes and the Wall Street Journal and the various financial wire services. All of those media outlets have been reporting the SCO story largely uncritically, without any real investigation into the detail of the story.

      Sites like Slashdot and Groklaw have been providing the story behind the story, and as such, they've been doing a good job of countering the SCO FUD. If investors *had* been reading those sites, there would be very little chance that they'd be having a bet on the longshot that SCO can win their case, because they'd have more insight into the nature of SCO's case.

      As it is, they read the analysts and reporters who have been say 'SCO has showed us the evidence and there appears to be a huge payday a little way down the line.' Deutche Bank have a target price on SCO of something like $45 dollars a share, and it's only the Linux press that is saying precisely why that price target is unlikely to be realized.

      Eventually, someone in the mainstream financial press will get the whole picture and confidence in SCO will take a tumble. The Linux media is playing an essential part in that process by doing the analysis and amassing the evidence that the non-tech press seems to be incapable of doing.

      Why do you think McBride responds with an open letter to every attack? Do you see other CEOs who feel compelled to treat Groklaw like it's the Wall Street Journal?

      McBride's comments *are* aimed at the WSJ, not Groklaw. I can't find any comments from McBride or any SCO executive to PJ. If anything, PJ's assiduous coverage and analysis of this story puts the mainstream media to shame and shows the way that Blogging as a form of collaborative open journalism actually *can* cover specialist stories in more depth and with greater critical analysis than the rest of the media have been capable of so far.

      Nice troll though. Congratulations.

    14. Re:So what? by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Interesting

      SCO isn't getting anywhere with geeks in basements and isn't trying to.

      I don't believe I suggested they were. Quite the contrary, in fact. It was you suggesting that they were taking Groklaw seriously. Personally, I think that the only way they take it seriously is as a threat to their FUD.

      The problem is that both those media outlets and stupid investors come to Slashdot, see all the hysteria being kicked up every day (remember, they don't realize that all those screeching posters are 14 year old Windows users, not Linux insiders) and figure that there must be something plausible underlying all that fuss.

      I don't believe those people come to Slashdot and read the comments. They'd have to be as retarded as we are. Seriously, they just don't have the time. If they do read Slashdot, then they'd come read the top stories as a pointer to breaking news from the other media, but I really don't believe serious journalists/analysts/investors spend time wading through tripe about Natalie Portman and Hot grits in an attempt to get at the few insightful nuggets that you get here. It's a very poor use of their valuable time.

      I guarantee Slashdot is increasing SCO's credibility in the rest of the media, not diminishing it.

      And you guarantee this based upon what? As someone who spent a few years working as a freelance journalist, and who still has friends working in the media, I can guarantee that no journalist that I've ever met would even bother to read more than the first half dozen comments that you get here, before then dismissing it as meaningless tripe and a waste of their time.

      If you were a specialist IT reporter and were researching the story and you read the Slashdot comments for anything, it would be in the hopes of identifying someone who wasn't an Anonymous Coward who has insightful views and expertise in a related area and so might give you a quote (though you'd have to have a lot of time on your hands because there are far, far easier ways of doing that), or possibly to get some sense of what the unwashed Linux-using masses were saying/thinking about the issue. Although it doesn't seem that way sometimes, most people who are intelligent enough to sustain a career in the media - a highly competitive field -- tend to be pretty good at evaluating evidence and I can't think of anything that would come lower on their agenda than a bunch of Anonymous Coward posts to Slashdot.

      At any rate, you don't see other CEOs publically slugging it out with unknown web sites, do you? McBride issues those statements for one reason: to yank the Linux crowd's chain and generate more publicity and FUD.

      OK, I see what you're saying, but I believe that he's less interested in yanking the Linux crowd's chain, than he is in generating the publicity, because it's the publicity that results in the rise in the stock price -- which is his real goal. I think the chain yanking is an accidental spin-off that I'm sure he finds entertaining, because he's clearly an aggressive, competitive guy who is waging a war for public opinion.

      But if Linux advocates were to simply ignore these statements, he'd be turning around to the media saying 'Look, I'm right. That lot haven't got any arguments to counter our claims.' As it is though, his claims are widely reported in the Linux press in order to allow people to make some contribution to contesting the FUD.

      I do take your point about the way Slashdot tends to be something of a rumour mill though, reporting vague opinion and speculation. I much prefer to read Groklaw for my SCO news, partly because the coverage there is much more detailed and substantive, but mostly because the quality of discussion there is so much higher.

      Finally, I accept that you weren't trolling, but I still think you're dead wrong about this.

  3. Coincidence? by Idou · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Didn't MS try to BUY google but google refused? Then MS said that they would compete with google.

    I guess we are seeing how MS intends to compete with google . . .

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    1. Re:Coincidence? by Neophytus · · Score: 5, Funny

      *moderates +5 aluminium hat*

    2. Re:Coincidence? by bsharitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the JFK fits in there somewhere too.

    3. Re:Coincidence? by Ryosen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This isn't so far fetched... Remember that Microsoft made a sizeable investment in SCO a little while back. With a server farm the size of Google's, this could cause considerable harm to their operations. Consider what an injuction against Google during litigation might do. If they can't use their servers, they're out of business.

      My question is this, tho: Whatever happened to barratry? In particular, what of the laws regarding making threat of litigation and not following through?

      I think Google should call their bluff and get this taken care of once and for all. However, the threat of a lawsuit, and even filing one, is not much to get concerned over. Google probably gets threats all of the time (see: Scientology and Xenu).

      Now, a verdict, on the other hand....

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    4. Re:Coincidence? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I guess we are seeing how MS intends to compete with google . . ."

      Yeah because Google is a much bigger threat to Microsoft than Apple.

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    5. Re:Coincidence? by Foofoobar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      SCO also is the current owner of XENIX after Caldera bought them from the original SCO. XENIX as you may recall was Microsofts venture into the Unix arena and interestingly enough, part of the contract that SCO currently owns states that if Microsoft EVER decides to build another UNIX based OS, that SCO has exclusive rights on building that OS.

      At least that's the way the original contract read and that's the contract that Caldera bought from the original SCO.

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    6. Re:Coincidence? by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think google might be a juicier target because they're looking at an IPO. SCO may be hoping paying them off (in cash or stock) would be easier than doing an IPO with a potentially costly lawsuit hanging over their heads (even though the lawsuit has no merit).

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    7. Re:Coincidence? by doublem · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, it is.

      Apple has its niche and hasn't shown signs of growing out of it a VERY long time.

      Google on the other hand, is a direct threat to Microsoft's own search engine. The search results prove they can't match Google's ability to give useful results, and I don't think the gimmicks Microsoft has bandied (Image search using face recognition code, searching your local files) about will get people to leave Google.

      Yes, Google. is a bigger threat to Microsoft than Apple. In the short term I'd say it's more of a threat than Linux, at least to Microsoft's dreams of owning the Internet.

      That said, I doubt Microsoft really has that much to do with SCO's actions beyond investing in them. They funded a company that's going after Linux, and that's all they need to do.

      SCO is all about headlines, and in order for suing a Linux using company to boost their stock price, it had to be someone with a lot of boxes (So the damages will be a nice big number), name recognition would preferably be someone who doesn't have a contract with one of the big Linux firms like IBM, Red Hat and Suse.

      Google is the most logical choice by this criteria.

      One of the best known names on the Internet.

      Thousands of boxes.

      May or may not have all those boxes through another firm that could come to their aid.

      And they have the bonus of an approaching IPO, which in the minds of typical SCO lawyers should make Google terrified of bad press.

      Google is the most logical choice for a Linux form that SCO can sue.

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  4. Ah, SCO is a flash in the pan. by johneee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Give it a year or so, the SCO debacle will be over, and people will be back to having MS on the top of their hate lists.

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    1. Re:Ah, SCO is a flash in the pan. by Roofus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Give it a year or so, the SCO debacle will be over, and people will be back to having MS on the top of their hate lists.

      No doubt. SCO is like the Brittany Spears of music - comes out of Goddamn nowhere, blows up bigger than life itself, and then fades into oblivion almost as quickly. All that's left in the end is a smoking crater of fake tits.

      MS, on the other hand, has real skill. They're like Michael Bolton - who will outlast every one of us!

  5. WTF? by thufir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't they have to PROVE!!!?!?! they own what they are trying to collect fees for?

    Haven't they done everything but?

    If SCO does do anything like that, they will go down for FRAUD!!!!

    1. Re:WTF? by pyros · · Score: 3, Informative
      SCO can bill whomever they want.

      I know you're just being fecitious, but unless they can prove that they have rights to bill for it, then sending a bill is fraud. Doing so would open them up to criminal prosecution.

    2. Re:WTF? by pyros · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's certainly a point to consider, but don't forget that copyright infringement damages aren't repaired by the unwitting consumers. SCO would have to prove that the people being billed knew that SCO was the legitimate copyright holder prior to their deployment. If a newspaper publishes copyrighted content in an infringing fahsion, the readers are not liable for damages caused to the copyright holder, only the newspaper is. I think in this case, "hey we didn't know, but since bringing it to our attention, we've gotten rid of it" would be a perfectly sound legal defense. Either that or "this vendor sold it to us without telling us, please see them for damages," which would most likely in turn become "IBM/SUSE/Red Hat/whomever didn't tell us, sue them."

  6. I wonder by 7x7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    how you can sue someone for violating your IP rights without legal backing saying your own that IP in the first place.

    Is it legal to send a big F-U in response?

    1. Re:I wonder by bfg9000 · · Score: 3, Funny
      how you can sue someone for violating your IP rights without legal backing saying your own that IP in the first place... Is it legal to send a big F-U in response?

      Not required! If I were Google, I'd simply set my algorithm so that every search for SCO takes you to Goatse, every search for "Dickhead" takes you to SCO, and I'd put Darl McBride's personal email on every google page rendered so the spam spiders will have a field day....

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    2. Re:I wonder by schon · · Score: 5, Informative

      how you can sue someone for violating your IP rights

      The thing is, you can't sue someone for 'violating IP rights' (well, you can sue for anything, but you can't win)

      If SCO is going to sue, they'll have to say what 'IP' it is that Google is infringing WRT Linux - is Google infringing copyright (Hmm, they're not distributing Linux), Trademark (SCO doesn't own the Linux trademark), or Trade Secret (that would be a tough one to prove.)

      As Eben Moglen has said, you can't bring a copyright infringement suit against someone for using something, only for copying it. They would have to go after whoever Google got their software from (or the case would be thrown out.)

      They have a better shot at going after Google for contributory infringement (linking to Linux download sites) - but even that has a snowball's chance in hell.

    3. Re:I wonder by schon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they couldn't sue Google per se, could they pursue some sort of injunction against them to stop using what SCO claims is "their" technology?

      Google's defense against that (right now) is that they obtained the software in good faith. Before SCO could get an injunction like that, they'd have to prove that they own the copyright (as you noted). And in order to do that, they'd have to provide some evidence.

      if they can't sue Google, SCO may still have means to try and extract cash from Google

      The only way they can extract cash from Google would be if Google lets them - because the cost of litigation would be more than the cost of paying up.

    4. Re:I wonder by schon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      thus when you recieve software, you get a license to copy it with certain restrictions on your rights to copy the software

      Actually, because the 'copying' happens during the normal course of use, it's included under fair use. No license is required.

  7. and after them... by nizo · · Score: 3, Funny

    After google, they are planning on suing the vatican, I mean why mess with these little penny ante companies when you can sue your way into heaven?

  8. Sheeesh. by eddy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is just what SCO wanted, they probably planted this "leak" to get more attention and a new batch of Greater Fools to buy stock.

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  9. Well go figure. by yasth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Google is big but not that big, they use Linux, and what is more important they have an impending IPO so they might just pay up to get SCO to shut up. I'm just suprised they weren't sued first.

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    1. Re:Well go figure. by wo1verin3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      google's linux farms are normal every day PCs which work together, this means there is a HUGE number of computers as opposed to other companies which use a smaller number of more powerful server. Since SCOs extortion demand is per machine to purchase a license this would be a huge hit for google.

  10. Linuxworld is already slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Source Claims SCO Will Sue Google

    Industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft, November 26, 2003

    Summary
    A source claiming to be in the know says that the SCO Group is going to sue Google for not paying its Linux taxes.

    By Maureen O'Gara

    A source claiming to be in the know says that the SCO Group is going to sue Google for not paying its Linux taxes.

    Last week SCO threatened to make an example of a big-time Linux user that hadn't paid SCO the license fees it's demanding and take it to court for copyright infringement.

    SCO has not disclosed the identity of its mark and SCO CEO Darl McBride claimed Tuesday that a decision on what company to target wasn't final yet. He said SCO and its lawyers were working with "a short list" of "seven or eight" names.

    McBride declined to say whether Google's name was on it, but another knowledgeable source said it was.

    SCO said last week that it would sue within 90 days. The Linux community thinks SCO's bluffing and won't make its self-imposed February 17 deadline. McBride said he'd like to play that number in Vegas.

    The idea behind the suit is obviously to make all major Linux users tractable and make them reach for their checkbooks.

    If it turns out to be Google, it's a provocative choice.

    It's a household name.

    It's said to have a Linux server farm of some 10,000 of servers, worth, oh, $7 million to SCO as long as SCO's current cut-rate license fees maintain.

    It's reportedly putting together a positively glorious IPO that could supposedly be worth $15 billion-$25 billion, a feat unmatched in the last two decades despite Tulipmania.

    And Microsoft, which has been accused of conniving with SCO in its march against Linux, is slated to enter the search market and compete against Google. The widgetry, which is supposed to retrieve all kinds of file types, both structured and unstructured, and all kinds of storage systems, beginning with the user's own drive, will be integrated into its operating systems like the anticipated Longhorn.

    Meanwhile, industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft.

  11. Good Choice by KrispyKringle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As much as I can remember, Google has a pretty good history of litigating rather than paying off those who have challenged them in the past (think SearchKing v. Google, if I remember the name right). So I guess this falls into place in SCO's plan of attacking those who are bigger and mightier first, rather than doing the smart (though equally evil) thing of suing small guys to raise money and set precedent before going after the big guys. So, yeah. To sum it all up, SCO are idiots.

  12. I may be wrong but... by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm a canadian, so I may be way off base here, but doesn't everyone sue everyone else in the US? Really, how is this any different? Even if this ends up being true and SCO sues Google, who really cares, it's a pointless lawsuit, just like the other 10 million filed everyday by the average American... Isn't it? It'll get thrown out just like every other lawsuit, the lawyers will become richer and the American dream will continue to flurish (which if I'm not mistaken is to sue someone and get rich...)

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    1. Re:I may be wrong but... by Hayzeus · · Score: 3, Funny
      Yes -- you're pretty much right on target. Our children are generally taught the basics of tort law starting at about 10 years of age or so, and are expected to have passed the state bar by 14. Included in most curricula is a vigorous spelling program, wherein students are required to be able to spell a number of words correctly, such as the ever-tricky flourish, prior to graduating.

    2. Re:I may be wrong but... by glenrm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is actually a supply and demand problem, law schools make money so we have lots of law schools and then we get to many lawyers and they end up trying to find targets to attack. It would be better if many of these lawyers just entered the business world as MBA armed with +3 vorpal law degrees. Most serious companies come to understand that courts are a last resort and not a biz strategy.

    3. Re:I may be wrong but... by rscrawford · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well... it's not true that every American sues every other America, but our litigious society has led to all kinds of nonsense, such as warning labels on hair dryers telling us not to use them in the shower, and women being forbidden from wearing high heels on the streets of Carmel, California. Too many good things have gone the way of the dodo because somebody somewhere decided to sue someone else, and it's frequently cheaper to just shut down your service rather than pay all the settlements that one suit set a precedent for. The problem here is that people don't want to rely on common sense and intelligence anymore, when it's more profitable to be stupid.

      And now that corporations can't make money by lying to venture capitalists anymore, they have to make their money by filing ludicrous lawsuits. God forbid they ever actually produce anything.

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    4. Re:I may be wrong but... by JayBlalock · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I wouldn't've modded that "Funny." You're pretty much right. Most Americans live in little bubbles where they have no personal responsibility in their lives at all, there are no coincidental accidents, and whenever anything bad happens to them, it must be traced to someone else, usually richer than them, on whose shoulders the blame can be placed. And whenever they aren't suing someone when something goes wrong, they're willingly handing over their rights to the government.

      I think this case is a perfect example of the mindset. (which, thankfully, was tossed out of court by the judge)

      And yes, I AM an American, and this behavior just sickens me. It never seems to dawn on these people that they're making their own lives miserable through this behavior. Except they're ruining mine along with it.

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    5. Re:I may be wrong but... by Jeffery+McGrew · · Score: 2, Insightful


      What the hell do you expect after over two generations worth of modern advertising and marketing?

      You can't sell someone something they don't really need unless you can convince them otherwise.

      And here in American, where you and I grew up, we've been bombarded since birth, and our parents before that, bombarded our entire lives to think that we're all rock stars, that we all deserve everything we want, that happiness is easy, that hard work is something to be avoided, and that to be overly passionate about anything is bad.

      If we are made to think we're rock stars, we'll think we need that new SUV.
      If we are made to think we deserve everything we want, we'll not think twice before buying something we don't need or something that's not good for us.
      If we are made to think that happiness is easy, then we'll swallow the line that we can buy something to make us happy.
      If we are made to think that hard work is to be avoided, we'll be more likely to buy something to try to do work for us, or avoid work and buy toys instead.
      If we are made to think that caring about something is bad, then we'll be much more likely to buy whatever they are trying to sell us, rather than keeping what we've got or making stuff ourselves.

      It's not a conspiracy, it's not 'The Man', its simply the caustic effect of 40+ years of trying to convince people to buy things they don't really need.

      America: Nation of crybabies, Land of Veruca Salts.

  13. This is pretty sensational... by tkrotchko · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and I mean that in the yellow journalism sense. At best this is making complete guesses; at worst, its feeding the SCO publicity mill.

    There's nothing concrete to back this up other than unnamed sources; that's pretty weak.

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  14. Does God Hate SCO? by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Funny
    "The story quotes 'Industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft.'" This is all speculation until such a suit is filed, though."
    All speculation? Huh -- the part about part about God and hating SCO sounds pretty convincing to me ....

    -kgj
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    1. Re:Does God Hate SCO? by ameoba · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can only spend so many millenia making bad things happen to the Jews before it gets boring. Linux users are now the new "Chosen People".

      /me starts learning Egyptian.

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  15. When speculation becomes news by pixelgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A source claiming to be in the know says that the SCO Group is going to sue Google for not paying its Linux taxes.

    An unnamed source who claims to know this?

    Could this article be more speculative? How does something like this even get considered news?

    1. Re:When speculation becomes news by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since when was Linux World considered a reputable news source? These guys are as bad as Newsforge about printing nearly anything supporting Linux, regardless of veracity or merit. They make slashdot look like a paragon of journalistic integrity.

      I'm all for advocacy, especially regarding Linux, but let's not confuse it with journalism. Linux World is the paparazzi of tech; while they may occasionally print something worthwhile, all of their commentary should be considered suspect in light of their obvious bias.

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    2. Re:When speculation becomes news by theantix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would see your point if the slashdot article title was "Google to be sued by SCO". But at the time of me writing this the title was instead " Could Google Be SCO's Next Big Target?" which clearly acknowledges that the whole point of the linked article is speculation. Clear to me, anyhow.

      This speculation seems in line with SCO's pump-n-dump strategy: suing Google would boost their media profile again and keep them in the news to satisfy their investors by prolonging the time when the stock price is artificially inflated by these seemingly bogus lawsuits. That makes it easier for investors that need to hold onto their stock for a minimum period enough time to get out at the pumped-up price. SCO's tactics aren't all that unusual if you have ever followed the behaviour of penny stocks... lots of tiny mining and pharmaceutical "companies" that don't really exist beyond PR spin.

      Since the speculation seems reasonable and interesting, why the hell can't slashdot post it? So long as they mark it as fiction instead of fact, which they did in this case, I think your editorial complaints aren't quite valid.

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  16. So what by Rubbersoul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let SCO sue Google for not paying the "Linux Tax". All Google has to say is show me legal proof I owe you this money. Until SCO has that proof (as in if they go to court and win the ip fight) Google has nothing to worry about. I think any company that pays SCO any money before they have this proof is making a very large mistake.

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  17. Let's analyse this seriously by heironymouscoward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The scene: a smoky downtown office lit by one bare lightbulb. Mr D is sitting at his desk, studying his computer screen.

    "Damn", he says, and picks up the phone. "Get your ass in here!", he shouts, and puts the receiver down again.

    A sweaty figure stumbles into the room, sneezes, and puts his coke tin and bottle of JDs on the table. "Whazzup, boss?"

    "Our stock fell by two points. We need to sue someone. Who's left?"

    "Uh, I think we sued them all, boss. Uh, wait, how about Microsoft?"

    "MORON!! They're the nice gentlemen we met this morning!"

    "Sorry, boss, it's the coke, it's making me forget shit."

    "Look, we need a name, and we need it fast."

    "Boss, why not try Google?"

    "BRILLIANT!!! WE'LL SUE GOOGLE!!!"

    "Uh, I meant just try the search... oh, shit."

    "Get on the line to our hacks. This is going to be so big. We can ask for $699 per search result. Per web page. Per pagerank. Whatever, so long as we get into twelve figures."

    "OK, Boss, you're the boss..." (picks up JD, stumbles out)

    sniff... sniff... SNEEZE! ... silence

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  18. I think SCO is dead by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Their actions speak of desperation. They are biting off way more than they can chew. If anyone was unsure if they were going to be able to survive a loss in the IBM suit, this makes it certian that they have bet more than they can pay.

    Let me get this straigt again. Its trying to prove it owns part of linux in the case with IBM. And now its going to use sue Google because they are using linux which they have yet to prove they own parts of. Great. Isn't that like using a loan for collateral for another loan?

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  19. Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install... by shoppa · · Score: 4, Informative
    I know from a brief amount of technical work (no, I never signed a non-compete) that Google's Linux server installations are far from "vanilla" kernel.org setups. Yes, at one point, they started with a vanilla kernel, but it's grown from there greatly. And they almost certainly have excised big blocks of stuff they don't care about. Unlike a RedHat distro kernel, which has modules to deal with about every PC that's ever existed, I'm sure the Google kernels are lean mean indexing machines.

    How much might SCO try to extort from a linux user that doesn't use the feature under litigation?

    The worst part is that unlike IBM, Google may not have the vast army of lawyers to devote to their defense. Now they're not poor, and they do have lawyers, but nothing like the fancy-pants ones that IBM has on tap.

  20. Googling for 'SCO' in the future by CatGrep · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let'em try it. Google has the power to 'erase' all memory of SCO from the internet...

    An imagined future google session:
    enter 'SCO', hit the 'I'm feeling lucky' button...

    1. Southern College of Optometry (SCO)

    2. Small Corporate Operation (SCO)

    3. SCOffer's anonymous

    4. Small Company the Offed itself (SCO)

    5. Stupid Company Operation (SCO)

    6. Some Company or Other (SCO)

  21. Too busy reading the article? by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe this will be a Slashdot first -- read the article then post!

    After reading the article, I still do not understand how Google could be sued for copyright infringement when they are the end user of a product produced by someone else; does copyright law not specify this? It would be like Eolas suing me for patent infringement after I installed an IE plugin.

    I will go back into my little hole now.

    1. Re:Too busy reading the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      After reading the article, I still do not understand how Google could be sued for copyright infringement when they are the end user of a product produced by someone else; does copyright law not specify this?

      Nope. If google buys 1,000 pirate copies of winXP from JoeSchmoe3845 on ebay for $1, Microsoft can sue google for copyright infringment. Google's claim that they legitimately bought the copies would be laughed at.

      Not long ago, Microsoft was in hot water for SQL server. Microsoft was illegally using some patented technology in SQL server, so they settled with the patent owner. The settlement didn't include Microsoft reselling SQL server to third parties.

      So companies that bought SQL server (and using the patented functionality) can be sued by the patent owner for damages. Of course, the company might want to sue Microsoft for selling them a product that they weren't entitled to sell...

    2. Re:Too busy reading the article? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only argument I can imagine is that Google made 9,999 copies of Linux when they rolled out 10,000 servers. Then a hypothetical loon could try to collect statutory damages of $100,000 for each copy. That would require convincing a judge that SCO's copyright/license is so viral that SCO owns Linux.

      An actual lawyer could probably point out centuries of precedent about exactly why SCO is wrong.

      If you've ever had trouble understanding the actions and thought processes of some of the people in the technology industry, read this book:
      http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch /isbnIn quiry.asp?isbn=1572304510&itm=1

  22. The Microsoft Angle ... by cpn2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Balmer (to Google): Google, we'd like to buy you
    Google: Well thanks, but we're not interested.
    Balmer: Think about it, there will be consequences!
    Google: Thought about it ... still no.

    Balmer (to SCO): Darl
    Darl (bowing): Yes Master
    Balmer: You know what to do, dont you?
    Darl (salivating): Yes Master ... Yes Yes Yes ..... fade

    ... and the saga continues ...

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    1. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by NaugaHunter · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're not seriously suggesting that in the face of fighting Linux, SCO will eventually turn on MS and throw them into a reactor shaft, are you? If so, then wouldn't that make slashdot readers the Ewoks when we start celebrating?

      Whoa. Now I feel unclean. To make up, here's a nitpick - why didn't the Empire have guard rails anywhere? It's obviously a design choice - I don't think more then one contractor would try to tack in on latter to run up costs. Other than the one on the bridge where Luke lost his hand, I don't recall any.

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    2. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      Darth Vader threatened to use his Force Choke-Hold on any OSHA guys who dared show up.

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    3. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by zonix · · Score: 2, Funny
      You're not seriously suggesting that in the face of fighting Linux, SCO will eventually turn on MS and throw them into a reactor shaft, are you? If so, then wouldn't that make slashdot readers the Ewoks when we start celebrating?

      You're not seriously suggesting that SCO will indeed turn out to be Linus' father? If so, wouldn't that make RMS Linus' sister?

      No... that's not true! That's impossible!

      Now _I_ feel unclean. My apologies to Mr. Torvalds and Mr. Stallman.

      z
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  23. Re:Horray! by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 2, Funny

    And then it would run so poorly, we'd either be calling it gaggle or gurgle. :)

  24. Re:God !!!! by maxinull · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, Satan would never create something like SCO. SCO would annoy Satan too much. But doesnt your god love doing things you dont understand? And pissing off people that dont deserve it? Yep. They're an angel from heaven.

    -> A better answer...

  25. How it will unfold by QuasiCoLtd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google Employee 1: Hey Tom, did you move my coffee cup?

    Google Employee 2: Geeze Mike... I didn't expect a sort of Spanish Inquisition...

    Darl McBride, David Boies, and Chris Sontag burst through the door

    Grand Inquisitor McBride: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


    1. Re:How it will unfold by big_gibbon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Our chief weapon is fear! Fear and uncertainty . . . no, wait, our two weapons are uncertainty, fear and doubt . . . Our *three* weapons are uncertainty, fear and doubt, and an almost fanatical devotion to litigation . . . Our *four* . . . no . . . *Amongst* our weapons . . . Amongst our weaponry . . . are such elements as uncertainty, fear . . . I'll come in again.

  26. Slashdot: by raehl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Speculation for Nerds. Stuff that could matter, maybe.

  27. SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by TheRedHorse · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They aren't being pursued by any US government authority for it. Why? SCO makes money by charging licenses to companies who use linux on the condition that:

    1. Linux is owned by SCO because they own Unix and Linux contains Unix code(this hasn't been proven yet).

    2. Paying the license fee will protect a company from being sued by SCO for not paying for said linux licenses and therefore violating the unproven Intellectual Property claim above (refer to number 1)

    This seems to be a clear cut case of extortion. At the very least the SEC should be investigating for stock fraud.

    This is blantently criminal activity that is going unpunished (no case from the government has been filed against SCO yet) and rewarded(SCO's stock prices continue to climb).

    1. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by fishbowl · · Score: 4, Informative

      One problem here, is that it's merely your opinion that SCO is "clearly violating the law."

      Fortunately or unfortunately, it's really not at all clear that they have broken any law at all.

      The SEC and the US Attorney General have indeed been notified of the suspicion, but the fact is they haven't actually done anything illegal (apparently). They are maybe just barely on the legal side of the hockey, but, until they actually cross it, there's not going to be any grounds for the criminal prosecution that you're hoping for.

      They're properly going to the court to decide their case. There's not extortion, and there's no stock fraud. There is a lot of ugly business being done, but it's apparently all legal. Just on the side of legal, but that's good enough.

      The indemnity offer is not extortion, it's not a protection racket, and shame on you if you pay it. (If it was a racket, you'd become an accomplice when you pay the protection money.)

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    2. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by MrHanky · · Score: 2, Informative
      1. Linux is owned by SCO because they own Unix and Linux contains Unix code(this hasn't been proven yet).

      Well, SCO did release a list of files containing stolen IP. Among them were /include/asm-m68k/spinlock.h:
      #ifndef __M68K_SPINLOCK_H
      #define __M68K_SPINLOCK_H

      #error "m68k doesn't do SMP yet"

      #endif
      As we all know, SCO Unixware doesn't support SMP on M68K, and never has. And now: Neither does Linux. Obviously, the lack of support for SMP on M68K Linux must have been stolen from SCO! It's not like some random hacker in his parents basement can code something that doesn't do SMP, is it? (And yes, that's the complete file. Sue me, SCO!)
    3. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by shai_m · · Score: 3, Insightful

      SCO is violating the law if, and only if, their claim against IBM is bogus. Therefore, the SEC would wait until after the IBM suit is decided.

      If the court throws the case out (for example, if SCO fails to comply satisfactoraly with the motion to compel discovery), the SEC would move in.

      If SCO does indeed own much of Linux, what they're doing is not extorsion. The SEC cannot rule on this - that's the court's job. Once that's done, it's SEC's job to prosecure the fraudsters.

      So the SEC will act, eventually. Don't hold your breath, folks.

    4. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by RoLi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why? SCO makes money by charging licenses to companies who use linux

      Errr. Wrong.

      There are numerous cases of people who tried to buy such licenses, but SCO refused to sell them (exactly because it would be illegal)

      SCO is using Microsoft money to spread FUD. End of story.

    5. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by MarkusQ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1. "Something bad might happen" must be something illegal.

        Not so. For example, you can blackmail someone by threatening to tell the IRS that they didn't pay their taxes (which is not only legal but rewarded).

      2. Barratry it may be, but that's not necessarily a problem under the current system.

        Barraty is illegal. They may get away with it under the present system, but that is not the same thing as being legal.

      If SCO were on the up-and-up they would demonstrate that they own something before charging people to use it, they would bill people for the use of their property rather than threatening to bill them, they would sue people who didn't pay the bills rather than threatening to sue them, and so forth.

      What they are doing is extortion.

      -- MarkusQ

  28. "OSDL to Answer SCO with Linux Campaign" by eddy · · Score: 2, Informative

    And on a tangent...OSDL to Answer SCO with Linux Campaign.

    The Open Source Development Lab (OSDL) on Wednesday will announce a new initiative aimed at raising awareness about how the Linux kernel is developed.

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  29. Maybe it's a good idea they hired bodyguards by speedfreak_5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    because if this comes to pass, there WILL be murders. This isn't some corporation vs. corporation fight. SCO is trying to take over something that people have invested lots of blood and sweat into and now they're trying to penalize the (possibly) most used search engine out there for not paying them any attention. They might as well go over to England and tell them that rugby sucks if they have that much of a death wish.

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  30. Re:Coincidence? (Quote regarding acquisition) by telstar · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "Didn't MS try to BUY google but google refused? Then MS said that they would compete with google."
    • According to Bill Gates, as reported in USA Today, Microsoft was never in talks with Google about an acquisition.


    • link


  31. Re:Four words by rootofevil · · Score: 2, Funny

    i dont want to see this anywhere near this.

    the unholy combination of the two would surely rend our universe asunder.

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  32. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by eddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now they're not poor, and they do have lawyers, but nothing like the fancy-pants ones that IBM has on tap.

    But that's okay because a trained monkey could file better documents than what we've seen out of SCO.

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  33. This will cause Google big IPO problems by Animats · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This could reduce Google's valuation for their IPO. Google will have to put "pending litigation" with a big dollar value in their prospectus. This affects the valuation. Perhaps by billions.

    What an extortion racket.

    On Monday, December 5, the discovery motions in the IBM/SCO case go before the judge. That's the first "put up or shut up" event in the case.

  34. this would be fantastic for Linux by sbma44 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What site is most universally beloved by the non-technical public? I'd say it's google: people know it works and see it as an altruistic enterprise since it doesn't make its money off of them. If you need evidence, look no further than its verbed formulation: "to google" is now synonymous with "to search" for a lot of people.

    If Google gets attacked, people will notice. Hopefully, they'll start associating Linux with it as a result. If Linux can absorb even a little bit of Google's golden-boy glow it'll go a long way to creating a realistic entry point for consumer desktop Linux.

  35. I wonder... by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Will SCO be dumb enough to send a bill first? Preferably through the US Mail?

    Then they're dead for Mail fraud.

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  36. self-fulfilling prophecies? by donutz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Better than Linux sites (Linux World, Slashdot) linking to each other with speculations that create self fulfilling prophecies.

    Not if we can slashdot the hell out of those sites! SCO won't be able to find the scoop on melted heaps of webserver...

    1. Re:self-fulfilling prophecies? by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Not if we can slashdot the hell out of those sites!..."

      Why do you guys always think small potatoes?

      "The idea behind the suit is obviously to make all major Linux users tractable and make them reach for their checkbooks."

      Absolutely. Everybody on that short list and everyone else within range of these cretins should get together, pull out their checkbooks, and sue the bejesus out of SCO. Charge them with extortion and anything else their smartest lawyers can think of. SCO wants to live by lawsuits, let them die by lawsuits. What do you think the Wall Street analysts will think when they find out a hundred companies big and small have gotten together and started the process toward nailing these bastards to the wall? Can you say "penny stock"? Can you say "dead on arrival"?

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  37. Why is this news? by Prometheus_NG · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am amazed that Slashdot continues to take the bait on this stuff. Who has SCO sued? IBM, over a specific contract dispute. Since the exact contracts are not available for public inspection we can not know what whether SCO actually has a leg to stand on.

    Sure SCO has made all kinds of wild claims in public and there has been even more uninformed speculation.

    But they have not actually done anything else.

    They have not presented their "invoices" for Linux licenses.

    They have not made any specific copyright claims of anybody.

    They have not demanded that any of the kernel archives be taken down.

    They have not done anything but generate a lot of smoke.

    Untill SCO actually puts up, there is no news here. If they actually sued somebody. If they actually made some specific copyright claims. If they actually did anything besides make noise, then that would be a newsworthy item.

  38. Aluminium?! by TWX · · Score: 4, Funny

    "*moderates +5 aluminium hat*"

    That's Tin Foil you fool! Aluminium won't do any good against Alien Mind Control rays, Microsoft Mind Control Rays(tm), Government Mind Control Rays, or the like. You must use tin!

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    1. Re:Aluminium?! by aborchers · · Score: 5, Funny
      That's Tin Foil you fool! Aluminium won't do any good against Alien Mind Control rays,


      Hmmm. You know, I never thought of it before, but as tin foil has been replaced in the market by aluminum foil, there does seem to be a lot more people wandering around under the influence of Alien Mind Control rays.

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    2. Re:Aluminium?! by ryanvm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shit, I've been using aluminum foil all this time. I must have looked like an idiot.

  39. I want a SCOg for a pet. by frkiii · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's half SCO and half dog. It is its only friend. :P

  40. Darl McBride Sued. by HutchGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sources tell us Darl McBride has been named in a class-action lawsuit, agisnt himself, and the SCO Group. Evidently the PC industry has decided that the collective SCO suing ensemble have been over-exposing themsleves to the public as major dickheads. The suit is for an unspecified amount of damages for visual damages to the PC community from their obvious indecent exposure. (Film of the dickheads at 11pm)

  41. Re:Does anyone remember when SCO was not evil? by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Informative

    The absolute worst administration nightmare I have ever had, was a customer box in the mid-90's that ran SCO. It's filesystem ran out of inodes. The consequences were horrendous. I convinced the client to literally toss the machine and replace it with a BSD server. Unfortunately, the client chose BSDI, but at least it was better than SCO.

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  42. This tends to prove Microsoft is behind it all: by Progman3K · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Funny how everyone that SCO goes after is a group that frustrated Microsoft...

    Microsoft is trying to raise a zombie army to attack its opponents so that investors won`t perceive MS as being dishonest.

    Don't be surprised if more shell companies either get bought up or formed and have the single goal of attacking Microsoft's "enemies".

    And the side bonus is MS being able to say "See? We're not the only ones who think Linux/Google/Whatever is bad!"

    Another great bonus is that if any of these entities has to pay for its transgressions by being forced out of business by law or some such, Microsoft can just stand back and laugh that the repriesal didn't touch them.

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  43. Re:Better than... by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That sounds like my older relatives who think we shouldn't see reports on the news about potential terrorist threats, because "it might give the bad guys ideas." As unpopular as SCO might be right now, they certainly would know who the big Linux users are out there...

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  44. How long.... by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Before I can go to google and type the words "Kiss my ass", click the "I'm feeling lucky" button and arrive at the Sco home page?

  45. Borrowing a page from Microsoft;s manual... by non+carborundum · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Somewhat OT, sorry...

    Microsoft is notorious for leveraging their dominance in one market in order to force their way into another.

    It strikes me that Google can do the same - and do it in a way that could potentially hurt Microsoft a lot.

    I know there will be those who will not react favorably to this idea...

    Google should create YALD (Yet Another Linux Distribution). Call it "Google Weblinux" (tm...)

    Base it on Knoppix-Debian-Muskox/Linux. Add a much more user-friendly HD install (with *lots* of warning about overwriting hard disk partitions, and what this means). Add everything internet-related that they can - especially commercial, well-known stuff like Flash (sorry)
    Realmedial (sorry), Acrobat Reader, lotsa Java-related toys, ez-firewall stuff, ez-internet sharing. Add a super-easy, customized synaptic (or synaptic replacement) with (optional) auto-updating. Put in every plugin known to Linuxkind. Make sure everything just works, just like that.

    Tie it all together through the google homepage.
    Naturally the default homepage will be Google, and the default list of links will include the fine commercial and non-commercial folks Google has made deals with in the process of creating the CD.

    Perhaps they could mirror apt-get repositories or add their own for updates.

    Advertise Google WebLinux on their homepage, with
    links to more info.

    If they wanted to the Google folks could become sort of a focal point for mindshare for all of Microsoft's commercial competitors - every commercial business who has to compete with Microsoft's own bundled applications - especially if Google manages to convince everybody that they won't try to get into competing with Macromedia/Sun Java/Adobe/Real.

    Would that be an effective counterfud/return fire against Microsoft?

  46. SCO mug shot! by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Found this creative little mug shot by Lee Brian. Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words

  47. Re:Enough please. by syle · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Click here and disable the YRO section if you don't like it.

    It's not like one more SCO story means one less story about something else.

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  48. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The worst part is that unlike IBM, Google may not have the vast army of lawyers to devote to their defense. Now they're not poor

    They probably have as much or more cash on hand than SCO that they could throw to a lawyer, but more importantly, they also have a viable business model that is bringing in more and more cash. SCO cannot afford to deal with another lawsuit right now, which is why I suppose they're leaking this instead of Darl saying it.

    So Google might be worth $7M to them in licensing fees if they paid. It would take far less than that to pay a lawyer to make SCO go away (unless you're going for the IBM-style nuclear ass-whoopin'). Reminds me of the old proverb: don't try to blackmail someone for more money than it would take to have you killed.

  49. Ever herd of a Pyramid scheme ? by Forge · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It works like this. I get 3 people to put in $10 each on condition that they will receive $20 in 1 week. We then have 7 days to get 9 new people in, to provide the funding for that payout plus some profit. The next week it's 27 recruits required.

    It works because the stupid people will see the exponential growth and actually believe it's sustainable and treat it like an investment. The slightly smarter people treat it as gambling and try to cash out as close as possible to the collapse of the fantasy.

    SCO right now has both types of investors in it. The disadvantage they have relative to other pyramid schemes is that the collapse won't necessarily come when you run out of new recruits. It might come when the case collapses or appears to collapse and your old investors all come with pitchforks and flame to collect money that's not there. I.e. Trying to sell for $20 a stock that's not worth the paper it's printed on to someone who has that same impression of it's "value".

    The reluctance of SCO to actually identify any of the "offending code" in the manner normally used for such cases should be a clue. Yes, companies routinely sue former partners for breach of copyright and IP theft. There are established norms and standards of evidence.

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  50. Re:Better than... by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least Slashdot and Linux World gave them the idea to do it now.

    Oh, absolutely. There's no way that SCO's lawyers would have ever thought of doing that by themselves.

    Just as all of the most insightful financial analysts come to Slashdot for their investment advice ("Short SCO now!"), so the most expensive lawyers come here to identify a strategy for their multi-million dollar cases.

    And doesn't it give you a warm glow to think that all these expensive experts are out there, clinging to your every word, no matter how idiotic or banal?

    Hey, perhaps if we tell SCO to stop the lawsuits, they'll do that as well

    (OK, OK. I know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but *somebody* modded this insightful. That's a hell of a lot lower...)

  51. It could rely on IPO to get stock as payment... by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    SCO could offer to "settle" out of court with Google stock at a guaranteed price prior to the IPO. They would then have a serious amount of cash they could use to go after less fortunate companies.

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  52. Please, please sue google by johnos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Could they be any more stupid? I'd pick a nice Fortune 500 company with very few Linux installs. Settling would be tempting and cheap. SCO would have an easy victory and some much needed credibility. Google would be a terrible target because they wouldn't roll over for several reasons. First, Linux is central to their core business proposition. Second, they can evaluate for themselves the validity of SCO's claims. Third, they are no doubt very aware of the story so far (IBM counter suit, RedHat suit, the German ruling). And last, they will be familiar enough with IP law to know SCO has no legal basis for suing end-users for copyright infringement. And even if they did, until the IBM case is decided they can't prove infrigement at all.

    I can see how such a move could be compelling to our stupid friends, however. Big well known company, high-profile Linux user, huge potential liability if SCO were able to claim punitive damages from end- users, vulnerable because IPO coming up and of course the impossibly fabulous power that would come from getting Google to knuckle under. Oh please, please. please sue Google. I think you'd see a counter suit that would make IBM's and RedHat's look like velvet by comparison.

    That brings up the other point worth mentioning. If SCO actually sues someone, and that someone does not negotiate a settlement on the spot, this game will change dramatically in short order. RedHat's suit would no longer be theoretical. Their desire for an injunction would become urgent. And any other company that sells, supports or makes money in any way from Linux would also have a powerful motivation to seek their own unjunctions. If SCO sues, I think its quite likely that within 60 days of their filing, they will be on the receiving end of dozens of lawsuits. If any are successful, SCO would have to shut up for the duration of the IBM trial. Then the balance changes. SCO's interest would be in hurrying up the case, not dragging it out. That 2005 court date would all of a sudden seem a very, very long time away.

  53. A link to the insider sell off of SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yahoo Finance has a nice listing of all of the SCO insiders selling off their stock. Darl hasn't been selling, and the ones that are haven't sold enough to prove that this is a pump-and-dump. However, it does illustrate that no one at the company is showing any real confidence in their long-term financial health.

  54. Re:Better than... by weileong · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, I personally don't see them doing it. They've already sued one high-profile name, what's the point? They've got enough publicity already. It's the small "mom-and-pop" setups that are likelier to keel over and pay up - [1-5]*US$699 is more cough-up-able than for someone running a server farm the size of Google's. (It's a little like how they say, if a bank lends you $1, they own you, but if they lend you $1bn, you own the bank?)

    Google's involvement with linux is so extensive it makes no sense for Google to just keel over and pay it - Google WILL fight (can you imagine the licensing cost for all those machines they have? UNLESS maybe SCO walks up to google and offers them a "cut rate" license fee ("for ONE dollar you'll be in the clear!!"), in which case if Google pays up, it'll be a major coup for SCO which they'll use against others. But in that case it makes sense for Google to say - "we'll pay AFTER you win against IBM" first.

    Are there any actual lawyers here who can tell us if Google can ask for a stay in court proceedings, assuming SCO sues them, until after the outcome of the IBM lawsuit? They'd be relitigating the same case otherwise, no?)

  55. Re:Better than... by MuParadigm · · Score: 3, Interesting


    If SCO wasn't thinking of suing Google before, then they're even stupider than I take them for, and that's pretty stupid to begin with.

    Everyone who gave it two seconds thought had to suspect that Google would be on SCO's radar. I mean, c'mon... with a well-publicized render farm of over 6000 Linux PC's who would be a more public target than Google. Since we all know this is a stock scam at this point, SCO is best off going after one of the biggest targets they can find to hype up the the amount of money they'll have coming in, you know, someday when they've won all their lawsuits.

  56. IPO Quiet Period by rarose · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Also if Google is doing an IPO there will be a quiet period where Google will be unable to issue press releases or otherwise counteract the SCO fud-storm.

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  57. Re:Better than... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I see it as a rather good thing. The more organizations SCO is tied up in lawsuits with, the more taxed their lawyers are, and the fewer the resources they'll have.

    If I recall my middle school history class properly, that's how Napoleon failed. And I wouldn't count Dear Darl as intelligent as Napoleon.

  58. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by brockill · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's a good point. However, I was thinking the opposite: Frank Sorenson's analysis seems to show that SCO believes that SMP, JFS, RCU, and NUMA belong to them. One would imagine that by it's very nature, Google might possibly be making extensive use of SMP, RCU and NUMA, at least.

  59. Settlements don't set precedents by ca1v1n · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you'll recall from the Rambus fiasco, they signed settlements that actually had clauses ending the royalty payments if anyone successfully challenged the patent in court. A settlement means nothing more than "it would cost us more to fight this" and everyone knows it.

  60. Call for CSI... by dipipanone · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is that man, Darl McBride, doing to his anus???

    This is a job for Crime Scene Investigation. Somebody send for Gil Grissom.

    "If you study the ass-lips in the photograph closely, you can see that he's not just posing for holiday snaps. That's a surveillance camera aimed at that ruined sphincter. We had it installed around at Michael Jackson's place looking for kiddy stuff and then one day this guy shows up.

    If you look carefully, you can see that the asshole is actually talking. I've recently completed an advanced course in ass-lip reading, to try and compensate for my congenital deafness, so I might be able to make this out for myself..."

    "OK, here goes" (He turns on tape and starts speaking)

    "This is Gil Grissom speaking, examining an image found on a SCO-owned website, concealed by an off-shore server and hosted at http:// goatse.cx. The image is reported as being a key clue into the conspiracy to extort several billion dollars from major US IT interests. According to my interpretation, this talking asshole is saying the following words. 'Linux contains our intellectual property. Pbrrrrphthhhssp. IBM owes us three billion dollars. Brrrrrrrrrrraasssp. Pass me the crack pipe, Boies, and then you can fist me once again. Brrirrrirrripppppth.'

    Shaking her head in disbelief at this vile a conspiracy, suddenly Grissom's co-investigator, Sara Sidle spots something her chief had missed...

    "It isn't just your hearing that's going, Grissom, it's your eyesight as well. Look closely. Right above the perinium. Can you see it? I believe that's the distinct mark of a nose-print. We'll have to wait until Greg gets the analysis back from Quantico to be absolutely certain, but I'd be happy to lay you twenty dollars that that pert little shit-streaked button belongs to Yankee Group 'anal-yst' Laura Dildo.

    Grissom: "Well, it could be Didio, but on the other hand, it could be the nose of Rob 'Bell' Enderle. Have Greg break out the Mikrosil and take an impression of that ass-print so that we can match it up against a range of analysts noses. And tell him that while he's at it, bring out the Electronic Polymer Sensor Proboscis. I want him to run that against the noses of the various market analysts to make sure that the shit on the nose matches that of McBride's ass."

    Sara Sidel: "And then bingo! We'll have nailed the bloodsucking bastards..."

    Grissom: "Well, after looking at that gaping ringpiece, I'd say that he's been nailed once too often in the past. But you know what I always say about such matters..."

    Sidel: "Yeah, the evidence speaks for itself..."

  61. Re:Better than... by MrLizardo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Napolean sued too many Linux using companies? I thought he was the guy who started some war in France or something...Oh well. My brain is officially off for Thanksgiving break anyways.

    -Lizard Man

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  62. Or better yet by gearheadsmp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or better yet, while Darl's smoking his crack pipe and hallucinating, whisper into his ear that suing the Church of Scientology would be a an open-and-shut legal case.

    1. Re:Or better yet by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeahbut .. they're probably already whispering in his other ear. Think about it: CoS, SCO. Coincidence?

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  63. SCOs next hot air baloon... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Take a quick poke through all the companies they've threatened officially or inofficially in various press releases, press leaks, SCO insiders and whatnot. Who have they sued? NOBODY. Except IBM, over some contract. That's it. Red Hat has countersued, SuSe and more have gag orders in effect, what has SCO done? SCO has not filed one single IP suit, no matter how you define IP, be it copyright, trademark, patent or otherwise. They only threaten to do so without actually doing it.

    This is yet another stock inflation tactic. They aren't going to sue Google, or a "unspecified Fortune 500" or Linux endusers or anything at all. They only pretend to, and then pull out another rabbit out of their hat. Like some new licence issue (BSD), subpoenaing Linux "celebrities" or a IBM poke shot or similar. They're quite skilled illusionists, if you fail to see the big picture.

    Because nobody seems to be asking the question: What happened to all those claims you made last week? Oh, they're still just claims. You haven't made any action whatsoever to follow up on those claims. If you're slow on the take, you might think that these are now actually being handled, and that these are more and more valid claims SCO is pulling out of their ass. I just hope the courts will bitchslap them swiftly, once it gets that far...

    Kjella

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  64. Microsoft invented SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft"

    I'd rather say : Microsoft invented SCO so people would not place MS as the topmost hated companies

  65. Why are people taking this seriously? by mcc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It makes sense to report on this; it shows where SCO's PR efforts are heading.

    But why do people seem to be seriously considering the possibility that SCO might sue google?

    Pay attention to what's been happening since January, and you'll notice a pattern. Over, and over, and over, SCO says they're going to sue someone. They threaten lawsuits, say they have plans for lawsuits, announce a new lawsuit target every week. But they never sue anyone. They still haven't sued anyone except IBM, and the IBM suit concerns NOTHING but a contractual dispute between SCO and IBM.

    If SCO says they're going to sue someone, that does not in the tinest way indicate they are going to sue that person. It's all just making noise to keep the press spotlight on them.

  66. Re:Better than... by DF5JT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple are using a bsd core for OS X, not linux. Thus they are safe.

    And I thought BSD was next. Silly me.

  67. Actually, yes. by mcc · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apple is exactly where Microsoft wants them: They are contained. They are in a niche market with clearly defined bounds (the "higher end" end user) and they show no indication that they have any path whatsoever from there to touching Microsoft's core target market (the person who just wants 'a cheap PC', the business market). Microsoft is not concerned with contained threats. This is why MS has been pretty much ignoring Mac OS X, but they're jockeying violently against the iTunes Music Store.

    Google is very very much an unknown, uncontained threat. They have a lot of leverage, they have energy, mindshare, and are actively expanding, and worst of all, Microsoft has no way to control them in any way. If Google decides they want to put up a link on their front page that says "hey, if you click here, it will install Quicktime and play the Return of the King trailer", there will be a whole lot of people installing Quicktime that day.

    Worse, google is actively moving in ways that indicate direct potential threats to things Microsoft cares about. It's only a tiny step from the Google Toolbar to the Google Webbrowser. It's not much of a step at all for Google News to expand into something that could dwarf MSN.

    Remember how much effort and money MS put into knocking tiny little Netscape out of the market, even though they got nothing in return? Microsoft cares deeply about potential threats. And potentially, Google can be very scary to Microsoft.

  68. More than Just speculation - by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Suing Google first is illogical (even in terms of existing SCO "logic"). With upwards of 10,000 servers, at 699$ a pop, Google has an obvious incentive to fight it in court. If SCO wanted to start sueing over liscences, they would start with someone who would only owe a few thousand, and claim the result as a precident before going after a bigger firm. Even if SCO was more interested in damaging Google's reputation or profitability than actually taking it to court and winning, they would still go for a quick, easy win on a small case if only to make their complaint more believable. No matter how crazy or not SCO's actions may seem, this leaves only two possibilities.

    1. SCO has no intention of actually sueing anyone else. They have a plan that involves skirting the law, but not technically crossing the line. They are sticking to that plan and not getting drawn "offsides". This plan has (or had) a good chance of making the SCO execs money, even if it ruins the company. It has (or had) a good chance that legal penalties will be avoidable or worth it from the point of view of the initiators, even if legal penalties are possibly savage on some of the followers. It may go wrong, and stick everyone involved in prison, but the odds look acceptable or better (or they looked that way when the plan began). Simply, isn't a crazy plan even if it sometimes looks so from our outsiders perspectives.
    2. SCO is nuts. They are so nuts that they are going to deliberately avoid taking an easy action that would greatly improve their chances of overall success. They have no rational goals at all, just totally delusional ones. Somehow, a hundred or so people have built this totally delusional structure and are getting by with it for at least a few more months before it all comes crashing down.

    This makes a great test. IF SCO actually sues Google without going after a precident first, then #2, else #1. Matters have progressed to where we can stop considering #3 (SCO is just a little bit nuts - they started with a rational plan, but when it didn't work, they hung in there way too long instead of cutting their losses). I'm betting that SCO won't just suddenly announce a suit against Google, and in time this alone will prove #1 is true.

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  69. If you believe SCO will fail... SHORT THE STOCK! by SlideGuitar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you really believe SCO valuation is too high and based on wrong facts and a strategy that is bound to fail, I guess it is time to short the stock...

    (That's how you make money on a decline in price...... you borrow X units of stock with an agreement to return X units of stock... if they go down in value, you profit from the loss in value... and if they go up, you lose.)

    I'm not an investor... but for all you folks who REALLY believe that this isn't going to work because SCO is wrong on the facts.... well, here's a great way to make a tidy profit!

    Of course "wrong on the facts" doesn't mean that SCO is going to lose... this is a bet on what will happen, not who is right and who is wrong. :-)

  70. The Dark Lord - evil and clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jeez,

    Y'know, I really dislike Microsoft. I mean, _really_ dislike. But sometimes you have to admire how smart they are...

    Linux is doing well - encroaching on Balmer's own 'my precious'. What's the Dark Lord done in the past? "Buy them and sink them!". AARGHH, can't do that here. Right, what do we do? Aha, the SCOrks - the perfect solution. Snivelling, pathetic, low life failures; set them up to do the dirty work. OK, that's going well - lots of FUD and chief ork McBride's taking all the flack. Back to the dark tower to continue the quest.

    What's next? Ah yes, the next great phase in the plan for total domination - the Winternet. Hmm, nasty Google upstarts are doing better than our own little number. But they're a company - ha ha! Let's buy em. WHHAAT? How dare they reject the Dark Lord's advances. Right, deal with them, but how?

    Ahh, the trusty SCOrks. Let them deal with the obstinate upstarts. Fits nicely into the battle plan we commanded them to follow anyway. And all the time, everyone says "the SCOrks are bad! Booo! Down with the SCOrcs! And none of the fools realises the SCOrks are simply my entirely expendable pawns. "Sometimes, my dark genius impresses even me!"

  71. IF it is true . . . by Slavinski · · Score: 2, Interesting


    If it is true, then it really makes one ponder
    the recent "attempt" to purchase Google by
    Microsoft as well as the money that was given
    SCO as "licensing" fees from the same.

    All this is speculation and conjecture of course
    but we do love conspiracy theories here at /. don't we? :)

  72. Re:Better than... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2, Funny


    render farm of over 6000 Linux PC's

    I didn't realize Google was doing 3-D graphics.

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  73. SCO Denying That They've Targeted Google by MuParadigm · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,4149,1398341,00.as p

    Note: Blake Stowell doesn't say they won't sue Google, just that they haven't decided on a target yet. He does admit that Google is one of the Fortune 1000 they sent letters to.

    This is, of course, just another way for SCO to pump up the stock action. Not really denying the story spreads the rumor, without courting the kind of suit Red Hat slapped them with.

  74. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by odin53 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The worst part is that unlike IBM, Google may not have the vast army of lawyers to devote to their defense. Now they're not poor, and they do have lawyers, but nothing like the fancy-pants ones that IBM has on tap.

    I can't find a link to the source article anymore, but Google's general outside counsel is Wilson Sonsini in Silicon Valley, considered the top tech law firm and generally one of the top corporate law firms in the country; Google also uses some of the top IP firms in the country for some of their IP needs. Wilson Sonsini or any of the IP firms they use are easily as "fancy-pants" as IBM's lawyers, and definitely can handle anything thrown their way.

  75. Federal Mail Charges? by utlemming · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is a FELONY in the United States to send an incorrect or fraudlent invoice in the mail knowningly. If SCO so much as mails a notice requesting ONE PENNY from Google, et al, then the United States Postal Inspectors can get involved. And since SCO has the burden of proof, then SCO will have to prove to the Postal Inspectors in court that there is copyright infringment and Google owes SCO. Further, if SCO is killed in the law suit and found to have violated the GPL knowingly it is further proof for felony convictions.

    Now wouldn't that be a great reputation for the Post Office -- the FBI could not get Al Copone, but the IRS could, the FBI did not go after SCO, but the Post Office did....

    If you have recieved an invoice or a letter from SCO via snail mail you can report it to the USPS HERE. Then you can scroll down to subject of complain and select "False bill or invoice."

    Rember, sometimes unorthidox means need to be used to take out the bad guys. What does the Postal Service have to loose by taking out SCO?

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  76. Future news story by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Funny
    I just looked at Google News for next year (they give me access to the advance copy)

    SCO Chief Sues Hospital (C|Net)

    SCO CEO Daryl McBride added Our Lady's Hospital of the Imaculate Inspection to the long list of littigants in SCO's ongoing littigation aggainst Linux users.

    McBride was taken to the hospital after sustaining injuries while attempting to serve a writ on the penguin enclosure at the Bronx zoo.

    While receiving emergency care Mr McBride noticed that the life support machine being used by the hospital was running the Linux operating system. "Its incredible", McBride exclaimed to a C}Net correspondent, "these people think they have the right to save lives using stolen software".

    McBride was not available for further comment after falling into a coma. However his lawyers issued a statement confirming that an injunction had been obtained requiring the hospital to immediately cease use of the machines in question and that it would be served "as a matter of utmost urgency".

    It is not known at this time how the elephant came to be in the penguin enclosure.

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  77. SCO is merely a cog in the grand MS FUDmachine by parboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This whole drawn-out drama is pure FUD, and nothing but FUD, from the latest of Microsoft's minions. Call it a delaying tactic, a rearguard action, a smokescreen, call it what you will. As long they can keep you stirred up about this, they are achieving their goal. Which is, *anything* to slow the growing tide of disgusted people breaking away from MS and moving toward independence.

    SCO knows they can't win in court - it's public perceptions they're playing to.

    So simply ignore it, stay focused, and move toward independence anyway. Speak the truth quietly, and move on. Move toward Linux, or move toward Unix, or (even nicer) move toward OS X. Move toward open file formats and cooperative networking standards. Move toward a community of equals and a marketplace of open and honest competition. Well, OK, at least toward a level playing field.

    Darl Mcbride is merely the current paymaster and PR man for the current set of lawyers. Simply ignore him, and them. IBM will demolish them soon. MS will just have to bring another FUDbuddy in from the bullpen that much sooner..