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Ohio Also Passes Law Against Recording In Cinema

madmancarman writes "Following California's lead, Ohio has also passed a law making recording in a movie theatre a crime. A first offense would be punishable by six months in jail and up to $1,000 fine, which is lighter than the legislation introduced in Michigan that would bring up to 5 years in jail and a $250,000 fine. The most interesting quote concerns a study by AT&T Labs: 'Their conclusion: 77 percent of the films came from insider sources, either motion picture companies or theater employees taping from the projection booth.' I searched Ohio Gov. Bob Taft's press releases, but couldn't find any mention of it."

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  1. This is news? by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So Ohio passes a law making sure that at least there are less pirate movies. What is wrong with that?

    1. Re:This is news? by zakezuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is that what it's about? I thought it was about back row theater pornography, where in many cases the people engaging in concentual sex acts are not quite of their majority. After all, this is a major problem too.

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    2. Re:This is news? by bsdfish · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why does something have to be wrong to be news? Some people may like this law, others may not, but it's certainly newsworthy as it's one of the first state laws of its kind, and the relative laxness of its penalties are also notable.

    3. Re:This is news? by willtsmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is what the infrared settings on camcorders are for. There should be special exceptions for people taping patrons vs the movie ;-)

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    4. Re:This is news? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the relative laxness of its penalties are also notable.

      WHAT?!?! Kiss my ass. 6 months is jail is NOT lax! I don't want to spend 6 hours in the custody of the state.

      I> A first offense would be punishable by six months in jail and up to $1,000 fine

      First offense drunk drivers don't get 6 months in jail in Ohio.

      Just because the pentalties aren't as draconian as California's doesn't mean that they're lax.

      LK

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    5. Re:This is news? by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So Ohio passes a law making sure that at least there are less pirate movies. What is wrong with that?

      I live in California, so this is a familiar issue for us. It seems to me that this regulation will do little or nothing to stop piracy. The camcorder rips are only of value when they're released on the 'net BEFORE the movie hits theatres. This means either it was released in another country first (in which case this law is useless) or it was a sneak-preview for a focus group (in which case the industry should just monitor these viewers more closely, dont let anyone bring in a tripod...)

      Camcorder-in-theatre ("Telesync") rips are generally a last resort in the piracy world, favored much by rips from a leaked preview DVD/Tape ("Screener"), or a rip from a retail DVD after it's release. I'm not too deeply in touch with the scene, but it seems to me most movies have a screener rip in circulation by the time they're in theatres.

      Long story short: this, and similar laws will be ineffective because by the time a movie is released to the masses, the incentive for piracy via a smuggled camera is LONG gone.

      --mike

  2. Waste of taxpayer resources by Brahmastra · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A movie theater is a private place. They can throw out anyone they want. Why don't they use their own security personnel to throw out people with cameras? Why should tax payers foot the bill for what the movie theater can prevent without new laws?

    1. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by n0nsensical · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't seriously be suggesting that politicians avoid spending tax dollars, can you?

    2. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Because movie theaters don't care if you tape a movie. The last thing they're going to do is piss off their paying patrons.

    3. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by DoorFrame · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, because it's not really the movie theater's individually who are angry... it's the film executives. They don't own the movie theaters, they own the movie producing companies. Now, if only they had a monopoly on venues as well as production, we'd be in a much better situation.

    4. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Insightful
      With the percentage quoted for insider jobs, their own security personnel are probably in on it.

      Why don't the politicians pass a law to really throw the book at bank-robbers who double-park during the robbery?

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    5. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by c1ay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So basically the police can now arrest you for making a movie in a private business but they won't write a ticket for an auto accident in the parking lot of that same private business. Something looks mighty screwy here.

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    6. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by dirk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's also private property in a store, yet it is still illegal to shoplift. Why don't they just throw people out of the store and forget about it? The whole point of making something illegal is to discourage people from doing it. The only way to discourage someone from doing something is to have some kind of consequence. Getting thrown out of a movie theatre is not the kind of consequence that will stop people from doing something. Hell, it won;t even keep people quiet during a movie.

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    7. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now, if only they had a monopoly on venues as well as production, we'd be in a much better situation.

      I don't even know where to start with this one.
      Do you work for microsoft?

      ~dank

    8. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by netsharc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Shouldn't they be more afraid of the MPAA Mafia? "Ban all cameras, or you'll have to pay 50% more for each film reel we sell to you.", or worse, the MPAA can just stop giving them the licence/whatever to show the films.

      To comment on the article, I don't understand why idiots even bother downloading cam-rips, the quality is so shit, you're not getting the real film: the angle is wrong, the color is usually gone, the audio can be good when ripped from source when it's an inside job (ha nowadays an MPAA cop sits in the projection booth, the article claims), but if they used the camcorder mic to record it, that's not exactly CD quality is it?

      The only thing it's doing is helping the FUD for those who claim "Star Wars 2 was available on the internet in digital quality 30 minutes after its grand opening.". Digital quality? F'ing idiots.

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    9. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2, Informative

      if only they had a monopoly on venues as well as production

      They used to and they would if they could. They are forbidden by law. Actually, the studios are charging the theaters so much to show the crappy films they produce that the theaters have to charge 8.50 and 9 bucks just to break even.

      -B

    10. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by AxelTorvalds · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What better way to make good bootlegs?

      We should follow the military on this, you want a security clearence you know what they look for? They look at your financials like nothing else because that is how you're blackmailed or instable. Most of the spies that have damaged our country did it for the money, very few did it for ideology. You can probably have DUIs and drug arrests and become a secret service agent easier than having a some late bill payments on your credit.

      What do you think goes throught the mind of a projector jockey making $6-$15 an hour showing the same shitty movies over and over and over. Shit, the managers of the places don't make crap. And it's not like the industry doesn't brag about its money, that's all you hear about movies in the news, "record breaking weekend," "record opening," "biggest budget ever." I mean in a recession, a movie and dinner date is what? $50 to $100 depending on if you have drinks with dinner, you think the people working at the theater can afford that with their disposable income?

      If I was working at a theater, I could possibly start boot legging, you can buy a decent recorder cheap and then if you had the connections to sell the movies you could easily make a lot more than you'd ever get at a theater. That's just simple economics. You want loyalty you have to fork out some more money. I'm not saying it's right to do it or anything but you get what you pay for and the movie biz is extremely top heavy paying people 10s of millions of dollars regularly where the people taking your tickets and cleaning up the theaters and actually showing the movies make squat.

    11. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's also private property in a store, yet it is still illegal to shoplift.

      Not if you have permission of the store owner.

      Getting thrown out of a movie theatre is not the kind of consequence that will stop people from doing something. Hell, it won;t even keep people quiet during a movie.

      So would you support a law against talking during a movie?

    12. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by 1ini · · Score: 5, Funny

      What do you think goes throught the mind of a projector jockey making $6-$15 an hour showing the same shitty movies over and over and over. You should watch Fight Club, as Brad Pitt pretty much explains it there.

    13. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by Anonymous+Coed · · Score: 2, Informative
      Technically you've only shoplifted if you leave the premises with the item.

      Not always. Many jurisdictions have laws regarding "concealment with intent to steal." So be careful if you think it's A-OK to pull that particular stunt just anywhere.

    14. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by orionware · · Score: 3, Informative

      "What do you think goes throught the mind of a projector jockey making $6-$15 an hour showing the same shitty movies over and over and over. Shit, the managers of the places don't make crap. And it's not like the industry doesn't brag about its money, that's all you hear about movies in the news, "record breaking weekend," "record opening," "biggest budget ever." I mean in a recession, a movie and dinner date is what? $50 to $100 depending on if you have drinks with dinner, you think the people working at the theater can afford that with their disposable income? "

      What state are you in? In illinois the projectionists are union and they make between 22 and 26 an hour to press a start button, splice previews and commercials and take naps. The projectors maintained by outside firms for the newer chains becuase they are quite complex these days.

      As for the managers.. I was one 10 years ago and was making 55k THEN.

      It was an 8 screen Cinemark theatre and on a weekend we'd do 30k in concession sales easy.

      Believe me, the theatres do get leaned on by the studios already. They will not have any trouble getting the theatre chains to help push their agenga.

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    15. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by zurab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why should recording in a movie theater be illegal? This is a private matter between movie producers, movie theater operators, and paying customers. Why does the government need to intervene? There are already laws that deal with copyright infringement but that's a separate crime by law.

      Would it be OK if gov't made recording at all concerts illegal? And passed a law to jail anybody with a camera or a microphone recording a performance? Some venues and artists allow such recording, and it's none of government's business if I will allow such a thing on my property or not. Again, copyright infringement is a different matter altogether - copyright laws deal with those issues.

      With regards to stealing and theft comparison - get a clue! Recording a performance is in no way comparable to stealing property. We are not even talking about copyright infringement here, just recording. Yes, you will say, those recordings may be used for copyright infringements, so will most cars sold be used to break speed laws. Should we sentence everybody who buys a car to 1 year jail term to compensate?

    16. Re:Waste of taxpayer resources by mpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the studios are charging the theaters so much to show the crappy films they produce that the theaters have to charge 8.50 and 9 bucks just to break even.

      Their profit is more likely to come out of selling expensive soft drinks and popcorn.

  3. Jail??? by pragueexpat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems that we are getting lazier and lazier with out punishments. Just throw everyone in the slammer for every infraction. Is jail really necessary for this crime? I think a much higher fine and/or serious community service would benefit society much more...

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    1. Re:Jail??? by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny

      They should force the perps to watch the whole Matrix trillogy front to back unless they promise to be good from now on.

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    2. Re:Jail??? by willtsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed, lots of community service would probably serve the public better. Of course, the MPAA lobby isn't concerned with the public's interest, they are concerned with their own.

      The biggest deterrent is probably to just confiscate a $500 camera. This would keep most amateurs from engaging in the activity.

      The jail time should be reserved for those who sell bootleg tapes. That's a commercial endeavor. Simple fines won't discourage them. Thats just a cost of doing business for them.

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    3. Re:Jail??? by Interruach · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why not make all the people so obviously anxious to record things, go out and make endless endless public advice films. "Here is Bob. He thought he'd make a few bucks down at his local cinema...."
      Could use it as advertising. Each one different. We're in favour of that, aren't we?

    4. Re:Jail??? by tangent3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That ain't so bad. Make them watch Reloaded and Revolutions and deny them from the original Matrix.

    5. Re:Jail??? by Simonetta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. We need fewer idiot laws that don't do anything to address the underlying cause of the problem, but throw people into corporate-owned private prisons for chickenshit offenses.

      When I was reviewing films for a small magazine, I would often bring a small hand-held microcassette recorder to capture the thoughts and opinions that I had on a scene or sequence as it was playing on the screen. I would review the taped comments afterwards and type up a detailed and helpful movie review.

      Now this is a felony?

      Plus if theatres are going to put twenty minutes of commercials and psuedo-news about the entertainment industry before showing the movie that we have paid for, then we should certainly be allowed to bring our own entertainment devices like portable DVD players and laptops to make productive use of this time. And since all digital devices today record as easily as playback data, then doing this is now a felony?

      Threatening people with serious jail time for engaging in an activity is not really the best way to encourage people to want to do that activity. So why are people that depend on having other people putting their butts into seats watching a movie threatening jail time to people who come to theatres to watch movies? Whether or not they want to record a movie that they're watching is really the concern of the viewer and the theatre owner.

      If the theatre owner were more concerned about providing the optimum movie-going experience to his paying customers, he wouldn't have to worry about anyone wanting to duplicate the experience outside of his venue.

      The core problem of Hollywood is not how people chose to consume its product, it is that amount of time and money that people are willing to spend to consume its product is beginning to fall while the price of producing this product continues to rise uncontrollably.

      Passing horseshit laws about camcorders in theatres doesn't address this core issue, and therefore will do nothing to solve it.

    6. Re:Jail??? by JamesO · · Score: 2, Funny


      Hello? Cruel and unusual?

    7. Re:Jail??? by Squirrley · · Score: 2

      In Ft. Lupton, Colorado, they do something kindof like that. for ppl who get arested for driving around at 2 in the morning playing loud music from their cars, the judge can make them listen to a couple hours of whatever.

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    8. Re:Jail??? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Plus if theatres are going to put twenty minutes of commercials and psuedo-news about the entertainment industry before showing the movie that we have paid for...

      We are actually paying to see 20+ minutes of advertisements, and this astounds me. I went to see LOTR a while back and as if a 3 hour film isn't long enough, I sat through 20 minutes of advertising at the start of it - that I paid 27 NZD to see! Sure, I'll obviously not buy anything from the advertisers, but is the public really so pacified that they accept this crap? Have we come to accept this visual and informational pollution everywhere? Viva la revolutione.

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    9. Re:Jail??? by jonfelder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why was this modded as Insightful?

      When I was reviewing films for a small magazine, I would often bring a small hand-held microcassette recorder to capture the thoughts and opinions that I had on a scene or sequence as it was playing on the screen. I would review the taped comments afterwards and type up a detailed and helpful movie review.

      Now this is a felony?


      No. Not unless you were -VIDEO- taping the movie. Using an audio recorder and recording your comments does not fit this description.

      Plus if theatres are going to put twenty minutes of commercials and psuedo-news about the entertainment industry before showing the movie that we have paid for, then we should certainly be allowed to bring our own entertainment devices like portable DVD players and laptops to make productive use of this time. And since all digital devices today record as easily as playback data, then doing this is now a felony?

      Not unless you use the devices to record the movie.


      If the theatre owner were more concerned about providing the optimum movie-going experience to his paying customers, he wouldn't have to worry about anyone wanting to duplicate the experience outside of his venue.


      Why's that? People often sell these bootleg copies. Furthermore there are always people out there willing to get something for nothing or next to nothing. How can a theatre owner compete with someone selling bootleg copies for $1.00 a piece? These people are already willing to watch a crappy camera rip. I don't see how the theatre experience is really relevant at this point.

      The core problem of Hollywood is not how people chose to consume its product, it is that amount of time and money that people are willing to spend to consume its product is beginning to fall while the price of producing this product continues to rise uncontrollably.

      Not true. The problem is, is that technology has made better and better quality rips (they still suck though) easy to do. Cameras have gotten much smaller, cheaper, and now they are digital making distribution a lot easier. It will always cost less for someone to video a movie than to produce it. Hence the cost for the bootlegs will always be less. As technology gets better the bootlegs will get better. As you know there will always be people willing to pay for an inferior product if it's considerably less.

      Passing horseshit laws about camcorders in theatres doesn't address this core issue, and therefore will do nothing to solve it.

      Ah, finally a somewhat true statement. Since according to the MPAA 77% of the bootleg copies are insider jobs, this will do nothing. However one thing it does do is take a portion of the piracy out of the theatre's control. Before the theatre had no incentive to kick people out for video taping movies. Now the police do it. I believe the punishment is crazy. I think confiscating the tape and maybe the camera would be much more reasonable. Reserve jail time for the people found selling the bootlegs. What's really nuts is that the punishment for doing this is worse than the one for a first offense DUI.

    10. Re:Jail??? by Niadh · · Score: 2, Informative

      What's really nuts is that the punishment for doing this is worse than the one for a first offense DUI.

      Untrue. In Ohio a first offense DUI is a first-degree misdemeanor that has the same punishment as this crime. The difference is that a first offense DUI has a mandatory minimum of 3 days in jail or a 72-hour alcohol safety traffic school, $250 fine, 6 points against your license and a 6 month license suspension (you can get work driving rights). Other than you're right. This law has no place in the books.

    11. Re:Jail??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "How can a theatre owner compete with someone selling bootleg copies for $1.00 a piece"

      If you're talking about somebody taking a Video Recorder and sitting in the seats and taping the film.

      Do you realize how poor the quality of this copy would be? I mean, if a theater owner can't compete with that, he needs to rethink the environment of this theater.

      I'm not advocating copying movies; far from it...but lets be serious... people taping movies in theaters are not a serious threat to the economic livelihood of the MPAA or the theater owners.

  4. The real question is... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How much longer before movie-downloading becomes so commonplace and convenient that Slashdotters start convincing themselves that they're justified in doing it to appease that pang of guilt they feel? They've already done it with mp3s. After movies, all that's left is warez, but for some reason everyone is opposed to that.

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    1. Re:The real question is... by obsid1an · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe a better question is how long until you can legally download movies. Their size is the biggest hold back but that won't last long. History has shown that people will pay for something they can get for free so long as there are benefits to it (good quality, fast download, legal, etc).

    2. Re:The real question is... by westyvw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Legal guilt? Many laws are based on morality and henceforth are biased, so dont mention legality. Whats legal and whats not often is just who ever was loud enough and had enough money to pay for it.

      Morally? The fact that art used to define culture, art was an expression. Now it is OWNED. Thats a moral dilemma. Is the Cat in the Hat a movie or an AD to get my kids into Burger King? Thats just sad.

      I personally dont download movies just because I am not going to sit around that long. Its just boring.

  5. This will stop the 53 people... by gilrain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...who haven't figured out that you can get high quality DVD rips earlier and more reliably. This seems to be yet another solution in need of a problem.

    1. Re:This will stop the 53 people... by Chazmati · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll bet they're more concerned with in-theater pirating going out on P2P networks while the films are still playing in the theaters, thereby reducing the take at the box office. That is, after all, the biggest source of income for the studios. Here on /. we're seen post after post about how CD's are so expensive relative to DVD's, neglecting to consider that the DVD sales are secondary to the box office take.

      If anything, this law indicates more that the MPAA considers DVD piracy a lost cause and is shifting their efforst to hold onto the box office coffers.

    2. Re:This will stop the 53 people... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The MPAA considers DVD piracy a lost cause? Have you already forgotten what still goes on regarding DeCSS lawsuits?

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  6. Overseas by oaf357 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Every bootleg I've ever seen has been recorded overseas.

    If you want to stop copyright violations go to a foreign country and start busting the K-Mart and 7-Eleven equivalents that are selling LOTR and Matrix movies on store shelves while the movies are still in the theatres.

    There is nothing wrong with this law, in my opinion. But, I find it an incredible waste.

    1. Re:Overseas by dpilot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Reclassify movie bootlegging as "economic terrorism" and you can apply a whole different set of laws and punishments. Plus if there's some particular country harboring economic terrorists this way, there's always Regime Change.

      First to go should be Norway, for harboring that well-known economic and computing terrorist, Johansen.

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  7. Over here, over here by heironymouscoward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Curiously, when "Master and Commander" came out in Belgium a month or so ago, it was proceeded by a bold notice that anyone caught filming in the cinema would be hunted down, skinned alive, and thrown naked and bleeding to the dogs. And their film and camera would be confiscated and maybe kept for like a week or so.

    The hordes of surreptitious filmers immediately ran out of the cinema, where they were aprehended by the local branch of the MPAA.

    Not. I have never seen anyone filming in a theater, and the few pirate films I've seen that were made this way were incredibly unwatchable ("cough cough", shadows walking in front of the film, noises of coke being slurped and people making out in row 2.)

    I mean... does this actually present a threat to the movie industry?

    Surely a balanced law would also mandate prison for people who make movies like Matrix 2 and 3? This kind of crap product is a far greater threat to cinema revenues than pirates can ever be.

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    1. Re:Over here, over here by tkrotchko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I mean... does this actually present a threat to the movie industry?"

      No, but I think its because the MPAA (and RIAA to the same extent) are looking to shift blame away from certain facts.

      People filming in the theater is so absurd that you'd have to be pretty hard pressed for entertainment to watch it.

      The real trouble is coming from people ripping films distributed on DVD (I seem to remember an article on the Washington Post about this a few months ago). The trouble is, they won't do anything about the actual source of the leaks, so they blame their own customers.

      Same with the RIAA...the big source of problem is organized crime making illegal copies by the thousands and millions. But those guys have guns and will kill you if you screw with them. Catching 12 year-old brittany is safer and makes better headlines and makes it look like they're doing something for their shareholders.

      Its all a game, and the only ones fooled seem to be our congressmen and women.

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  8. Dont they use DVD Screeners? by gotpaint32 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As far as I've seen recently, the majority of bootleg movies didn't come from a videotaped recording, but rather from award screener dvds instead. This law should have came in effect back in the hayday of bootleg VHSs when bootleggers relied on taping of the bigscreen. Back in the day you defintitely knew it was recorded in a theater, you could even hear babies crying in the background at times.

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    1. Re:Dont they use DVD Screeners? by zakezuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      defintitely knew it was recorded in a theater

      or the days that you knew it was recorded in hong kong, when you can see the shadows of people's heads below the screen, and all of them are holding small camcorders.

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  9. Re:Good job by Interruach · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This doesn't prevent illegal copies any more than the current RIAA/FBI Screen-of-death does.
    *Prevention* is having security staff there, monitoring you. Who wants to be strip-searched at the movies. Come on people....

  10. Interesting how early pirates get in the game by Fortunato_NC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For example, the pirated version of The Hulk I saw (on a co-worker's laptop, Mr. MPAA Thug) was an early cut, with incomplete special effects and crappy audio. With movies like Cold Mountain and others being shot digitally and edited in Final Cut Pro, with DVD dailies being mastered regularly, it's concievable that the pirates will be soon beat the studios to post-production! Instead of the Special Edition Director's Cut, we could be downloading the Sp3c1@l Ub3r 1337 H@c|3r's Cut.

    And of course, who wouldn't want to see Episode III: The Non-Crappy Version, complete with a Star Wars Kid cameo added by the pirate who actually edited together the flick...

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  11. Cell phones by dattaway · · Score: 4, Funny

    What about rebroadcasting the entire movie with cell phones? Should they be allowed to transmit the entire movie over the airwaves? I'd like to see the morons in front of me who spend the entire movie talking sent to jail.

  12. Re:Good job by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, there's plenty wrong with this law. You can't simply judge the merits of new legislation based on the results it aims to achieve.

    For a slightly more extreme example, what if I passed a new law that made it legal in Ohio to outlaw women's purses in all grocery stores? After all, I could probably make a pretty good case that much shoplifting happens when women have the ability to hide products in their purses.

    The problem in both cases is this: You're not addressing the problem the best way. As others pointed out already, it's not that uncommon to carry a camcorder into a movie theater, simply because the family is on vacation, and decides to catch a movie right after some other activity. Why should they risk being pegged as criminals, simply because they didn't have a safe, convenient place to drop off their camcorder before they came in?

    There's no need for legislation of this type. Where the legal system comes into play is with stopping the illegal resale of copied movies. Let the theaters deal with people filming movies on their own.

  13. Seinfeld by n0nsensical · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reminds me of Seinfeld episode 137:

    Jerry: What do you mean he's bootlegging the movie?
    Kramer: Well, it's a perfectly legitimate business.
    Jerry: It's not legitimate.
    Kramer: It's a business.

    Jerry: I don't care about Brody. I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn't have been more than ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs as good as Death Blow. That's who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.

    George: I'm a bootlegger.
    Anna: You're a what?
    George: I'm bootleggin' a movie, baby!
    Anna: Isn't that illegal?
    George: I can do hard time for this one. And community service!

    Frank: I'm sitting at home, reading a periodical, and this is the call I get? My son is a bootlegger? (He hits George in the head)
    George: Ow! Dad...
    Frank: Who put you up to this, was it her?
    Elaine: All right. Wait a minute. I think you've got it backwards.
    Frank: My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.
    Elaine: You got that right.
    Frank: What the hell does that mean?
    Elaine: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.
    Frank: You sayin' you want a piece of me?
    Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
    Frank: You wanna piece of me? You got it!

  14. Re:Good job by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Copyright already covers this, and as previously stated, most are "insider" jobs anyway. This law is just to scare people.

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  15. The free market solved this years ago. by dada21 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's a useless law. Government is not needed in this case (as in most new laws, they are not relevant).

    If a theater wants to show new movies, they should already have rules about this. Because a theater is private property, they should be able to ban anything they want (free speech, weapons, anything). If they want to ban recording cameras, they're free to.

    Maybe a theater may want to ALLOW cameras. In this case, the major movie production companies will probably decide not to show movies there. Smaller companies may want the cult-like home recorded movies and may possibly allow it. The free market has provided this solution already, and government now will mandate one more way for private movie theater owners to run their business.

    We are no longer free, we are no longer capitalist. We live in a mercantilist system of oppressive regulation, taxes, and tariffs. None of this system helps the average citizen.

  16. Jail for this? by WhitehatSystems.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its amazing that our society now days the answer for any violation of law is "Throw them in Jail" seems for minor infractions you get more time then you do for harsh infractions.. Why should the tax payer pay for the Movie company's property rights to be protected? Hrm..

  17. Righty-o by finker · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Their conclusion: 77 percent of the films came from insider sources, either motion picture companies or theater employees taping from the projection booth." I happen to be a projection manager at a local movie theater (not for bragging rights, just to set the stage that I actually know what I'm talking about) and I can safely say that taping a movie from a projection booth is the most retarded idea I have ever heard of. Actually, I doubt any clued-in projectionist would want to tape a movie from the booth. Most modern projectors are noisy as hell, likewise with the heat which is why film will melt extremely fast if the bulb gets too hot. The glass between the booth and the auditorium is usually (in a good theater) soundproof. Also, there isn't any sound in the projection booth with the exclusion of the "cute" hum of X number of projectors cranking away. Basically what that amounts to is: nobody likes standing next to projectors. Ever. You feed the film, start the film, and get the hell away. Repeat. Lastly, where I work, I am usually the only projectionist at night. This might be different, but trying to keep 14 projectors running at the same time gets to be a real pain. Nevermind having the time to be dicking around trying to setup a video camera to record Hollywood's next trashy movie. Cheers.

    1. Re:Righty-o by willtsmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is it possible to run the audio feed directly from the sound system into the camcorder?? That would deal with all the coughs, screaming babies, etc... Assuming the glass in the booth is optically transparent AND there is a spare window (acounting for changeovers), couldn't a camcorder be used? In the projection booth.

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  18. Re:Good job by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, but do you really think it's going to play out this way? I've often left theaters after the late movie ends at night, and there's barely any staff left in the building. You see a few guys sweeping the floors or maybe closing down the snack bar - but the ticket-takers and ushers look like they've all gone home.

    If people tape the movie and then remove the tape from the camera, replacing it with an unused blank, whoever does inspect the camera isn't going to find anything, anyway.

    I have a feeling they'll just decide "inspection" is too time-intensive and costs the theater more in paying staff to do it, so they'll just "call the cops" on anyone seen seated in the theater with a camcorder next to them.

  19. Re:useless Ohio legislators by drxyzzy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know about the Ohio legislature. But I have to wonder which
    constituency was served by this recent regulation? Did voters
    clamor for a stop to the making of bootleg recordings in theatres?

    Bravo to the politicians for timely and effective response to the
    the needs of those who elected them.

  20. I'm glad you searched Taft's press releases-- by AEton · · Score: 4, Informative

    but did you also search the Slashdot archives before you posted this dupe? Check out the comments on that story for an explanation of why this law is super duper crazy.

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  21. Well this affects you how? by Grimster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ok so it's now punishable by law to record in a theater, does this affect you? Were you planning on doing it before it became illegal? I already considered this a "bad idea" figuring any theater that caught me recording their warez would throw me out immediately forfeiting my HEFTY entrance fee.

    I mean it's not like they made it illegal to go watch a movie and tell your friends the plot and ending (though in some cases I almost wish that were illegal!).

    Though I wish they'd waste their time more productively but how is illegalizing (is that even a word) something most anyone with a brain would already realize was not something you'd want to do anyway all that big of a deal?

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    1. Re:Well this affects you how? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok so it's now punishable by law to record in a theater, does this affect you?

      If you go on vacation with a camcorder and decide, on a rainy day, to see a movie, then yes, it does affect you. What are you going to do? Leave a $1000 piece of electronics in your rental car?

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    2. Re:Well this affects you how? by Mark+Shewmaker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Ok so it's now punishable by law to record in a theater, does this affect you?
      Yes, it affects me.

      Here are a couple examples:

      1. Others have already given examples of common everyday folks "recording" things in a theatre--I mean, is it not absolutely *insane* to say that if you and 20 or so friends go see a movie as part of a group social outing, that *no one* will bring any sort of camera?

        I would think by now that it would be considered perfectly normal for weblogs and the like to include pictures of friends in situations like that!

        If the theatre owner sees that

        1. Your group is buying lots of snacks and
        2. exudes such fun and exitement in simply getting together that it rubs off on the other guests and makes them enjoy their time there more,

        and gives you a couple dozen free passes so as to get you back more often, would you think that he'd be likely to want to confiscate the cameras, cell-phones, camcorders, laptops, etc, of the group and make them want to leave?

        Do you think he'd be likely to be in favor of laws that not only require he confiscate such items, but also require that he have these customers arrested?

        I'm thinking the answer to both questions is "no".

        Not being able to record such social outings would make them comparatively boring.

        Fortunately, it's legal in my state to go to the theatre with a bunch of friends and have everyone enjoy the experience. It's too bad for the residents of California and Ohio that they're legally restrained from having as much fun.

      2. A local film society group regularly rents out theatre space to show independent/little-known films.

        At the beginning of the show, a few people representing the group get up and talk about the film, random historical tidbits related to it, etc., the story about how they heard about it and were able to "get in line" to have the film and rights to show it for a few days, and so forth, plus a bit of a status update on films they're trying to get.

        During the yearly film festivals, producers, directors, actors, and others involved in the making of the films are often there as well. (Realize these are not-very-well-known independents, and for most of them it's still a novelty for them to talk about their work in front of an interested audience.)

        Anyway, they're brought up on stage before and after the films, relating their viewpoint on things, answering questions, and basically doing a live and not-during-the-film version of a dvd's "directors soundtrack."

        Naturally, multiple people take pictures and record all this, (including and especially the folks involved in making the films--or at least they'll ask for copies later.)

        It can be a great social event, very interactive, and fun for everyone.

        But if you can't legally record any of it, then it won't be as much fun: The film society can't have pictures of their events in their newsletter or website, the people involved in the making of the films won't have hardcopy records of their memories, and the general mood of the event will be diminished given the shortsighted legal restrictions.

        Fortunately I live in a state that has not passed such a law. If a director of a small film is invited to a film festival in my state, and he has to decide between going to this film festival versus a similar event in California or Ohio, the fact that we don't legally limit him having fun like that means he's more likely to come to our event. Woohoo!

        I think it's quite magnanimous of the residents of California and Ohio to have their elected representitives limit their theatre experiences so that I might enjoy mine all the more--all without me having to vote for these representatives or contribute a dime to their compaigns!

    3. Re:Well this affects you how? by Mark+Shewmaker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Your logic does not follow.

      You quote the article's description of one power supposedly granted to theaters with this Ohio law when the theater suspects people of videotaping movies, point out how taking pictures of friends is hardly videotaping a movie, then conclude that this doesn't affect anyone. Here are some mismatches in your logic:

      1. The one power quoted is not the whole of the new law.
      2. It's not just the theater who can do this. Police can do it too, and unfortunately police are often used for political reasons. I think of this law as just another potential method for someone in power to use to cause hardship for someone who might be embarassing.
      3. You don't have to have "videotaped a movie" to be "supected of videotaping a movie", but now it's far easier to be so suspected. When they find out later that I haven't done what they think I've done, will they recompensate me for my time?
      4. Why should videotaping parts of the movie not be considered fair use and be considered *very* socially acceptable in the first place? (Meaning restrictions on such activity would affect people.)
        1. You may have missed the part in the article where an EFF lawyer wonders whether he'd be committing a felony to take a 5-second clip in the theatre to mail to some friends to point out how bad the movie is. To frame the issue in terms of your reply: Would any "theatre owner/security guard in their right mind" bother someone doing this? Would they bother if he did this with something that looked more like a traditional camcorder?
        2. In the examples I gave, people were in the theatre taking picutures and even videotaping parts of the director question/answers--even a few times when someone involved in making the film went up to the screen to point at something of interest *during the film*. (So now when a director goes up to the screen during his own film to point out a hilarious/embarassing error, the people videotaping that, (probably the people paying for his trip there) could potentially be arrested for it. Is that not insane?)
        3. Two words: "Rocky Horror" Who would not think it would be cool to have videos of their friends in a theatre doing the time warp in sync with the move? Something to show their grandkids, heh. :-)
      5. The biggest common effect I would imagine though, would be if searches on entering/leaving theatres became common--I can only hope that people wouldn't put up with such silly extra lines and just leave.

        In any even, having to go through police checkpoints on entering a movie is definitely something that would affect people.

      Unrelated to your reply but:

      1. As far as the bit about guards walking through the theatre wearing night-vision goggles: I'm sorry, but the first thing I thought of on reading that was how hilarious it would be to get one of those night-mode camcorders and record the guards walking around the theater, then sell that recording to a local news station.

        I'm guessing the camcorder would pick up the IR illumination the night-vision goggles use, and the news station could show "how your ticket money at thus-and-such theatre goes to pay for the guards to spy on you and your date watching a movie," and how the station is of course only doing the same thing themselves to expose the whole thing. (Who guards the guards, as it were.)

      2. So if the California law were passed years ago, would it have made "Last Action Hero" illegal? Remember the film shows a person watching a movie in a theatre. Come to think of it, any movie now made where at some point the characters are themselves watching a movie in a theatre could run afowl of the law, unless the MPAA exempted themselves from their own law, of course.
  22. damn by SQLz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Six months for this? People get less time for assault.

    1. Re:damn by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True.

      But corps have more rights than citizens.

  23. Using an elephant gun to swat a mosquito by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It reminds of the Great Wall of China. The Chinese built the wall to keep out the Mongols at a great financial and human cost. In its first 100 years it was breached 3 times. While the Mongols never successfully overran the defenses, the breaches did not come from superior Mongol weapon technology or military tactics. They came when Mongols successfully bribed guards. All that technology defeated by human factors.

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  24. Watermarks... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On a related note, has anyone else noticed the watermarks they've been putting into movies lately (presumably to try to catch pirates)? My friend pointed out the patterns of pink dots which were appearing throughout "Master and Commander" (a terrible movie), and I couldn't help but notice them for the rest of the movie. Granted, if the movie hadn't been so boring maybe I wouldn't have noticed them, but still, they were quite annoying.

    1. Re:Watermarks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I doubt those were watermarks, rather it was probably the DTS time-coding which you saw. Being able to see it means the light apature wasn't fully in the projector, or was cut too large. Normally the apature is cut so that light only shines on selected portions of the film, and that way you don't see it.

      There is a series of pink dots and dashes beside the sprocket holes on one side of the film. They vaguely look like morse code, and are used to tell the DTS player which frame is currently being shown on the projector. For 35mm film, DTS sound is kept on a set of CDs, so a method of synchronization is needed to keep the sound and picture together. Thats the purpose of the time code.

      I would imagine any watermarking scheme would be more subtle than pink dots which could be easily cropped out.

    2. Re:Watermarks... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2, Informative

      I doubt those were watermarks, rather it was probably the DTS time-coding which you saw.

      Read the second question on this page, or do a google search on "cap code" dots AKA "crap code" dots.

  25. Who really cares? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This law seems like a waste of time to me, but why should we argue about it? Certainly there are valid reasons expressed here as to why in theory it's mostly irrelevant; but really - if you don't plan to illegally film a movie, and you don't view these illegal recordings, why does this matter to you?

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  26. P.S. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You just illustrated exactly what I was talking about. You've justified it as a "free exchange of information" with "nothing to feel guilty about." You're so used to the convenience of doing it that you've removed any moral guilt you might have had, by labelling it freedom. Never mind legal guilt.

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  27. Going "under the radar" to state governments by -tji · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This appears to be a trend.. If getting these restrictions passed at a national level is too difficult, or is noticed and opposed by too many people, the lobbyists go to the state governments. This was the same tactic taken for the anti-VPN law and others I can't think of right now.

    While in principal I agree that filming of these movies should not be allowed. I find it disturbing how easily lobbying groups can get their pet projects pushed through state legislatures.

  28. Re:Good job by glassesmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IT DOESN'T MATTER. You failed to notice this law doesn't say anything about recording ability. If you take any recording device into the building showing a motion picture, you are now breaking the law (oh and they forgot to mention 2nd offence is a felony). You don't need tape in camera. By the way it is worded, your cell phone with camera that can record video makes you a felon whether you use it or not. And they don't need to call the cops. This law has provisions for any employee of the company to detain you.

    What is wrong with everyone here.. Just because the law MIGHT not be used to make everyone a criminal doesn't mean it should be on the books. MPAA made a statement in regards to the outcry to pressure Taft into signing bill and said 'if this law is too broad, just pass it anyways and fix it some point later'

  29. Illegal law by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not in that it's unconstitutional in and of itself (though perhaps it does violate the Ohio Constitution) but rather because it's preempted by federal law.

    17 USC 301 makes void any state law that is equivalent to any of the federally created copyrights. This Ohio statute sounds as though it pertains to duplication -- which is already covered in 17 USC 106, making it void, at least in regards to that portion of it.

    Honestly, you'd really think that someone would've checked that sort of thing in advance.

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  30. um by themusicgod1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    what the hell are you talking about? i am not guilty at all downloading mp3s. oh wait, because the ones i download are one of the following

    A) Independant/small scale Musicians who want their sound out. (i downloaded apoptygma berzerk's mp3 off their website, for example)

    B) really f'king good, to the point that i will go out and buy the artists album when i get the chanse(i have every one of jewel's albums that i can get my hands on...)

    C) rare and or bootlegs that you just can't buy.(rocked, by rape, for example)
    i will never feel guilty downloading music off the net.

    now, imagine a world where the industry that deals with distrobution does not have the ability to send swat teams into teenagers bedrooms. this is the world that i see and if people out there have to do some currently illegal actions to bring it to actuality, then all the power to them. i personally try to avoid downloading copyrighted material(even though downloading said copyrighted works is legal here, in canada, allegedly), because I DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT SHIT. i will feel better as an induvidual if i have developed a style of my own(as a musician) independant of the big labels and their filth. and the further i distance from them as i increase my skill, the more credible as an alternative to them i become. after all, sure it'd be great if i were as good as led zepplin, pink floyd or trent reznor... but what if i took a turn and became something so new that nothing compared?

    and i can tell you right now, that i feel a HELL of a lot more guilty when i go into a HMV and feed the MPAA/RIAA money through CD sales, than when i download off the net. and you should too. dont' shop at hmv, and don't buy cds from the riaa at all. but hey, everyone has a breaking point, but make sure to feel guilty when you finally break down and buy that album, after all, you are funding terror tactics by doing so.

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  31. laws & america by rzei · · Score: 3, Insightful

    By judging from up here in Scandinavia, only bad laws get set in America. This once again proves that the saying "Americans have the best goverment money can buy" and your politicians aren't even being ashamed, no, they'r are busy setting the next best record for stupid laws.

    Not that it mattered else but usually the stupid laws enforced there end up here, luckily with a big lag. As pointed out before, filming in private place like the cinema is the problem ought to be taken care by the Cinema, not by the goverment. And the penalties for a huge people destroying crime like that are just absurd.

    It's clear that no one is going to feel satisfied by the quality of those CAM and TS releases, even PROPERs are plain shitty (while being as good as they can given the circumstances) which makes it really hard to enjoy or understand the film. But as the CAM or TS works as a preview, less people will see it. As this also works the other way around, Hollywood people should be more engouraged into hiring more talented scriptwrites and new directors than lawyers and lobbiers.

    Just my 0,10e

  32. Misguided priorities by Giro+d'Italia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Try getting state legislators to increase penalties for drunk driving or vehicular homicide, and nothing happens. Grease a few wheels with your well paid lobbyists and all of a sudden, mountains are moved. Lovely system.

  33. Rape/Murder/Taping In A Theater by scovetta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Average Time Served: (from http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/pub/pdf/psatsfv.pdf)
    Homicide: 71 months
    Rape: 65 months
    Sexual Assault: 35 months
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    Recording a movie
    in a cinema in Michigan: 60 months
    " in California: 12 months

    Is it just me? Yes, I know that these are the maximum sentences, but many violent crimes carry maximum sentences around only 10 years, and they are often less than that anyway.

    <sarcasm>Basically, the message here is that if someone tries to arrest you in a theater for videotaping the screen, you should shoot them, cause hey, it would only be another few months in jail if you get caught.
    </sarcasm>

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  34. Stopping flea market sales by adzoox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I noticed five different tables this morning at my local flea market with Paycheck, Kill Bill, and Matrix Revolutions.

    At another local flea market (one of the largest in the country) there are as many as 50 tables that have pirated movies.

    These sales should be stopped at a flea market management level or the OWNER of that market should be fined.

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  35. Hilarity ensues by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    As a former state employee, I can almost assure that Bob Taft signed this law in without ever reading it; he has people who read the important stuff for him. It probably sounded like common sense at the time, and he likely gave it no more thought than that. Sign the bill, move on.

    Patently Offtopic Comment: Now for the really important stuff, Gov. Taft... former Gov. Voinovich left us a 'rainy day fund', i.e. a budget surplus that was to be kept in case of economic downturns. Where is it now?

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  36. Screeners == digital by freeweed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only thing it's doing is helping the FUD for those who claim "Star Wars 2 was available on the internet in digital quality 30 minutes after its grand opening.". Digital quality?

    Actually, while I can't comment on Star Wars 2 specifically, many, if not most movies are in fact available online when the movie premieres, in full digital quality.

    No one bothers with cams anymore, because screeners get leaked like there's no tomorrow. These are DVD copies of the final movie sent out for reviews, etc. Someone copies it, uploads to usenet/kazaa, and bam! I've seen many movies as of late that are in fact available days and weeks before they hit the theatre.

    Cams are so 1999. And laws like this are absolutely pointless (and assinine), as most movie trading is done using screeners anyway.

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  37. OT reference to security clearances by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Interesting
    You can probably have DUIs and drug arrests and become a secret service agent easier than having a some late bill payments on your credit.

    I've known more than one SCI (Secret Compartmented Intelligence) holder who had done all kinds of crazy shit before they started working for The Man. But none of these people gave a damn.

    FBI Questioner: "Did you fuck that chihuahua in Mexico City back in 1988, as your ex pain mistress asserts?"

    Would Be Secret Agent: "Yep, I sure did, and damn that was fun."

    FBI Quesitioner: "OK, you're good to go. Obviously you can't be blackmailed."

    I also know someone who was refused a Top Secret, and it really screwed up his career. They don't even tell you why they reject you. They just give you the axe. Then everyone you work with thinks that there must be something really screwed up about you, so even keeping your existing job becomes an up hill battle.

    Maybe the fact that he still lived with his mom had something to do with it.

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  38. Unbelievable by FatAssBastard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know I'll get modded down for this, but whatever, I'll be the heretic in this thread (referencing another Slashdot story).

    What's the problem here? Seriously, why are so many people so rabidly against this law? I've seen a lot of people in this thread saying something like, "We have laws against copyright infringement, whereas this law makes it illegal to operate a camera in a movie theatre."

    WTF?!? I have NEVER had the desire to use a camera in a theatre, nor have any of my friends, nor have I ever seen anyone using a camera in a theatre.

    Listen closely: THERE IS NO REASON ANYONE WOULD HAVE A CAMERA IN A THEATRE EXCEPT TO RECORD A MOVIE AND THAT'S ILLEGAL!!

    If for some reason someone were using a camera in a theatre for reasons other than recording the movie (recording their friends, seeing who's in the theatre, getting that delicious down-blouse/up-skirt shot), they should rightfully have their ass kicked and get removed from the theatre for interrupting everyone else trying to actually watch the movie!

    Sheesh, folks, pick your battles. Is this law a bit draconian? Maybe. Are there other offenses that most would agree are worse that receive lesser sentences? Probably.

    But the point is that no one's rights are being infringed here.

    Look, I'm no fan of the RIAA or MPAA (I think they're oligarchical monopolies that exist to conrol popular media to keep themselves in power and profitable) but don't let your hatred for them cause you to fight for something that just isn't worth fighting for.

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  39. It's a crime that punishes itself. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have to weigh in on this one.

    I have a friend who routinely downloads camcordered movies off of IRC channels and such.

    He thinks he's putting one over on the establishment somehow, like he's getting the full theater experience in his basement for free.

    He'll spend all night... ALL NIGHT... trying to download a movie like "Shaft" or "Spider-Man" and then sit there gleefully watching it in its miserable handheld camcordered glory on his 17" computer screen.

    He actually said to me, when Spider-Man was in the theaters, "Hey, dude, don't bother going to see Spider-Man in the theater. I've just downloaded it! Hee hee hee! Come over and watch it!"

    And I replied, "You know what, dude? Given a choice between sitting on some rickety uncomfortable discarded old wooden dining room chair in your basement, watching a camcordered version of Spider-Man on your scratched-up 17" computer screen while you fill the air with cigarette smoke, pausing the movie every twenty minutes to go upstairs for more beer, or paying about six bucks to catch a matinee of a big-screen, Dolby Surround-Sound version of Spider-Man in a smoke-free, quiet, comfortable stadium-seating high-back chair envirornment, which do you think I'd pick?"

    Needless to say, I went out soon afterward and saw Spider-Man in the theater, and enjoyed it pretty well.

    Downloading or otherwise watching camcordered movies is, in my opinion, a crime that punishes itself.

    Camcordered movies look and sound like hell.

    You want to see a movie? Please do yourself a favor and just go to the damn theater, pay the pittance they're asking, and see it there, the way it was meant to be seen.

    Roger Ebert said years ago that "If it's on TV, it ain't a movie," and I can't imagine what he'd say about what camcordered movies look like on a computer screen. I think he wouldn't even dignify it with a comment.

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