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Do Plants Practice Grid Computing?

Roland Piquepaille writes "According to Nature, plants appear to 'think' and seem to optimize their 'breathing' by conducting simple calculations through a distributed computing scheme. "David Peak and co-workers at Utah State University in Logan say that plants may regulate their uptake and loss of gases by 'distributed computation' -- a kind of information processing that involves communication between many interacting units." Nature adds this is similar to signals exchanged by ants to find the best source of food for an ant community. In their paper, the researchers added that their results were "consistent with the proposition that a plant solves its optimal gas exchange problem through an emergent, distributed computation performed by its leaves." This overview contains more details and references. It also includes a picture of the tiny pores on the surface of a cactus leaf, called stomata, which permit the plant to breathe when they're opened."

149 comments

  1. Distributed computing plants? by geoffspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of trees...

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    1. Re:Distributed computing plants? by jdray · · Score: 2, Funny

      When will a Linux port be available?

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    2. Re:Distributed computing plants? by uncoveror · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Plants feel pain, communicate, and may even be sentient, yet vegetarians claim it isn't cruel to eat them. Yes it is! Here is an exerpt from an informative article:

      "Maybe Disney will make a cartoon about a happy little vegetable. He will be called Buddy the Carrot. He'll lose his mother to the farmer when he picks her, and eats her. That could do to vegetables what Bambi did to meat! Carrots may in fact be more intelligent than deer. Who knows for sure?"
      Read more.

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    3. Re:Distributed computing plants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to know where they connected the EEG sensors to, considering that an EEG typically requires a brain to scan...

    4. Re:Distributed computing plants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Insightful? I guess the mods, like the editors, don't bother the read the links. The Uncoveror's about as reputable a source as The Onion.

    5. Re:Distributed computing plants? by shigelojoe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Carrots may in fact be more intelligent than deer. Who knows for sure?

      Well, I know that a carrot has never wandered out into the middle of the road and into the path of my car. That's got to count in the carrot's favor.

    6. Re:Distributed computing plants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      'round thees parts we call 'at a forest

    7. Re:Distributed computing plants? by ASKINVENTOR · · Score: 1

      The plants probably think they're thinking... but they are of course WRONG. Only we here on Slashdot know what they're really thinking er talking about. hehehehe

    8. Re:Distributed computing plants? by metlin · · Score: 1

      Did you know that one of the tenets of Hinduism forbids eating of anything where the plants are killed?

      Which is why, if you notice, a lot of Hindus do not eat things like Garlic, Onions, Carrots, Potatos, and the like -- anything where a plant is killed.

      Ideally, Hinduism also preaches eating only those things where you do not kill - when you pluck a fruit off the tree, and eat the fruit and throw/plant the trees, you are not killing anything. And the purpose of the seeds are also fulfilled.

      Just that it has been corrupted over the years to become something cruel and crude like vegetarianism. Its actually pantheism.

    9. Re:Distributed computing plants? by Aardpig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which is why, if you notice, a lot of Hindus do not eat things like Garlic, Onions, Carrots, Potatos, and the like -- anything where a plant is killed.

      I'm skeptical about this assertion. Just a couple of common items of Indian cuisine would seem to disprove your case: onion bhajee and sag aloo (potato). Perhaps you are thinking of Jainism?

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    10. Re:Distributed computing plants? by brinch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Feed me, Seymour!

    11. Re:Distributed computing plants? by bheer · · Score: 1

      Did you know that one of the tenets of Hinduism forbids eating of anything where the plants are killed?

      Most plants try to spread as far as possible, and plants that made themselves attractive enough for humans to eat (whatever: fruits, leaves, buds, or the whole shebang) won a bonanza - they gained lots of two-legged "friends" who had a _very_ vested interest in ensuring they reproduced.

      'Killing' plants like carrots by eating them is a non-sequitur: if man didn't uproot and eat them, a few inches of winter snow would (I think) kill them just as effectively.

      Btw, you forgot to mention - in many Hindu cultures, *widows* were/are forbidden onions, garlic, and spices - not out of concern for plants, but to enforce a life of piety.

    12. Re:Distributed computing plants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't get enough sleep. I read that as *windows* not once but thrice.

    13. Re:Distributed computing plants? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I read that as *windows*

      We can only hope that Windows will be forbidden some day...

    14. Re:Distributed computing plants? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of trees...

      I'm trying to picture it in my mind, but I can't see it, for all the trees...

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    15. Re:Distributed computing plants? by Debillitatus · · Score: 1
      It is true that many Indians do eat onion and aloo, but, hey, it's also true that a lot of Indians eat meat of some form or another. There are many levels of dietary restriction in Hinduism, and different Hindus follow different levels. It's also complicated further by caste considerations, and no need to go into that now.

      Also, in contast to what the original poster said, Hindus don't refrain from onions, garlic, etc. because it kills a plant, but because these are dirty or somehow "base" vegetables. I mean, you can't subsist on not killing a plant, can you? You have to eat some organic matter.

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    16. Re:Distributed computing plants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this flamebait? Read the fucking site he linked to. It's a bunch of joke news articles. Poor ones, I might add. And it's being modded insightful. Funny, maybe, but insightful?

  2. I'm SURE Plants Practice Grid Computing by deft · · Score: 4, Funny

    But they probably call it something else.

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    1. Re:I'm SURE Plants Practice Grid Computing by number6.3 · · Score: 1

      copse computing? Thicket computing?

  3. Way to go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now there's a way to mess with the forst pist people, post the stories in a random order on the page.

  4. Anyone else thinking Frank Herbert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was it Destination: Void or The Jesus Incident? I think it was the jesus incident. this is very reminiscent of that...

    1. Re:Anyone else thinking Frank Herbert? by zardoz342 · · Score: 1

      more relevant would be the Herbert book "The Green Brain"... Self-Organizing plants and insects become so advanced they are able to mimic the physical appearance of humans.

  5. Do eukaryotic cells practice grid computing? by hawkfish · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If one thinks of quantum computing as a kind of parallelism, then maybe so.

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    1. Re:Do eukaryotic cells practice grid computing? by wwest4 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      other interesting philosophically-related items:

      - panpsychism

      - supervenience of mind on the brain

      - the qualia problem (the crux of the mind-brain problem)

      what i find interesting is the idea that what we call is a feature of all systems, and that qualia constitute the condition of being a system - and furthermore, that the reason other systems seem to have varying degrees of sentience has more to do with scale, perspective and apparent similarity than with some ill-defined threshold of consciousness.

    2. Re:Do eukaryotic cells practice grid computing? by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      what we call is a

      er, what we call mind

    3. Re:Do eukaryotic cells practice grid computing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the link.

    4. Re:Do eukaryotic cells practice grid computing? by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      WRT panpsychism, yes indeed: Penrose is postulating that the spacetime quanta have properties of traditional experiential qualia.

      What I find interesting/disturbing are the ethical implications. Jainism is looking a lot more reasonable in light of this stuff.

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  6. Nothing central by agent+dero · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With no centralized 'nervous system' it's almost a duh.

    But don't think of it as "thinking" the individual cells act on instinct and survival

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    1. Re:Nothing central by Yunalesca · · Score: 3, Informative

      But don't think of it as "thinking" the individual cells act on instinct and survival

      Cells act on their genetic coding. Always. To modify that, you have to override the code either by adding new DNA, taking out DNA, or inserting chemicals that will act on DNA. You can program cells to force them to do things that are counter to their "natural" duties, or to damage themselves. Cells will commit suicide (apoptosis) if they're ordered to die by other cells, or if it's programmed into them from the very beginning.

      This sort of communication isn't new. For example, blastula/gastrula (embryonic) cells constantly communicate with each other in order to differentiate into many types of cells. There are all sorts of signaling patterns.

      Also, just because there's no central system, doesn't mean there can't be a relatively concentrated area of control. Certain parts of plants (and animals) produce the chemical signals to be distributed, or are sending the signals themselves. Often there is a general organization center, even if there's not a visible "node" from where everything is being controlled.

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  7. Do they call the computing nodes.... by teneighty · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...leaf nodes?

    Or are they root nodes?

  8. Yardwork by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 5, Funny

    No wonder the damn weeds keep coming back so fast - they must be overclocked.

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    1. Re:Yardwork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried smoking them?

  9. Vapor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I see the connection. Grid computing is vaporware and most plants need moist air to survive.

  10. Evolved? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Could someone shed some light on how complex systems like this might have evolved? Especially with species that are dependant on each other... plant pollination for example. It would be extremely unlikely that bees and flowers would have mutated perfectly at the percise exact time in order to make this happen correctly.

    Sometimes the creationists' theory doesn't seem too far off wack.

    1. Re:Evolved? by skintigh2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most systems, human or evolutionary, start out simple and end up very complex, sometimes not even resembling what they started out as.

      Like flying. One theory is that bugs first grew wings as solar heaters, as this allowed them to survive colder areas. Mutant larger wings let them glide, gliding led to flight.

      As for polination, I would assume plants started out by using the wind to move the pollen, and then through mutation some attracted bugs which for any number of reasons proved benefitial and made them more fit. Bugs that were benefited by the plants also became more fit as they had a new and stable food source.

    2. Re:Evolved? by Junado · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, the first plants started using water to move their "seeds": it was more like some kind of sperm that male plants would release into water in hope they would reach female ovules. This was the very first method used by plants to reproduce (actually, we, humans, are using this exact same method). Next they used the wind to move their pollen around and finally, as you said, they're using bugs, which are very efficient since they move from plant to plant, carrying the pollen from a plant to the other without much lost.

    3. Re:Evolved? by bar-agent · · Score: 5, Informative
      This system under discussion is not especially complex, and has nothing to do with other species or with pollinators.

      The pollination example you gave is similar to the tired creationist argument of the eye, which asserts that the eye is too complex to have evolved piece by piece. This is, of course, incorrect. Scientists have determined how the eye could have evolved, and have found examples of each stage.

      Pollinators could have evolved like this (though IANA botanist):
      1. A plant evolves wind-borne pollination.
      2. A flying insect likes the taste of a plant's sugars. It pierces or chews leaves to get to them.
      3. Pollen happens to catch on the insect's hairs. Since the insect likes this plant, it visits many in the area, of both sexes.
      4. The reproductive success of this accidental pollen-spreading is decent enough so that evolution does not favor getting rid of the sweet sugars or developing a repellent for this insect.
      5. In fact, even sweeter sugar accidentally evolves. That plant branch (no pun intended) attracts more insects and becomes more successful.
      6. Since the food is richer at these plants than at other plants, insects that spend time at other plants get less food for the time invested. They are selected against.
      7. Another branch develops a bit of color near the pollen generation sites. The insects are attracted to the color. This branch has more of its pollen collected, compared to other branches. This branch is selected for.
      8. Etc.

      There's no stretch of imagination here. It's a clear progression of small changes, each reinforcing the earlier change.
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    4. Re:Evolved? by shokk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wonder if this is really complex at all as far as nature is concerned. We are just at this point in computing without really solving for complex AI, so this must be something similar to reflex or an involuntary response.

      The fact that ants may exhibit the same behavior makes me wonder about their level of awareness: is being vegetative really not as low a state as we believe it, or maybe we give ants too much credit, or maybe this is an example of a hive mind. Or is this something found throughtout most of nature and only where self-awareness/individuality comes in do things behave on their own in a viral devouring nature. Certainly viruses are not complex compared to humans, but as many times as we've heard human intelligence glorified, we have also been compared to ravenous viruses.

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    5. Re:Evolved? by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      Nah, it does not speak to creationism at all. Perhaps this function of plants and other functions of other life are the way they are because there was *no other way* to do it. The wheel is round not because we as creators diegned to make it round, but because any other shape would not work as well. Perhaps Thag and Lothar started with a square and realised "hmm, that not roll too well, let's cut off corners". If there was some kind of consciousness behind lifeforms, that consciousness should be fired for being grossly incompetent and just plain sadistic.

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    6. Re:Evolved? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how does the plant realize that these other lifeforms are useful for pollen-spreading?

      In the same note, why did some plants form defensive mechanisms such as poisons (poison ivy for example) or thorns (such as blackberry bushes), some sort of central plant conscience?

    7. Re:Evolved? by erik_flannestad · · Score: 1

      Given what we know about the complexities of plant and animal systems, it is my opinion, that, rather than disproving the idea of evolution, it tends to confirm it.

      Can you imagine the order of intelligence which would have been required to create not just a single cell organism; but, all the species which populate the earth?

      The idea of a divine plan seems all fine if you live in a world of newtonian physics, an all seeing deity and a very limited understanding of biology.

      However, once you begin to delve into cell biology and understand how complex the systems which govern even the simplest organisms are, not to mention how poorly we can even begin to understand them, immense amounts of time and evolution really do seem to be the better horse to back in that race.

      IMHO

    8. Re:Evolved? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how does the plant realize that these other lifeforms are useful for pollen-spreading?

      Who the hell said plants realized anything?!

    9. Re:Evolved? by Ironica · · Score: 1

      Actually, the first plants started using water to move their "seeds": it was more like some kind of sperm that male plants would release into water in hope they would reach female ovules. This was the very first method used by plants to reproduce (actually, we, humans, are using this exact same method).

      Ohhhhhh... so *that's* why mom said to stay out of the hot tub...

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    10. Re:Evolved? by CactusCritter · · Score: 1

      Coevolution handles that synchronism between plants and their pollinators.

      No creationist fables are necessary.

    11. Re:Evolved? by AlecC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The answer is - bit by bit. It is a fallacy to think that systems need to jump from state A to state B without passing through any ointermediate states. Flowers probably originally pollinated by the wind, for their own purpises, and bees originally raided flowers without concern for the flowers need. But the bees accidentally distributed the pollen better than the wind, so flowers that got pollinated by bees did better than those that didn't. An flowers that produced an excesss of sweet sap attracted more bees than those that didn't (a) got more bees and (b) got less pollen eaten, because the bees took the cheaper sap. And bees that worked out which kind of plants gave away this sweet sap ate better than those that didn't. And flowers that learmed to signal "Hey, I've got honey" go more than those which had honey and didn't advertise. And bes which learned to depend upon a slower which was successful (in part because they pollinated it) did better than those that didn't.

      Evolution doesn't take flying leaps. It takes hundreds and thousands of tiny steps. All that it requres to get from A to B is that there is a continuous path from A to B, and that every single step along that path, however tiny, moves just a tiny bit closer to B.

      Somebody has moddeled the formation of the eye from, essentially, blank skin, evolving through sensitive skin, a "visual pit", a simple cover over the pit, to developing the lens and focussing mechanism as we see it. This took something like 100,000 steps. And for each of those steps, the proto-eye that formed was just a tiny bit better than the one before and would therefore have benefitted its owner just a tiny bit. Of course, these steps would onlynhave happened very occasionally. But if a step only happened every 100 generations, and there were one generation a year (slow for insects and other small animals) to is only 10 million years - yasterday to geologists.

      What doubters of evolution often don't realise is how tiny an advantage evolution can work on over enough generations. A 1% advantage is much more than enough spread through a whole population. If it is a 1% advantage ofer the whole range, the species advances (avolves) as a whole. If it is a 1% advantage in some areas not others (e.g. cold tolerance favours those at the cold end of the range) the species will split into two lines which will specialise in different areas.

      To get on topic as to how this particular trait might have evolve, look at the largest grid we know - the world economy. This didn't spring to life in one leap. It evolved from very local communication (I give you meat, you give me sex), neigbourly communication (I give you meat, you give me axeheads), distant communications (I give you silver, you give me spices) to abstract communications (I give you green paper, you give me insurance policy) in many stages. You cannot pinpoint where "the economy" started. But it wasn't around 10,000 years ago, and it is around now.

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    12. Re:Evolved? by hesiod · · Score: 3, Informative

      > So how does the plant realize that these other lifeforms are useful for pollen-spreading?

      Go look up evolution in a dictonary, there is no realization or thought involved, just that since something as simple as bees could spread the seed while obtaining food can make it more widespread & therefore wore likely to live on in future generations.

      > why did some plants form defensive mechanisms such as poisons

      Easy: they have different ways of reproducing. Poison ivy doesn't have the luxury of being sweet easily spreadable by bees, so it would have had to work on protection instead of enticement. If animals get sick when eating a plant, they won't eat it any more. Therefore, since the threat of eating is lessened, the plant lives longer and has a better chance to spread.

    13. Re:Evolved? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Can you imagine the order of intelligence which would have been required to create not just a single cell organism; but, all the species which populate the earth?

      Maybe the infinite intelligence of God?

      > immense amounts of time and evolution really do seem to be the better horse to back in that race.

      So in the argument of infinite time or infinite intelligence, you go with the "time" one? I agree (I don't believe in God), but I don't think it's a very logically valid argument. I guess any argument including infinite anything has problems to begin with.

    14. Re:Evolved? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tell me, are you the same troll that ask that same question in every single biology-related science thread? Or is there a beowulf clusters of you?

      It would be extremely unlikely that bees and flowers would have mutated perfectly at the percise exact time in order to make this happen correctly

      Why would they mutate at the same time, or perfectly?

      Proto-bees used plants as food source, wich had the side effect of helping those very plants reproduce by bringing sexual material from plant to plant. Plants that mutated in ways that made this less likely did not benefit from it and were replaced by plants that mutated in ways that helped it (by making them easier to find, say by having bright colors). Rinse, repeat, you get plants that have evolved to use bees as sexual carriers.

      While this is going on, bees that mutated in a way that reduced pollination had smaller food sources than the bees that mutated in a way that helped it (hairy legs that carry more pollen). The hairy-legged bees had more food-giving plants around their hives, and so on.

      Now its your turn.
      Tell me: if there is only one god and he created all life at once and then wiped it all off except what Noah could fit in his floating barn. Why weren't there any wallabies in mesopotamia? How did they all get back to the other side of the world after the flood without anyone ever noticing them along the way?
      And how did they get from oceania to mesopotamia in the first place?
      If your god could teleport of fly them from one continent to the other, why would he need an ark at all? He could just levitate them during the flood, or create a flood-free bubble around them, or give them all gills for 2 months, being omnipotent and all...why even bother with an ark?

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  11. Typical by dodgyville · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw the headline to this article "Do plants practice grid computing?" and I thought "AHA! I'll just jump in here, throw in a hillarious line about plants and computers and bingo, easy points."

    Imagine my dismay when I saw that every single message on the thread is a hillarious comment about plants and their computing abilities! Ho ho ho

    You people certainly make it difficult for a person to be an edgy counter-culture warrior, disarming the system with humour.

    Just go back to bashing Microsoft and leave the comedy to me.

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    1. Re:Typical by Captain_Krewlnoize · · Score: 1

      Ok Mr Funnyperson, you're on. Make me laugh.

    2. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up.

  12. sid meyer knew it by usrusr · · Score: 1

    the ultimate geek ability: find a scifi computer game reference to every Nature story. today: Sid Meyer's Alpha Centauri.

    (k' fungii are not exactly plants, but who cares...)

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    1. Re:sid meyer knew it by C.+Mattix · · Score: 1
      My Thoughts exactly.

      I believe Planet will talk to us if we are willing to listen. These fungal stalks behave as multistate relays: taken together, the neural net connectivity must be staggering. Can a planet be said to have achieved sentience?


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    2. Re:sid meyer knew it by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Can a planet be said to have achieved sentience?

      Ho-lee shit. I was thinking of this exact same topic last night. I was high. (No, really, I am telling the truth -- stranger than fishin')

  13. It surely isn't thinking... by mewyn · · Score: 1

    It's not really a thought process, but more of an automated response. Kinda like a reflex. It doesn't suprise me that plants can communicate, after all, they have had longer to evolve than animals ;). There all sorts of things like this in biology that we have yet to discover.

    Mewyn Dy'ner

    1. Re:It surely isn't thinking... by bar-agent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interestingly, a plant getting damaged will emit chemicals into the air. When other plants detect these chemicals, they will up their production of insect- and fungi-deterrents.

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  14. This raises the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What has greater logical processing skills?
    a) Bush
    b) some plants
    c) mushrooms
    d) the dung from whence it came

    1. Re:This raises the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A) Bush

      The rest are plants or biological excrement. I mean c'mon, are you a retard or something?

      Oh wait, is this a j-ow-k?

    2. Re:This raises the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "from" in front of "whence" is redundant. Whence means "from which." I hate to be a grammar cop but I hate it when people use fancy words incorrectly.

    3. Re:This raises the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      c) The mushrooms. They hail from Yuggoth, you know.

    4. Re:This raises the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usage Note: The construction from whence has been criticized as redundant since the 18th century. It is true that whence incorporates the sense of from: a remote village, whence little news reached the wider world. But from whence has been used steadily by reputable writers since the 14th century, most notably in the King James Bible: "I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help" (Psalms). Such a respectable precedent makes it difficult to label the construction as incorrect. Still, it may be observed that whence (like thence) is most often used nowadays to impart an archaic or highly formal tone to a passage, and that this effect is probably better realized if the archaic syntax of the wordwithout fromis preserved as well.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=whence

  15. 14 comments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come this story and the last one have so few comments?

  16. So.... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    What are the fruitful implications for pot growers, I wonder?

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    1. Re:So.... by Antarius · · Score: 0

      It could be exploited as an inherent security system.

      Each plant could be used as part of a sensor grid. Come too close and the alarms go off.

      And that's when the Venus Fly Traps sping their ambush... (Anyone remember the "Leather Goddesses of Phobos?")

  17. give a whole new meaning to... by tloh · · Score: 1

    My folks used to call me little daikon head when I was younger. I used to think that was kind of degrading since the root of the plant was the edible part. I suppose I should take it as a complement now that it's been shown the top part actually may have calculating powers.

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  18. Stomata? by Agar · · Score: 2, Funny

    It also includes a picture of the tiny pores on the surface of a cactus leaf, called stomata. . .

    Unless the cactus looks like this, then they're called stigmata

    (And no, that's no goatse link and I didn't draw it myself -- found it by googling for images of "cactus cross". Once again the unholy alliance of Google and freakish AOLers is there to support an awful pun.)

    1. Re:Stomata? by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Here the stigamta are the so called "holy wounds"

      Seraphim

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    2. Re:Stomata? by theMerovingian · · Score: 1

      Stomata are the little holes in leaves that allow for gas exchange.

      If you look at a flower's morphology, you will notice little sticks with pollen balls on the end. The little balls that hold the pollen are stigmata.

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    3. Re:Stomata? by Agar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was just making a bad pun.

      The more common usage of the term "stigmata" is roughly, "marks or bleeding sores resembling the wounds received by Jesus, spontaneously appearing on the hands, feet, brow and side of very devoted followers."

      The picture I linked to is a cactus that looks like a Christian cross. A holy cactus. It has open holes...stomata...stigmata...

      Sigh.

      By the way, aren't the "little balls that hold the pollen" called "testicles"?

  19. SSSSHHHHHH by xaoslaad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't tell the hippies; then what will they eat and wear? Who wants to see a bunch of filthy, scrawny, naked hippies running about telling everyone to eat dirt.

    1. Re:SSSSHHHHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh...

      Fuck the hippies.

      Mod this shit up.

    2. Re:SSSSHHHHHH by hesiod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Fuck the hippies.

      Hell no, man! With all that "free love," I bet they have plenty of "free diseases," too.

    3. Re:SSSSHHHHHH by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Don't tell the hippies; then what will they eat and wear? Who wants to see a bunch of filthy, scrawny, naked hippies running about telling everyone to eat dirt.

      Maybe we've finally found a way to make the vegans starve themselves to death...

      Oh wait, logic has no hold over them, dang!

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  20. Um, ok by skintigh2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, plant behavior kinda sorta looks similar to what a distributed computing system might look like, therefore plants are distributed computers?

    "I saw a picture of a Mars rock that looked like a human face, therefore there are people living on Mars."

    Or is this just a buzzword-filled way to say the obvious: there is no central brain in a tree; each leaf controls it's own pores and uses chemical signals from surrounding pores and leaves for help. We already knew that trees "communicate" with each other on when it is time to start changing color. Perhaps I should write up that old news and drop in some buzzwords. I can title it "Trees form Beowulf Clusters to incentivize the diversification and downsizing of foliage."

    1. Re:Um, ok by Xzzy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it's more a comment on how something humans were all patting themselves on the back for developing, plants have been doing for millions of years.

      That's how I read it anyways.

    2. Re:Um, ok by frobber · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I agree - sounds like the obvious dressed up in trendy jargon.

      From the article it looks like they're trying to understand how a plant knows how many total pores to have open for breathing, given that each pore only has local information - there's no global sensor telling the pores what to do. They're also interested in why open pores are found in clusters.

      A simple answer might involve the following:
      (1) the pores are simple oscillators locally linked causing local synchrony. Groups of pores tend to be in sync, and the neighbors of the open group are induced to open because they're near the group. Therefore the pores tend to open near the open group, and close in the middle of the group. The result is travelling waves like a rock thrown in a pond. This type of idea was investigated I think first by Turing (of all people) in 1952 (for example)
      (2) either the intrinsic period of each pore's oscillation or it's duty cycle (how long open compared to how long off) is modulated by the pore's detection of how much the plant needs to breathe locally. The result is oscillations all over the plant of openning and closing pores whose open times are modulated to solve the plant's total breathing needs.

      Anyway, I don't see what's interesting about calling this computation. Air transmits sounds by local interactions of gas particles and the speed of transmission is modulated by density. But I don't see what is gained by claiming that the air is solving a computation to transmit sound at the right speed!

    3. Re:Um, ok by Urkki · · Score: 4, Insightful
      • Anyway, I don't see what's interesting about calling this computation. Air transmits sounds by local interactions of gas particles and the speed of transmission is modulated by density. But I don't see what is gained by claiming that the air is solving a computation to transmit sound at the right speed!

      Well, there is no right speed of sound, and speed of sound is determined very locally, by the interaction of immediatly neighbouring molecules, and stays about the same regardless of conditions a mere hundred molecules away.

      If I understand correctly, the point is that a plant is able to optimize it's gas intake/output without any actual nervous system or central controlling unit, and that for this type of a problem, this might actually be the optimal way of solving the problem.

      And problem it is, for plants. Do it wrong and die (either directly or by being suffocated on more successful plant neighbours). So unlike with sound propagation in air, there is an optimal way to do it, perhaps even several almost optimal ways, so a choice is involved. The plant that is able to choose best wins. (Note: I'm not implying concious choice here, any more than a "choice" made by neural network software is concious).
    4. Re:Um, ok by quinkin · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Heh.

      I thought it should have been title "Cellular automatons successfully model yet another cellular matrix feedback system."

      Q.

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    5. Re:Um, ok by glinden · · Score: 1

      Absolutely right. I'm not sure how they're getting to distributing computing (or grid computing) from cellular automata.

      Distributed computing, as I've seen it defined, requires substantial computation at each node. I've never heard of anyone refer to cellular automata as distributed computing.

    6. Re:Um, ok by mpe · · Score: 1

      From the article it looks like they're trying to understand how a plant knows how many total pores to have open for breathing, given that each pore only has local information - there's no global sensor telling the pores what to do.

      The point is that there dosn't need to be any kind of global control system or "knowlage". Any more than there needs to be for birds to form flocks or fish to school.

  21. Just like us, I guess... by mOoZik · · Score: 1

    While we don't necessarily use different parts of the brain for *all* activity, there is certainly redundancy and distribution. Some parts work in conjunction with others, and if certain parts are removed or damaged, the distribution (and therefore redundancy) are able to perform the same functions. I didn't RTFA, but I will now! :)

  22. Breaking news: SCO sues God by Lurker+McLurker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, there's Unix code in these plants information processing systems.

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    1. Re:Breaking news: SCO sues God by protogoogoo69 · · Score: 1

      >Apparently, there's Unix code in these plants information processing systems.

      Jan 22, 2003

      FAXED

      Mr. Ponderosa Pine
      Trees, etc.
      [address]

      Dear Mr. Pine:

      SCO holds the rights to the UNIX operating system software originally licensed by AT&T to approximately 6,000 companies and institutions worldwide (the "UNIX Licenses"). The vast majority of UNIX software used in enterprise applications today is a derivative work of the software originally distributed under our UNIX Licenses. Like you, we have an obligation to our shareholders to protect our intellectual property and other valuable rights.
      ...etc...

      Similar to analogous efforts underway in the music industry, we are prepared to take all actions necessary to stop the ongoing violation of our intellectual property or other rights.

      SCO's actions may prove unpopular with those trees who wish to advance or otherwise benefit from breathing air as a free software system for use in enterprise applications. However, our property and contract rights are important and valuable; not only to us, but to every individual and every company whose livelihood depends on the continued viability of intellectual and intangible property rights in a digital age.

      Yours truly,

      THE SCO GROUP

      By:
      Darl McBride
      President and CEO


      [And in response...]

      VIA FAX AND CERTIFIED MAIL
      RETURN RECEIPT REQUESTED

      Jan 23, 2003

      Mr. Darl McBride
      President and CEO
      The SCO Group
      [address]

      Re: SCO's "Letter to pine trees"

      Dear Darl:

      As you may have already known, we have been around longer than humans, and like whales, have memories that stretch far back into the distant past. In fact, our history starts in the Devonian period, long before this concept you speak of, UNIX, existed. We clean the air you breath and provide much sustenance for many animals, including yourselves.

      Put simply, we are certain that we have established prior art considering our vast population and lengthy lifespan. Furthermore, we would like to point out that our systems have long been embraced and are crucial to the operations of earth as you know it today. Hence a disruption in our services from any action taken by SCO would deprive our partners, including the human race, of valuable oxygen which may result in the demise of the human race.

      Due to the vagueness of your letter, we are unsure as to what infringing code is being run in our systems. If there is infringing code, then most likely it would be from your supposed UNIX systems, since our codebase has been used for thousands of years and is rarely modified.

      Therefore, we invite you to either provide specific evidence substantiating your claims or withdraw your recent allegations against the trees et al. We hope you understand the potential significant legal liability SCO faces for the possible harm it is causing. SCO's actions, if carried forward, will lead to the loss of life and planet.

      Sincerely,

      Ponderosa Pine

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    2. Re:Breaking news: SCO sues God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who is this God thing? Sounds like he's important.

  23. Game of life. by gmarceau · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The statistics of the size of these patches, and of the waiting times between the appearance of successive patches, are the same as those for a model of cellular automata: The individual leaf stomata [...] respond to what their neighbouring stomata are doing.

    Or, in one word: catuses play the game of life.

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    1. Re:Game of life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean catusesplaythegameoflife?

  24. Of couse plants are a giant supercomputer by quantum+bit · · Score: 3, Funny

    We already knew that. The plants are part of the system that was built by the mice for the purpose of answering the question of life, the universe, and everything.

  25. Utah State University in Logan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah yes... Utah State University in Logan. Home of some of the planets scariest biological research experiments. I was a grad student there in the mid 90's and had marines pointing assault rifles in my face 3 times because I took a wrong turn in the (LAB)ryinth. MARINES... with VERY large guns, not the rent a cop security gaurds like some of the other TS labs I've contracted in. The place is sort of like Black Mesa in the Half-Life games. I am suprised not many people know about it... and I hope it stays that way.

  26. see also: Microbiology by Harmotech · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Bacterial colonies will also exhibit a "thinking" behaviour. Individual bacter will respond to stimuli one of two ways: motility toward the stimulus, or a kind of rolling motion which will modify thier direction to move away from the stimulus. This individual action of "thought" utilized by an unfathomable quantity of generations of bacteria has proven its worth. Is this thinking? Maybe, maybe not. This isn't philosophy class... The point is that all forms of life can be divided into discreet units that display often surprising emergent properties when allowed to interact. Cooperation and communication between individual cells (and components of cells) in the human body is the reason you can sit here and read this post...

  27. Technologies and how we look at plants by lost+in+place · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this story were published in ___ it would be titled ___

    1790: Plants and their Hidden Telegraphs!
    1870: Do Plants Talk to Each Other on Leafy Telephones?
    1962: Plants and their Invisible DEW Lines
    1990: Plants have their Own Secret Internet!
    2004: Do Plants Practice Grid Computing?
    2010: Do Plants Engage in CyberBiphrenistic Nano-Spatulation?

    1. Re:Technologies and how we look at plants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2010: Do Plants Engage in CyberBiphrenistic Nano-Spatulation?

      Is this an offshoot of cyberdildonics?

    2. Re:Technologies and how we look at plants by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, +6 funny :)
      WAY Funny dude :)

    3. Re:Technologies and how we look at plants by lfourrier · · Score: 2, Informative

      The telegraph was invented by Claude Chappe (1763 - 1805). The Chappe brothers carried out on March 3, 1791 a first public experiment of air telegraph of Brulon with Parce on a distance of 14 km. The air telegraphs were adopted on July 26, 1793 by national Convention. July 16, 1794 the first official line Paris-Lille was brought into service.

    4. Re:Technologies and how we look at plants by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      I have to admit, I originally thought this was a troll, but once I looked at WiKipedia I found out about the Chappe brothers. I suppose it was kind of silly of me to assume that the only kind of telegraphy ever invented was electric.

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  28. Does this mean that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...SCO will be sueing farmers?

  29. Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Are they really sure it should be called a "distributed computing network" and not just a multi-element feedback network?

    While we may be able to identify the various metabolic pathways and processes in all cells, to call them "computers" implies a certain amount of discreteness either in process pathways or elements making it up. Sure, at some level there is quantization (i.e., cellular), but one cannot identify one part and say, "this is the atmospheric pressure sensor", and "this is the hygrometric sensor".

    Is the feedback system in our bodies that regulates heartrate, blood pressure and respiration a discrete computing process easily identified into its component parts? No, it's a bunch of feedback loops at various levels with a few simple inputs that produces a complex state that manifests in a few simple responses.

  30. Hell, I knew that... by jak163 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...from the naive/evil scientist in Christian Nyby's 1951 The Thing.

    Other important points:

    Don't sleep with an electric blanket near a frozen alien.
    Vegetables can be preserved by freezing, but not by cooking.
    When isolated in an artic research station, don't feed blood-eating vegetables your reserve plasma supply.

  31. It depends how you look at it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't that be, computers seem to 'think' like plants

  32. Tile the Pore pic for wallpaper. by Linus+Sixpack · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Cactus Pore pic makes funky wallpaper if you set it as a tile.

    ls

    1. Re:Tile the Pore pic for wallpaper. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel compelled to tell you an anonymous tale from NY. It's never gonna be modded, but if no one knows my story then after I'm dead I'm gone forever. It's like public exhibitionism in it's way. It's not a troll either.

      I'm sitting in my room, bored enough to actually try to tile wallpaper that cactus picture. I'm also quite drunk. I took one look at the desktop & I threw up all over my keyboard. It took me a while to find a new one (this is gonna suck tommorrow) to type this message. SSwirrlingg Swirllingg Green & neon orange swirlings are no fun when drunk, The End.

  33. all we are saaayinggg... by dandelion_wine · · Score: 3, Funny

    is give peas a chance.

    (uh. that hurt.)

    1. Re:all we are saaayinggg... by inoffensif · · Score: 1


      Yessss and please try to :

      visualize whirled peas !

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    2. Re:all we are saaayinggg... by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Peas on Earth, and good will towards men.
      -The Green Giant

  34. This leaves a hole in the English language by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1, Funny

    No longer can calling someone "a vegtable" imply total lack of brain activity.

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  35. Cactus discussion group by jgotts · · Score: 1

    http://forums.gardenweb.com/forums/cacti/

  36. Well yes by Effugas · · Score: 1

    Wow. Who would have thought we'd see cellular automata in, um, cells.

    OK, I'm being a bit harsh -- this is very cool work. But yes, life does play the game of life. It's called that for a reason.

    --Dan

    1. Re:Well yes by lxs · · Score: 1

      In other news, the Sensitive Conifer Organisation [SCO] sues IBM and Sony for using unlicenced plant technology in their new 'Cell' chips.

      Sony countered, that they are covered by the Grow Plants Licence [GPL], but would pay anyway, since the licencing fee was peanuts.

  37. It's Not just buzzwords by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know lots of people will get lost on the fact that they are decribing yet another thing in terms of computers or computation. Yes it's happened before, yes it will happen again. Telephones, Telegraph, Radio, Internet, etc.

    People used to describe atoms in terms of billiard balls, and light in terms of waves or particles. While ultimately not correct, each new model allows you to discover more about the thing your investigating.

    The models are useful until they break down. Even then they are sometimes more useful because you realize that there is something else going on and things are not quite waves, not quite particles, yet each is correct at times.

    Hopefully this will allow a better understanding of how plants work, or even allow us to build better computers by translating the biological model into new computers. Ok, not talking sky-net here, but the sarcasm is a bit high.

  38. Cellular Automata by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    If you RTFA :) it pretty much describes the stomata as cellular automata as in the game of life where they operate by simple rules based on their neighbours. The result is emergent behaviour that is computation. Pretty clever.

    Makes me wonder if forests also act like this as well ... forests are very old, in fact the rainforests of Australia have existed since well before the breakup of Gondwana and are probably 100 million years old and trees do signal one another via chemical messages I recall.

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    1. Re:Cellular Automata by Urkki · · Score: 2, Interesting
      • Makes me wonder if forests also act like this as well ... forests are very old, in fact the rainforests of Australia have existed since well before the breakup of Gondwana and are probably 100 million years old and trees do signal one another via chemical messages I recall.

      Check out Gaia Theory. And no, it's not some metaphysical or spiritual "Earth has a soul" type crap, but rather something like this tree thing in the article, except on global scale, and across species. The basic idea is that life on Earth not only passively affects Earth's biosphere while living in it, but actually regulates it (slowly, over long perioids of time) to create and maintain optimal environment for itself. For example our atmosphere is chemically quite unstable, yet almost unchanging over long long perioids of time. Is it just accident it stays almost stable, not varying from one extreme to other, or is there a more complex global mechanism?
  39. P l a n t s c o m p u t e v e r y s l o w l y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a n d t h e y t a s t e g o o d t o o

  40. Obligitory H2G2 Reference by s-orbital · · Score: 1

    The Earth is one big supercomputer. Nothing more, nothing less.

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  41. HAHAHA! by Bob+Davis,+Retired · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I eat a nice pork chop, at least it's dead. When you bite into that apple, it's STILL ALIVE! Can you hear the tiny distributed screams?

    1. Re:HAHAHA! by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      That means you over cooked it!

      Mmmmm.... tasty!

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  42. These plants by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    They didn't happen to be of the family Cannabis sativa did they?

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  43. Look... by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 1

    ...That's nice and all, but if I can't play games on 'em, what's the point?

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    It's sad when choosing an installation directory on your own qualifies you as an "advanced user."
    1. Re:Look... by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Plants have been used in all kinds of games throughout the history, such as "hit a ball with a wooden bat and run", "let's hang somebody!" and "hey, try smoking *this*, dude!".

  44. Acacia Tree Communication by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Acacia trees produce tannin in their leaves when browsed by animals. The tannin tastes so bad that the animal stops eating this acacia tree. Other acacia trees downwind sense that tannin is being produced. These trees quickly produce tannin, thus discouraging the animals from eating these trees too."

    - Source

    -kgj

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    1. Re:Acacia Tree Communication by naztafari · · Score: 1

      That's why giraffes have to constantly browse from tree to tree. The defense system of the tree they're eating kicks in, producing these bad-tasting toxins, then they then move on to the next tree.

  45. Isn't it the other way around? by naztafari · · Score: 1

    Isn't cellular automata named so because it mimics cellular behavior? (well, aside from residing in grid/cells...) Or Conway's game of Life because it resembles lifelike behavior?

  46. im sorry... by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    ...but that's the saddest excuse to link something in nature to computers.

    What really gets me is how they get off calling it a form of "thinking." It's primitave chemical reactions! (Well, so is our brain to an extent, but lets not get into that)

    Anyway, on a more relevant note: Most of the article is just hyped up computer mumbo-jumbo and try to link it with simple common sense about biology - Yes... organisims function through chemical reactions. Now just because something performs chemical reactions doesn't mean that you should talk about it in the sense of a computer.

    Basically if you take any system of reactions you can model it somehow like a computer. After all, there is order to the reactions and it can be modeled, explored, and manipulated to give a certian outcome based on the starting environment. Put that into a system that already has self-sustaining parts to it that rely on external chemical reactions (like ants, or in this case leaves), and yes... you could call it 'distributed computing', but there's no point in doing that and you end up just looking stupid to most people.

  47. Global Brain by faggabeefee · · Score: 2, Informative

    Howard Bloom's latest, "Global Brain: The Evolution of Mass Mind from the Big Bang to the 21st Century" seems relevant here. I've only just begun reading it, but this article appears to fit right in with Bloom's theories on group evolution, networks within complex adaptive systems in nature, and the possibility of a global massive data-sharing mind. Worth a look--> howardbloom.net

  48. Weild the Power! by Bega · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait until I'll get my SETI@home calculation cluster. It'll consist of three petunias, eight marijuana plants and a lawn.

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  49. Is there more to this than meets the eye? by 23 · · Score: 1
    My knee-jerk reaction to this story is


    well, doh. "Really smart scientists have discovered that living organisms perform the computation of a massively linked network of cells to optimize the (hard) problems of survival and reproduction. Within these cells, hugely complicated molecular mechanisms ensure I/O of signals and transmitters to other linked cells."


    That doesn't occur to me to be a particularly deep insight, given the current knowledge about biology and evolution. Not wanting to take the magic out of microbiology or anything, but could some enlightened person in that field describe, why this is profoundly cool, worthy of a publication in Nature?


    Thanks!

  50. Mod parent FUNNY by Ironica · · Score: 1

    What's this "Interesting" crap? This is one of my few legitimate uses of the abbreviation "LOL."

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  51. Hmmm ... by madpierre · · Score: 1

    ... the old bush telegraph. I heard it on the grapevine.

    Whispering grass
    dont tell the trees
    cos the trees dont
    need to know

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    siggy played guitar
  52. No, Mr Officer by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 1


    No, no, no, Mr. Officer! These 55 marijuana crops in my backyard? They're not for smoking pot, I swear!

    *They're a beowulf cluster, goddamit!* :D

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    Hello! I'm a disaster waiting to happen!
  53. A bit about cactus stomata by CactusCritter · · Score: 3, Informative

    The majority of cactus have a metabolic system called CAM (Crasulacea Acid Metabolism). In such plants, the stomata open at night, thus needing only to respond to light and dark, not to each other. There is no phasing of groups of stomata in the plants epidermises. CO2 enters the stomata at night whereupon mailc acid is synthesized. During the day, stomata are closed and photosyntheses is driven by the energy of the malic acid to produce the various sugars and goodies needed to run the plant.

    Only a few very primitive cacti have leaves. The rest grow stems which may be cylindrical or spherical, usually with ribs which facilitate expansion when rains fall.

    Check the current Scientific American for information about how bacteria sense the presence of many of their species in order time release of toxins and other activities. The genes and proteins which control these coordinated activities have been identified.

    1. Re:A bit about cactus stomata by CactusCritter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is one aspect of cactus group phasing whose genetic basis has not been worked out.

      The plants of seemingly any given species of cactus will all bloom concurrently, an obvious necessity for reproduction. This occurs within different populations a great distance apart.

      Seemingly, it has to be dependent on length of day, perhaps temperature range, too. However, the genetics have not yet been determined. Cactus genetic studies seem thus far to be limited to working out the sometimes confusing relationships between genera and, in some cases, species.

      There no need for networking which is only a concept in the mind of human observers-interpreters.

  54. Clouds by vikstar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is just another one of those, "Do you see the [insert anything here] in the Clouds?" Humans like to attribute purpose where it doesn't belong. What's the next headline? A particle of sand dropped in water exhibts ability to compute Navier-Stokes equations?

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    The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
    1. Re:Clouds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think the point is not to consider a pine tree as an intelligent being, but rather to consider a pine *forest* as an intelligent being. (Talk about not seeing the forest for the trees!)

      Your argument applies equally to an individual brain cell. No purpose or computation on its own. But in sufficient quantities, brain cells exhibit the emergent properties that are our very definition of intelligence.

      Certainly, it seems that the two fundamental cybernetic principles are there: both communication and control are demonstrated by groups of plants.

      My questions is how many plants working together will it take for the group to achieve conciousness?

  55. I for one ... by souter · · Score: 1

    ... welcome our vegetable overlords

  56. Plants as comupters... by hrld1,kon · · Score: 1

    Maybe Slartibartfast was right......Coming soon...The latest Hyperspace Bypass .....

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  57. Re: Do plants practice grid computing? by polaar · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't know about other plants, but it seems apples do.

  58. Sig test - do not mod. by SharpFang · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sig test - do not mod.

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  59. Hmmmm, good news by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

    for the Humanitarians!

    We can't eat meat because animals are thinking creatures, and it looks like plants now fall into the same category. Which leaves only one source of food that we know does NOT think...

    1. Re:Hmmmm, good news by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
      Which leaves only one source of food that we know does NOT think...

      Humanitarians?

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  60. Imagine by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
    Imagine hacking root on that....

    All your rhizomes are belong to us.

  61. Nothing New by hurtstotouchfire · · Score: 1

    Of course it's nothing new. Didn't Card already discover this about the descolada in the third book of the Ender's series?

  62. Plants as computers? by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

    Sow faster! We got on Slashdot!

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  63. You can't rule out the infinite by tjstork · · Score: 1

    > guess any argument including infinite anything has problems to begin with

    Watch it: does that mean you don't believe singularities exist? Or what about the big bang. At the moment prior to the big bang, the universe was an infinitely dense point.

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    1. Re:You can't rule out the infinite by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Watch it: does that mean you don't believe singularities exist? Or what about the big bang. At the moment prior to the big bang, the universe was an infinitely dense point.

      That's exactly what it means. What about the big bang? You're assuming a theory is true. None of us know what the universe is right now, let alone what we think might be the beginning of it.

      Assuming an "infinitely dense point," wouldn't that therefore imply infinite mass in the universe? Maybe there was no "bang," but all the mass of this universe slipped through a tiny hole in space-time (or insert you favorite sci-fi theory here) suddenly, making it look like it was all compressed to one point, but instead that point was just the escape point.

      My point is that (I think) we cannot truly conceive infinite anything, and to use it in a rational discussion is a bit problematic, at best.

  64. Yes, ma poule by jdifool · · Score: 1

    Hey, man. It's been a while since I didn't hear your electronic voice on AIM. Guess you've been pretty busy these last days. Hope to see you soon. Biyyyyaaatch. jdifool

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    1. Re:Yes, ma poule by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 1

      Oyyyy, beoooootch, got no mail from ya either. Yup, busy, busy: j'mai balade dans la ville, je commence a connaitre comme ma poche maintenant (c'est une grande poche, de 20 millions d'ames). Pis on a un nouveau stagiaire au bureau, les nouvelles tetes, c'est kool. Oue, oue, je retournerai sur gaim, sans pbes, c'est juste que j'essaie de faire un peu moins de net, je commence a craindre pour ma facture tel. Allez beotch, bonne bourre, et vas pas nous choper la grippe aviaire gnieheheheheheheheheheheh

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  65. Edgar Allen Poe knew it by KarMann · · Score: 1
    From "The Fall of the House of Usher":

    I well remember that suggestions arising from this ballad, led us into a train of thought wherein there became manifest an opinion of Usher's which I mention not so much on account of its novelty (for other men[1] have thought thus), as on account of the pertinacity with which he maintained it. This opinion, in its general form, was that of the sentience of all vegetable things.

    [1] Watson, Dr. Percival, Spallanzi, and especially the Bishop of Landaff.-See 'Chemical Essays,' vol. v.

    The footnote isn't in the electronic edition I linked to, but is in my print edition. I don't know if Watson et al. are real references or purely fictional, but they could count as even more prior art, possibly. Either way, Edgar Allen Poe certainly knew it long before that young Sid Meyer whippersnapper knew it. And he even attributed it to the fungi as well. (Read further for that bit.)

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