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Apple Now Debt Free, Says Internal Memo

An anonymous reader writes "99mac.se publishes an internal memo from Steve Jobs to Apple employees today. According to the Memo, Jobs states that "Today is a historic day of sorts for our company." Apple used $300 million in cash to pay off the rest of their debt, and is now a debt-free company. A big turnaround from over $1 billion in debt in mid-1997. Also noted in the memo is that Apple has $4.8 billion in the bank at this time." (Since this is not coming straight from Apple, confirmation -- or debunking -- would be helpful.)

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  1. Because.. by LilGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    They didn't make a game console that doesn't make money.

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    1. Re:Because.. by perdelucena · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Apple [...] is now a debt-free company."

      One more prof that Apple is still dying...

    2. Re:Because.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You must have been the moron I overheard haranguing the salespeople at Fry's because the $199.99 PC on sale for which you had been saving your dishwashing money reverted to $299.99.

  2. Time to celebrate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...by putting a whole bunch of iPods on the credit card.

  3. debunk by fjordboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can debunk it right now - Steve Jobs owes me thousands of dollars for the mental anguish I've experienced when trying to use the imac's original "hockey puck" mouse.

    1. Re:debunk by GoofyBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do you know how much they've saved with not having to produce or do R&D for a second mouse button?

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    2. Re:debunk by Andy_R · · Score: 3, Funny

      1) If your hand is able to reach the touchpad, it is less than 1 inch away from the keyboard where there about 100 buttons. Are you really too lazy to reach them?

      2) You should take a look at the folllowing list of Mac software that requires a 2nd button:

      If you don't intend using any of those, you should be ok.

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  4. Lesson Learned... by fetus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sometimes overcharging does pay off...

    1. Re:Lesson Learned... by jasonhamilton · · Score: 2, Funny

      They only had to sell 2 dozen ipods :)

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  5. its about time by steak · · Score: 2, Funny

    I gave jobs three blintz to paint my fence back in '01, maybe now he can get around to doing it.

  6. Yay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now they can afford to cut the price of the ipod mini damn it...

  7. Re:How does this compare with other companies? by krog · · Score: 3, Funny

    How does this compare? Favorably.

  8. It's true! by stephenb · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple's stock is up $.07, it must be true! ;-)

  9. It must be true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Steve's name is on the memo!!

  10. How about me? by blackmonday · · Score: 3, Funny

    An iPod, a 15 inch PowerBook, iLife '04, Panther... if only I could get debt free. Apple has me hooked, I can't believe how much cash I spend on their products. Well worth it though.

  11. Cool! That puts them in a great position by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . .to borrow capital.

    KFG

  12. Buy SCO? by clmensch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple should buy SCO, and then drop all lawsuits. They'll "own" Unix (whatever that means), and they can help continue their commitment to the Open Source community.

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  13. Re:want confirmation? by mal3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I doubt it's true. That bastard Jobs still owes me $5 from high school.

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  14. Re:Good for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't see that as necessarily true. Even if we were to loose Apple, for all intensive purposes their'd be alot of competition, Dell vs HP for example. Apple has rediculous prices because of it's exclusive machines whereas Dell and HP are selling commodities. About the only thing Apple help's is keeping the MPAA of our backs with it's iTunes thing.

    Sorry, I just wanted to annoy you.

  15. Re:The big question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    For someone who claims to be an Apple fan, you sure know sweet fuck all about the Microsoft "investment."

  16. Re:Witness... by MuckSavage · · Score: 2, Funny

    As an elitist, snobbish, cult-of-Jobs follower, I am offended by your statements.

  17. Re:First to say - Well Done by Misch · · Score: 5, Funny

    They key is to manage the debt carefully, and make sure that the interest payments do not get so large that they start eating away at your profits.

    Would you like to run for Congress? ;-)

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  18. Re:Bad? by yroJJory · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indeed you are slightly mistaken here. Since Apple is now a debt free company, it makes it a more attractive buy for someone else since they do not have to take more debt, it makes it more attractive.



    Oh. I see. Instead, we'll have to endure the "Apple is going to be bought by Disney" rumors again. Lucky us.
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  19. They still owe me! by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 3, Funny

    One ibook logic board! When I get my ibook back only then will the debt be paid!

  20. The Wonders Of Spam by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Steve Jobs must have replied to one of those anonymous e-mails titled "GET OUT OF DEBT NOW".

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    1. Re:The Wonders Of Spam by bruthasj · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was actually an influx of cash via a Swiss bank account held by the nephew of the late king of Nigeria. Steve finally alleviated them of their financial burden.

  21. Get out of debt! by markov_chain · · Score: 2, Funny

    If companies with $4B in cash are responding to spam, we don't have a chance... Allman is right!

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  22. Re:How does this compare with other companies? by jafac · · Score: 1, Funny

    as any Bush-supporting Republican will tell you:
    Surplus=BAD EVIL!
    Debt=good.

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  23. Fantastic! by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 2, Funny
    Apple Now Debt Free, Says Internal Memo

    How about lets celebrate with Dual-G5s all around?
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  24. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    but i thought apple was dying?

    -1 troll

  25. Re:Good for everyone by reso · · Score: 2, Funny

    for all intents and purposes HP and Dell run the same OS

    ...now for intensive purposes i likes me sum vasoleeeeeen

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  26. It was me by billstr78 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bought an iBook on Friday for around $1300 without tax. That must have been the sale that pushed them over the edge.

  27. Re:First to say - Well Done by corbettw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course, it doesn't hurt to colonize numerous less powerfull nations, systematically remove all profit and natural resources, then "benevolently" grant said colonies their independence when everything of value is gone and they're no longer profitable to the empire.

    Hmm, maybe that's why the dollar is so weak compared to the pound....

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  28. Re:want confirmation? by IanBevan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Am I the only person here that has absolutely no idea what any of that means ? It kind of lost me after '$300 million...'.

  29. Re:The big question by JHromadka · · Score: 2, Funny
    Will Apple use a bit of additional money to pay back the money Microsoft invested in them back... oh, was it 5, 6, 7 years ago? That might revive the old OS wars, and make a lot of Mac fans (including myself) quite happy...

    Bah. See my sig. MS sold their shares of Apple a long time ago.

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  30. Re:First to say - Well Done by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah so the US must be doing REALLY great then! The federal government owes $7 TRILLION in debt!

  31. Thanks to Spam, to boot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    All it took was for Jobs to respond to an email informing him that m0rttgage rattes are at an ALLL T1ME L0W, refnance now!

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  32. Re:want confirmation? by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jobs probably used that $5 to buy his first black T-shirt at Mervyn's in 1972.

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  33. Re:How does this compare with other companies? by mcwop · · Score: 4, Funny

    They copied Apple.

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  34. Get out of Debt! by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wonder if Apple actually replied to one of those "Get out of Debt!" spams.

  35. And $300 million is missing from my PayPal acct.! by turnstyle · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Apple used $300 million in cash to pay off the rest of their debt, and is now a debt-free company."

    And I just noticed that $300 million is missing from my PayPal acctount! The bastards.

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  36. Re:First to say - Well Done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not to mention the Germans who didn't even manage to colonise anyone at the time.

    Well, other than France, that is.

    --Greg

  37. But I thought Apple was still beleaguered by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Funny
    What happened to all the doom and gloom?

    Where are the Wired magazine articles about how to "save" Apple?

    Where in the hell is Dvorak when you need him?!

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  38. Re:want confirmation? by Moofie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nonsense! I happen to know that you had to be able to spell "Internet" in order to get the VC millions.

    Silly monkey.

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  39. Re:want confirmation? by glitch! · · Score: 2, Funny

    You played Lemonade Stand in high school?

    Actually, yes :-)

    Don't you know all the cool kids were playing Oregon Trail.

    D'oh! At my school, the hot game was Three Mile Island. We never got the good games! :-)

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  40. Re:Interesting for a public company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    The bonds were due February 2004. Apple had no choice paying it off.

    Maybe they teach that in the second year at Georgia Tech.