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Summer Businesses for High School Students?

An anonymous reader asks: "A friend and I are going into our final year of high school, and given a variety of factors (the relative paucity of technology jobs for HS students, etc.), would like to start our own business. We'll probably have about $1000 in capital, but (in effect) start out with no other resources other than our own skills (technical and otherwise). We have no constant access to a car, which means on-site tech support is effectively out. We'd like to start something in the technology field (IT, software design, hardware construction - we can solder, web design, etc.), but are open to any suggestions. We'd also like some sort of business we can start this summer, but can continue to maintain. What do you suggest as a business idea for the summer->longer term?"

184 comments

  1. First you need a good business plan by override11 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This was my business plan, and I have found it highly effective.


    Step 1: Steal Underpants
    Step 2:

    Step 3: Profit!

    Rince, and repeat. :)

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    1. Re:First you need a good business plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The step 2 you're looking for is extort.

      Or if they belong to a high school prom queen, sell on ebay to sexual deviants.

    2. Re:First you need a good business plan by bdash · · Score: 4, Funny

      Step 1: Steal Underpants

      ...

      Rince, and repeat. :)

      When dealing with stolen underpants, repeated rinsing is most definitely a good idea!

    3. Re:First you need a good business plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A market for underpants

      There might be good money in not washing them.

    4. Re:First you need a good business plan by thempstead · · Score: 1

      We assume step 2 involves Ebay in some way :)

  2. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Spend $1,000 on clothes and a lease on a phat car
    2) Use clothes and phat car to get hot women
    3) Pimp out hot women
    4) Profit, motherfucker. Profit.

    1. Re:Easy by FLOOBYDUST · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Three (outsourcing proof) jobs that will give you skills to last a lifetime....
      1. Electricians helper.
      Find a local guy in the neighborhood who has a sign plastered on his truck, work cheap, watch and learn...return on investement 3,000%
      2. Plumbers helper;It may be stinky but they make good $$$$
      3. Carpenters helper...See # 1 above
      Why no Computer ideas?
      easy
      1) you are no Bill Gates or Michael Dell. They never asked a bunch of timewasting web browsers for job advice, they just did it. Same with Steve Jobs
      2) Those three jobs will teach you the meaning of the word work... a very important thing to know.

      3) you may develop a life long part time career

    2. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who modded this as troll? It's a damn good living, and one of the few where young kids are welcome.

    3. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CmdrTaco hates the competition.

  3. Where do you live? by schnits0r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I beleive if you live in certain places, they pay you for donating sperm. My summer job when I was a teen, was more like summer volunteer work.

    1. Re:Where do you live? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So, you're saying that you're not entirely sure that there are places that pay for sperm. So, I'm guessing you didn't get paid for yours, or else you'd know of at least one place. I guess it really was like volunteer work because you weren't getting paid!

      p.s. are you sure you should be donating? we're talking contamination of the future of the human race, here.

    2. Re:Where do you live? by El · · Score: 2, Funny

      What?!? You mean I could have been getting paid for all these years?!?

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    3. Re:Where do you live? by dododge · · Score: 1
      I beleive if you live in certain places, they pay you for donating sperm.

      Along these lines, here's an interview with a former child actor who was paying his rent this way.

    4. Re:Where do you live? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?!? You mean I could have been getting paid for all these years?!?

      Spoken like a true /.'er!

    5. Re:Where do you live? by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 5, Funny


      How does one put "jerking off" onto a resume tactfully? What if you have to tell the interviewer about your responsibilities and problem-solving skills? "I, uh, was really struggling for a few minutes as the porn mag didn't do anything for me, so I really tried hard to think of that girl at school, and badaboombadabing problem solved. BTW, I'm already a member of the prestigious Gallon Club."

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    6. Re:Where do you live? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was my plan to pay my way through college. Until I discovered that I was sterile. Yup, I was effectively born with a vasectomy. There went the dreams of instant cash.

      On the brighter side, I was somewhat less worried about broken condoms, and the one girl who tried to pin her pregnancy on me got a rude awakening.

    7. Re:Where do you live? by petard · · Score: 1

      How does one put "jerking off" onto a resume tactfully?

      "Business Development"

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    8. Re:Where do you live? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend of mine tried to make some extra cash that way (and it would have been GREAT money, and tax free to boot). The rules were rather strict. Had to be careful there wasn't any lube, had to turn the sperm in within 10 minutes (he worked/jerked at home). Turned out, his samples were too watery or didn't have the appropriate freezing characteristics, so that was the end of that.

    9. Re:Where do you live? by wafwot · · Score: 0


      This site has information on what you need to do to be a sperm donor.

      It's actually a little more involved than most people think, but once you get through all the paperwork and all, it seems to be rather worthwhile.

  4. More info needed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. Where are you? US? What region thereof?
    2. What's your skillset?
    3. What's your dream job? What's "beneath you?" What can you not stand to do?

    I don't want to crush your hopes, but you may find it very difficult to do something meaningful. You might consider finding the Entrepeneur's Club at a local college / University and hooking up with them. They may be able to find investors for you if you can present a viable business plan.

    Good luck. You'll need it.

  5. okay, here's a freebie. by millia · · Score: 3, Interesting


    first off, blaze (with accent.)?
    it's blase. (with accent.)

    here's the idea i am sure could make somebody a ton of money.

    instead of refilling and rehabbing toner cartridges, do it for lcd projector bulb cartridges. almost all the time, you have to buy a new one- for a good chunk of change. a little googling found me a place or two where you can buy solely the bulb. clean the cartridge, and replace the bulb (being careful of course not to get oil on anything) and charge 1/2 to 2/3 of what a new projector bulb costs.
    if i were mechanically inclined, i would do this. it's a growth industry. here at work, thanks to doofuses who can't remember how to turn off a projector, we can chew through a unit, at $330 per, in 6 months. and i know college professors aren't the only group of clueless projector users out there.

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    1. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
      here at work, thanks to doofuses who can't remember how to turn off a projector, we can chew through a unit, at $330 per, in 6 months. and i know college professors aren't the only group of clueless projector users out there.

      If they can't even work a projector, what makes them think they can teach?

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    2. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by V.+Mole · · Score: 2

      I suppose that was meant to be funny, but "remembers to turn off the projector" is not actually high on my list of desiriable traits in in a teacher. I look for things like "really understands the topic", "able to communicate his/her knowledge", and, for bonus points, "shows enthusiasm for both teaching and learning." Those skills are precious and rare. Schools lucky enough to have such teachers should stop griping about projector bulbs and pay some whiny IT guy $5/hr to follow them around and turn off the projector. Whiny IT guys are a dime a dozen.

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    3. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
      Schools lucky enough to have such teachers should stop griping about projector bulbs and pay some whiny IT guy $5/hr to follow them around and turn off the projector. Whiny IT guys are a dime a dozen.

      In what third-world state is $5/hr at or above minimum wage? I can't even remember a minimum wage lower than $6.50/hr. It's $7.10/hr now and I expect it to go to $7.30 or so depending on inflation in January.

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    4. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Here in Montana it's $5.15 or $5.25/hr. But you can rent a place for 200 (with roommates), or $300 if you like to live alone.

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    5. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yikes...I never realized how out of whack the rest of the country is (compared to Oregon). We don't pay sales tax. I can live in downtown Portland with utilities paid, a view, and a stones throw from about a half-dozen assorted TriMet and Screechcar stands. I don't have to stand in the rain to get gas, self serve is prohibited. And we pay 20 cents less a gallon than Washington, a self-serve state.

      Don't count on moving here, though: Oregon's full.

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    6. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW: NC's minimum wage is $5.15, too. And it still costs $650 a month for a one-bedroom PLUS utilities. And that is the _way_ low end.

    7. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      I don't have to stand in the rain to get gas, self serve is prohibited

      I fill my own gag but I don't have to stand in the rain either, gas stations here in the civilized world have giant overhead things.

    8. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by tylernt · · Score: 1

      self serve is prohibited

      What's the logic behind that?! Afraid somebody might spill some gas and throw a cigarette on it? If it's such a great idea why don't all of the states prohibit self-serve?

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    9. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Union rules.

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    10. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Isn't the Oregon state income tax like 9% of your gross income? That's just freaky - scary more like it.

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    11. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't count on moving here, though: Oregon's full.

      Yeah, full of faygolas and stanky, granola, hairy legged, hairy armpitted, hairy faced vegan feminazi hippy radical mandikes. Worse than Berkeley.

    12. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by V.+Mole · · Score: 1

      Nope. Old State law, partially safety driven, partially jobs oriented. Nothing to do with unions. (What union do gasoline attendants belong to, anyay?)

    13. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by crazyaxemaniac · · Score: 1

      According to this map most of the United States sets their wage at the federal minimum wage, $5.25/hr.

      I'd hate to live in Kansas or Ohio, but then again I'm guessing the cost of living is cheaper there. Of course the cost of living in New York is high and our minimum wage is at the federal minimum.

    14. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by Otter · · Score: 1
      it's blase. (with accent.)

      In any case, I believe he means "passe".

    15. Re:okay, here's a freebie. by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      The logic is that the gas stations all have to hire more people which supposedly benefits the economy by lowering unemployment. Not even gonna go in to a discussion if this is a valid argument or not, but that's the underlying plan.

  6. Start a lemonaid stand... by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...on the web! Then get 10 million in VC funding and go public.

    Oh wait, it's not 1999. Forget I said anything.

    1. Re:Start a lemonaid stand... by gklinger · · Score: 1
      Clearly you didn't notice which department this story came from:

      From the lemonade-stands-are-so-blaze dept.

      For what it's worth, my first thought was also that they should start a lemonade stand but then I realized they would have to compete with all the IT people that were "surplused" when their jobs went overseas.

      Semi-OT. I just saw Lou Dobbs tear Mark Andreessen about his company exporting jobs to India. Ouch.

  7. First things that come to mind... by Vaevictis666 · · Score: 3, Informative
    ...Hosting and web design.

    Rent a box from somewhere, and harass friends, family, and neighbors if they know anyone who could use a web presence. You provide the hosting, set up domains and stuff, and if they need it, some basic web design.

    There's even a few packages out there that have a very simplified markup structure (ie. _underline_ and *bold* and stuff) that means your potential clients can edit pages directly.

    Your costs are monthly fees to your host, and one-time fees for domains and such. Income is monthly hosting fees from clients, and one-time or recurring fees for web design, graphics, and maybe even some freelance coding for special features and whatnot.

    1. Re:First things that come to mind... by rimu+guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please don't start up a hosting company.

      Many, many students do this at the start of each summer break. They flood the market with $1/month hosting plans offer GB of disk space and bandwidth trying to recoup the $20/month reseller account they're running.

      Then when the break is over and they're back at school suddendly they have no way to support those $1/month customers. (Who incidentally want 24/7 support regardless of what they are paying).

      On the other hand, web design for companies or web coding would be a great idea. Sink your teeth into an interesting project for 6 weeks and have something to be proud of.

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    2. Re:First things that come to mind... by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

      What the hell is that?
      > Please don't start up a hosting company.
      Followed by a link to reseller accounts for starting a hosting company!!!!

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    3. Re:First things that come to mind... by heim913 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ironic - "don't start up a hosting company" yet your sig is for...a HOSTING COMPANY!

    4. Re:First things that come to mind... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      And please correct me if I'm wrong (I hope I am.......but is that a referrer tag in the link? Talk about shady.

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  8. CMFH - Code Monkeys For Hire (LLC) by TechnoBoffin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Programming of any sort (including web design) is probably the most portable of the IT trades. You can do it from your house, or from your dorm room if and when you go off to college. Beyond that, maybe building custom-order systems for people, but it's unlikely you could ramp that up in 3 months. You might also check out itmoonlighter.com for some available contracting work in your area which might not require you to be on-site.

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    1. Re:CMFH - Code Monkeys For Hire (LLC) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I would check out rentacoder.com and the similar sites, looking for things to do which are within your skill set. The hardest part will be being business-like about it -- you are high school kids, and you don't really realize that to make money that way you have to get up and be at work by 8am every morning, following a rigorous schedule search for new contracts and working diligently on current ones, and following up with your previous customers.

    2. Re:CMFH - Code Monkeys For Hire (LLC) by pnutjam · · Score: 3, Interesting

      duh, that's why everybody in India is doing it.

  9. Fool-proof plan by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 1

    Start an online calendar company. Nobody's thought of that before.

    1. Re:Fool-proof plan by Numeric · · Score: 1

      hey! i worked for one of those companies!

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  10. There's little money left in comp industry.. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'd not even bother.

    1: Everybody can make a website.. Notice I didnt say good
    2: Anti-crapware like the new AOL discs /ad aware and the like make problem solving easier on consumers
    3: Real software issues on MS systems always require a reinstall-Use vendor wipe disc
    4: If its a hardware issue, you cant repair motherboards and the like. On dell/gateway crap, it's "Buy New Machine"
    5: You're just HS students. I'm 22 and people look down at our age group as consultants. The "Consultant" is supposed to be 30-40 after numerous lay-offs and fires (from idiotic companies that lie to get out of unemp.)

    Yeah, at 22, I'm jaded enough to be a consultant. I've not seen it all, but close.

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    1. Re:There's little money left in comp industry.. by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      Just wait until you reach 23! I'm doing a temp job AND an electronics consulting project at the same time! People don't look down on 23-year-olds (almost 24) as much as they do for 22-year-olds. You got moxie, kid. You'll go far someday.

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    2. Re:There's little money left in comp industry.. by trav3l3r · · Score: 5, Interesting

      1. You are right, most people can create a web site, and few do it well. However, those that want a good web site are still willing to pay money to have it done professionally. Create a couple of demo sites to show prospective customers, everything from very flashy with bells and whistles, to the business web site. Also, make sure you explain how you can make thier web site rank high on some of the more populer search engines. A business web site should make money or provide some benefit to the business. Show your customer how you can make that happen.

      2 and 3. There is still money to be made repairing PC's. People that tell you the only way to repair a Microsoft product is to wipe and re-install generally do not know what they are doing. If the first response I got from a consultant was wipe and re-install, I would look for another consultant. Most experianced techs can repair a Windows PC without wiping it.

      4. Hardware issues can be fixed. Power supplies can be replaced. I have often replaced caps on a motherboard, or disabled a built in device on an expensive board then installed an add-on replacement. For example, we had a lightning strike in the area, lightning surged through an unprotected hub and took out 9 computers. On 8 of the computers I was able to disable the on board lan, install a NIC card and get them back on-line. The 9th PC and the hub was toast. I also find many hardware issues to simply be bad fans, faulty memory or such. Always troubleshoot. Customers appreciate it if you look at thier machines before you tell them they need to be replaced.

      5. Ok, you're high school students. You will need to try harder and prove you have your stuff together. Dress neat, be well groomed, be polite, and act professional. First impression's count for a lot. If you give a bad first impression you probably will not get a chance to make any proposals.

      Finally, the consultant is not supposed to be any particuler age, but should be a professional, who can help the customers bottom line.

    3. Re:There's little money left in comp industry.. by SeinJunkie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why did this not get modded up?

      Excellent advice in response to the often seemingly bleak future of IT.

      If I could add anything to this, it's that the industry has (obviously) totally changed since just 3 years ago. What appeared to be a "great field" to get into, is still a great field, but it's just not as easy as it once was. In reality, this is when it gets better.

      Now, it's even more important to specialize than it was just a few years ago. Before, all of the skills that you mentioned you had were great, because they were pretty generic and you could just about fit anywhere. But you can't be the best at everything. Find something you really enjoy doing, learn everything you can about it through practice and experiments. Once you can prove to someone who knows something about your field that you're a viable investment, you'll be paid to prove it again and again.

    4. Re:There's little money left in comp industry.. by hypermegachi · · Score: 0

      in my experience, reinstalling windows and all programs was faster than actually taking the effort to search through the entire computer for the problem, and fixing it. plus it's nice to have a clean install once in a while.

    5. Re:There's little money left in comp industry.. by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      WTF modded this down? Microsoft even RECOMMENDs a clean install once a year to clear out all the crap that tends to accumulate.

      Throw in three spyware packages, a virus or two, some cross linked files, some lost clusters, overload the registry with crap, install 63 of the little trial games that comes with your PC Gamer magazine, 71 little java applets in their .jar files, go two years without defragmenting the hard drive or the MFT (which can't be done without aftermarket tools), a partridge and a pear tree and yes .. a reinstall every year is a good thing.

      Not to mention that doing a reinstall requires that you back all your important data up (to CD-R hopefully) and insure that you have all the install materials and disks needed for a reinstall.

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  11. A few quick ones by nelsonal · · Score: 1

    Guys always like making stuff, but more successful small businesses are usually services. If you are both detail oriented, you could try a wash the car service, you go to the self serve wash places (espeically those near something to do) offer to wash cars (wash, wax, glass cleaner vaccum, armorall/leather cleaner, etc) while the person shops/eats. You'll probably have to split revenue with the wash place. You could offer your services to several dealerships to keep business up.

    If you have a demonstrable history of tech stuff, you could be geeks for hire, check with friends and teachers who have computer problems (there have been a ton of viruses lately so you can probably get plenty of business) and fix them for ~$20/hr (or charge by the job).

    Other than that think about things that others complain about and ways you could provide the service.

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    1. Re:A few quick ones by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I forgot two, if you live near the forest and are safe with power tools, and have occasional access to a truck, you could cut firewood for the summer. Probably more of a fall business, but you could probably get some work in the later summer months. Check on going rates in your area.
      Another new industry is take the trouble out of ebaying things. People drop of their stuff they want to sell, and you photogaph, list, pack, and ship it. You'll need a paypal account, digital camera, knowledge of how ebay works (both tech and market wise, go examine auctions for the same thing and see why prices vary), and it would help to have a supply of boxes.

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    2. Re:A few quick ones by standsolid · · Score: 1

      except they probably aren't 18 yet (if they are going to be seniors in high school)

      eBay and PayPal require you to be at least 18.

      Although, I'll admit it's a good idea.

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    3. Re:A few quick ones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can lie, though. I've had an eBay account for six years. I'm only 20. Probably will want a CC number, but who doesn't have a Visa check card or something simlar these days?

  12. Have you considered mowing grass? by Fortunato_NC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Since you guys are (most likely) minors and can legally repudiate any contracts you sign, many folks are going to be rightly cautious about dealing with you. You can make decent summer cash with a gas can and a lawnmower. I would have said get a paper route, but most paper carriers these days are retired folks with station wagons. One retired guy with a station wagon replaced me and my two brothers, plus a few other paper carriers when we gave up our routes in the late early 1990's. If you have friends who run a business, you might be able to get some web design work tossed your way, but I think you'll find that mowing grass will provide a more steady stream of income. Sorry to be a buzz kill, but I was 16 once, too. Don't lose your entreprenurial bent, though - it will serve you well once you join the majority. I've started 3 companies - cratered two and sold one, but I've had a lot more fun than my friends who've stuck with their "safe" jobs.

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    1. Re:Have you considered mowing grass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Very difficult, at least in Texas, the illegals are willing to do the job so cheaply that it doesn't even pay min wage...

    2. Re:Have you considered mowing grass? by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll add a little to this. Use lawnmowing as a starting base. You'll build up a few customer relationships. Then, write up a snazzy brochure illustrating some of the other skills you have, for example painting, computer support or even building new systems, house watching, etc. I made lots of good money between the ages of 12 and 18 by painting things. I even painted the entire exterior of a house once. I also did some minor computer support, but there just weren't as many computers around then...plus they were a lot more stable and spyware/adware/virus-free. As far as hardware jobs involving soldering go, there isn't a whole lot you can do. Maybe get away from the soldering, and install home networks? Read up on data wiring codes (basically, don't run bare data wires through HVAC ducts) and peddle your service. You might be surprised how many people want a network, but would rather let some scrawny highschoolers muck around in the crawlspaces.

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    3. Re:Have you considered mowing grass? by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 5, Funny

      But... Have you considered GROWING grass?

    4. Re:Have you considered mowing grass? by BillX · · Score: 3, Funny

      But... Have you considered GROWING grass?

      You mean, running around at night watering all the lawns you mowed during the day?

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    5. Re:Have you considered mowing grass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a great investment... 10 decent "Grass" seeds......~$50 pots, soil, fertilizer, etc......~$100 grow lights......~$200 patience......free taking time to care for the plants......free total investment: ~$350 not getting busted and selling product......you can make a few grand cool off your $350 investment

    6. Re:Have you considered mowing grass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Have you considered mowing grass? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1
      That opens up a whole new business plan... sell the illegals deportation insurance. I mean, if they get deported, they won't be around to collect!

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    8. Re:Have you considered mowing grass? by chendo · · Score: 1

      No, I think he meant the stuff you can sell for lots of $$$

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    9. Re:Have you considered mowing grass? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "You mean, running around at night watering all the lawns you mowed during the day?"

      No, I think he means the um.....other grass. Quite profitable if distributed in a dense urban area, so no need for these silly legal lawns.

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  13. How to do the buisness. by Koskun · · Score: 1

    What type of buisness do you specifically want to open? If you want to do repair you will most likely have to start out on-site. If you want to start a store, look for atleast $30,000 to get a store and minimal frontage for the store. Not to mention the licenses for taxes and the buisness. Design of any sort will require licenses for software, and that thousand bucks will barely cover the fee. Get an idea of what you want to actually do, where you want to do it, how you want to do it, then lay out a plan. The general idea you have is lofty, but un-realistic with a thousand buck investment.

  14. Wow, I think it couldn't get any broader. by Stubtify · · Score: 4, Funny
    So no car. Check

    And little money. Check

    And you're young. Check

    And don't have much of an idea on what to do. Check

    I hate to be the first one to tell you, but million dollar ideas aren't sitting around waiting to find you on slashdot. It's going to be up to you and your friend to decide what's best here. As a consultant I can tell you, with no idea what you want to do, you really should hire a consultant if you want this to be anything more than you making webpages for people you know over the summer.

    You're going to be fighting an uphill battle, most businesses won't talk to you based purely on age and lack of business experience. The one thing I would suggest if you do this, do it right and get insurance, because if you're handling something worth thousands, you don't want to be held liable if you break it.

    1. Re:Wow, I think it couldn't get any broader. by mwheeler01 · · Score: 1

      As a consultant I can tell you, with no idea what you want to do, you really should hire a consultant...

      Wow! A consultant recommending you hire a consultant? You're pulling my leg right?

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    2. Re:Wow, I think it couldn't get any broader. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      The first part of your post sounded like some of the spam I've been getting. You've fallen for their trap. Observe:

      1. Get story submitted on /. for their solutions to your need for content for your next round of GET RICH QUICK spam.
      2.Spam the hell out of people touting the new GET RICH QUICKER!!! scheme.
      3.PROFIT!!!

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  15. Mow Lawns by TykeClone · · Score: 1

    It will remind you why it's good to work in an office later on. It also never hurts to know about manual labor.

    If in the midwest, sign on for corn detassling - good money but also hard work.

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    1. Re:Mow Lawns by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A lot of farm work is paid by the piece, it's not exactly a business, but you do have some control over how much you can make in a summer. Besides that it usually gets you outside, excercising, and you meet some cool people. Physical labor tends to build relationships between people more than office work.

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  16. what? by servicepack158 · · Score: 1

    So we're supposed to write your business plan for you?? If people here have business ideas or ways of making money they should keep them to themselves :D

    1. Re:what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  17. A suggestion... by almaon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I work at a local comuter retailer in my city, one of the top requests we get from our customers is: "Do you guys or do you know of anyone that offers training?"

    They just want to know basic stuff, how to use their computer, how to copy files, create folders, etc really basic stuff.

    Our business doesn't have the space or the resources to make this happen. But it would be simple to do and something that high school kids could pull off with a little investment of money.

    You could check out an auditorium at a city library, they often have facilities for such things, including screens and projectors. You could hook a laptop up to it and do your demonstrations there.

    Q&A's, how to, basic stuff. May have to pay a few bucks to use the facilities, but long as you balance the costs:profit, shouldn't be a big dent.

    What kind of customers can you expect? The older generation, elderly retired people are new to computers still, they don't learn quickly, have surplus income to spend and have the time and interest to attend such a training class on general computer use.

    They're really into geneology and email correspondance. Little else, so although it's not the best use of your tallents, it should be rewarding finacially and equally rewarding improving some old farts quality of life.

    How to get the word out. Basic cheap marketing that targets your market. The Newspaper, they're one of the few audiences that still read it. Cheap too. Putting flyers up at senior centers, veterans hospitals, etc. anywhere old people hang out. Charge a minimal fee at first, just to gauge what your expected turn-out will be, jack the price up a bit afterwards once the word-of-mouth starts within their communities.

    Should work out well, I do this stuff on the side on a one-on-one basis (since I have a car) and the money is pretty good. I usually charge $175 an hour, but if you're going to have more bodies in an auditorium, shoot for 30$ a person, something basic that everyone can afford.

    Good luck, better than working at McDonalds all Summer (although working there would really give you a reason to go to college).

    1. Re:A suggestion... by Synonymous+Yellowbel · · Score: 1

      Uh, you charge $175 an hour? Even if you meant $75, that's insane. I had no idea Donald Trump was so bad with computers...

    2. Re:A suggestion... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that this country has split pretty severely with the coasts, largely requiring what would be princly wages in the fly over states. A quick look at housing prices, is a good start as to why. $75/hr in Seattle, San Fran, NY, Boston, or DC ect, likely provides a decent living to it's owner after taxes take 1/3, and cost of living is taken out. It would be like $40 or $50 around here. Plus the grand parent probably has some decent experience.

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    3. Re:A suggestion... by Synonymous+Yellowbel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't really know what the cost of living is like over there (I'm in Aus), just what stuff like CDs and games cost. I don't think the experience of the teacher has too much relevance... though I suppose getting through to an old granny can be a fine art. Really what I'm saying is, "to whom is basic computer training worth $75?". I'm a book man myself, whether it's computers, musical instruments, or cars.

    4. Re:A suggestion... by Hungus · · Score: 1

      I used to be billed out at over 300 dollars an hour for training. of course i was only paid $16.50 an hour at that time so as you can imagine I went to work elsewhere. And as a note several retailers sell or did sell an hour onsite training and computer setup for 150 - 175. Of course these days I wouldn't mind a steady 16.50 an hour .. security business is drying up and medical isn't doing new projects right tis minute. Course what I really want is to go back to school (seminary)

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    5. Re:A suggestion... by almaon · · Score: 1

      I thought it was insane at first myself too, but hear me out.

      The boss suggested that price, and after a few years of doing this on the side, his advice paid off.

      "Why so much?", it sets a precedence, if you do it for 35-50$ people will start to take advantage of you. They call you out to do BS tasks at that point "Fix my mailbox" "Install the new AOL 9.0 for me". They start to look at it as a tech support housecall. Gets old quickly, then it chews up all your free time having to run around and do this and that. Eventually money doesn't mean much when you don't have any free time to spend it.

      So charging $175 an hour makes the customer think before they act, it's a hefty price "Is it worth it to me?". They know our expertise and personalities from shopping with us, so they know the value of the service we can provide if they feel it's worth it to them. I myself would never pay $175 for any kind of training, I didn't think it would work out but it does. I go and do this about 6-7x's a month. Gives me the cash to do stupid stuff like buy a video card that'll be outta date by the time I install it:)

      "What kind of person spends $175 for training? A book is only $30!" I thought that was strange too, I also didn't realize just how much some people earn in my area and their lavish over the top homes hidden behind those iron gates. Doctors, business people, the-well-to-do types who have more money than time. To them, money isn't a big deal compared to the time invested learning on their own via a book or experimentation. To them, a computer isn't a rewarding investment of time, just a tool to get something they want done -NOW-. They feel that they learn quicker if someone shows em how things work and what to do. They cut you a check, they're happy, you're even happier.

      So many people have more dollars than sense... I wish I were one of em, maybe I will if I jack up my rate to $350 an hour! Man I wish.

    6. Re:A suggestion... by mistert2 · · Score: 1
      I get more business the more money I charge. It works great to say my discount rate is $30-80/hour, because my real rate is $60-100/hour. I receive many referrals that way. I also try to refer customers to others that are cheaper. It is extremely funny and good for business.

      Training is not my main job; I just do it for fun. If I had to make a living at it, I would be out of luck.

      I turn a lot of people away, because I don't have time.

  18. paucity: n, Smallness of number; fewness. by stu42j · · Score: 3, Funny

    With words like 'paucity' you should probably give up on the tech route and get a job tutoring fellow students for their SATs.

  19. I'm sorry kids. by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I had some kind of magical business plan for a company that only needed $1000 in seed money and a couple of high-school students, I sure as hell wouldn't be explaining the details of it on Slashdot.

    I'd probably be selling it on a late night television infomercial with Tony Robbins and that other guy with the shiny teeth.

  20. Good luck by ottomatic42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Get more capital first you cannot do much with just a $1000.

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  21. Ask a local business by MountainLogic · · Score: 1

    Call up a couple VPs of{Engineering|Manufacturing|IT} at local tech small to mid size companies and tell them our story. You'll have to get a tax number etc. for them to deal with you, but its no big deal. Somebody may go, "hey we need 500 cables made." Take what ever is offered that you think you can do well. You can even get help from SCORE on some of the biz issues. Start small and assume that you'll make mistakes. Expect your experance to be your real profit.

  22. This is easy. by pi_rules · · Score: 1

    Make fake ID's. Seriously.

    1. Re:This is easy. by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's smart.

      I actually knew a guy who got busted for making fake ID's, maybe he did some other stuff too but that's what he claimed to have done time for.

      2 F#$%ing years
      He worked nights monitoring the NOC at a really crappy company I worked for briefly. Nobody wanted to hire a felon and that job started to look a little shaky, this company had terrible turnover.

      So, one night he came into work and hung himself. I'm just glad I didn't find the body.

  23. I AM GLAD YOU ASKED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have an excellent opportunity for you. I am the ASSISTANT COLONEL VICE FINANCE MINISTER of a corrupt third-world dictatorship, and I am trying to embezzle foreign aid money. I have diverted FORTY-SEVEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($47,000,000) from the International Petroleum Reserve Slush Fund to a separate expense ledger sub-account within my country's incomprehensibly complex banking system.

    Unfortunately, my country's laws require me to find a RANDOM STRANGER ON THE INTERNET to complete this transaction. If you have the IQ OF BREAD MOLD, this could be you! I need to transfer the money into a U.S. bank account, rather than an account in an actaul banking haven. We would split the money as follows:

    1. 20% (9.4 MILLILON US DOLLARS) to you as a SUSPICIOUSLY EXCESSIVE TRANSACTION FEE
    2. 40% (18.8 MILLION US DOLLARS) to me, for organizing this transaction
    3. 40% (18.8 MILLION US DOLLARS) to Chilean General Augusto Pinochet, for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER

    Now, to begin the transaction I simply need $1,000 from you as an EMBEZZLEMENT TRANSFER FEE. For reasons I can't explain, because I'm making this up as I go along, I am unable to pay this amount myself, though it amounts to FIVE THOUSANDTHS OF ONE PERCENT of my profit.

    Simply withdraw your money in small bills and FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET and my operatives will remove it from the sewer system and deposit the money into your account. I TRUST IN THE NAME OF THE LORD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST that you are a trustworthy person who will do the right thing.

    Sincerely,
    COLONEL DOGUM GUNUN KUTLU OLSUN

    1. Re:I AM GLAD YOU ASKED by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Ahh...the best ones are always anonymous.

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  24. Don't waste your time trying this. by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am a small company and I need 500 cables made once in awhile. Do you know how many ways 500 cables can be fucked up? I've got a pretty good idea. I already have a cheap Pakistani cable builder and a cheap Asian board builder. They screw up once in awhile, but they fix their screwups real fast as their house payments depend on keeping me happy.

    I would not trust my 500 cables to a couple of kids that have nothing other than beer money to loose.

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    1. Re:Don't waste your time trying this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, my boss would and did hire a local man to do light assembly of plastic parts because the guy bid 2% less than our reliable supplier. The local guy's business plan was to use his Down's Syndrome cousins to assemble them in his basement. They burned the house down and vast black cloud of stinking plastic smoke cause the evacuation of a whole section of the town. I kid you not. So go ahead and call small tech companies, a lot of them are in business merely because the principles would never be allowed to work for anyone else, and you have no fucking idea what they might decide to do.

    2. Re:Don't waste your time trying this. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "So go ahead and call small tech companies, a lot of them are in business merely because the principles would never be allowed to work for anyone else, and you have no fucking idea what they might decide to do."

      A good thing to keep in mind is that many "small" companies are in your exact same shoes, and may or may not be as bright and as good workers as you. Oftentimes you get what you pay for.

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  25. eBay? by ubiquitin · · Score: 3, Informative


    Here's my advice to high-school students looking to be entrepreneurial during a summer: find a way to make or import something interesting and sell it on eBay. You don't have a lot of overhead and actually wind up with real-world experience of building and/or supporting a product.

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    1. Re:eBay? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      My first thought was eBay. But I was thinking, fish older sister's panties out of dirty laundry...eBay...Profit!

  26. How real work? by rir · · Score: 1

    If you are young and want to make money during the summer, your best option is some sort of labour job. The world doesn't need more half assed business that don't serve any particular purpose.

    1. Re:How real work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you just a jerk, or simply play one on slashdot.

      avoiding confrontation, typical loser.

  27. One last thought by nelsonal · · Score: 1

    You and your partner need to sit down and think about what your goals are after high school. The trouble with most businesses is that it's almost impossible to make your opportunity cost back (after paying taxes) in 3 months. Most assets (even cheap ones) require more than 3 year payback. Sure sometimes you can sometimes reuse assets that you already own. If you want to go to college after you graduate, I'd say suck it up and get a minimum wage job, sorry. You'll likely have more cash at the end of the summer, and that becomes much more important as you want to pay tuition. If you're thinking more about running with this after you graduate, I'd look for a part time job. Getting a part time job will provide additional investment capital next summer when you get started for real, but will give you free time to build your business this summer/next year. You'll be doing well if your business generates anything other than a customer list or brand name this year.

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  28. Freelance Barnyard Masterbaters by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1


    That 1000 dollars will keep you equipped with gloves and waders for the whole summer, so everything else is pure profit!!!

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  29. I'm Surprised nobody mentioned Open Source by jrpascucci · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Consider
    1) So, given it takes money to make money, $1000 isn't going to net you much in ROI.
    2) Instead, write something gratis that other people will use, and will give you something to put on your resume after college.
    3) Open up a sourceforge account to organize your project. Do all the project planning work out in the open - project goals and descriptions, requirements, specs, docs, code. In the future, you can point people to this as a sample of your early work (keep it updated). Have a GUI (I don't recommend Web apps for something like this - too much infrastructure), write it in C++ (what I suggest), Java, or VB, depending on your talent and audience (and resources - Gnu C++ and Java are free).
    4) People don't use 80% of software they buy - so make that 80% open-sourced 'infrastructure' libraries and such, and the remaining 20% closed-source plug-ins or specialized customizations (and a good installer - people tend to buy stuff that has a good installer).
    5) If someone wants a feature or a bug fixed, see if they will pay for support.
    6) Leverage other people for the product.
    7) Learn how to market your product. Just see it as an experiment - don't be shy, be outgoing, and specifically, be clever.

    Do some market research: go and figure out what someone wants to do that they can't do now, or that the software to do is expensive. How? Ask them!

    The criterion for your research should be - you should have a representative sample of the population nearby, they probably should be a small business (since individuals don't pay much and usually need more prettiness-per-unit-usefulness than a small business solving a specific problem would need), they should have some general-purpose computers that are underleveraged (people do one or two applications on them (mail, word/excel/quicken, and Minesweeper) and don't really use them to their full potential).

    Consider what target audiences you have around you: small, non-chain restaurants (specifically their back office); professional practices, like small dentist/physical therapist/massage therapists/chiropractor offices; the corner bodega - they might have a cash register, but no computer tracking of stock so they never quite know what their inventory is or how much to buy - sell them that. House painters/plumbers/small general contractors. Churches/Synagogues/Mosques.

    Find something some group of the people above do that's tedius, and see if you can make it trivial. Don't be afraid to ask a lot of people, and say 'no' if it looks like too much - even if they will pay you. Do _not_ get in over your head.

    KISS - keep it simple, silly. Bang-for-the-buck is the keyword for this sort of development. You are trying to make their lives better/easier/smarter, and they might need 'just one thing'. Consider the first spreadsheets - they merely edited columns of numbers and added them up correctly, and saved and read them to a file. This saved an _enormous_ amount of time for people who had to do this stuff day-in-day-out. Almost nothing subsequently has had as profound an impact on their lives as taking the grunt work out of moving raw numbers around with pen-and-paper.

    -J

    1. Re:I'm Surprised nobody mentioned Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is SO fucking obvious that you have never, ever been anywhere close to the computers that a real business used.

    2. Re:I'm Surprised nobody mentioned Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I reported a bug or requested a feature in an Open Source project and got a request for cash, I would tell them to fuck off.

    3. Re:I'm Surprised nobody mentioned Open Source by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      The one thing you forgot is marketing. I'm in advertising/marketing, and I gotta tell you, you're dead wrong on the ROI. You can do a lot for your businesses image with $1000. Nice business cards, a decent suit, stationary, home office, etc. You'd be surprised on how much you can do with so little. My opinion is, people don't buy the product/service so much as they buy the business. There are exceptions, but this tends to be most frequent.

      I know most people on here despise marketing and advertising, realize that if all those companies you guys work for lost their entire marketing department, the companies would most likely start to take serious damage.

      Marketing drives business just as much if not more so than product/service offered.

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  30. I was involved in a "summer business" once... by bersl2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    During the height of the DotCom bubble -- a time when anything went -- a (now former) friend had the brilliant idea to make money by writing webpages. His skill set comprised of DHTML, ASP, VB, J++, and taking public domain and/or example code and putting his name on it. I had worked almost exclusively with application languages, so I did actually get something from the experience.

    Mind you, this was before our freshmen years. So I viewed it with much skepticism but, not wanting to disappoint him, I went along.

    He wanted to charge people $10 a page, plus $5 for javascript. The worst part is that some people took his offer seriously. They all said that he was too expensive.

    Perhaps the one thing he loved more than money was power. He would manipulate me (admittedly easy to do), changing the rules of a situation to his benefit.

    He even had the gall to, at one point, post an employment opening on our site (hosted on PWS or whatever POS mini-IIS that came with Win98. To which one poor soul actually replied. My friend took pleasure in emailing him, telling him that he wasn't "qualified" enough.

    In short, he was a greedy fraud, an MS shill (his lasting image on me probably intensified my love of free / open source software, at that point in time yet to come), a bona-fide script kiddie, warez junkie, cheater in games, a person completely unworthy to breathe the same air as living creatures, the epitomy of what is wrong in this world; last I heard of him was that his mother had to call the police to break up a fight between him and his brother. I am grateful to myself for having had the insight and fortune to withdraw from that friendship, even though I couldn't see that at the time.

    I'm sorry that I wrote all of this here, but I had to purge it, and it is slightly on topic, so...

    1. Re:I was involved in a "summer business" once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There is no reason to mod this down. It's the kind of anecdotes people reading these comments need to hear to get as part of their general education. Jesus, the moderation system, inspite of meta-mod, is truely no better than Ashcroft draping a curtain over the statue's breasts or Disney censoring those old cartoons with black folks in them.

  31. As a 19 year old... by krs-one · · Score: 3, Informative

    As a 19 year old college student with a ton of ideas all the time, its hard to pursue any of them. I keep a small notepad with me at all times. Anytime I get any inspiration (if its in the middle of a professor giving a lecture), I write it down. Then I can go and review it later.

    But I was in your position a few years ago (I was a Freshman in highschool, not a senior). Here's what I did (in 2000):

    The local science fair had a web design contest. I had been doing web design for about a year, mainly for my own amusement and knowledge. I also had a close friend who did the same, and since we needed teams of 2, we formed a web design team. We made a web page (one we actually wrote, didn't use Dreamweaver) according to the specs of the contest, and totally blew away the judges. They thought it was the most amazing thing ever. They both gave us their business cards, told us to contact them, we did, and bingo, $12 an hour work for each of us. We were psyched.

    Eventually our client fell out from beneath us and never contacted us back, but we got paid for the work we did, so all was good.

    Another science fair story: the magnet high school program I attended required everyone to do a science fair project every year. Since I was(am) a decent programmer, I always did stuff in the computer science category. I loved the stuff, and the category was small so I was always almost guranteed to win. I did a project on Artificial Intelligence one year, and OpenGL another and Massive Parallel Rendering a third year. All the judges loved it, and a lot offered me jobs. I already had a well paying job at the time, so I passed on them, but I got my name out there.

    Those are my opinions and experiences, take them for what their worth from someone in your shoes a few years ago. Keep in mind, as well, that all of this cost me nothing (in fact, it all made me $$$ as 1st place at the web design contest got me money, and so did 1st place at science fair, not to mention the actual jobs).

    Good luck!

    -Vic

    1. Re:As a 19 year old... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " As a 19 year old college student with a ton of ideas all the time"

      You must've missed their main problem. They have no ideas.

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  32. OP: Mow lawns. No joke. by Glonoinha · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The summer before my last year in high school I had a cheap beater of a pickup truck (a 1970 Ford F-150 with a motor and transmission out of a Mustang (V8-302, 3 speed manual tranny) - it was ugly, beat up, and cheap. Also had lots of room in the back for gear. Estimated cost : $500

    Bought a used lawn mower, cleaned it up and sharpened the blade with a file. Estimated cost : 100 total.

    Got an electric weed-eater for about $40 new w/ a 100' heavy duty extension cord.

    Other crap : eye protection, ear protection, maybe a second mower and trimmer because there are two of you.

    Total cost, roughly your entire $1000 budget.

    Get started by printing out 1 page flyers to put on people's doors in neighborhoods (nice neighborhoods.) Each place you do will take you about 2 hours max with two people, and will pay $40, and needs to be done every two weeks. You can do like 4 each day tops, and if you do a GOOD job you will have awesome repeat business. Totally a cash business, so no taxes.

    It takes some time to build up a client base, but once you two do a good job you will have more business than you can imagine. $800 free and clear every week on a full schedule, possibly more. That's $400 a week per person free and clear, $1600 a month.

    It is hot, sweaty, dirty, demeaning work - which is why you will have so many people eager to have you do it for them. If you aren't too proud to sweat you will make more doing this than doing 'computer work' - esp. now.

    Maybe you will find something that you can do with your $1000 start up fund, something that will net you $5,000 apiece in three months without access to a car ... something that involves pushing buttons and moving a mouse around ... if you do let us know because a bunch of us would love to do the same.

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  33. slashquote by spood · · Score: 1

    Anyone else notice that the fortune displayed while reading this article is "You will engage in a profitable business opportunity"?

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  34. computer related stuff, and not by timothy · · Score: 2, Informative

    (A lot of things depend a lot on where you are, whether your lack of regular transportation effectively traps you in suburbia or elsewhere, whether there are people with money to spend on summertime child labor, etc ... that said, random thoughts)

    computer related:
    1) consider an internship somewhere. Less exciting as an idea than starting your own, but it can also lead to contacts, give you experience, etc. All sorts of businesses need computer-smart people, don't just think of ones that sell computers or write software for sale ...

    2) In your own walkable / bikeable radius, offer to install wireless systems so people can work wirelessly and otherwise share their high-speed internet service. Yes, they're supposed to be open-the-box easy, but context is everything; for a lot of people, it would be easily worth paying for your time to, well, open the box. (And often setup is *not* that easy, so ...)

    Offer to provide, install, configure and test
    a) consumer-grade wireless systems (see below)
    b) non-wireless simple home networking (many people don't yet want wireless, and that's OK ... they will, next summer ;))

    (See techbargains.com, and tigerdirect.com for cheap 802.11 boxes ... I've tried 5 different brands -- Linksys, D-Link, Siemens, SMC, Netgear -- and they work similarly enough that I wouldn't sweat the difference in most cases: the differences are in interface, bells and whistles, default IP addresses, things like that.
    (See http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/category/c ategory_tlc.asp?CatId=35)

    Keep careful track of what households get which models, a) to keep track of which models bring complaints, so you know to avoid them ;) and b) so you know which default IP address each uses, how to set up MAC address cloning, etc. Maybe you'll find a favorite brand to recommend. And if you can buy such boxes cheaply, as a commodity, you can sell them for a uniform markup, with a profit that varies depending on how well you can find bargains. Ebay, too. Your customers won't be paying for the AP itself, but for the whole package of box + install + minor training. Or, if they have one already, discount your price in a way that's fair to both parties.

    Recommend and use DHCP + whatever level of security is worth it; charge more for more work, explain why and be up-front about it.

    This is the kind of business that's still viable (might not be in 2 years, when practically everyone is wireless, and the cable company / DSL providers all supply wireless boxes by default, etc.), can be done by young people on bikes with backpacks or baskets to hold the necessary parts. Let people know that they are responsible for understanding / dealing with their ISPs' terms of service, though.

    Think guerilla marketing: print clever and punchy business cards with lots of contact info; have a clean, legible, simple web site (with a friendly FAQ list); keep track of your customers (and plot them on a map); ask people to recommend you to their friends; be courteous; give followup calls after a day and after a month; tape your business card to the bottom of the AP (and a note of the default IP address!); leave a copy of Knoppix around for when those with Microsoft Windows get sick of spyware, adware and viruses ;)

    (Oh, and even if people don't have high-speed access, it's still nice to be wireless and to have shareable internet access: see http://monkey.org/~timothy/dialup.html ... it's a bit outdated, but the point is, 56k modem + AP with serial port beats a 56k modem by itself.)

    Not-computer-related:

    1) Circumstances determine what makes sense in your area, but having recently moved to Washington state, I find that there are coffee huts (some substantial, some plywood and duct-tape) *everywhere* selling generally pretty good coffe

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    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
  35. Dude... When the time comes, call me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to be there when you're sued for child support by one of the millions of would-be kids you tossed into a dixi cup. Oh I know, all kinds of things were signed by all the parties involved. Except one, and oddly enough that's starting to be meaningful to the courts. Tee-Hee.

  36. Election Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a presidential election year. Volunteer your tech skills to change the world!

  37. Upskirt Videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... or teen lockerroom videos

  38. I'm appalled... by gregwbrooks · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ... not at your question, but at some of these answers. Damn, what a cynical, pedantic bunch we can be at times!

    OK, first things first: You should be commended for wanting to work and (lack of car, funds and details aside) for wanting to pursue an entrepreneurial path.

    Some thoughts...

    • Don't let the lack of a car get in your way. Become the Young Tech Whizzes Who Have To Have Their Clients Come Pick Them Up. Sound lame? It won't when the local paper or TV station picks it up and you've got lots of calls coming in.
    • Consider putting both the money and yourself to work -- but on different things.A grand isn't huge, but it's enough to do a little dabbling in the stock market. Do some research, make some picks and then work your investments at night while you work a more boring day job.
    • If you do go that route, don't turn up your nose at mass-market jobs like McDonald's.The goal when you're a teenager is to learn life skills, make a little money and ... that's about it. Laugh if you want, but you'll learn basics of working in an organization by doing a stint at McDonald's that you won't learn simply by going the entrepreneurial route. I'm all for building your own business -- I'm a PR consultant and help start-up endeavors all the time -- but it's the rare entrepreneur who didn't learn some of the ropes as an employee somewhere else.
    • Related to above: You could always put the money to work in the stock market and then go get a kick-ass internship.
    • Whatever you do, focus -- and focus hard -- on execution. Contrary to what other posters have said, million-dollar ideas are relatively easy to come by; it's execution that can make even a mediocre business plan highly profitable. Meet your deadlines. Make customers feel special. Feel shy or nervous around strangers and customers? Get over it or learn to hide it. You'll find that only about 5% of the people you ever work with do what they say they will do, and do it when they say they will do it; master this one simple thing, and you will be a standout no matter what your profession.


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    "It was a summer's tale: Just a boy, his Linux, and a head full of dreams..."
    1. Re:I'm appalled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm appalled you would advise someone to put their money in the stock market. The money is not "put to work", because when you buy stock on the stock market, it doesn't go the company to invest; it goes to the previous level of the pyramid scheme that is cashing out.

    2. Re:I'm appalled... by dave1g · · Score: 1

      im not quite sure if telling a teenager to throw his money into the stock market is very good advice. The stock market can make you lots of money, but you have to know what you are doing. When you say research and and make soem picks, he would have to be doing that every night.

      That is a level of discipline most HS dont have. Plus, what about trading fees? Most online trading companies like E-trade charge you a fee per buy/sell I thought. Correct me if I'm wrong.

    3. Re:I'm appalled... by Ratface · · Score: 1

      I'm appalled he'd recommend someone to go and work at McDonalds! That's worse than working for SCO for chrissakes!!! ;-)

      --

      A little planning goes a long way...
    4. Re:I'm appalled... by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      I invested $1400 in the stock market when I was a senior in HS. Before I did so, however, I tried to understand a few companies and what made their prices rise or fall. Once I put my money down and bought a few shares, I was making $80 a day on some days, and once made $400 a day. Considering all the losses (which are unavoidable), I made a few thousand before I withdrew and invested my money elsewhere: my own business. I say good luck to thee, anonymous coward! :)

    5. Re:I'm appalled... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "You could always put the money to work in the stock market and then go get a kick-ass internship."

      I would STRONGLY recommend the kick-ass internship route. All bragging rights aside, I landed an internship last summer at a top notch ad agency. It didn't pay, but they offered a transportation stipend. I worked at Blockbuster on the weekend. Yes it sucked, but it got me money, and something to put on my resume that puts me WAY ahead of the pack.

      You need to also have either random luck with good contacts, or very good networking skills. I was lucky enough to have the former, but have through those experiences developed the latter. Because of their connections, I skipped the "dreaded resume pile of doom" process and got my resume into the hands of someone ready to take it seriously, and devote attention to it because they were doing someone a favor. Nothing makes people help you more than getting people to WANT to help you.

      Because of the top notch internship I had last summer, I now have an interview with an even better ad agency, with my choice of position, in a highly competitive internship program. I also have an interview at their London office (and an interview at a different ad agency's London office, through a different person) while I'm going to be there spring break while I visit my good friend who is studying abroad there.

      Networking gets you EVERYWHERE. Some people think its sleazy, but honestly, it only gets you so far in the end, because if you lack skill, it will eventually come to bite you in the ass. Now, none of the internships I'm considering this summer are paid, so understand that it may be a difficult thing to do if you don't have the means to support yourself or someone to support you while you're doing an unpaid internship. I'm lucky enough that my parents would do this London internship thing for me as my 21st Bday gift, but I am still using some of my own savings.

      --
      Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
  39. Repair amps by glk572 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I made a good sideline repairing guitar amps in high school, $50-100 plus parts, sometimes more depending on the issue. The only trick is to only work on old wire wrap tube amps, no IC's, easy to work on. Most of the parts are widely available, the only tools you really need, are a basic electrical tools (get good ones) and a tube tester (buy this used). I actually ran my little business out of the electronics lab at my school, made a decent little bit of cash. One tip, check the diodes in the power supply first. Usually fixing one of these is just a matter of finding the burnt out part and replacing it.

    Place an add in you're local music weekly, there's big demand for this. But just make sure that you make it clear that you're not liable for more than the cost of the repair, and don't promise that you can fix everything.

    Also don't go cash up front, take a crack at it first, the best case scenario is that someone won't pay for the repair, you have the amp as collateral, worst case you can pawn it for more than you would have gotten anyway. You'll meet some interesting people, have some fun, and get a chance to chill out a bit before college.

    Old amps are pretty easy to work on and there's a lot of poor musicians who can't afford to buy a new one, or have it professionally repaired, they're pretty willing to take a small risk to save a buck.

    So my conclusion, forget about high tech, there's lot's of competition, find a niche and work it for all it's worth.

    --
    Well art is art isn't it, but then again water is water; and east is east; and west is west; and if you take cranberries
  40. Second Parent by glk572 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Good cash, harvest in the fall, you're young you'll get a lite sentence.

    --
    Well art is art isn't it, but then again water is water; and east is east; and west is west; and if you take cranberries
  41. If you guys have any artistic talent by Maskirovka · · Score: 1

    Make a cool tshirt for $10,000. www.pricewatch.com

  42. Grow marijuana by psyconaut · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is how I financed my college education.

    For $1000 you should be able to improvise a small hydroponic operation....focus the money on the lights....you can even just use compact fluorescents for the mother plants for cloning, and keep the HIDs for flowering time.

    You can probably turn $5000-10000 profit over the summer (~90 days).

    Good luck.

    -psy

    1. Re:Grow marijuana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Watch Scarface, and take notes.

  43. Windoze technical support by anticypher · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wish there were some students around here I could trust enough to pass off all the people who want me to install a virus checker on their win98 boxes.

    Get some practice with the main virus scanning tools, anti-spyware cleaners, and other basic windoze utilities. Learn how each version of windoze does things like dial-up, and how the local cable or ADSL provider like user machines to be set up. Then print up some nice flyers and go around to all the computer stores in town and ask them if they'll promote your "summer job" business of doing all the crap work helping (l)users set up their systems and get on the internet.

    Draw up a list of jobs you will do, a time estimate for each one, and the price you will charge for each job. Something like installing Norton Anti-Virus should take about an hour, and you should charge something around US$10 or $15. Installing a free firewall, with basic configuration should cost $10. Helping with an ADSL installation maybe $20.

    Make sure you are up front that the person with the machine is going to be buying the software, like a commercial virus checker, and your fee will be on top of that. Add $5 if you are the one to run to the store and buy the software for them. Don't get tempted to try pirating commercial software, enough people will then be wary of you, and the recommendations will fall off. Make sure you explain how some of the software is free for personal use, like AdAware and ZoneAlarm, but some effective virus scanners cost $40 or $90.

    Have your own collection of freeware utilities, on both a USB key and a CD, and maybe even a floppy with necessary drivers. You would be surprised how many old machines are out there still running win98 or NT, and don't have USB ports or a working CD drive. The owners don't care, since they have 33.6k dialup, AOL, and Word97. They don't really need much else, but the trojans and email virii are hurting their systems and they need somebody cheap to help them out, and the computer shops tend to want to charge large amounts per hour for basic installations.

    By the end of the summer, you will have learned you never want to work in technical support again, and you will probably blow your hard earned cash on a high powered rifle and a case of hunting ammo.

    the AC

    --
    Hemos is like...sci-fi fans;he thinks technology is cool, but he hasn't bothered to understand the science it's based on
    1. Re:Windoze technical support by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      I did that through the late years of school, and it looks good on a resume as well - off the back of that I got a job working at a local primary school doing tech support while I was in college, and then moved on to full blown sysadmin.

      Of course I'm now unemployed again, because I got laid off... but don't let that stop you.

  44. Learn the value of work first... by pnutjam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is my recommendation for all high school and college students. Spend at least a couple weeks working for Labor Ready or some similar work today paid today temp agency.

    Since you get paid at the end of the day and the jobs are very menial and degrading these types of places attract many drunks, ex-cons, and drug abusers. They're generally nice enough people who have made terrible decisions and can't get a regular job. They're often continueing to make terrible decisions.

    Spend afew days observing the lives these people have built for themselves and you will get a real understanding of the wonders your parents have handed you.

    Nothing builds work ethic like seeing the mess that can happen if somebody doesn't have one. Labor ready is the real man's Americorps.

  45. Am a HS student doing exactly that by 1eyedhive · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I started out back when I was 14, doing spot tutoring jobs for $10 an hour here and there for old people, it wasn't glamorous, nor profitable, my parents carted me around, but it laid the foundation. After middle school, i snagged a job as a lab assistant at a local college annex, 3 hours every saturday @ $9.25 an hour, i was originally promised $7 :) After two years, I had snagged a few key clients whomI tutored at their homes, and started fixing their boxes in the process. This became far more profitable than tutoring/training. When I was laid off from that job (they closed the lab). I was 16, and convinced my dad to help me start my own business, he'd been running his own for 3 years so he knew what was involved.) I started a corporation at 16, using it to get around the lack of majority (I did all the work, held all the shares with my dad as the CEO), the process was expensive, and i did get a few boxes for myself out of it. In any case, after I turned 18 last may, i closed down the now unnecessary coroporation and am operating on my own. during the two years as a corp, i established many clients, about a dozen or so in the first year who referred me to others, including one major corporation who uses me as an on-site tech guy for their offices in Sarasota and St. Petersburg (the tech guys are based in NY and PC Anywhere only does so much). Nowadays, I get about 5 hours of onsite and/or bench work a month @ $40 an hour. My website's been spotty for months now, most of my referrals are by word of mouth, it helps that my dad gives a little sales pitch to nearly every client of his (he does remote mortgage/refi closings and goes all over) Best advice I can give someone in your position is to get the word out, business cards, friends, parents, etc. Even if you don't have a car you can still get rides if you're nice enough. Polo shirts, slacks and a good pair of shoes are a must, start out small, get in the door by tutoring them (MS word, IE, outlook, the like), $20 or so an hour, work your way up from there, once you're in the door start fixing boxen. There isn't a single box in a client's home that doesnt need something fixed. Good luck.

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    Logistical Chaos Officer http://www.slagg.org - LAN Gaming in Sarasota FL,USA
  46. Re:OP: Mow lawns. No joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you live near a college campus (and you get that beater truck), you can buy and sell dorm fridges.

    Print up flyers offering beer money ($10-20) for used units as Spring move out time comes. Cruise the alleys in the off-campus student housing area and pick up any you see left out for trash pickup. These can be for spare parts. Rent a garage for $50 a month if you need storage space. Clean them out and check and fix any that you can. Sell them in the Fall for $50-70 each (vs. $100+ new).

  47. To all the naysayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To all of those who say that a 16 year old can't make (good) money in a technology oriented job, I am here to tell you off. I may be an exception, but in the last 6 months I have brought in over $10K and I just turned 16 two months ago. It has all been from freelance programming to boot.

    To the original inquirers, I can only offer the following advice (what has worked for me). Start out with something like RentACoder.com - I know it is most often similar to working in a sweatshop, but the goal is to find a good business (preferrably one in America who appreciates a good English speaking coder) and set up another more lucrative line of business with it. I currently do contracting work for a few companies that nets me a sizable amount for a person my age. Just keep a positive attitude about things and keep your eyes open for good business relationships.

    1. Re:To all the naysayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuckin A

    2. Re:To all the naysayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod up

  48. Networking. by oneiros27 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're about to leave the last free school you're going to get, most likely. [Unless it's offered as a benefit as a future employer]

    And then you get to the paying for education, and then the trying to pay off student loans, and find someone to give you money for your time.

    Although it sounds like a good idea to try to make money now, you may actually want to look at things that might help you to make more money later. So pick what you like to do, and go talk to people who work for companies that work in the field, or have jobs of the type that you want. You probably won't get to do it, but it doesn't mean that you can't get an internship, and learn something.

    Hell, it might be that all you learn is that you really hate the field, and that's the best thing that you can learn early. You might learn that you don't want to work for that type of company.

    But you also start building your resume, and gaining experience. You meet people, who can tell you later in life when there's a position that you might be interested in. And you have so many more people whom you can use as references for that first real paying job.

    As for transportation -- public transit. It's not glamorous, but the bus is your friend. Or, look for stuff within walking/bike distance. Hell, even a public library or local government might be willing to take you in, if you're interested in working there.

    --
    Build it, and they will come^Hplain.
  49. become the neighborhood handymen by kootch · · Score: 1

    just as the above poster said, build customer relationships. start by mowing lawns, mention that you also are pretty tech saavy and people will ask you to fix their aol or remove a pesky virus...

    you'll learn a valuable skill: getting in the door is the hardest part of any business.

    before you know it you'll have all of the neighborhood kids working for you painting houses, fixing printer jams, setting up wireless ethernet connections, mowing lawns, helping old ladies carry their groceries home, etc.

    you can be an entrepreneur without stifling your youth.

  50. How to buy a house in 4 years by spineboy · · Score: 1
    My cousins came off the boat about 7 years ago from Poland, lived in my granmothers basement and started his own landscaping service (and worked like a FIEND 6am to 8PM in the summer)). He and his son plus another guy or two worked their asses off and in 4 years he built a $350,000+ house (granted they live in New Jersey which has some of the highest housing prices in the country & some /all of the stuff was "off the books").

    The lesson is that the American dream is still alive - if you work like a M-Fer you can still make some decent money. Most people can't/won't work that hard.

    --
    ..........FULL STOP.
    1. Re:How to buy a house in 4 years by router · · Score: 1

      So, let me get this straight. Your cousins show up here, take advantage of this country's generosity by not treating them like dirt as an immigrant. He works hard, PAYS NO TAXES, and builds a house that costs 3x the national average. Yeah, great fucking advice. So the rest of us paying ~1/3 of our income (In income taxes alone!) goes to support your cousins who pay no damn taxes. Ah, the American Dream is alive and well, if you are willing to cheat and steal. What the fuck else is new....

      Great fucking advice. My advice? Go back to fucking Poland and quit sucking money out of my goddamn wallet. I have no fucking problem, whatsoever, with immigrants. I think they are the soul of this country, but people who take advantage of my generosity get no sympathy. Go home, please? Is that better? Goddamn. How fucking stupid are you?

      andy

    2. Re:How to buy a house in 4 years by caseydk · · Score: 1


      Uh... if the cousins were never employed by a company drawing a taxable wage, then they couldn't draw unemployment. They lived with family so they we're sucking on the government's teet there either. They would have had to pay sales tax, just like anyone else. So unless you're counting usage of the roads...

      Sure, they broke the rules by not paying taxes, but that says to me that a re-thinking of the tax system is in order.

      If we went to a flat 10% sales tax (0% on the basics: food, medicine, clothes, and education), then *everyone* would have to pay taxes and poor people who could only afford the basics pay little to nothing.

    3. Re:How to buy a house in 4 years by Mantorp · · Score: 1
      The 2 main reasons why I don't like a flat sales tax.

      1. People would barter for things even more than today to get around it.
      2. Rich people would pay a lower percentage of their total earnings as tax while middle and lower income earners would pay a higher percentage of their earnings as tax (really, really poor people wouldn't pay much tax if they can only afford the basics).

    4. Re:How to buy a house in 4 years by router · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and the reason they left Poland was for opportunity, safety, security, etc. All bought and paid for by your ancestors and mine with blood or money or both. The least they could do is PAY THEIR DAMN TAXES, since they shift the burden onto me when they don't. And that's the fucking point; I could go buy a nice house too if the federal/state taxes taken out of my check every two weeks stayed in my hands as they stay in theirs. Screwing your neighbors to get ahead may be prevalent but that doesn't make it right. That goes for anyone here; don't like it, vote out those who spend too much. But shirking your civic duty is just what makes Poland/everywhere else that people escape from happen.

      andy

  51. Try to get a job at compusa by chadamir · · Score: 1

    as boring and lame as it may sound, sales at compusa pays really well. I make 7.75 + 1% commissions + Spiffs + etc. Im averaging between 12-14 an hour here. There's a lot of bitch work, but whatever its fun.

    1. Re:Try to get a job at compusa by thetelepath · · Score: 1

      now i have a question. how does one convince compusa to place a store in one's city? :)

      --
      Because it's about grace. It really is about grace.
  52. 3 Months by splattertrousers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Figure out where all the APOTAS* are and learn how to meet** them. Spending a summer doing that will be far more rewarding than any crappy business you can put together in 3 months.

    * APOTAS == attractive people of the appropriate sex :)

    ** meet == screw :) :)

  53. Hire an attorney by I_Love_Pocky! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Take your money, and hire an attorney. Then proceed to sue everyone you possibly can for copyright infringment. You don't even have to have a decent case. If you sue the right people, their enimies will pump money into your legal fund. Just skim a few million off the top of that, and it is a summer well spent.

  54. set up PVRs by DrEasy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Recycle old PCs into PVRs! Install MythTV, the right hardware, charge for an arm and a leg and you're cooking! Minimal investment, a bit of tinkering, and a lot of fun too! Start with family and neighbours, and the word of mouth should spread quickly. The uninitiated will be impressed.

    --
    "In our tactical decisions, we are operating contrary to our strategic interest."
  55. here's an idea... by jamesh · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... i've not seen an spam filter that is 100% effective, you could offer a personalised manual spam filtering service!

  56. Ebay.. or oil changes by xtal · · Score: 1

    Go around to flea markets and buy things cheap that look interesting. Then hawk them on Ebay for a slight markup. You'll make some money, I know of two people doing this locally to suppliment their incomes. Interesting is in the eye of the beholder, but it's one idea that doesn't involve mowing lawns.

    Another one is to walk around offering to do oil changes on cars in people's driveways. Buy a GOOD jack and jackstands, a torque wrench to properly tighten the drain bolt, brand name filters and oil. Most people are lazy. Identify yourself as a university student or canadate, and you will be suprised at the takeup rate. Using high quality oil and filters will get you a profit in the range of $7-10 as you can charge a slight margin over the cheap guys for doing it right there. You don't need a car - get a cart and hoof it.

    --
    ..don't panic
  57. Go to work by lewp · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Most any business you're going to be able to start is going to have startup costs equal to or greater than what you'll make over a summer. Not only that, but running your own business generally means you're going to work your ever-loving asses off.

    Unless you're dead set against it, why not just get a bullshit food service or retail job? Remember, you're in high school. This is the summer. One of the last ones you're going to get.

    Think of it like this:

    • If you're only going to pursue this for the summer, you're likely to make more money working for someone else rather than trying to get a business of the ground.
    • You'll learn what it's like to work for someone else. If you don't like it, it'll make you that much more motivated to come up with a viable business idea. A "bad" job increases this effect over the typical $10-12/hr high school kid IT job. At the absolute very least you'll figure out why you don't want to wash dishes for the rest of your life and it'll motivate you to study and/or work harder after school.
    • Everyone can get one of these jobs. If you're dealing with summer, you've only got twelve weeks. You can get one of these jobs in one day if you can speak passable english. In the process you'll get some great zero-pressure interview experience. Remember, the interviewer is likely to be fucking ecstatic that a clean, bright teenager is applying.
    • Cute girls get lame part time jobs in retail and food service. If you don't already have tons of these hanging around (you're reading Slashdot, sue me for assuming), don't underestimate the value of being side-by-side with actual ladies every day for three months. You'd be surprised how crappy labor != bad job when you've got a hottie to admire while you do it. Couple this with the fact that low-wage coworkers tend to bond together quickly and tightly, and you've got a recipe for success.

    I was blessed with amazing jobs I got through family contacts my last two years of high school, but I worked in a grocery store my sophomore year. It didn't really teach me anything, and the pay was right around minimum wage, but I also got invited to some pretty cool parties I would have missed if I didn't know my coworkers. I was actually rather sad when school started again and my extracurricular commitments forced me to quit.

    Hell, to this day I'm thankful for that job. The people I worked with there are, by a wide margin, the largest group of people who didn't leave town after graduation. Gives me people to hang out with when I have to go home to visit the parents.

    I work in IT, and make a pretty damn good living now with great job security, but I still look back on wasted high school summers fondly. Unless you are the type who is just miserable in high school, then maybe you would too.

    --
    Game... blouses.
    1. Re:Go to work by Glonoinha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is exactly one job where women line up all day every day, one every three minutes or so, give you their undivided attention, describe their home life, eating and spending habits, then hand you a piece of paper with their real name, home address, phone number, and picture id to verify that they are over 18. Grocery cashier.

      I spent 5 years (my last year in HS, and all through college) working at the big grocery store in my little college town and although the pay wasn't great I scored one quality contact a week, and got laid more than I will ever admit.

      The only way to increase your odds over that is to be a bartender, but good luck getting that job (esp when you are 18.)

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      Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
  58. Re:Windoze technical support ... tax??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So basically you advocate that highschool students undercut people by not paying tax. Hence devalue the market, put people out of work and break the law.

    Sounds great. Anyone else have any moral objection to not paying taxes.

    [Apologies if I've gotten this bass-ackwards, just in UK IT services are taxable].

  59. enjoy your summer by ajw1976 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're just a kid. Enjoy your summer. The time of few responsibilities will soon pass away as you enter adulthood.

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    1. Bad signature
    2. ?????
    3. Profit
    1. Re:enjoy your summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur. I spent my last decent summer working my ass off, I did make a lot of money from doing networking consulting, freelance programming and web design and so on, but I didn't enjoy it. I count about one week off in the entire three months. I even scrapped my ideas of a holiday in Australia.

      Even though I made plenty of cash, I feel I wasted my time. I won't be doing it this year.

  60. Re:Windoze technical support ... tax??! by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

    Oh, I have plenty of moral objections to paying taxes.

    But I also have plenty of objections to becoming Big Bubba's girlfriend.

  61. Re:OP: Mow lawns. No joke. by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 1

    several advantages to this job also:

    - sell your customer base to a couple of neighborhood kids after your summer is over and you move off to college

    - think of it as your last chance to to get proper exercise. once you start sitting in front of a terminal, you magically start gaining pounds. and it ain't cause of the cheezy poofs!

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    I'm good with numbers - .45, 7.62, 9.....
  62. Re:OP: Mow lawns. Not in LA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You won't get anywhere if you're in Southern Cali trying to mow lawns. We have millions of illegals to do that here. That's all they're good for. Well, that and stealing.

  63. Horse shit by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Get contracts with local stables for cleaning services.
    2. Sell the 'proceeds' from the stables as fertilizer
    3. Profit!
    4. When busted for not paying tax on the fertilizer, point out taxes were paid on sale of the hay the horses ate and exclaim, "We're getting taxed at both ends!"

  64. Re:OP: Mow lawns. No joke. by yog · · Score: 4, Informative

    Great advice except for the no taxes part. That's against the law. You are required to report your income whether it's cash or check. Actually, some of your clients will probably prefer to write you a check anyway so you will have a paper trail.

    Furthermore, if you want to account for your time in order to impress a potential employer in the future, you had better have your ducks in a row; there are ways of finding out. Otherwise, you will have to lie and say you spent the summer doing nothing. That might be dodgy given the fact that 30-40 people around your neighborhood will testify that they hired you, and hundreds more saw your flyer.

    Maybe you are OK with working under the table like the thousands of carpenters and the like who try to get paid in cash, but if you ever want to do work for the federal government either as an employee or contractor, they will probably want to know every job you had for the past 10 years, so you then have the choice of perjuring yourself or admitting that you owe back taxes, neither of which is particularly great news to the employer.

    Finally, you should consider that finances are a vital part of running a business; the accounting and tax work you will do will be useful experience for later on when you start the next great software company or whatever you end up in.

    Good luck!

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  65. Start an outsourcing company... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take that thousand and hire 10,000 Pakistanis/Sri Lankans/Indians and start to put out flyers everywhere that you have high level tech guys from third world countries for cheap. Charge $10/hr. per monkey, err I mean brown man. Pay them $.02 in peanuts a day, and you're set for life after three months!!!

  66. You will never succeed by stinkyfingers · · Score: 1

    If you can't identify a need that you can fill with the resourced that you have, you'll fail.

  67. Re:I has a business once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounds like a Risky Business. One that no ordinary Tom could Cruise into.

  68. mod up by fliptout · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the tears of joy, Herr Colonel :)

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  69. Re:OP: Mow lawns. No joke. by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
    I am not advocating cheating on your taxes, but you think that people are going to go after you for the money that you earned mowing lawns during the summer after high school?

    My current employer never asked me if I mowed lawns in high school.

  70. A sampling of summer jobs by gobbo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. Window washing residences and commercial storefronts. Pros: startup costs approximately $300 for a good ladder, promo materials, and proper Ettore squeegee gear; once you get in the groove, it's a great job for an active mind to roam. Cons: not as easy as it sounds, you need to learn some tricks to get your speed and quality up. Most storefronts already have windowwasher contractors.

    2. Landscaping. -1 redundant, 'nuf said.

    3. Document prep: I used to do wordprocessing on my rare and ubermodern Atari. That morphed with time and tech into desktop publishing, a universally needed and generally badly done activity. Pros: Once you get some design principles down, not too hard to float above the scum. Cons: everyone thinks they're a designer, and only the good get paid well; as well, the client will always revise things at the last minute.

    4. Databases for small business. It blows me away how many retail and service businesses use crappy data management. I did this in Filemaker because it's good at interfaces (incl. web-based) and flexible form queries (good for users, challenging for developing) as well as cross platform and cheap (at the time). Perfect for that segment, fast to develop in so good cash. Nowadays I'd do it in MySQL with a browser interface when possible, ymmv. Pros: only a few of these contracts needed over a summer, so you can market F2F, and it's a great ladder up to other IT as it often requires some basic networking too. Cons: clients can really take you for a ride through feature creep and not knowing what they really need.

    5. Oh, I can't bring myself to admit to this one.

    6. Tutoring. -2 Redundant.

    7. Sell stuff over the 'net. Set up a website with shopping cart, go nuts marketing (short of spamdammit). Good way to do this is to find a distribution problem (eg. partner with some local craftspeople who're good but not getting their stuff out there). Or work ebay, work it hard, hit all the estate sales. Pros: flexibility, no F2F with nutty clients, decent $ opportunity. Cons: risk of a serious bomb.

    8. Sell souvlaki on a nude beach. OK, you may not have the opportunity to do this, but hey! what a great entrepeneurial summer job that was. Mind you, I cashed a good portion of my profits on the all-too-available cold beer supplies at same beach. Pros: who cares if it doesn't go on your resume... ;-) Cons: sand in everything, and moldy pita bread.

  71. Taxes - you REALLY want to do them ? by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
    Finally, you should consider that finances are a vital part of running a business; the accounting and tax work you will do will be useful experience for later on when you start the next great software company or whatever you end up in.

    So you want to do your own taxes/accounting. Accounting I might believe, but taxes - no way. First off - read the rules... Oh wait - I don't have time to read feet of small print annually to determine if I am allowed to deduct expenses, or if they are capital expenses so have to be amortized over a "useful lifetime"

    By the way - what is your structure going to be, LLC, incorperated, partnership, sole proprieter ? Each with their own quirky tax problems, filing requirements, and expeses.

    Frankly - the idea of not creating a paper trail and not paying the taxes (of which for the ammount of money you are talking here - you shouldn't be paying taxes on anyway) sounds good.

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  72. setting up open-source groupware by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Here's what I would do:



    I just got done installing dotproject open-source groupware for Opera Columbus. After some tough negotitation, I won the contract (no contract really, they just hired me). They already have hosting with another provider. The provider wanted X to developed web-based project management; I serisouly undercut them with an application suite that was already ready. I had to do some user training, but that's about it for the hard part.

    What I recommend is taking very little of your $1000, buy some cheap web hosting, and setting up some open source groupware. Spend a little bit more of that $1000 on printing manuals or throwing together a nice presentation -- charts and graphs, with binders, etc. Physical things, such as paper, will show people that you have an investment in what you are doing, and aren't just talking. They will have it to refer to later when they can't remember what you said. It shows stability and lastingness, that you will be there.

    Be selective with the open sources packages, find the stuff that's 1. finished, 2. polished, and 3. easy to use for a non-techie. I highly recommend dotproject; the only problem is that it lacks printing.

    Then, setup free demo accounts for users. Give them 30 or 60 day trials. Expect to spend some time training. Offer to do the initial setup, such as user accounts, etc. The people who use it and like it will gladly pay for the setup.
    You can charge either
    1. recurring fees for stuff you host. If you chose this, be prepared to go the extra mile for support when the thing crashes in the middle of the night.
    - or -
    2. a larger, one-time setup fee for setting it up on their hosting providers. Be sure to specify rates for future support of the application if you do a 1x set up fee. Here is where you clean up when they need you.

    Pick a minimum price you want, and always present something higher. That gives you room to negotiate. Geeks hate negotitaion, business people love it. Be prepared for it. Be prepared to walk away from deals where they want too much; those people are users and they will expect you to work for them 24/7 for way too little money. It's just not worth it.

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    1. Re:setting up open-source groupware by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      One thing I forgot to mention: I put together a quote for them for installing MS Project with 10 users. Even with the non-profit discount, it was still $4k. (They needed to upgrade from NT to 2k, purchase Project Server, licenses, etc.).

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  73. Teach old people how to use computers by drpentode · · Score: 1

    I taught senior citizens how to use Windows and the Internet. I got paid $10/hr. by the senior center to do this. It wasn't a lot of cash, but it lead to something else.

    I was then asked by my students for personal tutoring time and tech support. I charged $20/hr. I couldn't charge more than that because it was a blue collar town, but I made a decent living. I was able to go to college and live comfortably while working only 20 hours a week. I was also able to save up for a new car and a wedding ring when the time came. And the experience has proven invaluable because now I charge $65/hr. to do the same thing, and people don't even blink. They keep asking me to come back.

    1. Re:Teach old people how to use computers by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      You do realize the conflict between these two statements don't you?

      "I charged $20/hr. I couldn't charge more than that because it was a blue collar town, but I made a decent living."

      and this one

      "And the experience has proven invaluable because now I charge $65/hr. to do the same thing, and people don't even blink. They keep asking me to come back."

      These are the same people, no? Are they not blue collar anymore?

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    2. Re:Teach old people how to use computers by drpentode · · Score: 1

      Oops. Forgot to specify. I moved to another state.

  74. Go find customers who are ready to buy. by toygeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, When I was 17 y/o I went and got a job at an office supply store. Staples #134 in Palm Springs, CA. I was the snot nosed kid who worked the computer section at the time. After I was there a few months, I started getting a good reputation with customers and staff, and got LOTS of side business doing things like:

    - installing parts I sold
    - setting up peoples new computers
    - migrating peoples data to new computers
    - teaching them how to USE their computers
    - general tech work

    Of course I had to make sure that the general manager was OK with that, and he was cool with it as long as I wasn't constantly pimping myself. I usually let people ASK if I knew anybody who could do such and such and I'd say "I know *just* the guy". I'd ask for THEIR contact info, and I'd call them after hours (or before if I was working 1-9 like I did often.)

    I charged $25/hr, with a 1hr minimum. I'd go through their computers and make sure they were running good, THEN I'd start teaching them. I made thousands and thousands of dollars this way. It could be hard work but I'd take the stuff that other area consultants wanted $75/hr to work on, or just plain wouldn't do.

    It gave me a good base, and you know, I STILL do lots of that stuff on the side, but these days I charge $45/hr and most of the work is web design work that I bid per job, flat rate. Yeah, I'm cheap, but I'm not out to make a killing. I'm out to make a *living*.

    The OTHER thing I used to do alot was to find a computer shop online that would wholesale parts to me, and I'd price out uber-cheap computers that were custom built. Then, I'd advertise it in the paper at a really good price, cheaper than most places. Very little profit margin, if any. If they ordered, I'd buy the parts, build it, and deliver. Then if they wanted extra help with it, no problem. $25/hr.

    If you want to figure out how to get customers to spend money, go to a pet shop. See those cute fish for 10 cents? Bowl, $5. Pump, $10. Food, $3, rocks, $2. There, now you just made $20 on a 10 cent fish.

    The moral of my story? People are sheeple. You need to learn how to lead them into buying from you, but it has to be their idea. Wanna sell $20 of fish supplies? Find the cutest 10 cent fish you can, and sell the heck out of them.

  75. Re:FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    No shit. One summer I spent $1,500 on a book of acid. Grossed $15,000. And fucked 2-4 girls a week (some because you had the cash, some because you had the acid).

    If you're not stupid, you can do ok.

  76. get to know some CEOs by csteph · · Score: 1

    get them to tell you secrets.

    invest $1000 accordingly.

  77. Four business proposals: by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0, Troll

    1. Crack cocaine distribution.
    2. Extortion of lunch money from minors.
    3. Consulting for Mcdonalds.
    4. Stealing underpants.

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  78. Technical Youth by Krezel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here in the Detroit area we have a company called Technical Youth that hires up high school and college techies and farms them out as temp work. Looks like good money.

  79. Mod XBoxes and PS2s by Qrlx · · Score: 1

    Here's what you should do, assuming you can solder, which you said you could.

    Set up a home business modding peoples Xboxes and PS2s over the summer. You're the right age to know a bunch of people who will have them, and will probably have a couple hundred bucks they could throw your way if you hotrod them.

    Charge them the cost of the modchip (cheap, like $30) the cost of a hard drive, and 100 bucks for yourself.

    Just don't run afoul of the authorities when you do all this, they will think you're cyber-terrorists or something. Not that you're doing anything all that illegal, but don't start hacking DSS cards too.

    Hmm...

  80. Read my post carefully and don't draw conclusions by spineboy · · Score: 1
    I never said my cousin didn't pay taxes you a-hole. Some of the workers he temporarily hired were aliens. Do you naively think that any of the produce in this country would be possible without illegal aliens?, how about every single waiter and bartender, and a lot of construction jobs - all under the table.

    Anyway, his company was legit after 2 years. Sounds like you're jealous cause he has a nicer house than yours. The taxes on the house alone were enough to "pay" for anything he got out of this country for his first 2 years here. So shut your pie hole and use your mind before you post crap like that.

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  81. Landscaping by macdaddy · · Score: 1

    Forget anything in the IT field. You won't get a decent job. You won't make a decent business. No one in their right mind would buy a computer you build because you have no way of supporting it, especially after the summer is over. Unless you want to sell computers at a computer store (not a bad idea so you can get an idea of what you don't want to ever do again) get a real job doing actual manual work. You won't regret it. You might actually learn something. I did landscaping for a while. The folks I worked for were a bunch of jackasses but the pay was good. We had overtime every single week because they were undermaned and overworked and then some. The hours will probably have some flexibility to them so you can take a couple college classes during the summer. What?! You're not planning on taking summer college courses. You're one dumb SOB then. Take them and get it over with. Working outside will give you a good tan. Doing manual labor might actually get your fat ass into somewhat decent shape too. Both of these things will be useful when you get to college. Forget the dreams of striking it rich when people find out you know how to work with computers. Do a job that will pay you real money and save the fancy IT job until you have a degree or impressive certification (not MCSE!) that says you actually know what you're doing.

  82. tell us where you are; the first job I got by arete · · Score: 1

    I'm (provisionally) actually looking for someone to do some of the residential support I have to deal with sometimes, because it's not really my primary business and I'm a bit overloaded (things like my client's cousin's home computer needs a new modem...)

    I'm in Chicagoland, in the western burbs : )

    As for the first job I got - actually I'm talking about the first job I got on purpose, I'd had a couple of jobs I kindof wandered into.

    I realized I didn't have a car - so I got on my bike. And I looked at a map to figure out where there were close enough stores, and then I went there and started applying at mad. But I ended up with a job at a computer store - and it was targetted as a summer job for HS students.

    It was mostly cleaning computers (with glass cleaner, not software) in schools while they were out of session for the summer. But it paid well (for me, then - but anyone older wouldn't probably have thought so!)

    Also, since I did know something about computers and it was a small store I ended up doing some sales stuff and later some tech stuff, which was all great for my resume and for my knowledge.

    I'd argue that because the pay rates go up so tremendously as you get older, you might be MORE interested in seeing if you know what field you WANT to go into, and starting a business doing that whether you make any money or not, because it'll make it easier to get the _next_ job - ideally you'll also have a portfolio of what you did, if it's any kind of development.

    Temper this with having fun, of course - you're young.

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