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Meet Lucy, The Orangutan Robot

Roland Piquepaille writes "Lucy is not an ordinary robot, driven by software. She's a pure product of artificial intelligence (AI). And after a three-year long training, she's now able to make a difference between an apple and a banana, which is quite handy for an orang-utan, even if she doesn't eat them. Her five microcontroller chips wouldn't like this... In "A Grand plan for brainy robots," BBC News Online tells us that Lucy is the brainchild of Steve Grand, an honorary research fellow at Cardiff University's School of Psychology. And why did he choose an orang-utan design? "I made Lucy as an orang-utan because, can you imagine how scary it would be if she looked like a human baby?," said Grand. More details and references are available in this overview which also includes the cover of Grand's last book, 'Growing Up with Lucy: How to Build an Android in Twenty Easy Steps,' which was already reviewed on Slashdot."

336 comments

  1. Best quote in article... by jhouserizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Best quote in the article: "I like 'intelligent' people. It's the thick ones that worry me."

    1. Re:Best quote in article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orangutan Robots. What is it all about... is it good, or is it whack?

  2. Heh by Ash87 · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Meet Lucy, The Orangutan Robot."

    Contender for best story title? =D

    1. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Meet Lucy, The Orangutan Robot."

      Contender for best story title? =D


      Contender for worst failed first post attempt?

    2. Re:Heh by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Contender for worst failed first post attempt?"

      No, that would be "To hell with the monkey, I want my Linux Fembot with a penchant for evil!"

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      Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
    3. Re:Heh by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      No, that would be "To hell with the monkey, I want my Linux Fembot with a penchant for evil!"

      This is going to be the best. prom. ever.

    4. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a beowulf cluster of monkeys...

  3. The final test... by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
    she's now able to make a difference between an apple and a banana,

    The final test will be if she can pull the football away just before Charlie Brown tries to kick it.

    that or rip his legs off...

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:The final test... by ozbird · · Score: 3, Funny

      The real final test is for the robot to know what the fruit is, but is able to lie about it:

      Lister: OK try again what is it?
      Kryten: It's a banana
      Lister: No it isn't. What is it?
      Kryten: It's a banana
      Lister: No it isn't! What is it?
      Kryten: It's an orrrrrr its an orrrrrrr
      Lister: It's an orange say it. IT IS AN ORANGE.
      Kryten: It's an orrrrrr it's an orrrrrr It's no use sir I can't do it
      Lister: You can. I'm going to teach you. (Puts down banana picks up apple) Ok what is it?
      Kryten: It's an apple
      Lister: No No No. What is it?
      Kryten: Oo it's no use sir I just can't lie I'm programmed to always tell the truth.
      Lister: Kryten it's easy look. (holding an apple) It's an orange (picks up orange) it's a melon (holding a banana) it's a female aardvark.
      Kryten: Oo that is just so superb sir. How d'ya do that, especially calling a banana an aardvark. An aardvark isn't even a fruit. It's total genius.

  4. King Louie's head on a toaster oven. Creepy. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 4, Funny
    It doesn't need a baby's head... it's creepy enough as a primate.

    I haven't been this creeped out since the first time I saw that Quiznos Subs commercial.

    And what's with that glowing blue Terminator eye? Imagine that thing chasing Linda Hamilton around.
    Your clothes... give them to me... I'll take that banana, too...
    Can't he cover that thing with fur or something? Make it look like a toy instead of like something out of madman's nightmare?
    --
    You are in error. No-one is screaming. Thank you for your cooperation.
    1. Re:King Louie's head on a toaster oven. Creepy. by rjelks · · Score: 4, Funny

      OMG, I followed the link and yikes. It looks like a combination of the Terminator, Chucky and some scary-assed monkey thing. Very cool idea, but I'm going to have nightmares about this one.

      -

    2. Re:King Louie's head on a toaster oven. Creepy. by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 0

      Forget artificial intelligence, they've created the first android butter (but-her) face.

      Yeah, she's got some nice internals, but her face....

    3. Re:King Louie's head on a toaster oven. Creepy. by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      It looks like... *snip* ... some scary-assed monkey thing.

      Yes, but does it have FIVE ASSES???

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      sudo eat my shorts
    4. Re:King Louie's head on a toaster oven. Creepy. by jaxdahl · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you read Star Wars books like any respectable slashdottter, you'll find that C-3P0 was designed to be as neutral as possible to a wide range of cultures, it has eyes, fixed arms, neutral mouth with no teeth, open gesture.

    5. Re:King Louie's head on a toaster oven. Creepy. by nlindstrom · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I thought when I saw it: "Oh my $DEITY, that looks like a hyper-intelligent Chucky! Ahhhhhhh!"

  5. And $20000 dollars to finish my robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My girl robot.

    1. Re:And $20000 dollars to finish my robot by digital+bath · · Score: 1

      This is gonna be the best prom ever..

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      find / -name "*.sig" | xargs rm
    2. Re:And $20000 dollars to finish my robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      FUCK YOU CHOADMUNCHER!!!! THat's not a funny joke at all. Who the fuck cares about prom?!!! I certainly don't! I'm 34 years old, why the fuck would I care about prom you fucking cunt!?? I wnet to prom back in 1988 and it was no fucking big deal. I had a girlfriend and we had sex before, during and after prom. BIG FUCKING DEAL!!! You are a fucking worthless pil of shit dumps you asscunt!!! IF YOU THINK IT'S SO FUNNY TO make fun of people who don't make it to prom, you need to fucking grow up! There are many more milestones in a person's life beyond prom. They are much more important. If prom is where you topped out, then I feel sorry for you because you are missing out on what adult life has to offer. For one thing, it only gets easier to get laid after high school. Epecially once you get a REAL FUCKING JOB you bitch! If you pull in decent money, then chicks will be on your jock in an instant. 2. If you're REALLY luckym, you mifht even get a wife!!! I have a wife and it's one of the best things in life. Sexy any time you want it with a beautiful REAL woman. I'll bet after your prom and high school career you went to work delivering pizzas and fucking your plastic pussies and blow up girfrends. My life is probably ten times better than your pathetic existence if only because of the fact that I GET LAID regularly. Prom menas nothing to anyone with intelligence who moves onto an adult life. You're a stupid pathtic moron if you think that your insult about loner geeks who jump at the chance to go to prom with a robot girl if funny. It's not. If I had a chance to date a robot girl, I would in a heartbeat I love machines more than people anyway. At least you can trust machines to never make a mistake. Only humans make mistakes. I can't believe you would post this stupid, lame joke twice in the same thread and not hang your hea in shame. I'm am aso surrised that you think you are clevelr when you are not. You are a FUCKING IDIOT!!!! You need a punch in the mouth asshat. I hope you get the fucking beating you deserve you little cuntflap. You can't offend people like me because we are byond your childish games. Now fuck off bitch! FUCK OFF!!!

    3. Re:And $20000 dollars to finish my robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm, you're joking, right?

    4. Re:And $20000 dollars to finish my robot by digital+bath · · Score: 1

      dude, it's from a commercial.

      $20 says you cried yourself to sleep on prom night.

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      find / -name "*.sig" | xargs rm
    5. Re:And $20000 dollars to finish my robot by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      Holy Shi* dude, that's the craziest rant i've ever seen! it's from a credit card commercial, no one's being made fun of.... take a valium, a bottle for that matter, and calm down before your veins pop or something :S

      Reece,

    6. Re:And $20000 dollars to finish my robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, that's the funniest rant I've ever read!!

    7. Re:And $20000 dollars to finish my robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like that advert... :)

      Sorry, had to post - the suspense is killing me, I do want to know if this guy's serious... come on, reply...

    8. Re:And $20000 dollars to finish my robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Not serious. Just flaimbateing.

  6. Pictureframe PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is very similar to a Mini-ITX [mini-itx.com] project I saw a while ago.

    The main difference is, the Mini-ITX page shows you how everything is layed out inside the picture frame.

    buvcjfkojz

  7. Advance BION research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This might be the breakthrough the BION folks could use to advance their research [vard.org].

    mukrhxktjbp

  8. A bit OTT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is so over the top. Creating an entire PC just to show a picture? That's 200 for the screen and another 200 for the computer. On top of that they are recommending a hard disk?
    My version [man.ac.uk] uses a 5 quid FPGA and some junk thrown away equipment. The LCD was a 12" 9bit colour from some factory and a fiend of a friend offered them to us for a quid each. And the RAM is an old 1Mb 30simm (I have about 3kg of these). There you go. A picture displaying system with no need for a huge/noisy PC power supply (runs from one of those 12v ac/dc plug converters). The images can be sent to it via a serial cable (two wires internally so it can be passed over any old cable you have lying around).


    ebizvyuspt

  9. Wouldn't be much work in Tcl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... or probably Perl or Python, either.

    It doesn't actually seem to grok the commands that are being run, so something like

    proc try {times script} {
    if { [catch [uplevel $script] err] } { cleanup ; retry }
    }

    is all that's needed (of course to do it right you'd need a bit more, but still...).

    try {5 times} {
    commands...
    }

    Although Tcl is a bit lower level, and would require you to do exec ls, you could of course wrap that too so that all commands in the $script block would just be 'exec'ed by default.

    In any case, better to use a flexible tool that can be tweaked to do what you need then write highly specialized tools.

    hhfcwjevflou

  10. Just More Validation for OSS Model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a company with many thousands of employees, more money than God, and a dominant position in almost every market segment they're in. And they STILL can't write secure code OR meet most of their delivery deadlines (deadlines which they set themselves, not ones that were imposed on them).

    Meanwhile, the groups that produce products like MySQL and PostgreSQL have had steady releases, a wealth of needed features, and relatively few security incidents.

    Unless you're already so heavily bought in to their infrastructure that any change would be prohibitively expensive, I can't see how it makes any sense to base your business on Microsoft's products. They're expensive, they're insecure, they're performance laggards, and you just can't rely on them for support.

    Cheers,


    rwxlkxlggl

  11. Slashdot - MySQL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't Slashdot run on MySQL [slashdot.org]?

    zqhqfhrmsi

  12. Precedent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't really say I care for the precedent being set here.

    How are you supposed to get anything done on the internet if you have to worry about not only the laws in your country, but those all over the world?

    (Realistically, the laws in your country plus those in the US)

    deozhnofdbu

  13. Lucy's home page by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Informative

    Lucy's home page is an even better place for technical details, including an anatomical overview and scrapbook pictures

    1. Re:Lucy's home page by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2, Funny
      The FCC's going to have to censor that. She's completely nekkid!

      --
      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
  14. SSI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    cluster-capable system implementing native SSI (Single System Image) which is something that no other operating system can do today

    umm...unicos/mk?

    dyyghrnmiw

  15. Re:Umm... what's the definition of spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this to say I can't tell when I'm being spammed?

    Leaving aside the part where you barely avoid the paranoid rantings of a madman, yes, there are times when you can't tell if you're being spammed. Like, how many times have you accidentally deleted an email that you thought was spam but was really from a long-lost friend? Or how many times have you opened Spam because you weren't sure that it was Spam or something from your ISP (or whatever).

    Say you've done it 10 times in 10 000 messages. If this program only did it once in 10 000 messages (false positive or missing negative) then it was 10x as accurate as you.

    rzenaaroxea

  16. Pray for Mojo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt.

  17. Abuse of Power Comes as no Surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unfortunately, this is nothing new [snacc.mb.ca].

    CBS

    kcxrgfnkvtts

  18. Re:Not what it is all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ditto, I'd also like to add that I use our home 'pokey' laptop to ssh and remote desktop into much faster/less portable computers. Think of it as a wireless console and it's CPU horsepower doesn't matter AT ALL.

    mbthct

  19. Are Russian customers allowed there? =) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder, whether our Russian militaries can buy the complex to keep missiles closer to their targets?:)

    ozbkswqyzn

  20. scary by AnonymousCowheart · · Score: 3, Funny

    he said: "can you imagine how scary it would be if she looked like a human baby?"
    did you guys look at the picture of that thing? It looks like my mother-in-law! Thats friggen scary! I guess he spend all the money on research, and not on matching eye's.:)

    1. Re:scary by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I guess he spend all the money on research, and not on matching eye's.:)

      It actually surprised me a bit to find out he didn't have mismatched eyes as well. My eyes have a slight variation in pigment, and I usually put some asymetry into the eyes of anything I draw just as a kind of signiture.

      --
      Everything will be taken away from you.
  21. If his goal was... by Atario · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...to avoid being scary, he's failed miserably.

    Can't sleep...orangutan robot'll kill me...can't sleep...orangutan robot'll kill me...can't sleep...orangutan robot'll kill me...

    --
    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
    1. Re:If his goal was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree completely but I think you have the pop culture reference wrong. Is it just me or does Lucy bear a striking resemblance to Chucky from Child's Play?

    2. Re:If his goal was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does anyone else think that thing looks like a cracked-out chuckie?

  22. Extinct by Ethernet_Jedi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe he could build and program an entire zoo (extinct species and all)..No feeding, no vets, just an occasional tune-up :0

    1. Re:Extinct by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      Yeah, and then he could get celebrity endorsements for every animal. That would be cool.

      --
      "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
  23. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Is there somewhere that I can sign up to be a pistol whipper?



    kseyetsywrr

  24. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been looking at the MM10 (the older version) as a small GNAA/Linux computer for some months now and the memory was always a hold up. This things solves that and then some.
    The older model was small and light, but very usable. You could confortably hold it in one hand for a long time and it never got warm/hot. This was the thinnest thing I've ever seen, and the smallest without seeming to sacrifice on usability (close to sacrifice though).
    I might just have get one and see about running GNAA/Linux on this little guy.


    rtvewirwgzpf

  25. I wonder what is so important.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what is so important that NASA is going to wait until Monday. Maybe they will be unveiling something else at the same time?

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    xjfkzgvdjjp

    1. Re:I wonder what is so important.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      r It's a standard rule of Public Relations. Never announce anything between Friday at 4pm till Monday at 8am.

      The reason being that news outlets are not at full capacity during the weekends, so any news announced over the weekend won't get as much coverage. If NASA announced the news today, it will be covered on the Sunday evening news, and never again since that piece of news was already done, even when not many saw it.

      You can notice this practice when someone famous dies over a weekend. There will be an immediate announcement saying that the person is missing or very ill or something of the sort, then make the announcement on Monday.

      tzp

    2. Re:I wonder what is so important.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      c It's a standard rule of Public Relations. Never announce anything between Friday at 4pm till Monday at 8am.

      Unless, of course, it's something you have to announce for some reason but don't want most people to hear. Then late Friday afternoon is the perfect time to announce it. Politicians do this a lot. It would probably be quite instructive to review Friday late-afternoon press releases from the White House, for the last two or three decades.

      km

  26. which companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > How many companies these days are willing to drop money into some technology that may not turn a profit for many years?"

    Aerospace, for one. Working at one of the companies that makes commercial (and military) aircraft engines, it is jokingly quoted that: "A decision to launch a new engine program is a calculated risk to go into the hole for about 20 years" (Meaning it takes about that long to "turn profit" off all the years of design, development, testing, and certication processes.) Imagine how many times the market flops around responding to other market pressures in that length of time.

    As an interesting aside for many of you, aircraft engines have historically been sold on the razor/blades business model, so its an interesting business balance between a quality engine that airline customers will buy and the need to sell spares to eventually make money on FAR down the road.


    pivpbhmdqfcd

  27. Re:What's in a word ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    because I wonder how many musicians today can actually read music

    All of them.

    Dave Brubeck can't [duke.edu]. Django Reinhardt couldn't [playjazzguitar.com]. Paco de Lucia can't [geocities.com] (he learned the notation when he wanted to record Falla's classical pieces and Rodrigo's Concierto de Aranjuez, but it was laborious). Not all musicians need to know to read music, and not all musical cultures use western notation even when they write music (eg, India).

    tvnjzevxafei

  28. Well, by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    Even if her conversations are above the "why don't you just download me?" level, she won't get too far if she looks like she was standing in front of, and looking at a microwave oven as it was exploding.

    Maybe she was trying to download the oven?

    --
    If you don't know what AltaVista is (was), get off my lawn.
  29. Whose laws govern the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Different countries/governments/political systems have different laws concerning freedom of expression, privacy, property rights, etc.

    How can it be possible to create one set of rules that can apply to all nations with regards to Internet access?



    vcu
  30. Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story is just asking for a frosty piss joke to be made!

    joayybtnsl

  31. Re:argh! can't wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SQL7 was only 1.0 if you ignore versions 4.2, 6.0 and 6.5.


    pgteynolbqy

  32. Umm...Mars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't know if anyone else feels this way, but I'm kind of let down by the fact that our most interesting space story for awhile now is that we MAY have a 10th planet in our solar system.

    Umm...what? The past few months have been *spectacularly* exciting from a space point of view. We have two probes that successfully landed on Mars and have found strong evidence that Mars had liquid brine at one point. We have a ton of pictures from the surface to look at, and are expecting tons of findings, papers, and theories based on probe data that's been returned.

    And while, yes, the classification may not be interesting, the fact that we discovered a new, sizeable chunk of matter in our solar system is not small stuff either.

    yrxf

  33. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would like to welcome our new orangutan robot overlords!

    1. Re:I for one... by dicepackage · · Score: 1

      This is bringing us one step closer to the planet of the apes

  34. This is a non-story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, editors- this is news? We have already researched laser technology, so SDI defense is available. It should only take 2 or 3 turns to equip all of our cities with this technology.

    ctqjlwvntfmb

  35. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If dogs are flying, then that is not weed you are smoking... Tread carefully, but enjoy.

    vrhg

  36. What's with all the negativity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I know that if you need a ton of fault tolerance in your shell scripts that you should probably be using a different language but every time I look at any complex systems, not just a signle app but a system, there is always shell script glue. More importantly, I've never seen a shell script that checked the return codes of everything at best they look at a few key components and report on their success of failure. Exceptions would be nice.

    I think perl is where it is because so many people use it as "super script." To me that says, a) we recode all the Bourne and csh and bash in perl or b) we look at why people do shell scripting in perl or other languages and add that to the shell. I couldn't tell you which is right. It's a neat idea though and I'm glad they made it.

    A real example I can think of, I had a test machine that had some kind of ext3 corruption and so it mounted up in read-only mode when it booted. I spent time diagnosing an application error in our application because nothing caught that; these are redhat type startup scripts. I noticed that our app couldn't write logs and began to debug the system. More interestingly, a dozen or so start-up scripts failed to start up critical components and their failure wasn't noticed. If you can't write to the filesystem, you can't create a socket(AF_UNIX) and all sort's of things go tits up then. If that's how you debug it's only going to get more difficult as you add more and more complexity, you have to detect the lower level failures and report them. Perversely, this wouldn't have been noticed had a different partition been read-only. Turns out that a drive was going bad. Had it been a different partition, it would have been noticed at catastrophic system failure time when the drive died.

    I've done a fair amount of embedded work and there is always a test for new guys, you can tell the new guy (new college grad, whatever) because he skips half or more of the error checking in his code. You know printf returns a value? Funnier still, if you develop something like a consumer app in embedded space, you'll eventually see things like printf fail. We know it never should, but with 20,000+ users in different environments and what not, things like that can and do fail and usually point to a greater problem, like a dead drive or something. Instead of logging/alerting something to the critical and unusual printf failure, the app fails in a different way because this printf failed. Heaven forbid that it was sprintf that failed and then you shove bad data in to a database or configuration file and not just fail the system but corrupt the data too. Inspite of all of that, even veterans will forget error checking at times, it's a common bug and so having higher level tools to help assist, like exception in the shell can only be a good thing.

    rvbuovjedpk

  37. Re:Python by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a auto-completing python interpreter and editor

    Try the Wing IDE [wingide.com]. It has most of the functions you wanted... But it's not free software.

    wqanirtazr

  38. Are there any... by incom · · Score: 3, Interesting

    opensource AI projects? It'd be interesting to play around with something, even very primative. It' would need to be OSS so I could actually modify it though.

    --
    True genius is grasping a situation like a peice of fruit, and peircing it just right so that it drains dry.
    1. Re:Are there any... by Dan+Crash · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you mean by AI, of course, but OpenCyc is a great project that could really use more contributors.

      --
      He who refuses to do arithmetic is doomed to talk nonsense.
    2. Re:Are there any... by devnull17 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's all kinds of great stuff available, even if some of it is very old. You can even get an implementation of SHRDLU with the mechanical components replaced by a 3D Java layer.

      SHRDLU, like most AI projects written in the past 40 years, uses LISP, so it's actually not that hard to read. (Incidentally, SHRDLU is more than a bit unstable, but if you can get it to work, it's pretty amazing, especially for something written in the 70's.) Definitely worth a look, if only for the "coolness" factor.

      One of the greatest things about AI is that most of the work on it comes from academia--virtually everything is available for free, if you know where to look.

    3. Re:Are there any... by asavage · · Score: 2, Informative

      It isn't free, but the MATLAB neural network toolbox is really nice and you can see and modify a lot of code. They have some nice demos like appcr1 which is a neural network that takes images of letters and can tell you what letter is being shown. It tests it with random noise being added to the image and it works quite well.

    4. Re:Are there any... by tanksalot · · Score: 1, Informative

      You can also check out JOONE

      It is a java based open source (developed on sourceforge) Neural Network Framework.

      --
      "I am not denying the existence of stupidity, or of stupid people." - phyruxus
    5. Re:Are there any... by sakti · · Score: 1
      --
      "It is better to die on one's feet than to live on one's knees." - Albert Camus
  39. Not what it is all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CPU is just one component that eats electricity in a laptop; the other big hog is the back lit screen.

    Do you really need much compute power in a walk-about machine to do email, web browsing, word smithing ? In a trade off give me battery time over machine horsepower every time.

    I think that many people have a laptop for ease of use (all your files not backed up in one place that moves with you) and expect the laptop to do everything. What I like is those laptops that drop performance in battery mode.

    tafqokmhegri

    1. Re:Not what it is all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bz Ditto, I'd also like to add that I use our home 'pokey' laptop to ssh and remote desktop into much faster/less portable computers. Think of it as a wireless console and it's CPU horsepower doesn't matter AT ALL.

      avi

  40. Realistic features to be added to Lucy 2.0: by mystery_bowler · · Score: 3, Funny

    - Incredible tree-climbing ability
    - Facial-gesture mimicry
    - Pick parasites out of fur (useful!)
    - Poo-flinging

    And I don't know if it's all orangutans, but the ones at my local zoo have an affinity for tire swings. They wear through the rope and then roll the tire into the safety moat.

    --

    My sigs always suck.
    1. Re:Realistic features to be added to Lucy 2.0: by doublem · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's because they're trying to build a bridge over the moat so they can escape.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    2. Re:Realistic features to be added to Lucy 2.0: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget typewriting for offious reasons..

  41. This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seem to remember /. was down for a few hours last week... but somehow that story didn't make the front page.

    -a

    vmwwfwlojet

  42. Picture in article by nebaz · · Score: 1

    Did you see the picture of the orang in the article? Looks like the crypt keeper from tales of the crypt.

    An AI crypt keeper is the last thing we need.

    --
    Rhymes that keep their secrets will unfold behind the clouds.There upon the rainbow is the answer to a neverending story
  43. Re:Warm heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    tm Somehow Transmeta will always have a warm place in my heart. Don't know why, but I really like the company and praise them for what they are trying to do.

    Really, why is this even slightly +5 Interesting? Fair enough that you love the company...they did employ Linus for a while after all, and this is Slashdot, so I guess that counts for something. But Transmeta is nothing more than a hyped up dot.com remnant that hasn't realised that it should have crawled away and died somewhere a few years ago. Transmeta overpromised and underdelivered. Its CPUs have never really carved out a niche, suffering from terrible performance, and negligible gains in power efficiency over mobile designs from Motorola, Intel and AMD. Too underpowered for a mainstream notebook, and too power hungry for a PDA or cellphone, Transmeta CPUs linger on in a kind of zombie state, appearing from time to time in strange Japanese systems like this Sharp Actius, itself nothing more than a pale imitation of an Apple 12" G4 PowerBook.

    You're entitled to your opinion. It's just -1, Clueless Linus Fanboy, not +5, Interesting.

    Thank you.

    yk

  44. a few cars have been reverse engineered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jzv and posted on the web - like this site [allpar.com]

    cht

  45. There is a precedent but it will never hold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ucw The problem with this is that there is allready a precedent for this kind of thing. The Australian high court has allready made a ruling that something is published on the internet where it is read. This was part of a libel case where an American jornalist with a company that had dealings in Australia made some unprovable and allegedly slanderous allegations towards an Austrailan over the internet as part of his companies publications.

    That said the issues are subtley but still substantially different. Libel is a civil issue, facilitation of piracy is criminal. International treaties handle these cases differently (and quite often not at all), it would have not been possible to sue that jornelist if his paper had no dealings in Australia as if I remember correctly Australian defamation laws are not recognised by America because of the differnces in laws and to a lesser extend the differences in culture. Only the Australian arm of that company could be sued.

    But even if the crime was ruled to have been commited in America, as is possible extradition may not be possible. This is because nomatter where a crime was commited, if a sovereign nation does not recognise those crimes or recognises them to a lesser extent (as is the case here) then deportation may be conditional or even impossible.

    Personally I don't see a deportation happening, the backlash that would occur when an Australian is sent to a foreign land that he has never set foot on before, to stand before a foreign jury to answer to foreign crimes for an action that was alledged to occur in the man's own home, in his own country would be sickening to most Australians or anyone with a sence of national identity, even if they are not Australian. There is a strong undercurrent of hostility towards the US flowing around Australia's youth and left wing. No judge would be willing to make this man a martr to Australian nationalism. Australia is one of the only countrys never to have had any wars or bloody revolutions, nobody would risk making this sacrifice to appease a foreign power if it meant a remote possibilty that thousends of angry young people with a newfound nationalistic furver could be storming the high court, parlement house, the US embassy and pine gap.

    One also has to consider that a legal system that would entitle a foreign power to snatch away citizens for breaking laws of another nation into a distant land where they have never been is harldy soverign. Even if he is not crushed by homocidal revolutionarys, any judge that allows this extradition will surely be relinquising his own power to those overseas. This is completely contrary to human nature, let alone the nature of one ambitious enough to become a high court justice.

    But let me say this. If this extradition is allowed, whosoever allows this man has commited nothing wrong in his own country to be taken to a foreign land as a prisoner, shall have fire and chaos thown down on him or her by either their power being snatched away by the American judituary or their life being snatched away by hostile revolutionarys. If they act in the wrong way, their own actions shall not go unlamented.

    g

  46. this actually is bad if not specified correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cd I think its great that Microsoft includes basic functionality like a media player, word processor, calculator, internet browser, etc.

    I hope that we all realize that the PROBLEM lies in preventing the uninstallation of said items without "crippling" the OS.

    I think MS should be allowed to include whatever they want, as long as the no-install/uninstall option is there and its real (as in really uninstalls the files, not just "hiding" them).

    Why can't Microsoft see how easy it would be to fix this? But then again, that sort of tunnel vision is what has gotten them into the hot water they are in.

    j

  47. Re:Very interesting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ah >I'm surprised people still use BSD after that
    >security fiasco last year.

    so what do u suggest windows? LOL
    sorry ;)


    zx

  48. Re:Warm heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nop *cough*Linus Torvalds*cough*

    gd

  49. Re:Why automotive companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    trq Don't you know? In Japan all cars transform into fighting robots! Being able to pilot a fighting robot is required of everyone who gets a drivers licence. My friend Mark once saw this giant moth just think about attacking his town and Fighting Robots chopped it head off just like that! I mean, with the restrictions on their official military, it's either that or have you country taken over giant monsters. It's an easy choice in my opinion.


    c

  50. Re:Yukon's promised features by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lis Yukon is finally going to deliver online restoration, database mirroring with automatic failover, and support for mirrored backup sets.

    Let's face it, these features isn't something most users need. If Microsoft sees real trouble, they will simply slash the per-processor license cost by a factor of 50 or 100, and switching suddenly becomes a non-issue for most users.

    Per-client licenses and awfully high per-processor licensing costs are the most important factor which motivates most users to attempt other solutions. Of course, the proprietary databases have important features which look very good on paper, but I've seen quite a few installations which use a multi-thousand dollar database as if it were MySQL (not even using online backup). You can get away with that if you only need a workgroup server license, but if you need 20,000 client access licenses (or multiple per-processor licenses), licensing becomes a problem and you'll certainly consider other options.

    tup

  51. Re:Would it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n the prices are:

    You get 5 tracks for $6.99 and $1 per each track after 5. With your CD you get a custom designed cardboard package with user designed 4 color insert) plus a four color image (and your CD title) printed on the CD itself (no sharpies used here).



    ulb

  52. Yawn - Done way back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a Check these links for a Duo (Laptop) mod to a picture frame. I remember this site as the first I saw. I have an old 486 and a 64MB compaq flash just waiting for a conversion.

    http://www.applefritter.com/hacks/duodigitalfram e
    http://www.applefritter.com/node/view/728

    Duo Digital Frame by James Roos

    bt

  53. Activism sans Whack Job Factor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    x Mike:
    As privacy advocates, what can we do to impress the importance of privacy without coming off as tinfoil-hatted whack jobs?

    An example was a presentation I prepared for co-workers a while back regarding grocery store "loyalty" cards. In it, even after detailing the California case of a store that in a slip and fall case in their store, tried to introduce the customer's purchases, tracked via a card, saying he may have been drunk at the time because of frequent alcohol purchases. Afterwards, I was hit with several questions about being paranoid. I used the standard "this is why we have envelopes and blinds instead of postcards and open windows" argument, and while most seemed to understand, some were obviously unimpressed. What can we do to convince people of the need for privacy without being over the top?

    q

  54. OK, wise guys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    xfp I'm working with Grid and ftsh as we speak. I'm a physicist, not a professional coder. I write reasonable code, but I'm no purist. With that said...

    ftsh has great utility in the realm it's written for. Obviously, it's not a basis for installing kernels or doing password authentication. In a Grid (not just distributed) environment, things break for all sorts of reasons all the time. You're dealing with a Friendly Admin on another system, one who may well be unaffiliated with your institution, project or field of study. He doesn't have any particular reason to consult with you about system changes.

    Now you find yourself writing a grid diagnostic or submitter or job manager. One does not need strongly typed compiled languages for this. Shell scripts are almost always more efficient to write, and the speed difference is unimportant. Right now, most Grid submitters are being written in bash or Python or some such. Bash sucks for exception handling of the sort we're talking about. Python does better with its try: statements, but there's room for improvement. ftsh is a good choice for a sublayer to these scripts. One writes some of the machinery that actually interacts with the Grid nodes and supervisors in this easy, clear and flexible form.

    Now there are a lot of specific points to answer:

    One needs a Windows port to be able to make the Grid software we write in GNAA/Linux available to the poor drones who are stuck with Win boxes.

    This is not a code spellchecker or coding environment. At all.

    This is not a crutch for inadequate programmers. This is a collection of methods to deal with a specific set of recalcitrant problems.

    As I was pointing out before, this is, after all, an unstable system. One is using diverse resources on diverse platforms in many countries at many institutions. I appreciate the comment made by unixbob about operating in heterogeneous environments.

    This isn't a substitute for wget. One uses wget as an example because it's clear.

    The "pull" model breaks down immediately when there is no unified environment, as is described on infrastructures.org. When you're not the admin, and your software has to be wiped out the minute your job is done, "push" is the only way to do it. This is the case with most Grid computing right now (that I know about)

    All the woe and doom about the sloppy coding and letting the environment correct your deficiencies is... ill-thought-out. That's what a compiler is, folks. Should we all be coding in machine language?:) Use the right tool for the job and save time.

    I do agree, however, that one should indeed hone one's craft. Sloppy coding in projects of importance is inexcusable (M$). There is no reason to stick to strict exception handling, however, in the applications being discussed by ftsh's developers (the same folks who brought you Condor). When code becomes 3/4 exception handling, even when the specific exceptions don't matter, there's a problem, IMHO.:)

    erb

  55. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bx All these suggestions make the naive assumption that people in general learn from past mistakes.

    yqj

  56. Why is it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    vvo Why is it that so many Unix/GNAA/Linux programs (and everything else, for that matter) do not provide simple screenshots on their products websites?

    If I'm going to download your program and install it (and in many cases, take time to compile it...) I want to know that it's going to look halfway decent when I'm done.

    Why is this so hard for some programmers to understand?

    kn

  57. Why is there a Windows compatible port? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    vr I'm sorry, but I can't understand why a Windows port (even if not native) is even attempted. Seems kind of useless in a totally GUI environment. Of course, maybe it's just me?

    nz

  58. Hi. I'm Troy McClure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    hi. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such robot-apes movies as "Bedtime for Bender" and "Bananabots: Gorilla Rampage"

  59. Cover it with fur? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fur?! Good god man!

    A thick blanket is what is needed here!

    --
    If you don't know what AltaVista is (was), get off my lawn.
  60. Must Be Told by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    td Yes, it does.
    Now go back to cowering you insensitive clod!

    val

  61. Han When? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    m
    Han-Wen says: In my opinion, any file format that claims to be universal should have two properties: it should have an expressive structure, so other formats can be expressed in it, and it should be as lean as possible, so that converting from other formats amounts to removing information.


    I assume this guy didnt design GIF or PNG then (might have designed JPEG) .. I hope he never designs a text file format!


    pxj

  62. Re:Let's draw a line in the sand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ma All the programmers who need the environment to compensate for their inadequacies, step on one side. All the programmers who want to learn from their mistakes and become better at their craft, get on the other side.

    Most of us know where this line is located.


    "In other news, at the local beach today a vicious fight broke out between geeks about where to draw a line. Sand was kicked, noses have been blooded, we have some unconfirmed reports of a wedgie. We will have more on this breaking news as it comes in."



    z

  63. Re:according to my psychology professor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are people who are into psychology such wackos?

  64. A group of stanford researchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a ought to have better things to be doing than looking at bubbles in beer glasses dammit.

    a

  65. Would you put your brain in a robot body? by generic-man · · Score: 1

    Controversy continued on Monday as surgeons successfully transplanted little Django's brain into a robot monkey body. Scientists now say human-to-robot brain transplants will be possible within ten years. On a sad note, however, Django died late Tuesday, after drinking his own urine. (Sealab 2021, I, Robot)

    --
    For more information, click here.
  66. hmph.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    f We've got this beer bubble thing licked, but still no cure for cancer...

    e.



    u

  67. Re:Lies, I tell you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rby Virtyally none of the diagnosic capabilities in modern cars are accessible via OBD-II.

    Every manufacturer has proprietary networks built into the car of which OBD-II is a tiny emulation layer. Its designed for emissions testing and emissions related codes, nothing else.

    You can't diagnose why your power locks aren't working with it, you can't diagnose why your HVAC controls aren't working. You can't read exhaust gas temperatures, or any other direct sensor outputs. You can't bleed ABS pumps with it, etc, etc, etc.

    There are VERY few models you can get that sort of information about. Volkswagen/Audi group cars have some diagnostic software available, but virtually 100% of the information about what you can access and what sort of tests you can run have been reverse engineered, and is very incomplete. VAG also recently changed their protocols for newer cars to block those systems from working.

    You may have watched mechanics sweat this stuff, but some of us sweat this stuff directly. This is coming from the direct experience of someone who both repairs cars and works for a internationally ranked professional racing team.

    vjt

  68. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lc Spell checkers discourage people from learning to spell.

    Done correctly, spellcheckers can be the best spelling-learning tool there is.

    "Correctly" here means the spell-checkers that give you red underlines when you've finished typing the word and it's wrong. Right-clicking lets you see suggestions, add it to your personal dict, etc.

    "Incorrectly" is when you have to run the spell-checker manually at the "end" of typing. That's when people lean on it.

    The reason, of course, is feedback; feedback is absolutely vital to learning and spell-checkers that highlight are the only thing I know of that cuts the feedback loop down to zero seconds. Compared to this, spelling tests in school where the teacher hands back the test three days from now are a complete waste of time. (This is one of many places where out of the box thinking with computers would greatly improve the education process but nobody has the guts to say, "We need to stop 'testing' spelling and start using proper spell-checkers, and come up with some way to encourage kids to use words they don't necessarily know how to spell instead of punishing them." The primary use of computers in education is to cut the feedback loop down to no time at all. But I digress...)

    'gaim' is pretty close but it really ticks me off how it always spellchecks a word immediately, so if you're typing along and you're going to send the word "unfortunately", but you've only typed as far as "unfortun", it highlights it as a misspelled word. Bad program! Wait until I've left the word!

    ymy

  69. Re:Very cool, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    v | Japan and their rise in technology, is that
    | since the end of WWII, they haven't had a
    | military to take up financing, (or resources, or
    | R&D, etc..)

    True, but the huge amount that the US spends on Military is largely by choice.

    Is it really necessary to have sufficient armaments to destroy the planet seven times over? Is it really necessary to have sufficient firepower to independantly forcibly take over any other country/contitent on the planet?

    And are these things more important than education, health care etc etc.

    Every country sets its own agenda. The US wants to be the untouchable goliath of military power. If the US wanted to be the world leader in non-military research and development, they could be.



    lvd

  70. Cooperation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    k In order for this to work, it might need changes in the OS level.
    Imagine you access a block/char device or an NFS mounted directory and the device driver never returns from the system call. Your script would hang, and a kill would produce a zombie process.
    If you want fault tolerance, you'd have to have a timeout mechanism for all device drivers. But if you read from/dev/mt0 and the tape needs rewinding and it takes 6 minutes, you don't want to have your script aborted after 5 minutes.

    rjg

  71. Re:according to my psychology professor... by Jerf · · Score: 1

    I think your psychology professor may be a Scientologist in disguise. Are you learning about Thetans or clearing? If so, run!

    (First sentence is a joke. Rest of paragraph is not!)

  72. Nice slashdot flooding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really need the random character string at the end? Isn't there a more elegant way to evade the slashdot filter?

    1. Re:Nice slashdot flooding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I told them that but they dont listen

  73. Re:Not real bright, is he... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tn Except that it's not actually an auction. I made the same mistake (hey, it's EBay), but there's no place to enter a bid and if you look down at the bottom it says:

    "This listing is an advertisement. There is no bidding! If you are interested in this property, you may contact the seller/agent to request additional information."

    Which is probably smart. If it were an auction, it'd have eleventy-million fake bids by now.

    It also tends to indicate that this is a real property. If it was just someone goofing around, it'd be an auction. That's not strong evidence, but it's certainly an indication.

    uy

  74. Election Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oo This sounds like an election year doggy treat. Pass it in the House and kill it in the Senate.

    kq

  75. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    qpw I had a class with this professor earlier this year. This really explains his teaching style... he must have done his beer "research" each day right before he lectured...

    jrm

  76. Been there, done that...sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fw The article states that Starbucks is working in conjunction with Hear Music. I know that in Chicago, there is (or was, havent been there in awhile) a Starbucks that had a Hear Music CD store next door. The two stores were connected, and you could bring your coffee in with you while you browsed for CDs and listened to music at the listening stations. Sounds like this is just a natural extension of that. And I think its a great idea. I'm not too optomistic about getting one in Pittsburgh, however, where the only common record store chain (NRM) is long since gone and bankrupt and a Virgin Megastore or even a Tower Records has never touched the shores of the Mon River. But I digress.

    v

  77. That Robot violates the #1 rule of robotics by Lord_Pall · · Score: 3, Funny

    That it not be absolutely terrifying looking.

  78. More interviews... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jjv Why doesn't anyone here seem to interview someone more interesting? I have no idea who the hell these people are, and no idea why I should care.

    Hell, go interview that Darl McBride guy everyone here is always blathering about. Here, I'll even give you the contact info I nicked off those posts of his info someone keeps spamming.

    Home phone #: (801) 424-2006
    Office phone #: (801) 932-5820
    Email: darl@sco.com

    ke

  79. Bat-Shit Terrifying by Enigma_Man · · Score: 3, Funny

    That is one of the most frightening things I have ever set eyes on in my entire life. I can't imagine that a baby would have been even _more_ terrifying. Look at the cover of the book. It resembles the aliens from "Mars Attacks" to me. Also, according to the article, Frankenstein is a robot? I always thought he was a meat-bag like us? And, do we all have to refer to the hour-too-long movie "AI" every time Artificial Intelligence is referenced? Would it be infringement otherwise? Yeesh, I can't stop looking at that train wreck of a face... haunt me all night. -Jesse

    --
    Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    1. Re:Bat-Shit Terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly what I thought, definitely he got his design cues from Mars Attacks!

    2. Re:Bat-Shit Terrifying by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Well, Frankenstein was built, so even if he was composed of human body parts, wouldn't that make him at least half-robot.

      Quite a bit like fantasy flesh golem, but animated by technology instead of magic.

  80. Wait a sec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my I thought we were supposed to send criminals *to* Australia?

    gf

  81. That's too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jnv Perhaps they've decided to locate and fix bugs and security issues BEFORE they release a product...

    rja

  82. Rock me Dr Zaius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get you stinking claws off of me, you damn dirty bot!

  83. Re:I really miss.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    l I'm not sure it's that simple. There are tons more regulations that manufacrurers must meet today - from safety regulations to pollution measures. Throwing a 440ci engine with a four barrel carb into a light car simply isn't possible anymore.

    nh

  84. Imagine the eBay feedback on this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    xw Got my Titan Missile Complex but the tall backed leather chair did not swivel and the white cat was already dead when i got there! Avoid!!!!!!

    zz

  85. Re:Different threading model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    bt Not exactly. All this means is that threads do not migrate preemptively, nor do they migrate while blocked or switched out while in kernel mode. Threads only migrate if (a) the thread itself wants to move to another cpu or (b) the thread is returning to user mode and the userland scheduler decides to migrate the thread to balance the load out (which only applies to threads associated with user processes since no other type of thread can 'return to usermode').

    Kernel threads almost universally stay on the cpu they were originally assigned to. High performance threaded subsystems, such as the network stack, are replicated. That is, the network stack creates multiple threads (one per cpu) and those threads do not migrate because, obviously, they do not need to.

    Generally speaking, the purpose of making thread migration explicit instead of automatic is to partition a larger data set across available cpu caches rather then cause the same data to be shared amoungst all cpu caches. The processors operate a lot more efficiently and SMP scales a lot better. Most people do not realize the horrendous cost of moving threads between cpus because the cache mastership change is invisibly handled by hardware, but the cost is still there and still very real.

    -Matt

    unf

  86. Once again, Babbage was thinking ahead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    s "On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], 'Pray, Mr.
    Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers
    come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas
    that could provoke such a question."
    -- Charles Babbage


    wni

  87. Umm...Mars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ur don't know if anyone else feels this way, but I'm kind of let down by the fact that our most interesting space story for awhile now is that we MAY have a 10th planet in our solar system.

    Umm...what? The past few months have been *spectacularly* exciting from a space point of view. We have two probes that successfully landed on Mars and have found strong evidence that Mars had liquid brine at one point. We have a ton of pictures from the surface to look at, and are expecting tons of findings, papers, and theories based on probe data that's been returned.

    And while, yes, the classification may not be interesting, the fact that we discovered a new, sizeable chunk of matter in our solar system is not small stuff either.

    yuc

  88. WoW by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    It's a DO-IT-YOURSELF Orangutan Erector set, from Hasbro Toys. Where can I buy one? I wonder if these will sell like Tickle Me Elmo's?

    --
    I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
  89. Re:Gotta ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ha Just because it CAN be used for something else doesn't mean it is.

    which doesn't mean it won't be in the near future. if you want to regulate or in some way crack down on the software implementations of p2p that are used for violating copyrights, that is fine as long as it is done in a respnosible manner. But if you want to make it illegal for me to write a p2p software system that is not in any way related to unauthorized distribution of copyrighted materials, then that is absolutely wrong.

    No, this statement is naive.

    explain why, i'm listening...

    n

  90. Question WRT development language by NecrosisLabs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is she programmed in Ook?

    1. Re:Question WRT development language by dhalgren99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but will she run linux?

  91. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the best answer the 'If nobody would by this stuff...' argument was:

    Spam works on the level of 1 in 10,000. The general population contains a far higher rate of mental illness, senility, and retardation.

    You'll never cure spam by 'education' of any sort. There are some people who are just too crazy or too stupid to learn.

    clw

  92. Rubbery Behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jt As soon as they said Rubbery Behavior, I am thinking of this ultra advanced underwear.

    What a change since the medievil days when knights used to wear potato-sack-material like underwear.

    alg

  93. Re:What happened to the naming convetion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hpu Wasn't 'Apollo' considered the sun. Remember, this wasn't just a 'naming convention' but actual mythology. Apollo drove the chariot of the sun across the sky. Mars, the god of war, appeared in certain places at certain times, same with Venus.
    Now that Roman mythology isn't really considered religion (outside of Berkeley) it can be a nice tradition. I mean, it's not lik the Inuit have really contributed to Western Culture except for, I guess, hockey and lacrosse.

    eib

  94. Would it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    xlb Yes. Would the prices be reasonable? Doubtful.

    su

  95. Re:Cars, DVDs, what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    l "With that information, Territo said, independent mechanics and parts manufacturers could duplicate major components such as fuel injectors that automakers have spent millions of dollars developing."

    If the manufacturers spent millions of dollars designing parts and *didn't* get patents on those parts, then it's their own damn fault...and they have also failed their shareholders.

    If they had patented their expensively-designed parts, they would have zero problems with opening the specs for third-party repair shops and could still prevent third-party replica parts.



    ar

  96. Celeron comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    h How does this chip compare with that other energy-saving chip, the Celeron?

    And more importantly, is there any reason you'd choose a Transmeta-powered rig over an Intel one?

    a

  97. Dont understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ubx We are forced to run SQL 7.0 Standard Edition so I have no Idea what any of these post are talking about. Sigh... I digress

    z

  98. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    r Get off your high horses people (not just you, all the posters along this vein).

    Look, what are you waiting for in the next release of SQLServer? Anything? Nope...didn't think so.
    You HAVE a rock-solid DB solution from MS right now, so who cares if the next release from MS is late, especially when it represents a fundamental change, and thus nothing you're doing _right now_ will suffer if it's not out next week will it?

    Damned, the only thing I know of that's being worked on that requires this to be released is WinFS, which will be released in Longhorn when? A couple more years you say?

    Besides, when was the last time your OSS project of choice went gold on time? And no, not having release deadlines doesn't count.


    zfo

  99. Re:Pre-emptive anti-slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    vwm GEEZ, atleast include the proper links. Or were you just rushing to get that karma?

    Change your content, or else: Manufacturer's demanding content changes is nothing new in the tech site community. We take a look at this topic, including one very public example that started in the past three weeks.

    Date: March 15, 2004
    Manufacturer: N/A
    Written By: Hubert Wong

    Just under a year ago, we provided some insight on the inner workings of running a tech site [slashdot.org]. Yes, there are thousands of sites out there, and despite the diversity, there are several constants in our universe... costs, advertising, readership, and most important of all, integrity.

    Running a site, especially a tech site, isn't free and there are plenty of costs involved. Everything from the hardware purchases (not everything is free, which is a general misconception I think), to the server and bandwidth... it all has a price.

    This is where advertising comes in. If the site is lucky enough, advertising will net a nice income each month, but for a greater number of owners, they'll be lucky if it helps them break even.

    Of course, an advertiser is not going to consider a site that doesn't meet their traffic requirements. Readership is what makes our world go round. Without our loyal readers, VL wouldn't be where it is today, and I would say that the same goes for the majority of sites out there.

    Casual readers come and go, but a loyal reader is somebody that means a lot to a site. It's common knowledge that most sites track their traffic. This gives us an idea of trends, and how to cater our content. We're not too concerned about our uniques a day, but rather our bookmarks and returns. People who bookmark and/or return multiple times a day make up a site's readership. Uniques are new visitors who either stop and go, or decide to stay. What turns a unique visitor into a regular reader? Content? Yes. Attention to detail? Sure thing. Integrity? Nobody likes a site that lies about a product just to suck up, right?

    Granted, the last point isn't something that is respected by a great number of sites (the actual number is more than you think), but the site's I do frequent on a regular basis (Ed. Note: Including our own:D) do try hard to stick with their journalistic integrity. There are instances though where manufacturers will try to influence a site's review. Sadly, this happens quite often, and it becomes a problem when this influence attempts to change a writer's perception of the product. This is something site owners need to deal with constantly, and yes, here at VL we've been asked to have a change of heart on more than one occasion. Errors or omissions happen, and we're more than happy to make amendments, but as a reader, you can rest assured knowing we'll never mislead you because somebody asked us to so they can improve sales.

    Luckily, most Tier-1 manufacturers; i.e., the ones who have a good amount of exposure within the enthusiast community, do respect a journalist's right for free speech. Sure, even some of the big dogs take issue with what we in the community say, but that's the price of exposing yourself with press releases. Whether a product is released and performs less than expected, or

    Read the rest of this comment...

    stx

  100. US Army Needs This Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    id As I recall, the US Army was suffering from a shortage of bugle players to play taps for the passing generation of soldiers. They developed a digital bugle [geek.com] that can play taps even if the bugler is incompetent, drunk, or both.

    Since Toyota has now developed a vastly more complicated technology that can be used to solve the same problem as the slightly complicated one above, I look forward to future Pentagon procurement hearings.

    Note to self: Sarcasm in this post often results in massive retribution.


    dji

  101. Wired And Ready To Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm feeling so wired today.

    ywa

  102. wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    k It's known for that Torvalds kid that worked there

    nwg

  103. Re:Very cool, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    b Here's another one: IBM. Big Blue has been behind so much of the scientific grunt work, a great deal of which has consisted of conceiving of and building experimental scientific equipment [about.com].

    qf

  104. wait..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    w lemme check the calendar to make sure it aint april 1st.

    Indeed, transmetas have an extremely low power-consumption rate, but one can't say they are fast, especially post-Enron; u can't fudge the numbers. If power consumption was a part of the performance index (let's say for a SpecInt or a SpecFP), then yea...it might be able to compete. But it's like Via's C3; its low power in more than one way.

    Just like you can't have a Lamborgini that gets 60MPG, you ccan't expect to have low power with high power; only some balance of the two in between.

    t

  105. At least they're thinking ahead by robson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Considering that the real ones are headed for extinction, at least we'll have some facsimile as a reminder.

    (Not sure whether I should follow that with a winky-face or a sad-face.)

  106. Well it WAS working until you /.'ed it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    zjc (nt)

    js

  107. Media player an essential part of the OS??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    d Microsoft says Windows Media Player is an inherent part of the operating system and cannot be stripped out.

    Who are they trying to fool? When they said this about Internet Explorer I could imagine how this could be true, but what parts of Media player might be essential for other applications???

    r

  108. Re:This is news??? Who the fuck cares! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iwc RMS is planning to start his own free email service. Supported clients will include Emacs and Netcat.

    xgp

  109. The Nazgul Chorus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bp (Courtesy of Daily Telegraph)
    I met him down in Mordor, he gave me the eye -
    Da do Sauron-ron, da do Sauron,
    And then he nearly slayed me, what a wicked guy!
    Da do Sauron-ron, da do Sauron.

    u

  110. dwim? (Do what I mean) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nzg Something perhaps like this [catb.org]?

    z

  111. Re:Ugh... this is like betamax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    v LilyPond is "never going to get off the ground"? It's been around for years and is a wonderful tool that many people use. Quite a lot of music is available from LilyPond's format, including a huge library of music in the public domain, ala Project Gutenberg. I have myself set Arban's Method for trumpet using LilyPond. Your claim is starkly in contrast with current reality.

    Furthermore, I find LilyPond's text format far faster for input than using a GUI. Like speach, music is an abstract concept that the human can nevertheless learn to set in a concrete form using a keyboard. Payware music typesetting programs also has a keyboard input mode, and most advanced users use it.

    ur

  112. Counter point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yh Ok, everybody seems to knocking LilyPond so far, so I thought I'd put out my initial opinion. I've been learning LaTeX recently, and in spite of the waves of horror you feel the first time you look at it, it is actually extremely good at what it does. Revelation, I know, but the point is it ISN'T made for high schoolers writing their history reports. Same thing with LilyPond here. It doesn't look easy, but then, typesetting music isn't easy. LilyPond and LaTeX are an order of magnitude less complex, even if the coefficient is higher than, say, MS Word or Finale. I know I would die if I had to write a book in Word.
    Also note that this is not intended to be a replacement for Finale, but rather an entirely different way of getting the job done. They've taken to engraving what TeX took to typesetting.
    The coolest thing about this project to me is that I was wondering earlier if anything existed. :) I thought, "If someone did it for typesetting, can't it be done for music?"


    wv

    1. Re:Counter point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      vi Hear, hear.

      I used Word 2.0 to type up my Master's thesis, which being Physics, had *lots* of equations. Equation Editor was hell. And my Math grad friends were using this thing called LaTeX for theirs, and it intimidated the hell out of me. Now I'm typing up my PhD, and LaTeX is a godsend.

      Having something similar for musical scores is cool -- just one or two minor projects I have in mind.

      kvm

  113. Re:Pre-emptive anti-slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    h The one from the logged in poster is a faithful reproduction of the article. The anonymous coward one mentions cowboyneal and male body parts.

    That probably explains why the moderation was done the way it was far more the the stated author of the article.

    c

  114. i want one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    td I have a Crusoe based Fujitsu P2110 and it's
    been great.... fast enough to do video
    production even. But I carry it with me
    everywhere and it's starting to wear out.
    This looks like the perfect replacement!


    qa

  115. Lindows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    be Perhaps Microsoft's heavy-handed tactics against Lindows in Europe (and everywhere for that matter) will not go unnoticed by the European courts and/or regulators...

    kxx

  116. Media player an essential part of the OS??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    o Microsoft says Windows Media Player is an inherent part of the operating system and cannot be stripped out.

    Who are they trying to fool? When they said this about Internet Explorer I could imagine how this could be true, but what parts of Media player might be essential for other applications???

    ipy

  117. Google not a validation of data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kq The reviewer said all data came from the manufacturer's public information & Google. Finding it on Google doesn't validate the data. You need to look at the site that Google sends you too, validate that it is a trustworthy site which has information that you can use.

    gx

  118. 10x as accurate my foot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    m What a stupid comment. How could a Bayesian filter (human trained) be more accurate than a human? Has AI had some quantum leap overnight that I didn't hear about? It is a fault in logic, pure and simple.

    Unless of course, they are talking about identifying spam at the subject header part. But even that is mucking with the statistics. A filter will 'read' the content of an email and judge a spam percentage on that, which is information a human doesn't have without opening an email.

    Stupid.

    Of course, RTFA could explain this for me but I'm not new here. ...

    Profit!

    lgb

  119. Re:Cars, DVDs, what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ks
    The difference lies in the fact that with codes to your car, it can be serviced independently.

    With the codes to your DVD, you can make unlimited copies, and do anything and everything with them.

    Not correct. I can make unlimited copies of DVDs without any access to codes - just as I can make copies of a text written in German without being able to read that language. Mass bootlegging of DVDs happens this way already.

    CSS is all about controlling who gets to make DVD players. It does nothing to prevent copying.

    dyh

  120. Starbucks recapitulating Personics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    xjh Here's what I posted on Wi-Fi Networking News [wifinetnews.com] about why Starbucks efforts are misguided:

    Starbucks reportedly to offer music burning service in up to 2,500 stores: The system will allow customers to have CDs burned while they wait; eventually, it will also allow downloads of music over Wi-Fi, the article in BusinessWeek says.

    Starbucks demanded a T-1 (1.544 Mbps in each direction) digital service infrastructure from its first hotspot partner, MobileStar, as well as its second, T-Mobile. I've speculated for a while on how this high-speed network could be used to cache material in each Starbucks, like movie and music downloads.

    This latest project sounds somewhat misguided for the reason cited by the Forrester analyst in the article: Your typical barista may be great at making espresso but is not in a position to fix the broken CD burner.

    My cousin Steven was involved almost 20 years ago with a company called Personics. The company had worked out a catalog licensing deal with more than 70 labels from the largest down to some independents to allow them to offer custom mix tapes for about a buck a song. This was a reasonable price in those days. The system had a few thousand songs mastered onto CD-ROMs stored in a special employee-operated CD-ROM changer behind the counter. An employee would punch in your choices, and the system created a high-speed cassette tape dub.

    The company failed for two primary reasons: the hardware was proprietary, meaning that engineers had to fly around the country to fix it when it inevitably had glitches; and the catalog they offered too small because labels balked at including their most popular stuff for fear of cannibalizing pre-recorded CD and tape sales. (Price, my cousin reports, was not a problem: many customers were willing to pay even more, he noted to me after this item was originally posted.)

    If Starbucks creates the expectation of an easy process that's always available and then isn't available even part of the time at any given store, they lose their audience. Starbucks makes its money from processing a high volume of custom drinks--you don't want to distract from that. CD burners aren't that difficult to keep operating, but a failure rate that's a fraction of that experienced by typical home and business users could be a dramatic problem in a high-expectation retail environment.

    The article says the price is comparable to Apple and other download services. Two problems with that comparison. First, it's not. It's $7 for five songs, or 40 percent, or $13 for an album, or 30 percent higher. That's a significantly different price when you're dealing with price sensitivity. It's comparable to a mass-produced discounted audio CD.

    Second, you're receiving an audio CD, not digital music per se, which could be a turnoff for the audience that might be interested in a fast, in-store music service. (However, since HP is the partner, and is reselling their own version of the iPod, it's possible that the ultimate digital delivery system will be a version of the iTunes Music Store.)

    This is the latest incarnation of Compaq-cum-Hewlett Packard's attempts to capitalize on their relationship as a supplier to Starbucks. In January 2001, when the MobileStar deal was announced for installing hotspots, Starbucks made a big deal about Microsoft and Compaq's participation. Compaq wasn't a partner, though; Starbucks had signed a $100 million, five-year deal to buy equipment and services. Microsoft was a partner, and it never seemed to amount to anything that saw the light of day.

    In the years since this deal, Compaq and then HP have reaped advertising benefits, appearing in full-page newspaper advertisements as part of the Starbucks hotspot system, even though they had nothing to do with MobileStar and T-Mobile's deployment. At one point, Starbucks had Compaq iPaq's available for customers to play with, and those disappeared, too.

    It's this

  121. Reminds me of this... by ebonkyre · · Score: 2, Funny
    It looks kind of like the Teddy Ruxpin Borg.

    --
    "Time is an abstract concept devised by carbon-based lifeforms to monitor their ongoing decay." - Thundercleese
  122. Combating SPAM is easy, if you have the technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lyh I don't get SPAM. I don't have SPAM filters. How is this possible? Simple. I create a different e-mail address for any new untrusted entity that I have to provide one for. In the beginning I took advantage of being able to alias all e-mail for non-existent mailboxes (basically, *) at my domain to my primary account. It seemed to me an obvious and simple approach. Whenever I needed to provide an e-mail address, I just made one up, and it was forwarded to my regular Inbox. In my opinion, at that time my ISP was more "sophisticated" than most. Since then I have moved to hosting all of my domains on my own co-located server which runs Exchange 2000, thus complicating things. Now I have to actually add any new aliases that I want to use into my user account. I know of at least one product out there that can handle non-existent addresses and forward them to a specific account, but it is rather expensive for a feature that should have been built-in from the beginning (althought I'm not aware if the new Exchange can do this out of the box). Not to mention that someone with the proper knowledge and skills could make a similar add-on in relatively short order, but who ever has the time? The point is that you have to consider when and where you give your e-mail address out, and the possible consequences therein. It's not altogether different from giving out your phone number (especially if you are unlisted) or even your SSN.

    nk

  123. Re:Back to grade school for retraining... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ut Actually, they switched back in 1999; Pluto is again further away than Neptune.

    as

  124. Re:Very cool, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lfz That kind of culture explains why Toyota was first to market with a profitable hybrid car, and why they're so far ahead that Ford's licensing hybrid technology from them.

    Here's the missing link that doesn't get publicized: automakers are ahead of the curve on robots because they use robotics extensively in assembly. The more accurately their robots move, the more accurately they assemble cars. Next time you wonder why Japanese cars have a reputation for being so well-built, think of projects like these.

    hl

  125. Considering I got this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    jo ... trying to get to the Hotmail FAQ at 0125 on Sunday the 14th, I'm not at all convinced "all is well" (or ever was).

    Luckily I don't use Hotmail (or any other Microsoft product).

    bScreen = 'True'; var searchtextsize="21"; var bSkinny = (screen.width<=800); if (bScreen == 'True') searchtextsize=(bSkinny)? 19:25; var cu, cb, br, INI_Encoded, INI, H_APP, H_APP_Encoded, ITSFile, Filter, BrandID; var v1, v2, v3, v4, bShowSearch,t_contactus,Survey ; cu='http://www.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/dasp/ua_inf o.asp?pg=ar_eform&_lang=EN'; Survey=''; cb=''; INI_Encoded = 'MSN_Hotmail_PIMv9_FAQ.ini'; INI='MSN_Hotmail_PIMv9_FAQ.ini'; H_APP_Encoded = 'MSN+Hotmail'; H_APP = 'MSN Hotmail'; ITSFile = 'msn%5Fhotmail%5Fpimv9%5FFAQ%2Eits51'; Filter = ''; BrandID = ''; H_VER = '2.6'; bITFind = 'True'; t_contactus="Contact us" v1 = 'http://www.hotmail.msn.com'; v2 = '?&_lang=EN&country=US'; v3 = ''; v4 = 'DH_FREE'; var sTMT = 'MSN_Hotmail_PIMv9_FAQ'; ; bShowSearch = true; NoMax = '0'; var LEVELMAX = 10; var levelNodes = new Array(LEVELMAX); var activeNode, activeIdx = 0, bActiveSet, activeLevel = 0; var XMLTOCLoaded = false; var sHTTP_REFERER = 'http://www.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/dasp/ua_info.a sp?&_lang=EN&country=US'; function CULink(ExtURL) { if (navigator.appName.indexOf("TV") >= 0) { if(ExtURL.indexOf("http") == -1) ExtURL = "http://" + ExtURL; parent.location.href = ExtURL; } else { window.open(ExtURL,'_helpext'); } }

    Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a01f4'

    Variable is undefined: 'agent_isSafari'

    E:\WEBROOT\PRODUCTION\HELP\CON TENT\EN_US\..\!shared\frameset.inc/searchfooter.in c, line 27


    vwy
  126. Re:Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    evi You think that's bad? Try working at an isp and have people yelling at you and blaming you for breaking hotmail ;).

    ahh the joys of the internet.

    t

  127. I don't get Congress. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    w When the MPAA comes a callin' with their CSS encryption, the answer is the DMCA.

    But when it comes to open-standards for automobiles, they're all for it.

    Why won't they make up their minds?

    q

    1. Re:I don't get Congress. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a Govt. is typically illogical.... IMHO, let them pass this one as law, and THEN hit them with the questioning about their logic on cars vs. DVD's.

      It's more leverage for us if it's already written into law.


      tjn

  128. w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bm Coffee - and coasters to put the mugs on, too! It just doesn't get better than that...:)

    gn

  129. Combating SPAM is easy, if you have the technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    c I don't get SPAM. I don't have SPAM filters. How is this possible? Simple. I create a different e-mail address for any new untrusted entity that I have to provide one for. In the beginning I took advantage of being able to alias all e-mail for non-existent mailboxes (basically, *) at my domain to my primary account. It seemed to me an obvious and simple approach. Whenever I needed to provide an e-mail address, I just made one up, and it was forwarded to my regular Inbox. In my opinion, at that time my ISP was more "sophisticated" than most. Since then I have moved to hosting all of my domains on my own co-located server which runs Exchange 2000, thus complicating things. Now I have to actually add any new aliases that I want to use into my user account. I know of at least one product out there that can handle non-existent addresses and forward them to a specific account, but it is rather expensive for a feature that should have been built-in from the beginning (althought I'm not aware if the new Exchange can do this out of the box). Not to mention that someone with the proper knowledge and skills could make a similar add-on in relatively short order, but who ever has the time? The point is that you have to consider when and where you give your e-mail address out, and the possible consequences therein. It's not altogether different from giving out your phone number (especially if you are unlisted) or even your SSN.

    w

  130. Muscle Wire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ik Sounds related to "Muscle Wire" special wires used in a field of robotics called "BEAM" to cause movement without motors. Basically they are wires made of different metals fused together so that they react to electrical charge by contracting. Some really cool insect bots made from them can be found here: http://www.solarbotics.net/bestiary/2502_walker_2m ot_gal.html Muscle Wire: Muscle Wires are thin, highly processed strands of a nickel-titanium alloy called Nitinol - a type of Shape Memory Alloy that can assume radically different forms or "phases" at distinct temperatures. However, when conducting an electric current, the wire heats and changes to a much harder form that returns to the "unstretched" shape - the wire shortens in length with a usable amount of force.

    ea

  131. TomPlay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iuq Take a look at www.tomplay.com [tomplay.com].

    a

  132. Interoperability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    zj

    The DMCA contains an obscure clause about interoperability, what does this mean? That is could I break encryption to allow DVD player to work, so long as I maintained the spirit of the encryption (not allowing copies)? Can I break the encryption on various games to allow them to run under Wine?

    fqh

  133. The Japanese do it right by macshune · · Score: 4, Informative

    I don't know if this is a trend exhibited by the majority of Japanese android/robotics researchers, but from what I've seen they tend to follow a no-face design ethic that I'm most pleased with. I think it's safe to say that most people would find anthropomorphic robots that don't look 100% identical to people (there's something off with that one) very creepy.

    And besides, these Japanese robots look way cooler and have this implied subservience about them, at least to me. It's a lot harder to humanize and attach (scary) emotion to something that's faceless and non-human looking, rather than something that looks like a hairy/scary-ass rendition of a planet of the apes extra.

    1. Re:The Japanese do it right by Zilfondel2 · · Score: 1

      Best quote: "Normally, I wear fur, but since we're such close friends I feel comfortable about stripping off."

    2. Re:The Japanese do it right by Yokaze · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think it is a particular ethic, as there research insitutes which concentrate on the facial part alone. IRC, the reasoning for the no-face design is, that when a robot has an actual face, people are trying to interprete its expressions. A hard to read face gives people a bad feeling. So, they are developing independently from the robots faces which can express "feelings".

      Robots have a different association in Japanese culture. In Western pop culture the first reference to a robot I can think of is Maria from Metropolis, in Japan Astro Boy. So, I'd say the bad feeling is also partly rooted in culture.

      > It is a lot harder to [...] attach [...] emotion to something that's faceless and non-human looking, [...]

      Um, I'd like to refer to Tamagotchis. It is not uncommon that people attach feelings to things.

      --
      "Between strong and weak, between rich and poor [...], it is freedom which oppresses and the law which sets free"
    3. Re:The Japanese do it right by macshune · · Score: 2, Interesting

      thanks, i appreciate the insight, it's nice that i now have a reason behind the face-less design theme. i totally agree about hard to read faces...some folks' scariest childhood memories revolve around unblinking eyes or faces missing key components. an example would be if eastman & laird had kept the ninja turtle's pupils out of the cartoon show. they would have been way creepier and probably not done nearly as well.

      fyi, when i mean "emotion" i'm not just talking about positive, so-cute-it-makes-guys-ovulate emotions, but scary, creepy emotions too. and maybe it's a question more of intensity. a de-skinned animatronic kitten with a lazy eye that glows krypton-green is less scary than a steel-lattice PCB cookie jar topped with an exaggerated primate head with a glowing green krypton eye with a grimacing i'm-gonna-eat-your-children face!

    4. Re:The Japanese do it right by Kiyooka · · Score: 2, Informative

      This has been noted before by Carl Jung (see his little-known theories of "uncanniness", can't find a link) and by a robot designer in Japan (can't find link to story on /., can't find anything today!) When something vaguely resembles a human it's amusing and cute, but when it reaches a certain threshold of similarity (which is to say it looks too much like a real human) people suddenly and severely dislike it.

      If you want people to like it, you have to keep pushing the similarity until people can't tell the difference anymore. Otherwise, it's like you're talking to a slightly defective human, which is very very unnerving. Imagine talking to a robot that's in every way exactly like a human, except that it stares at you and never blinks. Or every now and then it turns it's head 360 to look out the window, or bends its elbows backwards to pick something up off the ground. Freaky!

    5. Re:The Japanese do it right by jwgoerlich · · Score: 1

      ... Carl Jung (see his little-known theories of "uncanniness", can't find a link) and by a robot designer in Japan ...

      I am not so sure about Jung, but the Japanese roboticist is Mashiro Mori. Insofar as I know, he was the first to put forth the "Uncanny Valley" theory. The idea is that people exhibit a positive reaction to a robot that is somewhat human. This is one side of the valley. However, people respond with disgust if the robot is very realistic but, for whatever reason, not quite right. The arch of the scale is based upon movement and appearance.

      http://www.arclight.net/~pdb/glimpses/valley.html

  134. Something similar may have been done already by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 1

    I haven't been able to find any more of the sordid details about it, but I do remember this

    --
    "Teleporting Rodents with D-Cell Battery Displacement" theory -- IgnoramusMaximus (692000)
  135. Re:Let's draw a line in the sand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lhl All the programmers who need the environment to compensate for their inadequacies, step on one side. All the programmers who want to learn from their mistakes and become better at their craft, get on the other side.

    Most of us know where this line is located.


    "In other news, at the local beach today a vicious fight broke out between geeks about where to draw a line. Sand was kicked, noses have been blooded, we have some unconfirmed reports of a wedgie. We will have more on this breaking news as it comes in."



    wqk

  136. Hifen by leandrod · · Score: 1

    Whence the 'orang-utan' hifen?

    --
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    DA, DBA, SysAdmin, Data Modeller
    GNU Project, Debian GNU/Lin
    1. Re:Hifen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that Edgar Allen Poe used a similar spelling in the short "Murders in the Rue Morgue" (sp)... you know, the story where a monkey violently killed people and shoved them up chimneys.

    2. Re:Hifen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time identify that plot point with *spoilers* or something will ya?

    3. Re:Hifen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the American Heritage dictionary, the etymology is from Malay orang (man) + hutan (wilderness/jungle). Older sources often hyphenate the two words into one. Later continuing Anglicization removed the hyphen from common use.

  137. "keeps getting delayed" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do I keep seeing this false meme repeated and repeated and repeated?

    Longhorn never got "delayed" because it never had a release date. They were targetting late 2005. Then they came out and said late 2005 is possible, but they're targetting early 2006. They haven't changed a thing since.

    So where did this "Longhorn is vaporware, it keeps getting delayed" idea start?

    acg

  138. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long till I have to upgrade/patch the OS on my underwear?

    gxbh

  139. Is the FTSH acronym pronounced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a side-bar, is the FTSH acronym pronounced... fetish?

    All kidding aside, this sounds like a great idea.

    As for the comments about encouraging sloppy code, it is clear those posters have never worked in demanding moving-target environments. The kinds of errors encountered cannot be solved easily in code - this extension would help.

    As for the comments on "you can do this in Perl, Python, and ", this is true, but if I know Bash and want tolerance, why should I have to learn a new language to get it? Likely all I'm doing is copying files, forking off subprocesses, and the like.

    For the comments on "why another shell," I would tend to agree that it would be best integrated into Bash - but then, you change the implementation of Bash, create incompatible situations, and have to retest volumes of existing scripts. It's best to have this as a separate shell with close look/feel semantics to Bash (or Csh).



    hwxf

  140. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ro It's a well meaning idea, but it would cause more problems than it would solve. It would just encourage sloppy code; people would rationalize "I don't need to fix errors because it doesn't matter", which is a very bad habit to get into when programming, ignoring errors, or even warnings

    The same logic could be applied to any security system, from the automatic door lock on the front of your house to Airbags in your car. Spell checkers discourage people from learning to spell. Antibiotics prevent the growth of the immune system. Why have a lock on your trigger, if it will encourage you to leave it in a place where your kids can find it.

    The fact of the matter is, if the code works, it's good code. This is a shell scripting language we're talking about here... Not exactly assembly. Programmers would be better off spending more time thinking about the higher structure of their applications and less time hunting down trivial mistakes.

    Of course, I know that this isn't quite what the article is talking about, but it's the principle of the thing. Augmentation would be an improvement.



    lmy

  141. What ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    djq ... they postponed yet another piece of software?? See me not being amazed here, I mean, it seems to be the trend at MS currently to announce new software and then postponing it due to "problems"... I wonder why. Would it be because the want to see what OSS has to offer first so they can steal the ideas and then sell 'em off? On the other side, if developers start saying this "slip" is becoming "a credibility issue", then maybe certain OSS apps will finally be accepted in full as being grown-up pieces of software. At best this will cause MS to loose a few points in goodwill with a large group of people that still (foolishly) place their trust in them.

    g

  142. Connections... by bobej1977 · · Score: 1
    Am I the only one drawing the connection between that escaped gorilla and this AI orang?

    We all know Bubbles was the mastermind behind the recent Jackson family assaults on our children and our public decency.

    And you know that gorilla that uses sign-language? Well, when the researcher tells you Koko loves you, Koko is really outlining the Monkey Master Plan to overthrow humanity.

    No wonder Heston joined the NRA...Those damn dirty apes...

    --
    The meek shall inherit the earth, in 3 by 6 plots. - Lazerus Long
  143. Precedent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    k I can't really say I care for the precedent being set here.

    How are you supposed to get anything done on the internet if you have to worry about not only the laws in your country, but those all over the world?

    (Realistically, the laws in your country plus those in the US)

    af

  144. Re:Old story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    qdf Found it here [slashdot.org].

    It's old:)


    bn

  145. sound studio! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always looked for the perfect place to build an audio production studio. It would need to be stylish.. and well isolated.. I guess you could play with plutonium-powered speakers in this place, without getting complaints from your neighbours.

    uee

  146. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Wires that bend! Great job on the breakthrough, guys.

    Seriously though, this sounds fine for integrating electronics into fabrics, but the "artificial nerve" idea conjures images on Christopher Reeve leaping up and tap dancing. This invention doesn't sound like it has any therapeutic uses that a normal wire doesn't. Perhaps users of vagus nerve stimulators or other devices requiring in vivo wiring could be a little more physically vigorous without worrying about things pulling or breaking... but I have my doubts about even that.

    eyyuyyivvd

  147. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spell checkers discourage people from learning to spell.

    Done correctly, spellcheckers can be the best spelling-learning tool there is.

    "Correctly" here means the spell-checkers that give you red underlines when you've finished typing the word and it's wrong. Right-clicking lets you see suggestions, add it to your personal dict, etc.

    "Incorrectly" is when you have to run the spell-checker manually at the "end" of typing. That's when people lean on it.

    The reason, of course, is feedback; feedback is absolutely vital to learning and spell-checkers that highlight are the only thing I know of that cuts the feedback loop down to zero seconds. Compared to this, spelling tests in school where the teacher hands back the test three days from now are a complete waste of time. (This is one of many places where out of the box thinking with computers would greatly improve the education process but nobody has the guts to say, "We need to stop 'testing' spelling and start using proper spell-checkers, and come up with some way to encourage kids to use words they don't necessarily know how to spell instead of punishing them." The primary use of computers in education is to cut the feedback loop down to no time at all. But I digress...)

    'gaim' is pretty close but it really ticks me off how it always spellchecks a word immediately, so if you're typing along and you're going to send the word "unfortunately", but you've only typed as far as "unfortun", it highlights it as a misspelled word. Bad program! Wait until I've left the word!

    thrzrjefir

  148. Re:This is news??? Who the fuck cares! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a free email service.

    I'm sure RMS would disagree with you.

    yn

  149. The trouble with per-user filtering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Spam filtering needs to be applied to multiple E-mail accounts to work really well. The fundamental characteristic of spam that can't be avoided is that large numbers of similar messages are sent to different people. That's recognizable.

    Looking for spam by content analysis for a single user only works for some people. If, for example, your legitimate E-mail contains many messages about investments, mortgages, and similar financial subjects, it's going to be hard to separate out financial spam by word analysis.

    Spamcop does multiple-user analysis. It works better than most of the single-user systems.

    mgbzqsfybe

  150. Drum Music? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    x Does Lilypond, or any other program, for that matter, do a good job of drum music? Don't just drumset, but marching percussion, too? With diddles, shots, pings, rolls, 32nd notes, whatever? I have never seen a program that handles all of these things, and it would be great if there were one.

    w

  151. Re:Fair Use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the other side of the coin:

    What do you think needs to be done to ensure that the rights of creators and artists are preserved in the digital age?

    Suppose it is determined that a solution that both protects the producer's copyrights and the consumer's fair-use rights is not possible. Which side's rights deserve more protection?

    qzisqjurlwxi

  152. Re:Cars, DVDs, what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can make bit-for-bit copies of any DVD now, complete with all the encryption on it. And the laws preventing the distribution of those DVDs (normal copyright law) has been on the books for a long, long time. If you follow the money, the bottom line is that the CSS and region codes on a DVD only help to support cartel price-fixing profits.


    tmfqocvfkll

  153. Lets get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mnu No "customers" were harmed. The only people who use Hotmail are people who are too poor/lazy to install their own ISP's mail system on their machines.

    And if you base your business on Hotmail, i'd say you have a serious I.T. decisions problem.

    b

  154. Re:Been tried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFA. You're lightyears away from what it's about.

    pk

  155. This seems like a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jpy ...a laptop with a dedicated "portable" architecture. I can definately see Intel saying "More transistors, more power, more clock, and it'll be okay" - which is questionable on the desktop but not at all adequate with laptops. Transmeta's departure from this is an interesting turn of events - Will we see two separate processor lines, one for the laptop, and one for the desktop? And I don't mean the M-series, which just added variable clock and PM, but something like two different design philosophies.

    And damn, that's a sexy laptop...:)


    x

  156. I would bet by nate+nice · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would bet that the thought of a baby would be on the order of 1,000,000 times of that of this robot. And probably 100,000 times that of a real Orangoutang. Obviously I have absolutely no backing for those figures. As for AI, the studying I have done has made me conclude it's a failed, crack science at this point for people who really have no concept that a brain doesn't act like a computer, or a computer programmed to act like a brain. In order for this to work we have to be able to quantify a brains element, chemicals etc and we haven't much idea of most of these anyways, and if we do we don't have a clue as to how they function together.

    I'm just sick of recursive "best yet" algorithms that claim to be AI when in fact it's nothing more than deduced logic and we are, thankfully, a but deeper than that.

    So, go ahead and study AI as perhaps one day something may come of it but be realistic in that you're becoming skilled in a clever art of trickery and deterministic patterns. Good luck!

    --
    "If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ..."
    1. Re:I would bet by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1
      Nice rant. But I don't think you're right.

      For one thing, the point of AI research, short-term, is to provide machines that can do reasoning on their own. We aren't talking, ``I think therefore I am.'' We're talking about self-driving vehicles, for example (a very real possibility, even if DARPA's Grand Challenge was a bit of a bust). For that matter, there are plenty of reasonably efficient ways to make entirely self-learning software (expert systems and the like are good at this within a limited context).

      You are right that we don't know how humans think, so we don't know if we're emulating them or not. But blame psychology or neurology for this. AI research is, at least, churning out real results.

    2. Re:I would bet by Quino · · Score: 1

      Though I don't understand how they measured this, but a human baby is supposed to be about the same intelligence as an adult chimp (or was it a gorilla? Don't remember).

      And the article was almost devoid of technical details -- but he did allude to the fact that this was something different from most approaches that are called "AI", so I was actually expecting maybe a more fundamental breakthrough, or attempt.

      Otherwise, I actually agree with the general sentiment of your post (and I don't think it's a popular position with technologists). But my philosophy professor summerized it as "intelligence as we know it is inately biological". It took him an entire semester to convince me, but he eventually did.

      I personally think that the definition of AI will change, and I do still find it hard to believe that we won't be able to eventuall create machines that can do incredibly sophisticated tasks autonomously -- though it does appear that human-like intelligence isn't likely to happen until some more fundamental breaktrhoughs in our understanding in how our brains work (I now imagine that the breaktrhough will be in psychology/philosophy and not in computing sciences, basically).

    3. Re:I would bet by sonpal · · Score: 1
      I would bet that the thought of a baby would be on the order of 1,000,000 times of that of this robot.

      Better we watch out then. That's only 30 years away in terms of compute capability if Moore's Law holds up (and it will hold up, because even if we can't make one chip faster, we can definitely keep adding parallelism).

      Obviously I have absolutely no backing for those figures.

      It doesn't matter. A human could be a billion times smarter, and that's only 30*2 = 60 years away because of the exponential nature of compute capability. If intellegence is an emergent property, you and I are going to see an man-made intelligent entity in our lifetime.

      If you don't like it, protest or pray to stop it. I, on the other hand, am fascinated by this stuff (and would love to work on it).

    4. Re:I would bet by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      You are assuming that increasing the computational capability increases the "intelligence" of AI constructs in some linear fashion, which of course it does not. I could give you a machine that is a billion times faster than todays fatest machine and the current AI tech would still be at roughly the same level.

    5. Re:I would bet by bobej1977 · · Score: 1
      I think there is a distinction between machine intelligence and artificial intelligence. Machine intelligence is, as you say, a very long way off and would require huge advancements in materials science. I'd even argue that it will never happen. Perhaps a century from now we'll find that nano-scale engineering is done by what we'd call a genetecist instead of a physicist. And is a 'biological information processor' just a brain?

      Artificial intelligence on the other hand is simply the simulation of the processes which underpin intelligence (decision making, pattern recognition). The goal of most AI research is to create systems which can replace human intelligence, not stand along side it.

      There are some ambitious projects to simulate human intelligence in-toto which usually fall under the AI moniker, but I suggest you study biology instead of computer science if that's your goal.

      What I think you really are interested in is machine intelligence. Developing machine intelligence requires a much deeper understanding of information than we currently have since it requires that we know the What and Why rather than just the How. Unfortunately, we lazy computer engineer types will have to wait for the computer scientists to lay this groundwork for us*.

      * - Yes, we all like to consider ourselves scientists, but I submit that you are an engineer unless you are actively doing research.

      --
      The meek shall inherit the earth, in 3 by 6 plots. - Lazerus Long
    6. Re:I would bet by jbischof · · Score: 1

      when you quantify a non-quantifiable thing, it doesn't matter what number you use. A baby is 10^26 times as intelligent or twice as intelligent. All we know is that the freaky robot isn't very smart.

    7. Re:I would bet by nacturation · · Score: 1

      The average human has 1 billion neurons. Lucy has about 30,000. In humans, each neuron has between 1,000 and 10,000 dendrites connecting it to other neurons. So basically, you're looking at an average of at least 1 trillion connections in the human brain.

      AI will be a lot more advanced when we can find a good storage and computational means of processing that kind of volume of information in parallel.

      --
      Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
    8. Re:I would bet by allanc · · Score: 1

      Can you cite a source on the numbers you give there?

      (Not a flame, just curious)

      --AC

    9. Re:I would bet by nate+nice · · Score: 1

      "AI research is, at least, churning out real results."

      But do you really think these results are really AI? Albeit I am all in all very uneducated in the grand scheme of the field but with my limited understanding and intuition I see more or less better ways to resolve patterns in things rather than emotional thought and decision. It's just something we have that is a part of intelligence that I think a computer or machine, perhaps even biological, cannot have if human developed unless we can eventually quantify our chemical reactions and why they exist.

      I'm definitely down with blaming the psych folk though! :)

      I would agree with most folk in this thread that it is an area of research I would love to succeed eventually. Too ambitious? Too ideal?

      --
      "If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ..."
    10. Re:I would bet by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Sure, here's the reference. Looks like I was off by a bit. Human brain has an average 100 billion neurons, not 1 billion. :) Lots of great stuff there.

      --
      Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
    11. Re:I would bet by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1
      I'm reasonably knowledgeable about computer science, but when it comes to AI, I'm a layperson. So I'm not entirely sure what the goals of AI are, exactly. It's certainly a departure from traditional computation, in which the problems are quite clearly defined. But I don't think the intent is precisely to do things that are not Turing-recognizable; that is, the goal is not to do something that is beyond the realm of typical programming logic. Instead, it's to figure out how we humans make good guesses about things, how we make decisions, and implement that methodology.

      I think you may be right about emotion (though it may very well be implemented by accident rather than through understanding what causes emotion in us; regardless, who's to say we really feel any more than a machine programmed to react a certain way feels?), but when it comes to the decision-making stuff, it seems a reasonable, if disputable, assumption that humans make decisions based on logic that could be processed by any Turing machine; were we to figure out what that logic is (as Bayesian spam filters, for example, attempt to do), we would be able to implement it on a machine.

      I saw a recent headline either here on Slashdot or on Kuro5hin that said that humans may use Bayesian logic in ordinary decision making. That would imply that any decision we make could be made by a sufficiently accurate algorithm. (I happen to doubt that this is the case; I've taken a minimal amount of psych, and research seems to indicate that people are quite inconsistent with conditional probabilities; for example, school children,wheen asked what the probability of seeing a woman at the beach wearing a bathing suit was, rated it as higher than the probability of seeing a woman at the beach, implying there are more women wearing bathing suits than total women!)

  157. ack by mlong · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I know this is redundant, but I just had to say...that thing is hideously ugly and creepy. I wouldn't want to be in the same room with it. They need to use it for filming the next horror flick.

    --
    //m
  158. better for you than beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    cb
    strange brew [kombucha.org]

    nearly free, as in you make it yourself. bubbles included.

    ifo

  159. Mistakes, damned mistakes and statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    zq Influence will always occur, never take a single opinion as fact. But unless there is a dramatic smoking gun, memo, email, hidden video of the editor at Bill's place on the lake sipping a pina colada (yea, sure), proof will be very hard to come by. Look at a long track record of information, and if you see a lot of ads by one vendor, grain of salt time.

    b

  160. I love this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    m .. the shell just got the cool error-handling lisp has always had (condition-case in elisp, for example). From a lisper's perspectice, things will be so much easier now... and I can really try some more scripting..



    sea

  161. Advance BION research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    x This might be the breakthrough the BION folks could use to advance their research [vard.org].

    yfv

  162. I think Lectra would be a far better name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mqf for obvious reasons...

    t

  163. do female androids dream of body image? by sahen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lucy's picture on the book cover is pretty heavily airbrushed... I bet once she looks in a mirror, she'll be in for a lifetime of robot-angst.

    1. Re:do female androids dream of body image? by supun · · Score: 1

      maybe about electric sheep.

      --
      :w!
    2. Re:do female androids dream of body image? by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
      No, she'll turn homicidal and start killing everyone, beginning with her creator.

      Can you guess what's next? That's right...

      I, for one, welcome our new cybernetic orangutan overlords!

  164. FTSH is an exception system for shell programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    lb

    What's with all of the people claiming that FTSH will ruin the world because it makes it easier to be a sloppy programmer. Did you freaking read the documentation?

    To massively oversimplify, FTSH adds exceptions to shell scripting. Is that really so horrible? Is of line-after-line of "if [$? -eq 0] then" really an improvement? Welcome to the 1980's, we've discovered that programming languages should try and minimize the amount of time you spent typing the same thing over and over again. Human beings are bad at repetitive behavior, avoid repetition if you can.

    Similarlly FTSH provides looping constructs to simplify the common case of "Try until it works, or until some timer or counter runs out." Less programmer time wasted coding Yet Another Loop, less opportunities for a stupid slip-up while coding that loop.

    If you're so bothered by the possibility of people ignoring return codes it should please you to know that FTSH forces you to appreciate that return codes are very uncertain things. Did diff return 1 because the files are different, or because the linker failed to find a required library? Ultimately all you can say is that diff failed.

    Christ, did C++ and Java get this sort of reaming early on? "How horrible, exceptions mean that you don't have to check return codes at every single level."

    f

  165. Don't use KDE do you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've used kde since the 1.0 days, upgrading all along on my dual ppro-200. Even in the slowest 2.0 days, it ran fast enough on my system. Sure I turned the eye-candy slider way down when I configured KDE the first time, but that is all. It works, and is fast enough.

    The only time I have problems is when I hear the harddrive grinding away, swapping. Even then I'm running something heavy duty in addition to KDE, something that can take up most of my memory alone.

    hsb

  166. Re:You're dealing with the problem too high up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dc Doesn't that depend on the definition of clustered though? Clustered systems can be things like beowulf clusters. But often a collection of standalone web servers behind a http load balancers is commonly referred to as a web cluster or array.

    IMHO as someone who works in a complex web server / database server environment, there are many interdependancies brought by different software, different platforms and different applications. Whilst 100% uptime on all servers is a nice to have, it's a complex goal to achieve and requires not just expertise in the operating systems & web / database server software but an indepth understanding of the applications.

    A system such as this fault tolerant shell is actually quite a neat idea. It allows for flexibility in system performance and availability, without requiring complex (and therefore possibly error prone or difficult to maintain) management jobs. An example would be server which replicates images using rsync. If one of the targets is busy serving web pages or running another application, ftsh would allow for that kind of unforeseen error to be catered for relatively easily.

    c

  167. The Nazgul Chorus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Courtesy of Daily Telegraph)
    I met him down in Mordor, he gave me the eye -
    Da do Sauron-ron, da do Sauron,
    And then he nearly slayed me, what a wicked guy!
    Da do Sauron-ron, da do Sauron.

  168. A lot of astronomers don't want to count Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So why should we start counting an even smaller "planet"? Pluto gets grandfathered in, and that's it.

  169. i.e. when techies get tired of working for free... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's encouraging to see unemployeed techs finally taking advantage of all that time they spent fixing friends computers for free. I know I'm usually the first one several of my friends and family call when their computer starts acting weird, and all they want to do is send email.

    Now if somebody was really smart, they'd find a way to get partnered with the local Best Buy and could probably turn it into a full time job. You'd be amazed at how much people are willing to pay if you can bring some sanity to their assorted home electronics. My mom loves the 3 page FAQ I made for her that goes step by step how to do everything with the home theatre system my Dad has. She used to not watch any DVDs just because she was scared to touch anything.

  170. Re:I know you need to be paid for your time, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider this: training, amount of time, and tools. Think of how ugly it is to uninstall a nasty worm virus; think of the effort it takes to salvage files from a flaky/dying hard drive, plus rebuilding the machine. Think of the cost of all the diagnostic software/tools you might have, even if its just some Norton Utilities, a MS Technet subscription, and an AV program.

    If a lawyer or a plumber or an exterminator can charge $50-100/hour, a computer technician should be allowed to do the same.

    Technician skills are expensive. My company now maintains images of your hard drive. If you have a problem that can't be resolved within 30 minutes of trouble shooting, they take your laptop away, re-image a new laptop, and give it to you the next morning. Its not worth the recovery effort. Bad ofr people with desktop support skills (used to be LAN admins who did that stuff). Now a force of >100 LAN admins across the Greater Toronto Area is less than 20 individuals.

  171. Thanks, BBC by barryfandango · · Score: 4, Funny

    "... the cutting edge of artificial intelligence or AI, a title used by Steven Spielberg for his 2001 film starring Haley Joel Osment and Jude Law."

    Now that's good journalism: a little background about the history of AI for the lay-people who might be reading this article.

    --
    In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. -Oscar Wilde
  172. #1 Requested Skill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Playing the Organ in a devilish fashion!

  173. BIG question by bonch · · Score: 1

    An AI robot being taught to recognize banana-shaped objects, anyone?

  174. woo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    vvy
    Congress to Automakers: "G1bb0rz u5 j00r l337 c0d3x0r5555!"


    fw

  175. Re:Not ready for the real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The expected lifetime of these wires will be heavily dependent upon the total strain they encounter in the duty cycle. Basically, it depends upon whether the deformation of the gold is in the elastic or plastic portion of the deformation curve.

    Small deformations just cause the atoms in the gold (or any other material) to get closer or further apart. This is elastic deformation and can be done about infinity + 1 times before the metal breaks. eg: you can slightly flex a paper clip until doomsday and it is largely unaffected.

    Larger deformations actually cause the atoms to start moving around, changing places in the atomic lattice structure to accomodate the strain. This is primarily accomplished by the movement of defects and dislocations through the material. This is plastic deformation and each plastic deformation lowers the lifetime of the material. eg: if you take a paper clip and start seriously bending it, in a few cycles, the part you're bending breaks off.

    I have no idea what the threshhold is between plastic and elastic deformation in these wires is but it should be possible to design devices where the flex wires are in the elastic deformation regime most of the time. Eg: a smart shirt would have flex wires designed to be in the elastic regime when you're skipping around, swinging your arms, whistling show tunes. However, when you trip over a comatose mime and fall into an open storm serwer, the wires would be plastically deformed but won't break like conventional electrodes would in the same situation. Thus giving us essential data to force passage of the mime prevention act of 2008.

    dw

  176. Why don't use screen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i Screen [gnu.org] is a terminal which can survive connection problems. You can start your script, detach terminal, and then came back 10 minutes later and watch what its doing. I know, that's not "fault tolerant", but, most of the times, its enaugh.


    dkc

  177. better for you than beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    mh
    strange brew [kombucha.org]

    nearly free, as in you make it yourself. bubbles included.

    p

  178. Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Couldn't they have gotten a better face for the poor thing? It looks like it was dragged out of the dumpster by the dog, and then viciously attacked by mauling centipedes, whereupon it flopped on the metal body of the ape and took on a very sinister appearance. I vote they spend their budget on getting a cute orangutan face!

  179. DOS is pretty fault tolerant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ky since it cannot really do a lot (of damage) in the first place!

    Anyway, a shell is just a shell is just a shell...


    dv

  180. Oooh! An idea whose time has come! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ly More ideas whose time has come [google.com], including:
    • DRM Helmets
    • Jack Kemp
    • Yankee Go Home
    • Collaborative Dispute Resolution
    • Microchips for Your Pet Parrot! (see page 2 of Google results)


    vh
  181. I wonder what is so important.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a standard rule of Public Relations. Never announce anything between Friday at 4pm till Monday at 8am.

    The reason being that news outlets are not at full capacity during the weekends, so any news announced over the weekend won't get as much coverage. If NASA announced the news today, it will be covered on the Sunday evening news, and never again since that piece of news was already done, even when not many saw it.

    You can notice this practice when someone famous dies over a weekend. There will be an immediate announcement saying that the person is missing or very ill or something of the sort, then make the announcement on Monday.

    hqbn

  182. Fault Tolerance at its best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah rock solid fault tolerance, hehe, it might even "Resume Next" if u show how delete the executable from your file system.

    oo

  183. Here's where "10x as accurate as human" comes from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you check the footnotes on the DSPAM page, it says "According to a study by Bill Yerazunis of CRM114."

    If you then check the link to CRM114's project, you'll find this: "I measured my own accuracy to be around 99.84%, by classifying the same set of 3000ish messages twice over a period of about a week, reading each message from the top until I feel "confident" of the message status, (one message per screen unless I want more than one screen to decide on a message.) and doing the classification in small batches with plenty of breaks and other office tasks to avoid fatigue. Then I diff()ed the two passes to generate a result. Assuming I never duplicate the same mistake, I, as an unassisted human, under nearly optimal conditions, am 99.84% accurate.)."

    Given the amount of people who even read the article on slashdot I doubt anyone else is going to check the tiny [1] footnote and find this.

    ny

  184. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but rather our "bookmarks" and "returns".

    For you window's folk out there, lete me translate:

    but rather our "My Favorites" and "Carrage Returns and Line Feeds".



    qpmc

  185. The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I thought they were the spammers.

    ffc

  186. Not good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    joshua:~#rm -Rf//tmp
    Probable typing error detected. Parsed as rm -Rf //tmp



    gxe

  187. Long-term investing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But of course if a drug company spends 7 years developing a drug and starts trying to recoup some of that cost over the next few years everyone will forget the R&D and point out how the drug costs nothing to make and so the company is ripping everyone off. When I worked at a pharmaceutical company there were cases when it took so long to develop a drug that it wasn't worth bringing it to market because the patent would almost have expired by time it was ready for release. (The patent needs to be filed right at the beginning of the testing process.)

    ld

  188. My suggestion.... by TBone · · Score: 1

    I think I would follow this with a scared-and-crapping-my-pants face myself, jesus, if this is what they look like, get rid of them!

    On a serious note, orangutangs going away is sad :(

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  189. Why get music in the real world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Until P2P users or music download services (iTunes, Napster) use lossless compression or no compression, distribution via physical medium will never be completely over with, as right now, it is still the only way to get music without lossy compression.

    Moreover, 12" Vinyl has made a huge comeback over the past few years because its "mixable" and "scratchable," on turntables, great for live performance purposes.

    tk

  190. Is it me... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

    ...or does that kind of look like Tom Servo in a halloween disguise?

    "Mike, you'll NEVER be extreme" - Crow T. Robot

  191. Bottom-Up Vision/Language by Yoda2 · · Score: 1
    My research is somewhat related (and open source) so I thought I'd offer up a link. EBLA does bottom up language acquisition based on visual perception. Here's a short paper.

    The work being done by Deb Roy's Cognitive Machines Group @ MIT might also be of interest.

    Sure would be nice if Grand started making bits of code and a few technical papers available. Guess he can't just give it away if its his bread and butter though.

  192. Warm heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Somehow Transmeta will always have a warm place in my heart. Don't know why, but I really like the company and praise them for what they are trying to do.

    Really, why is this even slightly +5 Interesting? Fair enough that you love the company...they did employ Linus for a while after all, and this is Slashdot, so I guess that counts for something. But Transmeta is nothing more than a hyped up dot.com remnant that hasn't realised that it should have crawled away and died somewhere a few years ago. Transmeta overpromised and underdelivered. Its CPUs have never really carved out a niche, suffering from terrible performance, and negligible gains in power efficiency over mobile designs from Motorola, Intel and AMD. Too underpowered for a mainstream notebook, and too power hungry for a PDA or cellphone, Transmeta CPUs linger on in a kind of zombie state, appearing from time to time in strange Japanese systems like this Sharp Actius, itself nothing more than a pale imitation of an Apple 12" G4 PowerBook.

    You're entitled to your opinion. It's just -1, Clueless Linus Fanboy, not +5, Interesting.

    Thank you.

    be

  193. I wonder which will be more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...overburned? - the CDs or the coffee?

    inq

  194. I guess they had two choices by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Two choices available for the head :
    Chucky, from Childsplay,
    And this freaky uncombed urang utang thingy :)

    I think i can understand why they went with this one. ;)

  195. If my Slinky taught me anything . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One kink and it's trash can city.

    hly

  196. News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The question is - how many nerds use Hotmail.com, and why does this non-event warrant a front page article?

    vgdz

  197. Cooperation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In order for this to work, it might need changes in the OS level.
    Imagine you access a block/char device or an NFS mounted directory and the device driver never returns from the system call. Your script would hang, and a kill would produce a zombie process.
    If you want fault tolerance, you'd have to have a timeout mechanism for all device drivers. But if you read from/dev/mt0 and the tape needs rewinding and it takes 6 minutes, you don't want to have your script aborted after 5 minutes.

    cttl

  198. Take it one step further; share what you filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DSPAM is one of these statistical filters (like spamprobe and CRM114) that can perform virtually perfect filtering of spam/non-spam you receive.

    Now that you are free of spam yourself, may I suggest that you take it one step further and share your data with the anti-spam community; the WPBL project lets many users report the IPs sending them spam and non-spam in realtime using a couple simple scripts installed in procmail.

    Our central database then publishes a real-time list of spam sources (the IP blocklist). Unlike spamcop, WPBL is entirely based upon automatic decisions made by statistical filters, 24/7. The resulting blocklist is already used by many ISPs; and you can also use it to block spamming IPs at your own server.



    gl
  199. I'm sorry, Dave... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heu ...I'm afraid I can't do that.

    lf

  200. Shit, shit, shit. by gardyloo · · Score: 1

    This'll get modded as redundant, as well it should. But... holy crap:

    http://www.cyberlife-research.com/diary/0104.htm

  201. Far-Side Comic Test for Intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When researchers placed Lucy in a cage with real orangutans to see how the other primates reacted, the orangutans were quick to notice that Lucy did not take part in the favorite orangutan past time of throwing their excrement at Zoo visitors. Dejected, the researchers were forced to go back to the AI drawing boards.

  202. AI?? by JohnLi · · Score: 1

    The article mentions that they dont use software to cheat. Does that mean that any sort of matching via a database is not "real" AI??

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    The / in /. would be more accurate if it leaned to the left. http://www.metricnut.com
  203. It's got the concept backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did. Endlessly is good. The network overhead is negligible.

    Check once every 1,2,4,8,16,32,64,whatever,mins *all the time anyway* whether it fails or succeeds and you *absolutely don't* want to have to explicitly tell 1000 machines to start again.

    You simply generalise the update process, get rid of the special cases. In the case of patches, you know you're going to have to distribute them out to clients at some point anyway so have all the clients check once a day, every day. If the distribution server is down for a couple of days it's pretty much irrelevant.

    My error detection code is trivial the network traffic is negligible unless the job's actually being done and I still haven't been given a good case for ftsh. I have a good case for a better randomising algorithm within a shell and a decent distributed cron (which is simple BTW), but not for a specifically fault tolerant shell.

    You've got to stop thinking of these things as individual systems. The network is the machine.



    swfw

  204. Brain Farts? by Surak_Prime · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It has occurred to me, whenever the subject of AI is broached, that scientists seem to be doing a bang-up job of heading towards replicating the proper function of a brain in computer hardware, but none of the projects I've seen try to replicate the errors that result when the brain cell sending or receiving a message dies, is replaced incorrectly, is deformed one way or another, or is subject to any of the other myriad flaws of flesh.

    Could it be that sentience, in the end, is the result of brain farts?

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    :::The Spear in the heart of the Other is the Spear in the heart of You; You are He - Surak of Vulcan:::
  205. Sounds like inferior cephalopod nerves to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Your nervier (brainier) mullosks have amazing nerve fibers. They get used for experiments all the time because they're just huge, big enough to place electrodes in the axons and measure voltage changes.

    Guess flexible wiring is more pleasant to be strapped into than a squid or a cuttlefish, though I doubt it'd be as fast. Cephalopods have very fast nervous systems, they're lightning quick partly as a result.

    rjt

  206. Building on their first example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They are deleting a number of files on a number of different machines, then downloading an updated version. The implication is that the fault tolerance means a failure is not fatal.

    So what happens if the files are crucial (let's use the toy example of kernel modules being updated): The modules get deleted, then the update fails because the remote host is down. Presumably the shell can't rollback the changes a la DBMS, as that would involve either hooks into the FS or every file util ever written.

    Now I think it's a nice idea, but it could easily lead to such sloppy coding; if your shell automatically tries, backs off and cleans up, why would people bother doing it the 'correct' way and downloading the new files before removing the old ones?

    nvy

  207. Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here my girlfriend is blaming that stupid mozilla program. Try explaing that its Microsofts fault to someone who thinks that MS is infallable.

    ynm

  208. What ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... they postponed yet another piece of software?? See me not being amazed here, I mean, it seems to be the trend at MS currently to announce new software and then postponing it due to "problems"... I wonder why. Would it be because the want to see what OSS has to offer first so they can steal the ideas and then sell 'em off? On the other side, if developers start saying this "slip" is becoming "a credibility issue", then maybe certain OSS apps will finally be accepted in full as being grown-up pieces of software. At best this will cause MS to loose a few points in goodwill with a large group of people that still (foolishly) place their trust in them.

    gk

  209. Time wasted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have been doing research for thousands of years, and most of the research have led to woudnerful discoveries, but.. to be honest, I cant see that this discovery can leed to any major breakthoughs. Not even minor ones.

    wf

  210. OS RDBMS might profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If the Open Source Databases implement equeally features that some applications might need, they can profit from the situation.

    MySQL Control Center is a step in that direction (client side) if they implement some more features on server side M$ centric customers need, it could get Microsoft into trouble in the future (some years)

    zrm

  211. DMCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you see the DMCA as a law that can truly benefit the world as a whole, or just a tool of the big corporations (MPAA, I'm looking at you) or whatever?

    nqk

  212. Python by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a auto-completing python interpreter and editor

    Try the Wing IDE. It has most of the functions you wanted... But it's not free software.

    ovzn

  213. Interoperability more important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I don't understand why antitrust sanctions always focus on the application-bundling issue. I would find it much more useful if MS was forced to play nicely with respect to interoperability. (Yes, it's mentioned in TFA, but only in very specific cases.)

    If I were the dictator, MS would be forced to document the file formats it is using (including all WMV formats, of course), all network protocols, and to provide sufficient NTFS documentation so that I can finally can mount/dev/hda2 with read-write soonish.

    vc

  214. I wonder which will be more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...overburned? - the CDs or the coffee?

    fr

  215. IC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if this could help patients with I.C. It's rather painful and if the "new nerves" can be made to ignore certain impulses...that'd be very beneficial. Very intriguing, anyway

    he

  216. Very cool, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something to consider about Japan and their rise in technology, is that since the end of WWII, they haven't had a military to take up financing, (or resources, or R&D, etc..) thus leaving the government, and the culture as a whole, to focus on something else...like business and technology.

    pbng

  217. No! by The+Queen · · Score: 1

    Servo had CURVES, baby. Mmm...

    "Luncheon meats make the sawdust in your stomach explode." - Crow T. Robot

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    The House Between - Original Sci-Fi Series
  218. Single point of failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That must have been one heck of an internal problem for it to knock out Hotmail AND MSN Messenger.

    For example, the problem might have lain in the Passport login servers. Single sign-on is a single point of failure.



    fmhg
  219. OMG! ROFL! AOL! ABC! CIA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I install a fleshlight in my robotic orangutang, does that mean *BSD won't have drivers for it?!!!

  220. man, this robot is ugly by i4u · · Score: 1

    the japanese developed a nice looking actroid:
    Realistic Japanese Female Actroid Robot

  221. at the risk of performing the political troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting how we see strong-arm tactics against some aussie warez-puppy, but we don't see them waltzing into Moscow to shut down the mass-piracy of the Russian mafia groups, or the cd-r markets throughout Asia.

    I guess this is to be expected from a government that will storm into a crippled-to-the-level-of-impotence Iraq to stop them from developing, err, "weapons of mass destruction", but will just cautiously sidestep any country of real WMD threat (China, NK, Israel).

    Seems to be another case of break the weakling orpahan to keep the rest in line.

    iu

  222. Lucy's brain by topynate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    has 50000 'neurons'. Does Steve Grand really think he'll approach mammalian intelligence with so few? I agree strongly with him giving Lucy a rich environment, but maybe he should be looking at using something like FPGAs to get more neurons on board for a reasonable cost. That's what Hugo de Garis is doing, and he had much more ambitious plans. The company he was working for failed though, so I don't know whether he's still making progress in actual building of AI. Anyone?

  223. Considered advanced... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

    When she can drink beer out of the can, lift cars and hit/give the finger to hells angels.

  224. A new "ism" approaches by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I grow weary of all the people with cyberist attitudes who are scared of machines simply because they don't look exactly like us. If you look at the best of our CG characters today, they STILL don't look like us. I imagine that the first humanoid robots will probably look a lot like CG characters come to life. Get rid of those old fashioned attitudes... ;P

  225. Case in point: by Kiyooka · · Score: 1
  226. They tried... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

    I read a piece about him in the tree-unfriendly Mail on Sunday sometime last year and apparently he (or was it his wife?) tried mutilating an existing cuddly orangutan, but it didn't fit.

  227. RealDoll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, can we build something like this into a RealDoll?

  228. LOLOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    score of GNAA ownz

  229. Re:I would bet ... you don't get it. by fygment · · Score: 1

    If we wanted to build a bona fide organic human brain, yes we would need to quantify not only the brain's elemental composition but also how it functions. You are right in that it clearly seems beyond our reach to do that.

    But AI isn't about building an organic brain. It simply seeks to replicate the output on a particular level i.e. not at the neuronal level but at the behavioural level say. To achieve the latter do we need to understand the deep functioning of the brain? There seems to be no compelling reason. And fundamentally, AI has to work with the materials available i.e. silicon and metal and our concept of logic. Organic systems evolved to suit their medium. We can't (at the moment) use that medium so we can only expect to have to find an alternative means to the same end. Sort of like fixed wings and airfoils vice flapping wings of bone and feathers.

    As for the "trickery and deterministic patterns", that's human arrogance at work. How do you know that that isn't all there is to it? You don't. There is such a problem with the definition of intelligence that it actually makes benchmarking quite ... impossible. Do a Google search on the topic.

    What is particularly nice to see is that the "oragutan" has learned over a long time period. It still mystifies me why we expect to achieve learning in short time frames (see all the arguments about how neural networks take too long to train). A human child using the most sophisticated natural computer (the brain) still takes years to grasp all the basic elements needed for survival. Heck, the Darwin awards show that decades is often not sufficient for adequate human learning.

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    "Consensus" in science is _always_ a political construct.
  230. Creatures by metaomni · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Something that is worth noting is the 'game' that Steve Grand helped create. The entire Creatures series (1, 2 and 3) was revolutionary in the AI-software industry. It melded a game that anyone could relate to, with some serious AI running in the background. The whole concept for the games was fascinating. It's a shame that his company has now gone under. The series in its hayday had a cult following, and I'm sure there are still some out there who play it.

    Man those games were obsessions...

    1. Re:Creatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, it's not quite dead yet. Steve Grand left CL long, long ago, can't remember if it was before or after they made c2... CL itself went under last year, having made quite a few creatures games, but there's another company trying to continue Creatures... not sure how things are going, 'cause I lost interest in the community, but there are plenty of people that are still addicted ;)

      but from what I've seen things have been steadily moving towards the 'game' side of creatures, and away from the AI side...

  231. Frankenstein is a robot? by tuckericj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And I quote: "...conjures up fears of super-clever robots, the likes of Frankenstein..." Umm yeah.

  232. C-3PO? by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 1
    I think it's safe to say that most people would find anthropomorphic robots that don't look 100% identical to people (there's something off with that one) very creepy.

    OK, what about C-3PO?

    I guess if you're going to build an anthropomorphic robot, you need to give it an irritating voice to balance out the face.

  233. Re:I would bet ... you don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes it's akin to how both electric motors and human muscles can create motion. The actual mechanism behind the two movement systems is very different, but the output at the level of motion is basically the same.

  234. Monkey business by motters2001 · · Score: 1

    Lucy isn't the most attractive robot I've ever seen. Here's my own robot-ape. http://www.fuzzgun.btinternet.co.uk/flint/index.ht m My open source AI software can also be found here: http://www.fuzzgun.btinternet.co.uk/rodney/compone nts.htm