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Subdomains Part Of The Patent Frenzy

Colonel Angus writes "Web Hosting Industry is carrying a story about a company called Ideaflood that has been sending out letters to web hosting firms claiming that they own a patent on subdomains and are claiming a license needs to be purchased to continue to use them. This is reminding me of the hyperlink patent from a couple years back." Maybe Frank Weyer will ask them to wrestle.

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  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Insightful

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  2. Re:Over and Over and Over by SirGeek · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The problem is that if it isn't patented already, then they can patent it. Screw any "prior art" that isn't in the patent database. That is the ONLY source of data that they use.

    They can't fathom that someone wouldn't patent something even if it is totally trivial/common sense.

  3. Patenting an RFC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    prior art = November 1987

    And in other news, tomorrow, I'm patenting the misspelling of referrer in electronic comunication.

    1. Re:Patenting an RFC? by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 2, Funny
      And in other news, tomorrow, I'm patenting the misspelling of referrer in electronic comunication.

      And I'll patent your "comunication" misspellings.

    2. Re:Patenting an RFC? by LMCBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      why...that's brilliant! Finally I can realize my dream of never again seeing the word "loose" written when "lose" is intended! By patenting it, I can simply charge a fee equal to my annoyance at the sight of that extra little o. Say, 50 grand per incident.

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    3. Re:Patenting an RFC? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't patent a reeferer. I'm holding some prior art sparking away in my hand as I type this.

      *Slow motion smoke cloud exhaled*

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    4. Re:Patenting an RFC? by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's prior art of a domain being specified. This patent is about automatically creating a subdomain for each user. The difference? I imagine they had to do some significant work to make their server do that at the time it was filed. Good patent? Eh I don't think so. But it doesn't shock me a whole lot that it was granted.

      The real question is: Should patenting how a website works be allowed? Should you be able to patent using a bunch of features together for a spcific result? In the physical world, I can see that... but in the digital world, well that's a heck of a lot tougher to answer.

      I remember a few years ago somebody told me that a company (RCA?) patented drawing a single character on a TV. That's right, if you made a TV that told you on-screen what channel you were on, you had to license it. It seems so ABSURD these days. Back then, though, they were the first to do it, and it was probably a rather tough situation to solve seeing as how they had to design circuits for it for the first time. I bet back then the general thought was "uhh... but TVs show characters if they're part of the broadcast!" It really did change how TVs work, though.

      I'm not really sure how I feel about this topic. I can see the value in patents. I mean, if I do some grunt work that would benefit everybody, and have a patent to insure that I get paid for it, well it really makes me want to innovate. But, at the same time, if I want to go do something obvious and I step on somebody else's toes... well gee. That makes me NOT want to go into that market at all. Does 'fixing' the patent system create winners or losers?

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    5. Re:Patenting an RFC? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's prior art of a domain being specified. This patent is about automatically creating a subdomain for each user.

      So if a human does it, it is not covered. But if a machine does it, it is covered?

      Workaround: Hire somebody in a 3rd world country for 20 cents an hour to create subdomains for each new user account. The joy of globalism. Next!

  4. They can have this one. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny

    kiss.my.org

    1. Re:They can have this one. by nfras · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did you realise that you could register a similar domain in the Cook Islands and have kiss.my.co.ck?

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  5. Just ridiculous... by bc90021 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:

    "Business method patents that cover software programs weren't legal until a few years ago," Dicig says, "so there is no comprehensive way for the PTO to search for software and computer-related technology that's already been invented, other than that described in patents and published applications. For instance, if the patent office didn't know about WordPerfect 1, it could issue a patent on word processing because it has no way to know that word processing was already invented."

    I'm sorry, but this is just a ridiculous argument. Firstly, the USPTO must use technology to some degree, so if someone visited "news.yahoo.com" two years before this patent was ever issued, they've got their prior art right there.

    Secondly, what kind of organisation is restricted to only doing research with its own prior body of work? Can you imagine if every doctor in the country called the CDC when they saw their first flu patient? (Doctor: Quick! There's this new disease I've never seen before and it completely debilitates the patient!)

    As I said, just ridiculous.

    1. Re:Just ridiculous... by greenskyx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wouldn't www.yahoo.com actually be a subdomain or even gopher.yahoo.com or ftp.yahoo.com?

    2. Re:Just ridiculous... by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 2, Informative

      well, since .com and .org are considered "top level domains", it's possible that even just yahoo.com or slashdot.org could be considered subdomains.

    3. Re:Just ridiculous... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I'm sorry, but this is just a ridiculous argument. Firstly, the USPTO must use technology to some degree, so if someone visited "news.yahoo.com" two years before this patent was ever issued, they've got their prior art right there."

      Not exactly the same. The patent is in the server automatically setting up subdomains for users as they sign up. News.yahoo.com is not a good example. However, if Slashdot was setup so that typing in NanoGator.Slashdot.Org brought up my stats list, well that'd be more like what the patent covers.

      Did they do it first? I dunno. I doubt it. However, I can envision a situation where they wrote all the code to make that work, and some PHB saying "what the hell, just file a patent. If we get it, neat!" If nobody else did that before them, then I can see the USPTO allowing it.

      Now, before you point your pitchfork at me, understand that I'm *not* saying it's right. I'm not saying they should be able to do it. I'm not saying it's legit, etc. I'm just saying I can see how it probably came about. This was probably something that was filed before the internet really took off.

      The nice thing is that if they get too aggressive about it, there'll be a court smack-down. Personally, I wish there was a check and/or balance so that it didn't involve a nasty agressive court case to suss it all out. Small companies really can't get into this sort of mess. Either it should be tougher to get a patent, or there needs to be a way found that means the first patent case is not expensive for either side to get into unless... Well I dunno. Sorry I don't have all the answers heh.

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    4. Re:Just ridiculous... by revmoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People have been doing this with mod_vhost_alias with Apache for AGES.

      Of course, I don't think anyone needs to get their panties in a wad over this, there are plenty of junk 'IP' corporations out there that are just paper tigers. They never actually do anything, and when it comes to court they (almost) always lose.

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  6. Tort reform! (yeah I'm overreacting) by Surazal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ya know, up until I saw this I was against blanket tort reform (ya know, the price of overreaction and such).

    Screw it. I'm overreacting.

    However, some little rational side of me asks this question: Do patent laws really have this much teeth? Some evidence I've been seeing lately implies it may not...

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    1. Re:Tort reform! (yeah I'm overreacting) by yintercept · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just hope the merger and acquisition department at SCO is keeping tabs on these valuable garbage intellectual property firms. Imagine if SCO (the owners of linux), IdeaFlood (who owns subdomains), that group that owns the patent to hyperlinks, and all the rest of the garbage IP claims got together...why, they could sue the world. Think of the value of the stock of that company!!!!

    2. Re:Tort reform! (yeah I'm overreacting) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      IP Voltron! Assemble!

  7. Burn! by JustinXB · · Score: 5, Funny
    I just filed a patent for the process of patenting things.

    I stand to gain millions. Invest in me now or fear my wrath when I have a laser death canon on the mooon!

  8. The future of patents by Openstandards.net · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Does anyone see this rising to a boiling point anytime soon? When will people start lobbying for patent reform?

    I've read comments on this subject from IBM, the largest patent holder in the world, indicating they might even endorse patent reform. Their stance has been that they use patents primarily as a defense, adding that until the system is fixed, they don't have much of a choice.

    This is also putting a rush to patent everything, worse than a gold rush, not so much to profit like these annoying cases, but to build a defense, like IBM does. Only, as we all know, the little guy has little defense. Thus there is both a chill and imbalance on innovation today.

    Is anyone lobbying congress for patent reform? I'd like to know what we can do.

    1. Re:The future of patents by Famatra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While you are cleaning up with patent reform, please don't forget copyright reform too: reduce the length and increase fair use please :).

      The hardest part is finding egregious examples that will make people rally behind the reform effort. Right now patent and copyright law / reforms seem to just bore the general public, need to make it clear how they are being harmed.

    2. Re:The future of patents by Openstandards.net · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You are absolutely right. Making a case to the general public is the toughest challenge. Yet, if you look at the concerns underlying the patent issues, particularly as we would raise them to congress, they really are concerns for the general public. The challenge is in raising awareness, and helping people understand that they are impacted. Here are what I believe to be some underlying fundamental issues that should concern everyone that cares about the economy or is concerned about job security.

      • Patents are increasingly putting a chill on innovation by discouraging small businesses from taking risk. The risk of a small or medium sized company being sued over a patent claim that should never have been possible is growing, and the primary concern isn't that they won't be legally right, but that they won't have the legal war chest (funds) to be legally right. This decreases jobs and America's competitiveness, two issues central to Americans being able to achieve their dreams, or at least pay their bills. PEOPLE'S TERMS: Current patent policy is decreasing America's competitiveness and causing your jobs to go overseas.

      • Patents resulting for reasons other than innovation are increasing the cost of consumer items created and produced in America. This is in part because patents are, by definition, government created monopolies for their owners. Half-hazardly creating monopolies without any of the justifications laid down by the authors of the constitution and commonly accepted reasons we permit them can have only one end... continual erosion of the economy and equitable price structure. PEOPLE'S TERMS: You're paying too much for goods produced in America, imports are increasing, your jobs are going overseas for no justifiable reason.
  9. uh? Patent office just screwed themselves. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Interesting
    http://tarr.uspto.gov/
    http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f=login&p_lang =english&p_d=trmk

    etc.

    Dummies. Isn't that like firemen practicing on their own house?

  10. 6,270,409 - Method and apparatus for Gaming? by strictnein · · Score: 3, Informative

    Looking at the "patents" they have and I'm really confused. On their (or really Steven's) page they have listed a patent for: PATENT NO: US 6,270,409 - Method and apparatus for gaming

    If you actually look at the text of the patent though, it reads completely different and the patent number is also different. It is patent 6,304,788 and relates to a patent for "Method and apparatus for controlling medical monitoring devices over the internet".

    And now that I look at it, the first patent link is incorrect too. The text states that it is patent #6,389,458 but it links to patent #6,687,746.

    WTF?

    I think this guy is trying extortion, plain and simple.

  11. Ideaflood = who? by mybecq · · Score: 4, Informative
    ideaflood.com says:
    Ideaflood, Inc. has more than 30 patents and patent applications,
    many of which were filed before the US Patent and Trademark Office
    began publishing patent applications, and cover many widely used and
    easily recognizable technologies that make the internet possible and
    profitable. Much of Ideaflood's intellectual property is just as
    central to core internet functions, but operate behind-the-scenes on
    network servers and other back-end hardware and software.

    whois.net says:
    Organization Name: IdeaFlood, Inc
    Name: DOMAIN FOR SALE
    [snip]
    Record Created on........ 1999-11-05

    I say:
    Phooey.

    (PS. We're so big we don't even run our own nameservers!)
    1. Re:Ideaflood = who? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Informative
      I had hopes that SPEWS was listing their 66.28.153.14 IP, but it's a level 0 listing. The Wayback machine only has the one copy of their site. Loads and loads of references on news.admin.net-abuse.* that peg them as spammers back to 2001.

      Oddly enough, I couldn't find any records of an incorporation under Ideaflood Inc, but I'm not sure how good the sites I was checking are. I wanted to get a list of their directors. (Gee, maybe a dodgy Nevada corporation, what a shock!)

      Ah, bonus! Looks what's running in near them:

      66.28.153.9 server9.ideaflood.com
      66.28.153.10 server10.ideaflood.com
      66.28.153.11 server11.purefuck.com
      66.28.153.12 server12.ideaflood.com
      66.28.153.13 server13.sexmuseum.com
      66.28.153.14 server14.ideaflood.com
      66.28.153.15 server15.ideaflood.com
      Pr0n spammers. Oh yeah, I'm sure they have a huge R&D department.
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  12. FUCK THE LAWYERS by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Jesus, with people like the IP lawyer they quote at the end, it's a wonder there's any innovation left at all.

    "Industries, especially in the information technology space, often develop more quickly than the applicable patents come to light."

    Well, don't you think that this means it's a good time to reform the system? Doesn't the fact that innovation occurs so rapidly negate the value of a first-come-first-serve approach to granting patents?

    "This can be a rude awakening for companies that have not already factored into their business plans the likelihood that someone will come knocking with a patent they may infringe."

    IT companies should not have to operate in fear of frivolous lawsuits from greedy do-nothings. Quoth Bill Gates:
    "If people had understood how patents would be granted when most of today's ideas were invented and had taken out patents, the industry would be at a complete standstill today."

    Forgive me if I'm taking this personally, but I'm starting my PhD in molecular biology (and doing significant amounts of software development at the same time), and at the rate the lawyers are moving in on my field, by the time I graduate I'll probably have to take out a patent license to publish my research.
  13. http://yro.slashdot.org/ by donnacha · · Score: 4, Funny


    "Gee, that's an awful nice "yro" you got there. Be an awful shame if anything were to happen to it."

  14. Re:Patent my ass by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    > I am patenting my ASS.

    At this very instant I am reading this from the bathroom while infringing on your patent.

    Sue me.

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  15. So ... by boarder8925 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "All your subdomain are belong to us."

  16. Re:Over and Over and Over by Total_Wimp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem with the patent office is the same problem we have: They can't be experts in everything.

    The reason software patents makes me sick is because although I can keep track of whether or not I'm copying from anyone, I can't keep track of all the possibilities of all the patents I may someday be accused of violating.

    The patent office itself has the same problem. They can tell if someone else patented the same thing (did they copy?) but they simply don't have resources to tell if some technical thing has ever occured before.

    Sure, we all know about domains, but we're computer nerds. Most people in the patent office could probably not make that claim, just as they couldn't claim to be automobile designers or materials scientists.

    TW

  17. look at their patent applications by thenewnoise · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.ideaflood.com/apps.asp

  18. Oh, shit... by inode_buddha · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I've tolerated PanIP, I'm tolerating SCO (sort of - thanks, PJ), and now this subdomain thing. I'm running low on my tolerance lately and starting to wonder if some people/organizations need to have acceptable behavior beaten into them. You know, like not trying to steal everything in sight. Corporate kleptomania.

    It sure isn't helping anything that what's *legal* varies from what's *ethical*. And then combine that with a clueless USPTO and a pile of ambulance-chasers...

    Sorry, just had to vent it; I'm pissed.

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  19. Somebody, please, SUE the patent office by Sebby · · Score: 3, Insightful
    To hell with their claims that they don't have enough resources. It's clear that they do not do the job they're paid for, and as such it causes this kind of crap that costs OTHERS to resolve their screw ups.

    I think the PTO should be sued every time a patent that has caused problems becomes invalid after a court case. Then it might just give them an incentive to actually DO their job. Actually, I think the individual examiners should be held responsable; then they're really have an incentive to do it right!

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  20. Examples from the USPTO's Site: by kcb93x · · Score: 4, Insightful

    http://www.uspto.gov/

    On the left side, under the 'Patents' column:
    'Status' link: http://pair.uspto.gov/cgi-bin/final/home.pl

    and under 'Trademarks':
    'Status' link: http://tarr.uspto.gov/
    'Search' link: http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f=login&p_lang =english&p_d=trmk

    So, how long have those been up? Does the USPTO understand what this patent means? It means that even the patent office is in violation of this patent, if it is valid.

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    1. Re:Examples from the USPTO's Site: by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do YOU understand what this patent means?

      It's not a patent on "subdomains," it's a patent on automatically GENERATING subdomains. A pretty specific practice.

      I'm pretty sure that tess2 is not a user of uspto.gov whose patent site was automatically generated when she signed up. Ipso facto, they're NOT in violation of the patent.

      I should patent not reading the fucking article. I'd make a killing on slashdot.

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  21. Re:Reminds me of SCO. by thefinite · · Score: 2, Funny
    Do you mean the copyright SCO thing with which the US PTO is not involved at all?

    Then, if it was just the common stupidity they shared here, yeah, I see the similarity.

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  22. Re:Isn't that how DNS WORKS? by LittleBigLui · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh my GOD! The patented DNS!

    You Bastards!

    I won't pay. No, no, no. Anyone got a complete /etc/hosts for me?

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  23. What are you doing by KalvinB · · Score: 2

    with that man's ass in the bathroom?

    I don't think it's a lawsuit that's in order.

    Ben

  24. furthermore... by Sebby · · Score: 3, Insightful
    As somone else stated, if these application were provided to the public for inspection, they'd have more than enough 'resources' to deal with the applications.

    Open-Source Patent Examination anyone?

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    1. Re:furthermore... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nice idea, but it would be abused too. I think it's safe to say that people would "find" evidence of their own prior art. And then maybe sue for copyright infringement - sorry, "IP theft" - and loss of market due to their competitor publishing "their IP". It would get ugly real fast.

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  25. Qualifications to work at patent office by Openstandards.net · · Score: 2

    Due to the USPTO's current high demand to patent everything under the sun, they have been increasingly outsourcing their positions to Mayotte, having a workforce that "fits the qualifications of our most rigid analysis positions", cites one top official. That same official said that due to some difficulties in getting the children in the country Internet access, however, they probably won't be able to surpass the 90% outsourcing objective they recently peaked at.

  26. Re:Over and Over and Over by metlin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ah, but you miss an important point - USPTO grants patents because its also a source of income (and a pretty good one at that).

    Its not their duty to make sure that its upheld - if its not, its _your_ problem - as an applicant.

    However, within the limited scope of their resources (and intellect), they issue as many patents as they can simply because they can. If its a bad one, its going to be dragged to court at some point or the other and shot dead. If not, great, you have great IP on your hands.

    Ofcourse, I can see the flaw in this that corporates can bully the less powerful - but hey! Thats corporate Amerika for you.

  27. Here's my license by davmoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I own a server, and it has subdomains on it. In fact, I think I'll go create a few dozen more subdomains. And this is my personal and public invitation for Ideaflood to suck my big fat wingy-wang.

    I've said it before (mostly about SCO) and I'll say it again...

    Those who can, innovate.
    Those who can't, litigate.

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  29. Re:Over and Over and Over by Xzzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > They can't be experts in everything.

    I dunno. It seems anymore they aren't experts in ANYTHING. :)

    One would like to think that with their 6,500 employees and 1.3 billion dollar budget (in 2003) there would be at least ONE person that actually reads the applications would have some basic awareness of the world and be able to react appropriately. Or hell, even ask a question.

    6,500 people is simply too great a number for the entire organization to be so grossly ignorant. There has to be ONE person at least, right? :)

  30. That's right! by obeythefist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Back in my day, before these idealfoods people made subdomains, I had fun on all the websites on the internet. I used to go to gov, mil, com, edu and sometimes org.

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  31. Re:Over and Over and Over by aweraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What I want to know is: what kind of moronic lawyers pick up cases like this?

    Win or lose, they get paid... you don't have to be a good lawyer to get paid. Some lawyers find it hard to get a case at all, so they will jump through hoops on command if someone offers them enough money to do it.

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  32. An Actual Email I Just Sent To Them by Praedon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actual Email sent to steven@ideaflood.com :

    The internet has had subdomains WAY BEFORE YOU FILED...

    You have no case... just like SCO.. wait.. I bet you too
    have linux running as your Server, dont you? Well if you
    can think that you will win with this patent, then you
    must think SCO has a case too.. better go get a license
    from SCO before you get sued as well!

    Also.. go ahead and try to sue me.. I need publicity..
    I have all sorts of subdomains.. Lets see.. www. for
    many of them, as well as irc. and main. and members.

    Yep.. Im guilty of an idea you didn't even think of
    yourself, and took someone elses idea, only because
    no one put a patent in.. because they are not dumb
    enough to actually try to patent an idea like that..

    Its a service on the internet, not a new wave of
    technology...

    The End...

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  33. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's an article on the Foundation for Programming Freedom by Richard Stallman titled 'Anatomy of a Trivial Patent'. Read this and you will see how people sneak these patents past the PO.

  34. Re:Over and Over and Over by metlin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I'm not mistaken, its pretty darned hard to patent facts - the only exception I know of is the patenting of genome sequences.

    One of the criteria for patents is that your invention should be new and non-obvious to someone who is skilled in that area - unfortunately, even a highschool kid can prove that 7 or 2+5 or even .0000e-34343 does not require skill, and is neither new nor non-obvious.

    I'll quote from this site -

    You can not patent a scientific principle, an abstract theorem, an idea, a method of doing business, a computer program or a medical treatment.

    The thing is that _even_ if you did get around patenting that stuff, you would not really stand a chance because just about everyone else will go ahead and use it. What are you going to do? Sue half the population of America for using 7?

    Your case will simply be thrown out.

    Patents are usually filed for credit and as a _defense_ - its unfortunate that shitty bastards like Ideaflood abuse the system. But there is nothing they can do, really.

    When the whole world has adopted the system, and when they cannot prove with absolute certainty that they were the first to come up with the idea, their idea will be thrown out.

    Let's get real. This is completely silly.

    I never said it isn't - its just inevitable, thats all. And unfortunate too, ofcourse.

  35. Re:Patent my ass by nfras · · Score: 2

    Ideaflood have already patented their asses, and enjoy having them infringed regularly.

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  36. Re:Over and Over and Over by Zerth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure, actually there are several dozen people at the patent offices who are knowledgeable about most, if not all, of the subjects that are covered by these silly patents and each takes the time to read them when presented with them.

    They're the janitorial staff and they giggle like mad every time they empty the wastepaper baskets.

  37. Re:Over and Over and Over by Angry+Pixie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I posted earlier in the thread about the educational background of patent examiners. There are specific patent examiner posts that require education in the field the examiners are working on. For example, there are patent examiners that focus on biotechnology and organic chemistry. Others focus on electrical engineering and semiconductors. So, while patent clerks can't claim to be experts in all fields, they can claim to be automobile designers (mechanical engineers with some aerospace engineering knowledge) or material scientists. Someone in the patent office understands domains.

    So I'm left wondering. I'm thinking that since the USPTO must get a lot of patent applications, the organization probably has a tendency to get overrun. If there aren't enough patent examiners who understand computer technologies, maybe a stack of related patent applications winds up on the desk of some patent examiner who knows mechanical engineering, or perhaps the junior level patent examiners don't really know how to approach the review process since they lack the real-world experience dealing with the technologies they're evaluating.

    Ooh Ooh!! If there's not enough patent clerks, maybe the USPTO will outsource to India!

  38. there is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... loosely it's the non implemented idea called "loser pays". If someone brings suit and loses, they pay the opposing sides costs-along with their own of course. It, like most law reform ideas, has plusses and minuses.

    My idea is to bring back dueling, I think it would be cheaper and more effective. Simple attrition would eliminate a slew of over-litiginous bozos.

    Another one I think, that lawyers don't like people to know about, would be to eliminate lawyers minimum fees schedules, making the profession less attractive, and to make it a conflict of interest for anyone with a law degree to be a member of a legislative body. That's a biggee to me, we have legislatures who's only job is totally in their self interest, the idea that by making society and government more complex and ..stupid.. that somehow this is a good thing for everyone. it ain't, it's only good for them. they shouldn't be passing millions of laws all the time, never (hardly) eliminating any already passed. Where's the outside limit on totality of laws passed? There ain't one..

    now, to get back to dueling... :)

  39. is "www" technically a subdomain? by howhardcanitbetocrea · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope so, will make the case that much more interesting.

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  40. Re:Over and Over and Over by jfengel · · Score: 4, Informative

    They also look at the references you provide. I know; I got hammered because I provided lots of references, and had to spend months explaining how my work was novel over the referenced documents. If I'd just skipped doing the prior art myself, I would have saved myself a lot of time and legal fees.

  41. Did even ONE of you RTFA??? by humanerror · · Score: 5, Informative

    Obviously, the submitter didn't bother any more than any of you to follow through to the source...

    The patent is for an automated procedure for licensing sub-domain names via an Internet portal , not on subdomains - the submitter's claim is considerably more absurd than the patent claim, no matter your views on software and business model patents.

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  42. Something else interesting... by glitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try going to http://www.ideaflood.com/youre_a_bunch_of_asswipes

    I think their 404 page is broken =]

  43. Which patent is this? by jfengel · · Score: 4, Informative

    They list only two patents that have actually been granted, "Method,apparatus and system for directing access to content on a computer network" (which seems to cover cross-linking between web sites where there's some sort of traffic-exchange system in place, such as ad banners) and "Method and apparatus for gaming" (guaranteeing a minimum payout for gambling.)

    The article doesn't say what patent the letter refers to, if indeed it references an actual patent at all. They have an _application_ for a patent on Method and apparatus for conducting domain name service, whose idea seems to be that ICANN doesn't control subdomains, so you can sell your subdomains yourself as long as you manage it.

    That is, if you own foo.com, you can't really sell "bar.foo.com" to somebody else, at least not using the standard domain registries, because they just don't do that. The solution (running your own domain name server and providing a web site to control it, basically acting like your own TLD) is pretty damn obvious, but not a whole lot more obvious than lots of other patents that have been granted.

    But the thing is, at least as far as I can tell, they don't have a patent yet. They only have an application. Suing people is WAY jumping the gun. It might even be illegal, but IANAL. That patent is over two and a half years old, so it's about time the thing got approved. Maybe it is approved and the USPTO hasn't updated its web site, and ideaflood is being quick off the mark.

    As far as I can tell, the usual advice seems to apply: it's a pointless patent with lots of prior art, so don't cave in and don't send these idiots a penny.

  44. Innovation by phorm · · Score: 2

    Sure, there will be lots of innovation, and it will mostly be in countries that don't have a retardedly broken patent system or just simply ignore U.S. patents.

    It's like the issue with Indian outsourcing. It's all fine and good when corporations save money at the expense of Joe Taxpayer... until there are enough Joe Taxpayers out of work that it notibly affects the economy... there aren't enough Joe Taxpayers paying taxes... or buying products... because they're all of of work or working for barely-scraping-by wage as that's all there is.

    It's the same with patents, innovation will be strangled, but some big corps will profit greatly. Then at some point, the US will realize that they're beating beaten out in the world market, since another country (China perhaps) is making a similar product but with more attractive pricing/features. Then eventually they will notice that they're being beat out in the local market, and finally you end up with 2 results:

    The US becomes the next Rome... where the few profit over the many... until the many become so weak that they are overtaken and the whole deck of cards starts to tumble.

    Massive reform, and not just patents... but most of the legal system, the electoral system, the policing system. Eventually it has to come, or rot will continue to spread from the core.

    Remember, no one person makes up a country, but a lot of those "one persons" (P2Pers, startup companies, outsourced employees) start suffering and the damage becomes more visible.

  45. EV1? by xcfmx · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until EV1-Servers buys a license to protect its customers?

  46. Read their site, they spell it out! by Monkelectric · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Here." "if even a small fraction of these applications are granted, a huge number of business methods and technologies that are now widely deployed across the Internet shall in effect become commodities which the patent holder can leverage to extract licensing fees or, in the alternative, damages from infringers."

    They basically say their business model is to crapflood the patent office and see who the can fuck.

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  47. An observation on patents and the global economy by grozzie2 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    When you read about what this patent is all about, it suddenly becomes very clear why there are countries in this world that just refuse to buy into the patent/copyright systems in general. Folks here tend to get wildly upset when the subject of China not upholding patents and copyrights comes up here on /., but, when the USPTO is granting this kind of patent on a daily basis, it's no wonder a growing economy wants no part of it.

    There used to be a set of requirements for the issuance of a patent. Something had to be 'not obvious to an expert in the field' before it became patentable. The USPTO in its current form has made a joke out of the patent system as a whole, and this one is a very clear example. I'm not even an expert in the field, but, i had my own email subdomain (mydomain.somedomain.com) more than 15 years ago. I've still got the reciepts to prove it, so, it will be acceptable as 'demonstrateable prior art' in just about any court in the world, except the courts of the usa. They have converted the patent system into a 'first to apply' concept rather than a 'first to innovate' concept. There is no longer any requirement for uniqueness, or innovation at the USPTO, just 'first'.

    Patents like this one have devalued the system, and value of a real patent, to the point where the time is not far off that more countries are going to reject american patents wholesale. Since it's not possible to filter the mess for 'what is a good patent' and 'what is a bad patent', the whole lot is going to be rejected in total. I for one am already starting to plant the political seeds in my own country to do just that, and this little escapade is great fodder for the cannon. Politicians are not bright at the best of times, but even the densest of them can understand the concept when it's laid out to them. I had email by subdomains laid out and in operation 15 years ago, it's obvious. Today, suddenly it becomes 'licensable' by american patent laws. i dont need my business to be held for ransom by a foreign company that's in the business of 'legal extortion'. The only way we are going to stop this, is to get the ball rolling to make american patents invalid in our country, because today they are upheld.

    The choice in this case is really up to american business. If you want patents to be upheld worldwide, put the value back in them, fix the system. Leave it unchecked with crap like this coming out of the system, and the rest of the world is gonna reject them. it's good for bypassing the crap like this patent, but it's very bad for real innovation that requires real expenditures in research and development.

    This is actually a very fundamental issue in terms of IP laws and protections in a global economy. IP is protected thru patents, and, patents like this paint a very sour color on the whole lot of them. Acceptance of US patents in other countries is an all or nothing deal, and many places have chosen 'none'. I live in a country that has chosen 'all', but, that's going to change if the USPTO doesn't. It has to, because if we continue to honor every patent that comes out of the US patent office, it's only a matter of time till we have to pay a licensing fee just to breathe.

  48. Re:Over and Over and Over by pete6677 · · Score: 3, Funny
  49. Re:Over and Over and Over by inertia187 · · Score: 3, Funny
    I'll patent 9, and any number divisible by 9. As such, I'll also own the patent on transposition typos, for example:
    044
    023
    054
    074 < this is a typo, should be 047
    030
    ---
    225 - 198 = 027
    225 is the arrived total. 198 is the previous balance. We expected the new balance to be 0, but have 027. 027 is divisible by 9, so I just need to try transposing each number to see which one brings the balance to 0. If I find it, it's likely to be the error.

    This isn't perfect because two transpositions or other typos would screw up the logic. Please make checks out to Ian Nertia.
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  50. Re:Over and Over and Over by XLawyer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look, the Patent Office is simply overwhelmed. I hear that the practice is supposed to end soon, but patent fees have been diverted to other government agencies, depriving the PTO of resources.

    In the meantime, merely getting a patent can take 18 months. Again, I am told that a patent examiner can spend roughly twenty hours total on each application. That doesn't leave a lot of time for luxuries like common sense.

    With constraints like that, is it any wonder that junk patents get through?

  51. Re:Over and Over and Over by allyourbasebelongtou · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's actually much worse than "nothing." "Nothing" would imply (at least) there isn't harm done.

    The trivial CRAP that's being given a patent (like the guy with the laser pointer aka cat toy), actually does much worse. As far as I'm concerned, stuff like this literally amounts to theft from the USA's coffers.

    What happens after the patent is granted? Even if it sits there idle, that number and the corresponding crap information have to be stored, tracked, sifted through, and referenced against again and again and again.

    Every time a new *legitimate* patent is filed, the poor bastards applying AND the people in the patent office have to sift through not just legitimate patents but all the extra @#$%^&* crap in there, too! ARRRRRGH!

    There has to be a better way.

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  52. Maybe it's a good thing. by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Let's put this particular patent and its validity aside for a moment and consider that the USPTO does seem to grant quite a lot of patents that it probably should not, and which will eventually be shown to be invalid.

    In some sense, the more this happens, the better. A large number of bad patents diminishes the authority of the USPTO. After a few dozen of these make it though the courts, there will be a fair body of case law that defense lawyers can point at and say "Your honor, the Patent Office has a long history of granting patents without doing appropriate research, and this case is just one more example." At least one of the following will happen:

    • Courts will give less weight to patents, and patents will become easier and cheaper to invalidate in the courts.
    • Holders of significant numbers of patents will start to police the system, pre-emptively challenging bad patents and leaning on patent abusers to knock it off.
    • Congress, in an effort to appease pissed-off businesses, will attempt to reform the USPTO.
    • Congress will make it artificially more difficult to invalidate a patent, thus making the problem worse.


    Any of the above except the last item would be an improvement. Of course, the last item seems the most likely, but it would really just delay the necessary and inevitable patent reform.

    Business right now relies on patents like an addict relies on his chosen drug. Withdrawal will be painful and reform will be difficult, but it will ultimately make the nation much healthier and more productive.
  53. Re:Isn't that how DNS WORKS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    Are you retarted? or is there something that I'm missing?

    Both actually...

    Why do people insist on putting spaces in hyperlinks?

    I see this question too often. So pay attention children, cause I don't want to repeat this 9000 more times.

    Slashdot inserts random spaces intentionally to prevent the "wwwwwwwide" exploit on their system, and the parent didn't post an actual hyperlink so much as an IRL. A hyperlink would look like this:

    <A HREF="http://whatever.com">link</A>

    And it would show up like this: link

    But most people don't bother to do that when they cut and paste IRL's into their text, and Slashdot has to insert the spaces or else you get a hideous side-scrolling effect that messes up the format of the page.

    Now you know.

  54. Re:Over and Over and Over by RTPMatt · · Score: 2, Informative

    didja check out the rest of their patents? ya, sounds like these guys are gonna be a ton-o-fun

  55. Re:Over and Over and Over by rishistar · · Score: 2, Informative

    The thing is that _even_ if you did get around patenting that stuff, you would not really stand a chance because just about everyone else will go ahead and use it. What are you going to do? Sue half the population of America for using 7?

    No - a la Compuserve and GIFs you would identify and sue/threaten to sue a big customer or facilitator of the patent infringement. Compuserve (owners of the compression algorithm in GIF files) ended up with a deal with graphics program manafacturers and BT (supposed inventors of the hyperlink) were going after an ISP rather than each individual author of a web image/page.

    But in the case of the number 7 they'd have to count on 7 really being a lucky number.

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  56. Re:Over and Over and Over by Ethropod · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone know if there is a patent on "unwanted email advertisements" ? I could make a killing of off that!

  57. Send him a notice. I did. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Date: Mon, 29 Mar 2004 22:19:46 -0800
    From: Chris Cappuccio
    To: steven@ideaflood.com
    Subject: Subdomain Hosting
    User-Agent: Mutt/1.5.6i

    Hi Steve,

    I am directly responsible for registering, hosting, and maintaining thousands of subdomains and other second level domains for educational, commercial, and government entities throughout the North American continent.

    These include locality domains like sunriver.or.us, and other sub domains from my own top level domains.

    I would like to enter a reasonable licensing scheme whereby I pay you exactly $0 for an unlimited license to use subdomains according to your idea.

    If you do not agree to these terms, please initiate a lawsuit against me to assert your patent rights (or you will lose them!)

    You may reach me at:

    Chris Cappuccio
    Network Media
    130 NW Greenwood Ave.
    Bend, OR 97701

    Thank you for your time,

    -c

  58. Re:Over and Over and Over by thgreatoz · · Score: 2, Informative

    You mean this guy?

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  59. Your Invoice is due!!! Pay now!!!!! by aauu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Attn: Accounts Payable

    Your payment of $100,000 annual fee to use my patented (pending) method of remote modulation of colored phosphors or any other means of displaying colored pixels to convey information is DUE NOW. Failure to pay will result in all monitors only displaying grey scale when browsing your web site or displaying any banner ads or or other content linked to your site.

    You will need to remit to Xerox your fee for black and white, and to IBM your fee for green and black.

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  60. 5 things that would fix the USPTO by jonwil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1.chage it away from the current system where there is an incentive to pass patents (even crappy ones) quickly since that makes more $ for the PTO

    2.hire experts in all the fields and make sure that every patent has been looked at by at least 2 experts in the field that it applies to (with all the out-of-work-techies, finding experts to examine computer & tech related patents should be easy enough)

    3.implement a special "patent court" which is where patent lawsuits get heard. Implement a looser-pays system for this court (with the lawyers not allowed to charge anyone until the lawsuit has been resolved and with the looser paying the winners court costs). This would make it easier for the "little guy being trampled on by a frivioluous patent" to fight it instead of just giving in and settling.

    4.If a patent is rejected (either initally or later in the patent court), the patent holder has to pay $$$ to the PTO.

    and 5.Anyone should be able to go to the PTO and request that a patent be re-examined. If the prior art they are submitting is genuine and valid, the patent is declared invalid. If it isnt valid, the person requesting a re-evaluation must pay $$$ (this would discourage people making stupid requests). Again, if the patent is thrown out, the holder has to pay $$$ to the PTO.

    Also, make it easier to submit patents in the first place (cheaper etc) so that those with genuinely patentable things can get the patent easier (because of the big costs if its thrown out, this wont lead to more stupid patents being submitted)

    Also, change the rules about what can be patentable. In particular, remove any protection given to the patenting of a gene or a whole organisim.

    1. Re:5 things that would fix the USPTO by Bigman · · Score: 3, Insightful
      2 Points:
      • Your point (5) is really the most important. I think it should be possible to apply to have a patent revoked if you can submit the right evidence
      • Software patents are a ridiculous concept anyway; software is adequately covered by copyright. Patenting software makes as much sense as patenting the storyline in a book.
      I also feel that in order to maintain the spirit of the legislation, a patent holder should have to show that they have attempted to use the patent to exploit the invention - i.e. licenced it to someone to develop, sought funding, sold a product using the invention. Patent squatting should not be a valid business model. Intellectual property should not be a commodity; that was never the intention of those that instantiated the patent and copyright laws.

      Just my UKP0.02 worth!
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  61. Patent Link by pclinger · · Score: 2, Informative
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  62. It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by crucini · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They aren't moronic. They do their job pretty well, within the rules. It's not their fault that slashdotters don't understand the rules and don't bother reading patents before attacking them. The patent appears to be 6,687,746.

    It's a hard patent to read, but the key claim is the use of a DNS wildcard entry to handle user's subdomains. The applicants claim that as of August 1999 everyone was entering separate DNS records for each subdomain.

    Can you find prior art? A published description of using a single DNS wildcard for user's subdomains prior to 8/99?

    If so, great. You can kill this patent. But how should the examiners have been aware of this? Look at the large number of references the examiners plowed through - where do you expect them to draw the line?

    Most of the "glaring mistakes" that slashdotters attribute to the PTO are simply myths. Lazy people who couldn't take the time to read a dense, techno-legal document made up alarmist stories based on the patent title or a few words that caught their eye. And you're lapping it up, like a right-winger inhaling his Rush Limbaugh horror stories or a left-winger gobbling up his Al Franken product.

    1. Re:It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:It's the Two Minutes Patent Hate, Again by crucini · · Score: 3, Informative

      They aren't claiming wildcards in general, nor even wildcards in DNS. They're claiming DNS wildcards used to host multiple user's domains on one virtual IP address.

  63. Patents on facts by jeti · · Score: 2, Informative

    If I'm not mistaken, its pretty darned hard to patent facts - the only exception I know of is the patenting of genome sequences.

    But you can have the copyright on databases - collections of facts.

    I think it's true for the EU and that the US also recently introduced it.

    1. Re:Patents on facts by Urkki · · Score: 2, Informative

      Copyright and patent are two completely different beasts. You don't apply for copyright, it's implicit. You have to specifically state that something you own copyright of is public domain, if you want to give up your copyright.

      Also, the facts aren't copyrighted, it's the collection of facts, that particular representation of them. You could write down the same facts yourself and create identical database if you wanted to (of course in that case you'd better be prepared to prove it was not a copy even though it is identical...).

  64. Two Misconceptions Down by crucini · · Score: 4, Insightful
    When the whole world has adopted the system, and when they cannot prove with absolute certainty that they were the first to come up with the idea, their idea will be thrown out.

    Wrong on both counts. That fact that there are many infringers does not impair the validity of a patent. In fact, in one respect it strengthens the validity - nobody can claim that the patent has no practical utility, which is one possible challenge to a patent.

    Once a patent has been issued, it is presumed valid. In other words, the patent holder is not required to "prove with absolute certainty" that he invented his invention - rather the burden is on infringers to show that someone else invented the invention, or find another means of invalidating the patent.
  65. Re:Over and Over and Over by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you look at things seriously the US patent system has had problems since at least the days of Marconi and Edison. It's been used by many to try to stop their competition by fair means or foul, and is no longer a means to encourage innovatation - the entry level is way too high, and the rules are way too lax ("Method for exercising a cat" anyone?)

    The patent system works to a better degree in many other countries - in the USA it is diminishing to the role of a legal trick to play on your competition.

    Some time back a company patented a projection system based on the principles of a Victorian age stage magic trick - then said they were going to sue David Copperfield. There's too many people out there looking for a way to screw money out of people who did things before instead of selling a new product. The big problem is that a hugely financially successful US legal industry is not going to be able to give the country enough money to buy the innovative products from overseas, so taking these things too far is most definately sociopathic.

    A big export of the USA of the day is innovation - the actual parts are made elsewhere. If you kill off the innovation you are left with a film industry that doesn't pay tax and does as much overseas as possible, subsidised agriculture, a dying manufacturing industry, military manufacturers that depend on taxes and not much else.

  66. Finding transposition by crucini · · Score: 2, Informative

    If this method is truly novel, it could be patentable. It wouldn't be a patent on "9, and any number divisible by 9" but rather a Method for Detecting Transposition Errors in Arithmetic.

    Of course slashdot would say that you had patented arithmetic, period.

  67. Re:Over and Over and Over by cgenman · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unfortunately, many patents issued these days fail the "high school kid" test. I'm sure they know exactly where they are going when they type in markhammil.geocities.com. While in theory a patent should be non-obvious... Can you say, 1-click shopping?

    The site you reference is out of date, as methods of doing business have been declared patentable, as have mathematical formulas and many medical treatments. Again, 1-click shopping springs to mind. The Patent office has declared that it will accept patents on integer numbers. Apparently floating point numbers are not precise enough for the protection of the law. And while I can't think of a patent on a new revolutionary way to do CPR, there is a thriving industry on patenting drugs and devices for medical purposes.

    Furthermore, as friends in law school have told me an this site repeats, only about 1% of patents are ever litigated, and as such only about a thousand patents per year are thrown out. That's out of 20,000 or so that are filed. Which means that the average patent has a 99.5% chance of holding as true.

    Remember, Bezos' Bozo* one-click patent held up in court.

    *I'm sure he's never heard that one before. Well, consider it a form of punishment Mr. We-must-have-business-process-patents.

  68. Expertise of examiners by crucini · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, examiners work in pretty narrow areas. Check out other patents allowed by the same examiner. They're mostly computer/internet patents.

    And it's not a patent on subdomains. Given that rather basic misunderstanding, isn't it possible that the guy who examines patents all day is right, and the slashdot crowd is wrong?

  69. Re:Over and Over and Over by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Excellent point.

    The solution then, is to sue the crap out of USPTO. No, I don't mean just overturn the patent. That's a lose-lose. You pay money to undo the idiocy. I mean to go to court and say "The USPTO's negligence cost me money. I want reparation, and I want punitive damages."

    Hell, given the scope of patents, it's begging for a class action. And I think we may have found a contender.

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  70. Looks like porn to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Somebody tell me if I'm hallucinating. Go to the site in the story, and change the URL from apps.asp to lameapps.asp. Guess what is on their 404 page: an ad for porn passwords!

    If you have mod points please mod this up so it will be seen.

  71. Re:Over and Over and Over by ReaperOfSouls · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why then is the patent office so moronic when it comes to patenting ideas that are general knowledge?

    Actually I don't even think it is an issue of things that are general knowlage. The issue is this is how the system was designed. More and more patents are coming out, patenting use of a facility as it was designed. Its kind of like if I created a car, heck even pantented it, then some one comes along a patents the process of putting fuel in the car. Other classic examples are patents on hypertext, use of static frames, etc.

    Pretty much who ever thought it was a good idea to patent business processes, (which is what creating subdomains really is) should be shot for treason.

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  72. Re:Over and Over and Over by danheskett · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can't sue the government generally, or it's agents, unless Congress gives you permission.

  73. Isn't it a little early for April Fool's jokes? by CjKing2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Come on, how ignorant must the USPTO be to allow something like this to get through? Subdomains, hyperlinks, and frames have been used long before the patents for them were ever drafted. Some companies, like ideaflood, probably didn't even exist when domains (and therefore subdomains) were created; RFC 882 was created in 1983 and obsoleted in 1987. I know that the USPTO can't have an expert investigation into every patent that is filed, but the situation is still unacceptable. The government needs to crack down on companies whose sole purpose is to file patents on commonly-used proceses and who make the majority of their profits off of lawsuits, as these companies only destroy the progression of our society and don't contribute in producing goods or services.
    I also notice that nowhere in the article is there a www. in front of the websites. Does this mean that someone could interpret www as a subdomain and they're afraid of being sued?

  74. Re:Over and Over and Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Ah, but you miss an important point - USPTO grants patents because its also a source of income (and a pretty good one at that). Its not their duty to make sure that its upheld - if its not, its _your_ problem - as an applicant.

    Ah, well, there's a simple solution to that then. Change the rules so that they receive the income whether or not they approve the patent. The fees paid to them (and government budget allotted to them) should be based on how many patents they review, not how many they grant.

  75. IP - the new battleground. by BenBenBen · · Score: 2, Informative
    The same company (IdeaFlood) has on its press release page a release dated November last year in which they detail their claim to pop-ups spawned "onexit". The patent they refer to was issued 2002, and filed 1998, by some joker who then assigned it to these modern-day racketeers.

    Am I the only person who was on the internet pre-1998? Every day I see a patent relating to things that were plaguing us in 1995, and a company that honestly believes they can claim "2% of... the $9.5bn income this method generates".

    Puhh-lease.
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  76. Re:Over and Over and Over by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 4, Informative
    You can't sue the government generally, or it's agents, unless Congress gives you permission.

    (IANAL but...) I'm not sure where this comes from. It's quite easy to sue various forms of government and government agents, such as the police (false arrest, rights violations), prosecutors (prosecutorial misconduct), Congress , and various federal agencies.

  77. My Patent Application by garethwi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm patenting the use of the letter 't' in url's. I'll get paid at least once for ftp:// urls, and at least twice for http://.

    I won't collect on news://, but hey, I'm not greedy.

  78. Not subdomains... CGI redirector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    Please read the patent

    The patent is primarily for what has been used in CGI redirectors to simulate subdomains (not just user subdomains, but any subdomain). This is fairly common in some virtual servers.

    They are not patenting subdomains per se; they are simulating subdomains using domain subdirectories!

    Here's how a typical implementation works:

    1. Point a default subdomain (*.domain.tld) to a site;
    2. Point the site index to a CGI script;
    3. When someone requests anydomain.domain.tld the default site is called, and the CGI run;
    4. The CGI goes through the database of <subdomain, subdirectory...>, and when it finds a match returns a server redirect to the corresponding domain subdirectory.

    It sounds fairly trivial to me, but obviously didn't to the PTO. It seems pretty obvious this is close, if not the same, as what a web server does for supporting virtual domains on a same shared IP. Has anybody any other prior art on redirecting by code a *.domain.tld?

  79. Re:Over and Over and Over by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Informative

    IANAL but, its the federal government which you can not sue without permission. Its not quite easy, but the government does quite often extend this permission.

    When is the last time you heard of an inmate suing for false imprisonment and getting a dime?

  80. Re:Over and Over and Over by ThosLives · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Hrm. Perhaps the USPTO has changed the way it does prior art searches. I think it's crap that they only consider other patents as prior art. If I recall with accuraccy, there is a somewhat "famous" case in which a patent for a waterbed was not granted because such a product was described in a Henlein novel many years before the patent filing; the idea was in the public domain. That prior art was most definitely not a patent, but it was still used to debunk the claim.

    If the current examiners aren't using other things besides other patents, then we as voters should do something about it - and by "something" I mean something more than just complaining about it.

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  81. You can't sue the gov't unless it lets you by kuma_act · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, this is a true statement. The doctrine of sovereign immunity protects the government from being sued unless it allows the suit. This is a pretty complex subject, so I'll try to make this as "user-friendly" as I can. The Federal Government and the governments of the individual states are protected from suit unless they allow it. In order to allow the suit, the legislative body (Congress, state assembly, etc.) has to pass a law allowing the suit. Most states and the Federal Government have passed statutes that allow you to sue them under specified circumstances, i.e., for specified types of claims (civil rights violations, tort claims, breach of contract claims), but only if you comply with strict notice requirements. If you don't comply with the requirements of the statute, your case gets thrown out because of sovereign immunity. So I guess the answer really is "You can sue the government, but only if they let you."

    1. Re:You can't sue the gov't unless it lets you by abreauj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I guess this illustrates how far we've fallen. I seem to recall, from reading Alexis de Tocqueville's "Democracy in America" (published in 1835) long ago in college, that citizens could sue public officials freely, and that this was considered one of the fundamental checks on abuse of governmental power that characterized American democracy.

    2. Re:You can't sue the gov't unless it lets you by Royster · · Score: 2, Informative

      You *can* sue a government to enforce rights granted to you by statute. If an official is responsible for implementing a statute and their policies do not properly implement the intent of a statute, you certainly always have standing to sue to enforce performance or to challange an adverse ruling. But only if you follow all administrative review and appeal procedures before filing your suit.

      But that does not extend to having standing to sue the USPTO under some kind of tort theory.

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  82. plenty of other prior art is used by the PTO by ProfBooty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The patent office uses a lot of other prior art sources than just the published patent and application database.

    They use IEEE journals, derwent database, the EPO and JPO databases, the internet, various private databases, usenet, trade journals, a good sized libary or old manuals just to name a few. They have a whole staff dedicated to non patent literature searches and resources.

    Look at a published patent and most of the time, you will see non patent literature cited as prior art of record.

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    1. Re:plenty of other prior art is used by the PTO by cellocgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The patent office uses a lot of other prior art sources than just the published patent and application database.

      They use IEEE journals, derwent database, the EPO and JPO databases, the internet, various private databases, usenet, trade journals, a good sized libary or old manuals just to name a few. They have a whole staff dedicated to non patent literature searches and resources.

      Unfortunately this doesn't stop them from issuing patents for anything and everything. I once sat in on a patent-planning-meeting at work. I suggested that several proposed patents were clearly well-known techniques in different collections or settings. The patent lawyer said flat out that it looked that way logically, but that there was little doubt the new patents would get issued. So the patent office is dumb and wimpy, and corporations patent everything that moves. Dumb system.

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  83. Re:Over and Over and Over by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Informative
    Ah, but you miss an important point - USPTO grants patents because its also a source of income (and a pretty good one at that).

    Actually you still pay the fees even if the application is rejected. But the USPTO has tended to allow everything because rejected applicants are allowed to sue them while the victims of maliciously invalid patents are not.

    The way to rectify this is to start suing malicious applicants for perjury.

    The particular patent in question is not simply for subdomains, it is for mapping subdomains onto email addresses so that alice@example.com has web site alice.example.com.

    This is an old, old convention that was widely used long before 1998. the patent was filled in 1999, under the idiotic rules the 'inventor' is allowed to effectively claim to have invented it a year earlier. But even so, there is plenty of prior art.

    One of the many reforms that is urgently needed at the USPTO is to make the filing date the date for prior art. At the moment a malicious applicant can go to a meeting, listen to a good idea, and file an application claiming to have invented it a year earlier. This goes on all the time.

    Another overdue reform is publishing all applications for a challenge period of a year before they are issued and requiring the examiners to consider all prior art objections raised. At the moment the USPTO has deliberately tried to prevent the publication of applications being used as a challenge period, the examiners are not allowed to see arguments about prior art.

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  84. Signs that the apocalypse is upon us :) by Stomple · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When companies like Ideaflood are formed that can be described as "Intellectual Property holding companies". Is it me or does that just sound wrong?

    1. Re:Signs that the apocalypse is upon us :) by nuggetboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yah, like "our sole purpose is to own stuff and sue the p00p out of anyone who thinks otherwise"

  85. jail time by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Squatting on stupid obvious patents is the same as squattng on stupid obvious domain names isnt it? This and the business plan of trading patents/ip for profit wasnt the intention of the patent system surely? so why hasnt this been fixed years ago? The patent system was supposed to give an incentive to innovate (which is debatable on its own) instead patents are just a commodety! Whats next? companies will start buying and selling jail time - you got jail? sell it to a company who will pay someone else _less_ money to take the sentence for you!

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  86. Re:Over and Over and Over by schon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    although I can keep track of whether or not I'm copying from anyone, I can't keep track of all the possibilities of all the patents I may someday be accused of violating.

    This is the single biggest proof that the patent system is broken.

    Most people (here) know that the only reason that patents exist is to "promote progress in science and the useful arts." - So let's see how this is doing:

    If you're a technology 'creator' (programmer, engineer, whatever) ask any patent lawyer, and he'll tell you not to go looking up patents, because it can get you into trouble.

    So, if looking up patents can get you into trouble, how the hell is this promoting progress?!?!?!

    The patent system is broken, plain and simple.

  87. I Patent... by Supergoad · · Score: 2, Funny

    I patent procreating. Now please send a SASE with $200(For your licsense, of course), to ...

    Maybe if I send Ev1Servers a threatning letter, they will buy a few....

    hmmm....

  88. Maybe the whole system is just broken? Maybe OT? by macraig · · Score: 2, Informative
    Okay, maybe not so much "broken" as just not "scaleable" from yesteryear to today, but still! Did anyone catch the final paragraph and especially this sentence?

    "He patented the idea - and retired."

    This is exactly the sort of (ab-)use of the patent system that needs to be highlighted: people that use the system to innovate once in their life and then retire on the licensing fees they collect from the patent. Nature and the Real World don't function this way at all... there is no free lunch and everyone should be encouraged to engage in a process of CONTINUOUS innovation. In such an environment the threat of copy-catters is insignificant because continued improvements - change - create a continuous process of obsolescence. IBM, Intel, and some other technology companies have learned this lesson quite well, and even abuse it to bankrupt some competitors by creating various "standards" and then abandoning them after the competition has become heavily vested in them.

    Now we have "intellectual property holding companies" like Ideaflood, who don't actually produce any tangible product at all and often don't even originate or innovate anything, but instead merely traffic in IP and patents, buying "low" and selling "high" to the highest bidders as if it were nothing more than a stock market commodity.

    In what twisted alternate-reality Earth is this supposed to be conducive to competition, innovation, and incremental evolution? I'd thought the patent system was originally intended to protect the little-guy garage inventor from being raped; perhaps that was never the reality in the first place and it just wasn't obvious until now, but it's creating an environment of corrupt and dishonest tactics that is especially injurious to the Little Guy, who is now being horse-whipped by the system, e.g. freelance or Mom-and-Pop programmers and developers. It's not good for business, definitely not good for consumers, and bad for overall productivity; the only people who seem to benefit from this system now are IP and patent lawyers and their deep-pocketed ligitious clients.