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Auto-Censoring DVD Player

Gogl writes "Those clever folks at RCA have apparently designed a DVD player that automatically scans movies and censors them to make them kosher, as it were. That means none of the naughty bits and none of those bad words either. It will be sold by Walmart for the price of $79, and what with the recent Janet Jackson 'wardrobe malfunction' this product will likely be lauded by the FCC and moralists everywhere, though Hollywood is already complaining."

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  1. I want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I want b00bies!

    Damn those dumb people, why are they taking the b00bies away from me???

    What, are these corporations my MOTHER or something now??

    1. Re:I want by DikSeaCup · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yeah, now there's a DVD player option that the people want ...

      A DVD player that shows all the characters without clothes.

    2. Re:I want by Servo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Uh, they aren't taking boobies away from you. It only gives that option to those who want to see the movie, but don't care for the "naughty bits".

      I have to applaud RCA for providing this product. It will make everyone happy, if they would shut up and think for a minute..

      1) RCA makes money on an innovative product
      2) Producers make money selling more DVD's to people who would otherwise find their content objectionable.
      3) Consumers get to enjoy more movies.

      Uh hello, this is a win-win for everybody!

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    3. Re:I want by eXtro · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm all for this product even though I'll never use it. I don't think that it will be quite as uncontraversial as you think however. The content producers will decry people modifying their works. I don't agree with it but I've seen it before when community generated lists of cuts to bowdlerize commercial works. They didn't distribute movies, they distributed instructions (to I believe a software player) that would result in a prudish version of a movie that would only work if you had your hands on the actual DVD.

      So in this case playing the DVD wasn't illegal but the content producers complained that playing an altered version of the DVD was.

    4. Re:I want by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      1) RCA makes money...
      2) Producers make money...
      3) Consumers get to enjoy more movies.
      Uh hello, this is a win-win for everybody!

      Except the creators of the movie, who find their work has been bowdlerised without their permission. The creators (the producer at least) usually have the option of pulling a movie from a market rather than cutting it. As a last resort, if the studio overrides them, the director can pull their name from the credits to show that they disapprove of this. Creators have moral rights on their works.

      Wikipedia:
      Alan Smithee is a pseudonym used by the director of a movie if he wants to disown it. A director cannot do so on his own, however, he has to get permission to do so from the Directors Guild of America, which has a number of rules for it, the most important being that it is only used when someone else (for example the editor or the studio) has changed the movie to something different than what the director intended.

    5. Re:I want by R.Caley · · Score: 5, Funny
      Except the creators of the movie, who find their work has been bowdlerised without their permission.

      They must be really pissed off when I skip the boring bits then.

      Not to mention all those bastards who blink during viewing!

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    6. Re:I want by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Insightful

      4) Parents can shift even more of their responsibility towards an inanimate object.

      So the list of entities responsible for bringing up a child and therefore liable when he gets fat, anti social and/or psychopathic now includes:

      McDonalds
      The police
      School teachers
      DVD Players

      Not exactly what I call win-win.

      All little boys want to see boobies. It's the duty of a parent to talk about this with their child, explaining that it's natural to like looking at naked flesh but that it's not the answer to everything. What's not their duty is to flip a switch on a DVD player and then sue the company when, 10 years later, poor Johnny gets confused on prom night because he is greeted with big pink round things instead of black squares that he's grown up on. My entire generation loaned eachother uncensored VHS tapes because of our childish curiosity, and my god didn't we all turn out badly? We're all going round raping girls because of that smut we watched as 10 year olds and swearing like sailors in restaurants, quick somone sue Francis Ford Coppola! This whole thing smacks of finding a problem for a solution.

      Also, can someone name me a film that has 'filthy nudity and swear words' that kids would even be able to understand let alone enjoy if this was censored out?

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    7. Re:I want by ThatsLoseNotLoose · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's a ridiculous fucking statement.

      I go see a movie with my wife. She covers her eyes during the disgusting/scary parts and tells me to tell her when it's safe to look. How is that any different? By your line of reasoning, I should tell her to "try getting that tree branch out of your ass" and make her open her eyes. The only recourse she should have (according to you) is to leave the theater.

      This is a machine I can CHOOSE to buy and I'm telling RCA to fast forward over content that I say I don't want to see. Are you telling me I shouldn't have that right?

    8. Re:I want by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      They must be really pissed off when I skip the boring bits then. Not to mention all those bastards who blink during viewing!

      You're missing the point, you can edit or watch your copy of a movie however you like. When you distribute that version to others, even as a "patch" to the original, you cross over a line. The director's name is still on it, but it isn't what he signed off on. If these players are sold widely (they are in Walmart after all) they could even become the way most people saw the movie; as some strait-laced group of censors determined.

    9. Re:I want by DoBe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right this player gives you the option of seeing the movie how you wish. You still purchase the copy of the movie how the director intended. Now it is your to do with as you wish.

    10. Re:I want by Tassach · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Creators have moral rights on their works.
      That is a specious argument: define "moral" in objective rather than subjective terms.

      What is relevant is that copyright law gives the copyright owner the right to control the production and distribution of derivitive works. Making a "no-naughty-bits" derivitive of a movie for your own use probably falls under fair use. However, as with the MP-3 debate, there's a very ill-defined border between legal fair use and illegal copyright infringement.

      Directors and other artists working on a movie are usually hired by a studio or production company to make the movie. In legal terms, this makes the movie a work for hire -- copyright and creative control belong to the people who paid for it, unless they contractually gave those rights to someone else.

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    11. Re:I want by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Good god people, this isn't censorship. No one is pointing a gun to your head telling you to buy the thing. This is a simple techonological solution to something some people think is a problem. Censorship is when the government tells you, you can't print or say something. If you don't like the product don't buy it.

      For the record, I don't intend to buy it because movies that it would be used on I don't let my kids watch. I really don't see a need for it but some people do. If RCA can makes some money off these people the more power to them. RCA gets cash for a product people want, and these people get a product they want.

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    12. Re:I want by jayayeem · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Censorship is bad. It always has been and always will be. But censorship is imposed by an outsider. This is a choice made by the viewer, to view this movie on this device, as opposed to a conventional DVD player. Similar to the made by the listener to listen to music on an IPOD, as opposed to on the CD, as the people making the music intended.

      If you support fair use (as your sig indicates that you do), why do you condemn people viewing the movie as they wish do view it?

      Do you violate the creator's vision by listening to tracks on a CD out of the sequence intended by the creator? What if the whole Album is intended as one creative unit, such as The Who's Tommy, or Pink Floyd's The Wall?

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    13. Re:I want by Servo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If parents don't want their children to watch something, or find it offensive to watch themselves, why should they be not allowed to raise their kids the way they see fit?

      I don't understand why individuals are getting bent out of shape because other people want to live their life a particular way. I don't agree with a lot of things that other parents do but you know what? They are not my kids. I don't have any more right to say what your kids can and can't do than you do mine.

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    14. Re:I want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
      And all this player is is a way for me to do that (assuming I was one of those insane Americans who was completely freaked out by the sight of a nipple a few weeks ago).


      Relatively few people were freaked out about it. The loudest voices were those of the opportunistic politicians who were looking for some political hay to make it look like they were doing something useful ...and by crying "foul", they then find ways to spend federal tax dollars to "fix" what isn't broke.

      I like the idea of the censor chips because then broadcasters will be free of the censors (since that function will be rightly in the hands of the viewers) and will be free to include nudity and even sex on prime time TV without fear of government reprisal.

    15. Re:I want by hog2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Killfiles.
      Pop-up blockers.
      Auto-editing DVD players.
      Commerical-skip button on TiVo.

      Seems to me all 4 of these do basically the same thing, pre-edit something so the user doesn't have to see something they know they won't want to.

      If you object to this Auto-Censoring DVD player, then shouldn't you also object to the other 3 things above? The user is bowderlising the content someone else provided, without their permission.

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    16. Re:I want by R.Caley · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I like the idea of the censor chips because then broadcasters will be free of the censors

      Actually, I think a better idea woul be a law that every programme break on every channel must include a 20 second shot chosen at random from a library of films of naked people perfoming every common bodily function from eating to picking their nose to masturbating to having a shit to ... taken from every angle and from every distance from 2 inches to 10 feet. Then everyone will have the choice of either getting rid of their TV or learning to cope with the human body. The resulting appolplexy among those who can't cope will do wonders to improve the species. Of course it will destroy the only profitable segment of the online economy.

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    17. Re:I want by Tassach · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I did not say that morality does not exist -- I said that morals are based on subjective values, not objective facts.

      Moral arguments are, by definition, based on an appeal to authority, tradition, and/or emotion. These are all classical logical fallacies. Contrast this to ethical arguments, which are built on sound logical reasoning and as such are objective and provably correct (or provably false).

      As an example, consider the following: Is the act of consentual sex between unmarried adults, in and of itself, immoral? Depends on who you ask -- religious fundamentalists would say definately yes (citing scripture as their authority), most other people would say definately not. Is it unethical? I would argue no, on the basis that does no objective (IE mesurable) physical or mental harm to the participating individuals.

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    18. Re:I want by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Aaah... finally, the voice of reason. Some other suggestion:

      - Political candidates appearing in paid campaign ads have to be naked. Hey, if these guys want to work for me, I want to know as much about them as possible. Do we know for a fact that Al Gore's really human?

      - Make a DVD player that adds naughty bits to dull "family" fare. It would insert the word "fucking" before randomly selected nouns, and intercut short clips of hardcore porn with the original program.

    19. Re:I want by hesiod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > But ads are part of a package, not a "work" in the artistic sense.

      If I buy the original Mona Lisa, very much a "'work ' in the artistic sense," I have every right to shred it. Or, to make it more clearly related to the topic, what if I think she's smiling and, since smiling is (obviously) the devil's work, I wanted to use a marker to cover up the corners of her mouth?

      Do I have the right to do that, since it is not what the original artist wanted?

      I might get screamed at by millions of people, but I could do it (if I had the money & desire).

      If you argue this is invalid because the painter is dead and we can't tell if he would hate me for it, imagine that it is a COPY (just as a DVD is a COPY -- the original is data on Hard Drives or on film, the original was not in DVD form) of the Mona Lisa that I "improve" (IMRZO). I can buy a copy of the Mona Lisa for a few bucks, but if I change it no one cares. It's damned close to the original, except possibly for the missing brushstroke details, but live-action-to-film loses detail as well.

      Just because you claim that "moral rights" means that the creator(s) can restrict what you do with their stuff, it is not necessarily legally (or morally) true. Actually, I think morality has absolutely nothing to do with this. It's a made-up term so that creators can feel like they have more control that they do not have. In some ways, it is valid, but just because you can remotely construe something to fall under it, it does not mean it SHOULD.

    20. Re:I want by Idjit+Savant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that Clearplay has violated the movie owner's derivative rights by making a script (cues for blocking video or sound at specific times) based on the owner's movie.

      What then makes it worse is that they sell/distribute the derivative work into a market that the owner has not yet chosen to go--sin enough to negate the fair use argument, I'm pretty sure (IANALY).

      If you can't distribute a CD full of Duke Nukem maps or a Seinfeld Trivia game because they are (compliations of) derivative works, I don't know how you can distribute cue scripts that are themselves derivative works.

      They'd probably do better figuring out how to overwrite specific spots on the DVD with neutered content, reselling the DVDs, claiming they weren't doing anything original, and staying out of the 9th circuit (which already has unfavorable precedent on pasting-up transformations of content).

      Here's an idea: if there's really a teeming market for sanitized, family-friendly content, why aren't companies producing original, family friendly movies? I mean, get real: the argument for sanitized content goes something like: (1) my neighbor makes cool stuff, but I wish it didn't use words like "heck" and "dang"; (2) because it's a free country, I can just take it and change it without her permission; (3) I can sell those changes to everyone who thinks like me. Get bent!

      .. but what good is all the violence in the world unless it is tempered with limitless sex? Bring on the limitless sex... ! --GWAR

    21. Re:I want by R.Caley · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This has nothing to do with the human body and more to do with what parents want their kids to see at what age.

      In this case it was about what btis of the human body people want to pretend don't exist.

      All kids are different.

      Well, yes some are more screwed up by their parents than others. (Insert Philip Larkin poem here).

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  2. Derivative works by stinkenstein · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think this is an unauthorized making of a derivative work, and as such should be actionable under the DMCA. As a matter of fact, distribution of this player should be as well.

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    1. Re:Derivative works by Kris+Thalamus · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have a point. The Directors guild of America has a problem with third parties cashing in on edited versions of their films. They're still engaged in legal action against ClearPlay over this matter.

      Editing a film is a way of creating a derivative work. It's an essential part of the art of movie making. Often, directors would rather not be pressured to make multiple versions of their film that cater to peoples varying conception of objectionable material.

    2. Re:Derivative works by bschmitt · · Score: 2, Informative


      This would not be a derivative work as it is not saved.
      It is merely "skipped", much like if you had pressed Fast-Forward at the appropriate times.

      I think it is a great idea. Many people are taking this to the extreme. It of course is not meant for some movies. However many films have one-two scenes in it that a person may feel they do not want to see or language that they are not wanting to be subject to, this allows them to watch those films.

  3. Damn it! by Doomrat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stupid thing... it's censoring all of my cookery instruction DVDs. It's blocked out an apple and banana, both of the melons, and a saveloy.

    1. Re:Damn it! by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh, on that note you could probably kill the thing with the last scene of the first Austin Powers movie.

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  4. but would it catch.. by ThePretender · · Score: 2, Insightful

    to start the trend early.. if you were watching a DVD of that awful performance (and wardrobe malfunction) of Janet Jackson would it have captured and censored it? Probably not.

    1. Re:but would it catch.. by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Informative

      As it uses a database of known "naughty parts" then it is useless against anything it does not know about. If however the JJ "incident" actually made it to commercial DVD, and someone updated the database with that particular part, then yes it would catch it.

      The big question is how it will sell. If it sells really well then firstly I'll be surprised, and secondly frightened.

      I'd also love to get my hands on that database...

  5. As an American... by bcolflesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    I pray to almighty Jesus that all the gun-fighting and blood spray will be unaffected.

    1. Re:As an American... by Vancorps · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I continue to find this humerous how violence is more acceptable on TV than sex. Of course, someday in the near future I'm fairly certain both will be equally accepted as the old religious farts die off (The ones that control the content)

      Perhaps a new breed of people forcing their moral values on the entire country will emerge but hopefully they won't be the ones in control for long if at all.

      I never understood why parents couldn't shut the tv off, or better yet, use a vchip like device to stop kids from watching both violence and sex. Of course, these days the news contains a lot of both
    2. Re:As an American... by DrXym · · Score: 3, Insightful
      As a visitor to the US, I am flabbergasted by how crass the TV output is. Apparantly it's okay to show guns, violence and gore but swearwords and nudity are out. Even the crazy channels like TBN put out violence packed junk like the Omega Code.

      What kind of fucked up system is that?

    3. Re:As an American... by pinkUZI · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I, for one, am excited about this technology and what it will do for my family because I don't always have the time to sit and watch a dvd myself before watching it with my kids, so that I can shut off the "bad parts." I would happily pay for a service that I could trust to prescreen these for me. Which is what this is.

      As far as the "old religious farts" dieing off, I hate to dissapoint you, but I'm 22 years old.

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    4. Re:As an American... by platipusrc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wait, I'm confused...what's wrong with home schooling? It seems like it would be viewed as a good thing by many on this site. I'd like to keep my kids out of public or private schools (don't have any kids yet, though) because I don't want them to have to say "Under God" in their pledge of subservience or have to even be introduced to Creationism as if its something other than fodder for morons. In Georgia they considered banning the word evolution in textbooks in favor of "Change Over Time" (I think). I just don't want the pinko fascist Christians giving my kids a bad education! Besides, if my child goes to a public school, and things are similar to now when he would be of that age, he would be left behind anyway.

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    5. Re:As an American... by Mantorp · · Score: 2, Funny
      If you're only 22 what movies that your kids have any interest in seeing require pre-screening? Not much to protect them from in Wiggles and Barney videos. Sorry, forgot, those do include dinosaurs and since there's no mention of them in the bible they must have never existed.

      Quick cover their eyes!!!

    6. Re:As an American... by Vancorps · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Home schooling causes a very large number of social problems if not done properly. It is very important for a child to be around many children his or her own age. With that in mind it could be done properly although I've yet to see an implementation that has resulted in a stable child although certainly plenty of intelligent people have come from such environments. It really is going to depend on the personality of the child as to whether or not it would work.

      As for the "Under God" shit, your child would not forced to say it although he or she might be encouraged to since many others I'm sure would. Coming from a VT public school I'd say I had it pretty lucky, we didn't even do the pledge, we chose to spend the extra time socializing, playing Uno and other such activities.

      Might add, if you have a child, consider bring him or her up in an environment more suitable to your beliefs or at least more accepting of alternatives. My school had prayer sessions in the morning in one room where kids could go if they wanted, everyone else hung out in the cafeteria until it was time for school. Evolution was taught as fact and creationism was discussed only because there are people out there that believe it. Generally the two concepts can co-exist but people assume "god" created humans and not single celled organisms which later evolved.

      I think a school should be a place of dicussion, I would have no problem with my child being exposed to christianity or any other religion as long as they aren't made to believe its correct, it should be a dicussion about how religion is applied to culture and ultimately how it effects what we see on TV and such. Why was there ever a time on tv when you couldn't say "pregnant?" Nothing wrong with talking about how religions view sex and how atheists see it.

    7. Re:As an American... by argStyopa · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a visitor to Europe, I am flabbergasted by how crass the TV output is. Apparantly it's okay to show graphic sex acts but guns and violence are out. Even the crazy channels like RTL put out sex-packed junk like Wa(h)re Liebe.

      What kind of fucked up system is that?

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    8. Re:As an American... by pherris · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I pray to almighty Jesus that all the gun-fighting and blood spray will be unaffected.

      IFAIK Walmart is still selling "Vice City". Moral of the story: While saying "fuck" is bad it's ok to beat the shit out of a prostitute with a golf club.

      Welcome to Amerika. Please leave your common sense ideas at the border.

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    9. Re:As an American... by Bluesman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's right!

      Because obviously the DVD player comes with a copy of Vice City. You can't buy them separately.

      And it's ok to lump all Wal-Mart shoppers and the entire company into one group, because it delays hard reality hitting my narrow-minded ideology for just a little while longer.

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    10. Re:As an American... by Zach978 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I have a 4.58 yr old daughter

      Only on Slashdot...next think you'll know you'll have birthday cakes with scientific notation on them.

      Happy Sweet 1.6E1!!!
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    11. Re:As an American... by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 4, Funny

      I dunno about you, but I prefer to spend the day shooting and killing people WHILE making love and having sex!

      ;-)

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    12. Re:As an American... by wondafucka · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm glad that technology enables you to do to yours what you will.

      My folks let my litter watch R rated pretty much as soon as we could fit it in the beta (yeah we went with betamax first). They also took us to see racy movies like Rocky Horror in the theater when we were wee. I wound up coming up with a much stronger set of codes and morals than most of my friends. I don't really think that "indecency" affects the youngins as long as you prepare them for it.

      There are things that happen in movies that are descriptive of a despicable/vile act (but it's just a movie). Then there are things that happen in real life that are 1/10th as "vile" as what happens in the movie, but because they really happen, those have a higher chance of scarring/affecting someone. Sure, not everyone going through my same set of "starting conditions" would have come out the same, but they wouldn't have been doomed to a life of booze, knives, and semen-encrusted pants (whatever that means).

      I think that it's good that you soon will be able to buy a product that can babysit your children for you. We buy so many other things that make our lives easier, and what better way to celebrate the specialization of labor.

      I would like to be one of the guys payed to flag the naughty naughty bits.

      On a completely seperate note, I think that we are entering an era where databases such as these, will spring up, and it will be interesting to watch the market forces act with their darwinian might.

    13. Re:As an American... by thrash242 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Believe it or not, I actually would rather my (fictional, and will probably stay that way) children watch violence rather than gratuitous sex.

      To me, sex is something kids are more likely to engage in unwisely than violence. Violence, if done right, particularly in a good war movie, doesn't glorify itself, in my opinion. After and during watching Saving Private Ryan, particularly the first time, I thought how glad I was that I'd probably never have to do those things, while having an immense ammount of respect for those who did.

      I think that violence for the wrong reasons has worse effects than sex for the wrong reasons, but that's a different matter than watching it. I think kids watching violence, particularly if it's not glorified, are less likely the go attack someone than they are to have wanton sex after watching years of TV and movies obsessed with sex in all its glory.

      I'm sure many of you will disagree. Both have been with us since the first human and will until the last human. But if I had kids, I'd rather them watch too much violence than too much sex.

      And yes, I am American, so *THPTHHHHPT*.

      BTW, this opinion has nothing to do with religion, as I'm an atheist.

  6. Now... by Knight+Thrasher · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just KNOW there's going to be a hack out for it soon, that will enable to user to reverse the process and skip to just the naughty bits and swear words. =)

  7. Will this be like the web-censoring software that. by shoppa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Will this be like the web-censoring software that prohibits users from visiting the Scunthrope United soccer team website, or the Essex County College website?

  8. Control is Good by xetdog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you want to watch what you want? Or do you want Hollywood to have total control? This is especially good for children and watching otherwise great movie with a few objectionable scenes.

    1. Re:Control is Good by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But you have little or no control over this either. You're relying on the good and kind folks at ClearPlay to decide what parts you should not see and hear.
      Does their worldview = yours?

    2. Re:Control is Good by Golias · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have lots of control. I can choose to buy it, or not. Since I don't have kids and don't mind adult content in my movies, I choose not to buy it. If somebody else want auto-censored DVDs, RCA is answering their demand. Good for them. Everybody wins. Why are so many people getting their panties in a twist over this?

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  9. Can i get one that does the opposite? by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Filters out the boring crap and goes straight for the neekidness and cussing?

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  10. Heuristic? by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So now we have to depend on the processor in a $79 piece of asiaware to correctly detect and 'bleep' or otherwise censor dirty words? Please. This reminds me of the so-called "web censoring software" that looked for images with sufficient pixels in the color range of human flesh, and 'decided' that it was pr0n. It had a false positive rate = false negative rate.

    Here's a suggestion to all you Concerned Parents: Stop foisting the responsibility of raising your children onto other people. Watch TV with your kids. Know what they watch. Heck, buy them books instead.

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    1. Re:Heuristic? by SkunkPussy · · Score: 2, Informative

      "So now we have to depend on the processor in a $79 piece of asiaware to correctly detect and 'bleep' or otherwise censor dirty words? Please. This reminds me of the so-called "web censoring software" that looked for images with sufficient pixels in the color range of human flesh, and 'decided' that it was pr0n. It had a false positive rate = false negative rate."

      RTFA!!!! clearplay scan the films for you and I think it is downloaded to the dvd

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    2. Re:Heuristic? by mtrupe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What if parents still want to watch movies, but include the family? This could be a wonderful tool for parents.

      I don't understand what is wrong with this. If you don't like it, don't buy it- its as simple as that.

    3. Re:Heuristic? by mtrupe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True, true...
      But you might be surprised how many PG and PG-13 movies have language that many parents don't want their children to hear (again, very young children, I'm not a total prude!)

  11. great.. by patrick.whitlock · · Score: 3, Funny

    now all my porn's gonna be more broke up than eminem on cable..

  12. Why is this a Censorship story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is as much of a censorship story as me saying "Mozilla Thunderbird sucks as a newsreader because it lacks a good killfile".

    This is a device being sold on the market. Censorship is a word used in reference to a Government office and Government behavior. There is a difference. RCA cannot force you to use its player or punish you for not meeting its standards through capture or violence.

  13. Kosher? by verloren · · Score: 5, Funny

    "automatically scans movies and censors them to make them kosher"

    Time to throw out my copy of Babe: Pig in the City.

    Actually, it was time to do that years ago...

  14. Artistic? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A Hollywood consortium, including some of Tinseltown's top directors, has sued Clearplay and others, arguing that they are abusing the films' artistic integrity.

    Ah, yes. The artistic integrity of, say, the excessive violence in 48 hours? Or, perhaps, the gratiuitous nudity in American Pie.

    STFU, morons. 99.9% of Hollywood's tripe is about as artistic as my ass after a binge at Taco Bell.

    If people want to screen a movie they paid to see, that's their perogative. An excellent application for this is to effectively turn a "questionable for children" movie into something that you, as a parent, feel is sanitized enough to show your children.

    Wake me up if some idiot starts mandating this technology in ALL players. Until then, this is just an interesting technology that people can choose to use if they want. Yawn.

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    1. Re:Artistic? by Azureflare · · Score: 2, Funny
      Got any pics of your ass after a bin-

      ClearPlay has interrupted this broadcast to apologize for the previous broadcaster. The broadcaster of the previous broadcast has been sacked.

    2. Re:Artistic? by squaretorus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd agree with you but for one element. I let my son john watch "Inspector Gadget 4" on this equipment - to take out the 'questionable' parts which I assume to be a couple of instances of 'shit' being said by the baddy.

      Then little john goes off to school saying "Inspector Gadget 4 is great" to his chums. They tell their parents that 'johns dad let HIM watch it' - so they get the DVD out.

      Johns friends dad then phones ME up saying "... so you think its appropriate to watch inspector gadget fucking his arch-nemesis's girlfriend in the ass to 25 minutes do you??? ..."

      Come to think of it - the film DID seem pretty short and disjointed!

    3. Re:Artistic? by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      PRECISELY.

      Nice post.

      So many Hollywood movies are gratuitously sprinkled with unnecessary swear words or the obligatory topless chick shot, just to get the R (or at least PG-13) rating. There are LOTS of movies that older kids could watch that aren't mind-numbingly vapid like "Veggie Tales", but Hollywood insists that anything with a merely G or PG rating must be empty of content as well.

      Ironically, we're back to the pre-VCR days when we are desperately watching for movies we like to come on network television - then we know at least (some of) that is filtered out.

      I agree with the parent poster here. Taking the swearing and violence out of Pulp Fiction is artistic butchery, but to filter out the nudity in Whole Nine Yards or Short Cuts is hardly "abusing artistic integrity".

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    4. Re:Artistic? by ccady · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >> You don't have the right to go editing it [an artwork] to suit your own desires though and then resell the edited version for cash.

      You're wrong. I do have the right to purchase a physical book from you and black out the "bad" passages, and I do have the right to resell it for cash. Not a copy of it, mind you--you still have the copyright.

      I do have the right to my opinion that minutes 12.1 to 13.6 and 34.9 to 40.0 contain violence unsuitable for children under 18, and I do have the right to physically cut those minutes out of the tape I purchased from you and resell it for cash, just as I do have the right to sell you a $79 player which will automatically skip over those minutes.

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    5. Re:Artistic? by Marauder2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly, a few examples.

      Good Will Hunting would have been an excellent movie had every fifth word not been f this and f-ing that, and didn't have all the sexual jokes. The underlying story was excellent, but the surrounding presentation ruined it in my opinion.

      Schindler's List (which just came out on DVD) is a masterpiece, something that truly shows some of the horrors of the Holocost. It was a heart wrenching and touching film that can make anyone with a heart cry. Unfortunatly there is a scene of a "medical exam" which amounts to the Jewish prisoners being forced to jog in circles naked. Now obviously that is not sexual in context but I still would likely not want my children to see that. The film, even without it gives a sad taste of how horrible the slaughter that took place during the Holocost was and so I think it's a very important movie. "Out of the box" it's rated "R" but with only a little minor tweaking it can easily be a "PG-13", perhaps even PG but I think the subject matter is a little intense for that.

      Enemy at the Gates (while it had historical inaccuracies) was a fairly good movie beyond a drawn out sex scene that, while did not "show anything" still was obscene, in my mind it served no purpose other than a pubescent giggle. That could be easily have been removed without any impact to the movie at all.

      Saving Private Ryan, another great film by Spielberg, had quite a bit of language and some gruesome violence. The language could be milded down while still giving a painful account of war. That (the language) is the biggest reason why a good friend of mine has not seen the movie.

      I am not forcing my aversion to unnessecary sexual of profane content on others. If they want to watch "Good Will Hunting" in it's full obscenity then so be it, but just as they don't want me forcing my morality on them, I don't want them forcing their lack of it on me just to watch an otherwise good movie. Like others have said, it's about chose (which last I checked was a good thing). I want to be able to choose if I want to hear profanity, and watch sex in my movies or not. I'm not forcing anything on them, don't force anything on me.

  15. What's wrong with this? by Quixote · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Maybe I haven't had my morning coffee yet, but I don't see what's wrong with this? In fact, if anything, it is a good thing! Let the morally uptight^H^H^H^H^Hstanding get this player and censor their own movies to their hearts' content. The rest of us can then watch the movies in their entirety.

    I think it's a Good Thing(tm).

    The problem comes when someone else tries to impose his/her morals on ME. By censoring DVDs at source, that is what happens. This player, OTOH, brings censoring to the destination. Great idea.

  16. Where'd my movie go? by RobinH · · Score: 5, Funny

    I put a copy of Pulp Fiction into this thing, and all I got out were 13 seconds of credits! Where did my movie go???

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  17. An Absurdity by beforewisdom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A religious movie comes out where the producer makes up scenes that inspire bigotry and the movie is about two hours of nothing about a man being beaten to a pulp. CVS airs the superbowl, refuses to take a commercial asking people to vote for someone other then bush, but they gladly take pro bush commercials. No one complains.......hardly The majority of the 6 plus billion people on this planet have breasts and those who don't have seen them. A woman's nipple is exposed on television and the earth in the United States is shaken!

    1. Re:An Absurdity by LMacG · · Score: 2, Funny

      > The majority of the 6 plus billion people on this planet have breasts

      Nearly 100%, I'd wager.

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  18. What kind of idiot... by DrXym · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ... buys or rents a DVD and then buys a player to selectively cut parts out of it? If you are offended that much by a movie, why rent it in the first place? If you're scared a child might watch it, then why not use the parental lock that a lot of players come with?


    Besides, it will butcher movies, not replace the content with milder cuss words like on TV. If you have ever watched Malaysian TV you will know exactly what it will do. Entire chunks of film will simply disappear leaving an incoherent mess in its place. Imagine (trying) to watch something like Pulp Fiction through it for example.


    People who buy this are idiots and following on from its DIVX fiasco it is more proof that RCA really doesn't have a clue.


    Of course something good might come out of it. If all the god bothering prudes equip themselves with one of these, it will leave Blockbuster et al with no excuse for not stocking certain titles.

  19. I'm still wondering by Professeur+Shadoko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    WHY is it unacceptable for children to see people making love (fucking, if you prefer), but it's okay if they see people killing each other with firearms.

    What the f... ?

    1. Re:I'm still wondering by ducman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just curious, are you implying that people killing each other "with firearms" is somehow better or worse than any other method of killing each other?

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  20. How is this censorship? by mtrupe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Parents and owners of these things are simply decided what they do and do not want their familty to see. Are you saying that I must allow my young children to watch nudity, violence, and bad language or else I am some kind of fundamentalist?

    These are tools for parents, nothing more, nothing less. Last I knew parents were allowed to raise their own children. Yeah- censorship is bad, for grown adults, but I plan on censoring the heck out of what I allow my children to see. There is no freedom of speech or freedom to view anything for a 9 year old.

    Another way to look at this is as a tool of free speech. It allows parents to further control what their children see whild not forcing entire censorship. I would like to continue to watch movies as my daughter gets old enough to understand what she is seeing on the screen. Most of the time sex scenes and foul language does little to add to the story (I know there are exceptions, like Boogie Nights, for example).

    Anyway, just my two cents-- there is no reason to freak out here. RCA and Walmart aren't trying to censor what you are allowed to see, rather, they are providing parents with a tool that will help us to raise our children as we see fit.

  21. Parental Control by Xenothaulus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have 3 kids, and I don't let them watch most of the crap I watch anyway, sex/violence or not. Nudity is okay, (hey, we were born that way,) but explaining to a 5 year old why two people are naked and wrestling is rather uncomfortable. As is explaining why people are getting shot, etc.

    However, I would rather just not let them watch those kind of movies until they are old enough to understand them, or at least old enough to understand my explanations of them. (HAHA!) I'd rather not use a machine to do what I consider to be my job- filtering the world for my children until they are ready to experience it full blast.

  22. player contains no artificial intelligence by John_Sauter · · Score: 2, Informative
    So now we have to depend on the processor in a $79 piece of asiaware to correctly detect and 'bleep' or otherwise censor dirty words?
    No, the player does not have an AI that can detect offensive material. It gets censorship instructions on a per-movie basis from the manufacturer. The article doesn't say, but I assume you have to connect the player to a telephone line to keep it updated so it can censor new movies. There is probably also a subscription charge for this service.
    John Sauter (J_Sauter@Empire.Net)
  23. Flamebait? Stupid mods by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Informative
    I think this is an unauthorized making of a derivative work, and as such should be actionable under the DMCA. As a matter of fact, distribution of this player should be as well.

    Why is this flamebait?

    The parent was referring to modifying somebodies intellectual property without their permission. That is covered by the DMCA. Why do you think Hollywood hates the idea of these things? They consider themselves artists and artists don't like it when other people start changing their work. If you don't like it then don't look at it or watch it -- but don't change it.

    The parent raises a valid point about how stupid the DMCA is too. It would cover this in theory. Overreaching law or good thing? His comment was not flamebait.

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  24. Dear RCA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would appreciate a version that can remove all scenes with Ben Afflick in them.

    Sincerely,
    J. Lo.

  25. Reminds me... by Professeur+Shadoko · · Score: 3, Funny

    Back in school, 10 or 15 years ago, I had just begun learning english.. and the english teacher showed us this movie, hiding subtitles.

    Of course at the end I had NO IDEA of what really happened in the movie. Who the characters were, etc...

    But I knew ONE thing for SURE : the f-word is the most important word in the american (maybe not english) language ;-)

    1. Re:Reminds me... by RobinH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Canada here...
      Also had in school:
      Clockwork Orange
      La Haine
      Menace To Society
      Reservoir Dogs
      Apocalypse Now
      etc..


      Ok, Canadian here too, but never saw any of those in school. I can understand Apocalypse Now, especially if you were reading Heart of Darkness. I'm not sure why Reservoir Dogs would be a good candidate for an English class, though I could certainly see it in a film class.

      I did take a quarter credit course in films, but all he played was Alfred Hitchcock stuff. It was interesting to see Psycho (don't know if I ever would have rented it), but it would have been much more thought provoking to see both Psycho and something more modern like 8 mm (I haven't seen that either), and discuss the differences.

      Clockwork Orange, also interesting to watch if you'd been reading the book.

      I don't think most of these titles would fly in the U.S. though; I mean, they're burning Harry Potter books down there, because it's too risque for them.

      You know a movie that would be a good topic-starter for a media class... Natural Born Killers.

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  26. what the (pretty butterflies) is this? by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    this is the stupidest (happy mountains) i have ever heard of in my whole (dancing kittens) life

    what (singing birds) thought this (rolling hills) up?

    if you don't like the (grazing deer) movie, don't watch the (blooming flowers) movie!

    cutting it up into sanitized (falling rain) pieces is akin to giving yourself a (bubbling brooks) frontal lobotomy

    i just don't understand the (belching volcanoes) censorial instincts of some pinheaded (churning lava)

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  27. Uh.....RTFA by Azureflare · · Score: 2, Informative
    FTFA:

    Clearplay scans movies for dodgy content, and then programs that data into its system.

    Subscribers can then watch standard copies of the 500-or-so films on its list, with the assurance that they will automatically skip over mute anything that children or the squeamish may not like.

    Until now, Clearplay has only run through a PC.

    It does not use a heuristic. Clearplay has already screened the movie previously for offensive content and preprogrammed actions (i.e. skipping or bleeping).

    Personally I don't like the idea of people trusting other people's judgment on what their kids should or shouldn't see in a movie. Seems a little Big Brother'ish.

    I'm sure many parents will love this though. Now they can just sit their kids in front of the tube and not worry their little heads over whether their kids are seeing inappropriate material.

    It's partly the fault of societal pressures (i.e. monetary), but really, what's the point of having kids if you just ignore them after they reach age 4 (sometimes even earlier?).

  28. Re:Fundamentalist Christianity by sloptaco · · Score: 2, Insightful
    what the hell is a fundamentalist pacifist?

    hmmm... but I must say, the world would be a safer, brighter place if it were not for all us people devoted to peace.

    -sloptaco

  29. Re:Flamebait? Stupid mods by Eccles · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why is this flamebait?

    Because nothing is being "made" or "modified." The DVD is untouched. And regardless, if I own a magazine or a book, I can tear out pages that offend me, and yes I can still sell it afterwards.

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  30. Isn't this the best answer? by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just give the enduser the ability to censor, and leave the original signal/movie untouched. Example: When the little tikes are in the room, switch to G rated, when they leave, switch to whatever rating you want. Heck, maybe with this tech, you could have a setting to make it all "Naughty-Bits". I don't see it as censorship if it's selectable by the end-user then it's selective viewing. The problem comes in when/if you are mandated to keep the settings at a certain level, or required to have it self-censor. Beyond that, this could help eliminate censorship at the original broadcast.

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  31. That won't be necessary.. by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

    a DVD player that automatically scans movies and censors them to make them kosher

    I only buy movies prepared under rabbinical supervision.

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  32. Only directors can reedit films. by jcostantino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this make Greedo shoot first with his walkie-talkie?

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  33. As an Englandian... by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I love the way the BBC begins the article:
    American cinephiles will soon be able to enjoy their movies without sex, violence, swearing - indeed, without any of the interesting bits. (emphasis mine)
    Shows the real differences between two cultures that look, on the surface, very similar.
    1. Re:As an Englandian... by gfxguy · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I suppose we consider a good story, good writing, and good acting to be the interesting part.

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  34. Re:Flamebait? Stupid mods by Golias · · Score: 3, Insightful
    They consider themselves artists and artists don't like it when other people start changing their work. If you don't like it then don't look at it or watch it -- but don't change it.

    So, if I cue up just the car chase in "Streets of San Fancisco," or maybe just the rescue of Morpheus in "The Matrix" without actually watching the movies in their entirety, am I violating the rights of the artistic creators?

    If not, how is it any different if I'm a puritanical old biddy who wants to watch "Eyes Wide Shut" with a DVD player that automatically skips over the orgy scene? Or "Clockwork Orange" without the rape scenes? Granted, "Clockwork Orange" would be a very short movie if you took the sex and violence out, but if somebody really just wants to watch Malcome MacDowell extoll the joys of drinking "milk plus" for 10 minutes, that should be up to them.

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  35. Why not? by mjh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look I understand if you don't want to buy one of these thing, that's fine. But why is the fact that this is available on the market make this a censorship issue?

    Some people don't subscribe to HBO because they don't like the things that are shown. Are they censoring HBO? Well, I guess if you twist the meaning of the word "censor". But is it unreasonable? Of course not! An individuals right to decide (for themselves) whether or not they want to view something isn't censorship, it's freedom of choice.

    As far as this particular device, if you don't like it's feature set, don't buy it. But, who's being the censor if, because you don't like the feature set, you prevent someone else from buying it?

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  36. Re:To those of you who support this by gauauu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You'd like to know the thought processes of those that support this?

    OK. It's called the right to choose. That's not so difficult.

    You want to watch the full movie, boobies and all.

    For some odd reason, which (although completely illogical to you) shouldn't matter if you truly believe in freedom (it's not freedom if everyone else has to approve of your motivations), my neighbor's grandma would like to see that movie, sans boobies.

    With this product, she can do that. Without infringing on YOUR freedom to see boobies.

    Doesn't this sound like a much nicer solution than grandma (Whether she has a good reason or not) pushing for stupid laws (like every DVD that contains naked boobies being on shelves at least 5 feet high, etc,etc)?

    I'd like to know why folks like you get so scared of an object that solves a problem in a way that doesn't reduce anyone's freedom, but is geared towards people with a self-imposed religious or moral code.

    Just because some of those people are over-the-top and obnoxious, doesn't mean you should be against any product that helps the rest of them get what they want without harming you.

  37. DIY DVD Editing? by abouttime · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have always wanted to find a way to personally edit DVD's to remove content that would be objectionable - that way, as my children grow older, I could create new versions that introduces the stuff back in. No reason to have some corp. body controlling the 'censored' content of my dvd's. Any thoughts on the DVD editing? Thanks

  38. What I want by cyranoVR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I want a DVD player that takes a regular PG-13 movie and adds back in all the naughty bits that the MPAA board made the filmmakers edit out to avoid an R rating.

    That would rock.

    Finally, I'd be able to sit through entire viewing of Steel Magnolias with the wife!

  39. Re:Flamebait? Stupid mods by aborchers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I applaud your principles, but wonder if they've not blinded you to satire.

    A transient copy of the content is made in memory, and it is this niggling detail is at the root of all this fuss over digital media, sharing, et al. Remember, the copyright law had to be ammended to cover computer software precisely because of transient copies and backup media. Under the classical interpretation, running a computer program, which necessarily entails making a copy of the copyrighted work in RAM, violates the law except as permitted under a license.

    I see what you're saying and I agree with your basic premise. However, in the eyes of plenty of recent law, I tihnk the original poster is on the money. This is exactly the kind of thing the DMCA might be invoked against. I'd personally like to see it happen because the likely bad outcome for the DVD publishers would be one more bitch slap to that bad law.

    Oh, and remind me to never buy a book from you! ;-)

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  40. Wonder how it will handle The Soprano's? by jocknerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd love to see it. It might just blow up the player.

  41. Good idea by kjdames · · Score: 4, Interesting
    At the risk of sounding old-fashioned (which I am) or prudish (which I am), I think this is a great idea. I now visit kids-in-mind to check out EVERY movie before I rent it - it gives details about every bit of sexuality/violence/profanity. As a concerned father of two pre-teen children, I don't want them watching the smut that Hollywood passes off for entertainment.

    It seems like every film director feels compelled to throw in a sex/nude scene, and the film will be rated R, but only for "violence".

    Case in point: the movie Basic, starring John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson. I liked the movie, billed as a "military suspense thriller." What I didn't like was a scene near the end, apparently during a Mardi Gras parade, where a completely topless woman was shown from the front. What the hell? In my opinion, that's not appropriate for my boys to be watching.

    There are many good movies out there that barring a few scenes, would be perfectly acceptable for my children to watch. A device like this should allow my family to watch and enjoy these movies.

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  42. Re:I want my pr0n! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder how long "Debbie Does Dallas" would run on this player? 2 minutes?

    Opening credits...closing credits.

  43. Re:Flamebait? Stupid mods by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Explain precisely what "anti-piracy measures" this device is attempting to circumvent. The DMCA, nasty little beast that it is, is not the whole of modern copyright law, and by losing sight of that fact, you're playing the part of Joe Average Slashdotter.

    Now, if DVDs suddenly started including "ButtBlaster" technology to ensure that people couldn't fast forward through the racy bits, and this DVD player had to bypass that technology, then the DMCA would be perfectly applicable.

    As it stands, this thing is nothing but an automatic fast-forwarder, and I would hate to be the judge who made it illegal to skip parts of a movie. He'd most likely be getting a dead cat in his mailbox.

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  44. Re:Flamebait? Stupid mods by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative

    So, if I cue up just the car chase in "Streets of San Fancisco," or maybe just the rescue of Morpheus in "The Matrix" without actually watching the movies in their entirety, am I violating the rights of the artistic creators?

    If not, how is it any different if I'm a puritanical old biddy who wants to watch "Eyes Wide Shut" with a DVD player that automatically skips over the orgy scene?


    Well, its different in the sense that you want to only watch the good bits and she's missing out on the only good bit... ;-)

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  45. If you invite it into your house...great by niall2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So whats the censorship here. I can take a black magic marker and get rid of all the bits of my books I dont like. Thats not censorship. So whats the hoopla here about buying a device to do that for movies that I own. Thats not censorship. Thats me using my things the way I want to.

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  46. Re:Flamebait? Stupid mods by will_die · · Score: 2, Informative

    They only people for who it is illegal to sell the coverless books are the book stores who have signed an agreement with the book distributor that say instead of sending back the complete book they can send back just the front cover and they will destroy the book.
    In the book themselves some just have a warning that if the book it is a missing the front cover it could of been illegally sold, and for the would-be purchases not to buy it. As a purchasers I am under no legal requirement, just a moral one.

  47. Extremism of ANY ideology is bad by StandardCell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Like anything else in life, there needs to be balance. I honestly don't think a censoring DVD player is a major threat because it's not part of the international specifications for DVDs. If the DVD player was legislated, THEN it would be bad.

    But before you go and blame fundamentalist Christians for this, look rationally for a moment. There's still choice in the store to buy a normal DVD player of international specifications. You can still watch R-rated movies in the theater with graphic depictions of sex and violence. There have been regimes that were officially atheist that have banned such films in the past in the name of information control, and those atheist regimes were very extreme (read: Communism).

    Therefore, don't be so bold to blame something that is really a choice at this point on a religion. Until the government legislates this change, don't get your panties in such a bunch. Government isn't even involved in this decision yet.

  48. The govermnet is NOT your MOMMY! by rec9140 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, folks its time to quit asking every one BUT YOURSELFS to be your mommy!

    You want the goverment to censor this, censor that. You want your DVD player to censor this and that too! Please.

    The education system in this country is nothing more than a glorified babysitting service, so mom can hang out at the mall or the country club or what have you. If you didn't want the responsability of a child and actually PARENTING the child then you should have taken measures to not had [a] kid[s] in the first place!

    Its is NOT the goverments or soceity in general responsability to do your parenting.

    If you purchased a DVD that contains lanquage that is not suitable for you or your rugrats then why did you purchase or rent it? ? DVD players should not be ADDING in more DRM crap!

    If the movie/show on the DVD is that offensive to you then maybe YOU should NOT be watching it anyway. Leave it for the ADULTS of soceity to watch.

    Parenting requires INVOLMENT and guess what that means you need to know what your deliquents are doing and watching on TV, radio, internet etc.. It also means YOU the PARENT need to TEACH THEM that some things are shown on a DVD are not considered proper lanquage.

    Just like this crap over Janet Jackson, Howard Stern, Bubba the Love Sponge et al.. I don't really care for any of them. I don't care that one bared her breast on TV. As far as I am concerned more power to her!

    This country is SERIOUSLY BEHIND the times on broadcast & media free speech as compared to the rest of the world. Its time to get over it! If you don't like whats being said or shown on the radio or TV CHANGE THE CHANNEL or TURN IT OFF!

    Use YOUR BRAIN and quit asking the government, or any one else, to be a Censor Nanny.

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  49. Re:Fundamentalist Christianity by carlos_benj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Right.... That's why women in the USA are forced to wear coverings that only reveal their hands and eyes. That's why anyone caught having sex outside of marriage is stoned (in the ancient sense of that term) to death. That's why Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson will declare you an infidel for speaking such things and will encourage Christians everywhere to kill you ala Salman Rushdie (sp?).

    If you don't like Christians, fine, but in this case AC must stand for Anal Comparison.

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  50. Re:How does it work exactly? by ultrasound · · Score: 2, Funny

    And will we be able to buy the database on DVD?

    Of course such a DVD is an example a la Goedel, Escher, Bach of the class of DVD entitled "I cannot be played on DVD player X". The tortoise would be proud.

  51. I disagree by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...this does not do anything with the work that you're not already allowed to do. With the proper fast forward/skip & mute buttons, you could do the exact same thing already. In fact, I would consider it a lot safer since it does not modify the actual copy itself, just the presentation of it.

    Presentation is my choice. I can watch in on a b/w television, with the sound muted, or I can turn past a page in the newspaper. That does not violate any copyright law. Even the most 1984esque sections of the DMCA were designed to prevent copyright violations (including tools and information that could lead to such), not to control the presentation.

    If the presented work was recaptured (b/w, muted or missing a page), it would be a derivative work and thus subject to copyright law. But since that is not the case, the DMCA should not apply. Next thing you know, it'll be illegal to see a movie wearing shades or with earplugs...

    Kjella

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  52. Re:Flamebait? Stupid mods by rark · · Score: 2, Informative

    In fact, anyone who read the article would have read this:

    A Hollywood consortium, including some of Tinseltown's top directors, has sued Clearplay and others, arguing that they are abusing the films' artistic integrity.

    By producing - without permission - altered versions of intellectual property, censors are effectively pirating directors' and studios' work, the lawsuit argues.

    Clearplay hopes to escape through a loophole: instead of making new versions of films, it argues, its technology is simply another way of playing the existing movie - no more an abuse than a viewer fast-forwarding a tape in his own home.

    The case is pending, but RCA has decided to press ahead regardless.


    While the article does not mention exactly which statutes they are suing under, the fact that they are taking legal action ought to count towards something, here.

    (It also seems possible that they actually are suing under the DMCA, but I don't have enough information to confidently conclude that.)

  53. Another recent example by JLyle · · Score: 3, Insightful
    So many Hollywood movies are gratuitously sprinkled with unnecessary swear words or the obligatory topless chick shot, just to get the R (or at least PG-13) rating.
    I didn't get around to seeing "Lost in Translation" at the movie theater, so I rented it a few weeks ago. Was there some deeper meaning to the strip club scene, or am I right that this was another example of gratuitous nudity for the purpose of securing an "R" rating?
  54. How about a Tyler Durden version? by Rai · · Score: 4, Funny

    One that auto-inserts naughty clips into movies.

    You and the Mrs are watching Armageddon and boom! Liv Tyler boobies.

  55. New market for studios by bedmison · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The studios should accept this for what it is: A marketing opportunity. All they need to do is start selling the airplane versions of films on DVD. If they start selling more than a few of these players, that ought to be a signal to the studios that there is a market out there for "clean" versions of their films.

    Or better yet, maybe they will make better movies. I don't have any problem with films that have sex, violence, etc, if it makes sense to the story. But there is a whole raft of crap that is stuck in films because the "filmmakers" don't think we as an audience will stay focused on the film without someone on screen using "F***" in all of its grammatical forms every 10 seconds. Its unnecessary and shows a lack of creativity on the writers' part.

    When Hollywood actually starts doing something artistic again, then maybe I'll give "artistic integrity" thought again. Since most of the stuff that comes out now is remakes of films done 30 years ago ( and mostly the earlier ones are better...I give you the Marky Mark Planet of the Apes as a prime example of just because you can doesn't mean you should. ), I hardly think that it requires much artistry to remake something that has already been done. A decent painter could reproduce the Mona Lisa with paint by numbers, but that doesn't require much artistry.

    1. Re:New market for studios by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But there is a whole raft of crap that is stuck in films because the "filmmakers" don't think we as an audience will stay focused on the film without someone on screen using "F***" in all of its grammatical forms every 10 seconds.

      I keep seeing references to this kind of thing in the comments, and I can't think of any (and certainly not many) films were it was obviously gratuitis. Could you give some examples?

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  56. i don't care what you want, it's still wrong. by Jesselovesscripts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    your right in that it's a win for RCA, and a Win for the consumer, after all, it CAN show boobies; you have the option.

    but you only covered the dvd player and the person watching it. The content providers should also have a say in if they want the art that they put together piece by piece ripped apart by some $79 dollar wallmart dvd player.

    what if the entire movie lays on the scene where someone happens to be topless? guess you won't be watchin the sapranos.

    it's harmfull unless both the users and the content providers have the ability to circumvent it.

    life is harsh, people say naughty things, and do naughty acts, the sooner we get over it, the better. look how dogs shake hands.

    1. Re:i don't care what you want, it's still wrong. by virg_mattes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > It makes about as much sense as listening to a synth version of a song because you don't like the instrument the original was played on...

      And your reason for thinking I shouldn't be allowed to do this if I want, or caring whether I do it or not, is what, exactly?

      Last I checked, nobody was required to buy this thing. No movie is required to be run through this filter. If it does a bad job at filtering, then only those who use it will be affected adversely. Perhaps it is a dumb idea, but then what reason do you have for caring? I think that vegetable juicers are a dumb idea. I think if you can't just eat a stick of celery, you shouldn't do it half-assed by liquefying it. But then, I realize that it's none of my business how others enjoy their veggies, and they're not liquefying my veggies.

      If you don't want to watch bowlderized movies, get a different DVD player. Then, stop bitching that others are doing something you don't agree with. Get it?

      Virg

  57. I thought it was all about choice? by jarich · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Isn't what Linux is all about? Choice?

    This gives the consumer the choice... sounds like a good thing to me.

    You don't like it, buy another model for yourself.

  58. This is a good thing! by Musashi+Miyamoto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Im amazed at how many readers here jumped on this decrying censorship and claiming all sorts of DMCA violations. This "censorship" is almost definitely going to be an OPTION for parents to edit what their kids see.

    This is a feature of DVDs that should have been available from the beginning! Why is it that I can't select the "clean" or "edited for tv" version of a movie from the main dvd menu? Sometimes I want to allow my kids to watch a movie, but only the edited version so they don't have to see any gore or gratuitous sex. This should be an option on every DVD player. It looks like it only edits around 500 movies... If they were smart, they would make something like a CDDB for movie edits. That way, a central database can store all the edits, and you can download them as you get new movies. Something like this could probably be done with MythTv.

    You should be lauding this as an long overdue advancement of the technology.

    1. Re:This is a good thing! by Ondo · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is a feature of DVDs that should have been available from the beginning! Why is it that I can't select the "clean" or "edited for tv" version of a movie from the main dvd menu?

      It is a feature of DVDs, it's just not on the menu. You can set the parental lock feature on your player, and the discs check that to either show an edited version or simply refuse to play.

  59. Prom night by vwjeff · · Score: 5, Funny

    10 years later, poor Johnny gets confused on prom night because he is greeted with big pink round things instead of black squares that he's grown up on.

    If Johnny is the average /. reader he will never have to worry about prom night.

  60. Everyone but the artists, that is. by fmaxwell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have to applaud RCA for providing this product. It will make everyone happy, if they would shut up and think for a minute..

    Do you believe that Tom Hanks will be happy to have the atrocities of war stripped from Saving Private Ryan? Will Steven Spielberg be happy when Schindler's List is pared down so that Nazi's don't look like such bad guys? Would Stanley Kubrick, were he still alive, be glad that they are taking out the brutal, violent parts of Full Metal Jacket?

    Some writers and directors consider their work to be art and not something to be trifled with by some right-wing Mormon zealot working for Clearplay in Salt Lake City, Utah. They don't want their movie to jarringly skip over important scenes. They don't want their movies stripped of all emotional impact, adult language, and human sexuality. They don't want the viewer being left confused as to the subtleties of the motivating factors (which were censored out) that drove the characters.

    Uh hello, this is a win-win for everybody!

    That is, everyone for whom artistic vision is unimportant.

    1. Re:Everyone but the artists, that is. by gi-tux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are giving extreme cases where the objectionable part is the story line. Obviously you can't watch the movies that you mention and hope to get anything out of them without the atrocities and violence. That is what the movie is trying to communicate and is therefore integral to the movie.

      However, let's use another example. There is a movie by the name of "Overboard" that shows on TV quite regularly and has been edited for TV in such a way that there is limited objectionable language and a few references to sexual acts. If you purchase the DVD, the ojectionable blanguage content becomes much more noticable while still retaining the few references to sexual acts. On TV this is a movie that I don't find objectionable for my children to watch, the story line isn't bad and there are some things in the movie to generate discussion within the family every time we see it. On DVD, it is unwatchable by my children due to the language. This is the same movie and both of the movies carry the same director's and producer's names, but the impact is totally different. If I could put the DVD into a player and get basically the TV version of the movie, I would be much happier.

      I am sure that many other examples could be found, but this one just jumped into my mind. As to the art portion, see my post earlier in this thread. Art is sometimes carried to the extreme.

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    2. Re:Everyone but the artists, that is. by illuminatedwax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You would have a point - but only if the directors were forced to release the movie with objectionable scenes removed from it. As it is, the movies are whole, in tact, and uncut.

      As a viewer of said art, I should be allowed to do whatever the hell I want with it. I should be able to shut my eyes, plug my ears, place black paper over my TV screen, edit the movie so it is out of chronological order, remove the sound and replace it with Raffi's Greatest Hits, add a Pink Floyd album to the soundtrack of the movie, photoshop Jar Jar Binks into every scene, give the characters ultra-high voices, dub the movie into bad Japanese, splice that movie with another movie and make the ultimate Lord of the Rings/Star Wars crossover, add fart noises to the sound track, remove fart noises from the soundtrack, watch only my favorite scene over and over, watch the movie upside-down, watch the movie while inebriated, scratch the disk so that it skips on purpose, remove sex from the movie, add sex to the movie, and have sex with the movie.

      It's my fucking DVD.

      And no matter what vision the artist had, I am the audience and I am free to interpret that art in whatever way I see fit as long as I do not mess with the original piece of work. What RCA has done is give us a tool to easily remove boobies instead of going through the painstaking process of ripping it onto a computer, editing it, and then burning it onto a new DVD.

      That's all.

      Now if you'll excuse me, there's a movie I have to get back to...

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    3. Re:Everyone but the artists, that is. by fmaxwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are giving extreme cases where the objectionable part is the story line. Obviously you can't watch the movies that you mention and hope to get anything out of them without the atrocities and violence. That is what the movie is trying to communicate and is therefore integral to the movie.

      I could give examples where a subtlety of expression during a sex scene made all of the difference in the world or where a certain uttered vulgarity gave important nuances about a relationship or a character. A brilliant director understands that, but does some Mormon zealot editing the film in Salt Lake City, Utah? I doubt it. I gave extreme examples because they are obvious for even those with the most crude sensibilities.

      This is the same movie and both of the movies carry the same director's and producer's names, but the impact is totally different.

      Then that argues pretty strongly against censorship, doesn't it? It's sad, but directors have to sign away their rights with regards to editing for TV, in-flight movies, etc., but they have not signed away those rights for DVDs -- and it's not the place of RCA/Clearplay to create derivative works without the artists' permissions.

      As to the art portion, see my post earlier in this thread. Art is sometimes carried to the extreme.

      Wow! How does one even address that?

    4. Re:Everyone but the artists, that is. by swillden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some writers and directors consider their work to be art and not something to be trifled with by some right-wing Mormon zealot working for Clearplay in Salt Lake City, Utah.

      Then they should release their films as art, not as commercial entertainment products. They could choose only to show it in a limited set of theatres, under environments designed to most effectively convey the meaning and impact they intended.

      But if they want me to fork over my money for a DVD, they'd better get over themselves and accept the fact that I will watch it the way *I* want to. That means I may fast forward parts of it, mute it from time to time, get up and leave to go to the bathroom, play frisbee with it, microwave it, or play it in a player that automatically skips parts. Copyright law says I can't sell it and claim it's mine, and that I can't make copies or derived works, but it most emphatically does not say that I have to watch it "as the director intended".

      So, if directors really feel strongly that they do now want their movies bowdlerized, they should choose not to sell them.

      Sorry, they can't have their cake and eat it, too.

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  61. I hope youre kidding. by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Man, I hope youre kidding. Sexuality is natural and repressing it only helps push us into closer to complete cultural insanity.

    Filmmakers can't even make a realistic sex scene without getting the NC-17 kiss off death from the moralists.

    Kids grow up with no positive images of sex, just religious hatred. Not to mention the federal government is pushing unrealistic abstinence and downplaying the importance of condoms and birth-control.

    Who is the fucked up culture here?

    1. Re:I hope youre kidding. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sexuality is natural

      Look, I'm all in favor of pornography, but let's not confuse it with a healthy expression of sexuality. Objectifying the female body on Page Three of the daily paper, or Justin Timberlake pawing at Janet Jackson's costume while singing about getting her naked by the end of the song, is not the baseline of normal sexuality that I would want my kids to pick up from the media.

      Should sexually suggestive material be allowed? Absolutely. Should it be completely unrestricted? In my opinion, no. Perhaps the weight given to sexual and violent content by the rating boards ought to be re-evaluated, but they have a good reason for existing.

  62. This will work until... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 5, Insightful


    I expect this to fly off the shelves into every god-fearing Xtian home in the U.S. until...

    Mel releases 'The Passion' on DVD and this player will only show the opening and closing credits.

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  63. Re:To those of you who support this by hlygrail · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ^^^ What he said...

    It seems clear to me that the people (ignorantly) screaming that this product is censorship are probably the same people complaining about advisory labels on music products, or even MPAA ratings at all.

    What I think they fail to notice is that this skips nearly *all* of that controversy and just allows someone(s) to do reactive (post-facto) filtering on the product that was created, rather than causing the zealots on either side to push for all kinds of ridiculous and speculous rules and laws to under- or over-prevent the problems of [pick an adjective] violence, [stick in another adjective] sex, and [finally, one more adjective here] language.

    From a purely pragmatic standpoint (I'm unlikely to buy one but do see value here), if I were really upset with censorship issues, I think I'd really be supporting this kind of product because it would give me the freedom to enjoy something unfiltered, while allowing everyone else to still set their own level of filtering.

    I'm still of the opinion that most of the "products" coming out of the TV, music, and movie industries is utter crap, but that's my opinion, and the rest of you are squarely entitled to your own. This product will just give those who want less [sex | violence | foul language | etc.] to pick their own level of comfort.

    I fail to see -- how is this a bad thing? It's not really different than selecting your flavor of ice cream, or which brand of soda you drink, folks! Some people want to consume Red Bull all day long (God help you if you're one of 'em... that stuff is insane!), others are just fine with Sprite or Hires root beer.

  64. WTF? by c0dedude · · Score: 2, Interesting
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  65. Re:RTFA by Politicus · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be interesting to watch the movie with a negative filter on. You would only see the sex and violence. Kind of like the ending to Cinema Paradisio when the guy finds cuts of all the kisses he could never see as a kid.

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  66. Re:Fundamentalist Christianity by issachar · · Score: 2, Interesting
    doh, forgot to sign in so I'm reposting... sorry. what the hell is a fundamentalist pacifist?

    Well gee... Fundamentalism refers to beliefs, so I guess that would be someone who believes in some kind of fundamentals that include pacifism.

    The reason you're getting confused by this is that fundamentalist Islam is tremendously violent. The Koran is chock full of wonderful things like instructions to convert people by force and kill non muslisms. While it also true that there are peaceful instructions in the Koran, what many people don't realize is that early surahs (verses) are over-ruled by later ones. (All Surah's are supposedly arranged in the order that Mohammed wrote them down). Fundamentalist mustlims take the violent instructions at face value with fairly dramatic results. Fundamentalist Christians (normally Protestants) are the other big group to whom "Fundamentalism" is often ascribed. These people also take the bible quite literally. This normally expresses itself publicly with strong beliefs that abortion kills a human life, homosexual activity is always immoral and that heterosexual intimacy should be confined to marriage and the drive to tell others about their beliefs. People frequently dislike Christian fundamentalists, because they don't like being told that they are sinful and need to change. That's understandable, but there's a big difference between fundamentalist Islam and fundamentalist Christianity. Islam is politically theocratic by nature while Christianity gets along quite well with secularism. Part of the reason for this is that fundamentalist Christians believe that faith is between individuals and God, and many see this as instructions to keep faith and government separate. Now because I want this post to be on-topic, I must say that I find objections to this technology quite contraditory. Most objectors insist they believe in free choice and free choice. Yet somehow it's an offense to a director if someone decides not to watch some parts of a film. Dare I suggest that objectors aren't really interested in choice, they just want to tell others to act as they do? Free choice people. That's what it's all about. The freedom to choose. This isn't censorship because there is no outside agency imposing it. I thought the messianic message of slashdot was that technology should enable free choice...

    In that 2 minute delay I had another thought... How is this DVD player any different that Taco providing me with the ability to not see -1 posts or setting my threshold to whatever I want?

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  67. As a mammal... by b00le · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... I am still puzzled as to what is so objectionable about the human breast. Find me someone who has never seen one. People who get angry at the sight have a problem they really should not be sharing with the rest of us. Here in Italy the TV is practically nothing but breasts and buttocks. I don't mind that in the least - what I object to is the banality and dullness of it all, but I don't supose the FCC has any standards covering stupidity, lies, hypocrisy or imaginative poverty.

    1. Re:As a mammal... by sketerpot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well said---but American Morality Policy will brook no interference from rational voices. This isn't a rational thing, it's a "close your eyes, ears and mind" thing, ingrained from early childhood. When this mixes with an overwillingness to force others to do your bidding, you get laws banning this sort of thing for no good reason that you or I can see. Fortunately, I can still get some uncensored stuff. The web is difficult to censor, and my Cowboy Bebop DVDs are pristine in all their occasionally breast-embellished glory.

  68. Small nit... by chadjg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't really disagree with the fundamental ideas in you post, and that's scary, speaking as an U.S'ian.

    Violence is just as natural as sex. It is a human constant. I think that is true because toddlers will always fight over a toy until their parents train them no to, and there's always a war going on somewhere.

    Some twisted freaks argue that sex and violence are just different facets of the same psychological drive. That's more than a little fucked up, but maybe it is partly true.

    The point is, that which is natural is not necessarily good. Equating the two is an anti-hippie peeve of mine, sorry. Humans are sexual beings and denying it makes no sense. Kids will learn about their sexuality, and it's up to their parents to help them see sex as positive and to be responsible about it.

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  69. What do the "filter lists" look like? by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Has anyone figured out the ClearPlay "filter lists" yet? The Internet player for PCs downloads them via the Internet. What does the standalone player do? Can you create your own filter lists? For example, could you express the "Star Wars Phantom Edit" (the one that deletes that Jar Jar characte) as a ClearPlay filter list? This has potential.

  70. reverse hack by wordprocessing · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet someone will come up with a hack that lets you see only contents that's being censored...

  71. This is not science, this is junk by photon317 · · Score: 2, Informative


    The blurb tries to make it sound like they invented something magical, but they didn't. Basically, a company called ClearPlay has humans that watch popular movies, and makes a note of all the "bad" audio/video spots in the movie. They make a big censoring list, and the player IDs the movie against that list and skips the parts the ClearPlay guys said to skip. The database of movie titles is at about 500 so far, which is far, far short of the number of DVDs at your typical rental store. The mentioned Janet Jackson incident, which was live TV, and has nothing at all to do with cencsoring your DVDs.

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  72. censoring the intentionally obscene? by TechnoFreek · · Score: 2, Funny

    so, what would happen to porn DVDs when you turn the censor on?

  73. Paging Mel Gibson by tregoweth · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait until The Passion of the Christ comes out on DVD and becomes a delightful five minute romp.

  74. Lets get straight who the hypocrits are... by xavierpayne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay... so Spielberg can take the guns out of the theatrical re-release of E.T. because he doesn't feel right with HIS KIDS watching it that way... But if the rest of us are offended by the swearing thats just to bad!

    THAT my friends is hipocrisy... Hipocrosy is not a Mormon, or a Catholic, Protestant, Budhist, Atheist, or Christian radical trying to uphold their personal moral standards to the best of their ability.

    My wife and I decided to no longer watch rated R movies a while ago. Because of excessive foul language we even avoid some PG-13 movies. Some of these R rated movies don't deserve the rating they are given, but we avoid those the same as a movie that has earned it in every way... My wife and I used to purchase between 5-10 DVDs a month. That number has sharply declined as movies of late seem to be more often than not getting the R rating... Now we purchase about 1-2 dvds a month...

    If they don't like this VCR idea why don't they come up with their OWN IDEAS. Instead they blame piracy, they blame tivo, they blame, DVD Burners...

    What makes me not buy is the fact that if I really like a movie (Like Terminator 2 Ultimate Edition) But no longer want to be subjected to the profanity every time I watch it... I can't make my own edited copy because I'd have to ILLEGALLY break the copy protection... I can't buy an edited copy because no one can "legally" sell any. And The producers themselves don't offer one... But they aparently had no problem letting USA Network modify the content for viewing on standard cable...

    Most DVD players now already have parental controls that allow the dvd player to not allow playing of certain rated titles without a password... why not extend this idea to what is actually provided on the DVD...

    Provide the original uncut theatrical edition at whatever it was rated but alteratively offer tamed down cuts of the movie on the same disc (So for example with terminator 2 you could choose... uncut. or a PG-13ish version). You could even build the DVD player so that unless you know the Password for the rated R capability your DVD player will only allow you to play the pg-13 cut, or if there is no such cut it just does as it does now and refuses to play...

    My point is GIVE ME SOME KIND OF AN OPTION other than "don't buy this movie" obviously there will be movies where that is all I can do (something like Texas Chainsaw Massacre). But for the ones where I could have just as good an experience without all the swearing or a 5 second nude scene. (Terminator 2) I would like to have the ability to enjoy the film in with out the bits I would deem offensive. For now I will just continue on the path I am on. And with all my possible options deemed ILLEGAL and the content eventually becoming what I percieve to be absolute trash I will eventually will stop watching TV, DVD, Etc all together!!!

    Not because of piracy, or dvd burners, or tivo... but simply because I can't choose what I want my media experience to be... This is about choice people! and choice is a good thing... If you don't like this VCR DON'T BUY IT. Problem solved! NO ONE IS FORCING EVERY HOME TO HAVE ONE!

  75. Who wants this? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So, you want to see butchered movies? OK, that should be your right, but why do you want that?

    If you are saying it's because you don't want swearing and nudity, don't rent a movie with swearing or nudity. There's quite a choice out there. Sure, there's often "obligatory swearing and nudity" to get a more adult rating, but what does this tell you about the artistic integrity of the filmmaker? You think you're going to pick up a great movie with that kind of thinking behind it?

    If you want to get a movie suitable for kids, rent some Pixar or Spy Kids or Harry Potter.

    The most dangerous thing about this invention is its limits. How do you know what will or will not be edited? OK, boobies and swearing maybe. How about discussions about drugs? or religion?