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Roland Piquepaille writes "It's Sunday and some of you might go to a church. But starting on May 11, and for a duration of three months, you'll be able to go to a virtual church. Only the building, with its altar and pews, will be virtual. The preacher, congregation and prayers will be real, according to this BBC News article, 'Glimpse inside the virtual church.' This experiment is launched by a Christian website, Ship of Fools, and will be named Church of Fools. Even with such a foolish name, the virtual church project has been approved by the church hierarchy. This overview contains other details and references about the Church of Fools project."

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  1. WWJD? by monstroyer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm torn.

    On one hand, as a coder, sitting in front of the computer for hours on end I can attest to the meditative state the computer puts me in. I'm not a practicing catholic, but was raised one. Church never really had me contemplating as much as the cathode ray bombarding my brain with it's "green soothing light does". Of course i was a child.

    On the other, if this virtual church has "pop up ads" and a whole other pile of garbage, what would jesus do? I mean in the bible he got angry because the holy place was being disrespected, because the spiritual was being commercialized, because the Temple was being desecrated by those who kill the holy and sell it...

    Is this a joke?

    1. Re:WWJD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's supported by "tithe" provided by some sort of internet money transfere service (paypal, etc).

      So no, it's not being "desecrated."

      I find the idea rather interesting. It's a decent step above those televised churches. You can actually ask people questions online. So, if it works for some people, more power to them, IMHO.

    2. Re:WWJD? by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not religious in the slightest. But I suppose if there were popups abound on the site, it would show once and for all that Mozilla is the holier browser. ;-)

    3. Re:WWJD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      OMG if teh Je5u5 wz all liek popup sutff id be all like "teh b00tz off my serv0rzs d00dz" cuz i hat3z teh wallhax0rx!!!!!!11

    4. Re:WWJD? by Troy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ship of Fools is supported through donations and have a track record of being conscientious about doing things ethically. I seriously doubt that they would tolerate popup ads on what is intended to be a kind of sacred space.

      -Troy

    5. Re:WWJD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know what Jesus would do, but most Catholics would show up at a real church since communion is a big part of church.

    6. Re:WWJD? by Lurker+McLurker · · Score: 2, Informative
      The Ship is my favourite site, and I've yet to see a pop-up ad on it. They do have a banner ad on their discussion boards, but my computer blocks it.

      The Ship is mostly funded through donations.

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      Mod parent up!
    7. Re:WWJD? by sketerpot · · Score: 2, Funny
      I would never be able to write convincingly for this. I would always sound like a low-key knockoff of Landover Baptist.

      Priest: Oh God, we long for your light.
      Congregation: In the darkness of our lives, you are a candle.
      Priest: You call out to us, but we turn away to the bleakness of our daily lives.
      All: Boy, we stink!

      Priest: Show us your will, that we may blindly obey!
      Congregation: We are dumb.

      ;-)

  2. Have to wonder by Ckwop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not a religious man myself but I wonder how successful this will be.
    I mean, i thought that meeting up in church wasn't just about the worship
    but was about the social interaction with others - the feeling of unity with
    your peers. How can an "SimChurch" emulate that side of it?

    Watching a webcast or something like it just isn't the same. Anyone who's watched the BBC program "songs of praise" will back me up on that one.

    Simon.

    1. Re:Have to wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      the feeling of unity with
      your peers. How can an "SimChurch" emulate that side of it?


      Depending on the person, it won't.

      However there's a whole world of intensely physically limited people, those with agorophobic disorders, panic/anxiety/social phobias, people who're unwell and incapacitated, the people who just CAN'T get out for some period of time in their life. I'm no churchgoer myself, but it keeps many people comforted. I see those groups benefitting.

    2. Re:Have to wonder by nkh · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I were the preacher, I would be more scared about how much script kiddies would come to deface this virtual church. I really hope he is aware of what can happen on the Internet these days...

    3. Re:Have to wonder by tomboy17 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I think online communities can do a very good job creating social interactions with others, but from the images in the story, it sounds like their interface isn't going to do much good -- bells & whistles that will be slow on old machines and are unlikely to scale up well.

      People online communicate best the way people unable to see or speak to one another always have -- via written language. Limiting written interaction to "speech bubbles" in a cartoon church seems a pretty foolish way to create a faith community. Why not work instead with a tried and tested medium like an IRC channel or list-serve?

      But of course that kind of innovation wouldn't make it on slashdot. And in fact, I'd bet there are already plenty of clergy ministering to their flocks in this way.

    4. Re:Have to wonder by chazwurth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think there's a lot of potential for real feelings of unity and other social 'emotions' in online communities, depending on how they're structured. I can tell you this much: in the past, I (err, my character?) have been a part of communities in online text-based RPGs, and those communities have felt extremely real. We all cared about one another, we hated our enemies, we spend absurd amounts of time supporting one another (which is why I stopped), etc. What made it work is that we all cared about what we were doing and we felt something was at stake. Obviously this was fantasy, but it worked for us. I imagine that a similar feeling of investment in online communities would have to be based on the same kind of feeling -- that is, the community would have to matter to the people involved, and reach them in a compelling way.

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      The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'. --Dan Kaminsky
    5. Re:Have to wonder by logique · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not a religious man myself but I wonder how successful this will be. I mean, i thought that meeting up in church wasn't just about the worship but was about the social interaction with others - the feeling of unity with your peers.

      Sounds exactly what happens here at slashtot.
      All together now: All hail the mighty Penguin...

    6. Re:Have to wonder by no+longer+myself · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I mean, i thought that meeting up in church wasn't just about the worship but was about the social interaction with others - the feeling of unity with your peers.

      Yes, but many times the social interaction can be an absolute detriment to the practice of actually worshipping. As strongly as I believe in Christianity, I've found that some within that religion have managed to take over many of the sanctuaries with petty politics, and general thought control, and it's either under the nose or with the consent of the minister.

      Sadly, the message of Christianity gets twisted, misunderstood, or just plain lost under the din of the congregation.

      The virtual Church is novel, and certainly not for everyone, but then such is every flavor of religion in general. Faith is a very personal decision.

      My favorite response to those who claim to be a Christian because they go to church comes from Joyce Meyer: "I can sit in my garage; it doesn't make me a car."

      I've added Ship of Fools to my bookmarks. ;-)

      --
      General disclaimer: I'm not pushing my faith on you. Thank you for not pushing yours on me.

    7. Re:Have to wonder by globalar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a kind of community here on /. and there are plenty of other examples on the Internet. True, I don't feel very united, but there are some common beliefs (open source, free speech, etc.).

      This cannot replace a physical church, but I don't see anything flawed with establishing a community online. I think most of us want to be a part of something. As long as there is a way for people to become involved, it's a community.

    8. Re:Have to wonder by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2, Funny
      Now I have this image of the Church of Linux.

      We'd start the service by singing "Descramble", take a reading from the book of Linus, a preacher would then preach about the evils of using Windows and how all those who used it would be thrown into the pit of Blue Screens at the day of reconing. The preacher will then bless the holy chips and sacred Jolt cola (for those are the substances the Linus lived off of during the 40 days and nights that he wrote the kernel), and we'd have a kind of communion. The preacher would finish up by passing around a hat, within it being peices of paper with the Church's PayPal ID.

    9. Re:Have to wonder by TheLink · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually since Christians believe in life after death, it doesn't make sense to say that only "interactions in the 'real' life" are valid.

      Jesus said plenty about the thoughts being as significant as the deed. Look at a woman lustfully = committing adultery with her in your heart. Be angry with your brother = subject to judgement.

      See: Matthew Chapter 5

      In fact what Jesus talks about has become even more applicable as time goes on - technology exists to allow people to have virtual sex with each other without physical contact. Errant husbands can't say it isn't adultery coz it's not "real" by Jesus's terms.

      With the brain chips they've tested on monkeys and are testing on the paralyzed, soon people may even be able to kill others without even moving a finger - just thinking about it would be enough. Previously you had to speak or press a key or click on a mouse.

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  3. talk about heresy by QEDog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now you can go to church, read /. and watch pr0n all at the same time.

    --
    "There is no teacher but the enemy."-Mazer Rackham
    1. Re:talk about heresy by Xeo+024 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but the real question is will I still be safe from Catholic Priests?

    2. Re:talk about heresy by salvorHardin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wonder if the term 'holy ground' will be modified to include web addresses? Will a priest have to personally visit each URL and bless it?

      Will immortals no longer be able to kill the Highlander whilst one of his mozilla tabs has the simchurch open?

    3. Re:talk about heresy by DarkSarin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      interesting sig.

      Now, I don't know your gender, but lets make some suppositions:

      If you are male, then you are asking females to either be rather petite (or anorexic), or pretty smart (IQ 145? That's pretty high.). Despite what some mags make you think, 100 lbs isn't the average weight a white female. Try 140 lbs for a 30 yr. old woman Halls Md. (this is the 50th percentile). This means that if you are male, then you are looking for a woman with an IQ of at least 140. 145 would put her at THREE standard deviations above the mean of the population (by definition), which only something like 0.01% of the population. Not bloody likely.

      Now, if you are female, then this is even more unlikely--the 50th percentile of men at age 30 are 170 lbs; in order to surpass this mark they would need to have an IQ at LEAST 4.67 std. deviations above the mean. Percentage wise this is less than 0.0001% of the population. Even less bloody likely!

      For information the current US population is about 270,000,000 (give or take). Assuming an even gender split, and saying 50% are over 18 (making it legal), if you are male, you are saying you will only date about 675,000 of the people in the US. While this is a large number, you have to realize that some of them will be older, and some younger. Also, you have to consider that many of them are probably already married or dating. Your numbers are dwindling.

      If you are female, then that number drops to 6,750, which is also high due to married ones, etc. You are being very selective here.

      So my final question is: how do you plan to meet them? Good luck.

      (BTW, my post fails to account for the possibility that you might be male looking for a male, or female looking for a female. Let's just say that the available population dwindles even further in that case.)

      --
      "We don't know what we are doing, but we are doing it very carefully,..." Wherry, R.J. Personnel Psychology (1995)
  4. Defeating some of the purpose? by Phoenixhunter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Going to church every sunday isn't necessarily just to hear a sermon, a little choir, read a few passages from the Bible...no, a big part rests around the face time with other attendees. It is like a family reunion...in a chat room. You might all be there, but you can't express emotion or body language that gives depth to any sort of relationship. Plus, one huge aspect of going to church and hearing millenia old gospel certainly implies that you are not looking to get tips and tricks on the latest gadgets, linux distros, etc.

    1. Re:Defeating some of the purpose? by Troy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think part of the purpose of this virtual church is not to replace brick-and-mortar churches, but to make a church experience accessible to people who (for whatever reason) never considered attending an actual church.

      -Troy

    2. Re:Defeating some of the purpose? by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The point of going to church should be to hear the word of God explained from the Bible, spend time praising God and to encourage one another in fellowship. It's a family reunion in the sense that we're spending time together with God, our father and with Christian brothers and sisters, but I would be appalled at any church which considered the teaching secondary to any social aspect. Church should be centred on God and our relationship with him, rather than our relationship with each other. Once our relationship with God is good, that should take care of our relationships with each other.

  5. note to moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    the first post is not redundant by its very nature

  6. I for one by lightspawn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pity the new fool overlords.

  7. Re:Prior Art: LOL by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 2, Funny

    Keillor had this one story of aboy rebelling against his methodist parents, he would always skip church and such, until his dad informed him:
    "You know, son, you can take communinion online now, using a methodist modem"
    Internet Church might be the thing of the future, but its current state is awful.

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    SAILING MISHAP
  8. Brilliant Idea by Law-Eagle · · Score: 4, Funny

    I predict this will be the first of thousands, including a few dodgy ones based in Nigeria (oops did I just give someone an idea).

  9. Never been done before... by asobala · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...no one has built an interactive 3D church environment before - complete with gothic arches and hard wooden pews."

    HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED DEUS EX???

  10. The Ark by Troy · · Score: 4, Informative

    It looks like the basic Flash engine that they are using also powered the Ark, an internet based reality game show that the Ship ran last year, featuring Biblical luminaries on a 40 day voyage around a mockup of Noah's Ark. If you examine the screenshots of Church of Fools, you can see Simon Peter, Jezebel, Mary Magdeline, Joseph (with rainbow coat), etc. You can still tour around the Ark by clicking the link above.

    -Troy
    Proud Shipmate

  11. Confession? by MrIrwin · · Score: 5, Funny
    Come on now....own up to your virtual sins. Otherwise you will be sent to Dante's virtual inferno where BSD deamons are condemmed to burn Windows CD's for eternity and SCO executives abound to slap lawsuits on everthing you do.

    Sorry, I'm getting a bit carried away.

    --

    And if you thought that was boring you obviously havn't read my Journal ;-)

  12. Hmmm... by Huxley_Dunsany · · Score: 3, Funny
    So... if I fail to attend online church, do I go to virtual hell when I die?


    Huxley

    1. Re:Hmmm... by Retep+Vosnul · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, you will just be banned from all servers and be forced to live your virtual life in single player mode. reteP vosnuL

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      -- forget /. It's gone.
    2. Re:Hmmm... by BeatlesForum.com · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't know, but I hear Heck is the place people go to that don't believe in Gosh.

      --
      When millions disappear from earth, it's not aliens, it's the rapture.
  13. Hopefully.. by Caedar · · Score: 2, Funny

    This will allow me to stay home every Sunday. ;)

  14. Re:Religion is for the week-minded by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quite. We've got church once a week...

  15. Use your Online Ordination by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally a good use for the online ordination I bought from that spammer.

    I don't even need to buy candles! ;-)

  16. This is not just for laughs by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Plenty of you are making light of this, but do you realize how many would love to go to a church on Sundays but can't (e.g., those who are sick, those who live in rural areas)? Fellowship with other Christians is half the Christian faith, and this is a useful tool for those who'll need it.

    1. Re:This is not just for laughs by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A rural area too small of a population for a church is likely going to be a rural area without any sort of broadband.

      I'll grant that it might help the sick, I can't say it would do much for the handicapped since I'd think most churches have a few people dedicated to bringing them in.

    2. Re:This is not just for laughs by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 5, Funny

      would love to go to a church on Sundays but can't (e.g., those who are sick, those who live in rural areas)?

      Uh, what rural areas are you talking about? I used to live in an unincorporated town in Mississippi. It was seven miles to the nearest gas station, and there were no fast food restaurants or video rental stores. But we had three churches. Believe me, the places that are too rural to support churches are probably too rural to support internet access. Or electricity.

      --

      I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
    3. Re:This is not just for laughs by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just because there's a church in the area doesn't mean it's going to any good. Some people have to travel a long way to get to a church where the word of God is going to be faithfully explained, rather than the place just being used as a glorified social club.

  17. Re:The Return. by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yup he will control the global console and will announce his return with the wall command...

  18. Might be a good alternative for some. by CSIP · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "God is present wherever his people gather"

    that (or something very similar) was what my pastor said when i asked him about marring me at my parents house instead of the church building itself. I dont see what that same concept couldnt apply to an online church.

    Im actually quite tempted to "show up" may 11th. I was raised a christian, still consider myself one, however for various reasons I rarely attend services anymore.... (mainly lack of motivation on my part to actully get up, get ready & drive over to the church) I fully realize thats no excuse at all.. but visiting a virtual service or two might be just what the doctor ordered.

    --
    "Nyquil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine."
    1. Re:Might be a good alternative for some. by _LFTL_ · · Score: 4, Informative

      Matthew 18:20
      "For where two or three come together in my name, there am I with them."

  19. ObLink... by Aardpig · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to the best Church site on the net: Landover Baptist Church. Praise the Lord!

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    Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
  20. In There... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is literally no reason why this sort of thing couldn't have already been going on for who knows how long.

    There are all kinds of people in games like Second Life, There, and The Sims Online that take the game way too seriously. It's only a matter of time before someone starts religious services, if they haven't already.

    I've seen groups of people all wearing shirts with Crosses and quotes like "Got Jesus?" for a while. An official meeting place on Sundays is only one step away.

    --

    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

    Moderation Totals: Wrong=2, Stupid=3, Total=5.
  21. Re:Religion is for the week-minded by fejikso · · Score: 5, Funny

    And what is left for those of us that are month-minded?

  22. Not gonna work by KalvinB · · Score: 5, Insightful

    too many disruptive trolls.

    They're going to need a lot of fast fingured moderators to keep that place "holy."

    Ben

  23. I couldn't help it... by tweakt · · Score: 2, Informative


    And... free, with a visit to the "house of fools" site, the companion guide:
    Religion For Dummies

    --
    and yes, I *am* an atheist :P

  24. Hax0rs? by wondermog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How many l33t preteens is it going to take to ruin a virtual service? They're going to have to implement chat restrictions over the course of the main 'worship', and even then, all it would take to ruin the after-chat is one kid.

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    freeminimacs, just becau
  25. Re:Will the priests be able to... by Aardpig · · Score: 2, Informative

    Will the priests be able to virtually molest the alter boys?

    That should read '...be able virtually to molest the altar boys?'. You shouldn't split an inifinitive, it's just bad grammar.

    --
    Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
  26. Do Anglicans believe in transubstantiation? by e9th · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Is virtual communion possible?

    Hoc est enim cookie meum.

  27. Are the Christian priests and pastors Avatars? by Chief+Technovelgist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if the Church of Fools has worked out the theological implications of the fact that their priests and pastors are now avatars?

  28. Confessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bless me, father, for I have spammed...

  29. Re:Virtually real by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean, they're worshipping a deity who isn't real, in order to gain admission to a place, Heaven, that isn't real and avoid being sent by their unreal but supposedly loving God to another place, Hell, that isn't real, where they would be tortured for eternity by an entity, Satan, who isn't real.

    You're a bot, aren't you?

    --

    I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
  30. The Future of Religion by DJ+Super+Dulce · · Score: 3, Funny
    I hope this works out and we'll soon see chat room wedding ceremonies. Weddings these days are so expensive. It would be much easier if we just decorated an electronic chapel, got cheap eDesigner Dresses, and gave Amazon.com gift certificates. Instead of hiring a band and violinist, I'll just pop over to the iTunes stores and pick up some tunes.

    I guess the only downside is that people would probably expect the ceremony to be consumated by cybersex.

  31. WJWD by KalvinB · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Instead of putting up a virtual church, Jesus would go to those people's houses who couldn't otherwise go to church, and personally worship with them.

    That's What Jesus Would Do.

    Of all the non threatening social situations, I can't imagine a less threatening atmosphere than a church.

    But who knows, maybe this will find it's niche.

    As long as they don't junk it up with ads and demand membership fees or whatnot the only problem I see with it is that the internet is a wire monkey. It's bad to depend on the internet for your social fix. Real life person to person interaction is necessary. And of all the places to avoid it, church isn't it.

    I also have to wonder how they're going to deal with trolls.

    Ben

    1. Re:WJWD by timmyf2371 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I do think this could be a success, especially with people like myself.

      I used to be a regular churchgoer however nowadays I find it difficult to go to my church - mainly due to my lifestyle and not actually being awake when a church service is on, and also lack of motivation. However, this is something I definitely intend to try - on a personal level, I'd much rather be a true Christian rather than not and going to church, with the social atmosphere, is part of that - I believe this is something that would help people, both like myself, and also those who would never try a church.

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    2. Re:WJWD by uptownguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I find it difficult to go to my church - mainly due to my lifestyle and not actually being awake when a church service is on, and also lack of motivation

      ...I can't believe I am actually going on record as saying this -- but if you dig around a little, you'll be surprised at the number of different church services that are out there to cater to your schedule. For instance, I've recently started going to an independent church that is affiliated with a larger one that has its services on Sunday night at 5:30PM... no matter when I'm working or what I've been doing the night before, it is hard for me to miss 5:30 PM...

      ...now, as for the lack of motivation...well, that is a much deeper question, isn't it? (i.e. I know people who have spent weeks/hundreds of dollars tracking down rare CDs/DVDs/video game imports. I'm not questioning your committment... I'm just saying that if you really want to do something, you can usually find a way...)

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      I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
    3. Re:WJWD by killjoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Man that's rich. Your faith is not strong enough to get you up to go to church so you schedule your worship around your schedule. Why not just pay somebody to pray for you?

      Disclaimer: I am an atheist. I really don't get this thing at all.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    4. Re:WJWD by Micah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As the previous poster said, there are quite a few churches that cater to odd schedules. My church back home has a 5:00PM service, which was always great because I'm a hardcore night person and hate getting up early. Sometimes even getting up in time for their 11:15 service was torture. :)

      But there's a deeper problem. If your church is solely online, you will be missing out on a lot. Jesus never intended for Christians to be isolated apart from each other. Sure, you can get your Bible study and preaching over the Net or TV, and you can worship in your house to a Sonicflood or Third Day or Petra CD, but you don't have people to check up on you when you're sick, invite over for dinner, keep you accountable, pray for you, discuss the Bible with, etc.

      You NEED other flesh-and-blood believers near you. Note that that doesn't necessarily need to be a formal church. A group of people simply committing to follow Christ where they are and keep each other accountable is good enough.

    5. Re:WJWD by Magickcat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, Jesus went to the synagogue just like everyone else but sometimes got booted out because he was trolling. I guess the holy cyber people will find a way of booting out the riff raff like they booted that trouble maker Jesus out too.

      Jesus went throughout Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, preaching the good news of the kingdom, and healing every disease and sickness among the people.
      Matthew 4:23(NIV)

      Coming to his hometown, he began teaching the people in their synagogue, and they were amazed. "Where did this man get this wisdom and these miraculous powers?" they asked.
      Matthew 13:54

      Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink. Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, and I in him. Just as the living Father sent me and I live because of the Father, so the one who feeds on me will live because of me. This is the bread that came down from heaven. Your forefathers ate manna and died, but he who feeds on this bread will live forever." He said this while teaching in the synagogue in Capernaum.
      John 6:54-59

      Every year his parents went to Jerusalem for the Feast of the Passover. When he was twelve years old, they went up to the Feast, according to the custom. After the Feast was over, while his parents were returning home, the boy Jesus stayed behind in Jerusalem, but they were unaware of it. Thinking he was in their company, they traveled on for a day. Then they began looking for him among their relatives and friends. When they did not find him, they went back to Jerusalem to look for him. After three days they found him in the temple courts, sitting among the teachers, listening to them and asking them questions. Everyone who heard him was amazed at his understanding and his answers.
      Luke 2:41-47

      He went to Nazareth, where he had been brought up, and on the Sabbath day he went into the synagogue, as was his custom. And he stood up to read. The scroll of the prophet Isaiah was handed to him. Unrolling it, he found the place where it is written: "The Spirit of the Lord is on me,because he has anointed me to preach good news to the poor.He has sent me to proclaim freedom for the prisoners and recovery of sight for the blind, to release the oppressed,to proclaim the year of the Lord's favor." Then he rolled up the scroll, gave it back to the attendant and sat down. The eyes of everyone in the synagogue were fastened on him,and he began by saying to them, "Today this scripture is fulfilled in your hearing." All spoke well of him and were amazed at the gracious words that came from his lips. "Isn't this Joseph's son?" they asked. Jesus said to them, "Surely you will quote this proverb to me: 'Physician, heal yourself! Do here in your hometown what we have heard that you did in Capernaum.' " "I tell you the truth," he continued, "no prophet is accepted in his hometown. I assure you that there were many widows in Israel in Elijah's time, when the sky was shut for three and a half years and there was a severe famine throughout the land. Yet Elijah was not sent to any of them, but to a widow in Zarephath in the region of Sidon.And there were many in Israel with leprosy in the time of Elisha the prophet, yet not one of them was cleansed--only Naaman the Syrian." All the people in the synagogue were furious when they heard this. They got up, drove him out of the town, and took him to the brow of the hill on which the town was built, in order to throw him down the cliff.But he walked right through the crowd and went on his way.
      Luke 4:16-30

      Q:"What would Jesus do?"
      A: He would go to the synagogue and occasionally be kicked out of it because the people there would be offended by his trolling. So I wonder have you been kicked out of Church lately? He certainly didn't appear to make friends there.

      Oh, and if you want to cite the "Last Supper", to support your idea, it was a "Passover Seder", and not a mass.

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      Si tacuisses philosophus mansisses. If you had kept quiet, you would have remained a philosopher.

    6. Re:WJWD by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

      if Jesus came back,

      Man, jesus did come back, didn't you hear? He showed up and realized he would never be able to pwn mankind, threw his arms up in frustration, and left. Last I heard, he was arguing with his dad over whether or not to pull judgement day so they could start over and not make the same mistake again. I seem to recall his argument centered around "trying the same thing and expecting different results" or something like that.

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  32. Just like virtual sex? by syousef · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is this gonna be just like virtual sex? Vaguely satisifying but in the end its all just a w_nk. (That's Aussie slang for masturbation for those of you who don't know).

    Think of all the benefits. Just think of all the sacraments:
    Virtual communion - zero calories, and won't put you over the limit for when you drive

    Virtual marriage - When it goes sour you can always claim it wasn't you on the other end of the computer and keep half your stuff.

    Virtual baptism - Only your avatar will get wet.

    Virtual last rites - Not as depressing when its an avatar not a real person.

    Some things will always be better in person no matter how emmersive the virtual reality. This is totally wasted on me completely. I'm not religious. Religion has in some ways been the bane of my existence. I'd just love it if those that are would just leave me alone and I don't look forward to the prospect of increased net evangelism though I know its bound to happen.

    I'm not a troll either though.

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  33. gimmicks have a point by soricine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think the people who are organising this are quite aware that its a gimmick, and I think that's probably the point. The article said that they were interested in attracting people who wouldn't otherwise go to a church. There are lots of other examples of churches organising surprising or gimmicky events to attract a different audience. The biggest risk is that they will only get people who go to church anyway. I imagine one of the aims will be to put non-Christians into contact with a local non-virtual church. (btw i'm not using gimmick as a derogatory term)

  34. Re:Athiests by afxgrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well - in regards to atheists being argumentative, that's not all that surprising. But in regards to "frightful outrage" towards people with different views, I disagree. I have no problem if you wish to be Christian/Muslim/Hindu/Buddhist/Jewish/etc, and I personally am not the type to align myself with those that perceive people of religion as being weak minded. So your broad sweeping generalizations are absolutely unfounded.

    If you would like, I could bring up numerous factual examples of those who practice Christianity reacting in "frightful outrage" towards those who have different beliefs. To my understanding, many atheists have become atheist due to religious institutions giving moral backing to very dreadful and brutal acts.

    I could go on, but that's not fair to those who do not fit into this generalization. I suspect this is why you are moderated "0, Insightful".

  35. Semi-serious question by Lifewish · · Score: 3, Funny

    So do they consecrate the server as holy ground or what? I'm not even gonna think about baptisms.

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    1. Re:Semi-serious question by pjt33 · · Score: 2

      Plenty of churches meet in school halls and the like, and I don't think many of them consecrate the hall first.

  36. come one people by dwpro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    of the 58ish comments I've read, I've not seen one childish outburst on the side of the Christians, only on the side of those non-christian...not to say we won't stir up a fantatic in a minute, but it reflect badly on the rest of us...I detect a bit of unforgiveness on the parts of non-christians here. *putting all thoughts of imaginary karma aside, he scrolls by the "Post Anonymously" button and straight on to "Submit"*

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    1. Re:come one people by djplurvert · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's because slashdot would bitchslap you back to land of magic make believe so fast you wouldn't know what hit ya!

      On a more serious note. This is exactly the kind of place christians are afraid to make any kind of serious argument of their faith. You will be forced to defend against a large population of individuals with no fear to question the basis of your arguments. Almost all responses from christians on slashdot are laced with carefully guarded qualifiers that they are expressing their own beliefs, or that is their religion. You know that you are outnumbered and the average slashdotter will flog you with facts, so you don't try.

      Get over it. This isn't news for nerds, this is news for nerds to make fun of. That's why it posted/accepted on slashdot. Taking the moral high ground is easy when you have no other argument.

      /plurvet

  37. Re:Religion is for the week-minded by Linegod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, isn't that simple minded.

    Lets apply your logic. I believe 2+2=4, and I believe you're an idiot, so I must be right on both counts.

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  38. Txt Gspl by aslate · · Score: 2, Funny

    Won't all that old-style English they read from the Bible be even harder to understand once they convert it to chat speak? "In da bginin Gd creatd da hvn n da erth. n da erth ws w/out frm, n void; n drknes [ws] upn da face of da deep. n da Spirt of Gd mvd upon da face of da wtrs. n Gd sd, Let der b lght: n der ws lght."

  39. please keep it on a separate network by silicongodcom · · Score: 4, Funny

    from my SimState

  40. HA! by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Not everything you read online is true."

    "Except whatever that man with the priest icon says."

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  41. Re:Religion is for the week-minded by Foolhardy · · Score: 2, Informative
    There are more pro-religion books out there than anti-religion books.[...]Name one great composer or inventor who was an atheist. Couldn't do it? I didn't think so. So far the score's looking pretty good, eh? A billion Christian's can't all be wrong. Would you also tell Bush himself that he was wrong?
    Irrelevant: the number of people that believe something has nothing to do with its truth.
    Ever heard the phrase "time will tell?" Well time has indeed "told", still after 2000 years of people who believe in Jesus. And going strong.
    Irrelevant: how long a tradition has existed has nothing to do with its validity.
    I wouldn't put it past your kind...
    Irrelevant.
    If they were wrong about God, they could concievably be wrong about their other theories/inventions/achievements. But they were right in their achievements. Name one great composer or inventor who was an atheist.
    Irrelevant.

    Doesn't leave you with much.
  42. Organists Behaving Badly by Rich+Klein · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There was a piece on the radio earlier today about "Organists Behaving Badly." That's a group of church organists who try to work secular music (e.g. the theme from The Simpsons) into their repertoire without any of the churchgoers catching on. One of the organists they talked to was involved with ShipOfFools.com.

    If you want to google for it, I think it was a BBC radio story.

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    -Rich
  43. Sophistry by Jonathan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Atheists can no more disprove God's existence than believers can prove it. While I have a certain admiration of those with strong convictions, the righteousness of BOTH sides annoys me.

    That's sophistry. The burden of proof clearly lies with the theists to prove the existence of god or gods, just as it does for me to prove the existence of my invisible rabbit. And despite thousands of years of trying, the best the theists have managed is logically broken proofs similar to Descartes'. Meanwhile, I'm still working on proving my bunny...

    1. Re:Sophistry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Incorrect. The burden of proof lies both ways. Both atheists and theists must start from a state of "I don't know" and work towards proving what they believe is the truth.

    2. Re:Sophistry by Snoopy77 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But at least with Christianity we do not try to build up a portfolio of proofs but instead rely more on faith. The search for the truth differs between athiests and Christians (I can't speak for other theistic religions). Atheists require proof of God from a scientific/head based point of view while Christianity combines the knowledge of God in out spirit while always relying on faith.

      I can tell you a story of a friend who was raised from the dead, of a Chinese preacher who lived for 74 days in prison without food or water, of people with incurable diseases being healed but this will not change a thing. Science cannot explain these things yet your head will not let your heart entertain the idea that there may be a God.

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    3. Re:Sophistry by bamberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure we question and analyze reality, we just believe in a different reality to you.

      Reality isn't a function of belief; the fact that you think it is says just about all that needs to be said. (Not that that will stop me from rambling on.)

      How else can you take the term 'raised from the dead'? He died and then he lived. He was dead and then he was raised back into life. He was pronounced dead (after slipping into a comma) but sat straight up and asked to go home 20 minutes later.

      It's actually not uncommon (especially in the past) for people to appear dead to the casual observer but to actually still be alive and to recover. No gods required, just inadequate health observation abilities.

      And as for 74 days without food and water being hardly abnormal? It's widely recognised that any more than about a week without water or seven weeks without food (dependent on fat stores) will cause death. This guy went 10 and a half weeks without both (and was daily beaten too).

      You of course have documented evidence for this claim, which you will put right here:

      Unfortunately some people choose to harden their hearts despite occurances that clearly defy long helf scientific and natural laws to prevent uncomfortableness.

      Nope, we just demand evidence. It's the christians who have hardened hearts and closed minds. Ask me what'll make me not an atheist and you'll get a simple answer: scientific evidence of a god. Ask a christian what'll make them lose their faith in christianity and you'll get an emphatic "Nothing!"

      Incidentally, if we ever did find evidence for a god, what makes you think it'd be yours?

    4. Re:Sophistry by xchino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, your logic would be the sophistry, as the burden of "proof" lies as much with the atheists as it does with the theist. You must prove that God does not and can not exist as an atheist. You can't do that, just as the theist can't prove the opposite. The only beleif that can be proven is that of agnosticism. I can conclusively prove that you cannot prove that god does not exist. I can also prove that you can't prove that he does. You don't know, and you CAN'T prove it, it's impossible, so both atheist and theists alike adhere to their beliefs with blind faith.

      Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

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  44. For those using linx... by stienman · · Score: 4, Funny

    The colection basket has been passed to you. There are no exits because you chose to sit in the middle of the pew. What do you want to do?

    Donate O$5 O$10 @$50 via PayPal
    Deftly pass it along while hanging your head in virtual shame

    -Adam

  45. *boggle* by Fished · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Of all the non threatening social situations, I can't imagine a less threatening atmosphere than a church.
    I have to wonder when the last time was that you were IN one!

    Churches can be downright mean, especially if you manage to violate the mores of a particular congregation in some heinous fashion such as wearing a short-sleeved shirt or singing off key. Where else do you go where, when you come in, you're asked to stand up in front of a couple of hundred people so they can all get a good look at you?

    Note - I love the church. In fact, I'm an itinerant preacher and may be a pastor pretty soon (i.e. as soon as God forces me to give up my rather nice salary in tech in order to serve his people full-time.) But let's not try to pretend that churches are non-threatening.

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    1. Re:*boggle* by johnalex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not waiting for God for "force" me to give up a rather nice salary in tech to serve full time: I'm praying He'll make it possible.

      I've already been through the experience of receiving a calling from a cushy academic computing job to go to seminary. Now that I've been in seminary for 3 years, I don't think I can ever see myself working full-time in computing again, even if I do love these infernal machines. I'm working part-time in tech now to support my family while I study. Hopefully, my current pastorate will soon become a full-time position, even if the church can never pay me as much as I made as a full-time geek.

      As for church being "non-threatening," the church tends to reflect the values of the pastor. I almost applied for the Oxford "i-Church" pastorate, but I'm not Anglican. BTW, they have an interesting question on the application: "Do you own a car?" I'd think a decent computer (preferably running *nix) with a fast connection would matter more. :-)

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    2. Re:*boggle* by Nodatadj · · Score: 2, Funny

      In my church, singing off key is the main requirement for joining the choir.

    3. Re:*boggle* by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As a boy I was small for my age, and often beat up. The guidance counceler's opinion was that I should punch back.

      It is a leader's responsibility to maintain a healthy environment. At our church our pastor had to put his foot down. Yes, we lost some long-time parishoners. They liked the status quo. They were the beneficiaries of the exclusive club. At the rate they were going they were going to be the only ones there, but they didn't care.

      After the smoke cleared, the church became a place that welcomed newcomers. It's a healthy congregation, and most of the old-timers have drifted back in. Everyone agrees (years later of course) that the pastor's actions were a good thing.

      And no, newcomers are NOT marched to the front of the Sanctuary.

      As far as waiting for some burning bush, or an angel with a fiery sword, it isn't going to happen. God works through voluntary action. If you are waiting to be forced into something, you aren't going to get any credit for it in the world beyond. If you have been called, you should drop what you are doing and follow.

      Yes it's hard. But that is precisely why Christ said "It is easier to move a camel through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven." If you value material goods, you will leave that value here after you die. You can't take it with you.

      And God has no patience with lukewarm followers.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  46. Last Sunday by KalvinB · · Score: 4, Insightful

    going again this Monday since they have an evening service for college students.

    "But let's not try to pretend that churches are non-threatening."

    Churches are as non threatening as Pastors allow them to be. I havn't dressed up for church in a very long time. Years. In fact every monday there's a very rugged looking guy who comes in who knows pretty much everybody.

    "Where else do you go where, when you come in, you're asked to stand up in front of a couple of hundred people so they can all get a good look at you?"

    At church, the only one you should be paying attention to is God and His Word. If all you're interested in is the fashion show and vocals of the people around you, you might as well just stay home.

    Sounds like you're working for and attend a very hyporitical church that's more worried about looks than spirituality.

    So yes, Church is the most non-threatening social environment there is. If a church isn't, then it isn't a church you should be going to.

    "as soon as God forces me to give up my rather nice salary in tech in order to serve his people full-time"

    So, as soon as he forces you to stop being greedy?

    God's not in the habit of forcing people not to do things. Sounds like your church has a lot of serious issues that need to be dealt with and you're more interested in a good pay check and denying serious problems exist playing it off like they're normal, than dealing with them.

    Your church is not normal. It's broken. I can't believe you're a pastor even part time if you can't see this and see what's wrong with it.

    Maybe everyone would be better off if you weren't the pastor so that someone else with better bearings on what a church should be can run the place and fix it.

    Ben

    1. Re:Last Sunday by Troy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's try very very hard not the be judgemental of churches that we really know nothing about and people that we barely know, shall we? If you've never been hurt and frustrated by a church community, then consider yourself blessed. However, every church, being filled with broken people, will have a social dimension that sometimes falls short of Christ's example.

      It happens...in every single church, bible study, and prayer group on the planet and people get damaged in the process. You may think that your church is different, but I promise you that it is not. If it is, y'all can pretty much rip out the remaining weeks from your daytimers, because you're gonna get raptured real soon now.

      Likewise, you know nothing of this gentleman's financial situation, priorities, or really anything about him at all save what he said in a couple of lines in a post on the Internet. Save judgements for people slightly better qualified.

      -Troy

  47. I'll bite the troll by cagle_.25 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    (Hmm..."I'll Bite the Troll" -- might be a good name for a grunge band.) I have no problem arguing for the validity of my beliefs. I certainly have no problem engaging in thoughtful discussion with those who disagree with me. However, I rarely attempt to discuss religion on slashdot because

    most of the religious discussion I've witnessed on this site is neither thoughtful nor productive,

    those who "comment" upon religion, either pro- or con-, usually begin by assuming that theirs is the only rational possible belief, and

    few people who want to comment on religion on this site seem interested in playing by any rules of rational discourse.

    The bottom line is that many intelligent people have a well-founded belief in Christianity; many other intelligent people do not. If you are interested in engaging in the best part of the debate, then start with respect instead of contempt, and you'll get the best the other person has to offer.

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  48. Troll? by benzeen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    what exactly has been the cause of every major war in the past 100,000 years?
    maybe not the purpose, but the scapegoat, the reason, the cause?

    is there any other kind??

    1. Re:Troll? by Bob-o-Matic! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      blaming "church" for all wars = -1 Troll.

      How about greed, ignorance, fear, and laziness? Think for yourself, don't be such a simpleton.

  49. This is BRILLIANT! +5 Flame by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 5, Funny

    An imaginary world where people can go to an imaginary church to talk to their imaginary god.

    Oh flame away...

  50. Re:Virtually real by tickleboy2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It does seem to be a form of Pascal's Wager. I say it's safe to believe in God because if I'm right, good, and if not, well nothing lost. But then you say, "but by worshiping this one God you may offend another."

    But there lies the problem. Not all religions are the same. Out of all the religions (that I've researched), Jesus was the only person to claim to be God. All of the other religions are people writing about other people who appeared to be God-like (but never claimed to be God).

    As a result of this, you basically have 2 choices. Either Jesus was wrong (because he was lying, crazy, etc) or he was right. Now I don't believe he was lying or crazy because he knew that if he claimed to be God he would surely be killed. Additionally all of his diciples afterwards proclaimed to the world that he was God (dispite severe persecution). While this is not all the evidence for Jesus, it sets a strong case that he indeed was God and died out of love for all people.

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  51. !sophistry by benzeen · · Score: 2, Informative

    maybe if you were greek and living 2000 years ago, then you'd be a sophist.

    nowadays, the undecided, the middlemen, are called Agnostic.

    pax

  52. its like church... by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 2, Funny

    but without the free food. :(

  53. Re:"Church of Fools" by Lady+Jazzica · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There were people who thought the same way back in Apostolic times:

    1 Corinthians 1:18-29

    For the word of the cross is folly to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. For it is written, "I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and the cleverness of the clever I will thwart." Where is the wise man? Where is the scribe? Where is the debater of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world? For since, in the wisdom of God, the world did not know God through wisdom, it pleased God through the folly of what we preach to save those who believe. For Jews demand signs and Greeks seek wisdom, but we preach Christ crucified, a stumbling block to Jews and folly to Gentiles, but to those who are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God and the wisdom of God.

    For the foolishness of God is wiser than men, and the weakness of God is stronger than men. For consider your call, brethren; not many of you were wise according to worldly standards, not many were powerful, not many were of noble birth; but God chose what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, God chose what is weak in the world to shame the strong, God chose what is low and despised in the world, even things that are not, to bring to nothing things that are, so that no human being might boast in the presence of God.

  54. Cultural problems? by utlemming · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The main problem that I see with this idea is church is molding to cultural ideas. Although the concept of reaching out to people via a forum in which it would be easily acceptable is good, at the same time the whole idea of leaving the 'world' (before any trolls jump on this idea, please take the time to look at the Christian concept of the world) to worship is lost. In a virtual enviroment, people are not themselves, they are free to act and to take on personas that are actually opposite to the way they act in real life. The other aspect that is lost in this idea is fellowship and worshipping with others. At least these are my personal objections. I just don't understand how this will serve any usefull religious purpouse. Outreach is fine. Outreach into virtual worlds doesn't make sense. Maybe I'm just too tradional.

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  55. No such thing as a "virtual church" by 770291 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another." John 13:35.

    They devoted themselves to the apostles' teaching and to the fellowship, to the breaking of bread and to prayer. Everyone was filled with awe, and many wonders and miraculous signs were done by the apostles. All the believers were together and had everything in common. Selling their possessions and goods, they gave to anyone as he had need. Every day they continued to meet together in the temple courts. They broke bread in their homes and ate together with glad and sincere hearts, praising God and enjoying the favor of all the people. And the Lord added to their number daily those who were being saved.

    Acts 2:42-47

    These two passages, while not giving the complete picture, give a window into what a church is supposed to look like. In America, churches act like vendors of religious goods and services -- just a worldly business like any other. The early church lived more like a commune than a McJesus'. But today, a virtual church is only the logical extension of the modern church business model.

    The fact that anyone would be willing to call this a church shows how corrupted the definition of church has become. A church is a group of people who are willing to sacrifice their lives for God, for one another, and for the good of the world. A church is a group of people who choose to live their lives in true community, not hiding behind suburbia. A group of people who choose to live with values completely different from those of a greedy, callous, militaristic, mechanized society. The hospital is an invention of the church when it was the church, when people and communities freely opened up their homes to the sick, poor, and homeless. Today we have conferences, retreats, and other pseudo-religous claptrap (not to mention junk and pulp theology like Prayer of Jabez or Purpose Driven Life).

    So this web site is not a church. That's not the real surprise. But guess what? That stone building down the street where people go on Sunday to munch bagels and gossip? That's not a church either. It's a fraud. It's a country club disguised as a religious institution. It exists only for itself and is more about excluding people than including them.

  56. Re:Monotheism by Erwos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just want to hit on this because I think you misunderstand _why_ Jews don't try to convert everyone. I am a pretty well educated Orthodox Jew, so I think I can explain.

    This isn't about "keeping the truth from everyone". That's silly. Ask a Jew about his religion, he'll tell you everything you want to know (to the limit of their own knowledge). It's funny, but Judaism the religion has no "secrets only clergy may know". Even kaballah was not really secret so much as reserved for people who had a deep understanding of Jewish knowledge already - the thought was that you'd go crazy if you didn't understand it properly. Nowadays, of course, any idiot can go buy a copy of the Zohar (in English, too!). Hardly secret knowledge!

    Anyways, back on topic. Jews have no desire to convert gentiles because there's no need whatsoever. If they (the gentile) observe the seven Noachide laws (which, I may add, are not exactly hard to keep), they go to heaven. It's a pretty damned good deal, considering "real Jews" have to keep 613 commandments. A bit more reward for that, but heaven is heaven, and it's better than nothing.

    Additionally, in a historical context, _every forced conversion_ of a population (it happened twice, IIRC, Samaritans and I think some population in northern Israel/Lebanon) was a big huge mistake, and it is taught that way in even the most right-wing of yeshivas. Therefore, you're never going to see any popular groundswell of support for forced conversion in Jewish religion. The "tradition" is, thankfully, not there, and is actively reviled.

    So, interpret not as "hiding", but rather as "what's the point of converting?" That's why you're supposed to turn away someone who wants to convert 3 times before trying to help them. It's out of their best interests.

    I suppose the inevitable question then becomes, why would anyone ever _really_ convert to Judaism? I honestly don't have an answer. I think it's emotional and spiritual attachment to the Jewish people. That's the best I can give.

    A final addendum: Jews don't believe you go to hell for not being Jewish and not keeping the seven noachide laws. An interesting contrast to Christianity, I think.

    -Erwos

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    Plausible conjecture should not be misrepresented as proof positive.
  57. hmmmm..... by Eliatamby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is s joke. Christianity refuses to reflect upon itself and understand the present. Instead of a reflection of beliefs and their relevance in our world, the church continues to refuse conceptual evolution and decides instead to masquarade modernization through such ridiculous methods. The Accessibility of the church has to do with its teachings more than its method of delivery. Assuming that the article and site are true and legit, then this is only a pitiful attempt by institutionialized "religion" to skirt around the true issues hampering its growth. The blessing of the arcbishop of this venture only serves to undescore the desire of "religion" to recruit those unable to logically and rationally understand themselves and their place for themselves. For me, the accessibilty of the Church could only be achieved through the revision of the Bible, significant texts, and the church structure, not through pitiful medium migration. And just for the creator/owner/whoever of Church of Fools, who said that "if we don't like it, don't visit the site": I haven't visited the site--I have visited an opinion discussing forum where analysing and the perpetuating of arguments is purpose of its existence. This "if you disagree, get out" type mentality is truly one of the inherent problems of the church ideology in practice, and is utterly irrelevant here

  58. Re:Monotheism by Snoopy77 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But us Gentiles by and large don't even know what the Noachide law requires us to do and how perfectly must we obey the laws once we discover them?

    A final addendum: Christians don't believe you go to heaven for keeping a set of laws. An interesting contrast to Judaism, I think.

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  59. FINALLY! by Aqua_Geek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can finally fall asleep in church from the comfort of my own bed instead of upright on a pew!

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  60. April Ship of Fools? by geoswan · · Score: 2, Funny
    I thought April Fool's Day was a couple of weeks ago. :-)

    Browsing the Ship of Fools site I came across the contest to pick an 11th commandment. The first winner was "Thou shalt not worship false pop idols". The top five choices won digital cameras. :-)

  61. Every church is threatening by poemofatic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The import thing to realize is that a church, like any other social group, has certain mores and conventions -- typically they are inherited from the ambient cultural group.

    Example1: Jesus didn't say anything about homosexuality, but he did mention that remarriage after divorce was a sin, and that the resulting relationship was adulterous. However, most churches today are OK with divorced couples marrying, having sex, and having a family, but they are not ok with gay sex or marriage. The difference is the cultural norms in their surrounding community have accepted one, but not the other. As soon as gay marriage becomes overwhelmingly accepted, it will be treated in the same way as divorce and bans on interest bearing loans.

    Example2: The Southern Baptists split with the Northern Baptists over slavery. You can guess which baptist congregation thought it was a sin, and which one thought it wasn't. Both had scriptural arguments.

    Example3: The U.S. is a society which focuses on individual success resulting from individual action (e.g. hard work, clean living.) Other cultures are more focused on collective success and collective responsibility (e.g. good schools, effective legal system, social welfare.) Therefore the U.S. churches "spiritualize" this bias by focusing on individual sin/repentance (being personally saved), as opposed to group sin/repentance (social justice), although one must look for relatively rare discussion of the former in the scriptures, since almost all exhortations in the old and new testaments, revolve around the latter. Indeed, most American Christians would consider it discrimination to be punished for something which they didn't individually do, but did* as a group, whereas the Bible is filled with examples or promises of group punishments (punishment of a race, of a generation, of a city.)

    Now, getting back to the original point, if you find yourself not sharing the mores of your church (i.e. you think interest bearing loans are cruel exploitation, or you are gay) then your positions will be opposed in the church, as they would in the larger community. However, the *difference* is that opposition in the church is often interpreted as "God disagrees with you" which, to a sincere believer, is much worse than the community disagreeing with him. Indeed each church believes, although there is a long history of previous churches in other cultures gettings things wrong, that *now* the truth is revealed, and *they* have the correct word of God.

    And, adding to this ostracism phenomenon, is that we have a very fragmented culture, broken up into many little pockets, each of which have different mores, and so the odds are good that the church you randomly pick will not share your views. Finally, people move a lot, and so can easily find themselves in a place where there is no church that they feel they can go to, and still remain a sincere believer, without a lot of inner tension.

    In this way, *every* church is threatening.

    And there is no real solution, but it's certainly a step backwards to classify a church as "bad" if someone says it's threatening, since this just perpetuates the assumption that some church subcultures (e.g. adultery ok, homosexuality not ok) are better than others ("committed" homosexuality ok, adultery not ok.) The reason why this can't be the case, is that all of the subcultures are formed out of confused, fallen people, and then each church inherits the mores of it's ambient group. For instance, Jesus, when discussing adultery, made the point "This is wrong, but you were too weak, so Moses let you grant a certificate of divorce. Nevertheless, it's adultery. In fact, even wishing to have sex with a married woman is adultery." So basically each church makes allowances for accepting "sinful" behavior that is predominant in the community, and does not accept "sinful" behavior that is on the margins.

    The only recommendation I have is to do some work and find a church that you can live with. In a major urban area, this should b

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  62. Re:Proving my point by cagle_.25 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think we have sufficiently common ground to even set rules for a debate, much less have one. If you are interested in current arguments, I suggest Googling for J.P. Moreland or Alvin Plantinga.

    I think the confusion is yours, not mine. There is a world of difference between agreeing with someone's opinion and respecting their right to be wrong. I'm suggesting that until you demonstrate the latter, you aren't going to get much in the way of useful discussion. You are much more likely to get the mental "Whatever" as people move on to more compelling and worthwhile conversation.

    So, how does one interpret the relative silence of Christians on /.? Your view is that Christians are afraid to speak because they know they'll "get bitchslapped out of the "rational discourse" faster than you can say hail mary." Mine is that they've decided it isn't worth their time. So far, you've given me no reason to believe otherwise.

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  63. Re:That is what is worrying about fundamentalists. by atheists · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ah, but I argue that atheism is not a religion.

    It is instead, the null set.

    Consider this programming analogy:

    Religion religion;
    religion = new Religion("Javaism");
    religion = null; // atheism

    Still, if one were to consider atheism an instance of religion, then it's one that predates all others and that will remain strong when the current majors are reduced to an obscure entry in Wikipedia.

    If we ever encounter alien sentients likewise infected with religion, the only thing we'll have in common will be atheism.

    Humans are born atheist and then forced to convert by their legal wards.

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