User: DonServo

Oblig. Simpsons

On: Scoble Bites The Hand That Fed Him

Lisa: Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?
Homer: Yes! Crisitunity!

/offtopic

Re:Why?

On: Detection of Earth-like Civilizations in Space Now Possible

Tom Cruise? Is that you?

Re:dawn

On: Evidence That Good Moods Prevent Colds

Huh? For best excellent play, harmonious ascetic trombone make well luminous vibrations...

Re:Microsoft = better

On: $100 Million Marketing Push For Vista

Mr. Ballmer, is that you?

Re:Great cheesy shows of the '80s

On: U.S. Gov't Grows Giant Mutant Trout

Yes.

Re:biggest hacker

On: World's Biggest Hacker Held

And how strong is this Mr. Singh?

Re:The Work of the Devil

On: Resurrection Ecology Gives Life to Old Eggs

"Do not fiddle with the eggs of dinosaurs"? Reminds me of a scene from Overdrawn At The Memory Bank (terrible movie, don't ask): "Thou shalt not screw around with things thou dost not understand..."

Re:This is why I don't touch mine

On: Keyboards are Havens for Super Bugs

Been using those new brain implants to control your PC, eh?

Re:Super-duper-dupe

On: Mega Mags, Life Sized Magnetic Toys

Well, given the passionately violent responses to dupes normally seen around here, Taco would certainly not do this intentionally...

Re:Have you ever read something...

On: EDS: Linux is Insecure, Unscalable

You know, by continuing to use such words you merely embiggen these grammar criminals...

Re:Kill-O-Zap

On: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trailer

-42?

Re:HAS to be said

On: N-Gage No Longer Relevant

I await official confirmation from Netcraft...

Re:Mindtrap

On: 2004 Board Games Gift Guide

Hmmm... It was the middle of the day? The driver was going to turn anyway?

Re:cant forget the onion

On: IT Literacy Test

Back then, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them! "Give me five bees for a quarter", you'd say...

Re:Way to go RPI

On: America's Most Connected Campuses

Geez... At my university, we have to bribe the bursar with dried frog pills to get a response!

Re:Our favorite 5 MB files...?

On: Kevin Rose Load Tests Gmail

.mog? KUPO!

Re:My survey response

On: The Future of RPN Calculators

Inconvenient? I can perform complex calculations MUCH faster using RPN than I can with an algebraic calculator. No worries about misplaced parantheses!

Re:"In the Future"

On: Fusion Plasma Plant in The Future

I could make a Duke Nukem Forever joke, but... Eh, not worth the effort!

Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples.

On: Emotional Bonding with Space Probes

I don't know if I want my Office apps to greet me with a 300-pound orangutan...

Re:At least Bob was honest:

On: Emotional Bonding with Space Probes

Who is Bill Basket, and why am I using his pen?

But...

On: First Bank Transfer via Quantum Cryptography

Wouldn't checking if the transfer went through alter your balance? :-P

Re:really? uhoh...

On: FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech

Looks like the first line of most of the spam that arrives in my junk folder...

Re:Out to make a buck

On: The Power of Sewage

It certainly reeks of something...

Re:Of course

On: DRM Technology To Be Added To MP3 Format

I thought that was a standard feature of all Madonna songs... Oh, wait...

Re:Earthquakes in games.

On: Rockstar Announces GTA San Andreas

Great... Another Quake mod...