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McBride At A Loss For Words

An anonymous reader writes "That, at least is the verdict of Linux Business Week's Maureen O'Gara, who reports that, with all the latest twists and turns, with BayStar and RBC in particular, SCO's CEO was finally bereft of words to describe what it's all been like. In the end he settled for 'This is like...nothing.' As O'Gara herself says, the latest SCO news is plain weird."

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  1. Hah. by oGMo · · Score: 4, Funny
    McBride is at a Loss for Words

    Maybe he shouldn't have used them all up before.

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    1. Re:Hah. by jtwJGuevara · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or he can claim that someone else took his words and are using them in an open forum while infringing on licenses in the process of doing so.

    2. Re:Hah. by Tarantolato · · Score: 5, Interesting

      McBride is at a Loss for Words

      Maybe he shouldn't have used them all up before.

      This is probably a good thing. In fact, as it presently stands Darl could teach a thing or two about not running your mouth off unnecessarily to a certain other proprietary Unix company.

    3. Re:Hah. by moviepig.com · · Score: 4, Funny
      'This is like...nothing.'

      Not that he necessarily needs religious salvation, but... is there a trace of Zen in that quote?

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    4. Re:Hah. by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 5, Funny

      That reminds me of the scene in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy where Arthur Dent manages to get the entire crew out of some tricky situation by finding the right button to activate the improbabilty drive.

      Asked by Zaphod Beeblebrox if he was responsible, Arthur replies "Oh, it was nothing". The entire crew take his statement literally and continue on with their previous conversation; much to Arthur's annoyance.

      Perhaps Darl's wearing his DuoGenta, Superchromatic, Pyro-sensitive sunglasses, which have just turned black.

    5. Re:Hah. by Storm · · Score: 4, Funny
      It might be suffering from vocab-envy. That would leave him with a lose of words.

      ...And the urge to go out and buy a Hummer H2. Compensading for something, Darl?

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      --Storm
  2. surprisingly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    he was referring to how much his stock will be worth.

    1. Re:surprisingly by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Baystar must think the same. Otherwise, why call selling stock at a loss a 'financial opportunity'?

      It is an opportunity, if you realize it is insanely overpriced right now, and will only go down in the future. Never mind that you are going to loose money by selling the stock at a lower price than you bought it for; they are selling it at the highest price it will ever be in the future. This is their best opportunity to minimize their losses.

      The backers are getting out. Watch SCO burn...

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  3. 'This is like...nothing.' by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 5, Funny

    no no ... see, he was refering to what SCO has based their case on

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  4. Yah by ohstoopid1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thats like.... woah

    1. Re:Yah by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny
      So I was working on this plan to kill Linux, I had Microsoft and Baystar and RBC on my side, and then like the lawyer started going "You BEEPing BEEPs at SCO need to BEEP your BEEP"... and then I lost the lawsuit.

      It was a really good business plan, too...

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  5. Stop reporting it by fr0dicus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO now thrive on headlines alone. Stop talking about them and they'll go away quicker.

    1. Re:Stop reporting it by grafikhugh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      At this point negative headlines do not help their stance. The lawsuits are real and they will be settled in court. I think its important for the negative press to keep flowing. If we stop paying attention to their actions then maybe that could be interpretted as us not caring what the outcome is or worse that we fear what the outcome will be.

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    2. Re:Stop reporting it by trybywrench · · Score: 4, Insightful

      SCO now thrive on headlines alone. Stop talking about them and they'll go away quicker.

      well they're not thriving anymore. It's kind of sad really, SCO use to be contender.Don't they have a spot secured on the UNIX timeline along with ATT and the others somewhere? Too bad mgmnt/greed/stupidity/etc got in the way. oh well, you know what they say, out with the old in with the nucleus.

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    3. Re:Stop reporting it by mattdm · · Score: 5, Informative

      well they're not thriving anymore. It's kind of sad really, SCO use to be contender.Don't they have a spot secured on the UNIX timeline along with ATT and the others somewhere? Too bad mgmnt/greed/stupidity/etc got in the way. oh well, you know what they say, out with the old in with the nucleus.

      In this case, very literally out with the old. This company isn't the historical SCO at all, but rather an offshoot of the Linux company Caldera, renamed to SCO after buying many of that original company's Unix assets.

      The original SCO lives on renamed to Tarantella -- which was basically their only profitable software product at the time of the sale.

    4. Re:Stop reporting it by RLW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's the not caring that's the problem. Sure there are lots of things to think about and do in one's life but if nobody raised a stink when interests like the RIAA or the MPAA move to steal our rights then we would have none. So, instead of complaining about the reporting of this stuff write your congressman and tell him to send these other guys packing. While it's true that Slashdot has a anti these guys slant that does not mean what's said here is unimportant or completely unbiased. But often stories get posted here which reference obscure events that the big media outlets won't cover.

    5. Re:Stop reporting it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Irony, thy name is bonch. Bonch, who must meet his daily quota of something to bitch about. If it wasn't a SCO article, he would be bitching about a Microsoft or RIAA article in its place.

  6. Could be worse by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO's CEO was finally bereft of words to describe what it's all been like. In the end he settled for 'This is like...nothing.'

    McBride then followed-up: "But at least I'm not 'Robert S.' Rumsfeld,"

  7. Choice quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So McBride figures BayStar doesn't have a legal leg to stand on

    Brought to you by the words "Shoe", "Other" and "Foot".

  8. Let's see YOU try and wrap it all up! by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Funny
    You can't imagine what this last year has been like for me. I'd like to see you try and simplify the kind of a rodeo I've been on. I've squeezed this tiny little company for millions in salary while utterly destroying any chance of a future it's had. And in doing so, I've made dozens of other millionaires and paupers alike. You try and simplify that kind of thing into an analogy.

    As if all that weren't enough, I've tried to bring you people gold, and getting my home IP banned from Slashdot was my only thanks.

    This will be my last post to Slashdot as Mr. Darl McBride. Mod it up or mod it down, I don't much care anymore. I'm going back to my simple ranch hand ways while Boies and Sontag round up the rest of whatever's left for our ginormous IP firesale, if there's even anything there to capitalize on anymore.

    Thanks to those of you who have moderated me up in the past, those of you who took the time for pithy and cute replies even if you didn't like me, and those who lightened up enough to have a laugh instead of freaking. It's been like... like... it's been like nothing else.

    ~Darl

    1. Re:Let's see YOU try and wrap it all up! by GPLDAN · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is a good comment at the end of the parent article. The comment is, predators have their eyes close together - to focus on prey. Prey has eyes far apart, to see predators better.

      Now look at Darl's beady eyes. Which do you think he is?

      Does anyone know what Darl is actually going to put on his tax return this year? Well in excess of $1M. He can retire to his farm, and count his coins, until some other company run by scumbags needs a pointman to take the stones thrown at them. In fact, I bet if you interview the current class at Harvard Business School - there are a lot of people who admire Darl for agreeing to be the beat-down man for his pittance of the booty.

      Of course, most of the masterminds of the Enron scandal seemed to come from HBS, so there ya go.

  9. article text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    the site seems to be slowing, but not dead yet. here's the text:

    SCO CEO Darl McBride, the most hated man in the computer industry, says he's reached for an analogy to describe SCO's experience since suing IBM. "This is like...," he's said to himself, groping for an elucidating comparison, only to conclude, "Nothing...Nothing compares to what's happened in the last year."

    What happened in the last few days proves his point.

    BayStar, the venture capital outfit that wants its money back from SCO - a highly uniquely situation even for the computer business - has suddenly and out of the blue doubled its position in the company.

    The Royal Bank of Canada, which BayStar brought into the $50 million investment the pair made in SCO last fall, the investor that has reportedly never expressed doubts about the strength of SCO's position or, unlike BayStar, has never complained to SCO about its behavior, sold $20 million worth of its SCO shares to BayStar.

    And the bank is converting the rest of its preferred stock - that it paid $10 million for - into 740,740 shares of SCO common presumably to dump it on the public market. Presumably too it won't sell the stock immediately since the conversion cost it $13.50 a share, more than double what SCO's been selling for.

    BayStar and the bank's $50 million represented 17.5% of SCO.

    Neither BayStar nor the Canadian bank will discuss what happened. The bank merely calls its action a "business decision" and BayStar claims it was presented with "a strategic and financial opportunity."

    McBride claims he doesn't know any more than we do. He's had barely any contact with the bank and all he knows is that he got a letter from them last Wednesday outlining what it was doing, but not explaining why.

    McBride also claims that he doesn't know what BayStar's about either.

    BayStar hasn't withdrawn its demand that SCO return its money and BayStar's lawyers, he said, still haven't told SCO's lawyers how SCO breached their contract. So McBride figures BayStar doesn't have a legal leg to stand on and won't be able to get its money back. The money of course is paying for SCO's legal pursuits.

    McBride said he didn't know how buying the bank's shares would strengthen BayStar's position. BayStar, for instance, doesn't have a seat on SCO's board and the shares it owns are non-voting stock.

    Presumably, the shares that the Canopy Group owns - and remember, Canopy got close to $300 million out of Microsoft to settle an antitrust suit - would trump any notions BayStar might harbor about a hostile takeover.

    BayStar managing partner Larry Goldfarb, the guy responsible for the firm's investment in SCO, told the New York Times a couple of weeks ago that he wants SCO to drop its remaining Unix business, jettison its current management, husband its resources, focus on pursuing its IP claims and mind its Ps and Qs in what it says publicly.

    Apparently BayStar's lawyers have been saying the same thing to SCO's lawyers.

    One wonders whether Goldfarb taking the Times into his confidence made the bank lose its confidence in its investment, hold BayStar responsible and demand that BayStar buy it out.

    BayStar's comment about buying the bank's shares being a "financial opportunity" hints that BayStar paid less for them than the bank did.

    Goldfarb told the Times and his PR guy told us - Goldfarb was reportedly out of the country when the news broke and couldn't speak for himself - that despite his disapproval with the way SCO is run he is convinced of the legitimacy of its IP claims and of its winning its case against IBM.

    According to BayStar's Web site, Burst.com is part of its portfolio. It's unclear what the VC's position is, but Burst is the company, reduced to one or two people, that's suing Microsoft for a tidy packet. It's one of the private antitrust suits that Microsoft has yet to settle.

    Burst claims Microsoft, which it collaborated with for two years, ripped off a media transmission technology it designed to send video and audio files electronically and stuck it in Media Player 9.

    Burst has no other business outside its suit and evidently is the model BayStar wants SCO to emulate.

  10. "this is like...nothing" by Savatte · · Score: 5, Funny

    funny, that's what my acountant said when I asked about the money I had left after investing in SCO.

  11. RBC pulling out by Ubergrendle · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work at another Canadian bank, but can confirm that some of my contacts (ex-colleague of mine, actually) in the IT section of RBC are *very* happy with the investment banking's decision to pull out of SCO. For once it appears like the right hand knows what the left hand is doing... their IT department has a few linux pilot projects (one including desktop replacement!) which suggest a conflict of interest internally.

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  12. Bring in the SEC! by badmammajamma · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The seem ripe for an SEC investigation. How many shady share trades can they go through before someone looks at it?

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  13. The best quote: by roystgnr · · Score: 5, Funny

    "BayStar's lawyers, he said, still haven't told SCO's lawyers how SCO breached their contract. So McBride figures BayStar doesn't have a legal leg to stand on and won't be able to get its money back."

    That's right, Darl, and don't you just hate it when someone accuses you of doing something wrong but refuses to tell you precisely what?

  14. Sue and Grabbit by Draoi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    BayStar managing partner Larry Goldfarb [...] told the New York Times a couple of weeks ago that he wants SCO to drop its remaining Unix business, jettison its current management, husband its resources, focus on pursuing its IP claims and mind its Ps and Qs in what it says publicly.

    And there's the bottom-line. Don't produce anything worthwhile and use your <ahem> IP to generate revenue via lawsuits. As if we didn't know ....

    Still, the 'jettison management' bit has to have Darl sitting on the edge of his seat!

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  15. Okay--the stock joke quota has been met by bonch · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've seen at least 10 of the same jokes in these first 30 comments about what McBride "really" meant. Okay, we get it. You're trying to get a Funny. Darl must have been referring to the basis for his case, or his stock quote. Haha.

    Now, no more, please?

  16. Pot, meet kettle by linuxtelephony · · Score: 5, Insightful

    BayStar hasn't withdrawn its demand that SCO return its money and BayStar's lawyers, he said, still haven't told SCO's lawyers how SCO breached their contract. So McBride figures BayStar doesn't have a legal leg to stand on and won't be able to get its money back. The money of course is paying for SCO's legal pursuits.

    So, Baystar's demanding their money back due to breach of contract without telling how the contract was breached means they don't have a legal leg to stand on.

    Why does this sound so familiar?

    Oh, that's right. SCO claims to own code that was put into Linux, but won't tell what code SCO claims to own.

    Is this Darl's way of admitting that SCO doesn't have a legal leg to stand on?

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  17. The real scum of the earth ... by krumms · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... is BayStar, who seems to be much more interested in funding IP lawsuits than in Real Business.

    I thought "Wow, the stockholders have woken up!" when I first read about the whole BayStar thing.

    But fact is, BayStar has issues with SCO because the former is saying "Dump all your staff, minimize expenses, and just sue, sue, sue." and the latter isn't totally complying - so BayStar is taking their ball and going home.

    The fuckwits.

  18. I'm told... by AchilleTalon · · Score: 4, Funny
    he's already planning to write a book on this experience and for living after SCO has finally die.

    Proposed titles for the book includes:

    Gates of the Hell!

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  19. What else could he say?? by Eggplant62 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Would you be proud of your activities after having ruined your corporation's reputation in the business environment? I wonder how the guy sleeps at night.

    SCO has no chance of surviving even if they get the
    $5 billion by some stroke of insane luck. Who would do business with a company headed up by this overly litigious asshole? "Contracts are what you use against parties you have relationships with," indeed.

    1. Re:What else could he say?? by DroopyStonx · · Score: 4, Funny

      If SCO has no chance to survive... then perhaps they should make their time!

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  20. Like that bank heist that went wrong.. by Performer+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    He was going to say "This is like that bank heist in Illinois that went wrong, we had to shoot our way out.", but realized he was talking to the press and not his buddies at Canopy and managed to stop himself just in time with "This is like... nothing".

  21. Re:SCOX price right now... by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One day doesn't really tell much. A more interesting view is the 3 month performance. Then take a look at the 1 year graph, and it looks like SCO is heading right back to where they were before this whole episode began - circling the toilet bowl of history...

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  22. From the Article by Ghengis · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Royal Bank of Canada, which BayStar brought into the $50 million investment the pair made in SCO last fall, the investor that has reportedly never expressed doubts about the strength of SCO's position or, unlike BayStar, has never complained to SCO about its behavior, sold $20 million worth of its SCO shares to BayStar.

    That has to be one of the worst sentences I've read in a news article. I know it's still gramatically correct, but talk about hard to follow! Sure it may be off-topic, but WOW! It looks as if anyone can be a writer these days.

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  23. Baystar wants to keep SCO low-profile by phasm42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think Baystar wants to keep SCO low profile and is telling McBride to shut his mouth because if more people were aware of their parasitical business model, I think it would hurt them financially and they might suffer some backlash from the public at large. As it stands now, probably only the IT community, and maybe just a subset of that, is aware of the implications of this lawsuit.

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  24. So let me get this straight... by canfirman · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Burst has no other business outside its suit and evidently is the model BayStar wants SCO to emulate.

    So let me get this straight...BayStar has bought up RBC's investment in SCO and wants SCO to get out of every other business it's in and focus on it's pending lawsuits? Doesn't that strike anybody as odd? Basically, BayStar has told SCO to put all of it's eggs in one basket, hoping that the bottom doesn't fall out. If SCO loses against IBM, then there would be nothing left, the stock would take a pounding (probably become "Penny Stock"), and BayStar loses on it's investment. Strange.

    Either BayStar is betting a huge wad of cash on this "horserace" hoping for the big payoff, knows something we don't (which I doubt), or is really stupid. Whatever the management at BayStar is smoking, I'd like some of that.

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    1. Re:So let me get this straight... by Jahf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Horserace" is my guess.

      Think of this situation as the mirror of an Angel Investor with an up and coming company. The Angel might invest in 10 startups and have 9 of them die before going public and yet still make a fortune.

      In this case, if they can buy 10 failing companies $100M each, each having a $1B+ lawsuit in process, only 1 of those guys has to win their lawsuit for BayStar to make their money back and then some.

      What is the best chance that BayStar has for SCO to win? SCO has to focus EVERYTHING on winning (even though by doing so they almost certainly will disappear after the win anyway).

      Perhaps this should be the defition of a "Devil Investor"?

      I wouldn't be at all surprised if SCO hinted that they would do just this, but they probably din't -commit- to it.

      Of course we all know that some times 10 companies out of 10 fail, so BayStar could screw themselves out of the cash, which is why they put pressure on their investments to do the burn-out legislation in an all-out attempt to win.

      And I'm with you, I would smoke hundreds of millions of dollars if someone gave me billions to do so :)

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  25. borrow some from Rumsfeld by anandpur · · Score: 5, Funny

    As we know,
    There are known knowns.
    There are things we know we know.
    We also know
    There are known unknowns.
    That is to say
    We know there are some things
    We do not know.
    But there are also unknown unknowns,
    The ones we don't know
    We don't know.

    --Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing

    Next Day :

    I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said, but I know what I think... and I assume it's what I said

    1. Re:borrow some from Rumsfeld by nicophonica · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I must say I detest Rumsfeld and his complete and intentional lack of conventional ethics. However, this statement, while highly abstract, makes sense.

      I have a lunch box there is a tuna fish sandwich and something spongy in a brown paper wrapper. I like tuna fish, that is a 'known' and i don't have to worry about it.

      I don't know what's in the brown paper wrapper but I know better then to eat it. That's a 'known unknown' and since I'm not going to eat it, I don't have to worry about that either.

      What I didn't have any idea about, however, was that my lunch box was trapped with a spring loaded poison needle, that's an 'unknown unknown'. Because I didn't have any idea my lunch box could be trapped, I'm dead.

  26. There's nothing he can say he's done by tarranp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO has made a major tactical error; they sued Novell alleging slander of title because Novell filed for the copyrights on Unix System V shortly after SCO fled for the same copyrights.

    Essentially, to allege a slander of title, you have to come to the court with

    1) Evidence that you won the title being slandered,

    2) Evidence that the slanderer knew it,

    3) and that you suffered damages as part of the slander.

    The problem is that SCO not only has failed to show evidence of 1 and 2, Novell is waving the letter around where SCO asked Novell for the copyrights.

    Now, if the court dismisses the suit stating that SCO's ownership of the copyrights is in doubt, their case against Autozone collapses, and Red hat can get summary judgement that Linux does not infringe on SCO's copyrights.

    Meanwhile IBM's counterclaims, once litigated will leave SCO in bakrupcy and the GPL will have had its day in court (IBM is suing SCO, among other things, for distributing IBM's copyrighted code while violating the terms of the GPL by forbidding the creation of derivative works).

    Free/Open Source software has been helped rather than hurt by this lawsuit; it is more famous, and its opponents are displaying themselves to be incompetent bufoons. It has educated many of us about the field of intellectual property law.

  27. Ironic by CamShaft · · Score: 5, Funny
    BayStar's lawyers, he said, still haven't told SCO's lawyers how SCO breached their contract
    I had to chuckle when I read that.
  28. RTA, Baystar aren't selling anymore.... by reality-bytes · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Baystar are not selling their shares right now - they just doubled their stock by buying the 20,000 shares that the Royal Bank of Canada just cashed out of.

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  29. does this sound familier by linuxbert · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the Article:
    "BayStar hasn't withdrawn its demand that SCO return its money and BayStar's lawyers, he said, still haven't told SCO's lawyers how SCO breached their contract. So McBride figures BayStar doesn't have a legal leg to stand on and won't be able to get its money back."

    hasent this been what SCO is doing to IBM - Not telling them anything..

  30. Great plot from a previous /. post by IceAgeComing · · Score: 5, Funny

    A great plot with the SCO stock price plotted over Ululu/Ayer's Rock is here.

    Original post with this plot is here.

  31. An odd pathology by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Funny

    Typically, once an arsonist starts a fire, they leave the building rather than watch it burn down around them.

    SCO seems to be running around locking all the doors, and they're the only ones in the building.

  32. Re:This Is News For Nerds? by Performer+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He may be law abiding (I'm not convinced) but he's trying to take the freedoms of thousands of developers away. You should not let your politics interfere with your sense of judgement. People who wrote their own software have a right to use it unencumbered by the claims of some shady characters who misrepresent their efforts. The SCO CEO has lied about Linux, he has misrepresented his own claims, he has failed to meet the basic requirements of copyright enforcement by intentionally not stating any lines of infringing code, while impugning the character of independent developers. Nobody has stolen his code and the technical merits of his claims are baseless, absurd and unsupportable notions of copyrights on ABIs and derivative works have been introduced in court and in the press to hype their case.

    If he has a claim against the community he should state it with specificity, he has never done this. The community should be given the chance to fix any problems (that's a right under the law) and they have never been given that chance.

    SCO does not want this. SCO wants to tax us all for work others have done on copyrights they don't even own if Novell is to be believed.

    McBride is a despicable man of low character, he has demonstrated this to most rational thinkers and he deserves the public scorn that is heaped upon him.

  33. Baystar isn't buying ordinary shares... by tjwhaynes · · Score: 5, Informative
    Baystar are not selling their shares right now - they just doubled their stock by buying the 20,000 shares that the Royal Bank of Canada just cashed out of.

    Yes but Baystar is not buying the currently-$5-and-dropping publicly traded shares. Baystar is buying 20,000 Series A shares worth $1000 each. Now the interesting part is that if SCO is forced to redeem these special stocks, Baystar gets considerably more than the $1000 per share because of the penalty clause - I think it's a 20% premium, so make that $1200 per share. So Baystar is unlikely to be out of cash if SCO is forced to re-imburse it. In fact Baystar will be up $8 million dollars on their holding of 40,000 Series A shares.

    Cheers,
    Toby Haynes

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  34. Correction to the article by siskbc · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the SCO press release: " The conversion will occur as permitted under SCO's Certificate of Designation, Preferences and Rights relating to the Series A-1 stock. The Series A-1 stock was purchased at a price of $1,000 per share, and will be converted to common stock based on a conversion price of $13.50 per share."

    From the article: "And the bank is converting the rest of its preferred stock - that it paid $10 million for - into 740,740 shares of SCO common presumably to dump it on the public market. Presumably too it won't sell the stock immediately since the conversion cost it $13.50 a share, more than double what SCO's been selling for."

    Always good to see quality journalism. That $13.50 is per share of *preferred stock,* which originally sold for $1000.

    Here's the math:

    They're cashing out 10,000 shares of preferred for 740,740 shares of regular. Regular is 5.16 now, which is about what it would be worth at conversion - bringing them $3,822,218. This also means their shares of preferred stock are worth $3822/share right now. It will cost $13.50/*preferred* share - not common share as claimed by the article - to convert the 10,000 shares. This amounts to a 3.5% loss on the conversion, but that looks golden right now. It certainly would have made no sense if the $13.50 were per common share, as the article mistakenly claimed. In other words, they didn't pay a $13.50 fee to sell a $5 stock.

    Also of interest - the purchase price of the stock was $10,000,000. Given the return of $3.8M, that means that they bought their stock at a price equivalent to $13.57/share of common stock. Probably looked good at one time...to someone.

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  35. Can't afford to let any of the court cases wrap up by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There for awhile, SCO was a pretty darn good engine for anti-Linux FUD. And it's pretty clear that was the specific intent of all of Darl's motormouth behavior. But that strategy has by now completely played itself out.

    Now, the absolute WORST thing that could happen in that regard is for any of the court cases to wrap themselves up. If your goal is anti-Linux FUD, a wrap up of any of the suits would appear as a Linux stamp of approval and send it off running.

    So the question is, after attempting every stalling tactic in the book, what effect would a change in ownership of the IP at the center of the court cases have on the cases themselves? And is Baystar in a position to facilitate just such a change of ownership?

    Guess we'll know pretty soon...

  36. Re:Let me be the first to say... by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Informative
    Who the hell is Robert S. Rumsfeld?

    Roberts S. McNamara was Lyndon Johnson's Secretary of Defense, and largely responsible for the quagmire that the Vietnam War became. (After avoiding responsibility for the deaths of 58,000 Americans and untold thousands or millions of Vietnamese, McNamara was rewarded with the Presidency of The World Bank for twelve years.)

    Donald Rumsfeld, of course, is the current Secretary of Defense who decided to ignore military doctrine and top Pentagon generals and top military lawyers in favor of his own ideas on war doctrine and the Geneva Conventions in Iraq.

    Here's what one retired officer (an officer right-wing enough to have compared Howard Dean to Hitler, but also an excellent novelist), Ralph Peters, had to say about Rumsfeld today (emphasis mine):
    ...I have never seen such distrust of a public official [as Donald Rumsfeld] in the senior ranks. Not even of Bill Clinton. Rumsfeld & Co. have trashed our ground forces every way they could.... Rumsfeld has wounded our military and sent our troops to die for harebrained schemes. In place of sound plans, he substituted political prejudices. Election year or not, he has to go.


    So I've decided that it's only fair to remind ourselves of our "proud" history of quagmires, by referring to the Secretary of Defense as 'Robert S.' Rumsfeld.
  37. other peoples words are derivative works of Darl's by choconutdancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    thats why he's at a loss for words. other people have been stealing words from him!

    other peoples sentences are just his words rearranged in a different order. they are obviously DERIVATIVE WORKS of his sentences. some sentences have had the words purposely REARRANGED to OBFUSCATE the true origin of the sentence - Darl. in fact, sometimes the senteneces other people have said are EXACTLY THE SAME are Darl's sentences. word for word. coincidence?

    a bunch of MIT rocket scientists have confirmed that Darl's sentence "yes." has been used elsewhere MILLIONS of times. this is STEALING of his IP and it must stop. sue Darl sue!

    hint to Darl: when you sue remember that (like with the IBM lawsuit) you can pick whatever value you want for damages! rather than sue for an obscenely ridiculous value like 5 Billion dollars you should really go all out this time and sue for 100 GaZillion (GaZillion - copyright Darl McBride) dollars! just think how that will make the stock price in your stock scam to go up. wow! is our legal system cool or what?