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A Complete Map To Springfield
neelm writes "If you even needed to know the names of the roads Homer Simpson takes to work, you can find out at
Guide to Springfield, USA. On the site you'll find a complete map and guide to all springfield location. The map was put together mostly by watching (and rewatching) Simpson's episodes. The map is even listed in Harvard Map Collection!"
best...link...EVER!
Stupid sig of the week: Perl Hackers DIIMTOW
I love this place! "Donner's Party Supplies" We had one here, but the owner ate all the profits!
Some people have way too much time on their hands.
And I'm glad they do!
<insert witty linux comment here>
First p-----D'OH!
This looks a lot like the MIT Campus.
everyone knows that west springfield is 3 times the size of texas!
"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson
"The Lucky Stiff Funeral Home"
That's just begging for a comment...
Anybody know about any WiFi hotspot in springfield
Judging from Homer I'd have to say Apathy :)
It's more detailed than my fucking street directory.
Then the Stonecutter's secret traffic tunnel wouldn't have done him much good. Duh.
Personally, I can't wait for someone to make the first GTA mission expansion using this map! :-)
HOMER MAD! HOMER SMASH!
People that believe in their opinions don't post AC.
Ahhh... Highlighted in bold red letters (like warnings, etc.) so that any geek who looked for it would, naturally, completely disregard it as insignificant
:-)
I've never shoed a horse, but I once told a donkey to piss off!
When I first read this, I figured they musta used cartoon versions of the Vans from yesterday's Slashdot story.
The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
Where are the GPS cooridinates?
"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
Yeah, but Harry Potter's only funny if you read it in the manner discovered on bash.org
Time to build a Quake level...
(fires RPG)
"D'oh!!"
duh it was distroyed in that episode, you wouldn't see it ;p
'In some ways'? 'Considered to be'?
You're just making shit up.
1) Pick a topic to write about /.ers would be interested in
2) Make it a topic
3) Make a website about this topic
4) Put some large images on the website
5) ???
6) Profit!!! (for your ISP)
I wonder if there's also a web page describing every episode their cars have been wrecked
[to the tune of the Flinstones theme]
Simpson, Homer Simpson
he's the greatest guy in history
from the town of Springfield,
he's about to hit a chestnut tree.
You absolute bastard. I'll never be able to read Harry Potter again without thinking of this. Damn web page warped my fragile little mind. And my friends will never speak to me again once I subject them to it. Not that that will stop me. Shared pain is lessened pain and all that.
"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Col. Jeff Cooper
I find Morningwood Penitentiary funnier. Sadly, it took me a few viewings of that episode to catch that joke.
In 'Office Space' the protagonist lived in 'Morningwood Apartments'. I wondered if that sign had been built just for the movie or it was actually the name of the complex (possibly a joke by some suburban planner).
You are also aware that Apu went to Springfield Heights Institute of Technology, right?
I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
I for one welcome our new cartographer overlords.
Worst...Simpsons...information...EVER.
Any sufficiently well-organized Government is indistinguishable from bullshit.
....you insensitive clod!! :-)
Since you found that, have you found the KFP?
That was the Kentucky Fried Panda that was "Finger Ling-Ling good!"
Maybe it wouldn't be on the map since it got crushed by the log that used to be Springfield's oldest living tree?
Or maybe even finding the Angel Hills Mall. The one that was built after the scam of finding what looked to be angel fossils...
Hmm... what was that other mall built by the billionaire that bragged about climbing up Niagara Falls and knocking out a boxer? Where would it be located?
I'm not a nerd. I'm a geek. Nerds make more money.
Hmmmm....
The Simpsons live on Evergreen Terrace...
The mirror is at Evergreen.edu...
Do I sense a CONSPIRACY?
(probably not)
Atlanta would be infinitely easier to navigate if you guys were a little more creative with your street names. How many variations of "Peachtree" do you really need?
I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
June: Uh, well, uh...
Homer: I'll field that one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?
Doug: (embarrassed pause) I withdraw my question.
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eeww, I'll have a crab juice.
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