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80,012 Text Messages In One Month

webguru4god writes "According to an article on AZCentral.com, a man in New Zealand sent an average of 2,580 text messages a day for a whole month to protest his cell phone provider cancelling their unlimited text messaging plan. I recently received a faulty cell phone bill for $2000 claiming that I sent 40,000 text messages in one month, which I thought was physically impossible. But apparently this man has doubled that number and managed to get 8 hours of sleep each night for the month!"

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  1. hhmmm... by Mad_Rain · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think they're missing the bigger story: How did this man grow two extra thumbs to key in those 80,000 messages? ;)

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    1. Re:hhmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Telecom New Zealand have also said he wasn't their biggest text sender (It's just that his was a protest).
      During the promotion people in the same room have been texting back and forth to each other about the program they've been watching, so the numbers added up. His protest was in texting the competitor service it was costing Telecom a lot more than Telecom to Telecom texts.

    2. Re:hhmmm... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      My phone has the ability to store messages... the article says he sent the same message repeatedly. It's a matter of two clicks on my phone to bring up the stored text message and send it. Rinse and repeat.

    3. Re:hhmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Uh - no bill. His protest was in the last month of the text deal that Telecom NZ had, so it was all their loss, not his. He still got charged the same total as the previous months.

    4. Re:hhmmm... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 4, Informative

      And then there is the possibility to send text messages from a computer in a variety of ways, including connecting your mobile to it.. A computer can also generate and send messages and a quite incredible rate..

    5. Re:hhmmm... by 222 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its easy, he simply built a beowulf cluster of thumbs.

      /ducks

    6. Re:hhmmm... by gusnz · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thanks, Mr A.C., for injecting a little local perspective! While I'm not a Telecom NZ subscriber, allow me to explain a little more...

      The two main phone networks in NZ are Vodafone and Telecom. Vodafone initially dominated the texting market, with 20c-per-text prices using its GSM network. In order to reclaim some marketshare, Telecom introduced its "$10-per-month for unlimited texting deal" last year, and advertised it nationwide.

      Here's the kicker. Telecom's network is based on CDMA, and to switch from Vodafone to Telecom you have to purchase a new phone and get a new phone number. Lots of people I know were spending hundreds of dollars a month on text charges with Vodafone, so justifying the expense of ~$300NZD for a midrange Telecom phone and switching over made sense economically.

      During this period, I don't recall Telecom mentioning any time limit on the deal whatsoever. Anyone who paid more attention than I to the extremely small print at the bottom of their TV screens can feel free to post a rebuttal, but many people received an assurance from Telecom store clerks in person that the $10 deal was guaranteed for a long time (years to decades) and correspondingly switched over to the Telecom network, expecting their initial outlay for a new phone to eventually pay for itself.

      Fast forward to 2004, and Telecom pulls the bait and switch on its subscribers, causing a lot of them to get very angry and send as many text messages as they could before the $10 deal terminated as a protest.

      I can see where Telecom is coming from, as they do pay interconnect agreements with Vodafone and have to pay approximately 8c to 14c (can't recall the exact figure) per text message that terminates on Vodafone's network, and as such the $10 deal is uneconomic in the long term. And they do still have a monthly deal, but it's capped at ~500 messages last I heard, which is less than many people require (especially when forwarding one message to several people; it adds up rapidly!). However, I still feel that Telecom's behaviour with regards to advertising their phone deal was a little unethical, and I can see exactly where the person in the article is coming from...

    7. Re:hhmmm... by puddpunk · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm a long time Vodafone subscriber (switched _from_ telecom before their $10 text deal) and am incredibly happy with the service Vodafone provides.

      Now when Telecom announced their $10/month for unlimited text almost everyone I knew could see into the (near) future that Telecom was going to pull the old "bait and switch" with this whole deal.

      I would constantly put the sales reps that accosted me at my University on the spot by asking in a loud voice when the deal will end. They said "indefinate" while umming and ahhhing which then I would say "So, you could change it next month, right?".

      Now while this "unlimited" texting went on, people started to wonder how Telecom could afford this kind of madness, but Telecom in New Zealand controls a huge majority of Phone lines, toll calls, ADSL connections and controls one of the largest ISP's in NZ (Xtra). We knew where they were getting their money from they were subsidising their losses in the cell phone division from their other (more profitable) departments.

      So as more and more people started to poke their nose into Telecom's business, we knew their next move was coming next. $10/month for 500 texts. Now the deal is still a huge savings in money, but it's just the fact that Telecom changed the rules while the game was being played and that upset a lot of people.

      Vodafone cannot compete with those prices, so Vodafone chose to start pushing their interactive GPRS technologies such as Vodafone Live! (neat wap portal) and PXT (picture messages). Now even though I could save $50/month I simply do not trust telecom! I'm an account holder with Vodafone (not prepay) and I just will not deal with Telecom more than I have to, lest they choose to rip me off.

    8. Re:hhmmm... by AtomicBomb · · Score: 4, Informative

      From the perspective of another New Zealander, I doubt the following statement, "Lots of people I know were spending hundreds of dollars a month on text charges with Vodafone"...

      The voice mobile service in NZ is more expensive than most developed country. Here links to the most generous plan from Vodafone that is the major rival against Telecom. It is something like NZD$40 (about US$25) for 300 min of offpeak min. $1/min on peak hours... Forget about the daytime plans... They are 5 times more expansive. Since voice service is so expensive, most secondary and university students rely on text message for communication... Many of them are on prepaid as they cannot afford the monthly fee.

      Here comes to the point: many of them found $40 expensive, do they have the few hundred buck for texting? Students in general don't earn much. Some university students receive allowance from the government at a rate of $500/month. Accomodation can easily be more than that...

      IMO, the current chaos is created by the "all you can eat" mentality. I know many secondary students start sending bulk forward messages, joke etc... Before then, texting was for something more crucial like "I got stuck in the traffic", "Let's meet at xyz 7pm tonite"... It really catches Telecom off guard... We cannot exclude the possiblity that some of the texting records are broken with the aid of computers.

      Telecom is the bully in the local telco market... But, in this event, I don't blame them for cutting the $10 unlimited texting deal... It is clear since the first day that the $10 deal is a limited promotion with time limit...

    9. Re:hhmmm... by MSZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IMO, the current chaos is created by the "all you can eat" mentality.

      Which is wrong... exactly why?

      Anyone offering flat rate, unlimited-for-fixed-price (all you can eat) takes on a risk. This is obvious for anyone with basic understanding of economy. The same happened with unlimited internet access - marketing made assumptions about usage patterns that turned out wrong.

      However in this case it may be simpler, as it seems somewhat to be bait and switch thing. Honest limited time offers say they are limited.

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    10. Re:hhmmm... by whereiswaldo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't most agreements with service companies include verbage like "conditions are subject to change [with|without] notice.."? In addition to often disclaiming that they aren't to blame if they don't actually provide adequate service or reliability. Agreements that are subject to change are fairly useless and all too common. But, we accept them.

  2. were the messages spam? by Barbarian · · Score: 5, Funny

    hi2u want big penis message back plz

  3. You know... by Ikn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think this entire 'unlimited' offering is silly...it seems we're seeing more and more cases of some group of customers that basically exceed whatever the company expects the realistic extreme to be, and the company simply creates a cap. An ISP might offer unlimited bandwidth, the the minute a few people start managing to pull down 20gig a day, or say, a phone company customer base starts sending 10,000 text messages a day, we start seeing things like this. We know there's a reasonable extreme to be expected in any service like this, and it'd be nice of the companies responsbile just gave a good limit (1 gig of free e-mail, anyone?) that most people won't get close to hitting, but is big enough to keep users coming in.

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    1. Re:You know... by mandalayx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Understood, but the minute that you put a cap on your "unlimited" service, please stop calling your service "unlimited".

      Comcast, anybody?

    2. Re:You know... by Alsee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The issues is that they DID advertize flat rate unlimited messaging in order to grab customers, and many customers had to spend $300 and get a new phone number to make that switch.

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    3. Re:You know... by zakezuke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think this entire 'unlimited' offering is silly..

      We're talking SMS messaging here. When you can get phones with internet access and support for msn / yahoo / aim-icq you tend to expect it's all covered in your monthly fee, because it is. Unless you would have me believe it's more costly to offer SMS messaging rather then yahoo over mobile.

      10,000 text messages a day is nothing like 20gig a day on an ISP. assuming your average message is 128 bytes this is 1.25MB a day. At 110 baud a reasonable typing speed this would be all day. At 2400 baud that's like an hour of use, at phone speeds this is squat. 20gigs a day on an ISP for your average joe cable user would be all day use. Filling up a hard drive in a matter of days is excessive, but typing speeds are not likely to max out network speeds that are measured in KB/sec.

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    4. Re:You know... by kfg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ambiguous limits and shady enforcement policies foster a sense of unease among users.

      Yeah, and it's always good to have your customers uneasy about using your service.

      When I owned an R/C track I offered unlimited practice for three bucks a driver a day. I told people flat out that they could show up at opening with the wife and kiddies bearing a picnic basket and stay until closing for their three bucks.

      And some people did, and it was a real pain in the ass because I wasn't the sort to just take their money and sit behind the counter ignoring them all day. I considered my customers my guests and treated them as such, making sure music they liked was playing, the sort of racing tapes they liked were on the TV, helped them set up their cars and even played with their kids so that they'd be free to play with their cars.

      That's a lot of work for three bucks.

      But I didn't consider these people as abusing my policy. I set my policy. My policy was my policy.

      And I had a lot of happy customers who loved coming to my place and hanging out, who felt free to just pop in for a few minutes or a few hours. Who never felt they had to carefully schedule their visits so they came more often.

      So I had more customers overall, because they were all happy.

      KFG

    5. Re:You know... by sfe_software · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think this entire 'unlimited' offering is silly...

      Agreed. If the company providing the service could truly offer "unlimited" service (can't even think of any examples, but I'm sure they exist) then it's fine. In most cases, however, "unlimited" simply doesn't fly, and you'll find (especially in the web hosting/ISP business) deep in the AUP/TOS something like "...unless you use more than x in one month...", eg, "unlimited as long as you stay within the limites".

      I can't see that text messages could possibly cost that much to process (my provider (Cingular), where I do not have text messaging as part of my plan, charges 10 cents per message). It's simple ASCII text, generally very short, and has to use far less bandwidth than a phone conversaion. Yet, a phone conversation to the very same person you're text messaging with would be a lot cheaper (or pretty much free)... I think they're charging crazy fees simply because it's a new fad, and they can...

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    6. Re:You know... by sjwt · · Score: 4, Informative

      Phone companys have to pay the other phonecomapanys for sending an SMS though there network..

      Its not like that internet backbone monopoly Ameriaca has over the rest of the world where all ISPs share there bandwidth for next to noting.

      each one of those SMSs could of cost the phonecompany 5-10cents..

      Not that im saying the company didnt deserve it,
      unlimited is after all, unlimited..

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    7. Re:You know... by Apogee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You are completely right. "Unlimit" is always within some limits, as every company who actually pays something to a provider upstream to offer this service would be on the slippery slope to extinction , if they wouldn't care how much you use the "unlimited" service.

      Unlimited is a marketing ploy, nothing more and nothing less.

      Point in case, a DSL provider in Germany offers a no-transfer-limit DSL account. I have just read that they regularly (every month or so) identify those users who pull more than 20GB per month, and send them a polite letter, offering them 100 Euros (100-something US$), if they terminate their account at once. Moreover, they can keep the DSL router and other hardware they got for free when signing up. Basically, they're saying, we don't want you, here's some cash if you leave right away (and sign a statement that you won't re-apply for their service if you keep up your downloading habits).

  4. The real question is... by nordicfrost · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...who the hell recieved them? My cellphone can hold something like 200 SMS before rejecting (making the telco retry after a while) the messages. Also, this is up to 12801920 bytes of text, excluding control bytes...


    Little over a year ago, there was an MMS war between the telcos here in Norway and all MMS messages were free of charge. The price war continued for half a year and I save a lot on using MMS to send text instead of SMS.

  5. wait a minute by Turismo86 · · Score: 3, Funny

    so his plan was that by showing them that more messages were sent when the company charged for them , somehow this company would decide against the extra income and return to free text messages. Hmmm, well we can't all be geniuses.

  6. It's possible by dncsky1530 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can send tons of text messages with programs like this
    And with sites like CellularOneWest you can send up to 12 at a time.

  7. Costs outweigh the advantages by Bill_Royle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Considering the cost increase he'd probably be paying for the charged messages, the costs for carpal tunnel surgery will likely outweigh any savings he would have had if his campaign had worked.

    1. Re:Costs outweigh the advantages by logic-gate · · Score: 3, Informative
      At a maximum rate of 20 cents a text message, Ray would have tallied a bill of more than $10,060 for his protest.

      Actually the story is inaccurate - the text caps only came into action a few days ago. The guy actually spent the last month of the "all you can text" promotion to send his 80,000 texts and therefore was only out of pocket by NZ$10.

  8. Cell Provider Targeting Spam by shirai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The cap doesn't seem that unreasonable as it is probably protecting other text messaging users from spam.

    According to the article, some users were sending 100,000 messages per month. This is the equivalent of 3,333 messages per day. There doesn't seem to be much in the way of legitimate uses for this many messages except for commercial dispatch (for example) but in those instances, those companies should be expected to pay. I mean, as a messaging user, I sure don't want to subsidize a dispatch company for their commercial usage of the feature.

    Perhaps the limit is a little too low but I personally don't see many people using an average of more than 33 messages per day. Note this is average and not, for example, one bad day with the server going up and down all the time.

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  9. It's crazy by Piranhaa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What i've always wondered on my plan, is why text messaging costs more than phoning. I'm on pay and talk at the moment, while phoning costs like 5 cents per minute, and texting costs 15 cents per message. It's crazy! Texting takes longer to type, you can only get like 140 CHARACTERS per message, and yet it costs 3 times more! I dont know, but texting should be like internet, you pay a certain fee per month, and you get unlimited messaging. What cost for bandwidth does a little bit of words cost???

    1. Re:It's crazy by wfberg · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's worse than 3 times as expensive. Three minutes of standard GSM-encoded voice traffic equals about 9600 * 60 * 3 / 8 = 216000 bytes of traffic (ignoring encoding etc, since we're looking at payload). Those 140 bytes (7 bits * 160 chars) in an SMS message are 0.065% of that amount of data. Round it up to 0.1% to allow for reliable delivery and routing overhead, that's 1000 times as expensive.

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  10. OMG by dazst · · Score: 3, Funny
    Did he actually thumb-type 2,580 messages every day ?
    <?php
    foreach ($phonelist as $phone)
    mail($phone,"Hi, how are you?",$nullmsg);
    ?>
  11. It's not that hard... by ebsf1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    It was on the news here. He was sending the same message to all the users in his addressbook with the send to all function of his phone. So if you have a hundred ppl listed it can add up pretty quick.

    1. Re:It's not that hard... by BigAl_nz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It was on the news here. He was sending the same message to all the users in his addressbook with the send to all function of his phone. So if you have a hundred ppl listed it can add up pretty quick.

      It's not said in that short article, but I'm pretty sure it's the same guy that I read about a week or so ago. And he was sending the bulk of the SMS's to a spare SIM card that he had, so that he wouldn't annoy all his friends. Small mercies I suppose.

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  12. Ridiculous! by bdash · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... which he believed would be in force until 2010.

    Speaking as a New Zealander, I find it ridiculous that anyone could believe that Telecom's "$10 Text" promotion would last for several more years. When the promotion began, it was very clearly advertised that the promotion would only extend to the end of 2003. I think that Telecom's customers have been lucky that they have extended the promotion for an extra 6 months.

    To put it quite simply: Telecom New Zealand advertised it as a time-limited promotion. People who believe that it should continue indefinitely are confused, and believe that they should get something for nothing.

  13. Price of SMS Stinks. by nighty5 · · Score: 5, Informative

    In Australia we pay an average of 20c to 25c per SMS message.

    Considering how little data is traversed to wager the cost, I can't see how its anywhere near reasonable.

    Our postal service will physically send a letter to anywhere in Australia for 40c - which requires much more signficant investment in resources. And yet somehow telcos feel they can charge -that- much.

    Whenever I can, I prefer to pick up the mobile to call somebody, if you stay on the phone for no longer than 30 seconds its about the same cost. And the call is calcuated per second airtime.

    What do other countries such as Asia, Europe and America pay?

    Tell us!

    1. Re:Price of SMS Stinks. by ag0ny · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What do other countries such as Asia, Europe and America pay?

      I'm spanish, but I'm living in Tokyo.

      I don't know about other asian countries, but at least here in Japan nobody uses SMS. Instead, we use email.

      Each phone has a default email address associated to it (usually something like @phonecompany.tld), and you can change this email address whenever you want. Many people choose really hard-to-guess addresses to avoid spam. And yes, this is "normal" email, reachable from the Internet. For example, my server monitoring scripts can notify my phone of a problem by just doing a "cat $MESSAGE | mail @docomo.ne.jp".

      The prices depend on the company and the type of contract. In DoCoMo phones using i-mode, one packet of data is 128 bytes. Each monthly plan includes 400 free packets. After these free packets, the next 10000 packets are billed at 0.3 yen each, and each additional packet after these 10000 is billed at 0.2 yen each. (source here).

      An email message on these phones can be up to 512 characters long, so including the overhead, the maximum you will pay for a single message will be 4.5 yen.

      At today's rate, 1 Japanese Yen = 0.009004 US Dollar.

  14. The reason why Telecom put the cap on by logic-gate · · Score: 5, Informative
    Telecom put the cap on text messages because in New Zealand they have to pay 8 cents interconnection fee for each text that terminates in rival network Vodafone.

    For 100,000 messages that accounts to NZ$8000 per month. The Telecom deal was $10 per month so they would lose $7990 per month for a customer that texted that much to Vodafone!!

    Telecom didn't think this out before they offered the deal, have lost shitloads of money, and are now backtracking furiously and blaming "spammers".

  15. I don't get it by iswm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's a PHONE, how about you just call the person instead? It seems so pointless to waste you time thumbing in silly little messages that people can barely understand instead of just punching in their phone number and saying what you need to say.

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    1. Re:I don't get it by Simon+Lyngshede · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Text messages are less intrusive, people can answer them when they have the time. I don't like having people call regarding things which basicly isn't that important, seen me a text message and I can answer you when I have the time.

      I don't call people if I can avoid it, I think it's very rude to assume that they will have the time to talk to me. Emails and text messages a is something they can deal with later. For important things or situations where you need the answer right now, sure a phone call it better.

  16. Some friend! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    The article says 'he repeatedly sent friends a message reading: "Hi. How are you?"'

    2,580 times a day he did this. I am guessing he is now short a few friends...

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  17. Practicality? by lancomandr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm trying to figure out the effectiveness of this protest. The message he sent is 16 bytes. I'm not sure how big SMS headers are but lets assume about 30 bytes. So thats 46 bytes per message. Times 80,012 = 3,680,552. I don't know exactly how much bandwidth etc is allocated for text messaging within a cellular telephone carrier, but three and a half megabytes in a month doesn't seem like much. Lets look at average traffic. The article states that he slept 8 hours per night over what appears to be a 31 day period. That would mean he is awake 16 hours per day. 2,580 messages over 16 hours is 161.25 messages per hour, 2.6875 messages per minute, or ~.045 messages per second. 46 bytes x .045 means he is only sending an average of 2.07 bytes per second. Pretty small beans. It would have been just as easy to send a 160 character message 80,012 times as it was to send his short one. Perhaps something like DoS was not his aim, but the article states that this was an "attack." I don't know too many people that need in the tens of thousands text messages per month that can't afford to pay more than $6.29/mo. Despite all this, I do believe that companies should hold true to their claims or offerings. I doubt that Mr. Ray's 2.07 bytes per second made them LOSE any money, but as seen in the article they sure could have made a shitload off of it. If a company is going to offer something like that, they should be prepared for power users taking full advantage of it.

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  18. 3 messages per minute by anticypher · · Score: 4, Interesting

    3 SMS messages per minute doesn't sound like much. Assuming he didn't change the message each time, after the initial time spent writing the message, its easy to send 10 to 15 per minute to numbers in the phone's address book.

    I have clients who run SMS gateway machines, and each phone can send 30 to 50 messages per minute. Of course, this is computer controlled, and they have a chassis with 30 phones and hundreds of SIM cards to spread the charge across many "1000 free texts per month" plans.

    Back when SMS messaging was free in Europe, I wrote a crude implementation of IP over SMS. The phones were connected with serial cables to linux boxes. It took some serious tweaking of MTU, TCP timeouts, and a couple of hacked applications (sendmail and telnet) to deal with the bandwidth, latency and small packet size problems. I even managed to perform an NFS mount over SMS. But alas, once the phone companies smelled money, it was all over.

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  19. Uhm... by broothal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think he misunderstood the word "protest". To me it seems like he just proved the telecoms point.

    I don't feel sorry for him that he can't continue to send a text message every 20 seconds. If it was me he was sending his "hi, how are you" drivel to, my response would probably be something in the line of "Shut the f*ck up dude"

  20. Messaging Abuse? by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Interesting


    So lets see. The provider recognizes that people are abusing the system. The guy sends thousands of pages to his friends to prove people are abusing the system, and he makes the news as being the good guy because telco's are evil??

    If someone started sending *ME* thousands of messages per month, I'd get a bit irate. I suppose his friends aren't exactly happy with a month of their phone beeping at them constantly. I get a bit pissed at just our server pages (sent to my phone), and those don't count up anywhere near thousands per month.

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  21. Howto send large amount... by Orm · · Score: 3, Informative

    ... of sms'es..

    1. Take your phone. Make a distribution-list which includes everyone on your phone capable to recive textmessages. (say 100 people)

    2. Write a large sms. As you might know, one sms can contain 160 chars. So when you type a sms over 160 chars, it will be seen as two sms. Write one big sms (that really count as four).

    3. Send this one to the distribution list: You have know sent 400 sms in just a few minutes.

    4. To be sure they all got it, resend it!

    5. Reply to everyone that answers, and resend again to they who don't anser!

    It might just take you three minutes to send almost 1000 smses. Good luck!

  22. Big Phone Bills by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 3, Insightful
    IIRC when I was at university before this whole internet thing became popular, one guy got a phone bill for $12,000 for one month. He was ringing up BBSs in the USA every day.

    He's probably still paying it off...

  23. Article with interview by The+Ancients · · Score: 3, Insightful
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2928008a28,00. html

    Following is a link to an article in New Zealand's major daily on the company itself - may they rot in hell. Anti-competitive personified.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?storyID =3570468

  24. New Zealand by empaler · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's New Zealand. Unlike 'old' Zealand (where I live), the New one is full of nature's freaks. Twelve-toed snakes and five-thumbed humans and whatnot.
    Here on 'old' Zealand we just have freaks of society...

    1. Re:New Zealand by PlazMatiC · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey! I resemble that comment :(

  25. Sweet Revenge!!! by JRHelgeson · · Score: 4, Funny

    I once used this to exact revenge against my ex-wife. We were still married at the time, headed for divorce when she took off to Vegas, by car, with her boyfriend for a weekend of sport fscking, I'm sure.

    I was obviously pissed as I knew she was going somewhere, and suspected it would be with her 'boyfriend' so I paged her, but she never returned my call.

    What I did then was setup Telex (BBS Software) on my PC to dial her pager number, wait for 2 seconds, then enter my cell phone number and hang up, repeated ad infinum. It took a total of 8 seconds for each paging cycle. I knew she was leaving pager range but what did I care.

    I was sending out 450 pages per hour, starting on a Friday afternoon. I stopped paging once she returned to town that Monday. I paged her no fewer than 32,400 times that weekend. What I did was a denial of service attack on her pager where she was charged 10 cents for each page over 1000 per month.

    My satisfaction grew once I heard that she received a $3,200 pager bill for that month, which she never paid and I'm sure is still on her credit report.

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    1. Re:Sweet Revenge!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can't imagine why your wife would rather be with another man than with you. You sound like a total dreamboat.

      Putting myself in her position, it might have been worth the $3,200 to receive absolute assurance that she was making the right decision.

      Posted anonymously, lest you decide to take revenge against me too.

  26. 80,012 Text Messages In One Month by pipingguy · · Score: 3, Funny


    I thimk you mispelled the word, "spam".

  27. Re:For your information by halfnerd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    SMS has got to be the most ridiculous message format I've ever seen! Only telcos could come up with a standard that bad.

    It was newer mean to be an instant-messaging protocol. SMS is built on top of the simple debugging messages that the GSM standard allows. Some engineers at Nokia started playing around with the idea and didn't bother to design a real solution.

  28. Re:I just don't get cells by Paleomacus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know if age factors in to it. I'm 22 years old and refuse to use phones as much as possible(within reason[cell and otherwise]). I think they are rude, impersonal and obtrusive. If I want to speak to someone I'll do it face to face.

    I do have both a personal landline and cell phone. The cell phone stays off unless I must make a call. The landline doesn't get answered unless I'm expecting a call or the caller-id is someone I want to talk to.

    I hold a similar philosophy about instant messengers. I always have AIM running at home on away status and at work I have IBM Sametime. Sametime is pretty unused unless I'm wasting time while looking busy[during the worst time of the week - 3-5pm on Fridays] or need to check with someone who's on a long duration phone call.

  29. Why won't they cap the accounts? by craXORjack · · Score: 3, Informative
    I recently received a faulty cell phone bill for $2000 claiming that I sent 40,000 text messages in one month

    When I got a cell phone recently I was asked for some very personal info such as social security number, drivers license number, date of birth. When I asked why they claimed it was so they could "find" me if I charged up a big phone bill and then refused to pay. I didn't think they needed to start a dossier on me so I asked several of these phone service providers if I could get my account capped at some low amount. I even offered to leave a deposit for this amount. They said they won't do that. I am still mystified as to why. Credit card companies will do it. They will even question charges that appear fraudulent. But a telecomm company won't?

    I ended up getting one of them to agree to remove my social security number from there computer file by zeroing it out after performing a credit check. I suspect it is still in their computer though. Does anyone know why a phone company would actually need your most personal information?

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  30. Re:I just don't get cells by Ironica · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Land lines are so much easier,

    My landline phone only remembers the last number I dialed. My cell phone remembers the last 10, and has 200 more in the address book. (I can also store numbers on my landline phone, but I can't attach names to them, so I'd have to make a separate record of what number is which person... too much hassle.)

    So there's lots of times when it's easier for me to pick up my cell phone to make a call, even when I'm home.

    you have unlimited calls to all your friends in your area code,

    I live in Los Angeles. About three of my friends are in my area code. The city itself has four different area codes.

    Granted, many of those are still not toll charges, but some of them are, and I can't tell by the area code which will be. My friend in Van Nuys (818) is local, but my friend in Reseda (also 818) is a toll call.

    and you can sit and chat with them all day like it is nothing if you want, because it isn't going to cost you a dime more or less todo so.

    While with my cell phone, I can do the same to my friend in San Jose or my mom when she's out of town in Detroit or Nigeria, and have the same experience... because it's a very, very rare occurence for me to go over my monthly minutes.

    With a cellphone, you have all these funky plans, unneeded features, and hidden costs.

    My cell phone bill is the same each month, within a few cents. My landline varies more.

    I have no "unneeded features." I get a package that includes the features I want and will use. I don't want text messaging, so my package doesn't include it. I do want unlimited long distance, so my package gives me that.

    A second landline can be had for $15/mo, so you can have two numbers, one for you, and one for the kids.

    I can add a second line to my cell phone for $9.99/month. Oh, and, that $15/month doesn't include about $5/month in taxes, surcharges, and fees you'll be paying. (Same is true of the cell phone, but since many are a percentage of what you pay, it's even cheaper by comparison.)

    All for about $35/mo, and you don't have to worry about "going over". If you have family in another state, just get a calling card, or get a good long distance plan.

    Or, get a good cell phone plan for about $40/month, and pay nothing extra for long distance or "local toll" at all.

    We cancelled long distance service on our landline, because AT&T started charging us $6/month even when we didn't use it. We never use it, because it's free from our cell phones.

    So, it sounds like you're woefully underinformed about cellular service, and you're paying for your ignorance. Good on you.

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