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Babylon 5 Creator Pitches Trek

pdawerks writes "According to Sci-Fi Wire, Babylon 5 creator J. Michael Straczynski told fans on a B5 Usenet group that he and Dark Skies creator Bryce Zabel have put together an idea for a new Star Trek series, which he said would revive the ailing franchise. 'I got together [with Zabel] and wrote a treatment earlier this year that specified how to save [Star Trek] and develop a series that would restore the series in a big way,' Straczynski wrote. 'I actually think it could be a hell of a show. Whether that ever goes anywhere with Paramount, who knows?'"

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  1. What Star Trek needs by MoxCamel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is a rest. For about 10 years. I don't say that unkindly...I like Star Trek, but familiarity breeds contempt. Only time can make it fresh at this point. Well that and interesting characters, decent writing, and fewer solutions that involve reversing the polarity of something and shooting it out the deflector. But I digress.

    1. Re:What Star Trek needs by red+floyd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let the characters have flaws, let them make mistakes. Put irony and humor into it in difficult situations. Make the leaders make difficult choices. Make it interesting again with good stories, not practically perfect people and a lot of references to Shakespeare.

      Deep Space 9. Look at some of their best moments, in particular "In the Pale Moonlight".

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    2. Re:What Star Trek needs by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What you discuss is called "Deep Space 9." Flawed characters, tons of mistakes, terrorist organizations, even a villain who kept reinventing himself.

      Shit, they even did a whole PATRIOT Act thing (years before it was topical), with squads of Star Fleet commandos combing the earth in search of shape changing aliens who could be anybody. Sisko broke down into a quivering mass at one point -- his father, stubborn as he was, refused to have his blood tested and the captain was forced to admit he was in way over his head.

      That was from season 4. It didn't get REALLY good until the beginning of Season 6, when half the station was working for the enemy and trying to subvert it without detection while the other half was leading the war against them. You haven't seen an episode of star trek until you've seen a thousand Romulan, Kilgon and Star Fleet warships, many of them Constitution class, reduced to smoldering rubble by a combined Cardassian and Jemhadar fleet. That's the kind of gripping, "holy shit Star Fleet isn't perfect" TV that can watch again and again.

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    3. Re:What Star Trek needs by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Think back to when ST:TNG came out. It was slick to look at, but the stories were very tame and seemed to dwell heavily on gizmos and soap opera moments. Time did the show no favors. After the first season I gave up on following it regularly, and checking in from time to time found it getting scarcely better (about 20 minutes of material stretched into 1 hour show most of the time.)

      Well then you're in the minority. I think if you took a poll ST:TNG would rank at the top of all the ST series. DS9 was second, TOS third, Voyager fourth, and Enterprise dead last. TNG was art.

    4. Re:What Star Trek needs by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IMHO, ST:TNG had one of the best enemies I've seen in a sci-fi series; the Borg- simply because they were more plausibly 'alien' (in a genuine sense) than any other baddies I've seen in a mainstream sci-fi TV series- as opposed to 'different facets of humanity' aliens in other series (yeah, even B5, which I mostly loved at the time).

      So, what did they do with this potentially brilliant enemy?

      They *humanized* them.

      Hugh Borg was bad. But that cretinous film with the Borg Queen in it was worse.

      Man, they really fucked that one up.

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    5. Re:What Star Trek needs by cdipierr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pale Moonlight is an interesting DS9 story. To me, it's DS9 and TV at its best. The fact that it's Sci-fi is incidental as the story is just a "what's an acceptable cost" type of story, extremely well written.

      Pale Moonlight is also the most un-Trek like DS9 episode there is. And that's saying something since DS9 is the most un-Trek like Trek series. That's not a bad thing, but it's not a good example of what Trek was supposed to be about.

    6. Re:What Star Trek needs by Bluelive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There was this little serie called firefly that was just about what you described. It did suffer under a need for continutity, but the flaws and humor were there. Too bad its cancelled after the first 15 episodes.

    7. Re:What Star Trek needs by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Thank you!

      Everybody bitches about ST, but some of the best work done in that universe was in one of its least-known incarnations.

      With fully-fleshed characters, complex (but not convoluted) story arcs, DS9 is by far the best Star Trek series to come along since the original.

      Oh yeah, and it helped that the lead seemed to combine all the best (and certainly most interesting) traits of his predecessors, Kirk and Picard. Sisko was a thinker, but never afraid to leave his bootprint on someone's ass if the situation required it.

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    8. Re:What Star Trek needs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What is this thing you call Voyager?

      Oh, I guess you're refering to ST: Boobie Trek.

      Seriously, aside from the T&A that show had nothing going for it, and there wasn't nearly enough T&A.

      I occasionally catch a rerun late, late, late at night during the one day a week the local show will replay them (gosh, it almost seems like nobody else wants to watch the show, either), and IMHO later seasons didn't get any better.

      Thank god they abandoned that formula for Enterprise. While flawed, it's still a big step up from that crapfest.

    9. Re:What Star Trek needs by GooberToo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think that DS9 and TNG have a good number of episodes that I'd have to rank as tied. Over all, I think DS9 offered more over a longer period of time. TNG was often good simply because we were all so hungry for some new scifi; especially trek scifi. On the other hand, Voyager, IMO, is the biggest peice of crap to ever become part of the trek genre. I used to piss my wife off by watching the lead-in to the show and tell her exactly what was going to happen, including the really impossibly stupid and lame decisions that Janeway would make. Sure enough, we'd watch the show and it would unfold exactly like I said. I think I was entirely wrong twice out of countless times. Basically, Voyager became unwatchably horrible. Basically, the Janeway moto was, if it's stupid and makes me flawed, I'll do. In a nut shell, anyone as stupid and flawed as the Janeway character would of never made bridge officer, let alone captain; unless she's good at giving head, and then, just maybe.

      Enterpise, on the other hand, actually has some shows worth watching from time to time. The characters are developing and plots lines are getting better. Compare that to TNG and you'll see a very strong parallel. Voyage just got worse, tragically so. Janeway became more stupid and pethetic with each show. Enterprise and TNG got better with each show. DS9 often got better by leaps and bounds as the shows continued to be made.

      While I'm sure that many love to hate Enterprise, I remember one of the big reasons that I heard about for a long time. That was the intro-theme song. Talk about closed minded, easily ignored opinions. Sure, maybe you hate the song, but who cares. Does it provide a good trek-fest for you? Is it entertaining? The answer is yes, or mostly so. Yet, it's still trying to find it's place, just as TNG did for the first three seasons. IMO, Voyager is what destroyed the value of the trek franshise. If Enterprise can find it's place this next season, then I'll consider it a success. If not, then I'll probably have to write it off. Just the same, Enterprise is a fairly interesting take on the trek-verse, even if there are many plot lines that I personally don't like how they rolled them out.

      Eh....but that's all just one man's opinion.

    10. Re:What Star Trek needs by dtolman · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What you discuss is called "Deep Space 9." Flawed characters, tons of mistakes, terrorist organizations, even a villain who kept reinventing himself.

      Exactly! Star Trek doesn't need another reinvention. It needs the friggin writing team from DS9 to come back!

    11. Re:What Star Trek needs by jeffmeden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ex-freaking-xactly. the first thing I thought of when i saw 'babylon 5' and 'star trek' on the same line was 'sounds like DS9'. They were both similar in style and very good productions.

      People (myself included) dont want to watch the damn linear phase inverters get rerouted to the plasma vents on deck 9, for crying out loud. We want to see believeable and understandable stories about relatable characters in a setting that feels current, but statistically could be 10 or 1000 years in the future. eh? Don't make writing a TV show look hard, it shouldn't be.

    12. Re:What Star Trek needs by aled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It needs to get back to its roots. Let the characters have flaws, let them make mistakes. Put irony and humor into it in difficult situations. Make the leaders make difficult choices. Make it interesting again with good stories, not practically perfect people and a lot of references to Shakespeare.

      I agree fully with this. Enterprise is so like: "we are the good spaces scouts that go merrily, and the bad bad alien that hates us because we are so cute, bad alien bad! but if we just explain to them they will like our so cool uniforms!".
      Just kill them and let Straczynski and Bryce Zabel try something new. That's what SCI-FI is about anyway.
      BTW, anybody noted that the article says that Manny Coto -creator of Odyssey 5- will take over for the next season? At least I expect more "real" language from what characters in O5 use to say :-)

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    13. Re:What Star Trek needs by aiabx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I really thought was cool about the Borg was that you couldn't reason with them. I'd just seen too many episodes where the aliens could be dealt with by a bit of Captain's eloquence and a glimpse of how special humanity was. How refreshing to find aliens who just didn't care what we had to say for ourselves.
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    14. Re: what star trek needs by GorillaTest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >still bought too much oil for their 7mpg gas >guzzlers You phrase it in the past tense. I don't see any change on this one.

    15. Re:What Star Trek needs by ChuckleBug · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Damn stright. I have never understood the DS9-bashing I read around here. I think it was the best series of them all, the first couple of seasons notwithstanding. It had a long story arc that was carried through to a nice conclusion in addition to the other virtues you mention.

      Bring back that writing team, PLEASE.

    16. Re:What Star Trek needs by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My beef with the technology in Enterprise is that it is static and boring. When I first learned of the premise of Enterprise, there was something I was really looking forward to about it but which hasn't happened. I just assumed that one of the most interesting things about a ST prequel would be seeing how the early Federation learned about new technologies, tried to adopt them, made lots of mistakes, and slowly improved upon them.

      What? Like the "forcefield-invented-by-Reed" episode, or the "Phase-Cannons-invented-by-Tucker" episode? Yeah, there was a lot of potential there, but B&B pissed it away.

      For example, I though it would be really cool if the early Enterprise eventually gets some deflector shields, but they suck and they're always breaking.

      Actually, I'd rather have seen something more contemporary. The torpedos were the right idea, but they were pop-caps. They SHOULD have been fighting space battles the way God intended them to be fought: With Nuclear Warheads! By God, it would have been cool to see them plotting the trajectory of each warhead, and sweating bullets as each enemy torpedo barely missed! It would have been even better if the only protection they had was some form of radiation shielding. I mean, BLOW A FEW HOLES IN THE THING.

      When the Romulan War broke out (oh wait, they screwed that up), you would have seen the Enterprise fighting side by side with her less advanced counterparts, and watched in horror as friends made over the last few episodes bit the dust. Make it like WWII! Bring back the combined thrill and horror of what a REAL war is like. Nooooo, instead we have to hold onto Shields, Phasers, Photon Torpedos, Romulan Cloaking Devices (WTF?), and other future goodies. Oh, and the Borg have to show up to make things interesting. And the Science officer has to wear a Catsuit. (Do you what kinds of problems that would cause on a REAL ship like Enterprise? You'd constantly be having to deal with situations of attempted rape!)

      Bah. Enterprise. Horrible garbage.

    17. Re:What Star Trek needs by ObjetDart · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What? Like the "forcefield-invented-by-Reed" episode, or the "Phase-Cannons-invented-by-Tucker" episode? Yeah, there was a lot of potential there, but B&B pissed it away.

      Exactly. There was also the episode where Reed almost invents "Red Alert" with "Reed Alert" but instead winds up with "Tactical Alert." They give you these tidbits, which should be these exciting looks at the pivotal moments in the history of Federation technology, but instead of building on them any further they just stagnate or get dropped, never to be seen again.

      By God, it would have been cool to see them plotting the trajectory of each warhead, and sweating bullets as each enemy torpedo barely missed!

      Wait, now you're asking for realism in Star Trek. That's just crazy talk! For that matter, the missiles should be launched long before the other ships are ever in visual range. Heck for decades navy warships have been firing their weapons at targets that are way over the horizon. We'd lose the excitement of the dog fight, and instead get something more like Das Boot in space. Which I'm not saying wouldn't be cool.

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    18. Re:What Star Trek needs by Ninja+Programmer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Personally, I think JMS should take that Trek idea and run with it in a new Universe, the way they did with Babylon 5. Bab-5 is by far one of the best Sci-Fi series ever produced, and it came from a rejected Star Trek idea pitch.

      Yes, and Babylon 5 stands as the best Sci Fi TV show ever created. But its ratings at its peak never reached even the lowest ratings of the worst of the Star Trek series.

      The *name* Star Trek has a built-in automatic audience that will be recognized by the networks. Star Trek's biggest weakness since TNG has been the poor writing. The natural solution is to use the ST name, and JMS' superior writing to try to fix the show. JMS has figured it out, now its just a question of whether or not Braga and Perlman can figure it out.

    19. Re:What Star Trek needs by RevAaron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      DS9 is indeed the closest thing to Babylon 5 as Star Trek has ever had. But B5 is a lot better than DS9 at what DS9 and B5 do. Babylon 5 has the story and the character development, but without that crap about the linear phase inverters. B5 is very low on inconsistent Trek technobabble, and the technology is (at least, human technology) is *very* realistic, and much of it possible, with the exception of that whole hyperspace thing.

      One of the things I like most about B5 is that is consistent. And the writers pay attention to what happened before, etc etc. I have seen countless episodes of Trek- of all kinds- where some solution in a previous episode would've fixed their problem, but something new and just as silly is thunk up.

      That said, I love Trek. Not quite as much as B5, but largely in a different way. Esp TOS and TNG. But no Trek series is anywhere near the power of the B5 story arc, no Trek captivates and brings real interest in the characters quite like B5.

      So, the idea of JMS behind a new Trek series... Damn. Let's just say that when my girlfriend sent me that scifi.com link I was excited indeed.

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    20. Re:What Star Trek needs by forkazoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it always amases me how polarising DS9 is. People love it or hate it. Nobody enjoys it. Well, except me, I guess. I dig DS9, but I don't consider it perfect. The writing was, frankly, a bit awkward. They would have random episodes that had nothing to do with the story ark. The next week it would be a character development episode loosely tied to the arc. The next week it would be a story-advancement episode. You could very clearly identify which type of episode one was. Characters never, ever grew during arc episodes.

      That said, it was a good idea. It was an effort to have interesting, flawed characters, and a story arc that grew over time. Setting it on a station gave them the ability to have a lot of recurring characters like Gul Dukat who 'lived in the neighborhood' or were just passing through. One thing that Enterprise has been lacking is supporting characters. Apparently in the current season, they have some recurring Xindi guys, and future dude, which is good, I guess. But, Enterprise just fucked everything all up.

      DS9 is like IE. Sure, having a web browser is a good idea, but the implimentation was flawed. Babylon 5 was like mozilla. Less emphasis on presentation and broad appeal, more on the guts.

  2. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a scriptwriter! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What is so tiring about Star Trek? Well, when I've watched it it's extremely dull in that the stories don't challenge me to think. The original series challenged a lot of commonly held social values, sometimes having a hard time getting past network Standards & Practices censors. If they make the episodes topical to today's world issues they should certainly stir more interest as people either think to themselves 'Yeah, that's right, that is unfair!' or 'No, that's better the way it is, we shouldn't change!' There are hot issues out there and if they take them on and use the set and actors as the method and galaxy as the vehicle, they should have no problem getting people fired up about the series. Viewers become more passionate about a show when there's something they have at stake being bandied about.

    "Captain, it's a planet where they allow men to marry men and women to marry women!"
    "Well, that's something Earth had to recognise as a fundamental human right..."
    "But, Captain, they're doing it in polygamus unions!"
    "WHAT!?!? Helm to starboard! Weapons officer, load all topedo tubes! Raze their capitol!!"

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    1. Re:Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a scriptwriter! by WarriorPoet42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about "The Outcast" (TNG 217), which features a unisexual race where angrogyny is manditory. Until one falls in love with Riker. 'She' makes a passionate speech about how what matters is not one's gender or lack thereof, but the emotion in ones heart.

      Or "The Host" (TNG 97), where Dr. Crusher falls in love with a visiting ambassador. When he dies, it is revealed he is a Trill, part of a symbiotic species. The humanoid is merely the host for a worm-like creature that stores the memories and emotions of all previous hosts. The next host of her lover turns out to be a woman. A woman who still loves Beverly . . .

      Or "Hide and Q" (TNG 111), where Riker is given the godlike power of the Q Continuum, and most realise for himself that "Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absoloutly."

      I could go on, but I don't think it's really necessary, as these are just the ones of the top of my head about a series that hasn't been first run in a decade.

    2. Re:Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a scriptwriter! by blincoln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      During the course of events, it becomes clear that a high-ranking Starfleet official is using the paranoia surronding the possibility of 'changling' terrorist attacks to repeal rights and declare martial law on earth.

      This is basically what the Axis did in WWII. It's also cropped up in fictional works like 1984, Aeon Flux, Equilibrium, etc.

      But you're probably right in that Star Trek has a wider audience than any of those things right now.

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    3. Re:Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a scriptwriter! by CrowScape · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is also basically what the US did in WWI and WWII.

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    4. Re:Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a scriptwriter! by wwest4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > This last season's arc was about what was essentially a terrorist act that
      > destroyed half of Florida.

      The Xindi are open aggressors, not terrorists. Their attack is a preemptive strike agains a species they believe will destroy theirs. In any case, Archer still has the same dilemma.

      > The ethical debate on the use of torture is even more important now, and that
      > debate was simply missing.

      The idea of having to cross the line when the stakes are high, including the use of torture, is central to the whole 3rd season. I think you just missed it:

      302 - Anomaly - is torture acceptable when the stakes are high? Send moral care of Alan Dershowitz :)

      307 - The Shipment - plan to bomb a weapons factory. kidnap, interrogate, mull over killing unwitting arms supplier.

      315 - Harbinger - denying the sick pain meds so interrogation is possible

      317 - Hatchery - is saving an insectoid hatchery giving aid to the enemy?

      318 - Azati Prime - Archer destroys a defenseless manned listening post in order to avoid detection

      319 - Damage - Enterprise commits piracy for the cause

      320 - The Forgotten - How far do you go, how many people do you order to their deaths in the name of a cause? When is it no longer worth it?

      321 - E^2 - Explores cognitive dissonance - abandoning your own ethics to complete a mission - forgetting your roots (the metaphor in this episode is obvious)

    5. Re:Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a scriptwriter! by pilkul · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This is basically what the Axis did in WWII. It's also cropped up in fictional works like 1984, Aeon Flux, Equilibrium, etc.

      Um, no. Hilter took power in Germany by leveraging nationalist and racist fervor, and working popular anger about unfair WW1 reparations treaties. The Japanese empire was a result of popular imperialist ideals dating from the 19th century, and a desire to prove themselves as a major world power. In the Soviet Union (which 1984 was meant to represent), the totalitarian state was a direct outgrowth of the popular communist revolution. In none of these cases was fear of terrorism at all a factor. (I haven't heard those science fiction books you mention, though.)

      The importance of terrorism in world politics is actually a rather new thing dating from the 90s. In the past, terrorists had neither WMD nor suicide bombing techniques, so they were much less dangerous. The Star Trek writers probably were more inspired by current events than history.

      Side note: what is it with people conflating fascism, stalinism and (the comparatively *extremely* tame) current US rights restrictions as if they were all the same? These are all completely different, both qualitatively and quantitatively! It makes me grind my teeth together whenever somebody uses 1984 as an analogy for a contemporary phenomenon. 1984 is about communism, and communism is dead. It's just not very relevant anymore.

    6. Re:Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a scriptwriter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hitler fabricated a terrorist attack and blamed Poland. That was their pretext for invasion... a pre-emptive strike to protect Germany from terrorists. Look it up.

      And 1984 is not just about communism, it is about dictatorship, totalitarianism and government surveillance and control in general.

      "Side note: what is it with people conflating fascism, stalinism and (the comparatively *extremely* tame) current US rights restrictions as if they were all the same?"

      They are all very authoritarian doctrines, which gives the government great power and control of the population. Bush & co. are much closer to fascist (right-wing authoritarian) than conservative.

      Do you know that as we speak, your government is trying to sneak Patriot Act II in piece by piece?

      The Patriot Act II is a recipe for secret arrests, with no due process. It also allows citizens to be stripped of their citizenship. ('the intent to relinquish nationality need not be manifested in words, but can be inferred from conduct.')

      With this, the FBI could call your bank, your school, your library, whoever, and demand private information, and they don't even need to give a REASON (actually they already have that now with Patriot I), the different with Patriot II is that if any of these institutions try to speak up for your privacy, or even TELL anyone, they face automatic prison time.

      As an example, with Patriot II, the neocons could declare Michael Moore a seditious traitor, and have him arrested in secret. Then they can do whatever they want with him, including stripping him of his citizenship and deporting him. It's McCarthyism+Salem Witch Hunts cubed.

      Yeah.. NOTHING like 1984. Just be careful about your level of dissent after P2, or you might just go missing one day. Just think GoodThoughts and you'll be fine.

    7. Re:Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a scriptwriter! by Eric+S.+Smith · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In the Soviet Union (which 1984 was meant to represent) ... In none of these cases was fear of terrorism at all a factor.

      I think you'll find that an obsession with "sabotage" is prominent in 1984 and, indeed, Animal Farm, which was a closer allegory of the Bolshevik revolution and its aftermath.

      1984 is about communism, and communism is dead.

      There is nothing in 1984 that applies exclusively to Communism. Orwell shows us a totalitarian power using propaganda and paranoia to dehumanize and control the population of a modern industrialized country. You can pick out the parts where he's cribbing from Stalin and the parts where he's cribbing from Hitler, and you can probably find the parts that North Korea has cribbed from him, but the important message is the warning to watch your language.

      It's just not very relevant anymore.

      Since pigs and sheep can't talk, does that rule out the relevance of Animal Farm?

    8. Re:Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a scriptwriter! by dbIII · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The importance of terrorism in world politics is actually a rather new thing dating from the 90s
      BZZZT - wrong.

      Q: Which act by an Albanian Arnarchist group started WWI?

      Q: What were the origins of the Mafia?

      Q: What happened at the Munich Olympics?

      Q: What happened in Iran which led to the downfall of Carter, and how many billion did Reagan pay for a ransom?

      Just being not being aware of examples before the 1990's doesn't mean it didn't happen.

      1984 is about communism, and communism is dead
      1984 is about a totalitarian state, and there are still a few of those on earth. Aspects of it also give us an idea of what can happen if things are taken to extremes in other parts of the world which have mostly benevolent regimes.
  3. I've got an idea to save Trek... by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...have Rick Berman shot, drawn, quartered, and then really hurt. That man has done nothing but ride the noble stallion, passed on by Roddenberry, that was once Star Trek to death, and after the horse died, Berman has been beating the fucker with a stick for a few years.

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    1. Re:I've got an idea to save Trek... by Jhon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In my opinion, Roddenberry was somewhat holding back what TNG could be -- it may have been a coincedence that TNG started to get good after Gene passed, but I'm not too sure.

      That said, Berman and Bragga are the 'anti-roddenberries'.

      Want to revive Trek? Get red of B&B. Do a well-done mini-series on Star Fleet academy -- hell, Scotty could be teaching an engineering class and finally REALLY retire. Run a series spinnoff from characters introduced there -- if it's popular.

      -jhon

    2. Re:I've got an idea to save Trek... by dborod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please make sure there's room left over for Brannon Braga as well. These doofuses have managed to suck out of Trek any real sci-fi and replace it with moralistic, namby-pamby, lowest common denominator, techno-babble, pablum crap!

  4. Oh Happy Day! by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What irritated me the most about Berman ruining the Star Trek universe was that it had so much great potential. And he just pissed it away. This could be something very, very cool. I really think that these guys, for lacking of a better description, get it.

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  5. B5 by CmdrMooCow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If he has enough ideas to make another trek show, he might as well spend the time to create another series in the B5 universe - it will be better received.

    1. Re:B5 by fdiskne1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If he has enough ideas to make another trek show, he might as well spend the time to create another series in the B5 universe - it will be better received.

      I don't disagree with you here. The funny thing is that history is repeating itself. Remember, way back when, JMS pitched a new series to Paramount about life on a space station near a jumpgate. Paramount replied that they already had Trek and there was no way they would ever consider doing Trek on a space station. The meeting ended, JMS went out and created Babylon 5 at Warner and Paramount decided to do Trek on a space station anyway. You honestly didn't think Paramount/Berman could come up with Deep Space 9 on their own, did you?

      Ok, there's no proof that Paramount stole the idea from Strazinski, but the timing sure looks suspicious to me.

      The above post is only the opinion of one person.

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  6. If anyone can save Star Trek... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...from Berman, Straczynski can.

  7. Crew chemistry to win fan-base by geordi177 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Star Trek TNG was the best series by far. What made it great was the chemistry of the crew. Enterprise has lost ratings, in my opinion, due to the crew simply not having good chemistry...it's just not as believable a show because the interactions of the crew seem contrived at times. The captain, especially, puts too much effort into his acting. Patrick Stewart captured the fans because of his ability to convince the audience he wasn't faking it (like any good actor incidentally) Any new series would really have to focus on crew chemistry to gain a fan base

  8. JMS doing trek by ajs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    JMS once talked about his doing a trek series. It was back in the hieght of B5 and someone asked him what he would do if Paramount handed him a Trek series. He said something along the lines of (can't find it on Google Groups right now): I'd start by getting away from the federation. Kill off a few people so the fans know that this is not going to be the same-old and then start to tell some interesting stories.

    It was funny because he said that before Voyager and Andromeda (which was originally a Trek series about the fall of the Federation as Rodenbury had pitched it) came out, and the good points of BOTH of those series were exactly that: getting away from the Federation and establishing their own stories. Woefully Voyager just entrenched itself in its own static mythos and Andromeda as plagued by execs that couldn't stand how dark it was.

    Personally I don't see JMS being able to play ball with Paramount. I think he'd last 3-6 months tops before he blew up at them and walked. He's just not enough of a political animial (his detractors would say he's too much of one) to be able to put up with it.

  9. Can we finally have a Star Trek topic icon now? by motown · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Come on Malda, this is "News for Nerds"! Trek is large enough to deserve a separate category icon (even dispite of "Star Trek: Enterprise").

    I suggest either a picture of the Original TOS Enterprise (NCC-1701 without any suffix) flying towards the user or a Starfleet Emblem.

    You know it makes sense!

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  10. Here's an idea by jabber01 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why not leave Trek in it's dilapidated, polarity-inverted Universe, and instead create another series in the Babylon 5 one?

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  11. Finally! Someone with skill by PierceLabs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unlike others who think that Star Trek needs to go on 'vacation' I don't agree. There is little value to bringing Trek back 10 years from now if its going to be the same as it is today. Berman and Braga are a plague on the Trek franchise that needs to be removed. It is clear that they are too burned out on this franchise do anything useful. For goodness sakes, they have reduced the process of the founding of the Federation into a romp through time. Yeah, creating this massive Federation 'empire' is just too damn boring. I mean all the species, conflicts and technologies that would have to be created would just be too bland to watch.

    The problem is with the writing, not the franchise. Its just not interesting anymore - and this latest travesty (Enterprise) is just adding insult to injury. Blue alien nazis? Someone get these clowns outta here :)

  12. Somebody needed to pitch it. by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Babylon 5 Creator Pitches Trek

    Somebody needed to pitch it.

    It's been really stinking up the place for a while.

    (I actually watched the last half of the "Search for Spock" movie last night. Man, that dog did not improve with age -- not to mention that Bones and Scotty looked pretty aged when it first came out.)

  13. Re:An idea for the pilot... by dknight · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that is precisely the reason I cant watch Enterprise.

    I keep expecting Al to show up with his little tricorder dealie.

    Also, WTF was up with the last episode of Quantum Leap? Worst series-ending EVER!

  14. JMS's tolerance... by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally I don't see JMS being able to play ball with Paramount. I think he'd last 3-6 months tops before he blew up at them and walked.

    Babylon 5 was extraordinary for two reasons:

    (1) An astronomically talented writer
    (2) Said writer having complete creative control over the show

    That is why Babylon 5 was able to be what it was: an utterly fantastic story stretched over five seasons. JMS himself has said that he had the general structure and philosophy of the story laid down from day one.

    I don't see item #2 having a hell's chance of survival at Paramount, do you?

  15. I watched..."The Cooler" last night... by greymond · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And I think a great (paraphrased) line from it was

    "...Nostalgia belongs in a museum...and you have to decide if you're running a museum, or you're running a Casino..."

    Star Trek with Captain Kirk was new original and fun. Star Trek with Captain Picard was a great remake of the original. Star Trek Deep Space Nine seemed like the UPN-Space-Ghetto show and not so much of a Star Trek...Star Trek Voyager had an interesting premise, but the characters seemed to fall apart with me giving barely a rats ass if anything bad would have happened to them. Star Trek Enterprise is again a remake, but done in an original way much like Generations, but prequils don't hold my interest nearly enough as (good) sequels.

    I think we've done enough with Star Trek and i'd rather see the creativeness go somewhere else. I liked a lot of the ideas behind shows like Babylon5, Farscape and (very very little) of Lexx. But the calibur of acting and dialogue wasn't always there. Stargate seems to be the only sci-fi show of this era that really impresses and I think has the ability to continue for a while, but we'll see, they have a new spin off coming along and it could totally suck without Macgyver.

  16. Perhaps just a total re-engineering... by sterno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think you might be right, but if anybody could salvage Star Trek, it's Straczynski. Babylon 5 is truly one of the best though out sci-fi programs to have aired on television. His focus on a defined and limited story arc really gave the show a sense of purpose from week to week that I think is totally lacking in most of the Star Trek spinoffs.

    The biggest problem, I believe, with Star Trek is that they've tended to let the show ride on random events rather than running plots. The times when they have gone to more of a story arc they have made the shows far more worthwhile.

    Enterprise has done this to some extent over the last season, tracking down the Xindi and it really helped give the show some energy. Deep Space nine had the same sort of thing happen when they had the shape shifter backed armada coming to wipe out their part of the galaxy. ST:TNG has the Borg and a few other running threads.

    But overall, with Star Trek, these runing plots have always felt kinda tacked on. Something to drive a season finale, etc. I think starting a new series with a defined story arc over a fixed period like they did with Babylon 5 would really do well.

    For example, perhaps do a series that's entirely focussed on the events that take place during the creation of a peace accord with the Klingons. Pick some key moment in federation history and depict it's course over a period of time. Project star trek out into the future and have some run in with a new species perhaps? What about a major civil war with the federation? There's a lot that can be done with this that could really make for an interesting show.

    But anyhow, if they want to go that direction and really freshen the show, I think they can. If they try to crank out yet another bland spinoff, it's going to fail. So if they don't want to try something truly new with it, they need to mothball it for like 20 years. Then they can go back and do the same tired old concept again.

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    1. Re:Perhaps just a total re-engineering... by ari_j · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is it, then, that the two Trek series that people dislike the least are the ones that never had any significant far-reaching story arcs outside of having a certain enemy (Klingons and Romulans in TOS, Romulans and Borg in TNG)?

    2. Re:Perhaps just a total re-engineering... by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The other was that it has a really good cast.

      You might want to rewatch seasons one and two before making that statement. The acting in the early episodes is painfully bad. Fortunately, it improved dramatically as the show progressed.
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    3. Re:Perhaps just a total re-engineering... by sterno · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Problem with that is much of the cool sci-fi concepts have been explored by its progenitors. Though... here's a though. Think "The Outer Limits" but set in the Star Trek universe. So like get a bunch of people to do weekly stories that all take place in the Star Trek universe, but are completely different each week.

      Somehow I don't think you'd have trouble digging up writers and actors that would be willing to do one cool episode of star trek.

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    4. Re:Perhaps just a total re-engineering... by ReconRich · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With Voyager, you knew they were went off into the middle of nowhere and you knew that they wanted to get home and that eventually they probably would.

      Voyager was Gilligan's Island in space. You knew that if they ever got off the island, the series was over.

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    5. Re:Perhaps just a total re-engineering... by ndogg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about doing a series focusing on the adventures of a Maquis ship and its crew? I think doing Star Trek from a non-Federation perspective will help bring it a new freshness that it needs.

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  17. Just the fans by cubicledrone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As wonderful as it might be to have a new Star Trek series, there is one axiom about this process: It is absolutely impossible for a creative person to efficiently obtain approval for a new project from a large company.

    Proof:

    Disney turned down Lord of the Rings

    Sony turned down Everquest

    Electronic Arts tried to cancel the Sims three times

    MGM turned down Gone with the Wind

    Now, if they don't mind spending $10,000 a day from the moment they make the first phone call, great. Otherwise, find a way to do it without conference rooms, or it's going to be nothing but anguish.

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    1. Re:Just the fans by metamatic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And when the big corporation does approve something interesting by mistake, they kill it as soon as possible, even if it's so good it wins awards.

      Invader Zim.
      The New Fantasy Island.
      Firefly.
      The Lone Gunmen.
      Harsh Realm.

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  18. Firefly by radiumhahn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would happily sacrifice the whole star trek franchise to have Fire Fly back.

  19. Icon. by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Using the Star Trek ship as an icon will probably get /. sued - especially under the current IP law.

  20. Best idea for a new Star Trek. by kid+zeus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Have it be about a shipful of smugglers and people on the run from the authorities, focus on the characterizations and the stories rather than the dumb-ass tech that's supposed to be so whiz-bang, and set it in a system with an old West feel to it.

    Just don't let Fox have the rights to air it.

  21. Are you Berman or Braga? by hummassa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is exactly what Enterprise had been doing. People bash it a lot, but I kind of like it. Season 3 last was really nice, especially towards the ending, but the cliffhanger was really lame.

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  22. Re:I second that. by DaChesserCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wholeheartedly agree that Straczynski could save Trek, assuming he's given a free hand.

    I wonder how he'll handle not having to deal with Newtonian physics? One of the hallmarks of B5 was that the writers and animators actually had a good grasp of physics, i.e. you can change the ship's attitude without having to change direction. As someone who paid attention in physics class, I really enjoyed that aspect of the show. Now, when my kids watch it, they ask if spaceships can actually do that stuff, and I get an opportunity to make them think. Very few Trek episodes can do that.

    Eagerly anticipating more information on this.

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  23. The underlying problem... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 4, Insightful
    is that Gene Roddenberry's idea is revered too highly. His idea was that man is an evolving species that eventually reaches a state of perfection, where all war and poverty on Earth have been eliminated, where humans never even argue with other humans.

    I remember cringing at some of the earlier TNG episodes that ended with Riker making some inane remark and Picard saying "Agreed!" * YAWN *

    I find it very hard to believe that this state of utopia will ever be reached, because every improvement in society brings its own drawbacks. For example, the richest country in the world today has still not managed to find happiness, look at the sheer size of the shrink and self-help industry. The nation with the highest car-ownership in the world has brought with it an epidemic of obesity and enormous environmental problems. Bottom line, for every problem you solve in society, another is created. This is something that's missing from the humans in the Trek universe.

    Lastly, from a drama point of view, people happily getting along makes for unbelievably boring TV. Remember the Itchy & Scratchy episodes where they became best friends? All the kids in Springfield started switching off their TVs and went out to play. We demand TV that keeps us indoors!!!

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  24. Re:Trek with a Plot??? by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know...a lot of the charm for me was that I could turn on STOS or STNG and know that they were going to find something new and wacky (and probably implausible), and not get drawn into a deep and complex drama. And if I missed a show I didn't have to read over scripts to figure out what happened to who and who is sleeping with who or who lost their job and is now a clown, etc.

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  25. Garfield by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Insightful
    There was a recent article I read about the creator of Garfield (think the link is on pvponline) and how he carefully manages the property so as not to over saturate the market. Garfied he says is carefully designed not to become so popular that it becomes "cool" to hate. You know like how everyone hates Shatners way of speaking (he rarely does it for real in the st episodes).

    ST has become fashionable to hate. It used to be just a geek thing but now even geeks are trying to be hip by saying they don't like it.

    If you look at the recent ST series I think the fault is that they tried to be too popular. Instead of aiming at their main audience they tried to broaden it and managed to loose both their old audience and not aquire a new one.

    ST:TNG was too softly and soapy (it even had the evil twin sister kinda stuff), Deep Space 9 became a true soap, going away from the 1 hour episodes into an neverending story with returning cast members. Dynasty in space. Voyager never stopped whining. Enterprise is so bad I didn't even watch past ep3. And I am very forgiving to ST.

    Any new series needs to go back to the roots. 1 hour episodes of a small crew exploring the universe. No whining, no soul searching. Just doing things. Focus on the old fans, they kept the franchise going for decades, we are ready to be milked more. Just don't insult us anymore.

    Oh and shoot the person that came up with the holochamber idea. These guys are out exploring space and the best they can do for excitement is do fantasy games indoors? Losers.

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    1. Re:Garfield by NathanBFH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These guys are out exploring space and the best they can do for excitement is do fantasy games indoors? Losers.

      These guys invented a worldwide, always on, instant and interactive communication network and the best they can do for excitement is exchange banter on the future of a sci-fi series? Losers. ;o)

  26. Garibaldi on B5 said it best by Boyceterous · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why do we mark history by wars?
    Because it's exciting and it drives people.
    If you think back to the best and most memorable episodes of ST, TNG, DS9, or B5 they nearly all involved major conflict, or wars, and (potentially) loss of life. Those shows (and it works in real life, too) were able to bring out the most intense aspects of the characters simultaneously with the coolest gadgets, best ships and special effects.

    The reason why TNG seemed so lame was because they were trying to be "nice" and hardly ever used their phasers - until the borg showed up - some of the most memorable episodes.

  27. Re: Way to improve greatly by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Use some CGI and *get the hell rid of the idea that EVERY friggin' intelligent species in the universe is a damn humanoid*.

    Human/centipedal interaction on a regular basis beats human/klingon/romulan/..... with head creases interaction. Yeesh.

  28. Only chance for the ST universe: a complete rehaul by CharonX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sadly there is only one thing that can safe the Star Trek universe (and thus the Franchise):
    a COMPLETE rehaul

    By now there are hundreds (thousands?) of methods to solve impossible sitations, just by reversing the polarity of something (and yet these methods will only be used ONCE, no matter how benificial the effects are - probably some big company instantly gets the patents once the crew uses them once - I blame the Ferengi)
    There are paradoxes and plotholes large enough to dump an entire series in, to never be seen again (Enterprise would be my favorite here...) and if I see one more pointless time travel...
    The universe needs a complete overhaul, remove all the horrible glitches from the official Canon (as far as possible) and then start with a clean plate. (e.g. the Borg - if you HAVE to have a Borg "Queen" - how about having the Queen just be an avatar of the Collective will? Make her less bitchy and more emotionless like the Borg used to be and most of the fans would no longer be out to stake you)
    And honestly, I think Michael Straczynski and Bryce Zabel might be able to do that.
    I know, probably they will only create another ST Series - but hey, one can dream, right? (and still, even if they "only" create another series - at least its gonna be less sucky that Enterprise)

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  29. They need another series like DS9 by McDrewbie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While it started out slow, DS9 was the deepest Trek series, because for the most part everything was confined to the station rather than a roving ship exploring new worlds, the plots revolved more around the characters and larger story arcs, rather than on what wierd new planet they'd have to deal with. Add epic wars and space battles, mysticism, emotion, cunning and deceit and you get the best Trek Series. All I need now is a thousand dollars to buy the DVDs

  30. Re:BORG Species 000 by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I think a great movie, if not series, would be all about the Borg. How the first nanobytes took control of the first specieis (species 001) and how the collective was created. No Federeation, no Vulcans, etc.. just BORG."

    Wowsers. You must be a fan of the Star Wars Holiday Special; a good 30 minutes of poorly designed Wookie costumes, along with grunting and yelping without any subtitles.

    And if you want to see how the Borg developed, you might sign up for a Netflix account and rent all the Doctor Who DVDs featuring the CYBERMEN, the original Borg! :)

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  31. Sorry - rest of the comment by pherris · · Score: 5, Insightful
    IMO the submit button is too close to the preview one. =)

    I think DS9 started off slow but improved and had some great episodes like "The Vistor" #75 (many fathers appreciated it). They introduced the "runabout" (cool ride, kinda like the winnebago of the 24th century) and the "Defiant" (one very bad ass, greatly overweaponed ship). The wormhole allowed for someone interesting plot additions. They showed us how a lot of different species lived, many more than any other ST series.

    Not to be forgotten, the "Ferengi Rules of Acquisition" gave interesting insite to greed.

    34 - War is good for business.

    35 - Peace is good for business.

    239 - Never be afraid to mislabel a product.

    261 - A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.

    Morals were well tested. A "former terrorist", Major Kira, became a respected leader while still having a few terrorist traits; interesting when one thinks of the use of the word "terrorist" today. Some "Black and White" morals were shown to have acceptable shades of grey. To many DS9 was as good as TNG. I think the exploration into the psychology of people make it a good show. Different for TNG, but still good science fiction. And yes, the long lesbian kiss.

    Imagine what Straczynski and Zabel could done with it though. There's a lot of life left in the ST franchise.

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    1. Re:Sorry - rest of the comment by blueZhift · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Imagine what Straczynski and Zabel could done with it though. There's a lot of life left in the ST franchise.

      I'd love to see this! ST just needs good writers and a coherent story arc. Ironically, some have argued that DS9 was so good because it had B5 around as a good competitor.


  32. Re:BORG Species 000 by RabidMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree ... there could be some great movies/shows/books about that whole backstory ... I think it's the most interesting part of star trek. the rest is so cut and dried, but the borg really are a 'different' element .. they don't fit the rest of the mold. they are the black to the rest of the shows white.

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  33. Re:Racist slashdot comment alert !!! by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The language is vague in that sentence, so you misunderstood what he was saying. That is, that there ought to be some new species of alien who focuses on political influence through terrorism.

  34. but alien nazis? by gladbach · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have been watching enterprise as I could downloading eps when I missed em on tv. But alien nazis back in time? W T F? I literally groaned in disgust when I saw it at the end of the finale. what could they possibly have been thinking?

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    1. Re:but alien nazis? by forevermore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who said anything about time travel? How about "they screwed something up in the time line by messing with the spheres, and WWII is still going on, with a little alien assistance"

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  35. Re:let me try to remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The original B5 pilot aired the same year as DS9, but was not picked up. Thank ${deity} it came back. It was the best TV fare in the Sci-Fi genre to date.

  36. Re:Roddenberry should get some of the blame by wwest4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The idea of conflict happening as often as it does in Trek is ludicrous anyway, given the amount of space, apparent number of habitable systems and bases, and speed of ships, ignoring the causal paradoxes and relativistic-time effects of FTL travel. Everyone would be hippies living in communes and becoming one with the cosmos, almost never coming into contact with anyone. Space is really, really big.

  37. B5 was awseome. by man_ls · · Score: 3, Insightful

    B5 was an amazing series. And strangely prophetic, too, some of the episodes in seasons 2 and 3, about xenophobia, personal freedoms vs government security, free speech, etc.

    I encourage everyone to buy the DVD boxed sets to support this man, so he keeps coming up with great scifi stories.

  38. Re:An idea for the pilot... by AdrainB · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The irony man! Don't you get the irony? It's like posioning the ribs and getting killed by the rib truck.

  39. Re:Open Letter to Rick Berman... by dougmc · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I would have gone for something a little more forceful like Susan Ivanova's "death incarnate" speech. :P
    My favorite B5 (and Ivanova) line of all time --

    No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What?! Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here. Boom! Sooner or later...BOOM!"

    ( boom.wav, from Babylon 5 Sounds...).

  40. Re:Trek Universe: Cultural Elitism by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's one of the few things I liked about DS9. It showed the otherside of living in the Federation. One of the best scenes in DS9 was the following:

    Quark: "I want you to try something for me. Take a sip of this."
    Garak: "What is it?"
    Quark: "A Human drink, it's called Root Beer."
    Garak: "Ahh, I don't know....."
    Quark: "Come on....Aren't you in the least bit curious?"
    Quark: "..........What d'you think?"
    Garak: "It's vile?"
    Quark: "I know. It's so bubbly and cloy, and happy."
    Garak: "Just like the Federation....."
    Quark: "But do you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it you begin to like it...."
    Garak: "....It's insidious...."
    Quark: "....Just like the Federation."

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  41. Why B5 is cool by martinflack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Babylon 5 is an absolutely amazing piece of science fiction but only when you realize that the 5 seasons are really one 80-hour long movie.

    When I saw it aired on TV, I thought it was contrived because I didn't understand all the constant references to prophecies, councils, past wars, Valen, etc. I thought that they were doing what Star Trek writers do - reference cool sounding things just to enhance the illusion of the future, but those things are not existant in the actual plot. B5 is completely different; almost all their references are to cool stories in other episodes (both forward and backward) including some mind-blowing plot twists (some that make you giggle when you watch earlier season episodes because you know some *huge* secrets revealed later). It's important to realize that the B5 plot was fully written before filming, something that Star Trek never benefited from.

    My roommate got the DVDs for all the seasons and we started watching them one by one. I'm a few episodes from finishing the last season. B5 is a trememdous story, not just out of science fiction, but of any type of story I've ever watched or read. It's one of those real works of art you only see once every few years. Of course I take issue with some scientific points, like their premise of the "first ones" (first race in the galaxy) living for indefinite lifetimes and such, but they are just quibbles.

    It's also worth noting that besides the brilliant story weaving, B5 also fantastically avoided the concept of "good guys" and "bad guys". I'm impressed to no end how they side-stepped that oh-so-common trapping and actually made several alien races really come to life with politics, emotions, and goals of their own. Very cool.

    The third great thing about B5 is that the problems are solved with character solutions. The tech is there to enhance the experience, but unlike Star Trek where they can reconfigure the primary deflector to do the dishes and take out the dog, in B5 they actually work out the problems using more traditional methods, and the interesting tech is for there for the viewer's enjoyment as backdrop, not primary focus.

    If you're a Star Trek fan but have never watched B5, do yourself a favor and start with Season 1. Watch them in order, and P.S. there is an extra prequel movie, but don't watch it until after you get into Season 5 because it gives a few things from the middle away.

    It makes me curious as to how they'd give Star Trek the B5 treatment, but I'd have to guess that the first step would be to write out a cohesive plot that can cover the first few years of the show before they start filming.

  42. Bring it on by dokhebi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I like the idea of J. Michael Strazynski doing Star Trek. B5 and Crusade were excelent.

    For as much as I like the concept of "Enterprise" I think the wrong people are producing it. The stories aren't as strong as "Deep Space Nine" and there is no much of the jiggle factor (T'Pol needs to wear less revealing costumes) like "Voyager" had.

    Just my $0.02 worth.