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Abbreviating Name on Official Documents?

harlows_monkeys asks: "I went through a bit of a hassle getting a replacement SS card, because my name in their records is 'Timothy' but my driver's license says 'Tim'. They seemed surprised and a little bit suspicious over my going by 'Tim' when my legal name is 'Timothy'. Looking over things, I see that I'm 'Tim' on my driver's license, health and auto insurance, credit and bank cards, bank accounts, mutual funds, paychecks, W-2, and tax returns. I'm 'Timothy' to the SS office, and on my auto lease (but 'Tim' on my auto registration). The SS office warned me that this mismatch would cause problems. Has anyone else run into this? Should I be going around and changing my records everywhere to say 'Timothy' to match my Social Security records?"

195 comments

  1. first post. hehe. by Tactical+Skyrider · · Score: 1

    seems like it'd almost be better to change your ss name to tim. if that's possible. i've been doing the same thing. some things say matthew. other things say matt. no problems so far, but who knows...

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  2. Cross-reference by erykjj · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just cross-reference it with another document which shows the same last name/address/phone/ID # combination.

    1. Re:Cross-reference by Mumbly_Joe6432 · · Score: 2, Funny

      For some reason I have aquired the habit of signing my nickname instead of my name (it's shorter, I'm lazy, and I think I even forget I have a longer name at times). I have not run into any problems yet, and I think it is because the first thing that most places match is the SS#. I even applied for college using my nickname. My ACT scores, AP scores, and my transcript all transferred flawlessly. This may just be because universities care more, but I mindlessly do this kind of thing often and I have yet to have any major problems.

    2. Re:Cross-reference by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      I'm even lazier than you: I just sign with an illegible scribble, which removes the need to abbreviate my name.

    3. Re:Cross-reference by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      That is NOT a guarantee. Here in California, I had a problem wherein my SS card had a middle "nickname" which I stopped using. DMV intended to place that on my CDL, but I kept insisting I haven't used that nickname since 1996 or so.

      They already have in the database:

      My picture, my aliases, my prior addresses, my prior USN information/former command, speeding viols (haven't had any since 1998 or 1999), and more. Yet, for "consistency" reasons and compliance with the patriot act (yeh, I intentionally lower-cased it), the ONLY way they'd do it as I wanted would be if I went to the SSA and had them reissue to me a NEW, updated card. My surname never changed, I've used my first name consistentely since 1992 (I changed it because in a fit of anger/rage I'd had enough of my father not just opening, but ripping open like hell any envelopes that had our name on them... His excuse "I had the name first!"; my response, "Well, that's what you 1960's, arrogant, chest-pounding fathers get for making sons juniors!" (My belief is NEVER curse, consign or condemn a son to carry a father's name; he either is compared, measured below him, or just as arrogant as him, and more; let the son follow his OWN path and name...))

      Moreover, if any of you in CA (and maybe in other states) plan to leave CA and register your vehicle in another state, be warned: Upon CA receiving notification that your calif registration has been changed to another state and your license reported as "surrendered" or "destroyed", CA will PROMPTLY DESTROY your CA license records at the field office level. The state level can reissue if you return to CA, but it was only something like 60 or 90 days for CA to break my identity trail (at the convenience level, I guess). I wasn't even out of the state for 11 months.

      California's excuse is "records maintenance costs..." so they for some reason delete the validity of your records and force you to reestablish and PROVE identity. Sheesh, they have a thumb print, the SSN, a picture, and all sorts of mailing and other history.

      No, they don't really care that you have a plethor of other docs to establish yourself. They wanted SSA to update my card. They even refused to use my current/up-to-date/valid US Passport.

      Also, BE VERY CAREFUL that when you return to CA that you DON'T SURRENDER your DL from out of state, particularly if you've started another business out of state or need to periodically revisit that state or do banking there. Why? In your previous registration in another state it may be that your previous ID is the ONLY ID they'll take. After all, that will likely be photographed or some of its information transcribed. It makes things much more expeditious to have the alternate IDs, particularly when we have the interstate ID database any officer across the land can tap. So, when you return to CA or your state, they'll try to PUNCH A HOLE through your identification, usually on the DATE of BIRTH. This normally is the clue that the ID is officially invalidated.

      This is stupid, to me. After all, New York was considering permitting multi-state resident/visiting visitors to posess multiple valid IDs. Again, if you are arrested or cited or warranted in another state, ALL states generally can get that information, and I believe most of them can get it in seconds. That being the case, if you're wanted in OK, and you possess valid (or invalid/expired/revoked/etc) licenses from say FL, KY and UT, the OK search will trigger your detention, when information is flowing.

      As for the preservation of your other states' IDs, ask the DMV clerk to kindly place a tough sticker over some part of the non-residency-state's face, such as "Not valid for DRIVING PURPOSES in [State Name]". This will help you avoid multi-state ID verification delays. After all, some people see an invalidated ID and assume your possession of it is for criminal purposes.

      If this is unacceptable to states, then maybe states need to review their reciprocity arrangements, or we who ask should get lice

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    4. Re:Cross-reference by E_elven · · Score: 1

      Back home we were taught to sign so that it's not easy to forge. My signature (without close inspection) looks like this:

      ~---^, |-~---~

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    5. Re:Cross-reference by webmaestro · · Score: 1

      Do you include the 6432 when you sign the name Mumbly Joe?

    6. Re:Cross-reference by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Yeah. You can see the J and the Y and everything else is just random :)

      Keeps people guessing. I like that.

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  3. As someone with a commonly abreviated name by Scyber · · Score: 3, Informative

    I find it easier to just go by my full legal name on all documents.

    1. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. What moron would not use their legal name on things like a car loan?!

      Too many idiots.

    2. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      as do i

      chris is too popular

      couple that with smith...

      ugh

      maybe i should just change my name

      and before the john smith comments start... that is the name of my grandfather. :-/

    3. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name by magefile · · Score: 1

      My last name is Smith ... my first translates as John in another language two ways - one is by frequency, one is by pronunciation in this other language's phoneme system. Makes for a good story, since it's a somewhat uncommon name here in the States. And I have a less common spelling of it, too.

    4. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      juan or johanne?

    5. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name by magefile · · Score: 1

      Nope. More obscure than that. Not gonna tell you, either. I value my online anonymity, even if it is a figment of my imagination.

    6. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name by stoborrobots · · Score: 1

      If it's a language where I is pronounced J, then your online anonymity is already shot to hell... If not, then I have guessed wrong. But I think that your previous post contains all the information (and links) that anyone needs.

      Cheers. HAND.

    7. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, Ian.

    8. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://york.gose.org/pub_developers.php

    9. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name by magefile · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but at least they'd have to look for it. At least this way I have the feel-goods.

    10. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      Ian

    11. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

      Seeing that you link to a page listing an Ian Smith under Developers I'd say case fucking closed.

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    12. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name by decepty · · Score: 1
      I value my online anonymity, even if it is a figment of my imagination.
      Well Ian, now /. has sent that particular figment spiraling in flames to the ground...
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  4. I'm in a similar situation by duffbeer703 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Only worse.

    I have two completely different names... and it became a problem here because some HR dorks didn't believe that I was me because my phone directory listing has my nickname instead of my legal name.

    It also became a problem in college when a professor who knew me personally by my nickname removed me from the class rolls by accident. I had to appeal to get re-added afterwards.

    Use the legal name everywhere. It will be a big pain in the ass otherwise.

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    1. Re:I'm in a similar situation by AltaMannen · · Score: 3, Funny

      It would be simpler to do so if people could just pronounce my name. Seriously. Sa-Mir-Na-na-na-ni-jad. Simple as that.

    2. Re:I'm in a similar situation by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      I once had a company write a check out to "John Flux". They were shocked that I worked there a month and didn't know that wasn't my real name heh.

      btw, the extra x is because I have "JohnFlux" on slashdot, but forgot the password.. not that anyone cares.

    3. Re:I'm in a similar situation by Finuvir · · Score: 3, Funny

      So why don't you just go by Mike Bolton?

      No way! Why should I change? He's the one that sucks.

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    4. Re:I'm in a similar situation by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      I get quite a bit of (physical) junk mail and convention tickets (professional, not scifi) sent to me under the name Jabber Wokky all the time. Of course, I've subscribed to a couple magazines under that name, but the junk mail started before then.

      As for the article, I was told early on and raised by my parents that my legal name always had to be the same. If I used my middle initial, I had to use it everywhere. I chose to use my middle initial and save my middle name for verification purposes. I fought my bank (Bank of America) for a long time because my ATM and VISA card had my full middle name.

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    5. Re:I'm in a similar situation by dthree · · Score: 1

      My coworker uses "Dr. Monsterod VonHugenstien" for a variety of registrations that have a high spam likelihood. The kicker was getting a letter here at the office from MSDN to the fine doctor.

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    6. Re:I'm in a similar situation by schon · · Score: 1

      heh.. I always like using "Nunya Bidnes" for stuff like that. :o)

    7. Re:I'm in a similar situation by darkgumby · · Score: 0

      I use 'Demo Graphic' on my grocery store reward cards. It's funny to hear them say, 'Thank you Mr. Graphic'.

    8. Re:I'm in a similar situation by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

      Wrong Movie...

      "There are those that call me... Tim?"

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    9. Re:I'm in a similar situation by Moofie · · Score: 1

      All my grocery store loyalty cards are filled out in the name of former Soviet premiers. Unfortunately, I never get any amusingly-addressed junk mail, because I put the address as 123 Kremlin St.

      Oh well. Poor Russkies.

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    10. Re:I'm in a similar situation by Chuq · · Score: 1

      Doesn't beat the snail mail spam that I received recently...
      (no, its not goatse)

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    11. Re:I'm in a similar situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the opposite problem.
      I want my full name used on my checks and credit cards.
      Up until now, I have had no problems, but last year, when I changed banks, my new bank refused to use my full middle name, and, instead, used only my middle initial.
      Why?
      Because my middle name does not appear on my NYS driver's license!
      (The state of New York will not put your full middle name on your driver's license.)
      This was in spite of the fact that I had to show them my passport, which has my full name on it, to prove who I am, and the fact my SS#, which I had to give them, is registered to my full name.
      I half expected them to use "2" instead of "II" as the suffix, because that's how that appears on my NYS D.L. as well.

    12. Re:I'm in a similar situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NY was happy to put my middle name in. You did go to the DMV, right?

    13. Re:I'm in a similar situation by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      I've used "Eaton Mheet " for years on my PETA registration. They send me a nickel every other month!

    14. Re:I'm in a similar situation by astrojetsonjr · · Score: 1
      I don't use my first name, I use my middle. So far everything except my birthcert and passport have just the two names, so I've been OK.

      ...until 9/11 and now I get flack about the plane ticket name not matching the passport name. So far it's been a few min conversation to clear it up, but I don't know how long that will last.

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  5. No by MarkusQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should I be going around and changing my records everywhere to say 'Timothy' to match my Social Security records?

    No. Have your name legally changed to something that requires Unicode to represent. Much more fun, and better for society in the long run as well.

    I promise.

    -- MarkusQ

    1. Re:No by Matt+Perry · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although Markus was being funny he was right about having your name legally changed. It will cause problems if you use Tim and Timothy on offical documents and records. Your best bet is to pick one and stick with it. I went from Matthew to Matt because I was running into the same thing you are. If you want to go by Tim instead of Timothy then you should look into getting your name changed. It's a simple procedure that you can usually do yourself. If you live in California you can find the information on how to do it online. Other states may have similar information available.

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    2. Re:No by dbirchall · · Score: 1

      Is that symbol used by "The Artist (Formerly Known as Prince)" in Unicode? Something that isn't in Unicode might be even better. Vanquish the bureaucrats and their computers...

    3. Re:No by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      My name starts with an upper-case shwa.

    4. Re:No by Uart · · Score: 1

      Or... and maybe I'm just crazy or something... this one is a bit out there... You could go by Timothy on all of your official documents, you know, using your real name, and then use "Tim" as it was originally intended, a NICKNAME.

      Tim, Bob, Matt, Bert, etc. are not real names, they are nicknames. When you tell someone you are Tim Jones, they are going to assume your name is Timothy. Bert is a little hairier, but the principal still stands, people assume it is short for something.

      The best course of action is to not use your nickname on official documents. I mean, who's going to look at your bank statement other than you? Your financial advisor maybe, and they'll know to call you Tim if they want your business. How about your drivers license? The cops (who want your REAL name anyway), and maybe a bouncer at a bar. I mean, its trivial to use your real name on important stuff.

      If you really want a credit card that says "Tim," then get an American Express (or ask Visa real nicelike), they'll put your REAL name in their records, and put your NICK name on your card.

      Anyway. Maybe I'm the last sane person.

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    5. Re:No by rkww · · Score: 1
      The UK Government's data standard catalogue allows 35 Unicode characters for each Person Given Name - which according to the Person Name UML diagram is a repeating field in the person's structured name (so you can have as many given names as you like, in addition to a Family Name.)

      That's as well as Full Name and Requested Name fields.

    6. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right concerning using your legal name for your legal documents. Still, how can you call that rant sane? Ever read Shakespeare? "A rose by any other name" and all that? The point is, human beings understand that both names identify the same individual--it is just blind systems that are ignorant. Let's use computers, not act like them. Buerocrats--don't get me started!

    7. Re:No by Webmoth · · Score: 1

      Just avoid all the confusion and legally change your name to 543-21-0987 or whatever your SSN happens to be.

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    8. Re:No by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1
      Tim, Bob, Matt, Bert, etc. are not real names, they are nicknames.
      That's not always true. One of my ex-girlfriends was named Kristy. That was her legal name, not Kristine or any other permutation. Her sister's legal name was Kim, not Kimberly. Those were the names that their parents gave them and it was on all of their legal documents since birth. They had the opposite problem in that people would often make assumptions when they were told their names. This lead to having to get certain documents reissued because the people handling the processing of documents would sometimes try to correct the name.

      For me it's a matter of identity. My given name might have been Matthew but that's not my name any more than Steve is. I don't answer to it. It doesn't even catch my attention if someone says it. I used Matt everywhere and that was what I was known by. It only made sense to me to have it legally changed so that I could avoid the same problems that the article submitter is starting to experience.

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    9. Re:No by The+Vulture · · Score: 1

      Back in Canada, growing up, I could never decide which name I wanted to go by. My given name is Joseph, but when I was young, I'd sometimes go by Joey, sometimes Joseph. and finally I settled on Joe.

      My Canadian Social Insurance Number card is issued under Joseph, but the rest of my ID and credit cards were issued under Joe. I've never run into any problems with this, but what really did bug me was that when I received notices from the government, and had to sign things, they usually preferred that I sign Joseph, rather than Joe.

      Now, like I said, Joseph is my given name, but I just don't go with it. When I came to the U.S., I made sure that I applied for all documents in the name Joe. It's just easier to sign, and it's much easier to keep things straight. If I were to have to sign something as Joseph, I couldn't reproduce the same signature twice.

      So, my suggestion is to just go with whatever feels comfortable. If you want Tim, go with Tim, but you should be consistent. If that involves a legal name change, go for that.

      - Joe

    10. Re:No by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      Do they really care about the squiggle itself? As long as it's unique I can't believe that'd be a problem. Mine clearly has the initials "AS" in it, but everything else is totally illegible. "Alex"? "Alexander"? Nobody will ever know. And frankly, I've done it the same way so long, I'm not really sure myself.

    11. Re:No by Uart · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Its actually an interesting legal fact: It doesn't matter what you sign, as long as you are the person who signed it. You can even sign someone else's name, or write an X. As long as the signature can be verified to be yours in some manner (in the case of X, it usually requires a witness), then you legally signed it.

      So, even if your documents all carry the name Joseph, you can go ahead and sign as Joe, and its still all good. Someone might not like it, but what the hell, I mean, its your signature, so they'll like it well enough.

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    12. Re:No by jamesh · · Score: 1

      My name is James. For a few years when I was about 12 (i'm 28 now i think) it seemed like every new person I met would assume I would want to be called Jamie, or Jim. This was despite me introducing myself as James, and often even after I corrected them. Then it mostly didn't happen again after after that.

    13. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DOOD YOU JUST POSED YOUR SSN ON SLASHDOT NOW I HAVE NINE NEW CREDIT CARDS K THX BYE

      this is like yelling! did you know that! lae lame llame ness filter ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaahhaa hhahahah

  6. No Problems Here by spribyl · · Score: 2, Funny

    I go by Steve
    Most documents say Steve
    My full name is Stephen J
    My credit report has all valid and used forms of my name.

    So far no problems.
    Even the guys that have stolen my identity have not had problems.

    I am willing to be that this is a common issue and most folks can handle it.

    1. Re:No Problems Here by RevRagnarok · · Score: 1

      Yeah, credit reports usually have the multiple aliases. In fact when I bought my house, one of the bazillion forms was an AKA form listing every permutation of my names and initials. However, my credit report also shows my spouse's name is "X" so you never know (no, I'm not married).

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    2. Re:No Problems Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a similar situation. I go for Bill, but my legal name is William Gates.

  7. Dumbass by Cranx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Use your real name on legal documents, not the name people call you. You really needed to post an article on /. to tell you that? Go correct it everywhere it's wrong, and from now on, use your REAL name, not your nickname. Dumbass.

    1. Re:Dumbass by LouCifer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damn, you beat me to it.

      I agree 100%. My name's Mike. On all of my legal documents (including my DL) it's listed as Michael.

      Why? Because I'm smart enough to realize the headache it would cause if I put 'Mike' anywhere.

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    2. Re:Dumbass by RandomCoil · · Score: 1

      Had I mod points, you'd be getting one. This is obviously the correct answer. Especially the 'dumbass' part.

    3. Re:Dumbass by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      I would say that's right too.

      You're going to get hell trying to collect on social security if you don't fix this issue. Also, make sure SS benefits are bing reported accurately, since your benefits depend on how much you contribute.

      About the dumbass, I would say that you were uninformed before. So go and sin no more.

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    4. Re:Dumbass by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Red Foreman?

      -Peter

    5. Re:Dumbass by curunir · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're going to get hell trying to collect on social security if you don't fix this issue. Also, make sure SS benefits are bing reported accurately, since your benefits depend on how much you contribute.

      That makes absolutely no sense. SS contributions are tracked by your SSN, not your name. Your employer has your SSN so that your contributions can be tracked to your account. The IRS isn't dumb enough to track you based on your name either. They require an SSN or some other tax-payer ID number when you file as well. Everyone (credit cards, bank accounts, etc) uses your SSN as the identifier, not the name.

      The only instance where there would be a problem would be, like the original poster, if two of your official IDs (driver's license, passport, SS ID) had differing information and you needed to replace one of them. But even then, as long as you have your passport and SSN card with the same name, you should be able to use one to replace the other. Driver's licenses are even easier to replace.

      There's only a couple of documents that need to have your legal name. Anything else, just put whatever you feel like.

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    6. Re:Dumbass by eunos94 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Most entities do track your SS#, however they associate it with any name that has ever been used with that SS. Then they correlate that with any other SS's that are used with those names. The idea is to catch anyone flip flopping SS's or names fraudulently. Not that it would be reported to the wrong account, but they might argue it wasn't really you making contributions in the first place.

      With all the new provisions that financial institutions have to undertake with the Patriot Act, I for one wouldn't want to mess around with multiple legal identities. Keep it simple: one name, one state drivers license number, one SS number.

    7. Re:Dumbass by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Actually, banks and healthcare are no longer allowed to use the ssn as person identifyer, for privacy reasons.

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    8. Re:Dumbass by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
      Also, make sure SS benefits are bing reported accurately
      Since we're referring to money here, I think you meant "are bling reported accurately."
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    9. Re:Dumbass by ShdwStkr · · Score: 1

      doesn't seem to stop them.

    10. Re:Dumbass by BJH · · Score: 1

      OK, maybe this guy's a dumbass (just use 'Timothy' for everything and he should be OK), but it's a real problem, particularly in cases where you can't control what name is used.

      I live in Japan. For foreigners resident in Japan, the main source of identification is your passport. Using your passport, you register with the local government office and receive an alien registration card, which then gets used for official situations.
      Now, when I got married, the last name on my passport changed. Also, as Japanese law doesn't allow people to use names in Kanji for official documents if their passport name is not in Kanji (i.e. you're not from a country that issues passports in Chinese), I used a 'feature' of the alien registration card to add what's called a 'use name' in addition to the name from my passport, which is my new last name written in Kanji, my first name in Katakana and no middle name (my name on my passport is first, middle, last).

      As a result, I now have the following:
      1) A bank account registered in my new name in English.
      2) Two bank accounts registered under my use name in Japanese.
      3) A government pension book registered under my use name in Japanese.
      4) A driver's license with my new name in English and my use name in Japanese.
      5) An official seal (a large carved stamp that takes the place of your signature) registered under my use name in Japanese.
      6) Tax records under my use name in Japanese.
      7) An alien registration card showing my new name in English and my use name in Japanese.
      8) A university diploma showing my old name, written in Japanese.

      When my wife and I had our first child, the city office refused to register me as the birth father under my new name, as my wife's family register (that is treated as the official record of the marriage) had my old name on it (last+first+middle, written in Japanese for extra confusion points). So, I had to ask them to rewrite her family register to show my use name in Japanese (but they complained that it wasn't my "real name" and added my middle name written in Japanese, for yet more confusion points), then register me as the birth father under that name.

    11. Re:Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what you get for mingling with the Slant Eyes!

    12. Re:Dumbass by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      Seriously. It's not even a matter of being smart. It's a matter of not being retarded. My name's Alex but it would never in a million years occur to me to put anything but "Alexander" on a formal document.

      When it comes to anything that could possibly be considered a legal document you have exactly one name and that's whatever it says on your birth certificate or the court-approved document giving you a new name.

      *shakes head in disbelief*

    13. Re:Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They still need your SS# to report interest on your interest-bearing accounts to the IRS.

    14. Re:Dumbass by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      Just curious, why did you last name change when you got married?

    15. Re:Dumbass by gatzke · · Score: 1


      Didn't I hear that SSN is not unique? I think the combination of SSN and birth date are required to be unique, unless I am mistaken.

      Some really large databases have to take this into account.

    16. Re:Dumbass by BJH · · Score: 1

      Because under the laws of my home country, I'm allowed to take the last name of my wife - and it's a hell of a lot easier to live in Japan if people can't tell you're a foreigner just by your name.

    17. Re:Dumbass by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
      Interesting, thanks for the response. What is your home country? Are there countries that wouldn't allow you to take any last name that you want?

      Your situtation is certainly more complicated than the original poster's, who is simply lazy and/or stupid.

    18. Re:Dumbass by BJH · · Score: 1

      Japan, for one ;)
      Many Commonwealth countries (of which my home country is one) don't let you change your last name easily, in that you need to go through the deed poll process for it, which is a royal pain.
      To give an example of somewhere even stricter, in Japan (yes, again;) you're not allowed to change your name at all - first, last, whatever, once your parents register your name at birth, that's it. You're stuck with it.

    19. Re:Dumbass by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      You seem very intent on not revealing your home country.

    20. Re:Dumbass by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Oh banks ARE allowed. And so is the DMV. And anyone else.

      A few years ago there was a big incident of identity theft at UIllinois (probably UIUC) and they decided to stop using SSNs as the student ID. But nothing forced them to "stop" using SSNs (they say they stopped but some places need SSN some need student ID... surprisingly their databases are REALLY organized... it's scarry how much they know about me...)

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      My other car is first.
  8. move to Cali. by Arngautr · · Score: 1

    ... we don't care about valid docs, just go grab a new license or ss card. :) yeah yeah we defeated it once but it hasn't died, that's what you get with people in the legislature with no common sense.

  9. MP by cephyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm surprised they weren't in fear and awe of you, the great wizard Tim. You shoulda just blown them up.

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    Moo.
  10. Suspicion by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    Tim v. Timothy probably doesn't make them suspicious. The "harlows_monkeys" thing, however...

  11. Possible Problems by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've run into all sorts of problems with the short and long versions of my name on documents, not the least of which was credit reporting. I always sign the full name, with middle initial, on documents now, and leave the shortened version conversational.

    It's weird, but for some reason, the various credit reporting agencies seem to place different names on the reports depending on which "version" of your name you use to request a report. I've invested about 3 years in fixing everything, and I'm about 80% there.

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    There's so little difference between politics and jihad lately...
  12. NYC DMV by amarodeeps · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This may be a bit more extreme example, but a friend of mine was trying to transfer her driver's license from Texas or something to New York. It had her name like this: F. Middle Last on some of her stuff (like social security card and Texas license) and First M. Last on other stuff of hers. She was there for hours, but they wouldn't trust that she was who she said she was, even though everything else obviously matched up just fine. She actually had to do something ridiculous like get a signed and stamped copy of her birth certificate from Texas, I don't remember exactly what.

    While this example is a bit different, and I would imagine slightly more susceptible to this kind of BS, I would say, yes, it can happen to you! Get that sh*t standardized!

  13. Yes, sort of by tm2b · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You've got to make sure that documents that require your "legal name" all precisely agree. A real PITA, but it'll cause problems.

    I had to go to court and almost ended up fined or in jail because of a slight mismatch in my documentation. Because my insurance didn't match, some automatic notifcation system cause the state of Florida to think that I didn't have car insurance, so they canceled my driver's license without telling me. When I was pulled over on the highway, I was charged with the misdemeanor of driving without a license (the cop did not care about the reasons, he could only see that my license was revoked). I then had to have my girlfriend come pick me up, 6 hours' drive away from home, and I had to return later to answer the charges. The DA dropped the charges when I pulled her aside and explained what happened and showed her the documentation, but I still lost the day and a half that it took to drive to that jurisdiction and back for the 8am court date, and the driving of the day of the incident (6 hours there, 6 hours waiting for the girlfriend, 6 hours back).

    The good news is that non-legal documents like credit cards don't have to agree as long as you're not trying to dodge creditors. The rule is that if you're using a name in a non-fraudulent manner and it doesn't require your legal name, it's all fine.

    But really, really. Make sure "legal name" documents agree completely. The Bureacracy is not your friend, and you must appease it now or it will take its vengeance later.

    --
    "It is our blasphemy which has made us great, and will sustain us, and which the gods secretly admire in us." - Zelazny
    1. Re:Yes, sort of by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

      Something sounds fishy.

      You don't need insurance to have a License, its just illegal to drive without insurance. Maybe Florida has some wierd laws about it, after the last election, shows how messed up the Florida DOL is.

    2. Re:Yes, sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same as NY, or Business Traveling, you can have a license and no insurance.

    3. Re:Yes, sort of by 100lbHand · · Score: 1

      Here in North Carolina you have to have proof of auto insurance in order to get a driver license.
      You are right that the majority of states do not have this requirement.
      I belive that it is a racket that the insurace companies have in order to force you to insure a shared family car two (or three or four) times over.
      I had a friend in high school who got a Virginia license to avoid paying collision twice on her fathers car (her mother lived just across the state line).

      --
      "I'm not high, just stupid" --JY
    4. Re:Yes, sort of by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Here in North Carolina you have to have proof of auto insurance in order to get a driver license. You are right that the majority of states do not have this requirement. I belive that it is a racket that the insurace companies have in order to force you to insure a shared family car two (or three or four) times over.

      I lived in Florida for many years and now live in California, which has the same law. (I think - if not, you have to show insurance for the tag of your car).

      North Carolina doesn't have the majority of people on the road uninsured, I would imagine. Nor are there large numbers of resident (versus migrant) illegal aliens. It's not so much a scam as a desperate attempt to control a bad situation.

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      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    5. Re:Yes, sort of by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 1

      What about people who don't own a car. I have a licence but have not had a car in about a year. I know many people who live in places with good transportation that don't bother to buy a car, but may want a licence so that the few times a year that they want to drive they can rent a car.

      --
      Erlang Developer and podcaster
    6. Re:Yes, sort of by karnal · · Score: 1

      If you have no car registered in your name, then they probably won't bother to check if you have insurance.

      Ohio started doing the same thing about two years ago - regarding spot checks of insurance. You'd get an envelope in the mail, stating you have 30 days to return it with valid insurance information, for vehicles registered in your name. I think it's a good idea, since I've heard stories around the office about my coworkers being in interesting situations from drivers who don't have insurance.

      Anyways, I really think they should check your insurance when you renew your tags. Wouldn't that make the most sense? Instead of signing a form stating "Yea, I got dat" - they would actually pull your insurance, based on documents you provide (could be as simple as the insurance card you should keep in your glove box anyways....)

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      Karnal
    7. Re:Yes, sort of by 100lbHand · · Score: 1

      Actualy, reguarding illegal aliens and the like we have one of, if not the, fastest growing Hispanic populations in the country, and a good number of those are of course illegals. They come here to work the fields of tobacco and soy, and to hang around the Wal-Mart parking lot.

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      "I'm not high, just stupid" --JY
    8. Re:Yes, sort of by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      :) Perhaps I should have mentioned: The three places where I've lived for significant amounts of time (i.e., more than six months) were North Carolina, South Florida and Northern California.

      So - I am well aware of the Wal*Mart shopping breakdown in all three states. You can drive miles in Florida and California and see nothing but spanish signs and people who speak nothing but spanish. And that's in clean, nice neighborhoods (usually poor, but poor doesn't mean lousy). You can't do that (yet) in North Carolina. At least not in eastern NC (Durham/Rocky Mount/Wilmington) or the areas around them that I've driven though. And I really like small town restaurants, so I've done many a random wanderquest from tacos in Turlock to BBQ in Belle Glade.

      It's not so much the population, but rather the established population (versus migrant seasonal population) that's different. In ten years, it may well be a different story.

      --
      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    9. Re:Yes, sort of by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I lived in Florida for a while and when I moved there I had no car but needed a Fla driver's license. All I had to do was sign a statement swearing that I don't own a car.

      I bought a car a few weeks later.

      -ec

    10. Re:Yes, sort of by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      What about people who don't own a car. I have a licence but have not had a car in about a year. I know many people who live in places with good transportation that don't bother to buy a car, but may want a licence so that the few times a year that they want to drive they can rent a car.

      It's called "nonowner's insurance". Ask your agent about it -- it's to protect you when you're driving a rental car or someone else's car. It also has the nice side benefit of keeping a continuous insurance history; without that history, your rates will be higher when you next get owner's insurance.

      --
      "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
    11. Re:Yes, sort of by Uart · · Score: 1

      In NJ you just need fault insurance (to make sure that the other guy gets paid when you hit him. You also don't need multiple policies, but if anyone is going to be driving your car, its highly suggested that they are listed on your insurance policy. (One Policy, multiple people)

      Anyway, you don't need insurance to get a license, but you do need it to drive. (In New Jersey)

      PS - New Jersey Rules

      --

      Opinionated Law Student Strikes Again!
    12. Re:Yes, sort of by ffsnjb · · Score: 1

      No kidding, man. My brother is an active duty Marine stationed at Camp Lejeune who was assaulted in a Wal*Mart parking lot by two illegal alien Mexicans last weekend. He ended up breaking both of their noses and generally fucking them up before they were deported. Tip for illegal Mexicans wanting to stay living here: DO NOT FUCK WITH MARINES, esp. when they have month old babies in the car. You will come within an inch of your life and be deported REAL FUCKING QUICK.

      --
      "Why do you consent to live in ignorance and fear?" - Bad Religion
    13. Re:Yes, sort of by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      Here in CA you don't need insurance for a license, only to register the vehicle, so it's not big deal. The car's only registered in one name so only one proof of insurance is required.

    14. Re:Yes, sort of by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      I wasn't sure, as when I moved here I had to get both a license and registration.

      Technically you don't need insurance; you just have to show financial capability. There are a handful of ways around it, and if you have decent savings you can toss into a long term bond (which is a good idea anyway), you can save quite a bit of money on insurance by... well, not paying any.

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      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    15. Re:Yes, sort of by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 1

      well at the moment its not even worth it for me to have that in the USA. While I have a Mass drivers licence I livin in Israel and visit the US about once a year. I don't (yet) have an Israeli licence, at some point I will get one though.

      --
      Erlang Developer and podcaster
    16. Re:Yes, sort of by Kithraya · · Score: 1

      I have a related issue with my full, legal name. The name on my birth certificate and SS card has "III" at the end, indicating that I'm the 3rd. However, the State of Tennessee DMV doesn't seem to have the ability to put that on my license. So my license and carry permit have a different name than my SS card, all of which have a different name than my auto insurance card (the form for which directed me to leave any suffix off of my name).

      So each legal document has as much of my full name as the issuing agency has capability to use. I'm sure this is going to cause me problems in the future, but I'm not sure what options I have. Anyone have any opinions?

    17. Re:Yes, sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were probably trying to steal his job.

      (I Keed)

  14. Uh, duh... by Tom7 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, when you're filling out something important, you should use your real name instead of a nickname. Isn't this obvious?

    1. Re:Uh, duh... by Profane+Motherfucker · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have the honor of being the ONLY person who had enough sense to point out what seemed to be fairly fucking obvious. Nicknames? On legal documents? This causes problems?

      Many forms have a note "print your name EXACTLY as it appears on your social security card." Nobody really gives a shit if you go by tinkerbell is your real name is Tim. But for the love of god, at least just fill out forms correctly and you'll be fine.

      Changing one's name isn't a terribly complicated issue, either.

    2. Re:Uh, duh... by The+Vulture · · Score: 1

      Really, it doesn't matter what name you use, as long as it's all consistent.

      My SSN card has Joe, my driver's license has Joe, and my credit cards say Joe. Nobody cares that my real name is Joseph (well, except for maybe the government of Canada, it says Joseph on my birth certificate).

      Now, if I was to use Joseph for my SSN card, and Joe everywhere else, then I might run into problems.

      As long as you're consistent, you'll have no problem, even if you have to go to the extent of getting a legal name change for it.

      My personal thought on this is that I'd rather put Joe on legal documents than Joseph. I use the name Joe, I'd like to be identified as Joe. Heck, I can't even use Joseph in a signature anymore, it's been so long since I've used it.

      -- Joe

    3. Re:Uh, duh... by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      I dunno, I'd be reallly hesitant to not stay consistant with my birth certificate, that single magic document that begat all others. Seems like that's just asking for trouble when getting passports and that sort of thing.

      And I'm not a parent so I don't know exactly how I got my SS card in the first place, but don't they want a copy of a birth certificate for that...? Do they actually let you request one with a different name?

  15. Credit Reports by eunos94 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If you ever get to look at an actual of a commercial version of your credit report you'll find that any version or spelling of your name that ever was filed with ANY officail document will show up as reported under your SS#.

    This is the #1 reason to never use a JR or SR in naming your children. You are dooming them to forever having their financial records mixed up with every person in your family. Good luck getting a loan if you son or dad has bad credit. You could be perfect and it won't matter.

    Unfortunately, your SS is your major ID number and however much it shouldn't be a universal ID system, it's become that without any real oversight or security to it.

    1. Re:Credit Reports by Mycroft_514 · · Score: 1

      Bah, Jr or SR isn't neccessary to screw up the credit reports. My Dad came to live with me for 5 months while his new house was under construction. It took 2 years to straighten out the credit reports (and I have a different brother who is a JR and he and my Dad never did get one company straightened out with some stock. They finally agreed to sell it and split the money on a given day to fix the problem.)

      Credit Reports - just say no!

    2. Re:Credit Reports by eunos94 · · Score: 1

      True, Jr or Sr isn't necessary to send things to hell in a hand basket, but damned if it isn't a sure fire way to. Sharing addresses will do it too. Even small apartment buildings that list the same street address, but not apartment numbers will do it. Credit reports, while not all evil, definitely could use some more reform.

    3. Re:Credit Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Sharing addresses will do it too."

      Even worse, let a sister move in with you for a few months and you will start finding the credit reports listing you as husband and wife!!!

      Then again, my sister/wife had better credit than I did, so what the hell. It helped get me my new house, so what do I know :P

    4. Re:Credit Reports by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      Duplicate names within the same zip, postal, whatever code can also have the same effect.

  16. Similar situation, but not... ? by HaloZero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have two legal names (as someone else above mentioned). My given name is Jeremiah, whereas, for as long as I can remember (unless I was in trouble, and that was only with my parents and grandmother), everyone called me 'Jeremy'. All of my school records, my health records, all of my tax returns, all have me listed as Jeremy. Of course, I just figured that this was how the government identified me. Then, while digging through a box of documents one day, I found a social security card paperclipped to a birth certificate, both with the name 'Jeremiah'. This confused me, as I have a social security card and birth certificate (dated one year after the original), with the name 'Jeremy'. Of course, by this point, I wasn't sure what to call myself. I wrote to, and called, the Social Security Administration and never got anything back. I've never actually had any problems with my name. I think it's because when you apply for anything even remotely official, and they ask for your social security number, so long as that's unique and you only use the one you have, the one bound to your name, then you should be ok. I'm sure there's a range of 'accepted variations' on names and such. Pat for Patrick, Sam for Samuel, Tim for Timothy, Tom for Thomas, Matt for Matthew, and so on. *shrug*

    Now, everyone just calls me 'Greg', anyway.

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    Informatus Technologicus
    1. Re:Similar situation, but not... ? by Pembers · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend has a similar problem, except that she's from a different culture. (She's Irish, but has lived in Britain for many years.) She is "officially" called Brigid, and most of her paperwork has this name on it. Everyone calls her Breda, which is a kind of diminutive of Brigid. Most Irish people would know that these are forms of the same name, but not many British people do. This wouldn't be a problem, except that Breda is the name on her passport...

  17. I second that by ink_13 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Change your name to "Tim".

    No, seriously. While I doubt it's necessary, it sounds like you want to be consistant across basically everything to eliminate hassle. If all that's going to change is your SS and your auto lease vs. all that other stuff, I know which one I'd pick.

    You might feel apprehensive about changing your name from the one your parents gave you, but you're really only doing it legally. Besides, not only will it make an interesting conversation piece, think of all the jokes that are possible...

    "There are some who call me... Tim"

    PS IANAL. You may wish to consult a real one, rather than believing some wonk from the SS office and bunch of random yahoos on /.

  18. Better watch out... by henrik · · Score: 1

    ... so that none of the other hundreds of people with your name says they are you. Who in the sane mind uses person names for identification purposes anyway?

  19. Foreign Names by Theodrake · · Score: 1

    I find it hard to believe that having a minor name difference like that will cause any troubles. I mean the police have been tracking criminals for years using all of their aliases.

  20. Problems? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 3, Funny
    Only for those entities that want to spy on you, and track your every move.

    I'd change your name on some of the stuff to Timmy.

    --
    You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
    1. Re:Problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TIMMAY!

  21. encountered various problems. by corprew · · Score: 1

    I have a two word first name (of which corprew is the second word.) This has caused a lot of hilarity over the years with my name being recorded differently in different systems.

    It has been a large problem, because the people who look at records at, say, the DMV or an HR department tend to be literalists without much of a sense of humor. I have a bunch of documents with 'E. Corprew' some with 'E.... Corprew,' and some with just 'E....' or 'Corprew.' A lot of it is just how the clerk chose to enter it. I've had name problems with employers, the State Department (passport), the DMVs of two states, and a past employer maintained two employment records for me accidentally after a merger because the symbols that made up my name weren't 100% identical on two different records.

    So, yeah, it's been a massive pain in the ass. I change everything to my full name to avoid problems. My advice would be to change all the things to your full name as soon as you can, because if it does come up, it's almost certainly going to come up when you have the least time to deal with it. (like, while processing an insurance claim after an accident or applying for an expedited passport.)

    two cents, have fun.

    --Corprew

    1. Re:encountered various problems. by RevRagnarok · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like my ex. First name: "Jo Ann", no middle name. Then to make things even worse, in our dorm there was a guy name Joe A. with the same last name! So sometimes the mail person would assume Jo A. was a misspelling (along with the wrong apt number... morons!).

      --
      I should put something clever here. Maybe someday.
  22. At least your name is normal... by RevRagnarok · · Score: 2

    I hate to admit it, and to the day I die will hate my parents for it, but my middle name is Demetrius. That's fine if you have a similar name and it is ethnic, but I'm not ethnic. My brother's is Ashley and my sister is Eyre. I always sign with just a D, and the only people who insist on using the full middle name is the MVA (aka DMV).

    I have actually considered a legal name change to drop it to just D.

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    I should put something clever here. Maybe someday.
    1. Re:At least your name is normal... by mph · · Score: 1
      the MVA (aka DMV)
      Wait, they have more than one name, too? Hardly seems fair that they expect us to stick with one!
    2. Re:At least your name is normal... by RevRagnarok · · Score: 1

      Here in the People's Republik of Maryland, it is the Motor Vehicle Administration. I guess they think that the acronym DMV has too much bad customer service baggage.

      I put the AKA for ppl outside of this sick sad state.

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      I should put something clever here. Maybe someday.
    3. Re:At least your name is normal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI Demetrius is a Roman name.

  23. tech topic? by HyperbolicParabaloid · · Score: 1

    This has got to be the least relevant Ask Slashdot I have ever seen!! I know people ask geeks legal questions here all the time, but is this crowd really any more authoritative than random people on a street corner?
    The answer, by the way, is that if you use a non-legal name in an official cpapacity you could be suspected of fraud. Your friends may call you Tim, but that is not your name, man.

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    A person of moderate zeal
    1. Re:tech topic? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      WHy is it irrelevant? Think of:

      --Databases
      --TSA
      --DHLS

      --Employers
      --DMV
      --Insurance
      --Creditors...

      (And, imagine visiting Israel or some other place where they maintain their own current/separate databases. Imagine some scofflaw having your name and similar physical representation doing something STUPID and gets ejected. Now, your employer sends you abroad, and lo and behold, BAM! A critical project riding on a shload of money is jeopardized because of Interpol, Dept of State, DMV, etc not having consistent records because they didn't update them (yes, yes, I realize that at any minute privacy advocates will likely weigh in and I'll agree with a number of the points to be made...))

      This is really a DATABASING issues. It's just a symptom of corporates (marketers/advertisers and product peddlers) and credit reporting agencies all trying to keep tabs on everyone, yet interstated communications tend to lag, and even DMV departments don't have real-time access to insurance documents. It's also evidence that maybe it's time for a lot of information to be centralized. Right now, it's almost all databased, electronically. Anyone who stands out like a sore thumb, maybe an activist or outspoken person (myself being outspoken and loose with my opinions) can be deleted (read: inconvenienced) with a keystroke, until archives are restored and identity is verified...

      It's not just technical, but isn't this useful. Think about all the nerds/geeks and readers who for any number of reasons simply aren't aware of this stuff. The law says, "Ignorance of the law is no excuse", yet SOMEhow, the ignorant have to become enlightened/informed. I think there is merit and value in that poster's question being posted.

      Besides, so many people who use this site grew up in a time when we shifted names/nicknames and tho we kept surnames and SSN's intact, we never anticipated the consistency/inconsistency issue until 911/TSA/DHLS, stocks investments, insurances and more. The more people find there is another person with their name, who lived less than a state away, who committed a crime, and is masquerading as the cleaner of the two, or some benefits (non SSA) are being dispensed to a "person known as someone" and there is confusion, then it can all be painful.

      The thing to take away from this is tho it's by no means a legal forum, it CAN generate brainstorming, trigger a completion of a long-forgotten task, and more. Plus, it's often just "community" at work.

      Regards,

      David Syes

      --
      Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
    2. Re:tech topic? by springjp · · Score: 1

      Ah, but many of us geeks make our living configuring software for marketers telling them that "T", "Tim" and "Timothy" are one and the same and not to waste money on sending three envelopes. Needless to say, this gets more frustrating when moving outside the Anglo-Saxon namespace.

  24. only 1 name by slothman32 · · Score: 1

    I don't ever have to worry about that problem. I just have one name, Paul. There are no shortened or lengthened versions. No nicknames. No other pronunciations or spellings. Just one. It's actually odd because since I never had any other versions I can't really relate to people responding to both Jim and James for example.

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    Why don't you guys have friends or journals?
    1. Re:only 1 name by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 1

      I have the exact opposite problem. My legal name is Tony, not Anthony, not Antionio, none of the long forms. However, for years I fought with credit agencies who refused to believe that I am not Anthony. I have never signed Anthony, never used the name, yet I still get stuck with it merely because people in beaurocracies (sp?) refuse to believe I am merely Tony.

      C'est la vie.

      --

      You can have it fast, accurate, or pretty. Pick any 2.
  25. Always a hassle by ccarr.com · · Score: 2

    You think you've got problems, Timothy? Try initializing your first name and spelling out your middle name as I do. It used to be quite common: F. Scott Fitzgerald, J. Edgar Hoover, etc. Now with computerized forms that insist on either no middle name or a middle initial only, it's getting harder and harder to keep it consistent. Some databases know me by first name "J. Christopher" and no middle name, others as first name "Christopher" middle initial "J" (though I never enter it that way myself), and still others as first name "Chris" with no middle name. And of course there are other variations but you get the idea. I managed with difficulty to get my drivers' license "J. Christopher Carr" when I moved to my current state of residence. Back when New Jersey forced me into "John C. Carr" I got quite a few hassles about my signature. I persevere with this because I'm the fourth of five (damn, I sound like a borg) John Christopher Carrs in my family, and I've lived in the same house with one of the others almost all my life. The confusion we've been spared among friends and family asking for "John" has more than made up for the difficulty of keeping the databases straight.

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    I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. BB
    1. Re:Always a hassle by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1

      I am essentially in the same situation as you. I go by my middle name and sign all documents 'F. Middle' It's never been a problem for me, and, in fact, when telemarketers call, it's easy to weed them out, as they always ask for someone who goes by my first name.

      Sorry, he doesn't live here...

      I sympathize with your plight to have things listed the way you want 'F. Middle' rather than 'First M.' I have all sorts of things that list my middle name as my first name... never encountered a problem though. Perhaps I should be concerned...

  26. Hypens Aren't Much Fun Either by jpmoney · · Score: 1

    My name is hyphenated, and its very aggrivating when people just stop at the hyphen. No, I do not go by my first and middle name - my first name is two words that are hypenated and I go by that name. I'm somewhat OK with initials, but leaving off half my name if you don't know me is unacceptable.

    Getting all things correct is almost impossible because people make assumptions. If my name were John-Michael I would always be called John and there are some people who don't seem to know what a hyphen is in the first place. My social security card is different from my Drivers license and *some* of my credit cards. It really is a mess, so I feel your pain.

    Just be glad you don't have a hyphen.

    Though I did always want to sue standardized test makers for discriminating against those of us with hypens in our name...

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    1. Re:Hypens Aren't Much Fun Either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me is even worse.
      I don't have hypens, my first name is split in two separate words like John Charles.
      There is no middlename, no John C., no John, please !
      It is always nice when you go to the bank and your account has disappeared because of that.

  27. My wife handles it by... by DaoudaW · · Score: 2

    My wife, whom everyone knows by a nickname unrelated to her given name, has handled this situation by writing First Middle "Nick" Last on her IDs. This has never been questioned. It's been no problem even for international travel in the days of terrorism.

    On a related note, I have an illegible signature which many people have told me will get me in trouble. But it never has. If someone questions me I neatly print my name under my signature.

    1. Re:My wife handles it by... by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      I don't think illegible signatures are ever a problem. Actually, some professionals intentionally make their signatures basically some kind of unintelligible scrawling mark that doesn't resemble a name at all--Sometimes you can make out the first letter. That is for the purpose of making it very difficult to forge. People can try to make their letters look like someone else's letters, but if you are used to making this unique kind of scrawl that is unlike writing other people use, it should be pretty easy to identify your practiced mark verses someone trying to imitate it.

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    2. Re:My wife handles it by... by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      For some documentation the signature has to be a readable version of the full name - very difficult if you've spent a life-time doing a scrawl.

    3. Re:My wife handles it by... by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
      For some documentation the signature has to be a readable version of the full name - very difficult if you've spent a life-time doing a scrawl.
      I call total BS on this one. That would not be the person's signature then. A person's signature should always look very similar to other places that signature has been used. If the handwriting is required to be "improved" to a different readability standard in some places, then it looks different in different places and ceases to be a unique mark of that person.
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    4. Re:My wife handles it by... by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      That's what I was told when signing for two mortgages. Perhaps they were wrong, but if I'd wanted to sign the way I normally do they wouldn't have given me the money.

    5. Re:My wife handles it by... by Des+Herriott · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should have gone with a different mortgage company, then.

      Your signature doesn't have to look like your name. What it does need to be is consistent and distinctive. I'd steer well clear of any official body who required me to use a "fake" signature.

  28. Western culture names vs. other cultures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There are also conflicts with other cultures.
    My own uses the patronimic for naming.

    (fake example)
    My first name is Robert, my father's name is John.
    So my full name (on my Birth Certificate) is Robert John Powell.
    However, what is my "last name" (as asked by soooo many forms that you fill out throughout your lifetime)
    My last name according to my culture is "John" and my FAMILY name is "Powell"
    Do I put "John" or "Powell" on the forms?
    I mix and match.
    So various government agencies now know me as "Robert John" and others as "Robert Powell"
    Both are legit and I'm not trying to defraud anyone.

    Some other cultures have different birth dates too (I don't understand the details)
    There is the "moon" birth date and also the birth date that you actually came out of your mum.

    Trying to fit many many other cultures into Western cultures sometimes causes some interesting results.

    1. Re:Western culture names vs. other cultures by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      Well I know a lot of people from Asia who came over here and they all dealt with it the same way: they picked a method and stuck with it. It may not remotely resemble what they use day-to-day, but they consistantly use the same form on every legal document. They certainly don't "mix and match". Why introduce that kind of chaos?

      For birthdays, use whatever is on the birth certificate: date of conception, date out of mom, whatever, as long as it's consistant.

    2. Re:Western culture names vs. other cultures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US when they ask for your last name, they mean your family name.

  29. Be Consistent by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    They're right, it can cause problems. Mostly only people asking that same question, but it can be a pain. You can change your "official" name to Tim if you wish, simply by putting it on everything and using it consistently.

    OTOH, figure how often people will look at the disparity and realize it's your obvious short form for your name, and *not* question it.

    With me, it's my last name. It's hyphenated. I always use the long form on official documents, but when dealing with the people involved I tell them I usually just go by part of it, and they call me that.

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  30. Paul - Paulie - Paully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Paulie/Paully?

  31. What you're saying by Finuvir · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is your real name is Timothy but there are some who call you... Tim?

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  32. Christ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is part where I would tell them to fuck off

  33. Passports by Curien · · Score: 1

    My dad once had to get a passport, which proved troublesome. He was naturalized when he was a child, and he legally changed his name as an adult. He has no middle name, just an initial. The lady at the post office refused to take just a middle initial. It had to be a full name or nothing -- even though he didn't have one.

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    1. Re:Passports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should have just told them that his middle name is one letter long.

  34. timmeh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Timmeh!

  35. My story by Judg3 · · Score: 1

    When I was 9 or so, my mom remarried, and I took his last name. I didn't officially get it changed, I didn't get adopted, I just started using it. Apparently it's legal to just take another name, use it for X years, and it will become yours (at least 15 years ago or so).

    I remember when I had my first part-time job, I received a letter from the SSA stating something along the lines of "Your social security number of XXX-XX-XXXX is not associated with the name Jeremy Pavleck. If this is an error, please contact us. Otherwise, we will update our records in X days to associate this name to this SSN". Went real nice and easy for me.
    When I moved to illinois though and tried to change my license over I had a small problem doing it. They asked for my SS card, and since it was in my old name (and apparently, legally that was still my name at the time - the above letter only associated it as an AKA) and I had to get a new one. The only hassle was going to the SSA office and showing them my license and a report card from school, and they changed it over officially and all.
    I also had a mispelling my license (JerAmy instead of JerEmy), but all it took was showing the DMV my SS card.

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  36. TIM-MAY!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    tim-may!!!
    tim-may!!!
    tim-may!!!

  37. Don't include suffixes like "MD" at the DMV by jncook · · Score: 1

    When I got my medical license, I was all excited -- yeah, it's dumb, but I was an intern. So when my California Department of Motor Vehicles renewal came up, I asked for "MD" to be added to the end of my name. I was hoping it might help with future encounters with police.

    Don't do this.

    It turns out the California DMV computers don't have a suffix field, so they made my last name "Cook MD". Later they made some web tools available. But the tools don't work right for me, because my actual last name "Cook" doesn't match the DMV's "Cook MD".

    On my most recent renewal, I got rid of the "MD" part. Besides, it's useful sometimes to just be a regular human being -- that way the folks at the bank don't ask me about their arthritis. :-)

    1. Re:Don't include suffixes like "MD" at the DMV by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      For "help wth future encounters" with the police:

      1. Put on your vehicle a sticker saying, "Support your local Sheriff"

      2. Put on your vehicle a sticker saying, "Support you local police" (in case the cops don't like the Sheriff)

      3. Put on your vehicle a sticker saying, "We Support our PAL" (Police Athletic League)

      4. Put on your vehicle a sticker saying, "DARE"

      5. If you can get away with it in your locale, and if you're a guy, wait for the officer/Sheriff to get to your rolled down window and grumble/grouse aloud, "DAMN, of ALL the gay cops in town, I had to get a STRAIGHT ONE". THAT worked for a friend of mine who most likely was going to be ticketed. He got off (away, that is...) without a citation.

      6. Smile fiercely like Jack Nicholson, and ask, "WHY can't we all just just GET ALONG?"

      7. (If you have enough Karma points) Hold up a placard saying, "I'm mute: I have the right to speak!" Then, grouse in sign language.

      David Syes....

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  38. I've just gotten my drivers license fixed by ChaseTec · · Score: 1

    It only took me about 8 years. My first name is Matthieu, it's a French spelling, and no matter how legibly I write it some data entry moron always assumes I can't spell my own name and fixes it. There were a few cases where I had to explain it when applying for credit and such but I've never had any major problems. Unless you count getting it fixed, I had to send off for a copy of my birth certificate because the DMV here in Houston wouldn't take my word that they misspelled my name.

    On the plus side I could always tell who got my information from the DMV based on the spelling of my name. If you always slightly misspell your name with all companies and government agencies you can see who the biggest privacy violators are.

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    1. Re:I've just gotten my drivers license fixed by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
      On the plus side I could always tell who got my information from the DMV based on the spelling of my name. If you always slightly misspell your name with all companies and government agencies you can see who the biggest privacy violators are.
      My roommate in college had a system like that when he would give his information to some company. He would just use a different middle initial for each one. He kept a list of who got what initial and then when the junk started to show up, he could call the people and have proof that they had sold him out.
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  39. i've dealt with this for others by SolemnDragon · · Score: 3, Informative

    Female, with a traditionally male name. And a relatively unusual male name- Solomon. My middle name is too long for most documents, so it gets shortened to an initial.

    It requires large amounts of proof when i show up for anything and use my full name, so i generally use a nickname for anything that doesn't require a full legal signature. However, if it's in writing, i generally assume that it requires a full legal signature. Using my middle initial has never been a problem, and it does not appear on my social security card. (it wouldn't fit.)

    So i just made the license match. There's nothing stopping you from using your name any way you'd like to, especially if it's bleeding obvious that it's similar. Do horror stories abound? Yes. But in almost every case, the folks doing the paperwork-accepting have a little leeway on what they accept, and the more documents you have, the better.

    I've asked. Here's why.

    I have been called on to help several people with lifestyle changes, including name changes, divorces, and once, that whole changing-the-gender-on-the-license question. the response that i have gotten from the DMV and the SSA in advocating for others has been this: That the social security card and license should have your full, legal name. Mene doesn't. They asked why, and i told them, and they said that's fine because it's obvious that it wouldn't fit. If you aren't happy with it, change it, but make those documents have that in the same form. Your license should ALSO bear any nickname you use in common day-to-day activities IF that nickname is not 'obviously derivative' of your name. For example, they don't think i need to put 'sol' or 'solemn' on my license (even though the latter, which my mum calls me, to me is not obviously derivative) as long as my legal full name with middle initial is there and it's pretty close. The SSA especially was very straightforward: They didn't care as long as they were close, because it was the number that mattered. Timothy and Tim should be fine. Your credit report will include them all, or it should, and you should check to make sure there isn't a timmy yourlastname down the street whose info is ALSO on there.

    In my case, the SSA person simply looked at me when i applied, and asked if i was sure.

    Sure what? That it's my name? That i'm me? I said, "Sure about what?" and looked confused. She took my paperwork for a replacement card (do yourself a favour. Laminate your social security card, it's rare that they won't accept it and they'll sure accept it better than if you hand them the wad of washing-machine-treated paper that used to be a SS card.) and let it go at that.

    Er... that's also how i get my username- solemndragon...

    the most interesting part is work, where my name tag on the desk leads people to believe that i'm a temp, because i'm not a guy. That's caused some entertainment, and is an example of why it's gone out of political correctness to begin letters with "dear Sir."

    Incidentally, it makes sorting my junk mail easy. Anything for "Mr." gets thrown in the shredder. *shaking head* administration appreciates paper. GO in with every scrap of ID you can find, including utility bills, and eventually they'll get tired of looking at them all. (This was also DMV advice.) As long as there was a cohesive paper trail linking the names, you should be FINE.

  40. clarification by SolemnDragon · · Score: 1

    it's my middle NAME that doesn't fit. The initial fits just fine. *sigh* solemndragon :0, 'preview' button: 1

  41. Your little issues by mnmn · · Score: 1

    People coming from Afghanistan to N America frequently have one name. No last name. People are identified by their fathers name or place of birth, so Osama Bin Laden (not an Afghan), means Osama, Son of Laden. Therefore a person can be just his name, his name plus daddys name, his name plus city's name, or all together in whichever order.

    Another guy I know from work is named Sivakumar. One name. Thats all. Some documents take him as Siva Kumar, others like his passport say Siva Sivakumar. My chinese friends get their names flipped over like Tao Lei becomes Lei Tao in N America (family name comes first in China).

    In Pakistan, anyone can have any name, and their last name is not necessarily the family name. So when an immigrant family has all but one son's last name common, the department becomes suspicious.

    So Europe standardized names like Firstname (full christian name), optional middle name and last family name... gotta be same as your dads last name. Period. No exceptions. All names are atomic tokens with no variations, variations are taken as complete names itself, so Smithson is Smithson, different from Smith. Strange, because even in Europe, say in iceland, name assignments are far more complex.

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    1. Re:Your little issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well good. Now, people can move elsewhere instead of bitching about America, where they CHOSE to live.

  42. Middle names are worse by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 1

    What's even worse than using a shortened version of your name is having two middle names. Try getting any company with a "fill in the blanks" form to accept two middle initials. I absolutely refuse to fill in any form that will not accept two middle initials with my full, legal name. If it doesn't take two middle initials, then all they get is a shortened form of my first name and my last name.

    I've fought with banks, credit card companies, employers, and a few other places to use one of the two forms: full first name + both middle initials + last name, or short first name + last name. No other combinations are satisfactory.

    Surprisingly, only one bank has given me grief over this. I just closed my accounts with them and went somewhere else. :)

    Every piece of ID I have has a different name / address on it. But haven't had any problems so far. :D

    1. Re:Middle names are worse by beebware · · Score: 1

      IIRC, my sister occasionally has a similar problem. She has two middle names (her first name is extremely unusual as well and needs spelling 99% of the time) and all the names are longer than average: 8+ (7+6) +8= total 32 characters inc spaces. Some systems have a maximum of 25 or 30 characters for the full name. It's quite funny eavesdropping and her companies ask her for her middle name and she reels off two names...

  43. I can fix that for you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's your full name, address, and SSN? Oh, and your mother's maiden name, too, just in case anyone asks about that.

    Oh, yeah, and your credit card number with CCV.

    We can take care of the whole thing for you. Shouldn't take more than a few minutes. No worries!

  44. slightly OT but... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    I have an uncle whose first name is Bruno. When he was younger, people called him names so he decided to go by his middle name, Marcel.

    Now, everyone in the family calls him Marcel, while the rest of the world calls him Bruno.

    But wait, it gets weirder.

    His wife (my aunt) uses the first name Sophie, but everyone in her family calls her "Claudette".

    Now thanks to this AskSlashdot thread, I feel compelled to ask them to see their IDs next time I meet them.

  45. OT: Re Your sig... by attaboy · · Score: 1


    Is it not spelled programmer? Or is there a joke/allusion that I'm missing?

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  46. Trademark your name by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but wouldn't a trademark registration be considered a legal document?

    Then instead of using a regual "first, middle, last, " name like everybody else (how bland!) you simply trademark the name you like, get a legal name change - and if the name gets popular and others try to use it - sue everybody for using it!

    Imagine the possibilities!

  47. Middle Initial by StarWynd · · Score: 1

    One problem my uncle kept running into was that his middle name was a single letter, E.* While many forms would ask for a middle intitial, there were some which would ask for an entire middle name. Almost always, he'd have to explain that his middle name was just 'E' because the person reading the form would assume that he accidentally wrote his middle initial instead of his entire name.

    * He had the middle name 'E' because my grandfather wanted my uncle to be a Jr, but my grandfather didn't like his middle name, which began with an 'E'. So, he gave my uncle the 'E' of his middle name, but nothing else.

  48. My sister married a man named Earl. . . by SgtSnorkel · · Score: 1


    . . .his father's name is Earl, our father's name is Earl.
    They asked me to change my name to Earl, to avoid confusion.

  49. Proper response by BobGregg · · Score: 1

    Just look at them mysteriously, and say,

    "Some men call me... Tim?"

  50. Obviously you must be a terrorist by cabalamat2 · · Score: 1

    Anyone who uses one name "Timothy" in one place and another completely unconected and separate name "Tim" in another place is obviously intent on creating an illegal alias and must be up to no good.

  51. Ah, the shortcomings of strcmp() by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    To a database you are two people, but I don't think there is a function out there that will equate Charles to Chaz, Charlie, and Buddy.
    Robert to Bobby, Tim to Timothy.

    They need propername matching. In theory it's simple - specify the first n characgers to match, and that generally work, except for Rob->Bob.

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  52. Yes we've had trouble too by Deanasc · · Score: 1

    This seems to be a recent problem. In 1999 we got married and our new last name is 21 letters long. Social Security could fit it but the Mass RMV could not. After creative rearranging of our name order on the license they got it all to fit. Now my wife had to renew and the RMV got their panties all up in a bunch that it didn't match Social Security. So now the name has been changed such that the first name includes a space and as much of the last name that fit with the last name starting where the first left off. Tell me that isn't going to cause trouble.

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  53. The bigger problem by Deanasc · · Score: 1
    So every thread in here goes like this, "Yeah it's a pain in the hiney but what are you gonna do?" Come on now. Are we humans just going to bend over and let the data bases run our lives. Screw them when the papers become more important then the person.

    Your papers don't match you're not a human anymore. The state will crush you now.

    Kind of like the Gestapo.

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  54. What a mess... by pclminion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't understand why people consider the name to be some kind of sacrosanct, unchangeable moniker. I've had trouble cashing checks which were written out to "Joe Smith" but out of habit I endorsed as "Joe M. Smith" (including my middle initial). That isn't my real name, by the way. I got evil looks, apparently for daring to sign my middle initial. I find this odd, considering your signature doesn't legally have to look anything at all like the printed version of your name (I could sign my name "Sandra Cook" if I wanted). Yet they give me shit about an extra initial. Go figure.

    And Dog help you if you choose, for whatever reason, to change the way you sign your name. There are legitimate reasons for this (such as having an index finger amputated).

    Another big one: Do I use my middle initial when ordering things online with a credit card? The form says, "Must match the name on the card." Well, the name on the card is "Joe M Smith." WITHOUT the dot after the middle initial. So am I supposed to enter "Joe M Smith" or "Joe M. Smith?" As far as I'm concerned: who the FUCK cares?

    Oh, and get this. My girlfriend immigrated here from Israel. She has no middle name. She is of Russian descent. What does INS tell her? "You HAVE to have a middle name. All Russians have a middle name." Wow, I'm glad they know so much about Russian culture, but unfortunately, they're wrong as hell. So she simply made one up on the spot: she used her nickname (the name she actually goes by) as her middle name. So her name is now "Raisa Raya." How retarded.

    Oh, and on top of that, the INS thinks she's a MALE. She received her selective service draft card a few weeks ago! Fucking hilarious.

    The government is a decrepit pile of shit.

    1. Re:What a mess... by VP · · Score: 1

      She has no middle name. She is of Russian descent.
      But all Russians do have a middle name. It is derived from their father's first name. For example, if your girlfriend's father's name were Yakov, her middle name would be Yakovlevna. Now, if she was born in Israel, then it is possible that she didn't have a middle name, but then why bring up her Russian descent?

    2. Re:What a mess... by pclminion · · Score: 1
      But all Russians do have a middle name. It is derived from their father's first name.

      I'm aware of the tradition, but the fact remains that she had no legal middle name when she was born in the (then) USSR. Her middle name from her father, if she had one, would be Andreevna, but this appears on no legal document anywhere on the planet.

      What bothers me is that the INS (no longer called INS, I suppose, but I can't remember what it is now) feels they can dictate to foreign nationals what their names should look like.

  55. No nicknames by Liberator1 · · Score: 1

    This just gives me further ammunition for not using nicknames for myself or my children. Of course, my first name's only three letters, so nicknames aren't an issue for me. 8) My kids, however, have names that are commonly shortened. If they want to use a nickname when they grow up, fine, but until then I'll stick with the names my wife and I actually gave them.

  56. In the UK you're who you choose to be known as... by rkww · · Score: 1
    Member of Parliament (MP) Austin Mitchell demonstrated that, in the UK at least, your name is what you choose to be known by - he changed his name by Deed Poll to Austin Haddock to highlight efforts to save the fishing industry.

    The United Kingdom Deed Poll Service allows you to change your name online. It also has a handy FAQ which touches on the the OP's problem: for security reasons, we strongly advise that you do not travel overseas bearing documents in different names e.g. your passport in one name and your travel documents, credit cards and driving licence etc in a different name.

  57. SS by Down8 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't the point of a SSN that it widdles you down to only a number, b/c names can both be changed, and abbreviated?

    -bZj

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  58. I'll fix it for you by Webmoth · · Score: 1

    For only $59.95 (+tax) I'll be happy to go around and correct everything that says 'Tim' so it says 'Timothy'.

    All you have to do is email me your bank account number, your credit card numbers (with expiry date and 3-digit security code on reverse -- for verification purposes), all social security numbers you have used, and the addresses of your last three residences.

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  59. Good reason to give kids lots of middle names by timothy · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'd like to make sure my kids all have names likely to cause trouble with Big Brother's computers. Sure, depending on their temperment, it might not be so fun for *them* (the kids) but I think after a certain age they'd either like the idea and therefore stick to it stubbornly, or (peace with honor) drop most of them.

    timothy

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    1. Re:Good reason to give kids lots of middle names by vegetablespork · · Score: 1

      Here's a reason not to do that. I have an uncommon name, and a Google search finds me easily. A non-descript name, especially with a common last name, will paradoxically help to preserve privacy given the transparency of public record information that has never been as truly public as it is now.

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    2. Re:Good reason to give kids lots of middle names by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      But perhaps a name that does a buffer-overflow.......My name is 0xC463F1B67A390. Your system is mine.

  60. A compleatly unrelated story by T-Ranger · · Score: 1
    But having to do with names being different in different places.

    This summer I got a new (uncomputer) job, and for direct deposit, I gave them my personal account information. Unfortunatly, Ive been using my computer "business" account 100% of the time for a couple of years - my personal account was closed. (hmm, would have been nice if they had told me).

    My first pay stub I get has my last name spelt wrong (no supervisor, I did not spell my own name wrong on the forms you gave me. I was not the one who typed it into a computer. Perhaps that person was the moron who got it wrong.) I have some cash, so I dont check that the pay went in. Next pay I do. Invalid PIN. Talk to a person: that account was closed. Any attempts at deposits? Nothing that I can see.

    Talk to work. We havent gotten a rejection back. Cant help you. (changed to my "business" account at this point)

    Return to $MY_EX_BANK and bash some heads. The pass it up the chain.

    Get a call: Yes, we got a deposit request on that account. Rejected it, account closed. But we sent the rejection back WITH YOUR NAME SPELT CORRECTLY. $WORK_BANK got confused and rejected the rejection. Money sitting in limbo. No klaxons going off in a machine room somewhere.

    Harass work again. Yes, Im prepared to believe you that you havent gotten a rejection notice. Harass your bank. You put $100,000,000/year through them, you should be able to get some answeres. I no longer have an account with $MY_EX_BANK and they got back to me.

    Work calls $MY_EX_BANK and hears that there was a rejection. Still waiting to hear back from $WORK_BANK.

    ARGH!!!! Still waiting on 4 weeks of pay.

    So tell me, collection of computer geeks, what kind of moron built the banking network that rejections are keyed on peoples names, not account numbers, or transaction IDs? Why did a message box not pop up on someones computer when the network got a transaction it couldnt grok?

    And for fuck sake. My name is Jeff Warnica. You know how many Warnica's there are in North America? Like 1000. How many in Nova Scotia? <15. How many Jeff Warnica's? 1. Not almost one. Exactly 1. What the fuck happens to people with the name John Smith?

    1. Re:A compleatly unrelated story by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      Banks can be stupid. I knew someone who did a consulting job and got one big paycheck at the end. He went to the bank that the account the check was drawn on was at, and said "I'd like to open a new account, deposit this check, and get $1000 cash back". They told him there was a several day hold on deposits to new accounts, so he would not be able to get his $1000 back right then.

      After a while of trying to convince them that this made no sense, he gave up, got up from the new accounts desk, walked over to a teller, and said "I'd like to cash this check". It was a big check, and apparently it was guite a hassle for the teller to deal with, but after much work on the part of the teller, he was handed his huge wad of cash.

      He then walked back to the new accounts desk, carefully took out $1000 from the wad of cash, and set the rest down on the desk and said "I'd like to open a new account with this". That, of course, worked.

  61. Signatures are almost as bad by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

    Here in TN, and elsewhere, the same kind of problem arises when various govt agencies get a bug up their ass about your signature not being a cursive version of your legal name. My name is [of the format] "John Quincy Public III", and that is what MOST of my govt paperwork says. But my signature is "J Q Public III", so thats what they put on my driver's license, so thats what they put on my car title, ... and so on in a domino effect. I am considering starting to sign things with an X, just to save a few days of my life (it adds up!), and am curious what they will do the next time I go to get my license or title renewed and sign the paperwork.

  62. What is a "real" name? by driptray · · Score: 1

    Most of the comments here seem to be assuming everybody has their "real", "legal" name, and may also have other names that people call them. Legally speaking it's a bit more complex, or at least more fluid.

    Legally, your name is whatever people generally call you. There is no official register of names - such a thing would be impossible anyway. The only way to prove that your name is what you say it is is to show evidence that other people call you that name. The best evidence is official documents, such as a passport, drivers license, etc. If you are the sort of person who has no such official documents, you need people who can vouch that they call you by your supposed name.

    If you want to change your name, most governments have mechanisms that allow you to end up with a document that formally indicates that you wish to be known by your new name. However this new bit of evidence about your name doesn't necessarily trump all the existing evidence for your old name. You gotta get all those old documents (passport, driving license, SS, etc.) changed to the new name quickly, or else it won't "take".

    1. Re:What is a "real" name? by mforbes · · Score: 1

      I believe I've heard heard your argument before (and actually written by lawyers, but w/ much more legalese, I'm sure)... but there's nothing that prevents me from spelling my name "Joe Schmoe" while pronouncing it "The Holy One, Praised Be He". As far as the law is concerned, I can pronounce my name any way I like.

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  63. A Nickname is not your full, legal name by behrman · · Score: 1

    All of my legal documents (passport, driver's license, employment paperwork, insurance paperwork, bank & investment accounts, vehicle registrations, credit cards, and so on) have my full, legal name, since that's why I was given a "full, legal name" in the first place. So, I am "William" on paper and to those to whom I am not known, but "Bill" socially.

    I have had problems with this in two instances:
    - When the people from EMC's support center call me , I answer the phone "Hello, this is Bill." They ask for "William". I reply that yes, I am he. They ask again for William.

    - Way back, when I got my skymiles account with Delta (they were actually just called "frequent flyer miles" at the time), I used "Bill" as my name. Since then, when I attempt to have my miles credited to my account, they tell me that I have to have a card in my name. When I attempt to explain to them that "Bill" is short for "William" and has been for the last several hundred years, they stare at me blankly, tell me that the amplifiers go to eleven, and repeat that I have to have a card in my name.

  64. Z Smith by Randym · · Score: 1
    What the fuck happens to people with the name John Smith?

    (slightly OT)

    I knew a guy in high school whose name was Z Smith. No kidding. Z! (No period after the Z either.) In fact he was the president of our class. Great guy, too: smart, funny, cool. Years later I happened to see an article he wrote -- I think he was working for alexa.com at that point.

    But that *is* his real name. Quite possibly other posters have met him too, because he works in the computer field.

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  65. Here's a couple of suggestions: by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
    Something like:

    Tïmöthy
    Tímóthy
    Tïmôthy
    Tîmòthy

  66. some trouble, not tons by DaveJay · · Score: 1

    My legal name WAS David, but I always went by Dave. It's now Dave legally.

    I also changed my middle/last name, as part of a marriage thing -- whereas my full name was legally "David Pseudo Longarsepolishname", it is now legally "Dave P Longarsepolishname Shortnewname".

    I have various documents (passports, licenses, credit cards, etc.) that have my name as:

    "Dave Shortnewname"
    "Dave P Shortnewname"
    "Dave P Longarsepolishname"
    "Dave P Longarsepolishname Shortnewname"
    "Dave Longarsepolishname Shortnewname"

    The only problem I've ever encountered, to date, is the need to make sure my passport name ("Dave P Longarsepolishname") matches the name on the visa and plane tickets that I purchase, so that the ticket agents don't look at me funny.

  67. Unicode by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

    That unicode comment reminds me of a funny fact of my life:

    I have two birth certificates, with slightly differing names on them!

    On one, my last name is written with an "S-Z-Ligature" or "scharfes S" (ß), on the other one with a "double S" instead. As far as i can tell, the correct one would be the former - the other one was issued first (IIRC, don't have them here right now) and probably should have been destroyed when the corrected version was issued.

    I usually use the double-S variant of my name though, because often forms have to be filled out in all-uppercase (strictly speaking, scharfes S would be written as "SZ" in uppercase, but that both looks weird and could be mistaken to mean just "SZ" instead of scharfes S anyways) or i have to use ASCII characters only.

    Never ran into problems, but i would guess that such issues are rather common in Austria - it seems my grandparents' legal last name was written with double-S, while my parents did some genealogical research to find out that the "original" family name was written with scharfes S; and i doubt that my family is the only one where such things happened.

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  68. Me too by elsPrime · · Score: 1

    I had signed every legal document I came across as "Ernie" .... fine until I tried to get commissioned in the Air Force. All that paperwork did not match my "Ernest" BIRTH CERTIFICATE. So, take months to change 500 or so documents...or send $5 to the state house to have the Birth Certificate amended. Hmmmmmmmm......problem solved

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  69. Dave. by dsb3 · · Score: 1

    My legal name is David, but having read the suggestions here I think that I, too, will start using "Timothy" on all official documents.

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  70. Name Change - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm 'Tim' on my driver's license, health and auto insurance, credit and bank cards, bank accounts, mutual funds, paychecks, W-2, and tax returns. I'm 'Timothy' to the SS office, and on my auto lease ... Should I be going around and changing my records everywhere to say 'Timothy' to match my Social Security records?"

    I've seen a lot of twonks berating you for daring to even consider using "Tim" for anything besides spoken exchages with friends and family, but I haven't seen what I consider a good responce.

    It seems obvious to me that you prefer 'Tim' and using "Timothy" is just an accident. My suggestion - go down to the local courthouse and find out how to legally change your name to "Tim". Depending on your location, it's a couple of forms, a formal certification that you're not trying to commit fraud, and a nominal fee. Take the court certified documents, send a copy to the SS people (pun mildly intended), get a new SS card with your "Tim" name, and be done with it.

    In fact, depending on jurisdiction, you might "legally" be Tim already - some places all that is needed is to show that you have been consistently using the name.

    Standard Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer, this is not legal advice, your mileage may vary, void where prohibited, some exculsions may apply, check your local listings for details.

  71. Tod/Todd by tverbeek · · Score: 1
    When I was born my parents spelled my given name "Tod" on my birth certificate. They simply thought that was how to spell it. The joke in the family is that I had a German doctor who thought I was stillborn. {rimshot}

    By the time I learned how to spell my name, they'd discovered that "Todd" was the usual spelling, and they/I used it everywhere. When I was 15, I had to have my name legally changed to "Todd" so I could have it spelled that way on my driver license. It was fairly easy and inexpensive because it was just a spelling change and I was still a minor; I understand it gets more complicated and costly for an adult. But it might be worth the trouble, to avoid spending the rest of your life repeatedly having to reconcile the two variants of your name.

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  72. School Emergency Cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know those emergency notification cards you fill out for your kids schools? You want to make sure that the name on that card matches your drivers license. Why? If something major happens at the school and you need to get your child, you will be asked for identification and they won't release your child to you if it doesn't match.

    Why? The person releasing your child to you may not be someone from the school. It's not your neighbor who volunteers at the school several times a week. It's someone from the police, the fire department, the school systems central office, etc.

    We found this out after my son's high school did a post Columbine drill.

    This also applies to cards where you are listed as an alternate for your friends and neighbors.

  73. Not always that easy... by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    My name is John, that part is easy, the hard part is that I am John Jr.

    I always put Jr. on my official documents, regardless of the name suffix field being available (I just add it to the end of the last name field).

    Well a lot of people just ignore a name suffix. I had 2 credit cards from 2 different banks, and then the banks merged... I wanted to consolidate my cards with them to reduce my paperwork. One of the banks had ignored my Jr. so even though I have the same SSN on both cards, and the same address on both cards, I was unable to convince them that I am one person, and I wound up canceling one of them out of frustration.

    Regardless of wether or not Tim is a dumb ass, this is a legitimate problem.

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  74. What are you bunch on about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people are all fucked. Your name is whatever people call you. You have no "full, legal" name.

    cf. Findlaw:

    I just don't like my birth name and I want to change it. Can I choose any name I want?

    There are some restrictions on what you may choose as your new name. Generally, the limits are as follows:
    You cannot choose a name with fraudulent intent -- meaning you intend to do something illegal. For example, you cannot legally change your name to avoid paying debts, keep from getting sued or get away with a crime.
    You cannot interfere with the rights of others, which generally means capitalizing on the name of a famous person.
    You cannot use a name that would be intentionally confusing. This might be a number or punctuation -- for example, "10," "III," or "?."
    You cannot choose a name that is a racial slur.
    You cannot choose a name that could be considered a "fighting word," which includes threatening or obscene words, or words likely to incite violence.

    That's "Mr. Three" to You

    Minnesota's Supreme Court once ruled that a man who wanted to change his name to the number "1069" could not legally do so, but suggested that "Ten Sixty-Nine" might be acceptable (Application of Dengler , 287 NW2d 637 (1979)).

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    Do I have to file forms in court to change my birth name?

    Maybe not. In all but a handful of states, you can legally change your name by usage only. A name change by usage is accomplished by simply using a new name in all aspects of your personal, social and business life. No court action is necessary, it costs nothing and is legally valid. (Minors and prison inmates are generally exceptions to this rule.)

    Practically speaking, however, an official court document may make it much easier to get everyone to accept your new name. Because many people and agencies do not know that a usage name change is legal, they may want to see something in writing signed by a judge. Also, certain types of identification -- such as a new passport or a birth certificate attachment -- are not readily available if you change your name by the usage method.

    If it's available in your state, you may want to try the usage method and see how it goes. If you run into too many problems, you can always file a court petition later.

    You can find out whether your state requires a court order by contacting your local clerk of court. Or, if the court clerk doesn't give you enough information, you can look at your state's statutes in a local law library -- start in the index under "Name" or "Change of Name" or ask the reference librarian for help.

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    How do I implement my name change?

    Whether you have changed your name by usage or by court order, the most important part of accomplishing your name change is to let others know you've taken a new name. Although it may take a little time to contact government agencies and businesses, don't be intimidated by the task -- it's a common procedure.

    The practical steps of implementing a name change are:
    Advise officials and businesses. Contact the various government and business agencies with which you deal and have your name changed on their records. See Changing Identification and Records, below.
    Enlist help of family and friends. Tell your friends and family that you've changed your name and you now want them to use only your new one. It may take those close to you a while to get used to associating you with a new sound. Some of them might even object to using the new name, perhaps fearing the person they know so well is becoming someone else. Be patient and persistent.
    Use only your new name. If you are employed or in school, go by your new name there. Introduce yourself to new acquaintances and business contacts with your new name.

    Changing Identification and Records

    To complete your name change, you'll need to tell others about it. Contact the people and institutions you deal with and ask what type of documentation they require to ma

  75. hate when I miss these threads by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 1

    So even though this post is days behind the rest of the party, I feel I can relate to the "odd names" posts I've seen here.

    My name is Joe Stoner. You don't know how many times I had trouble getting pizza delivered in college. On the plus side, I get remembered a lot more because of the name. And as a musician, people in the audience usually think it's some sort of stage name. But I don't need one, baby! I'm a rock star! w00t!

    Well, I'm not a rock star yet, but give me a few more years. It's still an ongoing quest.

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