EA Encouraging Playing Hooky from Work?
WebGangsta writes "Electronic Arts has proclaimed August 10th to be National Madden Vacation Day. Why? That's the day that MADDEN 2005 is being released, and they want everyone to stay home from work to play football all day. They've even gone so far as to publish fake jury duty summons and sick notes for you to give to your boss." I'd think the giant Madden logo on each form would be a dead giveaway, but they're still fun to print out and adorn your workspace with.
a sig someone on a bbs had
:D
"Used up all my sickdays, calling in dead"
Loved that one
This is the sig that says NI (again)
My brother and I got Madden 2004 a few months ago and since then neither of us have gotten goddamned thing done when we're at home. It's like some ridiculous visual crack. I may have to quit my job for Madden 2005.
When Sega Sports ESPN NFL 2k5 is already out and the superior game?
My boss reads Slashdot. Watch, that'll be the day I really am sick.
"Derp de derp."
Any geek worthy of the word knows which game he'll be missing work for in August.
Doom 3, baby!
Sorry EA advertising agency, this pales in comparison to as Sega's NFL 2K4 Beta-7 campaign.
and these aren't even as good as the fucked up gimmicks Acclaim has been doing. Come on now don't forget the "Stuff that Matters" part.
"I am a kernel in the linux army"
. . . if you work at EA.
But that will not be for madden! It will simply be your 8th sick calling for doom 3 (aug 10 - aug 3 - weekends = 8)
perception is reality
With Madden 2004 coming out in the same month as DOOM 3, I *know* my >sports freak boss likely won't be in on that day - Can you say DOOM 3 LANPARTY?
[Now, I'm off to lift my le... Um, visit... at another place.]
You know what I just called over there and it seems that almost everyone is at work... POSERS!!!
---In a time of Chimpanzees I was a Monkey.
But I'm already going to be on my 7th day off! If I get brave enough to touch the computer, I might order some underwear online since by then all the ones I have would be ruined...
Why do people bother telling me that I'm paranoid when I'm in the middle of a FPS? THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME!
Marv
(PS, Doom 3 comes out on the 3rd.)
Trusting software vendors is no smarter than trus
Considering how boring Madden games are, no thanks, I'd rather be working... :P
(I *AM* planning on staying home when Star Ocean 3 comes out though)
... what will EA do if all THEIR employees call in sick???
Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
Hi Hilary, this is Bill. I'm feeling lousy and won't be in today. I must have had some bad, ugh, intercourse. Uh, I'd come but... man this is embarrassing... I have to get laid every two minutes , and frankly it's a pretty long bus ride. Call me at 123-4567 if you... Oh, oh, I gotta get laid.
To answer the question posed in the article's title, "yes".
The people I know that play Madden (or any other sports titles) never go to work anyway. They'd just look suspicious about it if they tried to give me an excuse other than "Dude, chill."
Someone, somewhere, is going to try to pass one of these off on his boss. He will summarily be fired. He will sue EA for either coercing him to miss work or for providing what he thought was a valid excused. God bless the US legal system.
This sig has been stolen. Return it to its original user for a reward.
...using the forms they printed out or not?
If you think education is expensive, you should try ignorance -- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
Does this happen to anyone else? I click on the link, then the some agreement comes up. Okay, then I see it's a PDF, so I want to decline. I click Cancel and it comes up anyway.
Not much of an agreement is it? =P
We all live in a #FFFF00 submarine...
My older brother's work is declaring November 9th a vacation because more than half of their employees will be "taking a sick day" to play Halo 2.
Linux: When reboots are for upgrades.
Hmm, I think what EA is saying is that they're giving all their employees the day off on August 10th! That's the impression I get anyway. Have fun, EA employees!
& I wish I knew the password to your heart . . . &
futbal sux and iz gay thay go arownd jumping on eech othur and pating eech othur on the ass and huging and shit and then thay showr togethr
"grab the gy with the bal!" wut mor prufe do u nede? onli wa it cud b mor gayer iz if u grab the gy with 2 balz or grab the gyz balz or sumthing
stupid shit sportz
Hmm...I clicked on one of the forms and got this really scary user agreement that said I couldn't copy, distribute, transmit, semaphore, or read it aloud without violating EA's proprietary rights. The buttons at the bottom said "AGREE" or "CANCEL," so I hit "CANCEL." Then the pdf showed up in my browser anyway. So...Does this mean it's all fair game? If not, I'll put away my flags now.
I can't wait until August 17th when Madden 2004 drops another $20 and I can get it for dirt cheap. Been doing this for many a year now. Yes, I don't get the "new" game, but I do get a very good game for very cheap. As I don't get a lot of time to play video games, new ball physics or face engines really don't matter to me.
They've even gone so far as to publish fake jury duty summons and sick notes for you to give to your boss."
I just gave one of these to my boss and he told me not to bother coming in the next day or the day after that. Isn't that awesome?!
Oh...crap.
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. -Frederick Douglass