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Expert Warns Of Giant Tidal Wave

Kieckerjan writes "Forget about asteroids and start worrying about the unassuming Cumbre Vieja volcano. According to prof. Bill McGuire of the Benfield Grieg Hazard Research Centre, if this mountain erupts, it could cause a tidal wave that would wipe out America's east coast. Google news has the same story over and over again. (This makes you wonder: how much would it take to trigger an eruption for one bent on destruction?)"

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  1. Clearly. by Ieshan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, clearly. Americans need to be afraid of MORE things. Since cancer, terrorism, guns, murder, disease, nuclear (nuk-you-lar) war, security levels blue through hot pink, killer bees, and France aren't scary enough.

    1. Re:Clearly. by gi-tux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't understand why you think we fear some of these things. There is no reason to fear guns, they can't do a thing to you. However, murder is possibly another issue. There is no reason to fear cancer or disease as there is nothing that you can do about them. Terrorism is similar, if you live in fear, then they have won (that is the reason for the root word terror in that). And I am not sure about fear of killer bees either, come on what the chance?

      But if it could be precisely redirected, it could eliminate some issue. The article mentioned it hitting England and Spain, but could we channel it to hit France instead :-) Now seriously, why would we fear France? I personallly am an American and I don't live in fear of any of those things. Life is way too short to spend time worrying about things that I can change. I don't even fear a giant Tidal wave (of course I live well in the mid-south) but I wouldn't fear it if I lived on the coast.

      I recommend if you live in fear of any of these things, that you might want to consider professional assistance or relocation. It just isn't worth it.

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    2. Re:Clearly. by Sepper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, clearly. Americans need to be afraid of MORE things.

      I think they should be more affraid of the 'Wave' of Hollywood crappy movies this is gonna create...

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    3. Re:Clearly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any one else notice that almost all of the coverage this is getting is from the UK, New Zealand, and Australia? I mean, this is a great "panic" piece, why wouldn't all the big US outlets be jumping on it?

    4. Re:Clearly. by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      Don't forget obesity. That's big on the fear list these days, and has probably actually killed more people than bees, nuclear war, terrorism, or France.

    5. Re:Clearly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn it Jim! I'm a tidal wave not a Frenchman!

    6. Re:Clearly. by pyrrhonist · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yes, clearly. Americans need to be afraid of MORE things. Since cancer, terrorism, guns, murder, disease, nuclear (nuk-you-lar) war, security levels blue through hot pink, killer bees, and France aren't scary enough.

      Don't forget phobophobia. That shit scares the bejesus out of me.

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    7. Re:Clearly. by ajs · · Score: 1

      nuclear (nuk-you-lar) war

      Good lord, can't you f'rn'rs get it right?! It's pronounced, newk-ler or newk-ya-ler. Barbarians, the lot of ya! ;-)

    8. Re:Clearly. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Clearly you live in the mid-South: you find an excuse to express your groundless hatred for France, which not only helped liberate your country from colonial England, but also sold your country the land, vast Louisiana, on which you live. You are also ignorant of more recent history, like the imported killer bees spreading from Texas to your hometown, that TV terror enablers found such a hot story for years in the 1970s. If you understood how environment and diet cause and encourage cancer, you'd be safer from it than by just ignoring it. At least you've found the wisdom to fight terrorism at its root, by rising above the fear. That's a good start, which gives you a fighting chance against the rest of those limitations.

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    9. Re:Clearly. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > That shit scares the bejesus out of me.

      Scatophobia, too? You are one screwed up dude.

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    10. Re:Clearly. by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's politically incorrect to make fun of people who have died from bees, nuc-you-lar war, terrorism, or France, but it's okay to make fun of fat people. I'm still waiting for the media to inject that little bit of PC into mainstream ideals.

      What I'm talking about is how people joke about fat people like they're idiots who sit around eating cheese and french fries all day long.

      Yeah, I'm off topic, but I find it shitty to watch people on television condemn fat people as if they were the evil cancer of the beautiful people. I think the worst part is the connection between being overweight and stupid our culture spreads.

  2. Cliff by Tomahawk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember seeing something about this (or something similar at least) in a documentary about tidal waves.

    Seemingly a particular cliff (which could very well be the volcano), if it were to fall into the sea, would cause a tidal wave large enough to take out New York (and would be in line with taking out New York).

    A few properly set explosives, and New Yorkers would have a few hours warning with no way to stop it.

    The particular documentary showed evidence of such tidal waves occuring where there had been rock slides of this sort. Volcano isn't actually necessary, but would give a large tidal wave (hence the east coast of the US would be affected).

    I think coming up with a method is dispersing such a tidal wave before it hits the coast would be the best way to counteract this. However, how, exactly, do you stop a large tidal wave in the middle of the Atlantic ocean?

    T.

    1. Re:Cliff by erykjj · · Score: 1

      Simple: you create an equal and opposite and perfectly timed wave which would cancel the oncoming wave at the precise location.

    2. Re:Cliff by denis-The-menace · · Score: 4, Funny

      Couldn't they just send a bunch of missiles to break the wave before it hits?

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    3. Re:Cliff by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 3, Funny

      would be in line with taking out New York

      Well it's just going to have to take its turn. There are others who want to take out New York, and they've been waiting much longer.

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    4. Re:Cliff by PhuckH34D · · Score: 2, Funny
      If I remember correctly, such a wave is mostely under water. So it seems that it will be hard to hit.

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    5. Re:Cliff by TheLink · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, but once the waves pass each other they'll keep going on and now you have two huge waves causing trouble elsewhere at the not-so-precise locations...

      The energy in each wave isn't going to vanish so conveniently.

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    6. Re:Cliff by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. I wonder if the Volcano/Cliff has been waiting the longest, just biding it's time...

      "Just a little bit longer - that city over there is still growing..."

      T.

    7. Re:Cliff by laughing_badger · · Score: 1

      I find the destruction that would caused by the huge ripple that you propose to create in the surface of the land and send eastwards to 'cancel' the tidal wave just as it reaches New York interesting. Please expound on your method for doing this so that I may take notes. _strokes white cat and gets out notepad_

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    8. Re:Cliff by erykjj · · Score: 1

      Must you complicate things?

    9. Re:Cliff by Fulkkari · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is possible that you could have seen a documentary about this. I read about this more than over a year a ago. This is definitely not news, just a reminder for the people! What worries me is that governments still haven't responded to the threat. Why? Because we consider some kind of a natural catastrophe often as a very unlikely and local phenomena. I have never seen, and don't know anyone who would have seen a natural catastrophe. Have you? The ever lasting problem remains; people won't believe you until it happens. Remember 9/11? It is a pity.

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    10. Re:Cliff by toolio · · Score: 1

      What if its a LIFO stack?

    11. Re:Cliff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he's talking about canceling out the wave.

      If the correct magnitude wave could be created with the right timing, the two waves would cancel each other out. It's the same priciple as audio noise cancelation.

      Two sine waves offset by 180 degrees (or is it 90 degrees?) cancel each other out.

      This could possibly be accomplished by using a shaped nuclear charge that would create a shockwave in the correct direction towards the threat.

    12. Re:Cliff by linzeal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Duh, than we use torpedos.

    13. Re:Cliff by I_Love_Pocky! · · Score: 1

      Umm... the problem is that you are thinking in one dimension. The wave created by a cliff falling into the ocean would expand in two dimensions (if you make the simplification that the Earth is flat) fanning out in an arc from the impact. Your canceling wave would do the same. The only direct cancelation would occur where the two waves hit each other directly (you could find this by drawing a line between the two impacts).

      So you might be able to use this method to save a particular city, but it wouldn't cancel out the entire wave (infact, there would be places where it would probably intensify the original wave).

    14. Re:Cliff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they'll have to fly a team of oil-rig workers out there to puncture it and let all the water out.

    15. Re:Cliff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People like you make me sick. Always thinking of everything in computer terms.

      I'll be glad when that wave uninstalls your city.

    16. Re:Cliff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I'm not talking about creating a wave to hit the other head-on (this wouldn't work because it radiates out from the source in a circular pattern). This wave would be generated near the original source except it would have a higher velocity so it could catch up with the original wave. It would work exactly like audio noise cancelation.

      It has nothing to do with thinking in 2D. Audio waves are exactly the same thing as waves traveling through the ocean the only difference is the transmission medium. Noise cancelation wouldn't work if this wasn't possible.

    17. Re:Cliff by TheLink · · Score: 1

      How are you going to give the cancelling wave higher velocity and still have it able to cancel or significantly reduce the amplitude of the first one?

      With a circular pattern you'd still have even bigger waves elsewhere other than the cancelled parts. If you could create a soliton then that wouldn't be as much of an issue, but you still have the first problem.

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    18. Re:Cliff by gedhrel · · Score: 1

      This article is yet another call for funding. The physics of mega-tsunami are NOT well-understood; the examples given in the documentary you probably saw (which was typically sensationalist) were not of the same order of magnitude that was suggested for this particular piece of rock. And "it could go off at any time" also has to be taken with a geological pinch of salt. Finally, the whole scenario is predicated upon the notion that a slide would precipitate the entire rock-mass (or a sizeable fraction of it) into the sea in one go. Geological opinion is (to put it kindly) not at a consensus on this issue.

    19. Re:Cliff by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      God damn it, you idiots! Have Aquaman call up a giant sea creature to block it, or have Superman freeze it.

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    20. Re:Cliff by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Lefthand In Fondle it Out. It's a nerd computer one-handed surfing term.

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    21. Re:Cliff by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      But think of the positive side to a continental or global disaster: all the Slashdotters who can turn to a girl near them (if there are any) and say, "(sniff) I don't wanna die a virgin!"

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  3. Clearly.... by benito27uk · · Score: 1

    The professor has just read Scimitar SL-2 in which a terrorist tries to cause the eruption of the volcano with a nuclear cruise missile

    1. Re:Clearly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh well, it's just the East Coast.

    2. Re:Clearly.... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      That's true.

      I wonder which will destroy us first, that tidal wave, or the giant supervolcano under Yellowstone?

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  4. How far in-land would a 300-foot wave flood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My guess is Boston.
    What do you think?

    1. Re:How far in-land would a 300-foot wave flood? by at_kernel_99 · · Score: 1

      Would not boston be protected from a wave originating in the canary islands by cape cod? Maybe its time for bostonians to fund a project to set this mother off & solve their inferiority complex to new yorkers.

  5. One mans wiping out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is another mans opportunity at new Pennsylvania beachfront real estate. The commute through New Jersey would be no big loss.

  6. Rock & Wave by mchawi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the problem is a large rock that could fall into the sea if the volcano erupted - wouldnt the obvious solution be to break up / get rid of / move / destroy said rock before such an event happens?

    We move mountains to build highways, so I don't see that this would be technologically unrealistic.

    1. Re:Rock & Wave by Elledan · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      "If Cumbre Vieja volcano erupts, it may send a rock slab the size of a small island crashing into the sea, creating a huge tidal wave, or tsunami."

      Aside from it being a huge undertaking to move so many tons of rock, there's always the risk that removing sections of this slab will destabilize it, causing it to slide into the water below.

      It's just too risky unless someone comes up with a more foolproof method.

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    2. Re:Rock & Wave by Scarblac · · Score: 5, Informative

      This rock is HUGE.

      The BBC article linked to gives the size as that of "a small island", this other BBC news article gives it as "the size of the Isle of Man". According to the CIA World Factbook, that is 572 sq m., or "three times the size of Washington, DC. It also metnions that the rock is already in motion.

      Actually, this PDF (Google HTML version) gives it as between 150 and 500 cubic km of rock. That is obviously far too large to get rid of. If it slides into the sea at 100 m/s (as in a volcanical eruption), it could cause waves of up to 25m high in the Americas (well, it's 10 to 25 for the biggest rock size).

      (Excuse me if some of the above links are actually in the story, I had read a bit about it already so didn't look closely at the given links)

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    3. Re:Rock & Wave by scupper · · Score: 4, Informative
    4. Re:Rock & Wave by mchawi · · Score: 1

      Well, that is a good reason ;)

      The images I get in my head though are of this giant rock balancing on something...and then a little bird lands on one end....and the east coast is wiped out.

      My new solution: get thousands of birds to sit on the other side of the rock! ;)

    5. Re:Rock & Wave by robochan · · Score: 1

      So you're saying it can't be done? Just like building an island for the Kansai International Airport couldn't be done? Just like removing what - 3 mountains for the Three Gorges Dam in China isn't being done as we speak? The scale is certainly a bit larger, but these projects were of unthinkable scale not to long ago as well.

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  7. I've got a brilliant idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just crash an asteroid on top of the volcano, safely eliminating the threat.

  8. Just what Hollywood needs by scupper · · Score: 1

    This news is just what Hollywood needs. Now wee will se a new batch of natural disater movies based on Cumbre Vieja. Let me guess, Pierce Brosnan will reprise his roll in Dante's Peak and take the family to the Canary Islands, and end up saving the US eastern seaboard population. Or Hollywood Plan B would be to have Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler to pump out an Armageddon II with the world's best drilling team pulling a "Journey to the Center of the Earth" style operation on Cumbre Vieja (probably renamed Chalupa Verde).

  9. Surf's Up ! by straybullets · · Score: 1

    Where's my board, damn it !

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    1. Re:Surf's Up ! by Hido · · Score: 1

      You seem to be missing a very important problem here. For you to be able to ride a wave your going to need to be able to match the speed that it is traveling at.....

      Now considering that its a 25m wave the chances of your being able to paddle into it, let alone ride it is very unlikely.

      If you did manage for some ridicules reason to reach that speed on the wave you would be instantly blown off your board because of the wind that rushes up the face of the wave which in turn would cause another problem.

      Better luck next time mate :)

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  10. Large Explostion to set off volcano by justanyone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I believe they thought of doing mining (as in for minerals, not data) in the 1950's and 1960's using nuclear explosives.

    While this was a great incomplete theory, it left out the crucial detail of environmental damage and subsequent release of radiation to the ore, the slag, and the mined-out areas. Of course, in that day-in-age it wasn't well known what the long term effects of radioactive byproducts of nuclear explosions were.

    There's also the crucial political perspective of Eisenhower's use of 'Atoms for Peace' to give political cover to the Atomic Energy Commission's mandate / goals of limiting proliferation. Basically, we promised the world that if they would NOT develop nuke bombs, we would give them reactors for free power. I am not "up" on the issue, I'd defer to some Ph.D.'s who do nonproliferation studies for a living. However, I'd wager there's a tradeoff between the lives saved by not having too many nukes out there vs. the lives lost in long term radiation exposure due to waste from 3rd world reactors.

    Regardless, this builds up to the idea that if you're a terrorist, and you're going to try to set off a volcano, you're going to need lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots of conventional explosives, or one medium- to large-sized nuclear bomb. And, if you have a medium to large nuke, you're not going to use it on an off-the-wall gambit like an underwater or underground explosion.

    Geologists, please comment on any demonstrated effects of the use of explosives in the triggering of volcanic eruptions (if any) ?? I would suspect very few experiments, am I right?

  11. Yellowstone Supervolcano by Picass0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Look those two keywords up on Google. You will find a new reason to be nervous.

    Yellowstone erupts on a 640,000 cycle, give or take a few ten thousand years.

    Last time Yellowstone blew it buried Nebraska under six feet of ash. Anyone within a 600 mile radius would die within minutes.

    It's about 20,000 years overdue to erupt.

    1. Re:Yellowstone Supervolcano by kippy · · Score: 1

      Yellowstone erupts on a 640,000 cycle, give or take a few ten thousand years.

      It's about 20,000 years overdue to erupt.


      Meaning that it could be a few more tens of thousands of years before it blows up? I think I'll stick to worrying about other stuff rather than an explosion that might happen in the year 32,789 A.D.

    2. Re:Yellowstone Supervolcano by Picass0 · · Score: 1

      Yellowstone is overdue. So it's not an idle concern.

      An eruption will probably not occur in our lifetimes, if you're playing the odds game. But an eruption is an eventuality. We're not talking about IF, we are talking about WHEN. Yellowstone's last eruption was larger than Kobe, and that one nearly wiped us out as a species.

      The damage that will happen to this hemisphere cannot even be calculated. Scientists talk about giant rocks in space, but there are plenty of boogymen right here.

    3. Re:Yellowstone Supervolcano by kippy · · Score: 1

      Right but I doubt there's anything to be done about it besides move people away from it. I doubt it will come anywhere close to wiping out the species. The population is so large and far-reaching, it would take nothing less than the destruction of the planet to wipe us out.

      Asteroids however can be avoided with the proper technology.

      In any case, no government will spend money on opposing a threat that might be ten thousand years off.

    4. Re:Yellowstone Supervolcano by TheGatekeeper · · Score: 1, Informative
      Is it true that the next eruption of Yellowstone is overdue?

      No. The fact that two eruptive intervals (2.1 million to 1.3 million and 1.3 million to 640,000 years ago) are of similar length does not mean that the next eruption will necessarily occur after another similar interval. The physical mechanisms may have changed with time. Furthermore, any inferences based on these two intervals would take into account too few data to be statistically meaningful. To say that an eruption that might happen in ten's or hundred's of thousand's of years is "overdue" would be a gross overstatement. On the other hand we cannot discount the possibility of such an event occurring some time in the future, given Yellowstone's volcanic history and the continued presence of magma beneath the Yellowstone caldera.

      From the US Geological Survey's Yellowstone Page.

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    5. Re:Yellowstone Supervolcano by Chuck1318 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yellowstone is overdue.

      In the last 2.1 million years, Yellowstone erupted 3 times at intervals of between 600,000 and 800,000 years. Even allowing a statistical analysis of such a small sample size, the expected interval would be something more like 700,000 years plus/minus 100,000 years. Yes, Yellowstone may erupt again someday, but calling it overdue is listening too much to the tinfoil hat folks.

    6. Re:Yellowstone Supervolcano by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Informative
      It's about 20,000 years overdue to erupt.
      The US Geological Survey doesn't agree with this:
      The fact that two eruptive intervals (2.1 million to 1.3 million and 1.3 million to 640,000 years ago) are of similar length does not mean that the next eruption will necessarily occur after another similar interval. The physical mechanisms may have changed with time. Furthermore, any inferences based on these two intervals would take into account too few data to be statistically meaningful. To say that an eruption that might happen in ten's or hundred's of thousand's of years is "overdue" would be a gross overstatement. On the other hand we cannot discount the possibility of such an event occurring some time in the future, given Yellowstone's volcanic history and the continued presence of magma beneath the Yellowstone caldera.
      So it might go off, but to say it's any number of years "overdue" is pushing it. If it last went off 640,000 years ago, you could argue it's "639,999 years overdue", or you could just say it's not overdue at all because it's not exactly running on a timer.
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    7. Re:Yellowstone Supervolcano by irenetheno · · Score: 1
      Of course U.S. government agencies don't "agree"..

      Their underground strongholds in the Rocky Mountains
      will not be safe for Operation Save All of the Scientists,
      Artists, and Politicians. So, they're misinforming the
      public until they've completed the East Coast facility.

    8. Re:Yellowstone Supervolcano by Teancum · · Score: 1

      While it might be overdue, it is certainly something that can be planned for, and won't happen immediately.

      The short-term predictive capabilities for volcanologists is getting pretty good. Events such as the eruption of Mt. St. Helens or Mt. Penetubo in the Phillipenes were extreamely accurate, and gave several days notice before they erupted. I would imagine that the same could be said about Yellowstone... even more so because so much is done to study the region on a geological basis.

      The problem is that shutting down larger institutions, such as a military base or a city can take some time...witness the current efforts in Florida in anticipation of some Hurricanes that are approaching, and they have even dealt with Hurricanes there in the past. Some people have to, unfortunately, stand guard even if the environment is approaching something close to hell, just like the guards at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier choose to stay at their post. Some people may and will die simply for that reason in a disaster, but you don't have to lose everybody, or even a sizable minority.

      The real question for a Yellowstone eruption would be, where would a safe place be?

      While the damage to the USA would be huge, it could be dealt with, and in fact be quite benefitial in the long run as well. Volcanic ash, once treated and organic matter (aka manure) added, can be quite fertile for growing food. Damage to the cities downwind would be a little nastier, just like the damage that Tacoma had after Mt. St. Helens' eruption. Areas close to Yellowstone would be damaged quite a bit, but for the most part there aren't any major cities nearby. (Jackson Hole doesn't qualify as one of the top 100 cities in terms of population in the USA, nor does Cody, Wyoming).

      Owing to the fact that I live within 600 miles of Yellowstone, this is more than passing interest. That would be a spetacular eruption if it really was that big. It also shows that ordinary human activity is insignificant compared to the destructive forces of nature, as I doubt the entire combined world-wide nuclear arsenals could cause an explosion of that magnitude.

    9. Re:Yellowstone Supervolcano by Chuck1318 · · Score: 1

      The biggest global effects outside the US would be the ash and sulfur emissions in the stratosphere that would block off sunlight. There might not be any crops produced in the northern hemisphere for several years, and the climate of the southern hemisphere would also be severely affected. It might throw us into an ice age.

    10. Re:Yellowstone Supervolcano by Rysc · · Score: 1

      ...which will be wiped out by a tidal wave. Oops.

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    11. Re:Yellowstone Supervolcano by irenetheno · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I guess the third contingency is to make use of the
      U.S. state in the Eastern Hemisphere.

      Drum roll.... Poland!

  12. I know... by mike77 · · Score: 1
    (This makes you wonder: how much would it take to trigger an eruption for one bent on destruction?)"


    approximately 1,372.5 lbs of low grade explosive... but who's calculating?

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  13. A sense of perspective... by Coos · · Score: 1
    1. The story has been publicised again because there is still no monitoring on the faults involved. Might be worth funding the odd postgrad geologist?
    2. The actual event can only be predicted to within geological timescales, so very little cause to start heading for high ground now.
    3. The same tsunami would hit Africa first and harder, but in all the coverage I've heard on this the only mention made is of the east coast of the US. Just one more invisible catastrophe to hit the third world...
    1. Re:A sense of perspective... by LizardKing · · Score: 1

      in all the coverage I've heard on this the only mention made is of the east coast of the US. Just one more invisible catastrophe to hit the third world...

      If you look at the diagrams, the vast majority of the energy released by the slide would travel westwards. The coast of Africa looks like it would be far less at risk in this scenario than the Eastern seaboard of the US. It's the Caribbean islands that are overlooked in a lot of the press coverage, as they are most at risk.

  14. I wasn't a fool for buying that Volcano Insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take that, Jewish Accountant!

  15. IANAG, but... by incog8723 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wouldn't it be possible to plant (underwater) explosives on the rock, with velocity sensors on them, such that if the rock began moving at too fast a rate (say, greater than 5 mph), hundreds of underwater explosives start detonating it into shreds? I know demolitions is a very precise science these days. Cleverly mounted and directed explosions (of course, it would take several thousand tons)... But if you could split it such that it creates a somewhat negative movement of waves, seems as though it would work. I.E., split it in half north to south, then east to west, then the remaining pieces split in half and so on.

    Just an idea..

    1. Re:IANAG, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's too big. Read up on it. The rock is huge. Hundreds of square miles. You can't just smash it up with explosions.

  16. bush will save us! by ignatus · · Score: 2
    Oh, but i'm sure our dearest president bush will come up with some sort of aeronautic tidal wave shield, which will automagically save us from that dreadful threat. (and as a small side-effect pump billions of dollars into the weapon-industry just for safety precautions).

    You never can be sure enough! right?

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    1. Re:bush will save us! by b-baggins · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      If stupidity were a weapon of mass destruction, you'd be the biggest threat the planet has ever seen.

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    2. Re:bush will save us! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, Bush & Co. appear to be hell-bent on proving that stupidity is a weapon of mass destruction....

  17. Link to the original paper by cr00ked · · Score: 4, Informative
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  18. Motives? by martyb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's look at the source:

    On the front page of the Benfield Grieg Hazard Research Centre web site is this interesting statement:

    BHRC is sponsored by Benfield, the world's leading independent reinsurance intermediary and risk advisory business. Benfield's customers include many of the world's major insurance and reinsurance companies as well as Government entities and global corporations. Benfield employs over 1,700 people based in over 30 locations worldwide.

    <sarcasm>Why would an insurance company post such an article?</sarcasm>

    1. Re:Motives? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Ok, which insurance company is using this to push "tidal wave insurance"? Seriously? Old Glory?

      I think the major reason this is being published by a research institute allied with a branch of the insurance business is that generally you'd expect insurance companies to fund research into possible, expensive, disasters. They do, after all, need to figure out what might happen so they can react accordingly.

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    2. Re:Motives? by Bearpaw · · Score: 1
      Why would an insurance company post such an article?

      The insurance industry was actually the first industry to take global climate change seriously, partly because they literally have an interest in the future. I assume that this may be something along the same lines -- aside from the fact that much of the insurance industry is on the US east coast and would drown if this happens, it's in their corporate interest to get a handle on possible risks. Plus, it's good PR.

    3. Re:Motives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ok, which insurance company is using this to push "tidal wave insurance"? Seriously? Old Glory?

      Why do you say, "Seriously" like you care, then say "Old Glory" which is anything but serious.

      The company provides reinsurance. You can buy policies that cover acts of God. Those companies might want reinsurance in case they have a massive number of claims all at onces. Like a tital wave.

      There is a clear conflict of interest here. That doesn't mean the science is wrong, but I'd at least like to see something peer reviewed. That's not too much to ask.

    4. Re:Motives? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Duh, they raise premiums and decrease payouts. What else would an insurance agency ever do?

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    5. Re:Motives? by SagSaw · · Score: 1

      Why would an insurance company post such an article?

      Interesting point. Most home-owner's (and renter's) insurance policies, at least in the U.S., do not cover damage due to flooding. This makes sense, (even if it makes sense in a twisted way) since most places are either in an area that will definitly flood given a reasonable period of time, or will never flood, except for some disastor of cataclysmic proportions.

      Anyway, I doubt there is any negative motive here on the part of the insurance companies. Benfield, however, is probably trying to show how smart they are in order to drum up some more consulting business.

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    6. Re:Motives? by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      More likely they're trying to get the pricing right the catastrophe cover they underwrite.

  19. No need to fear! by NWRefund · · Score: 2, Funny

    Before the mysterious evildoer can collapse the rock formation, thus triggering the tsunami that will wipe out life as we know it, a slightly whiny hero and his band of friends will come to our rescue.

    I only hope they're at a high enough level by the time they reach the overlord. :(

  20. In other news by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    Google has been buying up land on the east coast as land prices plummet after news of a volcano...

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  21. Don't forget by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    Dont forget, the Canarys are off the West of Africa and Europe, Although as the slippage seems to be comming off the west of the island, the wave may only travel westerly...?

    I wonder how long before some models might be available... even a simple concentric circle diagram taking into account the islands dampening effect on the tsunami. (I think they already know where the slippage will occur...)

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    1. Re:Don't forget by LizardKing · · Score: 3, Informative

      These are the models you seek.

  22. Whole or in pieces, same effect by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 4, Informative
    Aside from the wonderful time you'd have wiring up a few hundred cubic km of rock with explosives, there's the question of the good it would do. In this case, it would probably be zero.

    The problem here is that the rock goes down and displaces water, which comes up. The potential energy of the falling rock is partially converted into kinetic energy of the water, which becomes a tsunami when it hits the surface. You are not going to get rid of this energy by fragmenting the rock. Some tsunamis appear to have been caused by mudslides, and it's hard to get any more fragmented than mud.

    1. Re:Whole or in pieces, same effect by incog8723 · · Score: 1

      The problem here is that the rock goes down and displaces water, which comes up.

      I see what you're saying, and it makes sense.. but there's gotta be a way to cancel out the waves. It's no different than radio or sound waves. If you could create an equally powerful wave in front of the tsunami, wouldn't they cancel out? Keep in mind, I'm a moron :)

    2. Re:Whole or in pieces, same effect by reynhout · · Score: 1

      Not exactly true.

      The tsunami is created by the rolling motion caused by the material sliding down the slope of the Cumbre Vieja and the rest of the island.

      One big splash would dissipate and not create a tsunami, it's the fact that the oscillation is reinforced by the additional material, creating a several-period wave that can travel.

      I think the previous poster was right -- it would be possible to fragment or interfere with the waves in such a way to reduce their amplitude significantly. It would require an enormous amount of energy, but it's possible.

      Maybe a ginormous 150m high (above water), 200m thick, and 5km long reinforced concrete breakwater, installed at great expense just beyond the limit of the Canary Islands' territorial waters. Damp the energy before it gets too far along in establishing a self-reinforcing wave train.

      Of course, it would reflect a lot of the energy back at the Canaries, which would be swamped (but disperse it pretty effectively, so Africa would survive..) I guess that's why the Canary gov't wouldn't let it be built inside territorial waters.

      Personally, I think I'll just move to Seattle, so I can get buried by the next eruption of Mt. St. Helens (or Yellowstone) instead.

    3. Re:Whole or in pieces, same effect by Spudley · · Score: 1

      You may be right - a similar wave in the opposite direction will cancel it out.

      But where are you going to find an island-sized lump of rock that you can drop into the ocean at a few hour's notice to generate such a wave?

      (plus I'm ignoring the fact that both the original wave and the cancelling wave would actually have circular ripple patterns going in all directions, so the cancelling effect would only really work head on)

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    4. Re:Whole or in pieces, same effect by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The tsunami is created by the rolling motion caused by the material sliding down the slope of the Cumbre Vieja and the rest of the island.

      One big splash would dissipate and not create a tsunami...

      That's not what people who've studied the phenomenon say. I quote:
      The initial deformation is assumed to be fully and instantaneously transmitted to the sea surface, where, through restoring gravity forces, tsunami waves begin to propagate across the sea.
      The remnant of the historical landslide off California mapped here doesn't show any evidence of rolling motions required to create wave trains (that looks like one slump, like an avalanche in air); the water will do that by itself. All you have to do is drop a pebble in water and watch the ripples moving outward to prove to yourself that a sharp event will cause an oscillation - and if such events didn't cause waves, why are we concerned about asteroid impacts in the water?
    5. Re:Whole or in pieces, same effect by reynhout · · Score: 1

      Hmm. You're probably right. I happened to be reading about this several days ago, and found a paper by Steven Ward and Simon Day, where they used the rolling/convecting scenario to model the effects of a collapse. I got the implication from somewhere that a single splash would have a significantly lesser effect. I can't find the page in Mozilla's History though, so maybe I made it up. An asteroid would be a completely different calculation, but I see your point.

      Anyway, the PDF file has great graphics of the modelled dispersion.

      http://www.es.ucsc.edu/~ward/papers/La_Palma_grl.p df

      And, btw.. regarding my previous post...the waters on the west side of La Palma are 1000m deep. That would be a heck of a breakwater. And it would probably need to be at least as thick as it was high (to the ocean floor). That's a lotta concrete. :-)

  23. Why not take it down in pieces, now? by retostamm · · Score: 1

    If it can be taken down in pieces, like avalanches are, it won't be so destructive.

    Should not be too expensive to send some mining experts who'll blow it into small pieces which individually have not much effect.

    1. Re:Why not take it down in pieces, now? by fain0v · · Score: 1

      "Geological evidence suggests that during a future eruption, Cumbre Vieja Volcano on the Island of La Palma may experience a catastrophic failure of its west flank, dropping 150 to 500 km3 of rock into the sea."
      I think this would take decades to remove.

    2. Re:Why not take it down in pieces, now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      So, it takes 30 years to do it, but the volcano doesn't erupt for 50 years. I don't see the loss.

  24. Nuke it! by BoxedFlame · · Score: 1

    So what we've got here is something that would create massive tidal waves and wipe out NY if it was released _all at once_. The only way to make sure this doesn't happens is to make sure it happens in small pieces. So I say drop it into the ocean in as big pieces as can possibly be done without any huge risk and as often as possible. Starting 50 years ago preferrably.

  25. Guns? by Wee · · Score: 1
    Why should I be afraid of guns? It's the people wielding them with ill intent that I should be wary of. And so I try not to put myself in positions where'd I'd be near that sort.

    The rest of that stuff I can't do much about, so worrying does little good there either.

    -B

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    1. Re:Guns? by ElectricRook · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I'm actually more afraid of politicians brandishing pens. As the quote goes "The pen is mightier than the sword".

      Consider who has killed more people.... Karl Marx, or Osama bin Laden. I'll choose to fight a hundred armed OBLs to one do-gooder politician.

      BTW, the followers of Karl have killed about ten thousand times more people than the followers of Osamma.

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    2. Re:Guns? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Karl Marx, to my knowledge, never called for the imprisonment, execution, and/or disappearance of millions who chose not to toe the line. Lenin, Stalin, Mao, and others chose those policies.

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    3. Re:Guns? by Jarlsberg · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Comparing Karl Marx with Osama Bin Laden is like comparing Salman Rushdie with Ayatollah Khomeini. Karl Marx outlined a new social structure and an economic theory to go with it.

    4. Re:Guns? by flink · · Score: 1

      Marx was an economist.

    5. Re:Guns? by ElectricRook · · Score: 1
      Here's one of my favorite quotes about Marx:


      Reading Marx gives the impression of an idiot-savant: in one paragraph he
      makes an incisive, novel comment about the inner-workings of capitalism,
      in the next he's unable to understand the concept of risk and the value
      that we attach to it, (an error that goes to the core of his entire theory
      of value)."
      --Alomex, Slashdot.com 12/04/2002

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  26. Surf's Up? by swdunlop · · Score: 1, Insightful
    From the article:
    Walls of water 300 feet high would travel to the US at the speed of a jet. Within three hours, the wave would swamp the east coast of Africa, within five hours it would reach southern England and within 12 it could hit America's east coast.

    First off, a disclaimer.. IANAG, IANAP, and IANAO. (I am not a geologist, physicist, or geologist.) But, unless something is dramatically different about rocks and water, F = ma, and the laws of conservation of energy still apply. How is an object of this mass, compared to the mass of the ocean, going to generate a swell 300 feet high that will maintain its height when it reaches the US shore? While I don't remember the formulas for predicting wave propagation, I'm pretty damn sure that attenuation over that distance would be pretty steep. A couple extra inches in a few swells isn't exactly going to overwhelm our shoreline.

    I think Slashdot's been trolled by the Beeb, here..

    1. Re:Surf's Up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. The PDF report someone posted a link to earlier from UCSC said wave heights along the eastern seaboard of the US would be 10-25 m.

    2. Re:Surf's Up? by putzin · · Score: 5, Informative

      The reason this would be big is because the wave, as it approaches the coast, would expand upward as the depth decreases. The energy dissipation follows wave form rules, but as in any system, the energy involved doesn't go away. So, as the water gets shallow, the wave would grow up. Interesting to note that there would be no 300 foot wave in deep water, but the wave form itself would still exist and be travelling at a high rate of speed despite being essentially invisible.

      As a side note, Dr. No, GoldFinger, and Dr. Evil all investigated this and decided it wasn't grand enough for a take over the world plot. Not reproducible, like a laser or nuclear weapon, and possibly defensible (blow up the rock before it slides?).

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  27. no worries by w3weasel · · Score: 1
    >(This makes you wonder: how much would it take to trigger an eruption for one bent on destruction?)

    No worries. Mr Gates is a software engineer and businessman, not a geo-tectonic thermonuclear engineer.

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  28. This would be a problem exactly why? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Most of what I can't stand about our society happens East of the Appalachian Mountains- so a tidal wave in this area would be a problem why?

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    1. Re:This would be a problem exactly why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off. So you would kill all the innocents also?

      Hmmm, sounds familar. Are you affiliated with any Arab nations?

    2. Re:This would be a problem exactly why? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0, Troll

      There are innocents? Why aren't they doing enough to stop that terror organization known as the New York Stock Exchange? Is nobody else terrified of the immense power of large scale bankers? How about huge worldwide conglomerates that destroy people's lives?

      The truly innocent people are the ones who live far, far, away from such dens of inequity (or should that be, dens of inequality?) and yet are destryed by companies like Haliburton, Enron, Worldcom, and agribusinesses just for the fun of that wierd thing called profit.

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    3. Re:This would be a problem exactly why? by at_kernel_99 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Next we need a way to wipe out everything west of the Sierra Nevada & we're good to go.

    4. Re:This would be a problem exactly why? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yep- that would be good. West of the Cascades too. But that would be a bit harder- since there's a mountain range in between the Cascades and the ocean....

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  29. Move mountains? Since when? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    We dig small holes into them. That is a bit different. And even when big amounts of earth is moved do you know how?

    By digging small holes into it and then putting explosives into it and BOOM, causing the whole big mountain to slide..... into the ocean. Mmmm, exactly the thing you were trying to avoid?

    Either you reinforce the rock (there was a similar bbc doc about a rock that could break of and slide into the ocean causing a huge wave), make sure that if it slides it slides slowly or you break it down piece by piece.

    Neither are easy or cheap or ever been done before.

    It appears there is proof waves of this kind of hit before in history and even recent ones on a smaller scale, rock slide on one side of a bay, flood on the other side. It seems pretty sound science but that doesn't tell us how to solve it.

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    1. Re:Move mountains? Since when? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Yes, explosives are out. Of any side. What we need to do is start drilling holes in the front of it, trying to get small bits to fall off. Not only will this, obviously, reduce the total mass when it does fall, but hopefully these bits will slow the remaining mass's fall, be getting caught underneither. (I can't seem to find a diagram of this, so that could be crazy.)

      Also, it soulds like it would be a good idea if we could drill a hold into the volcano from the other side and start letting pressure out. But that's just a temporary fix, and it assumes we can do that without actually having the shockwaves of a full eruption that would knock the rock loose.

      Alternately...how possible is a wall? A thirty foot high artifical reef around the west side of the island? I know it would be ripped to shreads, but if it would bounce most of the wave back towards the island, or even, say, north or south, where there's no land, it would be better than nothing.

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  30. This sounds like a job for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick, somebody call Aquaman!

  31. The Cliff is nothing, look at China! by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    > Seemingly a particular cliff (which could very
    > well be the volcano), if it were to fall into the
    > sea, would cause a tidal wave large enough to take
    > out New York (and would be in line with taking out New York).

    Did you know, that if all the people in China simultaneously jumped into the Pacific ocean, the resulting tidal wave would completely destroy the West coast? The Chinese government offers no comment except for hinting at dire consequences should we ever rescind its "most favored nation" status.

    1. Re:The Cliff is nothing, look at China! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      This is actually funnier than most of you people realize. See, they like to tout all this worker's paradise and power of the masses bullshit. Rather than have barges and machines dump sand to block an overflowing river, you have hundreds of people on the barge pushing sand off with their hands...whoo hoo!

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  32. Sleeper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you see??? The volcano is a sleeper cell. We need to destroy all volcanoes before they destroy us. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

    -Paul

  33. Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that the Left, still in mourning for the Soviet Union, has latched onto radical Islamic fundamentalism as their new mythical source of all justice and purity on Earth.

    As you point out, radical Islamofundies haven't racked up nearly as impressive a record of atrocities as institutional Communism did, but, faute de mieux, OBL will have to suffice. The attraction isn't just due to similar bloody-mindedness, though. OBL's plan for bringing about an Ideal World isn't very much different from Stalin's anyway. Communism is a xenophobic, intolerant, evangelical, expansionist political religion. Like all political religions, it holds that once you get the ideology right, everything a society actually needs will just sort of magically follow. Never works out in real life, of course, but when it doesn't, they just say it's your own fault, because -- by definition! -- you must've gotten the ideology wrong. So try again! As long as anybody's left alive, just keep trying!

  34. Solution by j_w_d · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Go to volcanic island. Locate large slipping rock. Make gravel and dispose of gradually filling pot holes in Italian roads and New York's city streets.

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  35. Hoorah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    if this mountain erupts, it could cause a tidal wave that would wipe out America's east coast.

    That would certainly restore my faith in God.

  36. But... by Mathness · · Score: 1

    I bet every surfer out there is now on standby call, for the greatest ride ever! :)

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    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peter Fonda and Kurt Russel are totally waxing up their boards, dude.

  37. Can't believe I'm the only pedant here. by Myself · · Score: 2

    tidal wave
    n.
    The swell or crest of surface ocean water created by the tides.

    tsunami
    n.
    A very large ocean wave caused by an underwater earthquake or volcanic eruption.

    *ahem*

    1. Re:Can't believe I'm the only pedant here. by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      Not the only one. I'm very suprised it wasn't mentioned before.

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  38. i'm curious by Madcapjack · · Score: 1

    From my limited understanding of volcanic activity, when a volcano erupts, they either can be explosive eruptions (like Mt. St. Helens) or the lava flow kind (Hawaill), and the type depends largely on the geological structure of the volcanoe itself. Now, it is my understanding that an explosive eruption is caused principally by the build-up of pressure with no way of escape (like blowing up a tough leathery baloon until it pops). If I am right, then I am curious whether or not it would be possible to artificially relieve this pressure by drilling deep holes into the earth. Am I totally off-base?

    1. Re:i'm curious by DZign · · Score: 1

      well.. I'm not a geologist but..

      Drilling ???
      You probably need to drill quite deep (rather far through the earths crust)..
      So a drill of a few miles long ? No way.
      If you would want to use something like the drills the Chunnel has been made with. Only problem, they don't work by remote control, humans need to be present. Drilling that deep in a vulcano (warmth/gasses) is probably not something you'll survive to tell your grand-children about.
      If the drill itself survives the heat too btw.

      So drilling is out. Only way to do it are explosives. However you probably don't want to throw explosives in a volcano which already has some unstable rocks which you really don't want to move..

    2. Re:i'm curious by Madcapjack · · Score: 1

      Well, and I take your comment seriously, I'm not sure how deeply you would have to drill, and second, we have and do drill quite deep into the earth- the question here are two, I think: 1)how deep would we need to drill, and where and 2)how deep can we drill, and at what cost. I don't have any answers to these questions. I know that when we drill down deep, we don't hit magma- that's way to deep... but presumably the problem in a volcanoe is much closer to the surface- and thus, possibly, reachable. However, like I said, this is not my field, and I appreciate your comment.

    3. Re:i'm curious by DZign · · Score: 1

      Yes we can drill deep (ie coalmines) but that's in 'regular' ground.

      Volcanoes, certainly if they're active, are totally different. You're not digging in earth but rock (lava/magma that became hard).

      Even if a volcano looks normal at the surface, it's going to be hot once you start digging and get closer to the magma, so people and material must resist the heat.

      And most important, if it's an active or semi-active volcano, it's very dangerous.
      Gasses, steam and so on..

      This is not the environment you want to put people under ground, certainly as you don't know exactly what's under your feet.
      The risk of some steam escaping and toasting the guys, or some gasses who suffocate them is too high.

      And lastly, even if you drill a lot of pipes, that's still no guarantee it will work.
      They would have to be very wide so they stay open a long time, or remove a lot of stone so you really have a weak point in the pressure.
      If you drill small holes, there's the risk that the first small eruption will send lava through your pipes and block them.
      Seismic activity is usually not something which happens all at once.. It'll start rumbling for a few days, lava will flow through your drilled pipes;. but then it may stop for a few days/weeks and if your pipes are filled the lava may cool off and they're blocked. And maybe weeks or months later the big bang will happen.

    4. Re:i'm curious by Madcapjack · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're probably right.

    5. Re:i'm curious by Tideflats · · Score: 1

      The difference between "explosive" eruptions and those that are quieter is due to the composition of the magma. Quiet eruptions, such as occur in Hawaii (where there have also been tsunami-causing landslides, by the way) are of magma that's more basaltic, explosive eruptions are of more granitic rock, that contains volatiles that boil off on release of pressure -- the comparison that's always made is to soda water, erupting in bubbles when the top comes off and the pressure is released.
      On a related point, the Mt. St. Helens eruption became so damaging because a landslide similar to that predicted for the Canarys relieved the pressure on a much greater volume of magma than would have been released through previously existing vents, and moreover had the effect of directing its force laterally, rather than straight up, as the vents would have done. But a Canary Islands tsunami wouldn't result from such an explosion, it would be caused by the rockslide, as others have explained here. Soberingly, the volume of the Mt. St. Helens rockslide-debris avalance seems to have been on the order of 2.5 cubic kilometers, as described in http://vulcan.wr.usgs.gov/Projects/Glicken/framewo rk.html much less than the minimum 150 cubic kilometers that Ward and Day predict in their PDF http://www.es.ucsc.edu/~ward/papers/La_Palma_grl.p df.
      And, as to the drilling question, there have been exploration holes drilled into magma bodies close to the surface, but the amount of pressure relief is miniscule.

  39. Destroy a wave with a missile? Doh! by geoswan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You better take your high school physics again.

    What happens when two waves meet, and cross? When the peaks cross you get a wave with a height that is the sum of the waves. When the troughs cross you get a trough with a depth that is the sum. When the peak of one crosses the trough of the other they cancel out temporarily .

    But, once they have crossed, they go merrily on their way as if nothing had happened.

    So you explode a missile in the path of the big wave? All you have done is add a second big wave to worry about. That doesn't sound like such a good idea to me.

    Is there some way to break the big slab into smaller peices? Let them drop into the ocean one at a time?

    How about building a coffer dam right under where we expect the slab to fall, and then pumping out all the water? No water, no big wave.

  40. Yes He Did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think you need to brush up on your Marxs. He called for a violent overthrow of the current order. Generally violent overthrows involve imprisonment, execution, and/or disappearances.

    1. Re:Yes He Did by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      He called for peaceful revolution to start, and violent overthrow if it became necessary, somewhat like the men that tried in the latter half of the 1700s to negotiate with Britain and finally took up arms when it was clear that Britain wasn't going to accede to enough demands. I've never seen anywhere that attributed to him (in context) anything about shipping off people that don't agree with the state, disappearing those that don't keep their mouths shut, or torturing those that would like something different.

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    2. Re:Yes He Did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      violent overthrow if it became necessary

      Violent overthrow? You mean, like, a majority people think a Marxist government would suck, so a minority violently imposes their own preferences on the rest? Right. That's what he meant, that's what you mean. And once you've got a dictatorship, the gulags are inevitable. Is the dictatorship inevitable to begin with? Yes: Marx wanted to limit human freedom to a bizarre degree. No economic freedom whatsoever? Nope, people don't enjoy that stuff. Let 'em vote, and they'll vote for somebody who lets them run their own lives as they see fit. So you can't let 'em vote.

      As for the comparison to the US revolution, that's not quite right, because Marx is talking about a minority imposing their will on the majority in their own country. The American revolution was about a majority of Americans ditching an annoying FOREIGN government. Furthermore, the Marxist minority were and are demanding a dictatorship; the US majority was demanding freedom. Big difference there.

    3. Re:Yes He Did by WINSTANLEY · · Score: 1


      I agree with this basically and actually think
      Marx had a fairly nuanced idea of revolution
      and was fairly democratic in his political ideas.

      More doctrinaire Marxist (a misnomer because almost inevitably there are really doctrinaire Marxist-Lenninists) get upset by claims like this, but I think the historical evidence supports the above.

      Ironically, it is likely that Lennist was also a "orthodox" Marxist in the sense of believing a social revolution (violent or not is a side issue, the issue for radicals discussing the idea was whether the "revolution or evolution" was structurally inevitable or brought about the conscious scheming of revolutionary groups).

      Orthodox Marxist opinion in the 19th century was that Russia was too economically backwards to have a workers revolution (they were a miniscule part of the population). Lenin who was a member of party that was part of the International confederation that Marx and his followers organized, understood this critique. It is likely that he pushed for the revolution in 1918 because he believed that the European revolution was around the corner and that a United Socialist States of Europe could finance the modernization
      of Russia. Some commentators writing along the same lines suggest that before he died in early 1920's, Lenin was more or less aware that his strategy was failure.

      In any case, Marx writings are explicitly anti-tyranny, anti-dictatorship (the use of the term "dictatorship of the proletariat" is essentially a mistranslation) and his writings
      are least implicitly democratic. His political practice for most of his life was to organinize
      worker's parties that were trying to expand democratic rights across Europe and the rest of the world. The historical record of very few peoples lives are as distorted as that of Marx.

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    4. Re:Yes He Did by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Nah, ever hear of Newspeak?

      Freedom is slavery and slavery, freedom? You just imagine yourself to be free; by granting the power hungry thugs absolute power over you, you will truly be free. Go ahead and get started on that menial task; I'll be back to check on your progress later.

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  41. Re:I wasn't a fool for buying that Volcano Insuran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, Yes, I need to find that man now. He took my rainy day cash too.

  42. Re:Destroy a wave with a missile? Doh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow! Taking "no sense of humour" to a whole new level.

  43. He probably didn't even do that by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    There's a fair swag of evidence which says that most if not all of it was ghost-written for him.

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  44. 200% wrong by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    another wave going the other way will simply pass through the first one (Hollywood science notwithstanding), and then destroy whatever is on the western seaboard headed the other way; the original wave will continue unabated.

    tsunamis at sea are not very impressive in size, generally only a few meters high, but they do an enormous speed, and when they ramp up a coastal shelf at the other end, all of that wave gets compressed, mostly upwards.

    if you want impressive waves at sea, search for "rogue waves".

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  45. Re:Destroy a wave with a missile? Doh! by stevelinton · · Score: 1

    Actually, if you could set off a bunch of other Tsunami so phased your major
    cities were all in the spots where the interference cancelled the wave, this might be kind of cool. Of course the "less-valuable" areas between the cities, would get two or three times the damage, but this could still be a win. I'm not sure we have enough explosives (and yes, I'm counting nukes) to create waves on the necessary scale, however.

  46. Re:Destroy a wave with a missile? Doh! by geoswan · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... set off a bunch of other Tsunami so phased your major cities were all in the spots where the interference cancelled the wave...

    How tall did the article say this superwave might be? Ah. Maybe 300 feet -- at the Canary Island. How tall will it be when it strikes New York, Boston, Charleston, Savanah, Miami? Let's say 90 feet -- 30 yards.

    Well, the wavelength of a wave is something like ten times its height. So, how large is the area where the natural superwave, and your artifical superwave cancel one another out? Do you think New Yorkers would thank you if you preserved the Battery, but the rest of New York got twice the damage?

    Oh wait. A quarter of an hour later the battery is hit by the 20 yard wave you set off to protect Boston. And then it gets hits by the remains of the other big waves you set off.

    this might be kind of cool. Of course the "less-valuable" areas between the cities, would get two or three times the damage, but this could still be a win. I'm not sure we have enough explosives (and yes, I'm counting nukes) to create waves on the necessary scale, however.

    Following World War 2 the USN experimented with the effects of an underwater explosions on fleets of Naval vessels. That was the fate of the Prinz Eugen, the consort to the Bismark. Clips of those explosions are public. You may have seen them. How tall would you say the wave created by those explosions were?

    My estimate? Less than ten yards.

    Those would have been Hiroshima scale bombs -- 10 kilotons. So, how big a blast would be required to make a wave just twice as tall? Remember, the volume of water in a wave is the cube of the dimensions. So, wouldn't a wave twice as tall require 16 times the blast energy? By my naive calculations your counter-waves would each require blasts of tens of megatons.

    The radiation burden of this many explosions would rival that of a Nuclear War.

    Say, how big is this slab, anyhow? And where did anyone get the idea it would make a 300 foot wave?

  47. Re:Destroy a wave with a missile? Doh! by stevelinton · · Score: 1
    OK It was a silly idea.
    Say, how big is this slab, anyhow? And where did anyone get the idea it would make a 300 foot wave?
    It's "the size of the Isle of Wight" (about 20 miles by 15) and they go tthe wave height from theoretical models and scaled-down tank experiments. When the slab goes it displaces a lot of water, and the only place that can go, initially, is into the wave.
  48. not me by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    It doesn't make *me* wonder about geotechnic sabotage, although it does scare the bejeezus out of Kieckerjan, the story submitter. Go ask mommy abain about the monster under the bed, K. She'll make the scary volcanoes go away, too.

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  49. Damnit... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    Thanks for posting this. Well, as long as the secrets out, i am accepting donations with which to hire mercenaries with which to stage a coup on the island of la palma, and to purchase a moderatly sized nuclear device. With this i would be able to hold the east coast hostage in exchange for control of the US's Groom Lake facility as well as the HAARP array in Alaska. From there i would have the means to control the rest of the world. With your small donation you can get in on the ground floor of my glorious new world order.

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  50. Its another job for.. by adeyadey · · Score: 1

    ..Bruce Willis!

    Ive actually been to La Palma, its a beautiful and largely untouched island. Its interior has the 2nd largest volcano in the world, with utterly impossible and fantastic looking mountain peaks..

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  51. Re:Destroy a wave with a missile? Doh! by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

    What happens when two waves meet, and cross? When the peaks cross you get a wave with a height that is the sum of the waves. When the troughs cross you get a trough with a depth that is the sum. When the peak of one crosses the trough of the other they cancel out temporarily .

    BUT IF THE WAVES ARE 180 DEGREES OUT OF PHASE IN THE SAME DIRECTION THEY CANCEL COMPLETELY FOR ALL ETERNITY.

    If you can create an opposite wave going in the SAME direction, the wave will essentially disappear.

    The point is that is not necessarily impossible to "destroy" the wave with a missle, provided you actually timed things right and fired in the right place. There would be issues with the wave created by a single missle being circular, but I'm sure the military has plenty of missles lying around so you can make a decent approximation of a line.

    So you explode a missile in the path of the big wave? All you have done is add a second big wave to worry about. That doesn't sound like such a good idea to me.

    Well, even under the method I describe there would end up being a counter-wave heading back towards the original source, but at this point it's worth noting that waves DO loose energy as they travel across the ocean. And the counter-wave is going to loose energy again.
    So a 40' wave may end up being a 20' wave which when reversed may end up being a >10' wave by the time it hits a coast.

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