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There's an origami convention convention underway in Japan this weekend, with some truly impressive pieces on display. There's an AP story, but words don't do it justice. See the personal site of one of the professional paper-folders, or photos taken at a previous convention, or just discover the essence of origami.
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http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/224449p-192 807c.html
Exposed: Scandal of double voters
With debate over the 2000 election still raging, thousands of people illegally register in both New York City and Florida, which could swing an election.
Daily News Exclusive
By RUSS BUETTNER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
August 21, 2004
With debate over the 2000 election still raging, thousands of people illegally register in both New York City and Florida, which could swing an election.
Some 46,000 New Yorkers are registered to vote in both the city and Florida, a shocking finding that exposes both states to potential abuses that could alter the outcome of elections, a Daily News investigation shows.
Registering in two places is illegal in both states, but the massive snowbird scandal goes undetected because election officials don't check rolls across state lines.
The finding is even more stunning given the pivotal role Florida played in the 2000 presidential election, when a margin there of 537 votes tipped a victory to George W. Bush.
Computer records analyzed by The News don't allow for an exact count of how many people vote in both places, because millions of names are regularly purged between elections.
But The News found that between 400 and 1,000 registered voters have voted twice in at least one election, a federal offense punishable by up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
One was Norman Siegel, 84, who is registered as a Republican in both Pinellas Park, Fla., and Briarwood, Queens. Siegel has voted twice in seven elections, including the last four presidential races, records show.
Officials in both states acknowledge that voting in multiple states is something of a perfect crime, one officials don't have the means to catch.
"I can't imagine how the supervisors would have access to that information," said Jenny Nash, spokeswoman for the Florida secretary of state. "As far as I know, cross-state registry has not been discussed."
The News' investigation also found:
# Of the 46,000 registered in both states, 68% are Democrats, 12% are Republicans and 16% didn't claim a party.
# Nearly 1,700 of those registered in both states requested that absentee ballots be mailed to their home in the other state, where they are also registered. But that doesn't raise red flags with officials in either place.
Efforts to prevent people from registering and voting in more than one state rely mostly on the honor system.
New registrants are required to supply a prior address, which kicks in a notification process to election officials in the other jurisdiction. Officials also cross-check change-of-address records from the U.S. Postal Service.
Both procedures largely count on the honesty of the person registering. And neither would catch people who have homes in both places - including the thousands of snowbirds, the term for Northerners who winter in southern climes.
"There's no extensive investigation normally on a voter registration form," said Steven Richman, general counsel for the city Board of Elections. "We accept it at its face value."
Eliminating the potential to vote in multiple states would require creating a national voter registration system with federally assigned voter ID numbers, said Allan Lichtman, a history professor at American University in Washington and a voting rights expert.
"I don't think the country is ready for that," Lichtman said. "It may well be that a few hundred people spilling over and voting twice may be an inevitable friction within the system."
Florida election officials were widely criticized after the 2000 election for instituting policies that resulted in thousands of African-Americans, who tend to vote Democratic, being turned away at the polls.
Republican officials are battling similar charges in this year's election.
Glenda Hood, the Florida secretary of state appointed by Gov
I, for one, welcome our Origami fetishist overlords!
As a result from stress and aggrevation I've apparently made a couple of origami sheep while in school.
And I thought they were just cruppled up pieces of paper.
Some aim to please, I aim to tease.
So much folding that it even makes SETI jealous!
please.
ugh
I know what you're all thinking: "Professional paper-folders? How can that be?". Well actually, it's not too difficult for a talented paper-folder to make a decent living touring the competitive oragami circuits and getting endorsement deals with paper companies and such. They're really a lot like pro skateboarders or Nascar drivers, except they get more paper cuts.
Kami Kaze!! Folks!!
Origami prevails!!
Banzai!!
You know you spend too much time online when you immediately think of "@home" whenever anyone mentions folding
I thought this was another folding@home screensaver;
Still this bodes well for the paper industry, long offices are truly paperless people will find uses for this dangerous (read papercut) weapon.
Unix, an obscure operating system developed by bored researchers in an attempt to get a better game playing experience.
>Of the 46,000 registered in both states, 68% are Democrats, 12% are Republicans and 16% didn't claim a party.
And they say Bush won by less than 1000 votes.
Immpressive paper folding! Awesome, but did you know they can also fold SHIRTS impressively?
;)
Check out the amazing action here
btw.. i'm not sure if the woman in the video is japanese, but its close enough.. right??
You crazy man? You piss off supahfly!
Okay, this isn't really oragami, but it involves building stuff out of paper and it's really nerdy and it's really cool. There's a program called Pepakura that I discovered a while ago that can take any 3D model and make a sheet that you can print out, cut out and fold to make a real-life 3d version of your model. I'm not great with 3D modelling so I couldn't do all that much with it, but it was still pretty fun. IIRC they have a version that's free to download so you can play around with it. Also, as an added bonus their English website is absolutely chock full of bad English translations!
It's been a long time since I've been to one of those!
This particular one is really more a convention of conventional origamiists, not those japatrash reform origamiists you read about in NewsWeek.
Art Schools Dietzilla
This is simply awesome, I look at some of these peices and they resemble 3d models in the sense of polygon modeling. My hats off to those who can do this, because doing it even in the computer is quite a difficult task.
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
I've already wagered too much and, besides, I have a good hand.
Oh wait, that's not what you meant.
I mean I can't because I'm out of Spice.
No? Just forget it. I need to go check on my laundry.
I can't even take the credit (blame) for this terrible pun. But I can't recall who to attribute it to.
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OMFG, you typed the same word twice you crapintrash 1uZ3|2.
That woman works magic. It's that simple
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Check out the "ball"
From the artist's caption:
"This ball is crumpled from a single uncut square. I suggested that they could crumple a ball themselves, but they wanted to defer to "the artist." Who am I to argue?"
here
Ever have those days where you just want to look at some pics on a site linked-to from slashdot, without waiting fucking forever for them to load? Today is one of those days.
These are quite impressive. In clicking around, I happened on this database of origami containing references to more than 23k models.
Recipes for geeks -- no meatloaf, we promise.
How many of these people are Gentoo users that are tying to pick up a hobby as they're compiling.
we are not worthy
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
Apparently so.
"...all the labours of the ages, all the devotion, all the inspiration, all the noonday brightness..." yada yada
I'd actually just started folding a crane while absent-mindedly hitting refresh on slashdot.
It has to be the first origami I've done in a month, and I was thinking of looking up some new things to attempt.
Of course, my favourite is still Yoda (Instructions, pdf).
It doesn't matter how thin the paper, or how big the sheet, you just can't do it. Have fun proving me wrong :)
None of them can compete with the origami boulder!
:)
--krahd
mod me up scottie!
I am rather good at making an oragami boulder. I get to practice almost daily given how much junk mail arrives in my mailbox 6 days a week.
Just got through watching my Blade Runner DVD again.
Remember the origami unicorn? Fold your own.
GRODIOUS MAXIMUS!!!
GNAA trolls STAY AWAY!
NO greasing the Yoda Origami!
I don't see any Tinkers or Gromacs in that bunch.
Hey! What's going on here?
Sailfish
Folding@home Evangelist for Team Mac OS X
It's not a double voting scandal, it's a double registration scandal. Didn't the article go on to mention that nearly none of the double registered voters voted in both electorates?
Worse, as that double registration is illegal in both places, these electors are likely to get struck from both rolls. If I was a Democrat or Republican party organiser, I'd be out there making sure my constituency got their papers in order and made sure they're not double booked anywhere.
So why isn't this an Olympic sport? It has all the requirements - drama (is it another freaking crane?), risk of serious injury (paper cuts), and obviously a worldwide following - but most importantly I might even be able to win a medal.
Robots can do it too!
CC.
TaijiQuan (Huang, 5 loosenings)
Don't say I don't do anything for you boys. ;)
On the yahoo site link, hit the next button for some Olympic Eye Candy
By asking barks to count the sheep, are you trying to put barks to sleep?
You know you've been Slashdotted when.
Database Stats
Total Models: 23521
Total Creators: 1898
Last Search: Model Name: penis
Total Searches to Date: 147243
(google cache from two days ago: 146388)
We recently had heard in the office over one of the Yellow Machine that's made by Anthology Solutions.
Take a 1"x1" piece of paper and rip a hole in it so you could put your head through it without ripping it apart
First thing I thought of is that it'd be a lot harder to pull that off in chibi mode. Pity the poor Precious Moments kids who are unable to snap out of their super-deformity.
Not so much 'is' and 'this' as 'was' and 'last'. If I'd known about that I would have gone.... Bugger.
Peter Engel's book, Folding the Universe, is the most interesting book on origami that I've ever read. The first half of the book is almost like a
Godel, Escher, Bach for Origami. The models are simply terrific but most of them are ONLY for advanced folders.
Pain is merely failure leaving the body
I'm a paper folder, and I've got to say, right now is a really exciting time for folders. I'm a member of Origami USA which is an organization that, despite it's name, is open to people from all over the world. Every year there's a convention held in New York at the end of June where about 1000 people come together to learn new models, to socialize. and to have fun.
I said it's an exciting time, and that's because for the first time, folders are really starting to explore the bounds of the craft. You've got people like Robert Lang who have been exploring the mathematics and geometry behind origami, and teaching the secrets of creation to others.
You've got people like my friend, Daniel Robinson, who take animals, insects, etc. of a particular species, and instead of trying to create a generic representation, try to get the model to be exact, right down to the length and number of feelers on a frilled longhorn beetle, for example.
And as much as you might not believe it, there are some really hot origami chicks [though they are for the most part drowned out by the rest... ;) ]
So this ISN'T about Folding@Home?
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karltk: I hate that #@$!#@% solaris! That sort of curse?
lipitor: A plague of SunOS on your family!
See here. :)
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Lord, it seems like slashdot'll post a story about John Romero and Linux Torvalds teaming up on a Linux toaster, and somebody will feel like chiming in "...is this really news for nerds? I mean, it's about toast!". But post an ORIGAMI CONVENTION on the FRONT PAGE and everybody's just like "Origami...? Cool!".
Not really complaining, but it's kinda' weird.
I'm sorry, but this is slashdot. If I don't link to it, someone else will ;-)
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In other news, a Tokyo schoolgirl recently killed three men with an arsenal of origami weapons, including throwing cranes, barbed dragons, and a flower. Witnesses say one of the men belittled her socks, which were reportedly not puffy enough and lacked sufficient sock glue.
I watched the video like 10 times. I still can't believe it. I'm afraid to try it myself. Can it really be that easy??
And this is not origami:
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http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/2004081
File > Print, cut and fold... Yamaha's excellent PaperCraft models are challenging but require no great origami expertise. The results are truly spectacular and will delight your kids or your friends.
Oh, and PaperCraft is free.
If you search for penis, the results that get returned are for a book called "pornogami"...
There's an origami convention convention underway, brought to you by the Redundancy Department of Redundancy
... I clicked on the link at the top and took a look at the slide show. The 2nd photo was a guy riding a bike with a Dutch Wife on his shoulders. For a minute I thought it was one of the entries.
Would've been cool had it really been one...
My girlfriend went to the convention with a friend of hers (who was actually teaching there).
There's some more pictures of some of the models that were on display here, some of them are really quite amazing (I especially like the white dragon with all the pleats for scales, impressive...)
I'm suprised at how much press this has been getting, it's kind of nice, since I couldn't go with her I can at least hear about it some. :)
WWJD? JWRTFM!!!
Yer on to me. ;)
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It's the end of my comment as I know it and I feel fine.
Here's a Sci-Fi Channel review of a book of Star Trek Origami. My brother owns this book (he's an origami geek); it's definitely cool.
For further confirmation:
Database Stats
Total Models: 23521
Total Creators: 1898
Last Search: Model Name: penguin
Total Searches to Date: 147773
Guy on bike
It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
I'll be folding my t-shirts like this from now on:
http://www.howtofoldashirt.net/
Environmentalism is the new Victorianism. Everyone ties on a green corset and pretends we're virtuous.
...but do they have doping products in paper folding ?
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Following the original posters link a bit further leads to another, even more impressive folded work of art. Who knew Brazil did origami as well?
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." -Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear
It's funny that this topic came up on the heels of a paper at SIGGRAPH that looked at generating Papercraft models from 3D meshes. http://www.den.rcast.u-tokyo.ac.jp/~mitani/docs/si ggraph04_mitani.pdf
(Sorry, I can't seem to make the whole URL disappear into a description.)
Once I learned that most "advanced" pieces involved cutting, combining and reshaping paper, I became totally unimpressed.
I still think the origami you can make from one piece of tissue paper and no cutting are cool, but no "pro" origami seem to qualify.
Have we really gotten to a point where we must have conventions about conventions?
I'm going to become a theologist and a scientist so I can spend long hours into the night arguing with myself.
Staying with the made-from-folded-paper-but-not-oragami tangent, here are plans for a working paper trebuchet.
I made one myself, it works pretty well.
Yeah, I have a webcomic...
Really complex origami seems neat because you get the impression it was made the same way simple origami were. With some of the origami I've seen in the links presented in this thread I gotta wonder why they didn't just use papier mache and glue on a photoshopped "folded paper" picture. It would have the same integrity...
the best origami site is
http://www.origamiboulder.com/
At first, I thought that an orgasm competition was underway in Japan.
Man...something is wrong with my eyes/mind ! Must be because of the 'new new' color scheme at Slashdot.
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