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HP Shelves Virus Throttler Program

longlanekid writes "Though HP has apparently designed a great program for slowing the spread/proliferation of virii and reducing the impact of DoS attacks, it's all being shelved due to Windows incompatibilities."

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  1. /. worthy? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is a product that was intended for use on Windows, they obviously couldn't get it working on Windows. Don't start blaming MS for this one...

    That aside, any coincedence that the vice president and chief technology officer of HP is named Tony Redmond? :) j/k

    1. Re:/. worthy? by Handpaper · · Score: 4, Funny
      Confused me, too:
      '"we don't own Windows," Redmond says.'
      WTF?

    2. Re:/. worthy? by MikeMacK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I blame them only in so much as the REASON HP couldn't get it to work was because Windows is a closed, proprietary OS. You would think that MS would WANT stuff like this to work on Windows with their "Trustworthy Computing" initiative.

    3. Re:/. worthy? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The technology notices changes in host machine behavior, which indicates a virus infection. It then chokes off the attack by limiting the frequency of outbound communications from the host machine to "throttle" communications with other hosts on the network

      yeah? So HP is saying they can't get it to run on Windows because they can't alter the networking code? WTF? Have they never heard of firewalls, that happily block network connections, even on Windows.

      Perhaps they've altered the HP network stack so that if you make a connection, it is held until the flurry of connection attempts are reduced. Somwthing that is not likely if you're infected with a worm; so maybe it delays the connect attempt for a short amount of time - big deal if you're infected as the connection will succeed eventually. Could this be the real reason why it's been shelved - it doesn't work to actually do much of anything?

      I really don't understand why this is such a 'Windows is rubbish' and not a 'HP programmers don't understand how to code properly' story.

      oh, except usual slashdot bias. Silly me, I forgot that for a moment.

    4. Re:/. worthy? by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 0

      Isn't HP's UNIX also closed?

    5. Re:/. worthy? by kaschei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A fair point ideologically, but on the other hand, whose closed operating system is both flawed and popular enough to let those flaws cause massive monetary damage to other networks?

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    6. Re:/. worthy? by jdhutchins · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, HP's Unix may be closed, but seeing as how HP is developing this, they just might be able to get a hold of the source for their own operating system.

    7. Re:/. worthy? by The+Bungi · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Really? That's funny. I have this thing, you know, a software firewall? It intercepts every single network call (heck, it will even plug the loopback if you tell it to) and it works fine, 100% of the time. If it can pop up a dialog asking me if I want ApplicationX to contact a given domain (or IP address) I figure it could also throttle the connection. Any connection.

      I'm pretty sure the people who wrote Tiny Personal Firewall didn't have access to the Windows source code.

      So enlighten me again - what does this have to do with Windows being a "closed proprietary OS" again?

      And BTW, this is something already built into XP, as you can tell from the many comments in this article.

    8. Re:/. worthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm sure HP isn't involved in the MS shared source program at all...

    9. Re:/. worthy? by FlutterVertigo(gmail · · Score: 2, Funny

      shhhhhhhhhhhhh
      pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

      The longer reason is because it isn't compatible with Windows [and Linux doesn't need it].


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    10. Re:/. worthy? by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      I agree with parent. If we build something to run on HP UX and we find that changes in HP UX makes our code worthless, do we blame ourselves for not writing good code or do we blame HP$ for producing shitty UNIX?

      Blaming M$FT may make us feel good and warm, but there must be a good reason for that. Like SP2, IE 5.5, '98 SE, etc.

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    11. Re:/. worthy? by fitten · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I didn't see anywhere in there that said they even asked Microsoft to do anything about it or that Microsoft had refused to do anything about it.

      I could just as easily write a program that won't run on Windows and not even try to port it to Windows and start claiming that Windows won't run it because it isn't Open.

      Until I see something that says that Microsoft refused to make changes to Windows that HP suggested, I'll chalk this up to a publicity campaign by HP to join the M$ bashing bandwagon and make themselves look better to the F/OSS community.

    12. Re:/. worthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, certainly if it would happen to work under Windws... probably it wouldn't need it.
      It is the same with SP2.. It won't work until they have a working OS.

    13. Re:/. worthy? by Handpaper · · Score: 1
      I did RTWA.
      The mods got the joke even if you didn't.

    14. Re:/. worthy? by jrexilius · · Score: 0

      I am mildly ashamed to admit that I coded a networking tool for the winblows platform once and got into a little of its internals. After seeing it you can see where it would be futile to ask for certain changes. The architecture is just too far away from the desired state.

      That being said I dont understand why they dont embed that logic onto a chip for network adapters. Push it into hardware and make the OS abstract. Deal with IP packets and not care about the OS stack. Or make it a small plug adapter like those nifty little print servers the size of your hand?.

    15. Re:/. worthy? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Nope. The only person to blame for HP software is HP. Ever tried to run Openview on HPUX instead of Solaris? Ever tried to run their server monitoring agents (the HP ones, not the ones that they inherited from Compaq)? So on, so fourth...

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    16. Re:/. worthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Virus throttling incompatible with Windows??? Whoda thunk?

      Sheesh, my cat could have told them that would be the case.

    17. Re:/. worthy? by Zakabog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm pretty sure the people who wrote Tiny Personal Firewall didn't have access to the Windows source code.

      I'm pretty sure you're right. And I'm also pretty sure Tiny Personal Firewall doesn't come close to doing what the software from HP would do (I think it checks for the activity of worms or viruses and throtles their usage to "block" DoS attacks or something like that.) Anyone can write a firewall, it's a bitch writing software to throttle network and CPU usage for a particular process.

      So enlighten me again - what does this have to do with Windows being a "closed proprietary OS" again?

      HP owns HP Unix, they can modify the source any way they want to. Linux is open source, so again HP can modify the source any way they want to. Windows is closed source, HP cannot modify the source (I don't know what they have to do, but they can't do it no matter if the firewall is enabled or not) so they cannot get their software to work on Windows.

      And BTW, this is something already built into XP, as you can tell from the many comments in this article.

      Yes, a firewall is built into windows, but it's nothing like the software HP is trying to create.

      I understand why you want to defend microsoft (well not really) but at least RTFA next time.

    18. Re:/. worthy? by yamla · · Score: 1

      Which, as I'm sure you are aware, does not let you modify the source code.

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    19. Re:/. worthy? by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      Anyone can write a firewall, it's a bitch writing software to throttle network and CPU usage for a particular process.

      Umm, a firewall *is* throttling network usage. It throttles to 0 if you tell it to block, or 100 if you tell it to pass. Adding a bytes/s variable and only allowing that much through on a given connection should be trivial, if you're already peeking in enough to be able to stop the traffic alltogether.

    20. Re:/. worthy? by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      HP owns HP Unix, they can modify the source any way they want to

      It's ridiculous to claim that I can't write an application because I can't see the source to the OS itself. No one would have ever done anything non-trivial for any platform. Heck, I don't want to look at the OS source code, that shouldn't be my concern. That's just another bogus lame complaint about how "Windoze is teh sux".

      Funny how no one mentioned the oft-repeated fact that Microsoft "stole" the network stack from BSD. Not in this case, where apparently HP can't write something like Tiny, which as the other reply to your post mentioned, can just as easily throttle instead of just blocking. Apparently the network stack in Windows is crap, which of course explains why in cross-platform libraries (like the Apache Portable Runtime) the networking code almost always ports untouched.

      I understand why you want to defend microsoft (well not really) but at least RTFA next time

      Right.

    21. Re:/. worthy? by blerg · · Score: 1
      Confused me, too:
      '"we don't own Windows," Redmond says.'
      WTF?


      Maybe they licence it from SCO?

    22. Re:/. worthy? by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      It's ridiculous to claim that I can't write an application because I can't see the source to the OS itself. No one would have ever done anything non-trivial for any platform. Heck, I don't want to look at the OS source code, that shouldn't be my concern. That's just another bogus lame complaint about how "Windoze is teh sux".

      It seems reading comprehension is not one of your strong points. I said HP can MODIFY their source. Seeing the source is much much different than being able to modify it. They don't need to see the source for windows they just need to change something. The article doesn't mention what it is. There's probably some situation where they need a function to behave differently or something, I don't know the limitations on windows programing but they've obviously found something that can't possibly be done in windows without modifying the source (or maybe it's something that can be done but would require breaking some windows liscensing or something stupid like that, which they obviously don't want to do.)

      Funny how no one mentioned the oft-repeated fact that Microsoft "stole" the network stack from BSD. Not in this case, where apparently HP can't write something like Tiny, which as the other reply to your post mentioned, can just as easily throttle instead of just blocking. Apparently the network stack in Windows is crap, which of course explains why in cross-platform libraries (like the Apache Portable Runtime) the networking code almost always ports untouched.

      Like I said before, RTFA. It does more work than tiny, it doesn't throttle bandwidth on a specific port, my grandmother can write a program to do that, it throttles bandwidth on specific applications. A firewall does NOT throttle bandwidth according to application, it just blocks traffic from a specific port. And tiny just restricts bandwidth thru a specific port, but it does not know which applications are using the bandwidth and it does not throttle the bandwidth usage of these applications. It also does not detect signs of a virus or spy ware, it just compares stuff to known cases. The HP software will detect viruses and stuff like that before having to download any kind of definitions which will make it much more functional than most stuff out there.

      Right.

      Right what? Right you didn't read the article? Right you agree in not understanding why you'd defend microsoft? Right as in a sarcastic right to defend the opposite of my previous points? Well if it's the sarcastic right, why are you defending microsoft, and did you RTFA?

    23. Re:/. worthy? by bluephone · · Score: 1

      Redmond is the name of a gy in charge of the project at HP, they're not referring to Redmond Washington, home to the Microsoft hive.

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  2. I get it. by Alcimedes · · Score: 5, Funny

    So it throttles Windows in general, thereby slowing the spread of viruses! I like it!

    Take out Windows, and you take out the problem. Go HP!

    1. Re:I get it. by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 2, Funny

      So it throttles Windows in general, thereby slowing the spread of viruses! I like it!

      It could be vaporware, but there are things that exist currently that do the same thing:

      Seti@home, Folding@home, Slashdotting, and Windowsupdate during a scare...for instance.

      Heck, even I've done it...of course the switch misconfiguration was a coincidence. :P

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    2. Re:I get it. by jez9999 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're confusing it with Service Pack 2.

  3. Need more details... by Nos. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd like to know what the problems are with Windows machines. If you're router/gateway/firewall is limiting outgoing connections, your OS should be able to handle it. Even if it does cause problems, how often does the throttle kick in where there isn't a worm/virus present on the host machine? If this false positive rate is low enough then I'd implement it anyways.

    1. Re:Need more details... by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'd like to know what the problems are with Windows machines.
      You must be new here ; )
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    2. Re:Need more details... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I assumed it has something to do with windows file sharing. checkout http://isc.sans.org/large_map.php? and look at ports 135 and 445.

      Remember how you could kill a windows^H^H^H^H^H^H network by setting up your own Primary Domain Controller... AFAIK SMB involves lots and lots of short messages, and many many more calls to xxx.xxx.xxx.255

    3. Re:Need more details... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The problem is that in a corperate setting even the best firewalls can't prevent a sloppy third-party service tech with an infected laptop [for example] from hosing your network... once one PC INSIDE the firewall is infected you're toast. Windows INSIDE a company is an open book to viruses...they use the very same ports and protocols that all the cool network administration tools use...When you have 200+ PCs you can't NOT use the admin tool... there are no programs that prevent a compromised PC from infecting the PC next to it. MS SP2 adds some features along the same lines...watching for excessive spikes in traffic on known bad ports [like 25 & 137] but of course those measures conflict with HP's software! IN a corperate setting you need better than that...because inter-network communication is essentially "trusted" so it moves very fast...often faster than the virus scanners can keep up! I've seen PCs reinfect each other right after the virus scanner stopped! short of pulling the plugs and going PC-to-PC by hand and that can be brutal!!

    4. Re:Need more details... by jpmkm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No, YOU must be new here to still consider that funny. Also, notice how much higher your uid is than the original poster's.

    5. Re:Need more details... by mrchaotica · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hey, just because YOU don't have a sense of humor doesn't mean that I can't!

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    6. Re:Need more details... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, the OP is right, your "sense of humor" sucks.

    7. Re:Need more details... by sh!va · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The problem is that in a corperate setting even the best firewalls can't prevent a sloppy third-party service tech with an infected laptop [for example] from hosing your network.
      Sigh. When will 12 yr olds without any experience about corporate LANs stop ranting? Oh wait, its slashdot! If anyone got an infected computer on a corporate LAN (and this happens _all_ the time), it will simply attempt to infect all other computers on the LAN. Remember, corporate LANs are one step in the whole security setup, not the final line of defense. This is where a personal firewall, which you obviously have not heard of before, comes in. And yes, its available for free with XPSP2 and you'll find a bunch of vendors that have better or more sophistacated implementations for nominal amounts.
      once one PC INSIDE the firewall is infected you're toast.
      No you're not. Read above.
      Windows INSIDE a company is an open book to viruses...they use the very same ports and protocols that all the cool network administration tools use...
      What are you ranting about? WHY WAS THIS PERSON MODDED INSIGHTFUL? What "cool" network administration tools are you talking about? Again, get a personal firewall and block your ports that you don't need other people to access. If your admin tool uses a particular service that exposes a port, then assume its okay unless there is a known remote exploit for that service and then take measures until a fix is available. Note that this is NOT specific to windows.
      IN a corperate setting you need better than that...because inter-network communication is essentially "trusted" so it moves very fast...often faster than the virus scanners can keep up!
      What are you ranting about? Again: why was this person modded up +2 insightful??? LANs operate at higher speeds than the internet. Typically, at least. This has nothing to do with making them inherently more vulnerable and they're certainly not faster than the network stack on a given computer (which is roughly how fast your kernel mode virus scanners work).
      I've seen PCs reinfect each other right after the virus scanner stopped! short of pulling the plugs and going PC-to-PC by hand and that can be brutal!!
      I just feel sorry for the company that pays you for system administration. It is clear that you know nothing about security and much less than nothing about administration.
    8. Re:Need more details... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Installing a personal firewall requires administrative priveleges, which you are unlikely to have on a corporate machine...
      There are many things that are likely to be open to ease the job of the admins, network shares for instance..

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    9. Re:Need more details... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here ; )

      I thought that joke had been shelved a long time ago.

    10. Re:Need more details... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Installing a personal firewall requires administrative priveleges, which you are unlikely to have on a corporate machine...

      He was talking about what the administrators should do, not what workers should do.

      The administrators should set up personal firewalls on all the company's machines, for the simple reason that this will stop viruses spreading so easily if someone brings an infected laptop (or USB keychain, etc.) in from outside. It's as simple as installing XP SP2 in most cases. Intranet traffic should not be trusted, on any operating system, and if an admin assumes it can be, he shouldn't be an admin.

      Even more secure would be to make it a dismissable offence to plug an external machine into the corporate network, but as it's mostly PHBs who like to take their laptops home in my experience, good luck to the admin who tries to suggest that as a solution.

    11. Re:Need more details... by willie150 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Slashdot: Where "12 yr old without any experience about corporate LANs" rant about other equally inept 12 year olds.

      Any *decent* corporate network will be VLAN-ed well enough that a break-out will not affect the whole network. There's plenty of monitoring/centralised administration stuff out there that can force updates to remote hosts or even block infected clients from network access.

      Any sysadmin that can't see this after the blaster deserves what they have coming.

      I'm scared that people actually think that corporate LAN security == personal firewall.

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    12. Re:Need more details... by Nevyn · · Score: 1
      Any decent corporate network will be VLAN-ed well enough that a break-out will not affect the whole network

      hahahahaha.

      Every large corp. network I've seen has had at least one machine on the intranet that is accessible from everywhere and has a security policy of "There's no rush, it's all behind the firewall".

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  4. My favorite quote.... by Megaslow · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...because "we don't own Windows," Redmond says.

    1. Re:My favorite quote.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's good, because SP2 on windows already does this...maybe MS stole it from HP?

    2. Re:My favorite quote.... by Spudley · · Score: 1

      Hmm... yes. You'd think HP would have seen that coming, and picked someone else as their spokesman.

      (...unless it was deliberate, of course...?)

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    3. Re:My favorite quote.... by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, but every skript kiddie from here to Sasketchewan does...

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    4. Re:My favorite quote.... by forsetti · · Score: 2, Funny

      No no no .... that's 0wn Windows .... remember?

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  5. It's funny when by dysprosia · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's funny when you read a sentence like
    "we don't own Windows," Redmond says. and do a double take, thinking it's coming from Microsoft...

    1. Re:It's funny when by tiger99 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      They don't own Windows, it is a generic term in trademark law in any civilised English-speaking country.

      And yes, the juxtaposition of the unfortunate person's name is very funny.

  6. Linux? by emidln · · Score: 0

    I didn't RTFA, but did they by any chance "invent" Linux or some other Unix system? It seems to me that the permissions thing in Linux would stop worms cold.

    1. Re:Linux? by Wapiti-eater · · Score: 1

      No, their new tech requires changes to the OS they couldn't impliment in Windows - cuz they "don't own Windows".

      Wow, the eptiome of techno-lazy. Not only did the OP post a question w/o RTFA, but I replied and gave the info a simple RoTFA would've provided.

      Well done

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    2. Re:Linux? by Izago909 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes, they wrote it to run on HP-UX and Linux. They had problems porting it to Windows. As we all know, the virus/worm situation is primarily a Windows problem and how proliferate it is.

  7. Interesting by CypherXero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a pretty interesting idea, I only wish I worked. Of course, the only thing that DOES work in Windows, is everything that you DON'T want to work, such as...you guessed it...viruses.

    1. Re:Interesting by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 0

      I have, myself, played Minesweeper on a Windows machine without being infected, so I know that this is a lie.

      Minesweeper - - why else would you use windows?

    2. Re:Interesting by name773 · · Score: 1

      The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner... :)

    3. Re:Interesting by lukew · · Score: 1

      This is a pretty interesting idea, I only wish I worked.

      I hardly think your employment status has anything to do with this product.

    4. Re:Interesting by CypherXero · · Score: 1

      I meant "it" instead of "I"

    5. Re:Interesting by Benanov · · Score: 1

      Even viruses don't always work. Look up stuff like the Form virus. It's non-descructive but has two bugs. :)

  8. Impeccable logic… by Izago909 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not compatible with windows, so let's not even try getting MS to make newer versions compatible, or spend resources writing a virtual device driver. They argue that defense is better than treatment, but forget that a 2 pronged attack is better than pure defense. Even the best firewall and antivirus programs can be worked around. What happens when the next virus or worm comes out and antivirus and firewall manufacturers are caught with their pants down again? Do they plan on letting it spread freely until someone makes a removal tool?

    1. Re:Impeccable logic… by drdrea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It isn't in any way "incompatible with windows". You could write an NDIS Intermediate Driver that its under TCP and above the network adapters and implement any security policy you want. It would have to be designed carefully to avoid too much overhead though. See the passthru sample in the DDK.

      It seems the market for this is corporate networks, so they could release a product that is useful without being bundled with windows.

      -Drea-

    2. Re:Impeccable logic… by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What happens when the next virus or worm comes out and antivirus and firewall manufacturers are caught with their pants down again?
      Funny, that actually happened to my company back with Nimda, with all the computers infected 1 day after the routine monthly antivirus patch and 1 day before the antivirus maker came up an unscheduled patch for Nimda. (Took me half the day stalking through several antivirus companies' manual virus removal pages to get rid of Nimda (and no, the automated cleanup utils for Nimda was not yet released until the next day), and sadly my company decided to shutdown on staff access to the Internet(sigh))
  9. why not? by sometwo · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it has these bugs, why not release the program? Then the machines will BSOD and they'll stop spreading viruses. Goal achieved!

  10. Anti-P2P Tool by SkunkAh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm afraid that this tool will also affect P2P tools which connect to many hosts every second aswell. Novice users will stop using P2P cause they don't understand why it isn't working.

    1. Re:Anti-P2P Tool by Izago909 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Novice users will stop using P2P cause they don't understand why it isn't working.

      Many of the problems of p2p stem from novice users. I really don't care if there are a few thousand less people spreading the latest teeny-bop tracks or infected files.

    2. Re:Anti-P2P Tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm wrong, if that were true every home user that upgraded/(s) to SP2 which has this already would quit p2p....funny thing..there's a patch for tcpip.sys to fix this..

    3. Re:Anti-P2P Tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some games as well (eg: Unreal Tournament / Doom 3). No server queries for you!

      (to join a game, many servers are quickly polled to find an empty slot).

    4. Re:Anti-P2P Tool by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      then the new kashaa/limewire/winmx or whatever will have a starter screen instructing how to turn it to ignore said program.

      never underestimate what people will go through to get something for free!

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  11. Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck's.. by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the article...
    Virus Throttler slows the spread of virus and worm attacks by limiting the network destinations that a virus-infected computer can attempt to connect to each second, according to HP.

    Wait a second. This doesn't really protect internal networks as much as it protects the Internet from your-machine-gone-mad. That is to say, this product's operation assumes your anti-virus security measures have already failed you, and you've got a server making attack attempts outbound on the world at large. This would kick in and shut down that server's attempted attacks.

    That'd be a great thing for all of us to be running to be good citizens of the Internet... but who'd buy such a thing? Afterall, you have to admit that your existing security products may occasionally fail you before you can even start to explain what this thing will do. And, after such a failure, you're already 0wned. So, you really have nothing internal left to protect at that point, and all there is to protect is the outside world. If your IT house is already on fire, it's sure nice to want to protect the neighborhood, but who's going to pay for that in advance?

    Pointing to the fact that this would require some changes to Windows is a nice excuse, but anybody can get Microsoft to do anything when they come equipped with a truckload of money. I think the realization that people would run this if it was free, but no business in their right mind is going to buy it. I think HP realized that, and that's why they spiked this product. HP, afterall, is a business and can't afford to spend too much money on a research project that isn't going to lead to a profitable product.

    I wonder if there are any academic groups working on similar projects who might be able to finish the work on this one...

  12. Redmond/HP says... by Gorath99 · · Score: 1

    What a fantastically creative author that article has. To end every other paragraph with "Redmond/HP says"... Sheer brilliance. If only Shakespeare had thought of that.

    1. Re:Redmond/HP says... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Can anybody find the HP press release that clearly has to be the primary source behind the report? Having nearly every paragraph's main body be a quote attributed to the same source is the tell-tale sign that the report was based on information from a single source...

  13. In other news..... by Concrete+Nomad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In other news a cure for cancer and AIDS is quietly being shelved. The medical wonder has incompatibilities with most HMOs . Maybe I just don't see the point or perhaps the technology really wasn't all that good.

    1. Re:In other news..... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      You are confusing HMO's and drug companies. HMO's would KILL for drugs like that - get sick, give a pill, don't need to come back. they lose their asses on patients with schronic or complicated diseases.

      OTOH, drug companies have every incentive to develop drugs that do not cure but only treat. By turning an acute disease into a chronic one - like they are doing with AIDS - they guarantee their revenue stream.

      Drug companies and HMO's arenatural enemies that are being pushed together by economics: people want more healthcare but want to pay as little as possible. Since doctors and hospitals (generally) cost more than drug therapies, HMO's tend to rely on the drug companies. But they don't necessarily like it.

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  14. Wait just a minute... by ...+James+... · · Score: 5, Informative

    Microsoft introduced similar functionality in Windows XP SP2:

    Limited number of simultaneous incomplete outbound TCP connection attempts
    Detailed description

    The TCP/IP stack now limits the number of simultaneous incomplete outbound TCP connection attempts. After the limit has been reached, subsequent connection attempts are put in a queue and will be resolved at a fixed rate. Under normal operation, when applications are connecting to available hosts at valid IP addresses, no connection rate-limiting will occur. When it does occur, a new event, with ID 4226, appears in the system's event log.

    1. Re:Wait just a minute... by ajs · · Score: 1

      And can you still gain access to a raw socket and construct your own session? If so, this will stop VB-viruses from propagating (maybe), but nothing more sophisticated, which presumably will simply drop down to raw packet construction.

    2. Re:Wait just a minute... by shird · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No you cant actually, or at least not tcp packets. Of course you could install a packet driver and bypass tcpip.sys altogether, but that usually involves admin access, restarting etc.

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    3. Re:Wait just a minute... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's nice... but what's gonna prevent viruses from chosing UDP to send their attacks with? :)

    4. Re:Wait just a minute... by interiot · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And how long will it take until one of the smarter virus writers writes a patch for tcpip.sys, after which the hoard of stupid virus writers just include that in their programs?

      The throttling functionality really needs to reside on the router side, on routers that don't run Windows. Then every joe-shmoe virus/worm won't be able to bypass it easily.

    5. Re:Wait just a minute... by Ark42 · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Last I checked winpcap could be installed without a reboot or any user intervention via a silent option to the installer, at least under 2000/XP. I know for a fact you can construct raw packets however you want with winpcap since I use it in my tunneling program.
      I don't really see what would stop somebody from embeding winpcap or something similar and spewing out garbage completely bypassing windows tcp/ip stack. Other then size of course, it would be a large worm to include a bunch of dlls just for that.

    6. Re:Wait just a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What MS introduced in SP2 was a broken attempt at copying the HP work. Instead of limiting the rate to 2 new connections per second (which works very well, see the HP Labs papers on this), it limits it to 10 new connections overall. This means that a slashdot reader will start getting security alerts after the 10th (slashdotted) link they click on - something that was intended as a feature is instead more of a network stack bug. You can already find patches for the "4226 bug" to remove this mistake from the TCP/IP stack.

    7. Re:Wait just a minute... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      I hope you are joking, since far fewer services accept UDP connections they are almost useless for virus propagation

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    8. Re:Wait just a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like DNS. No one ever exploits bind.

  15. Let the arguments about the use of 'virii' begin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    'I think I have some virii on my boxen, and it's affecting my NIC card's performance. Now I can't connect to the internet!'

  16. Or they couldn't get it to work.... by Numen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can just see me telling my boss...

    Me: "I had to shelve the clients project, sorry."
    Boss: "Why?!"
    Me: "Incompatabilities with Windows."

    My arse.

  17. Why am I not surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything designed to prevent the spread of bloated, malicious, performance-killing programs would have to be incompatible with Windows.

  18. Sounds like something already in SP2. by keiferb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    SP2, from what I understand, limits the number of outgoing connections a PC can make. Could it be that HP was just a bit too slow to market on this one? Why pay for a product that does something your OS is about to start doing for free?

  19. Viruses vs virii by leathered · · Score: 4, Informative

    Can we settle this once and for all?

    Virii is not a word in the English language; or any other language as far as I know.

    I recommend correctional facilities for those using the word 'virii'.

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    1. Re:Viruses vs virii by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1, Interesting

      How many people use the word ain't?
      How many people use alot?

      Just because many poeple use the word doesn't make it proper and all my English teachers have proven this to me when they used to take points away from my papers for using words that were infact not words.

      IMHO virii is a word construted by nerds here at /. to make themsleve appear smarter than the average person., but like I said thats just IMHO

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    2. Re:Viruses vs virii by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      I don't know your education, but in mine learning the difference between a worm and a caterpillar came a good few years before any option of learning Latin. If the choice of the brand new icon for articles involving worms is anything to go by, I doubt we are going to be seeing accurate Latin in stories anytime soon... ;)

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    3. Re:Viruses vs virii by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 4, Funny

      > I recommend correctional facilities for those using the word 'virii'.

      I think you mean "facilitii".

    4. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      English may not be static, but that doesn't mean every moronic new word gets to go in the dictionary either.

    5. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you don't know Latin. Big deal.

      That would be "biggus dealus".

    6. Re:Viruses vs virii by e9th · · Score: 1

      Virus is just an ordinary 2nd declension neuter. It would not have the plural virii.

    7. Re:Viruses vs virii by kfg · · Score: 1

      the difference between a worm and a caterpillar

      Ah. And I thought I actually might be the only one being vaguely bemused by the inch"worm". I also have to go out in the north 40 to check for Tomato Horn"worms" now and again (or at least I would if it had ever gotten hot enough to grow tomatoes this year).

      I misspent a deal of my youth on lepidoptery and fly fishing. Not everyone was so blessed.

      In any case, if you look in a dictionary you'll find that the term "worm" can properly be applied to caterpillars, although this usage is becoming archaic.

      KFG

    8. Re:Viruses vs virii by realdpk · · Score: 1

      How many people use goodbye? Oh, right, lots of people do!

    9. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Can we settle this once and for all?"

      Well, no. You can't.

      English is a decentralized and developing language. Refrences like dictionaries follow rather than lead.

    10. Re:Viruses vs virii by DeadSea · · Score: 1

      A dragon could also be a worm.

    11. Re:Viruses vs virii by Repton · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remember --- one virus, two virii, three viriii, four viriv ...

      Latin is easy!

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    12. Re:Viruses vs virii by kfg · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought of bringing that up, but I've been fairly effective at keeping them out of my garden and have found that they rarely match the hatch.

      Not to mention that fact that I don't have enough fur to tie one.

      KFG

    13. Re:Viruses vs virii by steveg · · Score: 1

      IMHO virii is a word construted by nerds here at /. to make themsleve appear smarter than the average person., but like I said thats just IMHO

      Nope. Not nerds.

      Wannabe nerds. Nerds are usually smarter than that.

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    14. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ain't Audio pronunciation of "ain't" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nt)
      Nonstandard

      1. Contraction of am not.
      2. Used also as a contraction for are not, is not, has not, and have not.

      Usage Note: Ain't has a long history of controversy. It first appeared in 1778, evolving from an earlier an't, which arose almost a century earlier as a contraction of are not and am not. In fact, ain't arose at the tail end of an era that saw the introduction of a number of our most common contractions, including don't and won't. But while don't and won't eventually became accepted at all levels of speech and writing, ain't was to receive a barrage of criticism in the 19th century for having no set sequence of words from which it can be contracted and for being a "vulgarism," that is, a term used by the lower classes, although an't at least had been originally used by the upper classes as well. At the same time ain't's uses were multiplying to include has not, have not, and is not, by influence of forms like ha'n't and i'n't. It may be that these extended uses helped fuel the negative reaction. Whatever the case, criticism of ain't by usage commentators and teachers has not subsided, and the use of ain't is often regarded as a sign of ignorance. But despite all the attempts to ban it, ain't continues to enjoy extensive use in speech. Even educated and upper-class speakers see no substitute in folksy expressions such as Say it ain't so and You ain't seen nothin' yet. The stigmatization of ain't leaves us with no happy alternative for use in first-person questions. The widely used aren't I? though illogical, was found acceptable for use in speech by a majority of the Usage Panel in an earlier survey, but in writing there is no acceptable substitute for the stilted am I not?

    15. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried counting to five but I was totally lacking verve...

    16. Re:Viruses vs virii by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Sorry, yes your right. Poor choice of words on my part,

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    17. Re:Viruses vs virii by curtoid · · Score: 1

      Ahem, you mean facilitae.

    18. Re:Viruses vs virii by IronBlade · · Score: 1

      Dictionary.com agrees with you!!

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=virus

      virus
      n. pl. viruses

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=virii

      No entry found for virii.

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    19. Re:Viruses vs virii by n2rjt · · Score: 1

      Viral changes to the language should indeed be avoided. I always cringed in the '80s when I heard "Vaxen". Blar!

    20. Re:Viruses vs virii by David+M.+Andersen · · Score: 1

      Not really. This link explains it quite well:

      http://web.archive.org/web/20040208152350/http://w ww.perl.com/language/misc/virus.html

      It doesn't really have a commonly-used Latin plural. Some believe it to be 4th declension. I haven't studied this stuff in almost a decade, so I am not sure.

    21. Re:Viruses vs virii by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      "Viri" is, and would be the proper Latin plural of "virus".

      Unfortunately, it is also the Latin form of "men".

    22. Re:Viruses vs virii by mikeage · · Score: 1

      If all words ending in -us were made plural with an i, wouldn't the plural of us be I?
      (ok, it would be ii, but that's just too much).

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    23. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      all my English teachers have proven this to me when they used to take points away from my papers for using words that were infact not words.

      Ah, would those be words such as poeple, infact , construted, themsleve, and thats?

      Sorry, too tempting :P

    24. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'facilitae' ? Oh no. sing: facilitas -> plural: facilitates.

      look here: http://www.thelatinlibrary.com/quintilian/quintili an.institutio10.shtml, para V.

    25. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So you don't know Latin. Big deal.

      It is, in fact, a very big deal.

    26. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ahem, you mean facilitae.

      I thought that meant easy women. No wonder I get slapped do often.

    27. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I tried counting to five but I was totally lacking verve...

      ... or you're just not vir enough.

    28. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Remember --- one virus, two virii, three viriii, four viriv ...

      Finally, a sensible answer.

    29. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Viri" is, and would be the proper Latin plural of "virus".

      Unfortunately, it is also the Latin form of "men".

      Did you much enjoy flunking Latin I?

      Or didn't they include the fourth declension at your school?

    30. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How many people use the word ain't?
      How many people use alot?

      Just because many poeple use the word doesn't make it proper and all my English teachers have proven this to me when they used to take points away from my papers for using words that were infact not words.

      How many points did they subtract when you wrote "poeple" or "infact"?

      In fact, the only thing they proved to you was that they thought dictionaries were prescriptive, rather than descriptive, a quaint concept at best.

    31. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...ain't was to receive a barrage of criticism in the 19th century for having no set sequence of words from which it can be contracted...

      ... am I not ...

    32. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even educated and upper-class speakers see no substitute in folksy expressions such as Say it ain't so and You ain't seen nothin' yet.

      Including upper class English people in the early part of the century. Along with dropping the g off of -ing. See Dorothy Sayers for the way Lord Peter Wimsey used these constructions.

    33. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make a valid point. On the other hand, people who think that using the term "virii" makes them look sophisticated and trendy are in fact a bunch of pretentious twats in sore need of re-educating with a clue-by-4.

    34. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If all words ending in -us were made plural with an i, wouldn't the plural of us be I?
      (ok, it would be ii, but that's just too much).

      No, words ending only in -us are pluralized to -i (taurus > tauri) .

      Words ending in -ius are pluralized to -ii (filius > filii).

      The preceding applies only to the second declension.

      In any case virus > virii is clearly out of the paradigm.

      Ideally, if first declension, virus > viri would be correct, notwithstanding the fact that viri is also the plural of vir -- no rule against two words having the same spelling.

      OTOH, if fourth declension, virus > virus would be expected.

      What's really needed here is for a lot of people to engage in de-clench-ion of their anus -es, -i, -us.

    35. Re:Viruses vs virii by DeadSea · · Score: 1
      How do you keep dragons out of the garden?

      I have an infestation of those pesky worms.

    36. Re:Viruses vs virii by kfg · · Score: 1

      Haven't seen a one since I planted the marigolds and snapdragons.

      KFG

    37. Re:Viruses vs virii by dabuk · · Score: 1
      It's not 4th declension though. It's a rare 2nd declension noun which has no plural at all.

      Since it never had a plural in latin, speculating on what its plural would look like is pointless. Just like this thread...

    38. Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facilitas Facilitates Facilius Facilitatem

    39. Re: Viruses vs virii by gidds · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That's a little different, though. That case was knowing, deliberate, playful -- an 'in joke' if you like. The users knew its standard English plural perfectly well, but chose to resurrect an older English plural form for interest's sake.

      Rather different from this case, which seems to result from pure ignorance.

      Personally, what really irks me is the use of a Latinate plural for a naturalised English word. English already has a perfectly good mechanism for indicating a plural, one that's used by the huge majority of its words. 'Virus' may have originated (in some form) in Latin, but it's been used in English for over half a millennium! Can't we consider it naturalised enough to take an English plural?

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    40. Re:Viruses vs virii by e9th · · Score: 1
      Yes, really. It took me a while to dig up my two good dictionaries, Oxford Latin Dictionary and Lewis & Short, A Latin Dictionary, (it's been a while for me, too), and they both show virus, -i. So does my dictionary of Aquinas' Latin.

      I agree that in English the plural is viruses. I was just saying that there is no justification for using virii based on its Latin origin.

    41. Re:Viruses vs virii by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      I haven't taken Latin I yet. Sorry. I'm pretty fluent in French (6 years, maybe?), and I can read Latin and figure out what it means.

  20. Not just HP.... by XavierItzmann · · Score: 3, Informative

    Though Apple has apparently designed a great OS for slowing the spread/proliferation of virii and reducing the impact of DoS attacks, it's all being shelved due to Windows IT staff job security.

    This is what today's Wall Street Journal said:
    So how can you get rid of spyware and how can you avoid it in the first place? One nearly surefire cure is to dump your Windows machine and buy an Apple Macintosh.
    http://ptech.wsj.com/archive/report-200408.html

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    1. Re:Not just HP.... by Izago909 · · Score: 0

      Yes, because security through obscurity works so well for Apple. Now, as soon as you see Apple with the market share of the Windows desktop you are going to see a boom in spyware, popups, viruses, and worms for the Mac. Say what you want about it being based on BSD, the only secure box is one that's unplugged.

    2. Re:Not just HP.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's viruses. "Virii" is not a word.

  21. Maybe nobody knows this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But SP2 for Windows XP already has this technology or something very similar to it built in. WAIT A MINUTE?! Linux DOESN'T have this tech. but Windows does?!?! Granted, there is obviously less need for it on linux machines.....NOW...but I'd feel safer if linux had it too.

  22. Linux routers by jmpvm · · Score: 1

    So ... Route all your outbound traffic through Linux routers with this tool installed?

  23. The obvious by ptaff · · Score: 1
    a great program for slowing the spread/proliferation of virii and reducing the impact of DoS attacks, it's all being shelved due to Windows incompatibilities.


    So, they are starting their own GNU/Linux distribution?

    Feel ready to own one or many Tux Stickers?
  24. What is the plural of virus? by pmhudepo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    viruses, according to http://dictionary.reference.com/help/faq/language/ v/virus.html

  25. Uh oh... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
    There's something amiss here:
    HP got Virus Throttler to work well in its labs with products using operating systems like HP-UX and Linux (news - web sites). However, the technology required changes to the way those operating systems run that HP couldn't duplicate on Windows systems, because "we don't own Windows," Redmond says.

    Does that imply that HP thinks they own Linux? I think we just figured out their new strategy to generate revenue in the future.

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    1. Re:Uh oh... by rusty0101 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope. It means HP feels that since Linux is Free Software (as in speach) and they do own HP-UX, they have every right to go through the Operating System source code, write and compile tht tools, utilities, and features they are interested in testing for both Linux and HP-UX, but they are unable to do the same for Windows, because Windows is neither their own product, nor is it an Open Source product that they can do these things with.

      The Network stack portion of Windows may be based upon one of the BSD varients, and as a result HP could very possibly test their ideas on all of the BSD varients and see if it works there as well, but there is no assurance that such a change would be possible to roll into Windows as an updated dll for netwroking, or any other fix.

      They are claiming to own HP-UX (and from my perspective there are welcome to keep it!) but they make no claims to owning Linux.

      Since they are shelving this idea, I doubt that the patchs, or source they wrote for these updates will ever be made available to the Linux community. Then again, perhaps they all ready have been, and I just don't know it.

      -Rusty

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    2. Re:Uh oh... by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      HP know very well that they don't own Linux. It was simply a not very well put way of saying they can't change Windoze because they don't control the source, but they can change Linux, as indeed can anyone with a valid and sensible contribution to make.

      I don't think there is the slightest danger of HP becoming the next SCOundrel, unless they want their share price to go the same way...... The SCOundrel strategy failed to generate revenue except from a few idiots who paid up, it would not have paid for one member of staff to be employed to collect the protection money. It was, and while SCO still exists, is simply a protection racket, and is self-defeating.

      But I think that like IBM, HP will indeed generate revenue from Linux.

    3. Re:Uh oh... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      as indeed can anyone with a valid and sensible contribution to make

      Slightly incorrect.
      Anybody can make modifications to Linux, and they are free to release the source (as indeed they must if they release the software).
      Only the valid and sensible contributions end up being rolled back into the main branches however :)

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    4. Re:Uh oh... by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      I was speaking of the main kernel tree. I do know how the GPL operates, etc. But mods that I make on my home PCs for example are unlikely to be accepted in the main tree, although this remains untested as so far the mods are to applications, I have not touched the kernel yet. Sooner or later I will need an oddball driver for some bit of hardware I have hacked together, but I don't see how code for a one-off bit of hardware would belong in the main tree. In that sense my contribution would not be valid and sensible, although it might be to me for my purposes.

      So, I will concede, I was ambiguous in my choice of words, and as you say, anyone can make modifications, sensible or not, and no doubt many do.

  26. Microsoft actually made some efforts in SP2 by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some changes to combat DDoS attacks:

    - TCP data cannot be sent over raw sockets.
    - UDP datagrams with invalid source addresses cannot be sent over raw sockets.

    Some changes to combat worms:

    - Updated TCP/IP stack to limit the number of simultaneous incomplete outbound TCP connection attempts. After the limit has been reached, subsequent connection attempts are put in a queue and will be resolved at a fixed rate. This only applies when connecting to unavailable hosts, for example worms like Sasser guessing where to spread to.

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    1. Re:Microsoft actually made some efforts in SP2 by Clovert+Agent · · Score: 1
      TCP data cannot be sent over raw sockets.


      Which is lovely so long as you aren't using tools like nmap, in which case you're screwed.


      But hey, SP2 was always going to breaks some apps - MS couldn't please everyone, and if tcp sends over raw sockets was being abused by lots of malware and a handful of useful tools, well...

    2. Re:Microsoft actually made some efforts in SP2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what's funny about the raw sockets thing, is that before XP came out security people where throwing a fit about about them. But MS supporters were all playing down the threat. Now that MS has "fixed" raw sockets, it is considered to be an advancement in security. I mean can we really trust a company that fixes something after directly ignoring people for years?

  27. Wasn't needed by jjoyce · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There's no such thing as virii.

  28. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by gbjbaanb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    true - it protects the internet at large from you. By limiting the number of connection attempts per second.

    So, once you're infected, your server fails to spread at a rate of 10,000 connection attempts per second, instead it spreads slowly, maybe 100 attempts per second? Would this actually do anything besides give your sysadmins a few extra seconds to patch your system?

    Wouldn't it be better to block the connection attempts instead, like with an outbound firewall? Maybe stop the app that was trying to connect unless authorised by the user (eg a P2P app)?

  29. A good idea- implemented in the wrong place by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't this be implemented at the switch or router? Thus making it impossible for the virus to disable (unless, of course, the computer being infected IS the router) and not requireing changes in workstation OSs?

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  30. /. needs a FAQ by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I think we should have a FAQ for /. that has some of the most common misconceptions and that way when some one uses something that is wrong we just point to the FAQ.

    So why don't we finally get this settled as I have seen it twice today. Am I correct when I say virii is not a word. At dictionary.com the plural for
    virus is viruses.

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  31. Great.. by manavendra · · Score: 1

    ..perhaps one of those rare instances where the enabler technology (the OS in this case), has actually throttled innovation!

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    1. Re:Great.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..perhaps one of those rare instances where the enabler technology (the OS in this case), has actually throttled innovation!
      Considering the enabler technology is Windows, I don't think it is so rare.

  32. You fail it! RTFA by temojen · · Score: 4, Informative

    No.

    HP got it to work on Linux and HPUX, but didn't have the source to Windows XP, and so couldn't implement it for windows.

    Someone else asks if they've ever heard of firewalls, but this technology is intended to stop worms once they're inside your lan.

    1. Re:You fail it! RTFA by TheSunborn · · Score: 1, Informative

      Zonealarm don't have any problem with blocking connections from the inside. It really don't require access to the source of windows.

    2. Re:You fail it! RTFA by onegear · · Score: 1

      Once again, as stated by another person, this product was to stop the spread of a virus once it's inside the firewall, etc.

      To all of you that loves complaining about HP, did you even read the article? Do you even know what this product was intended for? The reason this product didn't fly is because HP DID NOT have the source for Windows that they needed. This is NOT the fault of HP!

    3. Re:You fail it! RTFA by hitmark · · Score: 1

      the problem is that zonealarm is a software that runs on top of the os and can therefor be bypassed by another bit of os if it gets the chance, this is why only a dedicated hardware firewall is realy any good as there is no multitasking os to compromise and infect.

      there have allready been developed worms that disable norton products when it infects a windows pc.

      this trys to look for insane traffic patterns that you only get from a worm and kill it on a kernel level.

      question is, could they develop this as a small device that you hook up between the network card in the computer and the socket in the wall? or maybe build it into a new generation of scaled down "routers" that just scanns the packats and look for patterns (like 10000 new connections at ones to closely spaced ips) and then not drop the packets but hang on to some of them for a time so that the effect down the line is not so sever. maybe at the same time it could bounce a singla to a console that showed what mac (and with a list you know atleast what in-house computers) that is now suspected of being hit by a worm.

      point is that we need more proactive solutions like this. in fact we need to develop a computer imune system that acts mutch like our bodys own system. learning from unknown attacks and preventing future ones of similar type to happen without a human needing to look at at the attack and set up a useful solution.

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    4. Re:You fail it! RTFA by sootman · · Score: 1

      And the best way to keep viruses off your LAN in the first place is by creating a second network for PHBs and salesdorks with laptops. :-)

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    5. Re:You fail it! RTFA by deadtree9 · · Score: 1

      When I read the article I thought the same thing. If you build software into the switch / router / brouter / bridge , HP wouldn't need to worry about having OS source. The infected computer could be cut off from communication with the outside world until the machine was scanned and cleaned. Firewalls can do a great job of preventing worms from entering via the network. But they don't prevent the lusers from brining in disks from home, infected with the latest mydoom strain or whathavenot...

  33. Open source it by Hoodsen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This seems like a good idea that they just couldn't get to work. If they're just going to shelve it and not make a penny anyway, how about releasing the source code and see what the community can do with it? HP makes the same amount of money on it either way ($0), but this way they can get open source brownie points and maybe start something that could be useful down the line.

  34. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SP2 for XP already has this functionality built in...and yes..its more about protecting OTHER machines from you.

  35. Pre-emptive better than reactive? Sence when? by Derivin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    First off, this is not a troll.
    Im my experience it has always been easier to sell reactive solutions to DDoS, worms, and virii.

    Working on OpenVision*SecureMAX and Securify(kerberos) back at OpenVision (bought by veritas, products sold to PlatniumGroup, then who knows where), we had a very very hard time selling our prevenative security software (for all the *nix platforms of the time and Windows NT). Everyone wanted virus removal software. Even when Satan was released, people didn't want to have an audit of which machines were vulnerable in the company.

    I left the computer security buisness back in '97. At which point did it become easier to sell prevenative measures? Was it just this past year or two with all the outbreaks? Or did veritas make a huge mistake is selling off its aquired security products when it did?

    1. Re:Pre-emptive better than reactive? Sence when? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Viruses. "Virii" is not a word in English, Greek, Latin, or any other language.

    2. Re:Pre-emptive better than reactive? Sence when? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pre-emptive better than reactive? Sence when?

      Hey...It worked in Iraq...uuuhhh...right?

    3. Re:Pre-emptive better than reactive? Sence when? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      At which point did it become easier to sell prevenative measures? Was it just this past year or two with all the outbreaks?

      I would venture so. Three or so major virus incidents (such that they noticibly slow the entire internet) per year for the last three years gets people thinking.

      Most people wouldn't believe there is a problem until it slaps them upside the head. Much like road commisions don't do risk assessments of intersections until after several people die in accidents. Only after then does the commission feel compelled to do anything such as put in signs, clear excess branches or such.

      Many PHBs and owners of small businesses don't believe backups are necessary until after people have lost data, then they might blame the people maintaining the computer for losing the data when said people had been begging for proper backups for years.

      Same with UPSs. I think every desktop computer used for work of any value should have a UPS. Even for just one power outage a UPS can pay for itself.

    4. Re:Pre-emptive better than reactive? Sence when? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      what idiot PHB would refuse to allow a UPS, I have a crappy $35 UPS which has saved my ass several times during a power failure. Then again they wouldn't be PHB's if they didn't make stupid and expensive mistakes then proceed to blame someone else.

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  36. Re:VIRUSES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    potatoe potato, calm the fuck down.

  37. Bandwidth Limiting Howto by HermanZA · · Score: 1

    Well, I guess HP could not understand that howto guide on TLDP either...

  38. So will Microsoft pick up the ball? by erroneus · · Score: 1

    It was clear that the reason they couldn't make the technology work was because it required some changes to the core of various Windows operating systems. Will Microsoft make its own version of the technology?

    If so, will they patent it? :)

    I tend to think that the technology would be useful and should be implemented. Maybe HP can license the technology to Microsoft. Here's hopin'

    1. Re:So will Microsoft pick up the ball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Maybe HP can license the technology to Microsoft.

      Maybe someone in HP agreed to an MS EULA and now MS can use all this without bothering to ask HP for a licence.

  39. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by temojen · · Score: 1
    And, after such a failure, you're already 0wned. So, you really have nothing internal left to protect at that point, and all there is to protect is the outside world. If your IT house is already on fire, it's sure nice to want to protect the neighborhood, but who's going to pay for that in advance?

    Well, maybe only one machine on your LAN has been infected yet and you don't want them all to be.

  40. Does ZoneAlarm limit the number of by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    outbound connections per second? No, it doesn't, does it? That why they didn't just invent ZoneAlarm. It's not doing the same thing. Pretty obvious, really.

    1. Re:Does ZoneAlarm limit the number of by drawfour · · Score: 1

      If you can block _one_ outbound connection, you can block _any_, based on _any criteria_ you desire. See outbound connection, allow it, note time. See another outbound connection, note time. Compare times. If within some range, deny the outbound request. Or do the same with number -- 5 within 2 seconds. Whatever you want.

    2. Re:Does ZoneAlarm limit the number of by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

      True, but an application running on top of the OS just can't ever have the same features and security of a system integrated into the kernel itself. And without Microsoft's help, there's no way to do that. A ZoneAlarm-type program may just not live up to all that HP needed in order to make a quality, robust product.

    3. Re:Does ZoneAlarm limit the number of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft has helped 3rd party vendors in the past (ex: Diskeeper by Executive Software, installed a modified Windows NT kernel to allow NTFS defragging).

      I would say in this case, either Microsoft refused to help HP, or they offered help with conditions that were unacceptable to HP. No doubt the details of which are all under some sort of NDA...

  41. RE: VIRII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    VIRII!!! woot

  42. Yes, it is. For several reasons. by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Informative

    Did you read the article? They had it working on Linux and HPUX! So it wasn't just intended for Windows.

    Next, so what? Whether you can "blame" MS or not has nothing to do with /.worthiness.

    My favproite quote was ``"...we don't own Windws'', says Redmond.''

    My next favorite:
    ``Virus Throttling only springs into action after a virus has penetrated an organization's network, which made it "more difficult to sell," he says.''

    It's not a hard sell to a company that's just been brought to its knees! I was at [nevermind whom] when one of the major virii hit in 2001 (CodeRed? I forget). The network was literally unavailable for at least a day and a half, and this company's bloodstream was its network. If HP had walked in with Virus Throttler, they could have named about any price.

    At least, if it worked with Windows. 8^(

    That was the one time it didn't help much to have a non-Win system (we had plenty of Solaris, and some Linux and Mac systems). Because two many of us had the mandated Windows box. Even though everyone in my group was effectively immune, having turned off all the extra crap... But having a Solaris server did help; our group's SA put up a DNS server and a few other things, and we limped along better than most.

  43. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

    Well, maybe only one machine on your LAN has been infected yet and you don't want them all to be.

    That's where you pull the plug on the other machines and then kill your infection before you plug the others in.

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  44. Makes you wonder... by VeryProfessional · · Score: 1
    However, the technology required changes to the way those operating systems run that HP couldn't duplicate on Windows systems, because "we don't own Windows"

    Surely this could have been anticipated at the beginning of the project?

  45. Who said they didn't try? by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    The article didn't say anything to that effect. Maybe they did try, and Microsoft was uncooperative. Is it beyond the realm of possibility that Microsoft would be uncooperative in revamping their TCP/IP implementation?

  46. No, I'm New Here by New+Here · · Score: 0, Funny

    No, I'm New Here

    1. Re:No, I'm New Here by name773 · · Score: 1

      very clever, kudos :)

    2. Re:No, I'm New Here by ssstraub · · Score: 1

      Where are the mod points when you need them!

  47. In other news.... by jwcorder · · Score: 1
    I quit using diesel cause it wouldn't work in my gasoline engine.

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  48. Not necessarily by b00m3rang · · Score: 2, Informative

    It detects /changes/ in the traffic patterns. If your computer sends thousands of packets per second to port 6346, it can probably identify that as your usual traffic. If you suddenly start sending millions of packets to port 25 on various machines, that's out of the ordinary and can be throttled.

  49. You are all missing the point of this software. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virus Throttler is intended to alert the sysadmin to infected machines. Reducing the impact of the infection is useful, but not the only focus of the product.

  50. You dumbfuck by b00m3rang · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let's see you reverse engineer Windows to the point where your program can integrate seamlessly and reliably with the OS kernel and the networking stacks without any documentation or help from Microsoft.

    You think you're cute, but you're not.

    1. Re:You dumbfuck by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Easy enough to do...

      Their networking stack is fully documented (much better than Linux thank you very much) - All that is needed is a simple filter driver to catch packets going in/out - apply a policy to them, and poof - off you go.

      Anyone can go out and get a hold of the Windows DDK DDK Order Page

      It contains all the docs that you should need to do pretty much anything you need in the windows kernel. Now lets see you do the same thing with Linux - heck there isn't even a decent kernel debugger, unless you go with a third party and pray it gets maintained

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    2. Re:You dumbfuck by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      It's likely that HP felt it pointless to write driver-level software that a virus or other malware could easily disable. Rather than write something that plugs in to the Windows kernel, they probably wanted to develop a full replacement - something that a virus writer would be hard-pressed to undo. Without source, it would be impossible to write such a replacement and guarantee interoperability with the rest of Windows.

  51. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by temojen · · Score: 1

    If you notice the infection within 5 seconds.

  52. Incompatible ? by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    The whole reason it is incompatible is; it stops viruses, the most common Windows applications!

    Besides, when was the last time you got an email telling you to su to root and run make install on this code!

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  53. Of course by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    How could I be so blind? An OS which has no concept of permissions, where everything runs with superuser permissions couldn't possibly be more secure than one with rigid constraints on which processes can access what. The old 'market share' argument is a weak one.

    1. Re:Of course by Izago909 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damn you for making me defend MS. I can make an OSX box just as insecure as an XP box. It's all about ignorant users and default settings. That's why the market share argument works here. MS's setting, by default, are very weak, at best. If I replace my grandparents Dell with an iMac and security setting equivalent to XP's defaults, they still would break it.

    2. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could I be so blind?
      Easy, you are a Apple fanboy, hard headed, and stuck in your ways. Mac is your religion and you defend it like the crusaders.

      An OS which has no concept of permissions, where everything runs with superuser permissions
      So you are arguing over default settings? Funny, I thought NTFS had data encryption, and the OS multiple user profiles and ACL's, to name a few.

      couldn't possibly be more secure than one with rigid constraints on which processes can access what.
      You mean like Windows after turning on a couple security features that are off by default?

      The old 'market share' argument is a weak one.
      Weak as in you fail to realize the largest problem with Windows is it's default settings and largely un(der)educated user base.

    3. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's exactly the difference. It takes an experienced user to make Windows secure. It also takes an experienced user to make a Mac insecure. How many "ignorant users" would buy a Mac, and then spend an hour or so de-activating the firewall, changing the default permissions, and enabling the root account?

    4. Re:Of course by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

      FYI: I don't even own a Macintosh, but the default settings are part of what constitutes the OS. Sure, I can take an Amiga, and write all my own applications to make it is useful and secure as any other computer (maybe not as fast), but that's as much a band-aid as needing to manually restructure a Windows configuration to meet security needs. The same un(der)educated user base for Macintosh gets default granular security without 3rd party apps and registry tweaks. And at any rate, Windows is designed from the core to let all kinds of programs, browsers, and scripts do whatever they want to the OS and the registry. It makes development and operation easier, at the cost of security.

  54. HAH! by Photar · · Score: 1

    See! I knew it they're in bed with the virus makers! And Halliburton too I bet!

    Its not hard to find the connections, you just have to google them!

    http://www.commondreams.org/news2004/0310-11.htm

    Seriously, someone needs to make a game called 6 degrees of Halliburton. That would rock.

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  55. security incompatible with XP by hooqqa · · Score: 0

    How is this news?

  56. conflicts? by eegad · · Score: 1

    After unveiling cutting-edge technology for choking off the spread of viruses in March, Hewlett-Packard is quietly shelving the project, citing conflicts with Microsoft's Windows operating system, a company executive says.

    Wait... does the technology conflict with Windows? Or does choking off the spread of viruses conflict with Windows?

    *ba-boom-ching*

  57. What about all the machines on the same side by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    the router as the offending machine? Could be many thousand.

    1. Re:What about all the machines on the same side by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      If packets coming from the port the machine is on are slowed down, that means that they're slowed down before they get to the other ports on the router. And there are a lot more routers than you imagine- most likely less than 255 machines would be infected by packets stopped at the router (depending, of course, on the address segment that router covers), and all machines on a different router port would get the infection packets slowly, if at all. But this method is designed to slow virus proliferation, not stop it, so either way you'd still better have somebody on the ball as far as the infection goes.

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  58. What so special by neopara · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Network Throttling is nothing new, the honeynet project has been doing this for years.http://project.honeynet.org/tools/index.html Now they are using Inline Snort (Snort + IPtables) to make a signature base firewall. Essential a layer 7 firewall, but with the cool feature to modify packets and not just block them.

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  59. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably the best GNAA FP yet. I command you, good sirs, on a work well done.

  60. Sad, but... by tiger99 · · Score: 1
    .... fairly inevitable that it was too difficult to make it work reliably under the vilest piece of closed-source trash ever written.

    But there might have been another way, after all Zone Alarm manages to insert itself between the core of Windoze and the outside world (as presumably do all software firewalls, even the ones that don't work properly, like Symantec). I guess that would need code so radically different from the *nix version that it would be an entirely different thing.

    On the other hand, if you want to make a good security product, it is best to start with a stable, secure, fairly neat and tidy OS, not put it on top of Billware/Bugware/Bloatware. In fact that goes for any application, start with a stable underlying platform with a tidy API set, and the development costs are reduced enormously. Windoze programmers that I know tell me that productivity is abysmally low because they spend a lot of time writing conditional code to cope with the unique bugs and stupid API variations in every Windoze variant, together with system calls that don't actually work as documented, on the rare occasions that they are documented. All of this is largely unknown, and has been since about 1970, in the *nix world, where the basic API set is very consistent and in conformance with the documentation, which usually includes the Posix specs.

    1. Re:Sad, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you're old enough to have programmed on System III, System V, etc... don't even begin to talk about well-documented interfaces... ever try doing memory allocation, process-to-process communication; concurrent programming on an OS that varies depending upon the hardware it's on or worry about who's been "tweaking" the kernel?

      I would suggest that development under Windows is no different than under Linux. Programmers (the professionals, not the wannabes) learn what available languages there are, what the OS peculiarities are, and they go from there without all the whining.

      Develop some more experience, or at last find some better informed friends.

    2. Re:Sad, but... by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      Windoze programmers that I know tell me that productivity is abysmally low because they spend a lot of time writing conditional code to cope with the unique bugs and stupid API variations in every Windoze variant, together with system calls that don't actually work as documented, on the rare occasions that they are documented.

      Well now, that's very interesting. Abysmal, is it? These "Windoze programmers" that "you know", what exactly do they do in "Windoze", mmmm?

      Did I tell you that I know these Leenucks programmers that that tell me their productivity is abysmal because of unique bugs and stupid widget variations, blah blah. And it's true, you know. I said so.

      "Windoze". How cute. It makes you sound utterly retarded though, never mind your slightly apocryphal stories about "programmers you know".

      vilest piece of closed-source trash ever written

      Isn't it indeed. The dregs of Bashdork never cease to amaze me.

  61. Looks like a kludge anyway by Ozwald · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Slowing the OS? Sounds like that's already in XP SP2... kidding.

    But really, I believe the concept of virus scanners and throttler's such as this are a temporary patch to a problem, not a solution. What if instead of putting on a governor on the IP stack, the OS or a router down the line detects these types of problems. The infected OS is alerted and optionally suspends the attacking process until it is cleared by the user or administrator.

    Some ISP's do something simular. One emails the user saying that they may have a virus because of large number of SMTP connections. I think that's a decent start.

    Oz

    1. Re:Looks like a kludge anyway by tiger99 · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Good point. I wish all ISPs would be required by law to do something like that because it would catch the spammers as well as certain types of virii and trojans.

      It is a bit like the algorithms used by some mobile phone networks to detect that your phone has been stolen, and block its use, by detecting a very abnormal usage pattern.

      But the ultimate answer is to sub-contract the suppression of virii etc to the RIAA, after all they have shown how (not!) to tackle minor amounts of illegal file copying.....

      :-)

  62. Here we go again: the virii-case. by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This *always* happens on slashdot when 'virii' is mentionned. It's worth noting, however, that the protests when encountering the word 'virii' are getting less frequent and not as fast as they used to be. A tell-tale sign that, even here, it's slowly becoming accepted. After all, immer more artcles and posts make use of it, outside the pure scriptkiddie/leet speaking populace. Let's face it: it's getting commonly used and well on it's way to some day reach dictionary status. But in the meantime, you always will have those that opose it.

    A whole bunch of "It's latin", "no, it's not", "it's slang", "no it's not" posts will pop-up like mushrooms.

    While I agree that it's not correct latin, and I understand that some people have difficulties with the 'correctness' of it, it really doesn't matter one bit as to the validity of a word.

    1)Language 'lives'; it changes with the passing of time.

    2)Slang is not 'inferior' or 'wrong'; it are just words that are used in a subculture.

    3)Words of a subculture can and have become 'mainstream'

    4)In the past, english (as many other languages) has been 'corrupted' with equally 'wrong' words...yet we use them today as if they always have been correct, mostly not even being aware that once they were considered stupid, wrong, grammatically incorrect, foreign, nonsensical, inferior, ridiculous, the result of laziness, plain misspelled, etc.

    Yet they are *all* considered mainstream english now! So, let's face it, there is *no* objective mechanism where you can say; this word has no place in our language or not.

    If it's understood and used in this language, then ipso facto, it *IS* part of that language.

    Now, anyone understands what is meant by 'virii' and more and more people/posts use the term virii, with purpose, even beyond their 1337 roots.

    So it really is silly to fulminate that virii is not a word; it is used as one, it is understood as one, and it even has left it's pure sub-culture 1337 roots behind so that now it's actually becoming slowly mainstream. So what, in a year or 5, it may end up in the dictionary, as so many 'non-existent' words before it...and what will be the the contra-argument then?

    Why, in another 20 years most persons won't even know anymore that it was once considered as 'non-existent' or 'wrong'. They will use it, as we use all those other words where people fulminated against, just as with they will with new, totally wrong words that will pop-up. That's what it means when we say a language lives, after all.

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    1. Re:Here we go again: the virii-case. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You used to sell used cars, right? New words come into being when existing word(s) are inadequate, imprecise or a "subculture" is wanting to be "different" (consider ebonics). When correct words exist in a language, to use otherwise exhibits ignorance or disdain. I'm frankly trying to understand your thinking and that of the site. On the one hand they scream for standards, but on the other, they prefer to extend their middle digit in the face of standard English.

    2. Re:Here we go again: the virii-case. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      l337, of course, is proper latin.

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    3. Re:Here we go again: the virii-case. by estes_grover · · Score: 1

      Heck - if cromulent can get a chuckle what's so bad about virii?

    4. Re:Here we go again: the virii-case. by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Virtually everyone who uses the word "virii" uses it because they misapplied the radius -> radii rule. Thus not admonishing people for using the word "virii" increases the general acceptance of misapplying language rules in ignorant or confusing ways.

      Now I understand that languages change; but saying "virii" instead of "viruses" is a STUPID change, and I want it to stop. I'm perfectly willing to let good changes come along (like being able to use "they" as the third-person non-gender-specific singular), but I'm going to do my damnedest to put a stop to "virii."

      To everyone who says "virii": You sound like an uneducated rube. It's "viruses," not "virii." Cut it out.

      Yes, languages change, and I have just as much right to try to stop people from changing the language as they do to try to change it. We'll see who wins.

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    5. Re:Here we go again: the virii-case. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet they are *all* considered mainstream english now! So, let's face it, there is *no* objective mechanism where you can say; this word has no place in our language or not.
      Yes there is, it is called a dictionary, but that being said the dictionary does change to incorporate "new" words

    6. Re:Here we go again: the virii-case. by Darby · · Score: 0

      Now I understand that languages change; but saying "virii" instead of "viruses" is a STUPID change, and I want it to stop.

      I'm with you.

      I'm from SoCal, and I'll verb a noun with the best of them and make up whole new scabble words, but this is just dumb, because it's not even arguably a correct transformation.

      The real reason it's not even a reasonable attempt at being cool is that there is no fricken way to pronounce it without sounding like a fucking retard. Seriousy, try it. If you can post a wav of you saying that and not sounding like an idiot, I'll send you a buck.

    7. Re:Here we go again: the virii-case. by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      "Virtually everyone who uses the word "virii" uses it because they misapplied the radius -> radii rule."

      No, they don't. Maybe it started that way, but most now either are well aware it's not correct 'latin', or they don't know nor care about the classical rule.

      What, you think the poster that used virii here unknowingly 'missapplied' a latin rule for making it plural? I don't think so. I bet he was well aware of the issues surrounding the word.

      And maybe you are not aware of it, but english (and allmost all other languages) are stuffed with verbs and other words which, at one time, were considered abhorent and totally wrong too. So it's not like this is the one ultimate exeption. Yet, you all use these words without any problems, mostly not even aware that they were considered a linguistic horror in the past.

      And ofcourse you can try to stop it.

      But that's like trying to stop people from going to 'the passion of Christ'; the more you tell people it's disgusting and shouldn't be watched, the more people go and watch. You are, in this respect, in a natural disadvantage: the more people talk about 'virii', even in a context of not wanting to accept the use of it, the more it *is* used, and the more likely it becomes that it will become mainstream.

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    8. Re:Here we go again: the virii-case. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if lots of us insist on treating people who say or write "Virii" in the same way as if they'd said "Compootar" or "Intynet" then most of them will stop it. Most humans need a lot of peer approval to feel good about themselves. I withhold peer approval from inane distortions of language.

      Also, just because my circle of _friends_ often say "Interweb" when we're together doesn't mean that we would use that non-word in a public forum where people won't get the joke, any more than we'd write "I need a wireless fish" (fish in our micro-dialect means a console game controller) or call Microsoft's language "C hash".

      Like the poster to whom you're replying, I respect the ongoing process of change in a language, and I'm conscious that I have influence over that change. Further, I know that language shapes the people who use it, and I don't want to live among the type of losers who think "virii" is the new "boxen".

    9. Re:Here we go again: the virii-case. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm from SoCal, and I'll verb a noun with the best of them and make up whole new scabble words, but this is just dumb, because it's not even arguably a correct transformation." But it sounds so cute! Like saying "boxes" instead of boxes, or using the plural "mouses" for computer mice. "The Liberal Media [airamericaradio.com] Finally a response to ignorant hatemongerers." I've listened to Franken, Your description should say "a response BY ignorant hatemongers". Besides, the liberals already dominate TV news and FM news radio. Is it so bad to leave just one media sector (AM) to the right-wingers?

    10. Re:Here we go again: the virii-case. by danimrich · · Score: 1

      Ok, let's just mention the version that is correct according to latin grammar-"viri".

      Of course, most spelling errors pose no hindrance to understanding a text, but in absence of other information people tend to judge the professionality of a company or an individual by the spelling in letters, resumés et cetera.

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  63. Windows IT staff job security? by theblacksun · · Score: 1

    As a member of an "IT staff" my job security is not guarenteed through Windows. Even macs gets trashed buddy. I know idiot users who can screw up a well built G4 3 times a week. Although virii and general instability are not as huge of issues, I'm 100% sure that if the market shares of mac and windows were reversed, the recent spyware boom would be on that platform.

    That's where IT time is going these days, cleaning up bloody messes because John Q. User wants a poorly drawn monkey dancing in the corner.

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  64. use as a firewall by chuckfucter · · Score: 1

    Why don't they rethink it a little bit and possibly make it an add-on for a hp-ux firewall with IDS. Possibly having the firewall throttle the connections to the net with a super sexy IDS attached, market the whole thing as the best business solution ever and profit. Or was there other things about this software that they forgot to mention so they will just use microsoft as an excuse.

  65. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by Bri3D · · Score: 1

    It's called an exponent. If you only infect 100 machines, then they only infect 100, that's only 10100 machines infecteted. If you infect 10,000 and then them 10,000 that's a LOT more.

  66. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Wait a second. This doesn't really protect internal networks as much as it protects the Internet from your-machine-gone-mad.

    That's not true. It should also slow the infection's spread on your own network.

    Does anyone else think it's funny that slowing the spread of viruses is incompatible with Windows?

  67. Re: there are many BACKDOORs for M$ and FBI. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    0xF00F0E08 (undoc call ID#023929) send_raw_winsock
    0xF00F0E0A (undoc call ID#023930) execute_raw_winsock
    0xF00F0E0D (undoc call ID#023931) running_listen_raw_winsock_hidden
  68. Kind of Funny really by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A program to slow the spread of viruses and it does not work on Windows. So basically, if you can run this program you will (by nature of not running windows) not contribute to the spread of viruses and worms. BRILLIANT!

  69. Re:Yes, it is. For several reasons. by tonyr60 · · Score: 1

    " Did you read the article? They had it working on Linux and HPUX! So it wasn't just intended for Windows."

    I wonder if we are not missing something here.

    HP developed the product and made it work on HPUX and Linux. But most servers HP sells run Windows OSes. An HP app that only runs on a minority of servers sold is not going to be poular with marketing.

  70. Thanks Sr. BackDoor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What if OOssaamaa BBeenn LLaaddeenn erases 100 millions of northamericans' PCs.

    Go quickly OOssaamaa BBeenn LLaaddeenn!!!

    Hehehehe, 1 vs 100millions.

    The guiltyies are M$, F.B.I., N.S.A., D.o.D., Bill Gates, Bush, ...

  71. Who says MS didn't say wait for Longhorn... by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 1

    For all we know, Microsoft said that they're not planning on making MORE changes to their OS, even for such a good cause.

    They may have said, "See you in 2005-2006" and that's why HP put it back in the lab, instead of just outright cancelling the project and deleting the source code. (Which is the implication your post makes.)

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  72. Turgid Anti-Intellectualism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a load of codswallop [1] from a fopping squeeshbobbler [2]. Bite it [3], you knob [4].

    [1] Slang for a well-reasoned argument.

    [2] Slang for meticulous researcher.

    [3] Slang for good work.

    [4] Slang for knob. Language drift takes time.

  73. Already in XP by coolsva · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This feature is already in XP SP2 here Basically, if a program demonstrates worm like behavious, windows makes the network connectivity slower. One of the many steps in the right direction (I'm a very happy linux user, but don't want to always blame MS for all evil).
    Perhaps, HP got it a bit too late, unfortunately, thats how software market is. Unless HP was sure they have a better product, no point in competing with something the OS offers now.

  74. I have seen this before by aled · · Score: 1

    Aoba: No it's taken over Melchior and it's hacking into Balthasar!
    Hyuga: Fast! Too fast!
    Aoba: The calculation speed is incredible!
    Ritsuko: Change the login mode! Change synchronisation code, to every fifteen seconds!
    Aoba: Roger.
    Hyuga: Yes ma'am.
    Fuyutsuki: How much time did we buy?
    Aoba: At least two hours, I think.

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    "I think this line is mostly filler"
  75. newbies to slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...have no idea it is a haven for a hate group...

    try discussing real solutions, helpful ideas, instead of spouting FUD and propaganda like a buncha 12 year old monkey spanking nerds and the confusion would go away.

  76. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by thephotoman · · Score: 1

    Actually, in a cyberverse where such connection rates are possible, slowing down the exponential spread, even if it only buys two or three seconds to get the system offline, would be somewhat effective in containing a worm or DDoS attack attempt. Those involved with network administration have to be quick on their feet anyway to unplug machines doing such things.

    Of course, the problem is that these machines have been comprimised, and it's damn near impossible to unpwn a machine without formatting the hard drive. (Of course, if one must format the hard drive due to remote pwnership, one might as well switch to Linux or a BSD.)

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  77. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a box is infected and misbehaving it's _everybody else_
    who has to control it. Why did they think their
    s/w would continue to work once a virus was in place on the same host ?

    To spout about this with the term of more intelligent solutions
    perhaps tells us HP have lost the plot.

  78. In related news... by ryen · · Score: 1

    "In swift action by Microsoft and their developers /A> released a new product called VirusThrottler.NET to help stop the spread of viruses.

    Microsoft credits HP for the heads up and inspiration."

  79. patch by drg55 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they could add a patch that deletes windows operating systems and installs a new one.

  80. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If your IT house is already on fire, it's sure nice to want to protect the neighborhood, but who's going to pay for that in advance?

    The neighborhood would want to pay for that. Really, we're talking about people who already can't figure out how to operate windows update or install firewalls of their own, they certainly aren't going to buy this because they don't care. But, when their ISP gives them a nice shiny CD that just happens to include this, they'll chuck it onto the machine with the rest of the junk ISPs give you. Think AOL, SBC Yahoo's self-install CD, Roadrunner.

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  81. Just let me throw out an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why not sell a $60 network card that has a built in hardware firewall that could do something like this?

    It could run embedded linux on a very low cost, low power embedded processor.

  82. SNAFU by Tony-A · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else think it's funny that slowing the spread of viruses is incompatible with Windows?

    Situation Normal All Fxxxed Up.

    Just one of the ways you know Microsoft has never been serious about security.
    The best security is when your own people are aware of what's going on and are in a position to put a stop to stuff going on that shouldn't be going on. The problem's not getting a virus, it's passing it on to a bunch of unsuspecting friends and neighbors.

  83. sure it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    what is the definition of a "word" ?
    A sound or a combination of sounds, or its representation in writing or printing, that symbolizes and communicates a meaning and may consist of a single morpheme or of a combination of morphemes.

    ok so do you understand the information or "meaning" that the word "virii" conveys ?

    if you do then it's job is done, it is a word by definition, like it or not.

    i don't think "color" is a word or "aluminum" but a lot of Americans will disagree

  84. Virii is not a word. by tonyray · · Score: 1

    Enough said.

  85. If Microsoft was wiling to actually fix Windows... by argent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Virus Throttler slows the spread of virus and worm attacks by limiting the network destinations that a virus-infected computer can attempt to connect to each second, according to HP.

    HP could have done it by implementing their own network stack, the way VPN and private firewall software vendors do, but it would be much easier if Microsoft was willing to play along.

    But then if Microsoft was willing to work with anyone else on fixing Windows, they'd be better of if they started with the many many features of Windows that actively encourage the spread of viruses instead of messing about with half-measures like this. Instead of crippling the OS so it can't do occasionally useful and sometimes vital operations (as Microsoft themselves are doing in XP SP2, don't forget) they should start by splitting IE into a safe HTML-rendering engine and a web-browser that uses it but takes control of its own security...

  86. HP must be kidding... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is obviously HP just trying to rail microsoft. I find it utterly ridiculous that HP is saying that they're not able to do something that many many people are doing. Writing an NDIS driver to hook a network device's ip stack while not the most pleasant thing to do with win32, is quite possible. As has been pointed out, many software firewalls take this exact approach.

    The only thing a silly package like this is going to do is to fuck us in the end. Currently most viruses are happy running in user space and doing their thing. The last thing we need is virus writers getting off their asses and start fighting with products like this in kernel space so they can do whatever it is that they need to. Honestly the virus writers have gone easy on everyone so far. While it's not the best, documentation for doing some pretty awful things to the nt based kernel exists. Things such as hooking the various system calls to open an entire world of nasty things. For example think of a virus that was able to completely hide itself from a virus scanner. Once you can hook system calls, hiding yourself (for real) in memory and on the filesystem becomes a relatively straightforward task.

  87. Re:Yes, it is. For several reasons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You're kidding right? You're completely neglecting the low-end server market that is dominated (as far as HP is concerned) by PA-RISC systems running HPUX.

  88. Sounds like a good application for home routers by n2rjt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If HP or somebody would modify the approach, it would work well in a home router, without having to modify any O.S. outside the router.

    The software would need to monitor every IP address on the LAN for viral indications, and then kick into throttle mode only for the indicated IP address.

    It wouldn't take too much CPU or memory to monitor 1-10 IP addresses, but it might be prohibitive for 100-1000.

  89. How I stopped mass-mailing worms on Windows.... by iamcf13 · · Score: 1
    From the article:


    "Worm solutions are an all-or-nothing thing. If your worm defense is going to work and work evidently, so your CEO doesn't notice, it can't be piecemeal or incremental,"

    -- Tom Ptacek, product manager at Arbor Networks of Lexington, Massachusetts, a network security technology company.


    My approach filters out or 'renders harmless' ALL mass-mailing email malware. It only has 2 flaws:

    1) The Windows registry setting affecting '.txt files' must not be compromised.
    2) The user must not rename decoded email file attachments unless they know for sure the file is not malware. If the attachment is/contains malware, renaming it (and clicking on it) will run the malware and compromise the computer system.
  90. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    the fault in that arguement is that the virus that infects 10,000 will saturate the available pool of vulnerable machines faster and often be easier to eradicate due to it's agressive nature.

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    Snowden and Manning are heroes.
  91. Fair enough, by b00m3rang · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just have a hard time believing that if it were that easy that HP couldn't figure it out. Companies I've worked for in the past have had to completely re-engineer a Kernel to gain all the functionality required to manipulate all aspects of the IP implementation and the way it interacts with the other layers of the OS to achieve the performance, security, routing, etc. required for the application. This isn't possible without Windows source code, which is not available. I wouldn't think the scenario they describe is out of the realm of reasonability.

    1. Re:Fair enough, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Diskeeper by Executive Software installed a patched Windows NT kernel to allow defragging NTFS partitions. So? Well it just goes to show that it *is* possible to modify just about any aspect of Windows' functionality. I would guess that in this case, Microsoft decided they didn't want to give that much info / cooperation to HP, though.

    2. Re:Fair enough, by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
      I haven't run across something that couldn't be done with what is publicly available from Microsoft. For that matter - as you look at the longhorn networking stack, it is engineered to allow network offload traffic.

      Theoretically - you could plug a software implementation into this, and completely replace the Microsoft networking stack (it is actually engineered for TOE engines)

      What I am betting is that HP research tried a few prototypes, but couldn't figure out how to make money with it, so convieniently shelved it. Lots of work gets cancelled that way - not Microsofts fault.

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    3. Re:Fair enough, by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      Executive Software is the company which makes the defrag code for Windows 2000 (and XP, 2003 I assume also). Their link to Windows 2000 and Scientology made Win2K almost illegal in Germany. Germany demanded a special version as Scientology is classified an illegal cult there.

      In Windows 3.x it was Symantec who made many utilities (look in the about boxes and when starting the programs, "undelete" and defrag for example).

      Just think when you are buying the third-party apps (SystemWorks) you are getting registered versions of the trialware that came pre-loaded with Windows.

      This, to me, is a strong case for any GNU system. Make the kernel and utilities GPL and sell the fancy stuff (like games, work applications).

  92. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by Da+Web+Guru · · Score: 1

    That's where you pull the plug on the other machines and then kill your infection before you plug the others in.

    Uh, no. Assuming that you even know immediately which machines are owned, you can't just go pulling 50 (100? 250? 1,000???) other machines off the network. You have to worry about servers (with uptime requirements) and workstations, probably in different offices/server rooms, probably on different floors, in different buildings, maybe even in different cities. Not to mention the fact that all of those hacked machines will constantly try to reinfect each other and will completely kill off all of your internal network bandwidth (don't even think about your uplinks to the internet). You need an automated tool to deal with this, and it needs to be running on *all* of your machines. It may not stop the initial infection, but it will allow your office to keep working without everything going offline at once.

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    --guru

  93. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

    Upon me actually RTFA, this isn't home use software. The old "unplug the cable" trick doesn't scale well in the environment you described.

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  94. But Windows is just as easy to use by Dwonis · · Score: 1
    ... if not easier to use than Linux or *BSD!

    Except, of course, if you're a programmer.

  95. You poor sad little troll..... by tiger99 · · Score: 1

    .... wasting all your time programming for a trash OS.

    1. Re:You poor sad little troll..... by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      Oh my god, that's quite the quippy and disarming comeback. You totally took care of me there, didn't you.

      Say hi to all your "friend programmers" who code in "Windoze" for me, mmmkay?

  96. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by Shirotae · · Score: 2, Insightful

    HP owns two class A networks (15.* is old HP's, and 16.* is old DEC's which came with the Compaq merger). If you have that much network of your own, you want to suppress infected machines in order to defend your own network. It's not the Internet they are trying to defend. Other companies with big networks may also have similar problems, so they are the potential customers for this technology.

    I suspect that the problem is not that HP can't get something to work on some particular Windows configuration, but that they can't create a commercially viable product that can be deployed to all kinds of corporate Windows desktops without an XP SP2 kind of incompatibility nightmare. Remember that it's the corporates who are holding back on SP2 because of compatibility issues, and no sane company wants to stare into that support black hole with no control over the main engines.

    Note also that the article did not say that HP were abandoning the work, it is going back into the labs and they are looking for other ways to use it.

  97. Augh!!! by severoon · · Score: 1

    Please tell me this article summary doesn't use the word virii !!!

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  98. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Wait a second. This doesn't really protect internal networks as much as it protects the Internet from your-machine-gone-mad. That is to say, this product's operation assumes your anti-virus security measures have already failed you, and you've got a server making attack attempts outbound on the world at large. This would kick in and shut down that server's attempted attacks.

    And if it were installed on individual clients, it would protect your own internal network as well.

  99. Best thing they can do now... by sad_ · · Score: 1

    ... is release the code and not let this program get to waste. it seems they already spend a lot of time on it, it would be silly to just shelve it.

    ofcourse, i don't buy the story. i'm not sure why they stopped developing though. and wouldn't HP be one of those 'partners' that has access to the windows code?

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  100. Can't we all just get along -- Re:Viruses vs virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If all words ending in -us were made plural with an i, wouldn't the plural of us be I?
    (ok, it would be ii, but that's just too much).

    Clearly the way out of this conundrum was determined long ago, as follows:


    A keeper at the London zoo wrote to a colleague at the Bombay zoo, "I would like to order two of your mongooses for my zoo."

    He looked at what he had written, tossed it out and re-wrote, "I would like to order two of your mongeese for my zoo."

    He looked at what he had re-written, tossed it out and re-re-wrote, "I would like to order a mongoose of yours for my zoo. While you're at it, please send me another one."

  101. virii ! by rozz · · Score: 0, Redundant

    few quotes from http://www.ofb.net/~jlm/virus.html
    " ...
    what's the classical plural of virus? The simple answer is that there wasn't one. The longer answer follows. ...
    Latin already had a word *VIRI*, but it was the nominative plural not of virus (slime, poison, or venom), but of vir (man)... Such hanky panky would certainly get you talked about, and probably your hand slapped as well.

    Those confused souls who write *VIRII* are tacitly positing the existence of the non-word *virius, and declining it as though it were like filius. ...
    Virii is still completely silly, so don't do that; otherwise, everyone will know you're just a blathering script kiddie. ...
    Trying to find a plural for something that didn't take a plural ... or at least, one for which no plural is classically attested, is a fruitless endeavour.
    Best to stick with English and use *VIRUSES*.
    "

    please stop the virii !

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    1. Re:virii ! by Arimus · · Score: 1

      Why not just do the same as sheep and not bother pluralising the word at all....

      1 sheep, many sheep, 1 virus, many virus

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  102. hacker at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These guys look like they know what they're doing: hackers at work

    Shame they seemed unable to keep google from spidering their IRC logs!!

    (You can view them all in google's cache -- well, right up until around 16 Aug 2004)

  103. Viruses vs virii vs viri vs vira by pla · · Score: 0

    Virii is not a word in the English language; or any other language as far as I know.

    Actually, you have it technically correct, but for the wrong reason.

    The correct plural of "virus", as a neuter third declension, comes out to "vira". "Virii" would result from the masculine second declension of "virius", a non-word.

    "Viri" could conceivably count as correct, though only if "virus" has a gender, which it does not (at least not in Latin). And even with a gender, if you consider it fourth declension rather than second, "virus" would count as its own plural, pronounced with a long "u" sound.


    Now, if you want to consider "virus" as a "pure" English word (since we pronounce it differently than the Latin anyway), you could use "viruses". But, you have to consider that approach as a double-edged sword, because by the exact same argument, "virii" suddenly becomes a perfectly valid irregular plural!


    So you can argue against "virii". If you do so, however, you cannot favor "viruses" without contradicting your own best supporting argument.


    Therefore, as the only really supportable plural of "virus", we have "vira". That has its own problems (of a more historical nature than grammatical), but it would count as the "most" correct form.

  104. May block game browsers by AnotherScratchMonkey · · Score: 1

    Many games and game server finder utilities such as qstat, GameSpy, and All-Seeing Eye send out an initial request to a "master server" to get a list all available game servers, then send a query to each such server to get its current status. A given game server might operate on an arbitrary port, and some hosts run multiple game servers on different ports. For a popular game this can result in a flood of UDP packets flung far and wide across the Internet to seemingly-random ports. One would somehow need to inform the Virus Throttle that this was legitimate activity.

  105. virii? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The word is was and will be viruses. Virii is a made up bastardization of the word virus from a Latin root. I don't care what Ken "Caesar" Fishbrain says, it is not neoclassical Latin (his excuse)

  106. Re:Microsoft's fault? More like the almighty buck' by menace3society · · Score: 1

    Maybe, you have sensitive data on your computers and you don't want some uberkiddie from East Germany broadcasting random bits from your computer all over the internet. To this date, there are no examples of such a thing occurring, but there's no reason why someone couldn't modify any standard virus to include big chunks of private database info with whatever else it's screaming about. Duh!

  107. viriian thoughts by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    I doubt your first argument is true. The words that were considered abhorent misuses of language in the past weren't stopped, apparently, by the witholding of approval.

    Ofcourse, it's difficult to say the succes rate of such a thing, because words that would be stopped in that way aren't around to be counted anymore, obviously.

    But at any rate, it's fair to say that witholding approval isn't that effective, otherwise a whole lot more of formerly wrong words would not have made it.

    What is far more detrimental, is the widespread use of the word, and in that option, speaking of 'virii', even in a negative way, contributes to this.

    You other example eludes me (as an argument). Of course when you use a word only locally, it won't get mainstream, that's a given in the 'duh' area. and probably other people would noot get the inside joke...but, what? Do you think all words that started as insidejokes and got mainstream are now still recognised as insidejokes?

    I really fail to see your argument with this. If 'Interweb' was widely used, and people understood what was meant by it, then, yes, it could become a regular 'real' word too. So what's your point?

    As for your last paragraph, it's true that in some sense, evryone has an influence...but let's face it, it's more like saying 'I influence the weather'. Everyone influences the weather in some small part, and maybe even in a big way, as demonstrated by the chaos-theory, but oàne can't really direct it, and one can't really know the measure of influence, so the point is rather accademical.

    As for your less then dignitory feelings and remarks about users of the word 'virii', that's just it: it spread well beyond the mere use of the so-called 'losers'. It's true it's still not mainstream, but it's equally true it has left its roots of scriptkiddies and leet-speaking geeks behind.

    But, even if you were right, it doesn't make of a consistent argument against it. Do you have any idea, how many words have roots in the subburbs, subcultures by hoi palloi that couldn't speak a proper sentence and were, back then, considered far worse then mere geeky losers?

    Yet, those words today are mainstream, and often lack the degenatory context it once had. So, while you may think it's a sign of losers and idiots today, within ten years it can be easily considered the standard word for computerviruses, and nobody in the future may see it in the negative image of 'losers' anymore, just as we don't see many words in a negative light anymore, even when they did, back when they started.

    All by all, there is no logical argument given as yet, why it would or should be impossible, to incorporate virii in the mainstream language, once it is used widely and people understand what is meant by it. History shows us that the first has happend many times, and for the second it would mean you couldn't use a LOT of words if you wan't to remain consistent with your own viewpoint.

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