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Astronaut Wants Space Program With No Frills

colonist writes "A veteran astronaut wants less comfort and more exploration for future missions. British-born astrophysicist Michael Foale has clocked up 374 days in space, more than any other American astronaut. Foale said, 'We need lean and mean spaceships with no frills', such as toilets or kitchen. However, he would like better oxygen-producing systems for the space station. Foale also talked about the Russians: they played 'some sort of Russian folk song. I'm not so sure it calmed me a lot.' As Foale boarded the Soyuz, an official kicked him in the back: a Russian launch tradition. From space, Foale saw a large black cloud over the Middle East: smoke from a bombed oil pipeline in Iraq."

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  1. unsure by networkBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not sure what I think of no toilets :-|
    -nB

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    1. Re:unsure by jeephistorian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not sure what I think of no toilets

      Might explain the need for better oxygen producers!

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    2. Re:unsure by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

      No toilets mean they get where they are going quicker. The hard part is trying not to do the peepee dance the whole way.

    3. Re:unsure by Ayaress · · Score: 5, Informative

      I read Deke Slaton's book about the Apollo missions, and the way they described the bathroom situation on the early missions was downright scary. Basically, you have a tube that you clamp on your dong, and a plastic baggie that you flypaper to your ass. And you don't even want to know what they had to do to disinfect the bags. For a good six weeks after reading Moon Shot, I couldn't put my sandwitches in plastic bags.

    4. Re:unsure by ImaLamer · · Score: 5, Funny
      Actually, doesn't sound too bad.

      Can I get one for my computer chair?

    5. Re:unsure by renderhead · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quicker? Not if they have to keep stopping at gas stations along the way!

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  2. Well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sice when did being able to take a dump become a 'frill'?

    1. Re:Well? by nuclear305 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Back in my day...we simply had to hold it until we got back to Earth. You kids and your weak bladders/intestines.

    2. Re:Well? by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 4, Informative

      For a change, a"Back in my day..."comment is actually accurate. Alan Shepard had to do it in his suit!

    3. Re:Well? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Informative
      we simply had to hold it until we got back to Earth.

      Alan Shepard didn't... Here is an interesting page about "creature comforts" in space.

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  3. A kick in the back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least he didn't get a wine bottle smashed on his face or something. I bet they just tell foreigners the kick-in-the-back is customary. "Get a load of this guy, Vladimir!" Da!

    1. Re:A kick in the back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      A "kick of luck" is a figure of speech in both Finland and Sweden, when you get really lucky you've had a kick of luck ('onnenpotku' or 'lyckospark', respectively). And I think wishing for luck by giving a kick in the ass is a semi-humorous thradition which one sometimes sees here. I don't know which came first, the act or the linguistic concept, though.

  4. Except he is British by brejc8 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Michael Foale is actually British and not American.
    e.g. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3298031.stm

    1. Re:Except he is British by theodred · · Score: 3, Informative

      Born in the UK, dual UK-US nationality according to the wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Foale

    2. Re:Except he is British by Yokaze · · Score: 4, Informative
      Fail to see the supporting evidence in your link.
      Notice the difference between: British-born and British

      From the BBC:

      Foale was born in England in 1957 but moved to the United States in the 1980s to become an astronaut


      The US-flag on his uniform could also be taken as a pointer.
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    3. Re:Except he is British by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 3, Informative

      Foale was born and educated in the UK, but he moved to Houston after he graduated and took up US citizenship as the UK doesn't view putting people in space as a cost efficient way of doing science, so changing nationality was the best way to fulfill his aim of being an astronaut.

    4. Re:Except he is British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Based on his philosophy of efficiency rather than comfort, I thought he was Klingon.

    5. Re:Except he is British by borroff · · Score: 5, Funny

      So was Benjamin Franklin, and look how that turned out...

  5. a very intresting article! by Emugamer · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm not one for reading articles usually, there are to many things going on in the world to read all about the changelog for SpamAssasin 3.0 or yet another diatribe on free vs. not-so-free vs. user rights vs. privacy... anyways, most of the time it all gets a bit repetitive, but if you are tired of that, read this one, its good, the poster sort of mangled it into a very curt summary but take a look, its worth the time

    1. Re:a very intresting article! by mistersooreams · · Score: 5, Funny

      You don't read the SpamAssassin changelogs? What are you doing on Slashdot?!

  6. Russian traditions? by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    an official kicked him in the back: a Russian launch tradition

    What? Kicking ass is a proud American tradition with a long history. This is just an example of the westernization of Russia.

    No toilets? Wouldn't that make for a really shitty space program?

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  7. Leaving the Garden of Eden by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Foale's suggestions for leaving the comfort zone ring true on several levels. We can't really explore space until we're ready to leave the Garden of Eden behind. So far, we're trying to take it with us -- everything must be 100% safe, from the toilets to the astronauts themselves. We're not going to get past the walls of the garden until there's a flaming sword -- until we must either push forward or die.

    I don't neccesarily mean that there will have to be some sort of global catastrophe, just that there will be no real exploration until a group of humans blasts off from Earth with no prospects to return. Ideally, they would be volunteers, but I don't think they can be the perfect psychological and physical specimens we're used to sending into space.

    Space simply won't be a "real" place until we have a real human presence, and that means the bad as well as the good. Expanding into the new world takes more than just tilling the land and never moving on. To extend the Eden analogy further: Man didn't really start his journey until Cain's jealousy reached its breaking point. I don't think that's a story of one guy who got mad at his brother -- it's an allegory about mankind's darker side, and how it's an integral part of our experience.

    To take a more recent example: when the US lost a dozen-plus troops in Somalia, we left with our tail tucked between our legs. Same thing a few years earlier in Beirut, when a few hundred troops were killed. But now, after losing several thousand lives in 9/11, we're able to bear the loss of hundreds in Iraq and Afghanistan... instead of turning tail, we're actually debating the issue.

    We won't reach space in any meaningful way until all of humanity is represented -- both good and bad. That's why we're just spinning our wheels at the moment, playing on the outskirts of Eden. It won't be until Cain shows up -- until someone walks out the airlock in despair, someone fights over resources or a mate, or until there's a war over some metal-rich asteroid -- that humans will truly be able to call themselves citizens of space.

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    1. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by bhsurfer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Alright, that's it. I've had it with you people. I'm going back to Tralfamador. And I'm taking your wife with me...

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    2. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by RWerp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I hope you are wrong and that humanity could make a 'new start' in space, without taking everything which is wrong with it to space.

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    3. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by moonbender · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wanted to write an insightful rebuttal, except I don't seem to understand what exactly to rebut. A bit too much metaphor, too little substance maybe. To reach space in a "meaningful way"? "Citizens of space"? Very elaborate, though...

      If there was some sort of actual incentive to go to space, like Earth being growingly uninhabitable or some sort of extremely rare material only available on an asteroid, then yes, space "exploration" would increase. That's what you seem to be saying - but that's really quite obvious, isn't it? But for now the only incentive is academic, and most of the actual exploring is better done from Earth itself.

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    4. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by Paulrothrock · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Earth being growingly uninhabitable

      Almost there.

      some sort of extremely rare material only available on an asteroid

      Helium 3. Gold nuggets the size of your head. mountains of pure iron. All in a place with no zoning regulations or air quality standards.

      How's that for incentive?

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    5. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by SunPin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      People must die to succeed. Americans don't have a tolerance for death to match the amount of people they end up killing. The score in Mogadishu was 4000 dead Somalis to 12 dead U.S. soldiers. The media called that a defeat and the military wasn't sophisticated enough to set it straight. I think the Chinese will _completely_ change the rules of space exploration and make failure/death a necessary part of progress in space. It's no coincidence in my opinion that Americans have no real heroes because nobody lays their life on the line for big ideas. You don't see Foale or Benjamin Harris saying "Fuck it all. Today is a good day to die." That's the kind of attitude _a_ space program needs. Athletes make poor heroes. This space exploration problem runs deep.

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    6. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We're all going to die. If it happens while I'm exploring a crater on the Moon, or standing on Phobos while watching Mars below me, or flying through the rings of Saturn, or standing to close to a geyser on Triton, then at least it happens while I'm doing something so marvellous and beautiful as actually travelling through space, exploring its wonders. It beats the prospect of dying by the hands of a murderer, or in a natural disaster, or in a car accident on my way to my boring workplace, just because I wanted to stay on Earth because I thought it was safer than travelling through the Solar System. Safer, perhaps. More exciting? Hmmm.

    7. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by GoofyBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm all for mindless American bashing (Their beer is weak!) but having a low tolerence for death isn't solely an American thing.

      I recall one South Asian country pulled from Iraq after a few of their hostages were killed, but America still are there after over a thousand military deaths.

      >It's no coincidence in my opinion that Americans have no real heroes because nobody lays their life on the line for big ideas.

      When did a hero become someone who throws their life away like yesterday's newspaper? A life-long dedication I can see, but not if the life isn't that long.

      >You don't see Foale or Benjamin Harris saying "Fuck it all. Today is a good day to die."

      Maybe because its a dumb thing to say except when you are showing-off?

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    8. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by brainstyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the main reason many people would like to move to space if they could is the same reason many left Europe for the New World: to escape opression, to start anew. Earth no longer feels like it's big enough to do this. Space, though - well, it's pretty big.

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    9. Re:Leaving the Garden of Eden by SunPin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >You don't see Foale or Benjamin Harris saying "Fuck it all. Today is a good day to die."

      Maybe because its a dumb thing to say except when you are showing-off?


      I say it every day. It has nothing to do with "showing off." In has to do with attitude. Fear tends to find it's way into everything in the U.S. We have a culture of fear. We buy stuff to fight fear and we declare War on whatever we fear when we can't just throw money at it so it goes away.


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  8. Cost cutting by Mateito · · Score: 3, Funny
    'We need lean and mean spaceships with no frills', such as toilets or kitchen.

    3 1/2' of 3/4 PVC tubing could replace both of them.

    That will stop all those people joining the space program just for the free feed, right!

  9. When *I* was your age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We had to travel into orbit, UPHILL BOTH WAYS. We didn't have any of this new-fangled technology. We used duct tape and chewing gum, AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY. Damned young whipper snappers, always wanting comfort.

    1. Re:When *I* was your age by Ayaress · · Score: 3, Funny

      Reminds me of when I had a "talk" with my nephew about wasting harddrive space. I told him that when I was his age, I had a 10 meg harddrive, DblSpace'd to around 18, with two operating systems, seven major applications, and over 30 games. The kid's 12, and he can't remember data formats that can't be effectively measured in gigabytes. I feel old:(

    2. Re:When *I* was your age by Richard+Whittaker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your computer had a hard drive when you were 12? Your not old... ;)

  10. A Russian Tradition? by rbanzai · · Score: 5, Funny

    "As Foale boarded the Soyuz, an official kicked him in the back: a Russian launch tradition"

    I doubt that this is a Russian tradition. It's what my last boss did when he showed me my cube.

  11. In Soviet Russia... by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    As Foale boarded the Soyuz, an official kicked him in the back: a Russian launch tradition.

    ass kicks YOU!

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  12. Re:strange imagery by nizo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pretty good description of where our priorities (especially spending) are isn't it? Personally I would like to see more astronauts and fewer plumes of smoke.

  13. The truth about our near term space future by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 4, Informative

    The US has involved itself in a huge pork project (ISS) that will syphon off most of the money for space in the near future. Talk of Mars is just that, talk. The US is floating a $7 trillion dollar real debt, huge deficits, and (according to the Fed study) a social security future deficit of $50 TRILLION. If you think the govt is going to fund a Mars program or any other new manned program you are deluded.

  14. Humans Need Confort by Space_Soldier · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is his opinion and he is entitled to it. However, humans like comfort, and humans bitch when comfort does not exist, especially on long trips. In addition, there are cultural differences between Russians and Americans as he pointed out. What might seem comfortable for the Russians might not be comfortable for the Americans, just like he pointed out the folk song. Some people can handle comfortless trips, while others cannot. Those who cannot must be mentally trained to do so. No one wants an astronaut to have some sort of breakdown because his toiled sucked his anus too fast, or that he cannot eat anything else but food from the toothpaste containers. Speaking in terms of weight, not having a toilet or a kitchen will not significantly increase the maneuverability of the International Space Station or a future spaceship. It will not make it lean and mean. The only thing that will do is new propulsion systems. -------------

    1. Re:Humans Need Confort by Klowner · · Score: 4, Funny
      No one wants an astronaut to have some sort of breakdown because his toiled sucked his anus too fast


      Speak for yourself, but I'd pay to hear Dan Rather open a show with "The recent space exploration project has been called off, after one of the austronauts had his anus sucked too fast"
    2. Re:Humans Need Confort by Paulrothrock · · Score: 5, Insightful
      That is his opinion and he is entitled to it. However, humans like comfort, and humans bitch when comfort does not exist, especially on long trips.

      What history class did you sit through? It took about 60 days for the pilgrims to get to America. Imagine 102 people on a 90 foot boat with no shower facilities, rampant seasickness, scurvy and dysentery, and the only toilet facilities being the open sea. And when they get to where they're going, they have to start by building their friggin' houses so they don't freeze to death.

      Now imagine walking 2,000 miles across harsh wilderness populated by people who will kill you as soon as trade with you, knowing that 10% of your party will die along the way. Surely nobody will want to go, right?

      As for food, any long-term space trip will involve growing food, particularly a Mars mission. You *do* know that we grow food out of the dirt. It doesn't just appear on supermarket shelves. People will have to learn how to grow their food or they will *die.*

      Also, any human presence in space will require that all people have a working knowledge of almost every system as well as how to make tools from local materials.

      So, yeah, people now are lazy pigs who want to sit around all day and complain. But I, and I'm sure many other people, are willing to go and face the hardships. Some want to get away from people, others want religious freedom.

      Sidenote: I don't think Al Qaeda would be trying to kill people if they had a way to move away from the influences they dislike.

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  15. Re:WE DONT NEED SPACE EXPLORATION! by merdark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, the waste is all the money we spend on britney spears and sports players. It's the money we spend on luxury items, it's the money we spend on pointless worship of mythical beings.

    Space exploration gives us knowledge. War is unfortunate, but sometimes necessary. I wish we didn't have to spend money on war. But humans are vile creatures when it comes down to it, and so we need to spend money to kill and prevent being killed.

  16. But does he have the right stuff? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did he kick back?

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  17. Nothing will further space exploration more than.. by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nothing will further space exploration more than a space elevator.

    Even a simple one, little more than a winch that can lower payloads to space and back safely, would bring cheap solar power and a station on the moon within easy reach.

    Anyone in the white house listening?

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  18. Interesting contrast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Foale was the visiting Western astronaut (as opposed to regular Russian cosmonauts)on Mir during the period of time when there was a fairly serious fire, as well as a depressurization (contained to one module) and a collision with a supply rocket. He was very vocal about his criticisms of the joint NASA/Russian space program (largely that it being pushed through for political reasons, to the detriment of the safety of the astonauts and the spaceprogram as a whole). His arguments had some merits, but they did not make him too popular with the administrators.

    So obviously this is a guy who knows about the dangers and travails of space exploration, but at the same time it's interesting to contrast how this new opinion conflicts -in some ways- with his earlier statements.

  19. The money is already there by kippy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Again with the "how the hell can we fund Mars" argument.

    NASA gets around $16 billion a year. With the new plan of scrapping the shuttle and abandoning the ISS, that' frees up about $6 billion. If we have a timescale of say 20 years to get a presence on Mars, that's $120 billion. If you're a member of the church of the $1 trillion mars mission, that's not enough. However, if you use Mars Direct or the NASA Mars reference mission plan, that's plenty of money.

    As long as the American people are willing to pay 1 cent on the dollar for NASA as they currently do, the money to get to Mars will be there. It's just a matter of maintaining the political will to do it.

    1. Re:The money is already there by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If you're a member of the church of the $1 trillion mars mission, that's not enough.

      I'm a proud, card-carrying member of the church of the $1T mars mission.

      It cost almost $1B to put two measly 200kg robots on mars. No matter how you slice it, it's going to easily cost 1000X that to design, test, certify and launch enough infrastructure to Mars to support humans for ~2 years and then bring them back with reasonable margins of safety.

      I don't care how many authors and futurists claim that it's only going to cost 79 cents to pull off the mission. Things never work out as smoothly as originally predicted, and in space the initial cost projections are usually off by orders of magnitude.

      I'm not arguing against going to Mars. It will be expensive, and it won't have any scientific value that couldn't be achieved with robots, but it's worth doing for the same reasons that it was worthwhile for the ancient Egyptians to build the pyramids.

  20. Mental health by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA planners "correctly worry a lot about loneliness."
    [...] the prospect of a Christmas feast for two was depressing until the two astronauts found a solution: Invite some guests. The memorable feast was captured in a photograph showing the two men with their guests, two empty spacesuits carefully propped in dining position.


    Yeah, they were a few weeks away from dressing up as their mothers.
    Maybe they need a few more people up there.

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  21. RTFA for some context by threeturn · · Score: 4, Informative
    RTFAing suggests that what he actually said was about the *number* of toilets needed for a particular crew size:

    "I think we are already good enough on ISS, even for a crew of six," Foale said

    "The line for the toilet is never that bad," he laughed.

    I assume he isn't against toilets in general!

  22. Re:Speaking of comforts by AeroIllini · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Has anyone had sex in space yet? The Russians and US have both been sending up women for awhile. I'm sure someone must have joined the 100 mile(or however high it is) club by now.

    Actually, it would be the 200 Mile High Club (station orbits at about 350 km).

    I highly doubt that the astronauts have. The only time it would be likely is during a long-term Space Station stay, since shuttle missions are too short. And considering the psychology of three people crammed into a tiny space for months at a time, I seriously doubt that anybody would be feeling particularly excited. Astronauts by nature are not very impulsive people (at least the ones we have now; not true for the Mercury/Gemini/Apollo crews) and would understand the impact of such an encounter on their ability to work together professionally.

    Although, I think I feel a reality series coming on...

    Coming this Fall to Fox:
    We took 8 people and stranded them 200 hundred miles above the ground. Watch as they struggle with life, love and the vaccuum of outer space on...
    SPACE STATION SURVIVOR.
    The losers get the airlock...

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  23. Re:Speaking of comforts by mercuryresearch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    On one of the old soviet space missions (I think it was the Salyut 7 space stations in the early 80s) one of the mix-gender crews requested privacy curtains, and the implication of sex was there though the women claimed their behavior was stictly professional.

    NASA pretty much has said it's never happened on one of their missions, even with the best possibility being a 1992 shuttle mission with a husband and wife on the same crew, but they had opposite shifts and reports were also that nothing happened.

    Anyway, I'd bet the answer is yes, and that it was the old-era Soviets who did it first.

  24. Re:Nothing will further space exploration more tha by Planesdragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think a Warp Drive might be more useful.

    Not for leaving the planet. Even exotic-energy bubbles of collapsing and expaning space won't help with that; they're space-only, like Ion drives.

    Or maybe transporters.

    The only theoretical mechanism for "transporters" requires a significant infrastructure at both ends.

    Just as feasible too.

    Not really. We have materials that are theoretically usable for a space elevator. It doesn't break any extant laws of physics.

    And it was thought up by engineers, not TV scriptwriters.

  25. I'd pay money... by jellisky · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... to see the "Celebrity" version of that. Particularly if they REALLY do the airlock part. :)

    "Oh, I'm sorry, Carrottop. You've been voted off the station. The crew has spoken."

    Oh... I salivate at the very thought. :-D

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  26. Space is really lonely by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Funny

    [i]Nonetheless, the prospect of a Christmas feast for two was depressing until the two astronauts found a solution: Invite some guests. The memorable feast was captured in a photograph showing the two men with their guests, two empty spacesuits carefully propped in dining position.

    "Hey, we wanted company," Foale deadpanned. [/i]
    - Some of our unnamed sources also report that on the sound records from the space station they could heard the following:
    -Wilson. WILSON! Don't go, Wilson, don't go.

  27. H1-B astronauts? by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't we have enough Americans that want to be astronauts? Next thing all our spacemen will be from India and mission control will be a call center in Bangalore.

    CC: Hello, this is Sri. How are you this evening?

    SM: Not too good. The oxygen generator has stopped working.

    CC:Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I see you have a Acme SpaceOx Mk IV oxygen generator. Let's try a few things. Are you by the unit? I'm going to ask you to turn the power off and back on again? The power switch is the red one in the lower left corner. Can you see it?

    SM:I got it.

    CC:Now push down on it. The unit should be off now. Is it off? .....Hello, Hello....

    1. Re:H1-B astronauts? by mrscorpio · · Score: 3, Funny

      No it's more like this:

      Customer Service: Hi, my name is Ravi. What is the needful for which I may do you today?

      Spaceman: My oxygen generator has stopped working.

      Customer Service: Ah yes, your oxygen is not working. Hence, kindly turn the unit off and then back on to do the needful.

      *silence*

      Customer Service: Hello, spaceman? Did you kindly do the needful? Hello?