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Chimp Can Hack Diebold Electronic Voting System

rbuysse writes "A million monkeys can write Shakespeare, but it only takes one to mess up an election. Scoop here." Blackboxvoting is behind this demonstration; there's also a lengthy thread on the Bugtraq mailing list.

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  1. Nuff Said by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 4, Funny
    The Diebold central tabulators use a program called "GEMS" that saves vote totals in Microsoft Access ...
    I think that's all we really need to say about Diebold.
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    1. Re:Nuff Said by DavidTC · · Score: 3, Informative
      And have you read the latest articles, why, look at that, on blackboxvoting, about how uncertified people were allowed access to a tabulator during an election? Which is a felony, but it's apparently okay because, hey, those computer guys don't need to be accountable to anyone.

      You're the one who needs to start using your brain.

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  2. So, uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that chimp one of the Diebold engineers?

    1. Re:So, uh by cgranade · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't insult the monkeys!

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    2. Re:So, uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You fools laugh, but this could be serious. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys like it? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS DIEBOLD. Goddamn yous all to hell.

    3. Re:So, uh by grasshoppa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shit bitch, not on my watch.

      ( To those who are confused, please referrence "Jay and Silent Bob Strike back" )

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  3. Hmm by cbrocious · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is interesting, but why would George W. want to do such a thing?

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  4. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A new denial of service attack is spreading through the wild. It involves hurling feces...

  5. hey now... by Paladin144 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Chimp Can Hack Diebold Electronic Voting System

    Hey now, is that any way to talk about our beloved president? Besides, we won't know until election day whether that's true.

    1. Re:hey now... by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey now, is that any way to talk about our beloved president?

      Hey now, let's not cast aspersions until after the next election. After all, it will only take 60 million chimps to elect him fair and square this time.

      KFG

  6. Video Mirror by chrispyman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Incase of the enevitable slashdotting, here's the movie of the chimp hacking the vote.

  7. No kiddin' by HateBreeder · · Score: 5, Funny

    A million monkeys can write Shakespeare, but it only takes one to mess up an election.

    I'm a proud Bush voter, You insensitive clod!

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  8. Attention Script Kiddies.... by lateralus_1024 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Final_Results.Mdb
    Look for this attatchment on the Electoral College's Outlook Express inbox.

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  9. Coral Cache of video by Meostro · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.blackboxvoting.org.nyud.net:8090/baxter /baxterVPR.mov

    Although it's pretty weak... just a bunch of cuts of a monkey and a computer.

  10. It's all a liberal conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's why the liberal media, like Fox, is reporting on it.

    1. Re:It's all a liberal conspiracy by keeleysam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It must be an AP story if it got on the FOX site... must be the only true thing on the site.

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  11. Adequate Punishment? by eSims · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Am I the only one who thinks that the only adequate punishment that is gonna put a stop to the Diebold-esue shenanigans is to prosecute the company into the ground and then go after every VP/Salesman who lies about the severity of the problems and the coverup?

    This Has Got To Stop!

    (Yes... been sitting on the sidelines, but I am about fed up)

    Go Getem Ahnold!

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    1. Re:Adequate Punishment? by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Am I the only one

      No, but are you in a position to DO anything about it? I helped make sure my state will not change its voting system this year. My precinct has had 4 elections this year so far, and every time I make sure to get confirmation from the people at the polling place that they will be using this system (paper ballots) for the general election in November. They know what I'm talking about and are adamant when they say "yes."

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  12. Re:This story could make a liberal's head explode by Izago909 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    They want to hate Republicans for possible taking advantage of flaws in evoting,
    Who? Where? Please provide examples of a credible (ie. non-conspiracy theorist) source suggesting that Republicans might abuse a security hole.
    and they also want to hate Fox News....
    I'll give you the Fox News thing, but since your previous argument is now void, the novelty has worn off of this argument too. Anyway, "Hate corporate run news media" would have been a much more accurate term.
    WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
    It means that your trolling was unsuccessful today. Please move along.
  13. What's the big deal? by outrage98 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not sure why any of this should be surprising...

    1. Re:What's the big deal? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2, Funny

      The big deal is that Baxter (the chimp) is a proud Linux hacker, and had previously refused to touch any machine with MS software.

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  14. Re:This story could make a liberal's head explode by cgranade · · Score: 5, Informative
    Who? Where? Please provide examples of a credible (ie. non-conspiracy theorist) source suggesting that Republicans might abuse a security hole.

    Try the US Civil Rights Commission. (Their report on the Florida electoral fraud is available here: http://www.usccr.gov/pubs/vote2000/report/main.htm )

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  15. Chimp by lateralus_1024 · · Score: 3, Funny

    PS...that's not just an ordinary Chimp.
    Here is an action photo of the actual hack.

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  16. I love this quote... by cmowire · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Dacek said Wednesday that she fears that critics of the new voting system may try to physically sabotage the machines."

    Wow. That's so..... scaremongering.....

  17. Re:This story could make a liberal's head explode by tajmorton · · Score: 5, Informative
    Who? Where? Please provide examples of a credible (ie. non-conspiracy theorist) source suggesting that Republicans might abuse a security hole.

    "I am committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the President next year."
    - Wally O'Dell, CEO Diebold

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  18. And The Monkey Presses The Button! by pafmax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Was the monkey name Spank, like Spank, the monkey? Or "l33t |-|4xx0R 5P4|\|"?!

    When pressing the touchpad I guess his trainer must have said something like:
    NO! Bad monkey, BAD monkey, BAD MONKEY!!!! NO!!!!!....... ARGH! Dam Hackers!

    I'm european, you know... in this side of the Atlantic we mark a piece of paper with an X on who we vote. And yes, a monkey can also do it, but at least we don't spend billions in tech just to keep all the monkeys voting...

    1. Re:And The Monkey Presses The Button! by Woody77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think some people have been, but the problem is that they keep getting ignored by press/those in power.

      We've so screwed ourselves over here. The govm't is so much larger than the elected officials, to the point that I'm not even certain if we replaced every incumbant in an election, how much of a percentage of the policy-making people we'd have actually replaced. DoD/EPA/DoE/TSA/NHSTA/etc. is a WHOLE lot of people, and they tend to make their own rules for the most part, and they're all appointed.

  19. Re:Fair and balanced?? by barc0001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The crock is you thinking all of the rejected stories had anything to do with "TECH".

    The Diebold story is interesting because of the computerized voting angle. Not sure where the "news for nerds" aspect is in the "Iraq Diary" story, or the "Quick exit" story.

    If I want to read 100 stories about Iraq daily, there's tons of other sites spewing them out by the ton. I come to Slashdot for tech-related stories.

  20. What I don't understand is why... by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 5, Interesting

    rather than going 'all electronic' there are not more efforts to have a hybrid paper-computer model, off the top of my head:

    - the voter comes to the poll, is identified and is given a paper token with a barcode that contains the polling ID station ID and a sequential number (note that the ID is not humanly readable, important for privacy)

    - the voter goes in the box, which has a touch screen and an 'easy' UI, voter inserts the paper token in the box which scans it

    - voter votes on the touch screen (make it really easy, BIG buttons, BIG text, whatever)

    - machine prints out a ballot with the voter's vote in humanly readable form (say, prints out a 'real' ballot with blackened out rectangles on the relevant candidate(s)) and a 2D barcode at the bottom with the vote in machine readable form including the ID on the 'paper token'

    - voter looks at the ballot to make sure it's ok, folds it, comes out, puts the ballot in one box and the paper token in the other. If the ballot is not ok there is a shredder right there inside the poll station and the voter votes again.

    ========= election over ===========

    the paper token are shipped to the central office, scanned (should be very fast via the 2d barcodes) and votes tabulated accordingly; for an additional level of security you can always count the votes via the 'human readable' part of the ballot before shipping them.

    If a recount or anything is necessary there are several safeguards with this system:

    - you can't have ballot box stuffing, because 1 'token' = 1 vote and if those ID are generated 'well' you could even double check that all IDs make sense, sort of like a 'there are only so many valid serial numbers' there. Multiple votes with the same 'ID' will be discarded.

    - you can't have doubts on the voter intent, they'll vote on the screen *AND* look at the paper copy before putting it in the ballot box later on

    - if there is really no trust in the computers no problem, you can just look at the 'human readable' portion of the ballot as many times as you want: no nonsense about hanging chads or anything.

    this (or something like it) would cover all the bases in terms of fast results (via scanning ballots, ship them all to a central location and do it), paper trail and so on. I really can't understand who in their right mind would consider putting the fate of the election in the hands of MS Access, for crying out loud!

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    1. Re:What I don't understand is why... by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Some possible problems with your idea:
      1. Printers are expensive.
      2. Printers are unreliable. You don't want poll workers (who are volunteers, not technicians) having to spend all their time clearing paper jams, etc.
      3. Scanning the bar codes is going to be a lot of work, and will probably have some error rate.
      4. It makes vote buying possible, because the person walks out of the booth with a piece of paper showing how he voted, and can show it to someone who's paying him to vote a certain way.

      There's a good article about this kind of stuff in this month's Scientific American. One good proposal is to record the results electronically, but also print them out on a strip of paper that the user can see through a plastic window, but can't touch. If there are doubts about the results, the purely electronic results can be verified by comparison with the printouts.

    2. Re:What I don't understand is why... by Woody77 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1-2: Handled by millions of point-of-sale terminals already. This is no large feat of engineering that needs to be reinvented.

      3: Scantrons are ancient, and work well, with a very low error rate, at least, lower than hanging chads when you've got machines to properly mark the cards in the first place.

      4: He walks out of the booth with it, and right up to the ballot box, just like we do currently. No big deal, and after that, he can have proof he voted, but the card with the actual votes on it is in the box.

      =====

      I wouldn't be amiss to a mis-vote called whenever the election was indeterminate with a known (low) level of error. Like, 0.01% or less (or some other number, that one was pulled out of thin air). To cover error in the system.

      Automatic revote.

    3. Re:What I don't understand is why... by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Informative
      1-2: Handled by millions of point-of-sale terminals already. This is no large feat of engineering that needs to be reinvented.
      I dunno about you, but I've often seen sales clerks spending a lot of time refilling the paper rolls, dealing with ink outages, paper jams, "Sorry, but do you mind if I don't give you a receipt, it's not working," "Sorry, but the ink is really faint."

      : Scantrons are ancient, and work well, with a very low error rate, at least, lower than hanging chads when you've got machines to properly mark the cards in the first place.
      Not true. Scantrons have an extremely high error rate, as I've found on the few occasions when I've used them as a teacher. If you don't do any erasing, the error rate is fairly low, but if you erase, the chances that it'll read it correctly are only about 50% in my experience. (The people who sell the Scantron machines claim that they're extremely accurate when they're tuned up perfectly, but if so, then the ones at my school don't ever seem to get a tune up. Remember, this voting technology has to be extremely robust, and it has to be run by volunteers with no technical knowledge and no time for tinkering.)

    4. Re:What I don't understand is why... by Woody77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1-2: There's a known number of possible votes per polling center, and a known number of booths, therefore there should be more than enough paper available in advance for one day's voting. Same with ink.

      Scantrons:

      This is where a machine helps, black ink (especially magnetic ink, like financial institutions use(d?)) is much less error prone than a #2 pencil with a student erasing, especially since they aren't going to be erasing the mark. That's what the shredder is for, and a new ballot.

      Also, a scantron is probably a bad example, as they read a series of dots, and I've seen them get off before on a read. The 2D barcode (a la postal service and UPS) are very accurate reads. UPS/FedEx/USPS send a LOT of mail daily relying on this sort of thing for tracking. And when things do go amis, you can know (embed CRC data into it), and then cause it to be flagged as "human countable", and with black ink, it shouldn't be hard to determine the right votes.

      Then a manual entry station for the vote, using information off both the ballot AND the counter's own id, which needs to be validated, helping to deter ballot-stuffing of "unreadable ballots".

    5. Re:What I don't understand is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here is how we do it in Riverside County California.

      First we use Sequoia machines http://sequoiavote.com/ which are simpler, easier, better then the dibold machines. but the most important thing is the election officer training, poll worker training I think, is the most important thing. A large number of counties that had trouble with electronic voting did not train their poll workers.

      A prospective voter comes in. I first check if she is registered to vote in my percent(if not she can not vote electronically she must vote a checked ballot). If she is found in my big book o' voters, I activate a token and give it to her. This token allows her to use the machine. She goes over to the machine and puts the card in, the machine turns on and she puts in her vote by using the touch screen. When she is done the machine saves her vote on two different flash cards in the machine, and she take her token back to us so we can use it again.

      At the end of the day we take one of the vote cards(the other stays in the machine)and all of the paper provisional votes to the collection point.

      Some points.

      Why is a paper ballot needed It is no harder to play with then an electronic card. our machines are very simple and we receive ample training to use them.

      Seeing the source code would be nice, perhaps a way that anybody could come in with a usb drive(flash)and make a dump of the rom would be nice. would need to be secure.

      Touch screens are not the best way to go, keys on the side would be better, ever try to use a uncalibrated/dirty touch screen, also some people have trouble getting the machine to register, mainly old people.

      I don't think electronic voting is any more/less secure then paper ballots/punch machines, But I sure would not want them on the Internet.

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    6. Re:What I don't understand is why... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Congratulations, you've invented the exact same system that anyone with the slightest technical ability and the slightly concept of security has come up with.

      I need to come up with a 'Independently invented the obvious idea that no one's using' award. I, myself, came up with that idea about a year ago. And I wasn't the first, and you won't be the last. So ask yourself a series of questions:

      Is it obvious to any intelligent person that black box voting system can be tampered with, and, in fact, are being tampered(1) with?

      Do we want systems that can, and have been, tampered with?

      There are only two possible answers:

      People making the decisions are not intelligent.
      or
      People making the decisions are want a voting system they can tamper with.

      1) That is, tampered to the extent of not being certified and not being physically secured correctly. There's no evidence of vote tampering yet, but there's plenty of incidents of illegal alterations after certification that may or may not have included vote tampering.

      In addition, there's plenty of records of precinct officals not knowing what version of software had been certified, there's been stolen machines that we have to assume have been stolen for the explicit purpose of reverse engineering, no one is keeping track of the flash memory cards, they're often just laying around, the entire situtation is a mess. The only reason we don't have evidence of vote tampering is there is no way to have evidence of vote tampering.

      In fact, you want to know why Diebold resists printouts? There's every evidence that if they did them, their totals would be wrong. Not delibrately, not slanted one way or another, but just wrong everywhere, because the machines are not operated correctly.

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  22. Your first clue by nerd256 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "saves vote totals in Microsoft Access"
    Hey, at least its accurate advertising

  23. Re:This story could make a liberal's head explode by adiposity · · Score: 4, Informative


    Read This

    COLUMBUS - The head of a company vying to sell voting machines in Ohio told Republicans in a recent fund-raising letter that he is "committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year."

    The Aug. 14 letter from Walden O'Dell, chief executive of Diebold Inc. - who has become active in the re-election effort of President Bush - prompted Democrats this week to question the propriety of allowing O'Dell's company to calculate votes in the 2004 presidential election.


    It seems to me that someone who makes voting software shouldn't be promising to deliver votes, but maybe it's just me.

    -Dan

  24. Spin Spin Spin by miu · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article:
    "Quite honestly it's somewhat insulting to elections officials and volunteers," he said to the idea that elections officers would tamper with vote results.
    -Some Diebold talking head.

    Sure we trust the election officials, but do we trust every contractor or tech who might work on those systems? Especially as Diebold seems so lax in checking backgrounds that people with convictions for fraud, blackmail, and embezzlement have access to their code. I'd bet that their contractors are even less subject to appropriate background checks.

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  25. Chimps can write News Articles, too... by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Informative

    Their "evidence" of a chimp hacking diebold is a series of poorly cut images of a chimp and a computer????? Come the fuck on now... First, half of the minute video is useless filler text and a picture of smiling chimp, which immedietly jumps to a sequence that could have only been cut by an editor with suffering from ADD syndrome. Seriously, where's that foot icon, because there's no way you could possibly take this story seriously.

    But for the inveitable slashdotting it'll receive, I'll summerize: Makers say Diebold works, opponents say it doesn't, que poorly edited movie of monkey sitting by computer hitting stuff, analogous to the new "Baby hitting mouse" AOL 9.0 commercial. The End.

    Thank me, beecause I just saved you 5-10 minutes of your life. Use it to get a free ipod or something.

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  26. Re:Fair and balanced?? by stockmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I agree that there is an apparent bias in the politics of the stories submitted by CmdrTaco, though I feel any individual contributor to Slashdot is certainly entitled to have a bias. That's the great thing about the availability of feedback; we can all express our opinions.

    However, most of the rejected stories you listed have nothing to do with technology; they merely describe political news or events. I think the bias Slashdot has toward "news for nerds" is appropriate; we can get our pure political news from other sources.

    When I'm reading slashdot, I'm looking for info about tech trends and social impacts therefrom, nothing more.

  27. Re:This story could make a liberal's head explode by Izago909 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Although very questionable, and highly inflamitory, the above quote would provide better evidence of a corporate conspiracy (much more likely) than a conspiracy by the Republican party.

  28. Monkeys by Mistlefoot · · Score: 4, Funny

    "State elections officials also said Wednesday that they are confident they can protect the system from a decidedly lower-tech threat.

    Elections administrator Linda Lamone said" that monkeys will be prevented from accessing the machines during the elections..... :P

    1. Re:Monkeys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      that monkeys will be prevented from accessing the machines

      Which is un-constutional: Our president has the right to vote too!

    2. Re:Monkeys by dhalgren99 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Elections administrator Linda Lamone said" that monkeys will be prevented from accessing the machines during the elections..... :P

      So, does this mean that Florida won't be allowed to vote in the coming elections?

    3. Re:Monkeys by Walterk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey! I resent that remark; I'm from Florida and I demand a banana!

    4. Re:Monkeys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      that monkeys will be prevented from accessing the machines

      Which is un-constutional: Our president has the right to vote too!


      don't insult monkeys!

      monkeys are intelligent, sympathetic, nice, funny and causes no harm to others.

      your president is something else...

  29. Thankfully... by burtonator · · Score: 5, Funny

    The good thing is that even though a monkey can hack the system this still puts the hack out of the reach of the average Republican ;)

  30. Really, no disrespect...but by switcha · · Score: 4, Interesting
    But Black Box Voting on Wednesday demonstrated two quick ways that "an unscrupulous person with no computer skills whatsoever" could sabotage vote totals, according to Associate Director Andy Stephenson.

    Judging by the fact that most people with the time to volunteer for poll work are our 'seasoned citizens' who, let's be honest, aren't, as a group, too computer savvy, I'd be more worried about the scrupulous people with no computer skills whatsoever messing things up.

    I know this makes me an ageist asshat, but how in the heck are all these people going to get up to speed on computers enough to ensure a little 'whoops' doesn't toss a whole county or something?

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    1. Re:Really, no disrespect...but by fishbowl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >Judging by the fact that most people with the time >to volunteer

      You only need to take one day off work to do it.

      What's your real excuse? It's not your age, it's the fact that you really aren't interested.

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  32. Insulting to officials? by frdmfghtr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Quite honestly it's somewhat insulting to elections officials and volunteers," he said to the idea that elections officers would tamper with vote results.

    I say "Quite honestly, it's somewhat insulting to the voters," to the idea that the voting public should naively disregard the human factor and that temptation/corruption/bribery "just don't happen."

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    1. Re:Insulting to officials? by demachina · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I used subscribe to the notion this was a Republican conspiracy to steal the election. Maybe it still is but the election was really stolen back in Iowa and New Hampshire when Kerry miraculously went from cellar dweller to winner. The guy is unfortunately a loser, no one in their right mind actually likes him. Most of the people voting for him are voting against Bush and not for Kerry.

      It would be very interesting to have insight in to the machinations in Iowa and New Hampshire that destroyed Dean's candidacy. Did Al Gore and Jimmy Carter endorse him, because they knew it would make him look like an establishment man and hence a hypocrite. About a dozen rich democrats from the DNC and DLC inner circle funded attack ads in Iowa that equated him to Osamm bin Laden, coupled with a couple dumb remarks insured his fall in Iowa. When the media started piling in the race was decided though a tiny fraction of Democrats had actually voted. When Dean was destroyed, that was the point when the American people were actually denied any real choice. Its kind of wasting your time to steal the presidential election with electronic voting since it's already been stolen.

      You see, there isn't a dimes worth of difference between Bush and Kerry on the stuff that matters, Iraq, the patriot act, homeland security, the war on islamic terrorism. They are both going to spend the U.S. in to bankruptcy and line the pockets of big corporations and their wealthy shareholders at the expense of working people.

      Most telling, they are both Yale grads and Skull and Bones men. You know democracy is dead in America when a secret fraternity of the elite of the elite, which has 800 living members, can count BOTH presidential candidates as members. What are the odds on that unless the whole process is rigged.

      Maybe Kerry was maneuvered into the Democratic nomination by the ruling elite to take a fall, or maybe they knew he was such a pathetic candidate that running him insured Bush would be reelected, or maybe they will be happy whichever one wins though I wager Bush is their favorite. The new Forbes billionaire's list is out and Forbes says they overwhelmingly support Bush. Why shouldn't they, he's given them unprecedented windfalls.

      Running a shill is about the only way Bush could get reelected, after the deceit and insanity his administration perpetrated in Iraq. If people were to actually stop and look at how pathetic his record has really been over the last 4 years he would be rode back to Texas on a rail. Fortunately people don't have to think about it, they just have to see that loser John Kerry "reporting for duty" and all of sudden Bush doesn't seem so bad. We'll he really is bad but there isn't anything you can do about it so they just resign themselves to it and pretend it doesn't matter.

      Maybe riggable electronic voting machines, and the Pentagon's plan to gain control over the military's vote, were insurance to make sure Bush wins but I doubt that will be necessary at this point. The media feeding frenzy has already started and that will insure Kerry will be doomed before the people even weigh in on the subject, the same kind of frenzy that devoured Dean.

      If electronic voting machines are going to be used to rig an election the most likely races they will be used on are the Senate races. The Republicans are desperate to get 60 seats in the Senate because at that point they would have a democratically elected and constitutional dictatorship, especially after a few more years of stacking the courts. When that happens the U.S. is going to be a good country to get out of, and the rest of the world really needs to start working on a global alliance to prevent this group of extremist Christians from dominating the entire planet.

      The next four years are going to be a dark period for the U.S. no matter what.

      As an example, I heard today on CNN and its on

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    2. Re:Insulting to officials? by Buelldozer · · Score: 2, Funny

      So move out.

      Buh bye now, have a nice life. Don't let the door hitcha on the ass on the way through.

      Before you go off on another long winded an totally inane rant you may want to check out what is REALLY going on in the world and who is REALLY shoving religion down other peoples throats.

      http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2004/1/ 21 /115449.shtml

      Yeah, it's Newsmax but it won't kill you to read it.

    3. Re:Insulting to officials? by KavyBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, that's the perfect answer! We COULD live in a democracy where we discuss our situation and work on ways to improve it for ouselves and others. Or, we just be happy with whatever happens to us and suggest that those who do not roll over and take it just go away and stop bugging us.
      I never got the "If you don't like it, leave" mentality. If you don't like it, it's your responsibility to do something about it, whatever "it" is. Posting on Slashdot may be not be effective, but at least it exercises our freedom of speech. Suggesting that if somebody is not happy then they don't deserve to speak up is just asinine.

    4. Re:Insulting to officials? by mattkime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The guy is unfortunately a loser, no one in their right mind actually likes him. Most of the people voting for him are voting against Bush and not for Kerry.

      I think you've forgotten the politics electing the democratic nominee. We decided that we needed someone moderate because of how far right the country has shifted. So, we get rid of Dean and go with Kerry. Then again, "loser" isn't what I'd call a thoughtful critique.

      You see, there isn't a dimes worth of difference between Bush and Kerry on the stuff that matters, Iraq, the patriot act, homeland security, the war on islamic terrorism. They are both going to spend the U.S. in to bankruptcy and line the pockets of big corporations and their wealthy shareholders at the expense of working people.

      Sounds like Bush's rhetoric to me. There is a significant difference. A leader that is intelligent, doesn't think god should run our country and doesn't constantly tell the world to fuck off would be a big change for our country. Oh yeah, protecting the rights of citizens would be nice too.

      The next four years are going to be a dark period for the U.S. no matter what.

      I'd say it a shadow from the last four years.

      But then too I don't want to live in a country run by a party as pathetic as the Democratic party either.

      Vague insults won't exactly help you with your goals. No, the Democratic party isn't perfect, but in your comparison between the wrongs the Republican Party has committed and the general insults you give to the Democrats, I think its clear that the Democrats win.

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      Know what I like about atheists? I've yet to meet one that believes God is on their side.
    5. Re:Insulting to officials? by demachina · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm sure your proud of yourself playing doorman for America, but I'm already actively working on getting out of the U.S., don't need your help, the Bush administration is way better than you are at making anyone sane want to leave the U.S.

      I'd be cool with Christian's in power if they actually adhered to the teachings of Christ. Unfortunately I don't think rampant greed and bloodthirsty militarism are Christian values, and those are the two basic tenants of the so called "Christians" taking over America and the Republican party. Just as extremist Muslims are an abomination to Islam, extremist Christians are an abomination to Christianity. If there was a second coming and Christ appeared in America did the things he did, and said things he said 2000 years ago, he'd be locked up or killed by the "Christians" running the U.S.

      I'm working hard to line up a country where I can go and stay, and renounce my citizenship. No point in moving out of the U.S. and keep the passport and keep paying taxes to support the current madness. Its not easy. It takes a lot of work to find a country that will be a good place to live and that isn't completely under the thumb of the U.S. America's shadow has become so long there really aren't many places left in the world where you can escape it. I lost track but I think the U.S. has troops in something like 135 countries and I imagine the FBI and CIA are meddling in the same number or more.

      I tried to read your link. It was pretty dumb. Its just further proof of how far off the deep end the right wing fringe in the U.S. has gone. I'm really sure there is a left wing conspiracy to use schools to convert everyone to Islam.

      I know you'll hate it but I think it is a good idea if schools teach courses in all the major religions, from a cultural and historical perspective. It might alleviate a lot of ignorance and promote more understanding and tolerance. It might fix the acute case of tunnel vision infecting most Christians in the U.S. Again they seem to regurgitate the New Testment the same way Madrasas regurgitate the Koran. No one actually listens to whats those books say, or connect that those teachings are pretty much the exact opposite of the things most of their political, economic and religious leaders are actually doing in the names of those great teachings.

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  33. Wrong headline by Oriumpor · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I guess Chimp hacks Access Database isn't really news.

    1. Re:Wrong headline by zapadoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      But I guess Chimp hacks Access Database isn't really news.

      Why should that be news? Access is evidence enough on its own that it was developed by chimps.

  34. Re:Fair and balanced?? by mindsuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    I clicked on the monkey story, I wouldn't have clicked on any of the others except for the one that says "Turkey", then I would realize it isn't about the yummy bird and close it.

    If I wanted to be up-to-date on the war on terrorism, Irak or whatever I would watch CNN, but I want to know about Monkeys so I read Slashdot.

    My humble suggestion, stop submitting political stories and start looking for monkey stories. A turkey story would be nice too.

    Obligatory monkey story:

    I like Monkeys

    The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece.

    I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys.

    I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of them drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing.

    I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. God damn cheap monkeys.

    I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys.

    I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuantely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad.

    I tried to burn them, but little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed.

    The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I felt better.

    I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

    I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

    I like monkeys.

    (DISCLAIMER: I am not the author of this story.)

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  35. Has Black Box thought of this? by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Because Access functions are already built in to the Windows operating system, the totals could be altered even if a computer did not have Access installed on it...

    But Maryland election officials agreed with Bear that no hacking can happen unless the hacker is physically at the computer.

    How long until somebody writes a virus/worm/trojan that does nothing on most Windows boxes (other than propagate) and on systems where GEMS is detected then around 8:00pm on election day just go wreak havoc with the election results? No physical access to the GEMS systems is needed. If those machines are hooked up to the internet at any time prior to the election (like to get Windoze updates) they could potentially become infected with just such a worm.

    Yeah, I know it's a stretch. Just playing devils advocate...

    1. Re:Has Black Box thought of this? by griffjon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have one idea to plant in the hacker mind:

      Is this an election or a slashdot poll? Who cares? We need the "CowboyNeal" option. and since it won't get on the ballot by election time, but we know that everyone would vote for CN, given the chance, let's just reset their votes. CowboyNeal for pres!

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  36. Imagine the damage that a...... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    beowulf cluster of chimps could do.

  37. for-profit voting systems by cgenman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't it basically unconscionable that the actual process of elections be a for-profit venture? While the military may buy hardware from outside vendors, it does so because certain problems require such specific, high-level technical knowledge and manufacturing know-how which they don't posess in-house. A voting system is, at it's core, a system of adding numbers together that any first-year comp sci student could create. Why is something so basic to the legitimacy of our government being given to for-profit ventures with closed systems?

    At the government's disposal are hundreds of public universities with some of the brightest minds in the country, many of whom would gladly work on implementing the great american open-source voting system. Even if these graduate students and professors were paid market rates for their work, it would still be much cheaper than what Diebold systems are costing the US. There is also no competitive advantate go keeping the system closed-source... so what if Austrailia decides they want to run their elections on our software? We've proud of other countries copying our constitution and systems of government, why not our systems of elections too? Especially if they improve it, and give those improvements back to us? What, are we suddenly going to be exporting less consumables to them because they have more legitimate elected officials?

    1. Re:for-profit voting systems by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Isn't it basically unconscionable that the actual process of elections be a for-profit venture?

      This is already the case today. Do you think the current voting booths or the printed ballots are manufactured by the Salvation Army? Why should it be a surprise that when the government moves from lower to higher tech forms of voting it continues to buy from private industries? I agree that buying from a corrupt and/ or incompetent company is reprehensible. I also agree that everything should be accountable to the voters and the software, security mechanisms, etc., should not be kept secret. But I don't like the idea that the government should be unable to give a contract to any private company to manufacture any of the tools used to run the election. That is neither workable nor desirable.
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    2. Re:for-profit voting systems by dunng808 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1. Elections are run by states, not the federal government, while "the military" is federal.

      2. There is nothing preventing anyone from creating an open-source voting project. Maybe someone has already staked a claim on sourceforge.

      3. The last thing we want is our government involved with development of voting machines ... or jet fighters, for that matter! Allow the government to do as little as possible, and then only what cannot be done privately. National defence, for example.

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    3. Re:for-profit voting systems by Aadain2001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      True, but I think the system the grandparent was promoting was using public funds to create a public solution, which still requires buying/paying for tools from the private sector. Instead of buying a "black box" and just trusting the company that made it to Do The Right Thing(tm), you buy the hardware from one company/group, pay another group to write the software with public funds (thus making the results open to the public so anyone can find problems/backdoors), and another group to actually run things. This is a great example of checks and balances: spreading power between many groups instead of just a few or only one, thus reducing the change of tyranny and power grabs. It's what a lot of our Constituion is based on, and I would welcome seeing the same happen to our voting system, seeing as how voting is the greatest power in the country.

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    4. Re:for-profit voting systems by dwpro · · Score: 4, Interesting

      +5 insightful? while you troll around in the ocean of generalizations please keep in mind that there are those of us who are state/government employees who work hard and get payed squat for it, and we don't appreciate you private sector assholes who get payed 3 times what we do shitting on us. (I work help desk for a state university getting 5.50 and hour and work for the department of transportation during the summer, making a whopping 8 dollars an hour)

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    5. Re:for-profit voting systems by laird · · Score: 4, Informative

      "I think the system the grandparent was promoting was using public funds to create a public solution, which still requires buying/paying for tools from the private sector"

      Exactly. Please visit http://www.openvotingconsortion.org/. We're a consortium dedicated to creating an open source voting system. The idea, exactly as you propose, is that many commercial vendors can take the open source platform and package it with hardware, training, and so on. Or a particularly motivated (or cheap) organization could run their own election system using internal technical resources. :-) The project has been under active development for several years, and has produced a system that's been publicly demonstrated.

    6. Re:for-profit voting systems by HBI · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That sea of generalizations is more like a sea of government drones with an occasional gem buried in there.

      Maybe you're one of the tiny minority of those in civilian public service who are motivated and professional. Truth be told, most of those quit government service after a time because of the intense mediocrity around them and often become contractors. Peddling your influence acquired during government service is a lucrative business for many.

      Only so many competent people have the stomach for the pathetic politicking required to rise through the ranks in government service. Ultimately, also, you reach the glass ceiling of political appointments, where career people aren't allowed to proceed upward because room must be made for cronies.

      Be insulted all you want - it's the truth.

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    7. Re:for-profit voting systems by tsm_sf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And not to make light of your accomplishments, but how fucking tough could this be? Seems like they want big holes in their security, doesn't it?

      To change the subject slightly, at what point does sabotage become a morally acceptable alternative? I'm assuming that a knife dragged across the touch-screen would ruin the machine, but I won't assume that ruining a voting booth for others would help... any thoughts?

      "Hell, I'll piss on the spark plugs if that'll help"

      --
      Literalism isn't a form of humor, it's you being irritating.
    8. Re:for-profit voting systems by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, nice troll. All of the civil servants I know work their asses off for jerks like you. Here's wishing a major disaster on your household, that you might come to appreciate these people.

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      Literalism isn't a form of humor, it's you being irritating.
    9. Re:for-profit voting systems by tsm_sf · · Score: 3, Funny

      WTF is an ass government? Your bizarre political ideas would probably find much appreciation here in San Francisco, feel free to come out.

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      Literalism isn't a form of humor, it's you being irritating.
    10. Re:for-profit voting systems by Sepper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I believe this system would be pretty much scallable to the US.

      You only need X% of the population that count the ballots and (X/10)% of the population that received and tally the votes from the differents ballots...

      At 3 person per ballot and 200 ballots for 'voting aera' of 40000, you would only need 1.5% to 2% of the population...

      Of course, this is all theory... such a system would never be accepted by americans: it would be perceived as archaic

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    11. Re:for-profit voting systems by matria · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, at least as far as the civilians hired to work in the Navy base where I was stationed, this was quite true. Instead of rotating through the various positions in the comminucations center as was the policy, they demanded (and received) the easiest, or most interesting, positions and then we had to add backup positions to do their work and catch the errors they were not held responsible for, plus rotating through the harder and more boring positions. So actually we had to maintain the personnel and do the work as if there were no civilian employees, while still providing the best working conditions for them and paying them more than twice what the military personnel were getting..

      My father was a State forestry employee, and while the forestry division was pretty good, whenever he had to deal with another government bureau, especially Federal land management, (more often as he got promotions into management positions) he found much the same problem. His secretary spent much of her time correcting and filling out forms that were the Federal bureau's responsibility in order to get anything done, and then it would often take literally years to get a response. So this isn't quite the troll some would like to portray it as, more likely a disgusted military person.

  38. Re:No kiddin' - FOR REAL... by neil.pearce · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A million monkeys can write Shakespeare...

    Perhaps you'd like to visit The Monkey Shakespeare Simulator, which randomly attempts to duplicate Shakespeare's work (don't worry about legal aspects, you can generally assume it's out of copyright).

    The current record is 20 letters from "Coriolanus" after 462,060,000,000 billion billion monkey-years. Sent in by Jens Ulrik Jacobsen from Denmark on 31 Aug 2004.
    "1. Citizen. Before w ZgJ 8GPxwFnwvG&iX4tKfo("2ny!3Pp..."
    matched
    "1. Citizen. Before w e proceed any further, heare me speake All. Speake, speake 1.Cit. You are all resolu'd rather to dy then to famish? All. Resolu'd, resolu'd..."

  39. Dacek does not have the right idea here... by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dacek said Wednesday that she fears that critics of the new voting system may try to physically sabotage the machines. She pointed to a recent incident in which a poll judge had to be ordered to return a voting machine that was used for demonstrations at an suburban folk festival.

    Does anyone else find it rather strange they are worried about the "critics" and not the ones who seem to be in a big hurry to get these insecure systems in place? In my mind, the critics are the ones trying to stop a possible hi-jacking of democracy.

    This reads like a AM radio talk show host comparing protestors at a convention to terrorists.

    1. Re:Dacek does not have the right idea here... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bingo. It's classic kill-the-messenger stuff: critics = protestors = anti-American = TERRORISTS! Thus anyone who dares to criticize the machines, and to suggest that just maybe possibly there might be a little something wrong with the largest voting machine company in the country being run by someone who has publicly vowed to do everything in his power to deliver votes for a specific candidate ... can be written off as an America-hating nutcase.

      Why do YOU hate America so much, Citizen?

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  40. Re:physical access by Woody77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But with proper security you can have an audit trail on the system that's rather non-trivial to hack. This is a system with no redundancy, with no way of knowing if it's been tampered with after-the-fact.

    "Did windows just eat the votes, or was it malicious?"

    Just what I want to deal with. There are MANY security schemes that could make this bullet-proof, but it's obvious that Diebold should have stuck to ATMs. (Actually, makes me wonder what software THEY run inside... But then, the finance industry is apparently a LOT more uptight than voting districts/boards are).

  41. ASIMO Demo by EvilGoodGuy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This reminds me, at the recent ASIMO demonstration that I went to this Thursday at my college, they played a movie. In this movie, they were trying to prove the importance of how the robot looks determines how the public will accept it. And at some point they threw in a picture of a touch screen voting machine and mentioned "Florida" and "elections." I was too caught up in my selective hearing to know why these were mentioned in a video about trusting machines, but my friends and I had a good laugh. After all I have read, I could never trust this failure of a company. They need to fold, tuck their tails and find something else.

  42. Fight back with your code... by mantera · · Score: 4, Insightful



    The idea that elections can be entrusted to the Diebold corporation is wholly absured when you consider that democracy is an activity of the people, for the people and by the people. Of course the results will be and ***SHOULD*** be questioned; that's the whole point of a democracy. That's why an open source voting system is and should be the only way to do computerized voting; it's open to scrutiny by anyone and everyone, and such it is, eventually and ultimately, beyond scrutiny when the final vote is out.

    The open source community should produce as soon as possible an effective, secure, and open source voting system that's ready for reliable usage. It's one thing to criticize Diebold, it's another thing to question an elected official why an open source solution that's proven and secure and anyone can know the ins and outs of is not implemented and another obscure, closed, and highly questionable one is entrusted.

    1. Re:Fight back with your code... by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Informative
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  43. Certainly explains how Bush got elected by ShatteredDream · · Score: 4, Funny
  44. MS Access!!!! Have some needed suggestions... by dbottaro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would someone try to do ANYTHING secure with a database engine based on JET... Even personal projects I write, and small business systems are based in SQL Server.

    The mere thought of trying to store such important data in an unencypted manner gives me a headache.

    One must wonder what the GEMS architenct was thinking using such a ubiquitous data store as MS Access. Honestly, my company will not even seriously consider an application for use if it is based on Access, or even stores it's data unsecured in an MS Access database.

    While there are methods for "securing" an Access database, they are based on JET's user system, which itself is not all that secure in the first place.

    Might I suggest they rewrite the database core to SQL Server. There would not need to be that many changes to the source code if there are using standard ADO or ADO.Net code. One can quickly create an encrypted database using a statement something like this: Create Database "secure.sdf" databasepassword '' encryption on

    Being that this data has the potential for selecting the countries next Presidient, the data should be:

    Encrypted

    Secured with Multiple Levels of Authentication

    Passed on a network invulnerable to snooping (fiber comes to mind here)

    Encrypted between the client and server

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  45. Re:This story could make a liberal's head explode by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's like a monitor, except it's a lot cheaper, the resolution sucks, and you can't read Slashdot. All it does is show crappy Real Video type stuff all day. Worse, it's mostly advertisements, and when there's not an ad, people in the programs often talk about or use products anyway, which is basically another form of advertising. On the plus side, I heard companies like Sony and Nintendo sell boxes that you can hook up to a tv screen and play video games. These boxes will also let you watch Star Wars or Lord of the Rings or other DVDs on your tv screen too. Yes the resolution sucks, but the main advantage of watching a movie on a TV screen is that you can get a huge TV screen (42 inches let's say) for a lot less money than what you'd pay for the same size monitor. It's a tradeoff.

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  46. Reset the Election by Soldrinero · · Score: 5, Funny
    Did anyone else burst out laughing when they read this?
    The entire voting record can be deleted by choosing "reset the election" on a drop-down menu, he said, or a hacker can destroy a tabulator's ability to recognize ballots by un-selecting three checkboxes on a program control panel.

    I mean, really. They practically have a button that says "Press to Hack Election."

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    I would rather be killed by a terrorist than enslaved by my government.
  47. I can see the defacement notices now by BlueLightning · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hacked by chimpanzees"

  48. let me see.... by zogger · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....all the Rs and Ds get in a war with each other and bump themselves off.......

    I'm trying.....grunt... groan...sweat..... can't do it!

    I just can't figger out anything wrong with that.

    %^)

  49. Bulls**t by uncoveror · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Diebold says...
    Even if the system could be hacked, he said, it could only be done by a person with "unfettered access to the system." Bear noted that elections are not just the machines, but also the people who work the elections.

    "Quite honestly it's somewhat insulting to elections officials and volunteers," he said to the idea that elections officers would tamper with vote results.


    At every election I have voted in, the officials and volunteers are retirees who have VCRs flashing 12:00! They would never know it if some young whipper-snapper was farting aroung with the newfangled high-tech whizbang voting machines, nor will they be able to help anyone if the machines screw up.

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  50. This is a democracy... by servoled · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For all the Americans out there, we live in a democracy where "all decisions are made by representatives who act by [our] consent". However, it is incredibly difficult for an elected representative to follow his/her constituent's wishes if they are not informed of which bills they should vote for by their constituents.

    A simple letter (here or here or here or here) is one of the easiest ways to inform your elected representative of your stance in regard to certain bills. If you feel strongly enough about fixing the current state of electronic voting in this country, I highly reccomend writing to your elected representatives to inform them of your concerns and certain bills which they should support.

    Remember, for a democracy to work as intended there needs to be participation by all of its citizens though voting as well as keeping their elected representatives informed of the citizens wishes.

    Also remember that when contacting your representatives a signed, mailed letter makes a much bigger impact than an e-mail.

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    1. Re:This is a democracy... by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In general I like your post and its well intended, but I can't help but think this somewhat incomplete;

      "Remember, for a democracy to work as intended there needs to be participation by all of its citizens though voting as well as keeping their elected representatives informed of the citizens wishes."

      Would you say that democracy works as intended when powerful media corporations use well tested, well developed advertising-like techniques (which border on hypnosis) to sway public opinion and thereby influence voting patterns?

      (Because I believe that this is exactly what happens; human beings are, on the whole, remarkably suggestible (otherwise advertising of products or brands wouldn't be worth the billions that get spent on it)).

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      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
  51. I thought it was an infinite number of chimps... by bergeron76 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and an infinite amount of time that could create a Shakespearean work.

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  52. An average chimp maybe... by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Funny

    but can George W Bush?

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  53. Re:No kiddin' - FOR REAL... by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Funny

    "1. Citizen. Before w ZgJ 8GPxwFnwvG&iX4tKfo("2ny!3Pp..."

    I bet the rest of that is just Danish l33t speak or something...

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  54. Re:I thought it was an infinite number of chimps.. by arodland · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you truly had an infinity of monkeys and of typewriters, then it should only take O(1) time for them to produce a work of Shakespeare. Or, for that matter, all of the works of Shakespeare, including the ones he didn't write.

  55. From the article: by idlerich · · Score: 2, Funny
    But Maryland election officials agreed with Bear that no hacking can happen unless the hacker is physically at the computer.

    That's all right then; it should be fairly easy to spot a suspicious-looking chimp near a polling station.

  56. The California Report by molo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I was driving home from work today when KQED aired The California Report. They had a segment on E-Voting. See link above for audio stream.

    E-Voting

    In the November election, nearly a third of California voters will cast their ballot on a touch screen voting machine. And virtually every vote cast in California will be counted electronically, even in those counties using punch card ballots. County officials often praise the machines. But electronic voting activists warn e-voting technology can't be trusted.

    Reporters: Cy Musiker


    The report was fairly critical, but balanced.

    -molo
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  57. Diebold responds by HangingChad · · Score: 5, Funny

    When asked about the chimp hacking their voting machine a Diebold spokesman shrieked loudly, barred his teeth and threw feces at the offending reporters.

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  58. Missing the point, they don't understand computing by t_allardyce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What Diebold clearly don't understand (or care about) is that while trust in the election officials has always been very important, never before could one single person change all the votes in seconds leaving no evidence! Its like being able to stick your coat hanger through a stack of 50 million punch-cards and have the chads disappear into thin air. But that's not even half of it - they just assume that it can only be done with physical access to that machine - how can they be sure the data is secure on its way to the machine? What if its already been compromised? With a system as complex as the average computer you have allot of exits to cover. At least with paper it would take an army of people to fake 50 million ballots, with computers it could potentially take a few lines of code and an opportunity. Its not even in Diebolds interests to secure things like verifiable election logs, because, if something does screw up Diebold certainly wont want you to know. This is why we call privatisation "The short-sighted or externally lobbied greed of a government in which an enterprise requiring only better management is aquired by worse management who take all profits and place them in a tax haven or a yacht."

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  59. Re:Fox News by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not very concerned because

    (a) By "terrorists", I assume you're talking about al Qaeda. How does al Qaeda gain from the presidential election? Neither Bush nor Kerry is likely to stop hunting them down.

    (b) There are lots of groups with more stake in who becomes president and who are better equipped to screw with the election -- either political party, for instance. An activist programmer. A state official involved in the machines. I'm worried about *them* mucking with the election, not with terrorism.

    (c) It'd hardly be terrorism to hack a system (producing political influence by inflicting terror on a populace), so from a simple, stupid, logical standpoint, unless someone had already engaged in terrorism, they wouldn't be a terrorist. :-)

    Why is this a FOX News issue when all they state the obvious?

    Because they're being deliberately misleading. Terrorists "hacking the election" is just not a big concern, but they keep trying to keep terrrorism in people's heads. Terrorism has never been a real top national problem, not on 9/11 and certainly not now. Smoking, car crashes, alcohol -- all of these kill more people and cause vastly more economic damage, and do so on a recurring basis. The only reason people care so much about 9/11 is because of the steady and constant media coverage.

    I, for one, would like to hear not at all about Bush and Kerry's war records, little about their stupid "war on terror" initiatives, and more about issues that actually affect American citizens.

  60. "Most secure system in the nation" by noda132 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Am I the only one who started hearing alarms going off in my head when I read this sentence:

    "We probably have the most secure system in the nation," said Lamone...

    Translation: "We know nothing about security."

    And lo and behold, they're using Microsoft Access. I rest my case.

  61. What's this new programming language? by mzungu · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the article ...

    " He demonstrated how to change vote totals with a six-line program in Microsoft notepad ..."

    Is that the programming language for tablet pc's?
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  62. Why? by Gorimek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would you trust election officials?

    The US (not to mention many other countries) have a long and rich history of election officials tampering with the results. What says that that has suddenly ended in 2004?

    A different way than "election officials are corrupt" of framing the issue is to point out that corrupt people who want to influence results will want to become election officials. Especially if there are no checks on their power.

    1. Re:Why? by miu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When I say we trust election officials, I mean that we trust them in the same way that we trust cops, emergency personnel, teachers, and other responsible public servants. Such people are in positions of responsibility and authority - which means that we try to make sure that they are worth that trust. Diebold employees and contractors have not been through any sort of screening process or background check that entitles them to a position of responsibility and trust.

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  63. Re:physical access by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Okay, here's the story, from a real computer programmer.

    Computers can lie. They can lie The Big Lie. They can lie with a compete deadpan expression, claiming you did X instead of Y. If you ask them to present their documentation, they can lie about that. If you ask to see their code that produces the documentation, they can lie about that.(1) Unlike humans, they will produce perfectly consistent lies, and it's physically impossible to look inside a CPU and RAM chips while the computer is running. All you can do is, you guessed it, ask the computer what those contain, and it can blithly lie about that.

    If you take the code to another computer, one that doesn't lie, and scan it, you will get the truth. Of course, at that point, the people making the lying computer will simple move the lies into the hardware, and you won't find anything wrong with the code anymore. You'll have nice clean code on the disk, and a secret chip on the motherboard that alters a known pointer to somewhere else in memory under certain circumstances. And, no, you can't run software to detect this, because...

    Computers can even lie to themselves. This is why all DRM schemes keep getting broken, this is why all copy protection gets hacked, this is why I can watch DVDs on Linux and ignore the region code, this is how VMWare works. This is why Microsoft wants 'Trusted Computer' where, in theory, a CPU can be put in 'no lie' mode. But that doesn't exist yet, and it's doubtful it won't be hacked if it ever does.

    And, with recent stunts by Diebold, where there have been delibrate backdoors installed, it's rather akin to a company trying to break it's own copy protection, one it designed to look pretty but be broke in a few seconds. The only thing that's saved us so far is that Diebold is completely incompetant.

    Computers are perfect liars. Three computers could, in theory, fix that, if run by different companies and using different systems. (If you just have two, how do you resolve differences?) But no one seems to be doing that, and it would be rather expensive to stick three computer screens in each booth to show what each system thinks you voted for.

    That said, we want redundency. Non-computer redundency. We want a printer, that prints ballots off, which are then counted, either alone or together with the computer count. That's all anyone wants.

    You don't solve real world security issues by having multiple people check the same badge against the same database, and you don't solve voting security issues by simple recording a vote in three computers. You solve in by recording a vote outside a computer. If you're really clever, you make that vote human readable and machine readable via OCR.

    1) Of course, Diebold machines run Windows, and if you think anyone can check that code you're dreaming anyway.

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  64. ObSimpsons Quote by jpetts · · Score: 2, Funny

    Assistant: Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret: that all the chimps we sent into space came back super-intelligent.
    Chimp: No, I don't think we'll be telling them _that_.

    [Roller skates away, making monkey noises]

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  65. Seriously ... WTF by llcooljayce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How can a country place its economic and political future on such a fucked up database/wanna be database application as MS Access? Are you fuckin kiddin me?

  66. And it's working out so well? by scruffyMark · · Score: 4, Interesting
    As compared to Canada (I know, you've probably heard this a bazillion times). AFAIK, there is not a single private company involved in the Federal elections here.

    Say what you will about the relative scale of the elections in the two countries, one thing is certain - the elections work here. The results are in very quickly, the security protocols surrounding voting and counting are simple enough to be comprehensible and auditable by just about anyone, and the whole thing is done with exemplary transparency.

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  68. Re:Missing the point, they don't understand comput by Tony-A · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What Diebold clearly don't understand (or care about) is that while trust in the election officials has always been very important, never before could one single person change all the votes in seconds leaving no evidence! [Emphasis added]

    The classic case of a cashier who trades tickets for money and a ticket taker shows that you can have a trustworthy system even if you don't trust the participants.

    Flim-flam. Make it complicated enough and there's plenty of room for skuldudgery. Sure you run checks and balances, but it needs to be simple and obvious enough that it can be trusted without looking any further. In fact if there is a problem it is more likely to be in those checks and balances.
    Think Road Runner and Coyote. You do not want a voting system invented by Wyle E. Coyote, Super Genius.

  69. Primate Programming, Inc. by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, if the chimp was an employee of Primate Programming, Inc., that wouldn't surprise me.

  70. e-voting machines are horseshit by maxpublic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's the plain and simple of it. No one has ever been able to demonstrate that they'll save money during an election, nor that they're anywhere close to being secure. Diebold's machines are black-box proprietary and it's essentially impossible to determine if someone (say, a bought-and-paid-for Diebold exec) has tampered with the results.

    I used to work with county and city elections. No machines were used, just a supervisory staff of elections officials and a horde of volunteers. All voting locations would count each box of ballots twice, each time by a different person, and if the tallies weren't exact they'd go through the whole process again for that ballot box. This would continue until two separate individuals got the same count for the box.

    Afterwards, all of the paper ballots would be boxed and stored in a secure location in case it became necessary to do a recount. And again, all recounts were done by box, twice, and any discrepancies meant starting over from scratch for that box.

    This wasn't a terribly expensive way of doing things. The primary cost was in printing and mailing the ballots (for mail-ins). The elections sites themselves were run by volunteers, and the supervisory staff was already paid for. Fraud was rather difficult to pull off on the part of the volunteers and the entire process was 'open source'. Individual citizen groups could demand to have a representative sit in on the recounts, as could any political party that was running a candidate.

    Why, exactly, are we dumping a system like this for Diebold machines? It makes no sense at all unless someone is specifically looking for a way to fuck up the elections in their favor, or in favor of whomever happens to be paying them off.

    And don't tell me that this system can't be scaled; that's bullshit. The system I'm speaking of here was used on the city, county, and state level. If it can be done by one state, it can be scaled for any state, and it's the STATES who run the elections, not the federal government.

    Max

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  71. Re:here, I'll explain it by zbuffered · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, I don't think you're explaining it right. The whole mess in 2000 was related to uncounted ballots, and whether we should attempt to count them in the recount. It was determined that we should, and at that point the question was HOW should we count them. Each side (they both had a vested interest) got some lawyers and went to court and it was basically figured out. The thing that happened in the Supreme Court was a bit different, as it related to the certifying of the election results by Catherine Harris over the objections of those who wanted a more thorough recount(and again, they were biased, but that's what elections are about!).

    If you saw the movie Fahrenheit 9/11, you'd see that after the court challenges, Gore had more options available to him to protest the Florida results (50% of uncounted ballots were from primarily black districts, and there was... Something, maybe I should watch that part of the movie again). However, he chose not to pursue that, in the interests of unity and of getting on with it, so to speak...

    I say this not because any of it really matters, but I feel that your bias is to one side on this issue, and wanted to present the arguments of the other side.

    The whole thing basically illuminates the fact that elections are not yet a flawless process. The whole Diebold situation is simply an extension of that. As primarily Linux advocates, this crowd sees imperfections and opportunity for vote falsification, and wants to speak out. A number of people here could manage a project to create a bulletproof system that relied not on people, but on security, encryption, etc...

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  72. Re:Fair and balanced?? by switcha · · Score: 2, Informative
    However, most of the rejected stories you listed have nothing to do with technology

    Fair enough, and I agree with you, but take a look at the politics.slashdot.org page and tell me that most of the accepted stories do deal with tech.

    I just checked and 5 out of 10 deal with technology in politics. Half. The rest is arguably 100% political news. Granted, I go elsewhere for that too, but the fact is that those rejected stories are nowhere off the norm for the Politics page.

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  73. My Voting Machine Specification: by NoMercy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The voting machines software must be available for public inspection.

    The hardware design for voting machines must be available for public inspection.

    The assembley of voting machines must be available for representitive public inspection.

    The voting machines security must be based on cryptographicly secure systems.

    The voting machine once put into service must not be openable, the case must be sealed and no software route to controll the unit in place.

    The voting machine must produce a full tally of all votes for any election it has ever been used in when requested by an authorised key holder.

    The voting machine must log all administrative transactions, and produce this with all vote counts.
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    The electoral volentears know how to handle people voting, a secure system would have to be devised for handling of the votes taken from the machines, possibly a small printer device similarly open to public inspection to convert the data into a human readable form from an early point in the chain.

    If anyone wants to add any more to this, comment on how it can be done feel free. There's no way I can have total trust without proof that the names on the list tally up to what the clicks on the screen mean.