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To Mars and Back in Ninety Days

paltemalte writes "A new means of propelling spacecraft being developed at the University of Washington could dramatically cut the time needed for astronauts to travel to and from Mars and could make humans a permanent fixture in space. In fact, with magnetized-beam plasma propulsion, or mag-beam, quick trips to distant parts of the solar system could become routine, said Robert Winglee, a UW Earth and space sciences professor who is leading the project."

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  1. High Speed? by Bandman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hope they can slow it down when they get there.

    /will probably make a small crater...

    1. Re:High Speed? by TykeClone · · Score: 5, Funny

      What about wrapping around the screen though?

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  2. Here's another way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You could build a rocket with a boiler that burned pieces of the ISS. At least *that* would be putting it to good use...

  3. First mission report by denisbergeron · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh! Sh!t we shoot the cabin insteed of the sail !

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  4. Re:At what speed? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Funny

    That should be "at what Delta-V?" More Delta-V == faster.

  5. Phooey by geordie_loz · · Score: 5, Funny

    I poo-poo your silly idea Philleas Fog.. It's impossible and I'll wager my reputation that you won't make it from the Gentleman's Club in London to Mars and back within 90 days!

  6. Wow! by Shayde · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, you mean that I could get something to and from Mars in under 90 days? That's better time than the US takes to process my tax return. I wonder when Mailboxes Etc will set up a PO Box service on mars? Could be a whole growth opportunity.

    Or maybe I shouldn't post to slashdot before morning coffee.

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  7. Re:New Method? by Professeur+Shadoko · · Score: 5, Funny

    You forgot the best:
    Press 'H' to jump into hyperspace.

  8. Re:Sign me up... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 5, Funny

    for 1 moment there an image of a callcenter full of indians located on the barren sands of mars crossed my mind...

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  9. TIE Fighter by cryogenic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whose first thought when they saw "magnetized-beam plasma propulsion, or mag-beam" was "I used that in TIE Fighter 10 years ago!"?

    Sadly, mine was. :/

  10. Why dont we by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just send a diplomat to Mars, establish a trade agreement and an alliance with them and build a road.

    Then we can quickly invade when they least expect it. When you play enough Rome Total War these things become soooo obvious.

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  11. Re:Waving by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 5, Funny

    you're suggesting congress is being ran by Vulcans? Which is nowhere near as funny as actually being moderated interesting for it ;-)

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  12. Re:Why send people to Mars? by josh3736 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Billions of tax dollars shouldn't be blown on a project of little scientific validity just because "it's cool."

    I'm sorry sir, but you must now relinquish your Slashdot UID and turn in your geek card. Someone will escort you to the exit.

  13. This will be great for shipping bulk quantities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...of erased magnetic media.

  14. Re:Article Text by julesh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Err.. thanks, but could you include paragraph breaks next time? :)

    The critical sentence:

    Under the mag-beam concept, a space-based station would generate a stream of magnetized ions that would interact with a magnetic sail on a spacecraft and propel it through the solar system at high speeds that increase with the size of the plasma beam.

    So this is a refinement of the laser/sail system proposed many years ago (and popularised by Niven & Pournelle's novel, The Mote in God's Eye).

    An interesting idea, certainly.

  15. I'll tell you what Kirk would do by The+I+Shing · · Score: 5, Funny
    What Would Kirk Do?
    I'll tell you what Kirk would do... he'd let Spock & Scotty worry about getting the plasma whoosiwhatsis working while he took off to go seduce the high priestess, that's what Kirk would do.
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  16. Re:Sign me up... by Ashyukun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, we could always take up a collection to send choice politicians.... I think people would pay to send some of them places with little to no atmosphere.

  17. You are not protected! by Quinn_Inuit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do not trust the pusher satellite. Pushing will protect you from the terrible secret of space. Do you have stairs at your house?

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  18. This just in... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scientists have come up with a cheap and reusable method of getting to orbit and traveling about the cosmose. Utilizing the effect of slashdotting a website, we beam those hits against a reflective matterial on the space craft that will allow network packets to propell it in to orbit and beyond. To slow down a craft ariving at it's destination, a special set of mirrors will be setup to redirect traffic to the front of the ship where another reflector will slow down the craft...

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  19. Yeah, but by slars · · Score: 2, Funny

    What happens if you're jetting at 26,000 mph, and the braking system fails. You'll be doing a David Bowie - "Major Tom, it's been nice knowing you!"

  20. alternate article by AndrewR81 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google news search for "mag-beam" returned http://www.newswise.com/articles/view/507649/ and http://www.universetoday.com/am/publish/mag_beam_p ropulsion_system.html?14102004 with a sci-fi looking picture.

    Froogle search for "mag-beam" did not match any products. :)

  21. Re:This is fine and well, but... by jaguar5150 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I imagine Gravity had a hand in it.

  22. Re:This is fine and well, but... by mmusson · · Score: 3, Funny

    A trebuchet!

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  23. Re:This is fine and well, but... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

    3 moons?

    when did they send Vanessa Feltz into orbit?

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  24. Re:Sign me up... by superyooser · · Score: 2, Funny
    the tourist traps

    Will they have big, yellow billboards along the way there?

    SOUTH OF THE BORDER

    9 in 10 Saturnian Amigos agree: Pedro has Best Tacos beyond Asteroid Belt!

    16,847,104,433 miles

  25. Re:This is fine and well, but... by 2names · · Score: 5, Funny
    Rumors are not fact.

    That's not what I heard.

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  26. Re:This is fine and well, but... by Zoshnell · · Score: 2, Funny

    *Shakes fist* You win again, Gravity!

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  27. Re:This is fine and well, but... by Cat_Byte · · Score: 4, Funny
    a spaceship that is made on the moon (or in the surrounding space).

    Oh SURE. Outsource that TOO.

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  28. Thats Easy ... by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 3, Funny

    All you have to do is reroute power from the phaser bank to the deflector array.

  29. Re:This is fine and well, but... by Mithrandir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, but it makes for great concrete! Send a few Italians up there and the place will be covered in concrete so fast, you'll never have to worry about the regolith ever again!

    PS: Appologies in advance for those that don't understand aussie humour....

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  30. Re:Bad karma by lothar97 · · Score: 2, Funny
    What do you think caused Skylab's orbit to decay? Bad karma?

    Yeah, I remember when that asshole Skylab used to post on slashdot- posts filled with drivel and racial attacks. Let this be a warning to everyone on slashdot- trolling & flamebait posts can kill your karma, and this bad karma can follow you offline as well.

    You've been warned...

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  31. Re:This is fine and well, but... by shotfeel · · Score: 3, Funny

    This planets got three moons,

    So you were at that party too?

  32. Re:This is fine and well, but... by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's beneficial to get your ass as high as you can as fast as you can

    This is also true when in a college dorm room.

  33. Re:This is fine and well, but... by JeffWhitledge · · Score: 1, Funny

    It takes baby steps to get to space.

    First, lets figure out how to get people into orbit. Then, once we've accomplished that, we can start trying to figure out a way to get them back.

    One step at a time, please.
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  34. Re:This is fine and well, but... by cookiej · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... getting a fully functional industrialised moon base will make launches like this a thousand times more doable. ...

    The problem here is that eventually the nuclear waste piles up, explodes, and sends the entire planetary body sailing across the universe--initiating cheesey adventures each week for those left alive...