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I Love Bees Coming to an End

With the gold status of Halo 2, the ILoveBees performance will soon come to an end. Wired has an article discussing the meme in depth, and going into details about what exactly it is. If you haven't had a chance to experience the phenomenon yet, the article does a good job of laying it out. (Though the performance finale doesn't come until Halo 2's launch day.)

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  1. no bee overlords?? by to+be+a+troll · · Score: 5, Funny

    damn...and all this time i thought the bees were REALLY taking over...i guess another four more years of Bush is all we have to look forward to:(

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  2. Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So far I didn't have a chance to experience this great advertisement and now I hear it's going away. Life sucks.

  3. 'Meme' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dude, I hate to tell you this - but 'meme' doesn't mean what you think it means.

    People just like to say "meme" I think. Sounds deep.

    1. Re:'Meme' by Takeel · · Score: 4, Funny

      People just like to say "meme" I think. Sounds deep.

      If by "people" you mean "lots of blogging weenies", then yes.

    2. Re:'Meme' by Vaevictis666 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The proper mocking quote is:

      You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.
      - Inigo Montoya

    3. Re:'Meme' by Aquillion · · Score: 5, Funny
      Don't you mean:

      You keep using that word... I do not think it memes what you think it memes.
      - Inigo Montoya

      ...sorry.

    4. Re:'Meme' by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes.

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  4. Why do people use the word 'meme' so often? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The word 'meme' comes from some outdated bogus theory that the same ideas that drive genetic traits also drive ideas. While people would agree that there is superficial similarities, the ideas of memetics have largely been discredited for decades... only to have the word 'meme' resurrected by a bunch of "postmodern" pretentious weenies that seem to think that the word meme is hip.

    1. Re:Why do people use the word 'meme' so often? by northstarlarry · · Score: 5, Informative
      Actually, the word "meme" was coined in 1988 by Richard Dawkins in his book The Selfish Gene. The study of memetics has only been around for about a decade and a half. A lot of smart people doubt the usefullness and the plausibility of the study, but since it is so new, it is vey hard to tell.

      It's certainly true that the proponents of memetics have a hard time really sitting down and coming up with hard evidence of what they are talking about, but it's also true that doing that is extremely difficult, given the material (which is insubstantial and only really detectable second-hand) and the nature of the idea, which is probably close to sociology, but also straddles psychology and biology.

      You have to admit, however, that, on its own, the idea of a "meme" -- an idea as a self-contained unit that makes its way around the culture -- is both fascinating and useful for description of some cultural phenomena.

    2. Re:Why do people use the word 'meme' so often? by erikharrison · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would say that memetics really is more like the Saphir-Worf hypothesis. In many ways discredited, but resurfacing in modified forms.

      The way memetics claims ideas propagate bears at least a superficial similarity to the way ideas propagate on the internet - the bloggers and the webzines and even slashdot all parrot each other intentionally and unintentionally. Now, even in this context you can probably gripe about the use of the workd meme here. But stuff like "Perl is line noise" is very much a meme in that sense. It get's aped and parroted, and said by anonymous cowards trying to look like they know what they are talking about - a meme. "I don't know where this line noise meme started" is a reasonable statement.

      Besides, meme is a good word. I'm happy to have it back, even with a slightly altered meaning.

    3. Re:Why do people use the word 'meme' so often? by uberdave · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Coward's just trying to start a "meme's don't exist" meme. Don't fall for it.

    4. Re:Why do people use the word 'meme' so often? by luxaeterna7 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Memetics was never a theory that the same ideas that drive genetic traits also drive ideas. The guy who coined the term, Richard Dawkins, has always maintained that a Meme is [i]analogous[/i] to a gene. Memetics is more of theory that evolutionary principles also drive culture like it does genetics. Memetics is merely a way to talk about cutural evolution in an analogy to biological evolution. It's neither bogus nor outdated.

      More information here:
      http://jom-emit.cfpm.org/overview.html

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    5. Re:Why do people use the word 'meme' so often? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 3, Informative
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  5. Re:Uhh yeah by glenkim · · Score: 5, Informative

    it's a free alternative reality game that further fleshes out the halo universe. some people, such as myself, are really into the scifi story of halo. i recommend the first halo book, the fall of reach, as a starting point after playing halo.

  6. Bees? No thanks by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    I will wait for Dennis Ritchie to develop I love Cees

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    What truth?
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  7. I Love Bees has been great by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Looks like I'm the only BeeKeeper to reply so far.
    I just have to say that here's been no better thing with which to waste my time at work... sure its a marketing ploy i guess... but big deal. this ARG actually had characters that we cared about, and a very engaging branching/overlapping storyline, the threads of which are just coming together this week. It's also brought alot of people together as friends who probably never would interact in real life. Now if you'll excuse me... I have a payphone to answer.......

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  8. Re:I [heart] Bee's Too by Rassleholic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Huckabee's that is!

    Bah! No one can resist the power of Grizzlebee's. Not even Grandma!

    /Cowabunga!

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    Not noteable, IMO a rubbish article.
  9. Re:Uhh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, that really explains it.

    Rather than making people jump through a bunch of stupid hoops to hear an mp3 clip, why not just put the audio drama thingy online in one single downloadable file and let us listen to it? This is just fucking dumb and people who get into it are idiots for falling for geurilla marketing bullshit.

  10. Re:Uhh yeah by HyperChicken · · Score: 2, Funny

    some people, such as myself, are really into the scifi story of halo

    Dude, get a temp job and move out of your parents basement.

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  11. WOW by seven5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now i know the ignorance level is at an all time high here at slashdot these days, but every single comment i just read full of it.

    "i went to that dumb website when it started, and its dumb. Its still dumb now. This advertisement is Dumb. Sorry i missed out on all the DUMB"

    While yes, it does amount to marketing, its way more than an advertisement. The sheer level of involvement in the people who produce an alternate reality game is enough to peak your interest. Try going to http://www.argn.com or http://www.unfiction.com and learning about what I Love Bees actually is and then bewilder us with your obsessive commentary.

    1. Re:WOW by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now i know the ignorance level is at an all time high here at slashdot these days, but every single comment i just read full of it.

      "i went to that dumb website when it started, and its dumb. Its still dumb now. This advertisement is Dumb. Sorry i missed out on all the DUMB"


      Now while I see what you are saying and I agree with you at least as far as everyone hating everything... I have to say that marketing schemes have been popping up everywhere trying to get people involved and it seriously reminds me that you need to watch A Christmas Story more than once during its Thanksgiving -> Christmas Eve runs...

      "BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE"

      Remember that in this day and age we have pay-for radio play so that songs get boosted on the charts, we have Jeep getting involved with Geocaching to spread little yellow pieces of marketing trash around, and payphones ringing across the country just so people get excited about a product.

      How about you not get suckered in and you buy the product because it's superior not because the marketing gods have your brain by the balls.

    2. Re:WOW by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not sure I'd lump this into the same category as pay for play and secret decoder rings.

      From what I remember of the Ovaltine thing was that they listened to a story for weeks, waited for their decoder ring, all for the final wrap up so that they could decode the all important message.

      All it turned out to be was a lame marketing gimick for Ovaltine...

      While the final storyline message might be different the principle remains the same. You listen and listen and listen, hooked on every word, and find out that in the end you have been just been duped into buying your Ovaltine just because you're a fan of something they pay for.

    3. Re:WOW by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      " The sheer level of involvement in the people who play it is sad. Just think how much of your life you are wasting IN A FUCKING ADVERTISEMENT."

      Said the guy loudly registerring his complaint on Slashdot.

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  12. I sorta like bees... by OzKFodrotski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't see why everyone is so up-in-arms about this thing. It was an alternative-reality advertising campaign for Halo 2. If you didn't get anything out of it, it probably wasn't for you. If you're a rampant conspiracy theorist like me, then you probably found it interesting. If you got into the story, answered some payphones, etc, then it was definitely meant for you.

    If you followed it every instant of every day, forfeiting sleep, food, and work time for the purpose of tracking it, then it probably means you need to get a significant other. ;)

  13. Re:Uhh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It wasn't the first site in the genre.
    It won't be the last.

  14. Re:Uhh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah, and I bet you read /. too! loser!!!

  15. Useful Links by (SM)+Spacemonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    It would appear, to my much surprise, that none of you have read the wired article. Basically I Love Bee is a game. But a game played out in real life. They provide clues, and you run around working the clues out for more clues. This happens in the real world, using phones and websites. This game was used by Bungie to promote their own game, which happens on your XBOX. Very simple concept, terribly obscured.
    Anyway these links provide more information, and a community you play the game.
    http://bees.netninja.com/
    http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/
    They probably aren't ready for a slashdoting.

    1. Re:Useful Links by NSash · · Score: 4, Funny

      Basically I Love Bee is a game. But a game played out in real life.

      You're killing me.

  16. Very interesting by Omniscientist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It may be advertising but its using a creative medium...the internet and pay phones, whose GPS coords are provided. At a first glance tho, the www.ilovebees.com is a little archaic, couldn't find any GPS coords or anything, didn't really try tho.

    Its very hard to make the connection between www.ilovebees.com and Halo 2 at first glance, and I never heard about it until this article. But of course then I saw the word "grenade" on the webpage...I mean c'mon whats more Halo than random grenades.

    One thing tho is that I can't really see this being an effective advertising method...basically because your average joe will only labor through this webpage and decipher the secrets if they already are into Halo 2, so its more like they just wanted to provide some fun entertainment and background to the story.

  17. Ah ha! by Your_Mom · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I finally understand why so many people have been visiting my friend's website from ilovebees related sites. (It's a website about locations of payphones).

    We were scratching our heads on this one.

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  18. Re:players are retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not the one investing a significant portion of my precious life into AN ADVERTISEMENT and saying "oh, but the characters in the advertisement seem so real!".

    This is like getting involved in the old Maxwell House serial commercials where that couple met and fell in lover over coffee over a number of years of commercials - and actually being attatched to them and shit. It's sad and pathetic and I'm really afraid of what is going to happen with MTV and other groups get ahold of this idea. We're going to have twelve year olds spending all of their school time day dreaming and playing on their cell phones, texting each other to try and figure out some Pepsi and Snickers candy bar alternative reality game.

  19. Wiki explanation by Xeo+024 · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_2 [click here]

    The "Haunted Apiary" ARG

    The website ilovebees.com (http://www.ilovebees.com) is currently being used as a publicity site for Halo 2, with the site being pointed to by adverts for the game during movie trailers. Ostensibly a site about bees, the server appears to have been taken over by some mysterious force, which is "counting down to something".

    The frontpage has a counter counting down to July 27 (when it says "network throttling will erode"), August 10 (when "this medium will metastasize"), and August 24 (at 8:06 am, when it will be "wide awake and physical") - many think something big will happen related to Halo 2 on these dates. Other messages relating to the Halo story are hidden throughout the site. Now that the countdown has ended, a new era in the ILB saga has begun and November 9th is gonna be big.

    This style of publicity is similar to that which surrounded the movie A.I. which featured a grand Alternate Reality Game. The Halo ARG has been dubbed The Haunted Apiary.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_2 [click here]

  20. I found it disappointing by dirk · · Score: 4, Informative

    As a Cloudmaker (the group that participated in the AI game now known as The Beast) I was disappointed by the I Love Bees "game". While the story was certainly interesting, and that is what kept me in it for as long as I was, the game aspect seemed to be sorely lacking. Almost everything was taking bits of text or audio that was given to people then figuring out how to assemble them so that they make sense. It was less of a game, and more of a story that the reader had to assemble from parts. Sure, those parts were scattered around through different readers, but there really wasn't much of a challenge. A large part of the draw of The Beast for me was the actual puzzle aspect. Figuring out what answers Eliza wanted. Having to take chess moves, enter them into a chess program to find the best counter-move, and then have that be the password. Puzzles that forced huge amounts of people to brainstorm together to come up with the answers.

    I Love Bees may be a good marketing tool. And it may be a good story. But it failed as a game for me.

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    "Information wants to be expensive" - Stewart Brand, the same guy who said "Information wants to be free"
    1. Re:I found it disappointing by centauri · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There were lots of hidden puzzles contained in the pictures on the site. Every week there has been at least one set of wav files that are not on the main site and for which there are no coordinates. By solving the puzzles, the beekeepers could determine the names of the hidden files for all to hear. Some of the puzzles were real stumpers. For instance there was a huge list of prepositions and no one could figure out what it meant. It turned out the answer was the one preposition that was missing: upon. The name of the relevant wave file was a_pawn.wav.

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  21. Re:Uhh yeah by Destoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just don't buy the book and wait for the movie adaptation if that's your cup of tea.

    A lot more people probably checked out the story seeing they might get involved in its unfolding.

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    Then again, I've played Myst IV.

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  22. Re:Storyline Website Somewhere? by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 2, Informative

    the sleeping princess has done that for us:
    http://ilovebees.com/humptydumpty.html

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    May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
  23. Re:Uhh yeah by Auckerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For those of you who don't understand this kind of marketing:

    Two kinds of people will talk about it. First kind being those who "played" the game, with the second kind being everyone else going "wtf". In all cases, they will mention the game it advertises. Case in point, Slashdot just advertised Halo 2 for free, while pretending to be talking about something most people don't care about called "ILoveBees".

    Best kind of advertising gets people talking about the product. It's easy to go from a conversation about "it's just a (dumb) market campaign" to "Halo 2, that's coming out?!". Same thing with the subservient chicken website.

    Move on, nothing to see here.

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  24. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by jasoncc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

    http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Vista/2359/ sounds/Homer/bees.wav
    http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F16.html

  25. Re:WOW or: "How to have a closed mind and no fun" by Jtheletter · · Score: 4, Interesting
    "How about you not get suckered in and you buy the product because it's superior not because the marketing gods have your brain by the balls. "

    How about you look into your subject a little before you bash people for being suckered by advertising when that's not the case?

    The ARG is based on the story of the Halo universe, and yes, come November 9th it will end (According to the Wired article) with ppl being directed to video game stores to buy the game. But although it is technically just one giant commercial, there is not a constant product barrage. People answering the payphones aren't getting spammed with "Buy Bungie games!" or "XBox Rulez!" because that breaks the suspension of disbelief the game (I Love Bees) has created. It is in fact a standalone free alternate reality game. You don't have to like Halo, you don't have to have even ever played Halo. While it may be true that there is no such thing as a free lunch, there is nothing about ILB that forces its product upon you, and I have a feeling that come Nov 9th a lot of people are going to be very sad their fun is over, but go on with their lives w/o giving a rat's ass whether they play Halo2 or not.

    As for me, I don't have time to crack cyphers and answer random payphones, but I'll be buying Halo 2 because Halo was the most fun multiplayer FPS I've ever played IMO. Some people may decide to buy Halo 2 because of ILB, and if not then at least they had fun playing the game, incidentally one which gets people outside and interacting rather than just staring monotonously at the television for hours. And unlike the decoder ring revealing an anticlimactic paid advertisement, the "secret" unlocked by ILB will possibly be one of the best video games ever produced - hardly a letdown.

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  26. Re:Uhh yeah by barcodeplane · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're telling someone that on slashdot...think about it...

  27. Re:Uhh yeah by bleckywelcky · · Score: 4, Funny

    Favorite quote from the Wired article:

    [...one player even braved Florida's Hurricane Ivan to answer a call at a pay phone that was destroyed shortly afterward.

    "Dude," said Puppetmaster 2, "it's a hurricane. Put the phone down."]

  28. Journal Memes make Baby Jesus Cry. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's not the worst of it. Over at Livejournal, the word "meme" has taken on the definition of "annoyingly colorful randomly-generated crap that you copy and paste into your journal". Every time I see someone calling some memegen crap a "meme", I die a little inside.

    (For the lucky uninitiated, these things work by taking some random input, hashing it and picking random elements from sets of answers.)

    --grendel drago

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  29. Re:Storyline Website Somewhere? by DragonPup · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'd recommand this. It contains files the Sleeping Princess didn't leave on the humptydumpty. Like Herzog.

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  30. Bees? Fuck 'em! Wake me up... by payndz · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...when the 'I Hate Bees' game starts. Little pollen-spreading black-and-yellow bastards.

    Not as bad as wasps, though. If there's ever an 'I Hate Wasps' game, count me in! Those fuckers have a nest somewhere in my apartment building, and when I turn my heating on for the winter I keep finding wasp corpses in my living room!

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    You must think in Russian.
  31. FireFlies Guide by clamatius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've done a bunch of research on this game since I happened to notice it early. A group of us weren't happy with the quality of reference material available and decided to start an editorial-team based Wiki.

    If you're interested in the "I Love Bees" ARG (Alternate Reality Game) and want a more in-depth view, you might want to take a look at the FireFlies Guide. For the whole picture, we have a bunch of analysis and reference info available on the rest of our Wiki.

  32. Re:Uhh yeah by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tape the superbowl so I can fast forward through the sports parts to watch the commercials (and the occasional escaped breast).

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  33. Re:WOW or: "How to have a closed mind and no fun" by Saeger · · Score: 2, Funny
    The point of all of this is that even though YOU might not care it's still blatant marketing and you are falling for it hook, line, and sinker.

    But... But... we need this kind of bullshit more than ever! You see, with fewer and fewer people required to work at useful jobs, because of accelerating productivity, we instead need to rely on this bullshit economy. We have to happily consume BS and produce more BS, otherwise we'll have to reevaluate the welfare system. :)

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  34. Well here you go by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Informative

    For those of you with no patience or time to play the game, they do have a page that comes very close to what you want. Just download all the clips and listen at your liesure. It's also fun to poke around the site and read things there but the audio portion stands up by itself.

    The Wired story had it right that it's basically a modern-day radio drama - and I think a really good one. The game around it sounds cool, sad I don't have time for that.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  35. Re:"..what exactly it is.." by g_adams27 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Read the Guide to the game for the backstory on what's been going on over the last three months.

  36. So is ILoveBees adversting, or the advertisor? by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Interesting

    People seem to dismiss ILoveBees as "YetMoreMarketing".

    But the reality is closer to Halo 2 being an ad for ILoveBees! Think about, never once on any ILoveBees area is Halo 2 mentioned. Nor will it be - the whole point of an ARG is the alternate reality! ILoveBees is devoted to slowly playing out this alternate reality, feeding you glimpses of it to get you hooked on the story. It's bulding up this alternate reality where teh Covenent are slowly snuffing out worlds, and getting closer to the Earth.

    So in a way it's a sort of inverse marketing, that tells you nothing at all about the product it's meant to get you interested in, but instead meant to get you interested enough in what is going through qualities of its own to maek you want to seek out the product yourself. Of course it helps that you have a back-link in that many people found out about it from the Halo 2 trailer, but that's not made explicit anywhere on ILoveBees.

    They make a good point in the Wired article that ILoveBees can stand on its own. I don't even plan to get Halo2 (not having an XBox) until it comes out on the mac (several years hence no doubt). But I still really enjoy listening to teh combined story, even if I don't have time to play the game itself.

    For those of a similar mind, they happily have all the audio collected in nice easy to digest chronological bits here.

    So, even though it's marketing it's the very best kind which is really not meant to sell the product - it's meant to sell the story - through only text and audio! And isn't that pretty cool all by itself?

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  37. What, it's not out yet ? by mekanizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I thought those russian BOXs with French HALO 2 were legit.

  38. Gamer fanatics.. by euxneks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some people take reality gaming a bit too far:

    Choice Quote:
    "Dude," said Puppetmaster 2, "it's a hurricane. Put the phone down."

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  39. Coke vs Pepsi. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Informative

    Okay, this is pretty dumb. This site reminds me of every stupid faked computer interaction ever to make it into a mainstream movie.

    The page loads. Then some JavaScript starts inserting crap and shifting things. Oooooo! WTF? What kind of retarded tech-type could even suspend the tiniest bit of disbelief over this?

    Sorry, but it's ludicrous from the very first page hit. At least the whole A.I. release seemed to be a technologically-grounded puzzle, rather than a silly, contrived, visual presentation.


    Yeah! I have the same problem with books!

    It's like, you're supposed to believe that the words written on a sheaf of dead tree sheets is actually happening when obviously they're just words put there by some printing press! How insulting to a person's intelligence is that?! And you even have to turn the sheets of paper over yourself! The whole thing is a total crock! Totally unbelievable!

    And then there's D&D. . , where people say they're somebody else, when really they're just spinning falsehoods. Don't even get me started on D&D!

    Though, joking aside, I can see totally your point. The fact that you're having the "failure to suspend disbelief reaction", (which to be fair, I entirely shared when looking at the Bees page), means that it could have been done a lot better.

    The way I would have done it, off the top of my head, is to have made a web page or series of web pages which look like they'd actually been altered in a conventional way, but by a source with a fantastic origin. In a fictional story where it is possible to send matter and energy back through time, how hard is it to accept that electrons and magnetic charges stored on a web server can be manipulated from the future? Remember the phone message system to the future used in, "12 Monkeys"? --That kind of logic was clean and plausible, some variation of which could easily be used to introduce fictional elements into the real world in this case. Anything is possible with fiction. That's the point. There is no good excuse for clumsy "style over substance" mistakes. --A desperate commando from the future seeking help in the past I doubt is going to waste his time making clever looking javascript graphics. (Unless of course, you're trying to show that he's a fucking idiot. He was on the losing side, was he? Hmm.)

    But then, the nature of this game was dreamed up by a team which included, most likely, a lot of marketing people and not enough solid creative types who had command veto. Marketing people have the curious problem of being very smart and very stupid at the same time. It's really hard, apparently, to wash the 'slick' off a marketing drone. Most things dreamed up by marketing drones tend to have that subtle odor of, "Coke vs Pepsi". It makes me very badly not want to buy stuff. Ever.

    But, clearly, we're in the minority.


    -FL