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Tom's Holiday Buying Guide
Thoreau writes "With the holidays just around the corner, it's nice to have some help in finding just the right gift for your gadget hungry friends and family. Tom's Hardware seems to think they have the answers for this year's holiday season. Everything from Swiss Army memory sticks, to monitors that Bill Gates couldn't even afford!"
All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth.
Two freaks, no foes. It takes absolutely nothing to make some people angry.
FTFA: Sex And The Sidekick ???WTF??? How blatant is that????
Christmas buying guides are nothing but adverts anyway, and this article is nothing but a slash-ad. GRRRR. Did you see the boobs on that model holding the side kick? She could sell me SCO stock, if she was holding it like that, petting it gently! (*passes out*)
The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
Wow! Mrs Claus is skankier than I had imagined, but for some reason, I just have to buy a T-Mobile Sidekick II.
Larry Ellison is definitely putting his name down for one.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
Why, oh why, does that fat-bellied-white-bearded guy get all the sexy chicks? *sniff*
Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
They don't list a price for the one thing I'd really want...
...but how do I buy the chick in the santa costume?
"Capital punishment makes the state into a murderer. Imprisonment makes the state into a gay dungeon-master"
can't also be afforded to be built, especially if the US govt expects to award it to the lowest bidder.
Does the T-Mobile Sidekick II come with a fully licensed copy of Mrs. Claus? 8-)
Looks like Tom's Hardware has closed early for the holidays this year...
Didn't realize anyone considered a $94 widget that won't be allowed through the security check at U.S. airports a "stocking stuffer." (I'm talking about the Swiss Army Knife + USB)
In my household, items of that size and price are wrapped in progressively larger boxes to draw attention to their, well, size and price. (Still talking about the Swiss Army Knife + USB here.)
If Mrs. Clause is the gamer, I'll be the seat... I even come with a stick shift for those really intense.... games
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K.E.G. Party Chairman
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Kind of hard to read this article at work with dumbass geekboy-Mrs. Claus fantasy pictures plastered everywhere.
Yeah, but I like a challenge.
It'd be nice if the link pointed to the FIRST page of the holiday buyer's guide rather than the page where the submitter was spanking his monkey while submitting the /. story.
In Soviet Russia, I ruled you
She's not German. You don't see many German women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, they are often mistaken for German men!
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there *are* no German women. And the Germans just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is of course ridiculous.
Mr. "I Love My Mac", you're one of the people he's talking to.
I don't respond to AC's.
No kidding! My boss walked by while I was looking at the page with the $1,999 OQO, and damned near fired me on the spot for using company resources to view obscene material.
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
she's already married. To the fat guy.
Are you kidding me? The most expensive display I saw on the site was $7,999.. not only could he buy as many of those as they sell, but he can buy the company that makes them, the companies that make the components, and the companies that make the toilet paper that go in the bathrooms of all said companies.