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Mass Transit Meets The Incredibles

Chuckstar writes "Salon.com has an article about SkyWeb Express, a futuristic-looking mass transit system similar to the monorail in the evil villain's secret lair in The Incredibles. What is unique about this system is that individual 3-passenger cars travel independently between stations, which are located on side-tracks so cars only need to stop at the final destination. Apparently, the system is relatively cheap to install, cost efficient per passenger mile, and much more flexible than traditional mass transit. The New York Post covered the topic last month."

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  1. Monoooooooorail by allowat76 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mono-doh!

    1. Re:Monoooooooorail by syynnapse · · Score: 5, Funny

      I find it funny that this why my first thought upon reading the blurb.

      formula goes as such:
      new slashdot article
      race to think of relevant nerd-culture reference
      try to post before another nerd gets to it.

      clearly, i've lost this round.

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      System.out.println(syynnapse.getSig());

    2. Re:Monoooooooorail by secretsquirel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
      Like a genuine,
      Bona fide,
      Electrified,
      Six-car
      Monorail!
      What'd I say?
      Ned Flanders: Monorail!
      Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
      Patty+Selma: Monorail!
      Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
      [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
      Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
      Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
      Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
      Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
      Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
      Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
      Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
      Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
      Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
      Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
      I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
      Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
      All: Monorail!
      Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
      All: Monorail!
      Lyle Lanley: Once again...
      All: Monorail!
      Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
      Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
      All: Monorail!
      Monorail!
      Monorail!
      [big finish]
      Monorail!
      Homer: Mono... D'oh!

  2. Flexible? by mfh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently, the system is relatively cheap to install, cost efficient per passenger mile, and much more flexible than traditional mass transit.

    Flexible it would be if Elastigirl helped to invent it!

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  3. Why Sky*Web*? by Takeel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why in the heck is the word "Web" in SkyWeb?

    "Ha ha! We will put the word 'web' in our product's name! It has a computer! From the future!"

    1. Re:Why Sky*Web*? by blahlemon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Blasphemy! There was no web before the internet!

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    2. Re:Why Sky*Web*? by athakur999 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Before the WWW, spiders use to spin spidergophers.

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    3. Re:Why Sky*Web*? by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think SkyNet would be much catchier.....

  4. raises a pinky by Steeltalon · · Score: 2, Funny

    an eeeeevil monorail?

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  5. Hmmmm by Dorsai42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "travel independently between stations", "cheap to install "cost efficient per passenger mile" "much more flexible than traditional mass transit" Gauranteed to never be implemented anywhere

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  6. No Simpsons Jokes yet... Come on.... by Graemee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe Lenard Nimoy is available for the opening.

    1. Re:No Simpsons Jokes yet... Come on.... by samberdoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shelbyville now has a monorail

    2. Re:No Simpsons Jokes yet... Come on.... by UWC · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe Lenard Nimoy is available for the opening

      Lenard Nimoy? Is this some crazy fusion of Sarek and Spock?

      Yeah, I took your semi-geeky Simpsons reference typo and pulled it into full-on Trekkie territory. BAM!

      (Explanation for the potentially confused: Mark Lenard played Sarek, Spock's father. And I should hope everyone knows of Leonard Nimoy)

  7. Freaky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    PBS is forcing me to watch ads.

    This train waits for ME.

    Am I Soviet Russia?

  8. Never do a monorail system on a desert island by Himring · · Score: 4, Funny

    The other is, never do a movie when Vicini is a manager over insurance agents!!! Hahahahahah!!! *gasp* /dead

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  9. Instead of monorails, how about railguns? by physicsphairy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure, part of your vehicle would vaporize and you would probably be centrifuged into your constituent molecules on turns, but just think how fast you could get where you wanted to go?

    P.S. I loved "The Incredibles". Thank you pixar for consistently violating the Hollywood tradition of making sucky movies.

  10. Probably popular with teenagers by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can already see teenagers "renting" a pod, covering the windows and circling the city over and over and over . . .

  11. Maze Cars by codefool · · Score: 2, Funny

    This sounds very much like the maze cars of Logan's Run fame.

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  12. Re:Three passengers by Yoje · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because 3 is the magic number.

  13. What happens when homeless guys sleep/piss in it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because they will.

  14. Sorry I couldn't get this to you... by Red+Rocket · · Score: 3, Funny


    but which I have to remind myself I will never see in operation in my life.

    ...before you passed away.
    WVU PRT

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  15. Re:Cars are 2000lbs. poorly guided bombs. by micromoog · · Score: 2, Funny
    SkyWeb only stops at your final destination.

    Heh, that makes it sound a little frightening.

  16. Re:The reason for Three by Spunk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Three shall be the number of the seating and the number of the seating shall be three. Four shalt thou not seat, neither shalt thou seat two, excepting that thou then also seateth passenger three. Five is right out.

  17. Bad code monkey...bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    An unhandled exception of type 'System.CarPileUpException' occurred in SkyWebExpress.dll
    Additional information: Windows ME

  18. Re:Cars are 2000lbs. poorly guided bombs. by Roger_Wilco · · Score: 2, Funny

    Retrofitting isn't too tricky, if the need is sufficiently dire. Consider Oxford St. in London; the last I saw it, perhaps 10 years ago, it was buses and taxis only.

    Just say "these streets are buses only", and you're done. It'll help build demand for the buses too. :)