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Harrison Ford Confirms Indiana Jones IV Production

phoric writes "According to TheIndyExperience.com, Harrison Ford has confirmed that his role in the much-rumored production of another Indiana Jones sequel is indeed true. However, he admits that future sequels may feature a younger actor, similar to the James Bond series post-Connery."

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  1. This Just in.... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 5, Funny

    The title announced will be: Indiana Jones and The Search For More Money

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    1. Re:This Just in.... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not at all, I love making money. I just can't miss the opportunity to make (wise/dumb)ass remarks :)

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    2. Re:This Just in.... by nkh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And this times, with twice more nazis butchered and decapitated than previously shown on screen!

      Seriously, this is great news to me that Ford will continue for a last movie. Of course the "young Indy" will fail miserably but it doesn't really matter, the Indiana Jones franchise was almost dead anyway, a last movie with Harrison Ford is greatly appreciated.

    3. Re:This Just in.... by AndrossUT · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't wait for the Indiana Jones IV merchandising.. Indy the Breakfast Cereal, Indy the Lunchbox, and my personal favourite, Indiana Jones the Flamethrower.

    4. Re:This Just in.... by Neward+Rylet · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Indiana Jones happy fun ball!

    5. Re:This Just in.... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Funny
      With Rick Moranis as an evil nazi?

      Now that would be ironic.

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    6. Re:This Just in.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Jesus H Christ and his black brother Bart. You clowns have missed the perfect topical title:

      Indiana Jones And The Hunt For WMD's

    7. Re:This Just in.... by Taladar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is a bad thing to ruin a good series of movies by making a bad sequel just for money.

    8. Re:This Just in.... by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm thinking product placements of Metamucil, Depends undergarments and Viagra.

    9. Re:This Just in.... by piper-noiter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well yes there is always a limit. I didn't demand that Khan take over the world just b/c its the 90's, James Bond to grow older, or Michael Jackson to stay black either. Still, I like it when things weave together so nice. (except for the eugenics war thing)

      And holiday specials never count.

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  2. 62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. by amigoro · · Score: 4, Interesting
    IESB.net: Is Indy 4 still going to be made? Ford: "No doubt about it." IESB.net: Could a younger actor play Indiana Jones in Indy 4? Ford: "No problem, but Indy IV is mine." Ford also added that he wouldn't mind having a younger actor play Indy in future films, which is similar to what was done with the James Bond films after Sean Connery left. IESB.net: Will you be doing your own stunts for Indiana Jones 4? Ford: "At least some of them."

    Harrison ford was born on 13 July 1942. That makes his 62. So we are going to have a 62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. Mr. Ford must be one fit senior citizen.


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    1. Re:62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

      So we are going to have a 62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts.

      And then he goes home at night and bones a woman 20 years his junior

      Mr. Ford must be one fit senior citizen.

      I for one welcome our new fit geriatric, younger woman shagging, stunt performing, actor overlords

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    2. Re:62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. by idiotnot · · Score: 4, Funny

      And then he goes home at night and bones a woman 20 years his junior

      More like 35, 40 years his junior, knowing Hollywood these days.

      Indiana Jones and the Quest for Young Poon. Starring Harrison Ford and Natalie Portman (no grits).

    3. Re:62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. by Hatta · · Score: 3, Funny

      Harrison ford was born on 13 July 1942. That makes his 62. So we are going to have a 62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. Mr. Ford must be one fit senior citizen.

      So what you're saying is, they're filming on location in Korea?

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    4. Re:62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 3, Funny

      Indiana Jones and the Quest for Young Poon.

      Scene 24 ought to be smashing.

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    5. Re:62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. by daniil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sean Connery was born in 1930. That didn't stop him from playing in The Rock in 1996, at the age of 66.

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    6. Re:62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. by WaterBreath · · Score: 2, Funny

      I always found it funny that Connery, playing Indy's dad, is actually only 12 years older than Ford.

      Although, given the Jones' infamous libido, maybe that's not too far-fetched.

    7. Re:62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. by robyannetta · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Sean Connery was born in 1930. That didn't stop him from playing in The Rock in 1996, at the age of 66.

      Just because Connery is eligible for Social Security, dosen't mean he's not a good actor.

      I just hope he keeps away from the sequel market in the future. It makes him look like he's selling out.

      I'd like to see Connery starring in new Branaugh 'Shakespeare' productions, tho. He's one of the best classically trained actors out there. Him AND Patrick Stewart.

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    8. Re:62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Hey, if he can pull it off, more power to him. He's one of the few actors who piss me off these days, and has always been about making good films.

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    9. Re:62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'd like to see Connery starring in new Branaugh 'Shakespeare' productions, tho. He's one of the best classically trained actors out there.

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  3. Jones? Is that you? by Lu+Xun · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I don't know, Ford is Indiana to my mind; a new actor just wouldn't make sense to me. I wasn't around for the James Bond switchovers though.

    With the Indiana franchise I'd like to see a "Batman Beyond" switchover, with Ford as an aging Indy and some new disciple taking his place.

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    1. Re:Jones? Is that you? by Pflipp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With Bond, they were lucky to have Roger Moore, who already played The Saint. The character of the Saint is not very different to Bond's (especially within the hands of Moore, of course), so I guess that the audience could quite well get used to it.

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    2. Re:Jones? Is that you? by Basehart · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes, Roger Moore slipped into 007's shoes very nicely. I really liked Moore as bond. Almost as good as Connery and Brosnan in the ruthless bastard department.

      I am worried about the proposed successor to Brosnan though.

  4. Who would play the role? by kegwell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Didn't they learn their lesson the first time when they released "Young Indiana Jones". Don't get me wrong, Indiana Jones is my favorite series of movies, but there is a time when you need to put things to rest.

    1. Re:Who would play the role? by ajs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Didn't they learn their lesson the first time when they released "Young Indiana Jones"."

      Of course they did. You do realize that that was a highly successful series, right?

    2. Re:Who would play the role? by delus10n0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Young Indiana Jones was a semi-trial run of a lot of ILM's signature special effects. They used the TV show to "practice", so to speak..

      There was an interesting show about special effects in general (on A&E I think) and it had a segment on Young Indy/ILM.

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  5. Indiana Jones IV: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Search for the Titanium Hip.

  6. Actors shouldn't be interchangeable by tyrus568 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have always detested that about the James Bond series. If Harrison Ford can't play Indiana Jones then just let it die. Please. That said, I have high hopes for this movie which I'm sure will come crashing down as soon as they announce Ice Cube to be the villain.

  7. I hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    They frikkin' get the cuisine of the countries where the new "Temples of Doom" will be located. Do you have any idea how irritating it is to walk into a restaurant in New Delhi and have a tourist fuckface go: "So where's the eyeball soup". What a bunch of maaderchods.

  8. Consider this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Harrison Ford is 62 years old.
    Sylvester Stallone is 58 years old.
    Arnold Schwarzenegger is 57 years old.

    These guys were the primary action heroes while I was growing up. Man. Now _I_ feel old.

    1. Re:Consider this. by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Insightful

      John Wayne is dead
      George Reeve is dead
      Buster Keaton is dead
      Johnny Weissmuller is dead

      These guys were the primary action heroes while I was growing up. There. Now you can feel young again :-)

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    2. Re:Consider this. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Buster Keaton? ... he's not an action hero, he's a physical comedian. A great one, given, but he's also an entire generation off from the rest of your list. Unless there's another Buster Keaton I don't know about...

      http://imdb.com/name/nm0000036/

    3. Re:Consider this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whisky and DRIVE DOWN TO TEXAS...

  9. IJ Joke (for people who like being punched in the) by OccidentalSlashy · · Score: 2, Funny

    face:

    Your momma is so fat, she auditioned for a role in Indiana Jones as the big rolling ball!!

    Snap.

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  10. Re:Dear god please... by vena · · Score: 4, Funny

    or young sidekicks for "comedic relief."

    you mean like short round?

  11. Title Guesses by falser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indiana Jones and the Search for the Fountain of Youth
    Seriously Dude, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, For Real This Time
    Indiana Jones and the Geriatric Years
    Indiana Jones VII, the search for Indian Jones IV, V and VI

  12. George Lucas by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    George Lucas, from what I hear, is having a much more active role in the script writing. My guess, the script will go a little something like this: Indiana Jones drives an 18 wheeler into the Taj Mahal after discovering that it contains some Nazi Memorabila. He engages in an epic battle with some ancient Nazi general, who cuts off his hand. In a later scene, he goes to visit his father, who is on his deathbed, in an iron lung in a hospital. Between heavy breaths, Connery lets Ford know that the german woman from Last Crusade is actually his sister.
    At this point the movie will end... gotta have material for a sequel, yknow.

    I haven't found out where the "Meeesta Jones" Jackie-Chan-esque kid fits into the plot yet...

  13. :o by kazoosandinstruments · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone else read that as:
    Harrison Ford confirms, Indiana Jones IV Production is dying ?

  14. In the words of Indy & Panama Hat... by Rahga · · Score: 5, Funny

    Harrison ford was born on 13 July 1942. That makes his 62. So we are going to have a 62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. Mr. Ford must be one fit senior citizen.....

    Indy: "It belongs in a museum."

    Panama Hat: "So do you."

    (video clip of it here)

    1. Re:In the words of Indy & Panama Hat... by dr.badass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Harrison ford was born on 13 July 1942. That makes his 62.

      You gotta admit, for 62, the man looks pretty fucking good.

      Remember also that he was in his late 30s/early 40s when he was not just Indiana Jones, but also Han Solo, and Rick Deckard. The man is a badass.

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  15. Never say never again? by surelars · · Score: 3, Insightful
    (Opps - title already used)

    Indy always was a dignified fellow, so there's no reason he can be the older professor, gray hair and all, saving the world. Heck, it worked for Connery - as Bond and as Indy's sidekick. I have no problem with at all with a 60+ Indy.

    Go for it.

  16. Ford in IJ 4, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    This just in: the title of the 5th film will be Indian Jones, with a younger, cheaper Indian actor to replace the aging old Ford. Production due to start in Bangalore in late 2009.

    ps: sorry about this post. please mod this to -1 as soon as possible to protect the children.

  17. George Lucas happy with script by mikeboone · · Score: 4, Funny

    George is happy with the script. I wonder who will be Indy's CGI sidekick?

    1. Re:George Lucas happy with script by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They can't decide between the hip-hop iPod wearing talking Nazi-experiment gone wrong talking moose or the kung-fu fighting reptile man.

      Some want his sidekick to be his cute younger daughter who will bring in more young males to the box office, but the studio is afraid to get an R-rating for "showing of the belly button" or "girl wearing tight t-shirt" in today's "moral" America.

  18. A younger disciple, like, maybe, his son? by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With the Indiana franchise I'd like to see a "Batman Beyond" switchover, with Ford as an aging Indy and some new disciple taking his place.

    A younger disciple, like, maybe, his son?

    Sean Connery as Grandpa Jones, Harrison Ford as Daddy Jones, and, I dunno, Hugh Jackman, or Leonardo DiCaprio, as Jones Jr? Maybe Karen Allen [the original Lost Ark love interest] as Mrs Jones?

    Of course, Steven Spielberg [having ditched Amy Irving for Kate Capshaw, of Temple of Doom fame], and Harrison Ford, having ditched a succession of wives for some damned whore from Ally McBeal, are probably not the kinds of guys to whom it might occur to portray fatherhood in a favorable light.

    1. Re:A younger disciple, like, maybe, his son? by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Leonardo DiCaprio, as Jones Jr?

      You, sir, deserve to be pistol-whipped.

    2. Re:A younger disciple, like, maybe, his son? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, that would suck. And I'm saying that as a head-strong, chauvenistic white male. Here's why.

      I love the Indiana Jones films. I love the "history" twist, the Indiana Jones attitude (which I mention here), and just the general premise of being Indiana Jones myself (yes, even at 22, I have such fantasies. Call me a child, I dare you.) Indiana Jones is a character that many men idealize and idolize - the typical male hero.

      Say what you want about there needing to be more "strong female characters" in movies. I'll say that trying to put women in typically male roles result in shitty movies (such as Tomb Raider) because they're so purely over the top and inplausable that it makes people groan in disbelief. Indiana Jones (Raiders) had a strong female lead: she was tough as nails, sassy, and could hold her own in most cases - except for when Indy rescued her. Granted, you might see that as a 'weakness' but Indy had weakness too - being sentimental and having a fear of snakes - so it definately wasn't a "males are superior" portrayal.

      Now, if you want to have an Indiana Jones film with a strong female supporting character, I'm all fine with that. If you want strong female leads, look to shit like Xena, Tomb Raider, and other such improbable characters. Indiana Jones is about a male archeologist who has the role of "hero" fighting Nazis. I'd be fine with another supporting female such as a daughter, ala Marion, because she was a believeable character, and those are generally the best kind. When you recommended a "strong leading female" all I could think of was a) Tomb Raider and b) the "This is UNIX, I know this!" girl in Jurassic Park, and it scared me because those characters were poorly conceived.

      Personally, I envision Indiana Jones 4 being a Grandfather-Father-Son type paragidm, with someone else playing the main action hero - as the son. Maybe make the son a research paeleontologist - or something like that - with a wild streak (similar to Indy's). Maybe he despises his father's and grandfather's work because it caused distance between them. Let's say he goes to a family reunion, and Dad and Grandpa try nad pull him into a search for some ancient lost artifact (let's say it's 1950 or so). There's still potential there for Nazis (or bloody commies! they're easy to demonize too!), and there's a chance to both "pass the torch" to a new Dr. Jones and to develop his character, as well as have a good story with both Indiana Jones and his son.

      Now, I think the real challenge in this scenario would be finding a person to play the role that is both manly, witty/sarcastic, and charismic. It's hard to find someone that could 'act' that role without at least sharing the traits (Johny Depp or Orlando Bloom? No, I don't think so. While great actors, they're only human and not the type at all). Off hand, I can't think of anyone that's a known entity in Hollywood who would be good for the role, at all. Maybe they'll turn up a yet-unknown tallent, and we'll have an honest-to-goodness resurgence of acton films again. There does not seem to be too many manly male actors in Hollywood over the last couple years.

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    3. Re:A younger disciple, like, maybe, his son? by DourSalmon · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'll say that trying to put women in typically male roles result in shitty movies (such as Tomb Raider) because they're so purely over the top and inplausable that it makes people groan in disbelief

      So Ellen Ripley in Aliens is what, some kind of an anomaly? In my opinion, the problem is not that women are in strong roles, it's tht often women are still used as sex-objects in those strong roles. it's kinda ridiculous when someone fighting nazis/aliens/zombies/whatever has to worry about her boobs popping out of an improbably small outfit. That is the problem with Xena and Tomb Raider and any number of other films, certainly. However there are examples of films featuring women in strong roles that doesn't seem oriented at the adolescent male masturbatory fantasy set.

      I should say that as a guy, I'm not totally opposed to the boob-pooping scenarios however.

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  19. Re:it will die... by Xzzy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like Ford as much as the next guy, but billing him up as the midas touch for movies seems a bit excessive.

    Star Wars didn't die because Ford wasn't involved with the prequels. Star Wars died because Lucas was involved. ;)

  20. heh by trevdak · · Score: 3, Funny

    I got a bad feeling about this... has never rung more true.

  21. Swap him for someone with bigger tits, please. by Dominic+Burns · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about Angelina Jolie?

    Oh, wait....

  22. confusing Doctor Jones with Doctor Who by sagefire.org · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Have you ever noticed that Regeneration episodes are among the best episodes of Doctor Who?

    It's interesting that we all say, "No! Only Harrison can ever be Indy!" but people have no problem with Tom Baker being replaced by Peter Davison, then Colin, then Sylvester, etc...

    I think more Indy movies will fail (though this one may pull an audience like Connery did in Never Say Never Again) not due to anything having to do with Mr. Ford.

    When Spielberg made the Indy movies, he was reviving the Saturday serials of distant movie lore. He had a sense of nostalgia and a sense of love for the project. After seeing some recent Speilberg work, I don't think he is capable of the innocent fervor needed to cut a successful Indy movie together.

    1. Re:confusing Doctor Jones with Doctor Who by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dr. Who, however, is pure science fiction.

      Indiana Jones is a historical fiction with a touch of fantasy.

      Personally, I think that it would be better to create a new character in this particular film that would produce his own spinoff series, and continue the "Archaeologist vs. Nazi" saga in there. This way, he won't need to try and fit Indiana Jones' shoes, and create a character all his own, while still sharing continuity with the Indiana Jones universe.

  23. Like James Bond? by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 2, Funny

    However, he admits that future sequels may feature a younger actor, similar to the James Bond series post-Connery."

    Or how about before Roger Moore with George Lazenby? Oh that was horrific!

  24. Sorry, No Way.... by NormAtHome · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sorry but no one can replace Harison Ford as Indiana Jones, I just can't see any actor stepping into that role.

  25. They should just wait another 20 years. by Hodr · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they wait long enough they can just CG him into the following Indiana movies. Then he could have multiple roles (young Indy, based off the Star Wars texture (or possibly River Phoenix, etc.), the Indy we are all used to, and possible the "real" indie as a cameo.

    Hell, they could throw Humphrey Bogart and James Dean, and everyone else they have been editing into commercials (they're families don't seem to mind the images of their loved ones being used to sell Coke or Mustangs).

    In any case, I think it will eventually happen that all our "best" actors will go and get completely character modeled, then the models will be saved for future use, and this may be the best thing that could happen to them (Imagine a character with the looks of Jessica Simpson, the voice of James Earl Jones, and the acting ability of 20 character modeling experts....)

    1. Re:They should just wait another 20 years. by goofyheadedpunk · · Score: 5, Funny
      Imagine a character with the looks of Jessica Simpson, the voice of James Earl Jones...

      Do I have to?
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  26. How will they handle it? by sheemwaza · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am intrigued... This series always used the Nazis as bad guys, which always worked out well. Now, if they play to his age as opposed to ignoring it, they can set the films in the early cold war. Think about it -- Russians, nuclear bombs, espionage. Not necessarily standard IJ fare, but interesting nonetheless.

    1. Re:How will they handle it? by Ann+Elk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Indiana Jones and the Clear and Present Danger?

  27. Re:it will die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lucas is allowed to be involved. In fact, he should be involved, he is a creative visionary.

    The caveat, though, is that someone or something has to be around to keep him on a leash. On the first trilogy he had small budgets and the actors were willing to talk back to him. He also didn't do all the writing and directing by himself. Nowadays he gets to control every aspect of the picture and nobody will tell him when he's wrong. It's not the best environment for his films.

  28. How about the city of Atlantis? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd really like an adaptation of "Indiana Jones and the fate of Atlantis" for the widescreen.

    That game ROCKED. And don't worry about previous videogame adaptations. Those were usually action games adapted with a sucky story. Here we're talking about a game which is ACTUALLY a story.

    1. Re:How about the city of Atlantis? by adamjaskie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would we get to see him wander around in circles trying to figure out the puzzles? "Woops, better go back and find out what I have to turn that sundial thingie to for the door to open..."

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  29. Age Wasn't Behind Connery's Departure From Bond by reallocate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It wasn't advancing age that prompted Connery to leave Bond behind.

    Connery is currently 74. He retired from the Bond franchise after "You Only Live Twice" in 1967, when he was 37. He played Bond again, at 53, in 1983's "Never Say Never Again".

    I suspect that if Connery had stood to be paid as much as Ford gets paid to do Indiana Jones, his willingess to play Bond would have increased accordingly.

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  30. Hmm... by dnaumov · · Score: 2, Funny

    Indiana Jones... FOREVER?

    Sorry, couldn't resist :)

  31. Re:it will die... by darth_linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    the main indicator will be if Indy 4 is a prequel. We can meet Indy's dad as a youth learning the ways of the For... err.. archeology.

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  32. on the fence by CAIMLAS · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Man, I'm really on the fence on this one.

    On one hand, Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones. He's also Han Solo. You simply can't replace him in those roles, because everyone - everyone - associates the roles with the face, voice, and (most importantly) personality of Harrison Ford. Replacing Ford with someone else for the role of Indy just wouldn't work unless they tried really bloody hard to find some one with the same tongue-in-cheek sassy wit and lopsided grin - all without looking either too scholarly or two action-hero like. They'd need to find the "everyman intellectual" look, I think - as, it seems to me, Indy is the intellectual Ash.

    On the other hand, I'd really like to see more Indiana Jones films, as I grew up on the John Williams soundtracks for Indy, the witty quips, and such. Indiana Jones was, to a large degree, what motivated my interest in both history and archeology. I've got countless photos of both me and my brother dressed up in brown fedoras, kackis, and the closest thing we could find to a leather vest, while holding whips. It'd just make my toes tingle. Though, can they do as well a job on Indy 4 (and any further sequels) as they did on Indy 1 and 3? Indy 2 kinda stunk. Would they truly Bond-ify Indiana Jones, or would they do it in a respectable manner that made it cool?

    On still another hand, Indiana Jones relies on the Nazis to make him cool. Without Nazis or some massive empire of evil to fight that can be universally seen as evil, Indy has nothing. That doesn't make it easy to bring Indy to the current day - ala Bond. Maybe if they were to have a series of Chronicles, all placed in the WW2 era, it might work. But then there'd be a stronger need for Ford to play Dr. Jones.

    On still another hand, if you look at the Bond films, none of the James Bonds were as good as Connery except for maybe Brosnan. I'd argue that Connery is simply too cool for Bond, and that Brosnan does, in my mind, fit the Bond prototype image better - at least for modern day. I imagine the case may have been different in the 1950's. :) It seems that, to some degree, Bond may have been effeminated over the years - or at least since the 1980's - at least in appearance.

    Now, Harrison Ford's Indy was a "man's man". He drinks. He likes women. He doesn't like mindless women, and he likes them to remain quiet. He can take a beating while dishing one out. He's as sharp as a whip and can think inventively in times of need. He is, in a sense, an "idol", someone that almost every male can relate to on most levels, and still someone that can be looked up to. What I wonder is, in today's "progressive" society, would they bastardize the Indiana Jones character and take out all those character traits to make Indy more PC? They did so with Bond, to a large degree, and I do say the franchise suffered for it.

    Anyway, I could go on all day like this... I think I'll watch some Indiana Jones tonight. :P

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  33. some senior citizens would surprise you... by catbertscousin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work for a small production company. While we have a fair sized group of mid-twenties gaffers, and grips, and PA's to do the "grunt work", the core people never fail to amaze me. Our still photographer is in his mid-sixties, an avid hiker, and runs two miles a day on his lunch break. Our senior engineer is also in his sixties, and was out lugging cables in the woods last summer dispite a knee replacement two months previously. Our DP is over seventy, and can lug fully loaded film camera cases further than I, a mid-twenties 2ndAC, can. Our Director, in his early sixties, has been known to climb trees, carry arc lights up small mountains, and help push a stuck generator trailer out of three inch deep mud. They can also work longer nights than we young'uns can, and be fresher and more alert while the rest of us are stumbling around like zombies. Fit senior citizens are not to be ignored, IMHO.

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    1. Re:some senior citizens would surprise you... by lambadomy · · Score: 3, Funny

      This reminds me of an interview with Adrien Brody I saw, talking about making "The Pianist". Roman Polansky is describing what he wants him to do in a scene..."Ok, you go in that building, climb up the stairs, climb out the window, walk along the sill, then jump across to the other building and climb inside". Brody says ok...has anyone actually done this. So 70 year old Polansky goes and does everything and comes out and says "There, someone has done it, now go do it."

  34. Re:Whip & Walker! by ValourX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, if Clint Eastwood in his 60s can walk into a bar in The Unforgiven and still say "Any man who doesn't wanna get killed, just clear on out the back," and mean it, then I'd wager Harrison Ford, at 62, can walk into a Nazi stronghold and say "Dunno -- I'll think of something," and mean it too.

    Okay, so WW2 is over. That doesn't mean there aren't still Nazis. If I were writing Indiana Jones 4, it would be in South America where the Nazis have fled with the Spear of Destiny.

    It can work.

    -Jem

  35. Re:it will die... by Anubis350 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    how about playing his own father or uncle or something? Lucaas did this with Lukes uncle owen, who plays his own father in the prequels. Not to mention he couldve played an entirely different character. I'm not saying Ford's presence would have saved the new trilogy by itself, but an actor of ford's credentials could afford to stand up to lucas and try to stop some of his more terrible ideas (like jar-jar). As a previous poster has said, its not that lucas shouldnt have been involved (he did create it after all), he just needs someone to keep his visions in check. An actor like ford would have managed that

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  36. similar to the James Bond series post-Connery..... by spagthorpe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Most people don't know that Roger Moore (born 1927) was actually older than Sean Connery (born 1930) by three years. Was a shock to me as well at the time I found out. I had always assumed that Roger Moore was Connery's younger replacement.

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  37. I thought there was already old jokes in it... by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Sure it is an action movie, but Indiana Jones is one of those characters that can be funny... ...an old rumor, years ago was that Spielberg wasn't going to do another Indiana Jones movie, then he got a spec script featuring a lot of old man jokes and humor in it as well as the action. A mature Jones, with mature problems, and still trying to be the adventurer that he remembers in his mind.

    I personally won't want to see an Indiana Jones movie with Ford in it unless it does make fun in some way his inability to get around anymore. If it doesn't, it will be a joke, and no one will believe it. It is part of where Harrison Ford is now. Better to surf the staples of adventure and humor in this one than do the opposite and try to make a stab at seriousness.

  38. Give it up by Wes+Janson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As good as Indiana Jones is, there always comes a time when it's necessary to just let it go. The original movies were, are, and will continue to be classics. Creating more films in an attempt to replicate the success of the first ones, will never succeed. There's no way a replacement could ever be found for Harrison Ford, and even if there was, there's no similar replacement for the Nazis. The Russians belong to Bond. Quite frankly, everything exists in a specific time and place, and the window of opportunity for Indiana Jones has probably already expired. You only have so much time in which you can continue the series and have them remain relevent. Fifty years from now, will the next generation appreciate and enjoy the original Indiana Jones films like we do now? After a hundred years, the threat of Nazism will have diminished greatly in the minds of most the world. To sum it all up, I think trying to continue the IJ franchise is a losing battle from the start-impossible to do successfully, and eventually worthless even if accomplished.

  39. Storyline by MagicDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    An advance copy of the script show that the movie starts out with Indy three days away from retiring as professor of archeology when he's sent on a quest to retrive the Talisman of Zohoma. After negotiating the traps of the temple and narrowly avoiding being blown up by a neo-nazi patrol, Indy comments on how he's "Getting too old for this shit."

  40. Re:you know, technically... by phoric · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, according to the Knight, the power of the grail would be lost once they crossed the seal in the chamber where Connery was shot. Whoever wanted to live forever had to stay within the confines of the cave, supposedly to protect the grail until the next challenger arrived.

  41. Re:Really? You thought Roger Moore was ruthless? by k_187 · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are two things that any actor who plays James Bond must be able to make you believe.

    1. That he could kick your ass.
    2. That he could steal your woman.

    The better in balance that each actor has these two traits the better a Bond that actor will be. Of course, now we come to the bonds:

    Sean Connery. In my opinion the Bond that has these two in the best balance. I'll leave examples of why to the reader.

    George Lazenby. I would say the worst, if only because he had his scale way too far on the "Steal your woman" metric. In other words, he looked like a pussy doing the stuff that Bond does. Hell, he gets married for christ sakes. If that doesn't scream, limp wristed fighting style (in the context of Bond that is), I don't know what does. (and yes I know Connery also got married, but as I recall that was part of his cover, please correct me if I"m wrong. but my point still stands, there's a reason lazenby was gone after one movie)

    Roger Moore. A good Bond but was slightly to the woman side. He didn't look totally silly doing stunts and whatnot, but if you met the guy in a random bar, do you really think he'd beat you down? I don't think so.

    Tim Dalton. Heavy on the Ass kicking scale (as the parent points out). Dalton totally looks like he would flip out and start killing people at any moment. This is detrimental to his believabilty in scoring with the ladies, as he is ass ugly.

    Pierce Brosnan. A good balance, but just doesn't pull it off as well in my opinion as Connery did, if only because the scripts he works with tend to be god awful.

    And there we have the rankings of the Bonds, so let it be written so let it be done, or something.

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  42. Re:Really? You thought Roger Moore was ruthless? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny
    George Lazenby. I would say the worst, if only because he had his scale way too far on the "Steal your woman" metric. In other words, he looked like a pussy doing the stuff that Bond does. Hell, he gets married for christ sakes. If that doesn't scream, limp wristed fighting style (in the context of Bond that is), I don't know what does./blockquote

    Yep, nothing faggier than a man marrying a woman. I'm surprised the conservative MPAA censors allowed that to screen. Well, that's the '70's for you...
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  43. Re:Yeah, okay. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, it's so annoying when they have an actor replace another actor. Like, there have only been 7 Hamlets in the whole of human history, and THAT'S SIX HAMLETS TOO FUCKING MANY! There should have only been ONE Hamlet, and when HE died, they should have stopped making Hamlet productions. This continual resurrection of Shakespeare bullshit is utterly shameless. Robbing the grave for yet another dollar, trotting out the same tired old remakes. The don't even bother writing up new scripts anymore, it's the SAME FUCKING PLAY, AGAIN! When WILL audiences learn?

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  44. Harrison Ford: Hero, All-Around perfect guy. by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 3, Informative

    Mr. Ford must be one fit senior citizen.

    He's a senior citizen that rescued a sick hiker near his residence in Wyoming. You may have read about this, if not there are more details here.

    Harrison Ford may be the perfect guy. Rides his horses, good looking, humble... if it weren't for the Star Wars Holiday Special he made in 1978, he'd be perfect.

  45. Hmmm by rofthorax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They have the technology they should do
    and Indiana Jones movie that is computer generated..
    Then they can reuse Harrison Ford's Mannerisms
    and movements, and he can still act, no
    matter how old he gets.. Then he will have no excuse
    but to star int he movies.

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