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Games Knoppix

Quiberon writes "A distribution of Knoppix loaded with games has a bootable CD with 700 MB of open-source games, 3d support for NVIDIA, ATI, and Intel Extreme, gamepad support for XWindows. uni-kl is University of Kaiserlautern, the first on the list for distributing SuSE fixes - they are good. Every kid should have one for Christmas morning."

204 comments

  1. Yay! Ati is supported by holymoo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Interesting a distrobution that actually has support for a ati video card, where 3d is already setup. Heck, its worth downloading just for that.

    1. Re:Yay! Ati is supported by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only to find out that ati's 3d support is poor to say the least (i mean their closed source drivers) really, they suck bigtime, the opensource drivers are quite descent, but lack certain features tho

    2. Re:Yay! Ati is supported by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1, Funny

      So his redundant comment gets modded up to +5, and I get modded down to -1. That's hilarious:) I managed to get a first post modded all the way up. HAHA!

  2. One of the headlines you won't see in 2005 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux best suited platform for PC games!

    1. Re:One of the headlines you won't see in 2005 by shwouchk · · Score: 1, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our PC gaming overlords!

    2. Re:One of the headlines you won't see in 2005 by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Only old Koreans get karma for funny.

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  3. Re:Nah by PoopJuggler · · Score: 0, Troll

    Xbox cannot be given. Xbox must be earned.

  4. Am I correct... by CrackedButter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    in thinking that Michael is not celebrating xmas? He seems to be doing his duty as a hardcore geek by staying here and posting us stories for us lonely buggers to read?

    1. Re:Am I correct... by razmaspaz · · Score: 1

      Yeah...I'm waiting for my lazy family to wake up...What is your excuse?

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    2. Re:Am I correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that would have been a nice poll.

      How do you spend christmas?

      - Family. I _do_ have one.
      - Friends. I _do_ have a social life.
      - Sleeping.
      - Coding.
      - F***ing. Well, at least have an hour ago. Partner is gone coding now.
      - Writing letter of last goodbye to the world.
      - Fragging Cowboy Neal.

      I, for one, am alone in a small room in a huge empty student hall in an even larger but scaringly quiet metropolis in the 51st state, writing stupid posts on /. Can it get worse?

    3. Re:Am I correct... by Quixote · · Score: 3, Funny
      It's called automation, dude. I think the stories are just queued up, and posted at about 1 hour intervals during the day, and less frequently in the night. The times are adjusted a little, randomly, to apply a veneer of human touch.

    4. Re:Am I correct... by shoolz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Good man, michael! Being a Christmas rebel myself, it can be a bit hard when you feel like others don't understand your motivation and generally call you a scrooge or grinch (or mod you down :P ). I too have had enough of the crass commercialism of Christmas (note that marketers don't even use the C word anymore... now it's the "season" or the "holidays").

      In October, I made up my own little notes based on ideas I found on xmasresistance.org, and sent them out to my family and friends.

      They basically read "Dear family/friends/loved ones, I am truly looking forward to sharing in the friendship and togetherness of Christmas this year, however, I will not be buying gifts and I kindly ask that you do not buy a gift for me. I sincerely look forward to spending time with everyone close to me. If you feel compelled to make a gesture of giving, in lieu of a gift to me, please make a small donation to the charity of your choice on my behalf. Love Chris."

    5. Re:Am I correct... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      i'm sorry to inform you but whatever you may think choosing some links from a random irc channel or linkblog and doing two seconds worth of commenting hardly needs that much effort.

      not that hard to squeeze in on a day that you would be sitting on your ass all day long anyways!

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    6. Re:Am I correct... by utlemming · · Score: 1

      Should we call /. Scrouge Dot? Wow! This years Christmas isn't all that because important people are missing, but man alive, people are certainly bitter about it.

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    7. Re:Am I correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scrooge.

    8. Re:Am I correct... by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Same here. Family still asleep. I don't mind actually. The calm before the storm. Take some quiet time before the chaos begins.

    9. Re:Am I correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't often use the term "hero," shoolz. But you, shoolz, are the greatest hero ever to post on Slashdot.

      Be prepared for a little "bonus" the next time you submit a story to me. I'll just call you "little Roland."

      Sincerely,
      michael

    10. Re:Am I correct... by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes. Shop at Amazon instead, it's more eco-friendly.
      CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME.

      Merry Christmas you miserable gits!

    11. Re:Am I correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well...

      Maybe he's Jewish? ...

      Then again he could be pagan...

    12. Re:Am I correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am pissing myself with laughter. I know i shouldn't feed you, but good show!

    13. Re:Am I correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe he's a hindu, muslim, jew, buhddist, scientologist, (enter other religion here)

    14. Re:Am I correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ND face.

    15. Re:Am I correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh God. You've uncovered the truth. The /, editors aren't real at all - they're bots culled from Usenet and IRC.

      I have it on authority that CowboyNeal was developed from an Eliza bot that went rampant back in '98.

    16. Re:Am I correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My family doesnt give me gifts anyway, so instead of not giving me gifts, they can not donate money to charity instead. Hooray!

    17. Re:Am I correct... by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Actually according to a Jewish friend, the 25th was Shabbat or something like that.`

  5. GPL? by mowler2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Isnt it a GPL violation to ship the Linux kernel together with nvidia binary modules?

    1. Re:GPL? by nutznboltz · · Score: 1

      There may be ways around it. Consider that NTFS is supported on Knoppix by running the MicroSoft NTFS drivers off of a Windows filesystem.

    2. Re:GPL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not because extra software/drivers are included that they should suddenly change licence.

      Nothing holds you back to include non-GPL drivers with a GPL kernel, as long as the drivers are not based on a GPL driver and the GPL kernel is distributed according to the GPL rules.

    3. Re:GPL? by un1xl0ser · · Score: 3, Informative

      It said it had nVidia support, not the drivers from nVidia. I would suspect they are using Open Source drivers (nv module).

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    4. Re:GPL? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1, Troll

      Who cares? Have a merry Christmas and go play the games and quit complaining!

    5. Re:GPL? by m50d · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's OK under the "mere aggregation" clause

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    6. Re:GPL? by pmjordan · · Score: 5, Informative

      It says 3D support, so it must be the closed source ones. However, as others have pointed out, the nvidia modules aren't being distributed as part of the kernel, but simply taint it at runtime when they are loaded.

      ~phil

    7. Re:GPL? by northcat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      -6 moron.

    8. Re:GPL? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      No, because Linus has given permission for it.

    9. Re:GPL? by r00zky · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the Knoppix distribution there is a script that downloads and automagically installs the nvidia binary driver.

      Dunno about this one.

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    10. Re:GPL? by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      It's OK under the "mere aggregation" clause

      That's not exactly right. There is no clause in the GPL granting you the power to aggregate- rather, that section just reminds how copyright law works. Aggregating is never a copyright infringement, so even if the GPL didn't mention it, you could still do this.

    11. Re:GPL? by node+3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Isnt it a GPL violation to ship the Linux kernel together with nvidia binary modules?

      Not at all. The GPL only applies to GPL'd code, and any binaries resulting from compiling that code. The non-free NVIDIA binary is not under the GPL, and does not modify either the Linux kernel source code, nor does it modify the resulting binary, so they are entirely seperate (from a license stand-point) and can co-exist on the same CD (or DVD, or tarball, or web site, what have you).

    12. Re:GPL? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      And if they distributed the Microsoft ntfs.sys file they'd really be in trouble, since they don't have a license for it. There are two ways around this: you make it easy for people to remaster the CD using their own copies of ntfs.sys, or you use a third-party driver.

    13. Re:GPL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, wow, the copyright holder for approx. 2% of the kernel has OK'd it. What about the other 98%? Linus doesn't hold the copyrights to the entire kernel, only the part he has wrote, which nowadays, is very little.

      It doesn't matter because the part of the nvidia driver that actually links to the kernel is a piece of GPL software. So that means that the only GPL violation is Nvidia violating Nvidia's copyright by linking Nvidia's proprietary code with Nvidia's open source kernel wrapper. I highly doubt Nvidia are going to be sueing themselves anytime soon :P

    14. Re:GPL? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Or the person distributing Nvidia's Closed source driver linked to Nvidia's GPL part could be looked at as violating, but it still is in Nvidia's besyt interst to say it is OK to do.

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    15. Re:GPL? by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod parent up. He's the only one who provided an accurate answer to the question.

      I'd also add that nVidia's license does allow redistribution through physical media.

    16. Re:GPL? by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

      I'm a bit slow on the uptake, but since when do you have NO 3D support under the nv modules?

      I remember comparing performance before and after installing the nVidia drivers.

      I could be crazy, but there was at least some 3D support.

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    17. Re:GPL? by pmjordan · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's there for pre-GeForce cards or so, but nothing beyond that. My GeForce4 Go certainly only runs in 2D mode on the nv drivers.

      It's a bit different for the radeon driver, which has limited 3D support for up to Radeon 9200.

      ~phil

    18. Re:GPL? by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

      I'm old skool I guess. I'm refering to the testing I did with a Riva TNT 2.

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  6. bubble by Cen'Rec'Namor · · Score: 1, Informative

    Including frozen bubble the most adictive game ever made.

    1. Re:bubble by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

      At seven straight hours of continuous play, with four hours stuck on level 70-something (I know this because an entire episode of Art Bell played in the background meanwhile,) I can corroborate your findings. Thanks to shitty ergonomics (desk level too high,) my shoulder and upper back hurt for a week afterward. Then I reinstalled XP and went back to playing my old games. Damn, now everybody knows I'm a dork.

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  7. Like a stocking full of coal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Every kid should have one for Christmas morning."

    How about pajamas and socks instead?

  8. A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by Gopal.V · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What games on that CD ?. Is it just the ordinary TuxRacer ... Or have they included the demos for Quake3 and stuff like that ?. (It's already slashdotted).

    Thank god the the download won't get slashdotted - BitTorrent tracker looks great (quite enough seeds).

    1. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by Simon+(S2) · · Score: 3, Informative

      google cache

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    2. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
      Castle-Combat
      Globulation 2
      Hatman
      Kobodeluxe
      Miniracer
      Pingus
      Rafkill
      Lots of small games
      Boson
      Bsdgames
      Crimson Fields
      Dosbox (Emulator)
      Empire
      Konquest
      Mangoquest
      Pysol
      Tuxcart
      Zsnes (Emulator)
      Ace-of-penguin
      Battle for Wesnoth
      Bzflag, Bzflag-Server
      Clanbomber
      Crossfire (GTK client)
      Enigma
      Foobillard
      Freeciv, Freeciv-server
      Freesci
      Gltron
      Gnuchess
      Jump'n'Bump (joystick support patch, special graphic patches)
      Ksokoban
      Lbreakout2
      Lgeneral
      Miniracer
      Nethack
      Netpanzer
      Neverball
      Tuxracer
      Xgalaga
      XMame, XMess (Emulators)
      Xpilot

      If I meet the idiot responsible for this lameness filter I'm going to kick his ass.

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    3. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by northcat · · Score: 1

      What The Fuck?!? (TM)

    4. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by Deffexor · · Score: 1

      And here's the BitTorrent Link:

      BitTorrent for Games Knoppix 3.7

      (Mods: Sorry if this is redundant. I didn't see one immediately available...)

    5. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god the the download won't get slashdotted - BitTorrent tracker looks great (quite enough seeds).

      what a nice way to show the legit use of the Bittorrent protocol!!

      see MPAA/RIAA/DMCA BT isnt a DEMO thing, theirs fair use!!

    6. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. The Lameness Filter made me do it. Don't ask. :)

    7. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally marked out for your post.

      (Slashdot requires you to wait 20 seconds between hitting 'reply' and submitting a comment.

      It's been 11 seconds since you hit 'reply'.

      Chances are, you're behind a firewall or proxy, or clicked the Back button to accidentally reuse a form. Please try again. If the problem persists, and all other options have been tried, contact the site administrator. !#O$U!(#$&(!$U!O$JH!O$!($!@#(YUH!$!YH$....

    8. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by rtaylor · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I meet the idiot responsible for this lameness filter I'm going to kick his ass.

      You don't get it, the lameness filter only allows lame posts to get through. Your post was perfectly reasonable until the lameness filter forced you to make the post lame. See how it works now?

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    9. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by mortonda · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's a try at another version:

      • Castle-Combat
      • Globulation 2
      • Hatman
      • Kobodeluxe
      • Miniracer
      • Pingus
      • Rafkill
      • Lots of small games
      • Boson
      • Bsdgames
      • Crimson Fields
      • Dosbox (Emulator)
      • Empire
      • Konquest
      • Mangoquest
      • Pysol
      • Tuxcart
      • Zsnes (Emulator)
      • Ace-of-penguin
      • Battle for Wesnoth
      • Bzflag, zflag-Server
      • Clanbomber
      • Crossfire (GTK client)
      • Enigma
      • Foobillard
      • Freeciv, Freeciv-server
      • Freesci
      • Gltron
      • Gnuchess
      • Jump'n'Bump (joystick support patch, special
      • graphic atches)
      • Ksokoban
      • Lbreakout2
      • Lgeneral
      • Miniracer
      • Nethack
      • Netpanzer
      • Neverball
      • Tuxracer
      • Xgalaga
      • XMame, XMess (Emulators)
      • Xpilot

      Amazing, it stil won't allow it when it the list is all one html list. How in the world does it do that? It must strip and interpret all html and then apply the filter. Lame lamenes filter.

      However, the above sentance is enough to fix it, and the list looks better, too. :)

    10. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by fm6 · · Score: 1
      The lameness they're filtering against is a certain kind of feeble troll that used to be popular around here, when somebody realized that a lot of posts with a lot of short lines made a discussion impossible to read.

      You might be able to get around the filter by putting your HTML list on one long line. But if you can, that's a bug, since a troll could do that too. I'd suggest just putting long lists like yours in a simple wrapped paragraph. It doesn't look as cool, but it isn't particularly hard to read.

    11. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by Laxitive · · Score: 1


      Yet another victim of the lameness filter.
      Please consider clicking on my sig link, and try to do something (if only a small something) to get this infernal, oppressive, arbitrary piece of code removed.

      The last time I ran afoul of the lameness filter.. I reacted less.. elegantly.. than you :)

      -Laxitive

    12. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a username like that you should know that this, too, shall pass.

    13. Re:A Games CD for Linux on BitTorrent ... mmm.. by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      why not just give tag posts that match the lameness filter and give the user the option to mod them down via their own settings (like you can with AC's). Alternatively they could have a default mod of -1 and a +1 mod would make them back up to their default +1 (usually 2, sometimes 1 or 3)

  9. Pity the performance sucks by gentoo_user · · Score: 0, Troll

    We gentoo users are going to get the better frame rates if 3d multiplayer ever takes off on linux.

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    1. Re:Pity the performance sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it would be same or less compared with rock linux users :)

    2. Re:Pity the performance sucks by PatrickThomson · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but it'll take 6 hours to start the game

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  10. knoppix-3.7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i recently DLed & burned to CD-R Knoppix-3.7 and first gave it a test run off the CD, runs good enough, so i do a HD install and it runs even better. i have this Cannon flatbed scanner that is running better now than it did with any other Linux distro, now i keep knoppix installed mostly for just that purpose, apt-get works too with the Debian mirrors :^)

    merry Christmas...

  11. News from the future, indeed. by MMC+Monster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    December 25, @08:30AM "Every kid should have one for Christmas morning."

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  12. Re:Nah by Gopal.V · · Score: 3, Informative
    > Nah, give me an Xbox.

    XBOX -- Ex Box

  13. cool! by shwouchk · · Score: 0

    Thats exactly what i was looking for for my little brother! thanks to all the developers!

    1. Re:cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If your brother is AKnightCowboy (608632), you might want to scroll up a bit, read and re-think. (Or check the fire in-sewer-ants.)

      Weee, server dead after a dozen posts, no list of what games are on it, the Torrent is german... I haven't had this much fun since last year standing around in the ATI parking lot with a few thousand other freezing geeks waiting for a swamped job fair. (At ATI, Mordak the Preventer runs HR.)

  14. Great... by jawtheshark · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now that's one fine Chistmas present we are giving to the admin of that server... A slashdotting of the finest.

    What a beautiful present...

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    1. Re:Great... by daniil · · Score: 1

      Could be worse. At least we're not giving him a Games Knoppix CD :7

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    2. Re:Great... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      A lump of coal where the server once stood. He should have left scotch and cookies under the USB Christmas tree.

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      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  15. Re:Nah by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

    Like it, like it. Speaking of cheap mother fucking dads, mine got me a watch off price drop TV. What makes it worse is that he bought me a watch last xmas as well. They are not even stylish, they are those you buy because the price is right and you think they look good, as whats happened in my case. I'm gonna fucking tell this year as well. I don't even where them anyway, shows how much he knows!

  16. Re:Nah by deathazre · · Score: 1

    or, I'm guessing, enemy-territory. since it's native in linux, and free.

    Also, what more could you want for christmas than getting your university's website slashdotted?

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  17. Mirror? by synoniem · · Score: 1

    Anyone a mirror? (Which q#%$^%& says games on ./ at Christmas?)

    1. Re:Mirror? by kerbe6 · · Score: 1, Funny
    2. Re:Mirror? by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      A torrent for you.

      This is just a link reposted from further up, currently this torrent is flying down - im going at 117kbps with 2kbps uploads (im not throttling at all and ports are forwarded)

  18. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Thanks Dad you cheap motherfucker.

    That's kinda stating the obvious, isn't it?

  19. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My my aren't you a spoiled brat. You are in for plenty of disapointment in life, are you not?

  20. Re:FCP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bigot!

  21. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Speaking of cheap mother fucking dads,
    Well, is there anyone else you suggest that a dad f**k's?
  22. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His son.

  23. Great, 48 versions of Tetris by TheHornedOne · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, you heard me. This is a noble idea but who wants to play Ktris, Gtris, ChrisTris, etc?

    1. Re:Great, 48 versions of Tetris by geeveees · · Score: 1

      Holy shit! I didn't even know ChrisTris! It sure kicks Gtris' ass!!

      Thanks!

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    2. Re:Great, 48 versions of Tetris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey now, Ksirtet is the only thing that keeps me sane.

    3. Re:Great, 48 versions of Tetris by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

      You've obviously never played DoomTetris, the FPS version. It's damned hard to catch those blocks while holding the flashlight, and that creepy music...

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    4. Re:Great, 48 versions of Tetris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But think of how popular this CD would be if they had PornTris!

    5. Re:Great, 48 versions of Tetris by jeif1k · · Score: 1

      And this is different from Windows--how? There may be fewer games for Linux overall than for Windows, but the proportions are roughly the same: people write the things that are easy to write over and over again, and you get relatively few good and complex games.

    6. Re:Great, 48 versions of Tetris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different in two ways: (1) Half-Life 2 is on Windows. (2) 48 versions of tetris on a CD is not available for Windows to the best of my knowledge.

    7. Re:Great, 48 versions of Tetris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different in two ways: (1) Half-Life 2 is on Windows.

      Actually, Half-Life 2 also runs on Linux.

      (2) 48 versions of tetris on a CD is not available for Windows to the best of my knowledge.

      Well, maybe they are not available on a single CD, but they sure are available: gaming classics (solitaire, puzzles, tetris, etc.) come in endless crappy variations for Windows. The fact that their authors distribute a lot of that junk as $5 shareware doesn't make it any better.

      In any case, your arrogance is not warranted. Many of the games you take for granted on Windows are merely spruced up versions of games originally developed on and for UNIX. UNIX (and its offspring, Linux) has been a far more innovative platform for games than Windows historically.

  24. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me guess: you're a brit. I could tell by the fact you are a hypocrite.

    I'm Japanese by the way. But I speak American english.

  25. Not totally new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Morphix (http://www.morphix.org/) has a game iso as well.
    (Morphix is a modular live-cd distro based on Knoppix in the first place which comes in several flavours like light-gui (xfce4), heavy-gui(gnome/kde) and a game iso).

  26. Re:Nah by binary42 · · Score: 1

    Not all of us are like that. I find this kid to be offending. I think one could sum up his attitude as scum. It's too bad...

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  27. Tracker for GamesKnoppix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    A bittorrent tracker is available at: http://torrent.unix-ag.uni-kl.de/

    Enjoy!

    1. Re:Tracker for GamesKnoppix by Horse+Rotorvator+JAD · · Score: 1

      Currently getting around 45kB/s download and a steady 57kB/s upload. Anyways, this is just further proof that bittorrent has legitimate non-piracy related uses.

    2. Re:Tracker for GamesKnoppix by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Anyways, this is just further proof that bittorrent has legitimate non-piracy related uses.

      Ahem, the download in question contains xmame and snes, programs that are mainly used for copyright-infringement.

    3. Re:Tracker for GamesKnoppix by Horse+Rotorvator+JAD · · Score: 1

      Ahem, the download in question contains xmame and snes, programs that are mainly used for copyright-infringement.

      Wow, that is some serious fucking nitpicking there.

    4. Re:Tracker for GamesKnoppix by Quiberon · · Score: 1
      Don't know what 'xmame' and 'smes' are. But if you are sure they have no significant legitimate uses, please let the uni-kl students know; they can come off the CD and make room for more games.

      It's likely that they are tools. Most tools can be used for good purposes and bad purposes. Not many tools were invented for bad purposes.

  28. Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    uni-kl is University of Kaiserlautern, the first on the list for distributing SuSE fixes - they are good

    I'm confused, this is knoppix or SuSE? What does being "first on the list for distributing SuSE fixes" mean towards making knoppix? Being a mirror doesn't give you any more credibility than being a Kazaa node.

    1. Re:Confused by Drakkenfyre · · Score: 1

      It's got the current (Dec 2004) Knoppix base (with all its improvements over the already awesome former versions of Knoppix) with some different apps. For example, it doesn't have gimp, but it has Battle for Wesnoth.

      And it has 3D support built in. So it's not SuSE, it's the version of Debian called Knoppix, and as they say on their website, "The Unix-AG TU-Kaiserlautern... is kindly providing the infrastructure for this project."

    2. Re:Confused by Drakkenfyre · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, that does suck. :(

      It can get worse, but yeah, I wouldn't be very happy right now, either.

      I guess you could drown your sorrows by playing Tux Racer...

  29. Language? by SkaOMatic · · Score: 1

    Checking out the comments on the tracker, it seems this could be a German version. Can anyone confirm/deny? I've got a nice DL groove on - and only unused bandwidth is truly wasted - but I'm hoping my interest was not piqued for naught.

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  30. My Linux version of Quake III Arena... by stankulp · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...should finally live again when I install Knoppix to the hard drive.

    I only got the NVidia drivers installed right one time, and I could never do it right again.

    It's actually pretty cool to have the acclerated video drivers install this easily.

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    1. Re:My Linux version of Quake III Arena... by gentoo_user · · Score: 1, Funny

      Gentoo makes this easy as, "emerge nvidia-kernel" and all you have to do is spend a full weekend configuring and compiling your linux system first.

      What's not to like?

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    2. Re:My Linux version of Quake III Arena... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      As if you have anything better to do on a weekend.

  31. Don't besmirch coal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A stocking full of coal is more useful than a CD full of communist software. At least with coal I can make myself warm by burning it. With GNU/Linux, it'd be crashing left and right, chock full of security holes, and to top it off, I'd have to pay $699 to SCO. No thanks, I'll leave that to the cock-smoking teabaggers.

  32. X Window and not XWindows by suffe · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I am amazed. I can acctualy scroll down among the comments and not notice a godzillion posts pointing out that it's called X Window, not XWindows. What is slashdot coming too? Next thing you know you will be able to spall things wrung and nit get spalling nazis after yo.

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    1. Re:X Window and not XWindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U know, u mite b rite about that.

    2. Re:X Window and not XWindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      take the tricicle ...

      oh wait you already got yours last night

    3. Re:X Window and not XWindows by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I guess it's official - the spelling and grammar Nazis are all Christian.

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    4. Re:X Window and not XWindows by BillX · · Score: 1

      You spelled 'u' wrong.

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    5. Re:X Window and not XWindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha! :)

      I laughed out loud at that post :)

  33. Re:Nah by geeveees · · Score: 2, Funny

    Teach me more, oh wise one!

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  34. DVD edition? by MarkByers · · Score: 1

    According to the site they are only producing a CD version, but I hope that at some point they will make a DVD compilation with all the games from all the CD releases, plus some more. That would be an impressive DVD.

    Hopefully they will have room for fish-fillets on the DVD edition!

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  35. Games knoppix by Quiberon · · Score: 1

    'xsnow' on the wallpaper, too. Animated snow and reindeer.

  36. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His secretary.

  37. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that were the case he might have gotten the son some lube. Or perhaps a ball gag in case Dad likes it rough.

  38. Other Versions.... by defrabelizer · · Score: 1

    For those who may be looking for other stuff then games, another knoppix contains a lot of these games, and a some very usefull tools. Its called Knoppix STD (Security Tool Distribution) http://www.knoppix-std.org/

    1. Re:Other Versions.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - no way am i downloading and running ANY distribution that sounds like _S_exually _T_ransmiited _D_isease!

      - KNOPPIX STD, indeed!

    2. Re:Other Versions.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think so. One STD is enough in my book.

  39. I'd love it by canofbutter · · Score: 2, Informative

    If I was still a kid I'd love my parents to give me a Knoppix CD: it would show that not only did they know what it was (at least sort of), but they'd have known how to get it and burn it. That much computer literacy is the best gift one can give...

    1. Re:I'd love it by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I am still a kid, and my Christmas gift is I've had to teach my parents to import CDs into iTunes...several times.

      What part of "Put the cd in and click import" don't they understand?

      Or maybe it's just my parents that are like this...my mum just spent 15 minutes trying to find the start menu on my computer...I then pointed to the line at the top of the screen that says "This is lachlan.(none) (Linux i686 2.6.8.1).

      That said, I wouldn't mind it if they could mirror Portage for me ;)

    2. Re:I'd love it by Rico_Suave · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but then they'd probably be able to figure out where you keep your porn...

  40. Morphix anyone? by m50d · · Score: 3, Informative

    Morphix has had a "gamer" version for some time now. Get it from http://prdownloads.sourceforge.net/morphix/Morphix Combined-Gamer-0.4-1.iso?download

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  41. Isn't language changeable? by NnT042 · · Score: 1
    Still in the process of downloading...

    But if it's just like the other Knoppixes, and it turned out to be German, all you'd have to do is "cheat" with lang=us, wouldn't you?

    1. Re:Isn't language changeable? by SkaOMatic · · Score: 1

      One would think so, but another comment on the torrent claimed that there was no lang param. Could just be a lack of smack-in-the-face instruction on the insta-help screen.

      Time to test.

  42. What an efficient way th distribute a Root Kit!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuf said.

  43. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    700 MB of open-source games

    Which is the equivalent of 6 lbs. of coal...

  44. Language, 3d by Quiberon · · Score: 2, Informative
    It's easy enough to make it English (knoppix lang=en or knoppix26 lang=en if you like 2.6 kernels). 3d support is proper, i.e. 'nvidia' not 'nv'. Believed legal; you can separate out the 'nvidia' if you want an untainted version. Besides, which grinch would disagree with a free distribution ?

    Nothing to do with SuSE, just pointing out that uni-kl have a track record of being trustworthy.

  45. How about which games are on the CD? by Vladan · · Score: 5, Informative
    Let me be the +%d Informative karma whore and post the actual contents of the Knoppix Games CD before we all rush off and go download 700MB over our feeble North American DSL/cable connections.

    From here, the newest games on the CD are:

    Castle-Combat
    Globulation 2
    Hatman
    Kobodeluxe
    Miniracer
    Pingus
    Rafkill

    You need at least 256 MB RAM to use your accelerated video card. That should give you a taste of what's on the CD. Personally, I don't think it's worth it. It contains a lot of nostalgic arcade games written by fans of those games for other fans. Also, the GamesKnoppix distro organizer has himself said there are no violent games on this CD.

    On an unrelated matter, Merry Christmas

    Now here's the rest of the games on the CD:
    • Boson
    • Bsdgames
    • Crimson Fields
    • Dosbox (Emulator)
    • Empire
    • Konquest
    • Mangoquest
    • Pysol
    • Tuxcart
    • Zsnes (Emulator)
    • Ace-of-penguin
    • Battle for Wesnoth
    • Bzflag, Bzflag-Server
    • Clanbomber
    • Crossfire (GTK client)
    • Enigma
    • Foobillard
    • Freeciv, Freeciv-server
    • Freesci
    • Gltron
    • Gnuchess
    • Jump'n'Bump (joystick support patch, special graphic patches)
    • Ksokoban
    • Lbreakout2
    • Lgeneral
    • Miniracer
    • Nethack
    • Netpanzer
    • Neverball
    • Tuxracer
    • Xgalaga
    • XMame, XMess (Emulators)
    • Xpilot
    1. Re:How about which games are on the CD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tks for the info, for sure it will help since the main site is knocked out!

      about the karma whore, you just broke your chances by the following comment...

      Personally, I don't think it's worth it. It contains a lot of nostalgic arcade games

      pal you are in /.

      the land of nostalgic geeks, prepare to be sadomized, en garde!

    2. Re:How about which games are on the CD? by lordofthechia · · Score: 2, Informative

      I downloaded the Knoppix Games CD a few weeks ago and I must say I was thoroughly impressed. My Nvidia card was immediately detected and tux racer ran like a champ. The only thing I missed the first few times was to set the language to english (kinda confusing when I had to press 'z' for yes at the load NVidia module prompt and change the language settings in alot of the games).

      I was particularly impressed with Globulation 2. It's an RTS akin to Warcraft/Starcraft, different in that you don't give commands to individual units. Instead you assign building projects and set flags and units will assign themselves to these tasks. With support for 16 players I can't wait till this game catches on. It's apparently not complete, so if it's this good now I can't wait till they are officially finished with it.

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    3. Re:How about which games are on the CD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woa... if Jump 'n Bump doesn't qualify as violent (how about sick?), I don't know what the world is coming to...

    4. Re:How about which games are on the CD? by Rico_Suave · · Score: 2, Funny

      OK, now who is going to make a companion list of what games all these are clones of?

  46. Name rung a bell by Klowner · · Score: 3, Funny

    So I googled Kaiserslautern, and sure enough, it's the sister city of my crappy home town.

    Apparently I live in the ugly, less popular, dumber sister city.

    (I'm sure everyone found that tidbit of knowledge absolutely wonderful)

    1. Re:Name rung a bell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I've lived in both, Kaiserslautern and Davenport....ok, Eldridge, but who's paying attention on Christmas

    2. Re:Name rung a bell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certainly not me. Born in Davenport, I left in '83. 4 hrs. from St Louis, 3 hrs from Chicago, 4 hours from Mad City, but you couldn't find an organic loaf anywhere.

      A good place to be from.

    3. Re:Name rung a bell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found it quite interesting. I am from Cedar Rapids, IA. And I too agree that Danenport is infact the a$$hole of Iowa.

      Merry Christmas!

    4. Re:Name rung a bell by DrStrangeLoop · · Score: 1

      Apparently I live in the ugly, less popular, dumber sister city.

      less popular than k[aiers]lautern?

      aw man :/

  47. good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Kaiserslautern.

  48. Re:Nah by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nice! Daddy likes the rough stuff.

    My wife bought me a watch for my birthday. Knowing full well she had done it, my mother-in-law has bought me a watch for Christmas.

    I think chucking a Knoppix disk under the tree for someone is cool. SO LONG AS YOU'RE NOT A CHEAP BASTARD AND ACTUALLY ALREADY HAD SOMETHING ELSE FOR THEM.

    It's a good stocking filler I think. Slap a disk under the tree, slap it on a computer, keep the young kids happy, and let's face it, Tux Racer is a laugh.

  49. What About DVD+-R Booting? by JohnPerkins · · Score: 0

    Are there any of these disk-booting distros that take up an entire blank DVD? 700mb of games is nice, but why not 4.7gb? If not games, then something else?

    1. Re:What About DVD+-R Booting? by Quiberon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes. Try http://www.knoppix.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10230

  50. what about a commercial game like this by cinemabaroque · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It would be practical for someone to write linux games and sell them so that the cd is a live cd and immediatly launched the game when it started, turning your computer into a sort of console system. This way, as the developer, you would have a custom OS to run/design your game in.

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    1. Re:what about a commercial game like this by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This way, as the developer, you would have a custom OS to run/design your game in.

      And you can support maybe 50% of the user's hardware, and never ever add drivers for newer things, etc, so the games become useless after a few years...

    2. Re:what about a commercial game like this by Noodlenose · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You could just use a mini distro like Damn small Linux . With 57 MB for the full version (which I'm sure could be further stripped and then added the 3d drivers) that leaves you 400 MB for data. Not bad. Driver support / Hardware support could be as simple as a monthly "apt-get update".

      Mmmh. *gets out his coding gloves and yells for coffee*...

    3. Re:what about a commercial game like this by Nebu · · Score: 1

      If there's one thing I hate, it's having to reboot my computer. I'd tolerate it if it I just had to reboot after installing a software, but to reboot every frigging time to play some game would annoy me a lot.

    4. Re:what about a commercial game like this by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      gets out his coding gloves and yells for coffee

      Of course, the "coding gloves" are purely imaginary (he actually draws three lines on the back of each hand for effect), and nobody brings the coffee because nobody can hear him in his parents' basement.

      Back to TFA: Hey hardcore gamers! Check out Crossfire to improve your skillz & reflexes! You don't need no steenkin 3D acceleration...

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  51. Mac hardware? by ahziem · · Score: 1

    Is there anything like Games Knoppix for PowerPC?

    1. Re:Mac hardware? by Quiberon · · Score: 1

      I think there's a Mac Knoppix; hunt in http://www.knoppix.net/forum/ . You can get source for all the games and build them for Mac , of course, also.

  52. Dilema. by Parandor · · Score: 1

    I am no Linux guru, far from it.

    When loading the 2.4.x kernel, my nVidia works just fine, but no sound. Despite being detected, my Audigy won't work.

    If I load the 2.6.x kernel, sound work nice. but 3D acceleration won't load. Maybe someone can help?

    I find it amazing that everything else can load properly on autoboot with no configuration at all, even windows with all its drivers can't do that.

    By the way, if you give this to someone, be sure to be there the first time they go for Google.com, their reaction upon discovering its german version should quite funny.

    1. Re:Dilema. by Azureflare · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Have you tried disabling Plug N Play OS in your bios (you can also pass pnp=off to the kernel in the /etc/lilo.conf file), as well as passing noapic to the kernel?

      Happened to me recently on this mobo, nvidia drivers wouldn't get loaded unless I did this.

      It might also be as simple as you needing to have a kernel-source installed which matches your running kernel (if you use an rpm based system, rpm -q kernel-source should do it, or rpm -q kernel-source-2.6 on the recent mandrake). If you're not on a rpm based system, usually ls -l /usr/src/linux works as well. Then type uname -r. Make sure the numbers match up, then try reinstalling the nvidia drivers from the download off their site.

      Good luck, and you can probably find help in your distro's irc channel on irc.freenode.net, or on linuxquestions.org.

    2. Re:Dilema. by towndowner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      regarding your audigy, did you check that it's appropriate output channels are unmuted and volume raised? often by default they're muted and potted down on startup. and audigy has so many channels in its mixing matrix that it takes me five minutes to figure out which one's the main out.

  53. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he bought you a watch this year because he noticed you weren't wearing the watch he bought you last year and wanted to make it up to you by buying you a watch you might like. Or, maybe he sees you for the insolent, ungrateful spoiled brat that you are.

  54. enemy territory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not seeing this on the list. why not?

  55. I always thought a 2 CD system would be perfect... by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I always thought that a 2 CD system would be perfect to 'Consolize' the PC and specifically linux. At the prices of CD drives today, it would be pretty inexpensive to have two CD\DVD drives in a system. You could then make the hard drive optional. The first drive would be the OS/Driver drive. The second drive would be the game drive. You would have something like Knoppix to initialize all of your hardware in drive 1, and if there is a disk in drive 2 it would automatically load like a console.

    This would give all the benefits of the console. Specifically, put the disk in and it runs. No seeing the OS at all. It would also allow for simple upgrade when new hardware came out. Just replace the Disk 1, and all of the Disk 2's still work.

    Heck, the Disk one could even be a USB/SD/Compact Flash drive. Then people would freak out about the second CD. They would just see the system as "upgradeable".

    With this system, geeks could 'roll there own' game system. And, white box dealers could very easily put the effort in once to make their first "console", and just make copies for the hundred other systems they sell.

  56. Re:I always thought a 2 CD system would be perfect by Quiberon · · Score: 1

    Have a system with 1GB RAM (or more). Boot with 'knoppix toram'. Eject the boot CD, you have your regular CD drive to play with (and a much more responsive system as well)

  57. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know you need a holiday when you read f**ks as forks

  58. Good for benchmarking by yem · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you can convince the nice man in the tech store to let you boot the CD, you could run a set of linux gaming tests on each of the PCs you're considering for purchase.

    Damned if I can find any comparisons of mobile 3d performance in linux so this is pretty much my only option.

    Pity they couldn't load it up with the Quake 3 and UT200x demos which would be more useful.

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    1. Re:Good for benchmarking by Quiberon · · Score: 1

      You can load it up with demos yourself. There are tools ; start at http://knoppix.net/

  59. That's the actual lyrics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look 'em up.

    Stupid mods, high on eggnog, wouldn't know a joke if it had a sign saying "I'm a joke".

  60. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no way to the XBOX.

    The XBOX is the way.

  61. Count Me Out Again by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 3, Funny

    700MB of games!

    That would be even a greater time-waster than my obsession with downloading pictures and videos of the Corrs and Angelina Jolie...

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    1. Re:Count Me Out Again by Quiberon · · Score: 1

      You can stick to the Linux 2.6, Konqueror, 'xterm', and 'telnet' if you want. And benefit from no-reboot-this-century.

    2. Re:Count Me Out Again by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Oh, I've got Knoppix - several different versions, actually, and some derivatives.

      I just don't need one that does games.

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  62. Re:I always thought a 2 CD system would be perfect by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    The only problem with that is that to maintain the 'Console' image, users can't be expected to swap disks just to get the game to load. You need to have a system that keeps the drivers in the system. Putting in the 'System' disk once and leaving it there would be acceptable, but having to put it in every time, then take it out and put in the game disk would be unacceptable to most.

    That being said, the 'System' disk could be a USB key, or a SD card. If you like, that could invisibly copy the OS to ram, but the Idea is that a user could just put the game in the drive and go, completely ignoring the fact that this was a "PC".

  63. Wow by Snaller · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Looking at those screens shots its like being back in the 1970ies *g*

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  64. Re:Nah by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

    The Xbox does have a few design flaws, I'd prefer a PS2 to be honest.

  65. AMD Athlon 64 by yurimi · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know if this game distribution of Knopix supports AMD Athlon 64?

    1. Re:AMD Athlon 64 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can use i386 - i586 and others on an athlon 64....

  66. is it just me or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uni-kl is University of Kaiserlautern, the first on the list for distributing SuSE fixes - they are good. Every kid should have one for Christmas morning."

    What's a kid going to do with a university in Germany? ;-)

  67. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well buy a damn playstation 2 and quit complaining. When you find a bugless gaming platform please send me a postcard.

  68. Used up my mod points less than an hour ago... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...else +1 informative for that post.

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  69. And he wrote... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ..."semi-literate" down as "amazed". (-:

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  70. Re:Nah by JimE+G · · Score: 0
    Mother f**king dads are, by definition, the only kind of Dads there are. That's what makes them dads. See also Sexual Reproduction.

    It's a shame when a boy must learn the facts of life from a stranger over the internet

  71. Re: Games knoppix - xsnow by schestowitz · · Score: 1

    That's more or less the reason to download Knoppix. xsnow, and the rest of the stuff around it... GIMP, Quake 3, etc. Now, seriously, if Knoppix indeed offers graphics card support and good compatibility with PC game, I'm in!

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  72. Re:Hahaha by Quiberon · · Score: 1
    Kids can learn to use GIMP to make new TuxRacer tracks. They can figure how to put new easter eggs into JumpNBump. They can learn that it is not normal to have to shut down and restart your computer, nor is it normal for it to shut down and restart underneath them.

    Adults can learn, too.

  73. Re:Hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you mean my computer restarts itself when I'm not looking? That's new to me ... /me goes back to playing Half-Life 2 on his X800 @ 1280x1024 with 6x AA and 16x AF.

  74. Re:Nah by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

    I've already got one ;)

  75. Every kid should have one for Christmas morning by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    Every poor kid. Any kid with $20 to spare will be better off buying a decently written, imaginative, properly thought out game for their game boy.

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    1. Re:Every kid should have one for Christmas morning by Quiberon · · Score: 1

      Can't learn how the game boy games work. Can't change them. Can't learn how to write new ones. Can't copy them and give them away to friends. Bright kids (rich or poor) might do better to have the Knoppix. Anyone for a game of intercontinental Castle Combat ?

  76. Re:Nah by SilentChris · · Score: 1

    Wow, welcome to 2001. You do know they changed the controllers, right?

  77. Re:Nah by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

    No, I didn't actually...every Xbox I've ever tried has had huge controllers.

  78. No fact by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Looking at those screens shots its like being back in the 1970ies *g*

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  79. Wrong. by Sq · · Score: 1

    see for example Linus own explanation on http://lwn.net/Articles/13066/ or
    http://kerneltrap.org/node/1735

    to make a binary modules, you have to use linux kernel include files. So by copyright law (on which GPL is based), there is a high probability [1] that any module IS derived work of the kernel

    [1] well, it haven't been court-trialed yet AFAIK