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ISS Food Shortage Cause Revealed
Dan East writes "As previously reported on Slashdot, the two-man crew of the ISS had to ration food intake because the food supply had run mysteriously low. At a recent press release the reason for the shortage was revealed: the previous ISS crew consumed food meant for the other crew. "They had permission to do that but did not record how much they had eaten"."
I can see it now, the new "candy only space station" diet fad. I can't wait to see how many pounds I lost after eating fudge and chocolate for the past two weeks.
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I thought they had sturgeon aplenty aboard space stations.
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vice president cheney was appalled, "that should have gone to halliburton!"
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Dude, there's no 7-eleven near the ISS! But I hear Starbucks is opening three locations there any day now.
the astronauts should have done a better job labeling the food in the fridge! damn, i hate when people eat my food at work that i put in there.
...the refridge was an older 16-bit model
Wait wait wait.
You mean the food is missing because someone ate it?
It wasn't an advanced plasma-based alien civilization surrounding the ship and impregnating it with mysterious "digester rays" that convert protein into a subatomic substance capable of passing through metal? So they could slowly feed their young without being noticed?
And it's not the case that the crew's flesh is immune to this only because of a freak coincidence based on the structure of their nylon garments and a compound exuded by the human body when weightless?
And that even as I type this the hungry life forms are growing and preparing to use the same mysterious force in reverse to manifest themselves before the shocked and frightened crew? Broadcast live around the globe so we may all be terrified to witness a strange new life form consume the human astronauts before our very eyes like drinking juice through a straw, leaving the indigestible compounds suspended in midair suggesting just the shape of a former living, breathing human before disappating to the four corners of the ship as surviving crew members weep and pull heir hair in terror, not wanting to be the next to issue the blood-curdling screams?
I think they should double-check. Just in case.
In space, no-one can hear your stomach rumble
Hmmmm... you know what would suck, getting a cavity or a painful toothache while in orbit.
This is a small thing, logistics that are highly important and yet the management at NASA was able to completely screw it up.
I have a great Idea, let's sell NASA to a private company, maybe they would have the balls to continue into space and do their jobs instead of screwing around with politics and allow the engineers and scientists to do their jobs?
cripes, sending a crew to the ISS and not making sure there is enough food? Now I would be concerned by the water supplies and Oxygen up there, if the NASA management is incompetent enough to allow problems with the food, then more important factors are certianly at risk.
and YES, this is a management issue, it is management's responsibility to make sure things are right.
they need to fire the lot of them with extreme predijuice and hire a new batch that can do the job.
the previous ISS crew are Americ... never mind.... :)
The previous crew "had permission to [eat the food] but did not record how much they had eaten".
Used to be NASA was the most anal-retentive organization in the world. Their safety record and results were nothing short of amazing. Then they made the (right, IMHO) decision to do things more cheaply with the understanding that things won't always work out.
However, is this a good way to run manned missions?Filming the next season of "The Biggest Loser" there was a really bad idea!
I'm trying to eat here and a picture of a naked fat man is putting me off my breakfast.
Haven't you heard? The "picture a naked fat man" technique is the latest diet craze!
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No ever ever drank my beer but it was always gone....
It is better to be the hammer than the anvil.
This will do wonders to combat the stereotype of americans as lazy fatasses.
Unfortunatly, the stereotype is fairly true. Its a serious health epidemic.
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This totally happened with me and my old roomates, thats why you gotta put your name on those food packets or Vladimir will totally eat your liquid potato chips when he gets high.
Wait until that shit's happening in your workplace and see how people feel about it.
At a job, years ago, someone pinched a woman's food and she sent out a decidely angry company-wide email, threatening to put rat poison in her food next time. It was all rather amusing, especially when the execs tried to play it down with a follow-up email
can't we all just get along?
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Which brings up the question of whether you get more cravings for calcium and protein as the body reacts to the effects of zero-g, or if it just says something about the preferences of the previous crew?
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If the ISS crew can't be trusted to restrain their appetites, what's going to happen on a trip to Mars (where half the crew might be in suspended animation)? Donner Party Cookbook
Now THAT'S not rocket science.
Rocket science is for getting you to the empty cupboard.
This is obviously a training problem. Nobody showed them how to run the food synthesizer. They've been standard in Federation starships since the 1960s.
I feel that way now, looking at the Progresso soups at the store. In the past couple months Progresso has added Monosodium Glutamate (or disodium guanylate, same thing effectively) to all their soups. I can't eat the stuff for the migraines.
Put less spices into food
Add MSG
...
Profit!!!
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
It was a bean-counting error?
So was this the previous crew?
Ah well, I've learned something new today. I've never really known an alcoholic baby boomer, and therefore was not familiar with the phrase.
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The Americans were testing the effects of Medical Marijuana in space. Consequently, it was necessary to measure how weightlessness affects the munchies. Of course they didn't remember how much they ate.. they were stoned. Dude... We're high *and* we're high! Now where did that freeze dried ice cream go?
Yeah something like...
"Piiiigsssss iiiiinnnnn Spaaaaace!!!!!!"
(it just reminded me of that Muppets show...)
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rfid system, they could automate their inventory.
I'll be happy to design for free! As long as I can only do onsite repairs, and they pay for the commute.
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Haha, they probally take whatever they eat out of there own paycheck. Its like all the hotels you stay at, the complamentary fridge, but everything inside is extra. Welcome to ISS! We would like to provide you a varity of food and services while aboard our awsome space station. However, anything moved, touched, consumed, or damager will come directally out of your paycheck. However, this mission only, deserts and candybars are free!!
All well and good for their population, but I do get migraines from food with MSG in it and it's a distinctive type of feeling I get from nothing else. I've nicknamed it 'the velvet hammer' because it initiates as a warmish sensation, like a warm soft hat pulled over my head, followed within minutes by an extremely painful and debilitating headache, which may last for more than 24 hours.
I have, what is regarded as an allergic reaction, which was not always so. I used to be able to eat foods, such as ramen noodles with no ill effect, but about 6 years ago I developed the migraines and made the connection. I've also developed allergic reactions to dairy and peanuts.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar