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Could TNG Stunt Casting Save 'Enterprise'?

Tycoon Guy writes "It seems Star Trek: Enterprise isn't about to go down without a fight. TrekToday is reporting that Jonathan Frakes and Marina Sirtis will guest-star on the season finale of Star Trek: Enterprise, to reprise their Next Generation roles of William T. Riker and Deanna Troi. Hello stunt casting! The news has been confirmed on Sirtis' official fan site."

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  1. Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about they just do it the old fashioned way and revive the series by reversing polarity and firing anion thrusters to create a temporary wormhole that can act as a gateway to the ratings.

    No... That didn't work at all for Voyager...

    1. Re:Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Voyager finished it's seven season run (as did Deep Space Nine and The Next Generation).

      Enterprise is the first series running the risk of being cut short (which would be unfortunate with Manny Coto now steering the show in a much more fun and interesting direction this season-- if you tuned out during the first 3 seasons, you should tune in and give it a shot).

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    2. Re:Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? by jasonmicron · · Score: 2

      Wasn't the original series only cast for a 5 year run any way?

      I don't know much about the original series but I always thought that was the story with it.

      So in essence it did complete its run.

    3. Re:Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? by kyouteki · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, it was only supposed to run for 5 years. Except the original series only ran for 3 years. So, in essence, no.

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    4. Re:Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Funny

      firing anion thrusters

      The way this is looking, firing onion thrusters might be more helpful.

      And tomato thrusters.

    5. Re:Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Great, with their show about to be cancelled, they will try to save it by jumping the shark. No other Star Trek series mentioned the temporal cold war, so there is no reason for Riker and Troi to go back to Archer's time.

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    6. Re:Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? by alexs001 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Two things saved Voyager, and they were both attached to Ms. Ryan.

    7. Re:Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? by Picard102 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Finishing good (TNG DS9) and finishing with shit (Voy) are two diffrent things.

    8. Re:Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? by VVrath · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you seen the last episode of DS9? The one where they spend 3/4 of it in flashbacks, and the rest of it is idotic grinning faces around the station?

      Worst. Episode. Ever.

    9. Re:Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? by Picard102 · · Score: 3, Funny

      In comparison to Time travel Janeway? It's pure gold.

    10. Re:Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? by arodland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're saying that DS9 had more than five good seasons? I really don't think I can agree, there. As to Enterprise, it's had its ups and downs, but I don't think it's time to leave it for dead just yet.

    11. Re:Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy? by frazingmore · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Wouldn't this require a time-portal thingy?

      Not at all. You could have an episode that is partly set in the TNG era and partly in the Enterprise era, with actions in one affecting the other.

      Riker etc. could discover something in the TNG era (an alien artifact?) that is explained by the Enterprise crew within the same episode.

      It's possible for the viewer to move around in time as far as the story goes without some extreme sci-fi wormhole etc.

  2. Oh Dear God by datastalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Please, no. Just let it get cancelled and go the way of the dodo like it should!

    1. Re:Oh Dear God by randallpowell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Too long have we been plagued by ST shows after NG. Time to let the series die. It's bad enough Care Bears and Strawberry Shortcake are coming back. Let these things die honorablly and move on.

    2. Re:Oh Dear God by big_groo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently, the last scene in this episode is a shot of 'The Fonze' donning water skiis.

    3. Re:Oh Dear God by Epistax · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you implying the dodo deserved it?

    4. Re:Oh Dear God by webbroberts · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, that happened in the pilot.

    5. Re:Oh Dear God by maotx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Please, no. Just let it get cancelled and go the way of the dodo like it should!

      I have to disagree with that.
      I'm not a Star Trek fan nor have I seen all of the movies.
      I don't know all of the character names in any of the shows. In fact I hardly can recall the names of the main characters.

      However, out of all of the TV shows that I have given a shot, including the other Star Trek series when they ran, I really enjoy Enterprise.
      It is one of two shows that I try to watch every week and would hate to see it die off.
      Out of all the crap that they try to shovel down our throats on national television, Star Trek is most certainly a relief from it.

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    6. Re:Oh Dear God by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have to disagree with that.
      I'm not a Star Trek fan nor have I seen all of the movies.
      I don't know all of the character names in any of the shows. In fact I hardly can recall the names of the main characters.

      However, out of all of the TV shows that I have given a shot, including the other Star Trek series when they ran, I really enjoy Enterprise.
      It is one of two shows that I try to watch every week and would hate to see it die off.
      Out of all the crap that they try to shovel down our throats on national television, Star Trek is most certainly a relief from it.


      If you look at the bolded text - this is why the show is tanking - Non - fans are starting to dig it, and the fans were told to sit down and shut up.

      That's why the neilsen ratings are teh crap, and they have to jump the great white every fifteen minutes in the show.

      Had they not gone with the stupid premise of being a prequel, and outstanding cast could of done Oh so much, unfortunately, they were saddled with berman and Braga - the "ren and stimpy" of the star trek world.

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    7. Re:Oh Dear God by eraserewind · · Score: 4, Funny

      The dodo was bloated, and had numerous security vulnerabilities.

    8. Re:Oh Dear God by Babbster · · Score: 2, Funny

      You seem berry, berry cranky.

  3. nah.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the show will still suck.
    unless they stop travelling through time. and get the regular actors to learn how to act....

    1. Re:nah.... by miu · · Score: 2, Insightful
      unless they stop travelling through time

      I'd like to see a time travel moratorium in scifi. Unless the writer can improve on the one of the existing time travel stories or invent a new one then maybe they should just stay away.

      There is a reason all the good time travel stories are short stories: time travel is destructive to structure, a short story can sustain that weakness and even make it part of the mood, a novel or long story cannot.

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    2. Re:nah.... by tibike77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [naive 3rd world country fanboy mode]
      Oh no, you mean Farscape got CANCELED ?
      Damn you, Salazaaaar !
      [/sarcasm]

      Now, seriously, if you want to compare acting between Enterprise, Stargate and Farscape - please, DO NOT make the mistake of comparing the acting skills of the cast with the contents of the script. The Berman&Braga team surely spelled "doom" all over the Gene R. legacy...

      Or heck, compare the acting in 1st season of TNG with the last season of TNG - you can surely see a drastic improvement.
      Anyway, Scott Bakula has had his acting "skills" brushed up significantly in "Quantum Leap" (he kind of first but got better), and is pretty convincing as Captain of the Enterprise, even much earlier "into the show" as Patrick Stewart was able to do it in TNG (it took him almost 2 seasons to stop acting "Gurney Hallecky" - and don't get me started on "Life Force").

      However, I don't get how you can claim the acting in Farscape could have been ahead of the acting in Stargate ? Again, we're back to the "script contents" vs "acting quality" dilemma... although the scripts in Farscape didn't strike me as revolutionary either.

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    3. Re:nah.... by waynetv · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Time travel was used to good effect in Babylon 5. They even had part of the time travel arc in the 1st season and revisited it, in the other timeframe, in the 3rd(?) season.

      That single instance of time travel was an essential element to the entire mythology of Babylon 5. StarTrek, of course, uses it as a cheap plot gimic.

    4. Re:nah.... by lorian69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, if we're lucky, this episode won't actually involve time travel. Maybe they'll do something from the perspective of the TNG timeline, looking back on some pivotal moment in Enterprise history (like the founding of the federation).

      Yeah, it's a long shot...

    5. Re:nah.... by YetAnotherAnonymousC · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's kinda like asking Picasso to fix your 3 year old's child drawings. Yes, he could do it. And yes, it's an insult.
      Picasso fix the kid's drawings? Have you seen Picasso's work? =)

  4. Stick a fork in it please... by TempusMagus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does anyone really care? I'm sorry but with Battlestar Galactica reinventing the science fiction genre in the same fashion the Sopranos did to the gangster genre - it's hard to watch anything Trek related. It's the visual equivalent of listening to Cyndi Lauper records from the '80s - you can't believe people ever liked the stuff when you look at it with some hindsight.

    Plus, IMHO, most science fiction is really science-themed fantasy. I enjoy the Stargate shows most times (with all the light beings and whatnots) but I don't really count it is SciFiction. Trek was true SCIFI but after years and years of prostituting its original ideas for meagre ratings - there is nothing but a shell. I mean how many Borg related episodes did they drag out for sweeps? It's like gay marriage and abortion to republicans - whenever they wanted to get attention they would drag out the Borg! I'm sure the last Enterprise episode will feature a half-vulcan/half-borg Picard with large breasts.

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    1. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by dswensen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The new Galactica is really good, despite my initial misgivings about it -- but it bears no resemblance to Trek at all. Trek is, and has been, about the future, humanity's place in it, and how we will deal with all the issues that make up being human -- with some rubber monsters thrown in. It's "Wagon Train to the Stars" with some Utopian elements added in.

      Galactica is essentially a bleak war movie in space. There is none of the technophilia that Trek so prominently features, and the emphasis is on finding and killing an implacable, deadly enemy. It's dark, it's gritty, and very entertaining, but comparing it with Trek is compeltely apples and oranges to me. Nothing against Galactica, but I like a little optimism in my visions of the future sometimes.

      I could watch a few more seasons of Galactica, but it seems like it's playing most of its cards in the first season. If Galactica is the "new face" of sci-fi, I think it will get pretty boring pretty quickly.

    2. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Does anyone really care? I'm sorry but with Battlestar Galactica reinventing the science fiction genre in the same fashion the Sopranos did to the gangster genre - it's hard to watch anything Trek related. It's the visual equivalent of listening to Cyndi Lauper records from the '80s - you can't believe people ever liked the stuff when you look at it with some hindsight.

      First, let me say, I thoroughly enjoy Battlestar Galactica. But I take offense to the idea that just because BSG discovered that handheld style camera movements makes for a more dramatic show makes it worthy of being presented as "reinventing" science fiction. Take away the handheld camera style and you're still left with your traditional sci-fi drama. BSG is just lucky in that it doesn't have to respect canon and can kill off or change characters however it sees fit.

      So give Trek a break, it's doing a lot better this season story-wise with Manny Coto, and if there is a season 5 I'm sure we can expect a whole lot from him.

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    3. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm no BSG fanboy, but it has a hell of a lot more going for it than shaky camera moves. BSG feels much grittier partly because of the cinematography, but also because the writers don't suck, the setting and mood are completely different, and the acting and backstory are quite intense. I wouldn't say that they reinvented the genre, but it is frankly some of the best space opera I've seen. period. I don't say that a lot, and I used to be a major TNG fanboy.

      The writing in BSG refuses to let the technology get in the way. On Voyager, it was always a damned alient of the week using the particle of the week. On BSG, it's a story about the people, how they interact, how they respond to extraordinary stresses, etc. Star Trek always claimed to be that, but then Geordy saved the day with a fancy modification to the main deflector dish.

      BSG explores ideas of how we define God, and who is eligible for religeon, and stuff that Star Trek wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

      That said... I don't watch much TV anymore, so there may be other shows I've been missing that are very impressive. I've been reading a lot lately. much better than any space opera TV show. :)

    4. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know it's splitting hairs and all but the emphasis on Galactica isn't on finding and killing an implacable, deadly enemy. It's about running like hell from them.

      I do agree with you though that multiple seasons of no hope would get pretty tough to watch. At this point it's seemingly correct as the story goes IMO. It "fits". I'm just hoping that when the time comes to move the story along the producers realize it and do so. For now though I'm digging it.

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    5. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by realdpk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      BSG doesn't shove as much bullshit ("Let's transport the deflector dish into holodeck 3 and reverse its tachyon pulse to the 4th power!") into its lines as TNG, which I find refreshing.

    6. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 5, Funny

      Somewhere I read that the premise behind "Star Trek" was, "Let's see what's out there," while the premise behind the new "Galactica" is, "Run like hell, they're after us."

      The premise of the old "Galactica," of course, was, "Run like hell, they're --ooh, a casino planet!" First recorded instance of a TV show with ADD.

    7. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by mshiltonj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      BSG explores ideas of how we define God, and who is eligible for religeon, and stuff that Star Trek wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

      That's just it. Star Trek used to do that! At least in pre-Berman TNG.

    8. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can't they get the terms right. It should be Battle Stations or Red Alert--not Action Alert.

      Actually, they say "action stations," not "action alert." "Action stations" is correct military jargon ...for the Royal Navy. They also say "set condition one," which is correct jargon for the US Navy.

      The milieu of the new "Galactica" is a blend of US Navy, Royal Navy, US Marines and a few of the less silly aspects of the old, 1970s show. For instance, during the series pilot if you listen carefully you can hear a voice on the 1MC say, "Do not radiate or rotate antennas while personnel are aloft," which is exactly what you'd hear aboard a ship in the US Navy. I mean, word for word. On the other hand, the order of battle for the officers goes lieutenant, captain, colonel, commander, which is not similar to any existing military force structure. It's a direct lift from the old show's character names: Commander Adama, Colonel Tigh, Captain Apollo, Lieutenant Starbuck.

      There's no great technical advances in the show as far as the character's technology.

      Correct. This is by conscious design. The show was written from the start to be a very low-tech science-fiction show. The in-band story behind that is that cylons were able to infiltrate and corrupt any computer system they encountered, so the Colonials got rid of almost all of their automation. After decades of peace, the Colonials reinstated their automation, and it was because of this automation that the cylons were able to so overwhelmingly defeat the Colonials with their surprise attack.

      BG has no such exscuse besides the laziness of the wanna-be writer.

      It's not laziness. It's much, much harder to write a sensible, internally consistent story from realistic premises than it is to just make up technobabble every week. When he sat down to write "Galactica," Moore asked, "What if this happened to us?" In doing so, he set a nearly impossible task for himself: to tell a story set in a distant solar system about spaceships and robots in a way that would be not merely alien-of-the-week science fiction but character-driven high drama.

      Now, you may not like that sort of thing. But it seems like, from looking at things like TV ratings over the past few years, that most people do. Shows like "The West Wing," "NYPD Blue" and "Lost" have been both critically lauded and phenomenally successful. "Galactica" is in the same class.

      If you're looking for space aliens and shoot-em-ups and jargon and gadgets, "Galactica" probably isn't the show for you. Doesn't mean it's bad; quite the contrary. In my opinion, with the lackluster performance of "The West Wing" this year and the fact that "Lost" isn't paying off quite like I think it should, I think "Battlestar Galactica" is the best scripted drama show on US television right now. Not just among genre shows, but among all shows.

      But if you don't like those kinds of shows, then you're not gonna be happy with "Galactica." That's not because it's trying to be genre science fiction and failing. It's because it's trying to be character drama that happens to be set in outer space ... and it's succeeding.

    9. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...with Battlestar Galactica reinventing the science fiction genre in the same fashion the Sopranos did to the gangster genre...
      Now that would save Enterprise: a Galactica/Sopranos crossover!
    10. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Funny story. The series pilot (a 3-hour movie that was run in December 2003 as a miniseries, and later edited down and run on NBC as a movie-of-the-week) is out on DVD now, and it comes with a commentary track. The writer, Ron Moore, is on the track, and he talks about the one part of the pilot that he really, really regrets.

      I don't know if you've seen it, but at one point Capt. Lee "Apollo" Adama uses a set of electric pulse generators to send out a big burst of radiation in order to cover the refugees' escape from a cylon attack. In the commentary, Moore says that he hated putting that kind of technobabble bullshit into his script, but he'd written himself into a corner and that the jargon was the only practical way out of it.

      But he did poke some fun at himself along the way. After Apollo gave his wordy, jargony, meaningless speech to one of the other characters, her slightly glazed-over reply was, "The lesson here is not to ask follow-up questions."

      I thought it was a good line at the time. Now that I know the story behind it, I think it's brilliant.

    11. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by brianiac · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...bears no resemblance to Trek at all.

      Please compare to DS9: a bleak war movie in space, with an emphasis on fighting an implacable, deadly enemy (the Dominion); dark and gritty. For my money, this was the most entertaining of the Star Treks, but for what-if sci-fi and Utopian morality plays, TNG is better.

      They really lost me with Voyager, though: after reading Greg Egan's Permutation City, I was very excited about the prospect of a digital character, but it was very poorly executed. The Dr. was unable to fork/copy himself, and could only move his program to a "mobile emitter" and back. The computer memory had to be extensively modded to handle binary data! Arbitrary and ridiculous restrictions were placed on the tech because the writers didn't understand their subject matter, and were intent on telling their story, rather than exploring actual ramifications presented by the setting and characters.

      Here are some new ST series ideas for Paramount:

      • Star Trek: Special Victim's Unit
      • Star Trek: Talk to the Hand
      • Star Trek: Dinosaurs
      • Star Trek: The Last Generation
      • Star Trek: Everyone is pure energy now, but we're kind of bored
    12. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, sort of. "Star Trek" was pretty superficial for the most part. There were exceptions, yes, but in general they dealt with Big Issues in a very shallow way. Take the episode where they tried to decide whether Data had civil rights. It was a very one-sided hour of TV. Well written, nicely acted, and extremely entertaining, but it was very one-sided. The question was, "Does Data have rights?" and the answer was, "Yes," and then they spent the final three acts proving it. "Galactica," by contrast, tends to keep the Big Issues fuzzy. There are no answers, no resolutions.

      Funny you should mention "The Next Generation," though. In my opinion, some of the best episodes of that series are "Darmok," "The Inner Light," "The Perfect Mate" and my personal favorite of all, "Family." Other episodes like "The Best of Both Worlds" and "Yesterday's Enterprise" and "All Good Things" were very good, but in my opinion they're not really on the same level as the four I named.

      What those four episodes I named all have in common is that they've got nothing to do with spaceships or phasers or Romulans. They're about characters. "Darmok" is the story of two characters who don't speak the same language. "The Inner Light" is about a man who loses his memory. "The Perfect Mate" is about impossible love, and "Family" is about how a man recovers from an unimaginably traumatic experience. Any one of those would have made a great drama without any science-fiction aspect to it at all.

      I think that's the kind of writing that we see on "Galactica" every week. It's complex and nuanced and, in a way, hair-tearingly frustrating, because there are no answers. Take last week's (US-aired) episode for instance. Is Tom Zarek a terrorist or a prisoner of conscience? We don't know, because the writers don't tell us. We're not allowed to know, because which one he is isn't important. What's important is how people react to the situation he creates. Or last week's "33." Why 33 minutes? We never find out, not ever, not even by the end of the first season. I can see where some people would be annoyed by that kind of laser-beam focus on what's important to the story. Personally, I really like it.

    13. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You talk about how the "writers don't suck," but you seem to neglect the history Trek has. BSG was able to trash the canon developed by the original series because a) said existing canon was awful (BSG 1980 anyone?) and b) BSG had far fewer fans than Trek. Writers who are forced to respect the previous history of the show are really limited. As for the "setting and mood", again, a direct result of being able to totally overhaul the series-- if someone could overhaul (or "reinvent") Trek I think you'd have just as much chance at enjoying it as you do BSG.

      You can't fault Trek for being what it is-- Trek. And don't treat it like a competition, there's too little quality Sci-Fi on TV. It's not like we're making a choice between BSG or Enterprise; you can try enjoying both for what they are. :P

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    14. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by Cervantes · · Score: 2, Funny
      ... I'm sure the last Enterprise episode will feature a half-vulcan/half-borg Picard with large breasts.

      Dude, you most surely will rot in a special circle of hell, for having laid that image in my mind.

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    15. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by dooglio · · Score: 3, Interesting
      My wife and I were both blown away by the pilot, suffice to say. I knew right off this would not be a typical SF show.

      Your comment made me think of the opening of "Water" with Boomer sitting in a room dripping wet and not knowing how she got that way. It opens just on her fingers, with the water dripping off, then you get to see more of the situation, bit by bit. Nice stuff. Definitely not typical TV grade.

    16. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They've been using the shit out of that technique on the show. The film-school-poseur name for it is in media res, which basically means "we now join our show already in progress." It's a really powerful technique if employed deftly.

      I love the fact that Sci Fi in the US decided to air "33" and "Water" back-to-back. If you watch them a week apart, it's easy to miss what I think is one of the most clever storytelling devices I've seen in a long, long time. At the end of "33," Boomer on Caprica is soaking wet from the rain, huddled with Helo beneath a tree. In the opening scene of "Water," Boomer on Galactica is soaking wet, sitting in the locker room. It really does a lot to connect the two Boomers together in the viewers' minds, but it lost a lot of its impact in the UK airing because of all the time that transpired between the first and second episodes. I think it's great that Sci Fi decided to air them together.

    17. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by serutan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're looking for space aliens and shoot-em-ups and jargon and gadgets, "Galactica" probably isn't the show for you.

      Likewise, it's probably not the show for you if you're looking for "Battlestar Galactica." Because among other reasons, Cylons are ROBOTS, and Starbuck and Boomer are MEN.

    18. Re:Stick a fork in it please... by Snaller · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't think there's *ever* been a science fiction television program with a cast this skilled.

      You haven't seen Firefly.

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  5. Oh, no more... by dswensen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Much as I wouldn't mind seeing Frakes and Sirtis in action again, it would only be because for nostalgia's sake. When your show becomes characterized by this kind of hysterical desperation, it's a pretty good sign you should just let it die.

    TNG and DS9 were at the top of their repective games in their later seasons -- they just got better and better, IMHO. Neither shows needed this kind of nonsense to shore them up for another handful of weary episodes. If Enterprise doesn't have enough momentum to propel it after all this time, then it's just plain out of gas, and stunt casting is not going to save it.

    Especially when I, as a not-so-fanatical Star Trek watcher, can probably tell you the plot of this episode right now. Picard and Troi, on board the Titan on a diplomatic mission to Head-Ridge VII, run into a subspace anomaly and are transported back in time, and must deal with the cultural and technological gaps while...zzz...

    I'd advise letting Enterprise, and Trek, rest in peace for another few years while it still has some dignity, but unfortunately that moment is already long past (for me, the last of TNG's dignity departed with the introduction of Retarded Data in Nemesis). I guess now the best we can hope for is that these sorts of decisions don't bury the franchise altogether.

    1. Re:Oh, no more... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Well DS9 did it too. They brought in Worf as a regular character in order to make it more attractive the TNG fans

      Two key differences. First, he was, as you note, a regular character. It wasn't just a guest appearance.

      Second, it made sense in terms of the story. One of the things DS9 did much better than both earlier and later ST series is flesh out other races (yes, other ST series had important aliens, but they were isolated...only DS9 made it so the whole alien race was important--compare, for example, the Ferengi on DS9 and TNG). The Klingons were an important part of the ongoing story. Even if there had been no Worf from TNG, it would have made sense for them to invent the character for DS9.

    2. Re:Oh, no more... by thogard · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe thats because there wasn't much else to do? Its hard to come up with 30 stories a year that aren't repeats or copies of someone else's stories.

      The origial Trek did push difficult issues such as birth control, eugenics and racial issues. Kirk kissing Uhura was a major risk for TV in the late 1960's

    3. Re:Oh, no more... by node+3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Two key differences.

      Which aren't "key" differences.

      First, he was, as you note, a regular character. It wasn't just a guest appearance.

      That's a big difference, but I don't see how it's key. It also wouldn't make a lot of sense (putting a future character into the show would cause too many problems. Dr. Soong has some potential though...).

      Second, it made sense in terms of the story.

      I don't think it did. With Miles and Keiko it made more sense, but with Worf, in the series finale of ST:TNG, Worf and Troi were dating.

      Even if there had been no Worf from TNG, it would have made sense for them to invent the character for DS9.

      Not really. If you *wanted* a Klingon arc to the story, any ol' Klingon would do. They also wanted Ensign Ro to play the part that became Kira, why would you have needed Worf and not Trag or Krang or something?

      The key difference (if you want one) is that Enterprise appears to need a gimmicky episode, while DS9 didn't. Remember the tribbles episode? It was a fun aside. The current season of Enterprise is pretty good, really more in line with what I was expecting when the show first came out. I don't think it needs a gimmick, but if they're going to do one, I hope that at least it works.

    4. Re:Oh, no more... by edunbar93 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One of the things DS9 did much better than both earlier and later ST series is flesh out other races

      No, it fleshed out the Ferengi really. One of my biggest peeves with the Star Trek franchise is how one dimensional all the races are. It basicallly took single aspects of the human race and made other races utterly single-minded in that aspect.

      The Klingons see glorious death in battle as their highest ideal, something they've been breeding for for thousands of years. Don't ask me how the hell they managed to become a spacefaring race, because it seems that wimpy occupations like scientists, bakers, and librarians are simply not allowed. These occupations are absolutely necessary to any civilization.

      The Ferengi, I can dig the greed thing. That *almost* makes sense. But they probably exterminate their unemployed. Or worse, sell them at a markup.

      The Vulcans have their logic, to the exclusion of all else. Too bad creative thinking is required for science...

      The borg mindlessly stumble their way through the universe like a bunch of zombies. I think their highest ideal is to be scary.

      The dominion... they seek... dominion... over everthing... Mmmkay.

      But the humans? What do the humans believe in? Well, nothing it seems. And as the franchise got older, it seemed to get worse and worse that way. In TNG, everyone was perfect and boring. Or flat and featureless, take your pick. We apparently still had an emotion or two, but mostly it seems that we'd completely stopped bothering with art and music, since the most modern thing anyone listened to was jazz, the most modern drama anyone was interested in was Shakespeare, and the only pictures to be seen anywhere were drawn by an android. Noone's religious, noone drinks, and noone is unemployed. It's like we're all turning into Vulcans or something.

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  6. I remember by Raul654 · · Score: 2, Informative

    When TNG started, people were afraid it wouldn't suceed without having to bring back members of the original crew. And while it did eventually bring most of them back in some form or another (McCoy in the pilot, Spock in Season 4, Scotty in season 6, and Kirk in Generations), it spread it out so much that it was fairly innocuous. On the other hand, this is a blatant attempt to appeal to TNG's popularity to save what has been an otherwise horrible series.

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    1. Re:I remember by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "On the other hand, this is a blatant attempt to appeal to TNG's popularity to save what has been an otherwise horrible series."

      Or it's a blatant attempt to show the effects the temporal cold war will have on the future like they've done already with the Enterprise-J.

      I realize it's popular opinion here to hate Enterprise, but geez, give them a little credit.

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    2. Re:I remember by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You are forgetting that the only regular characters played by people who could REALLY act and were given a chance to act on a regular basis are Picard and Data. I have to admit that Michael Dorn delivered a consistently solid performance and that all of the main characters have their moments, which is why I'll watch any but the worst episodes of TNG pretty much any time, but frankly I don't think it is on average a great show although I did almost always enjoy it.

      I am not a fanboy about the old star trek, and I've definitely seen more episodes of TNG. Even so, practically every episode of TNG reminds me either of an episode of ToS or a previous episode of TNG :P

      I attribute the success of the Trek shows thusly: ToS was an excellent sci-fi show, but would also have been a great show no matter what the setting had been. It looks pretty melodramatic by modern standards but is so well acted that it feels somehow right. Corny, but right. The plots were relatively original, although I half recall an old saying about how there are only [approximately] 7 original ideas in existence and only three of them were being made into Hollywood movies. TV is the same thing except that a series forces you to meander or fall into a rut. And, of course, there's the sex appeal. It's not television without it. TNG had some excellent acting, but much more entirely unconvincing stuff, and because they had more technology available spent more time technowanking. DS9 was new and went into darker territory, which kept it going pretty well, and Voyager had chicks with nice tits and a captain with a whiskey voice; Trek gets to every demographic eventually. Enterprise is darker still, is even more overt about selling sci-fi with sex, and involves more threats to humanity. In other words, they've just been upping the ante all along, and I think it's been a fairly natural progression.

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  7. Fade Away... by mesach · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can't they just let it fade away instead of making everyone HATE it.

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  8. Gee... that'll save 'em by popo · · Score: 4, Insightful


    So... their strategy to save a show which suffers from incredibly poor casting, is to bring two of the previous generation's casting gaffes.

    I can't think of two more expendible characters from TNG (After wesley crusher of course) than Riker and Troi.

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    1. Re:Gee... that'll save 'em by hammerofhope · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Troi maybe, but Riker? Come on, the man is a legend.

    2. Re:Gee... that'll save 'em by oneiron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Riker was the worst TNG character. Episodes centered on him made me nauseous... Ugh.. The one where he was going crazy and it ended up that he was in some romulan prison... I can't even bear to think about it.

    3. Re:Gee... that'll save 'em by chromatic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ahh, I'd always wondered how Riker and Troi met.

    4. Re:Gee... that'll save 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I liked the bit where Troi got raped by the bad guys then she died in hospital after the doctors said she'd be OK.

      No, wait, I think that was Death Wish 3. I always get those two confused.

    5. Re:Gee... that'll save 'em by biobogonics · · Score: 2, Funny

      Troi maybe, but Riker? Come on, the man is a legend.

      Especially after hosting "Alien Autopsy"!

  9. Am I the Only One by BlakeLupa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wow, am I the only one who likes Enterprise, and hates Battle Star in any incarnation? One hot andriod is no enough for me to get interested in Battle Star!

    1. Re:Am I the Only One by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, I am right there with you personally. Enterprise was far more enjoyable to me, on average, than TNG. (At least after they raised Marina's neckline. Don't you think humans will be able to handle cleavage in the 23rd or 24th or whatver century?)

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    2. Re:Am I the Only One by kooshvt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I enjoy Enterprise. I do agree that they need to lay off of the time travel though. I have not seen the new Battlestar Galactica, it's hasn't made its way into my schedule yet. It's funny, I didn't start watching Enterprise until I downloaded a few shows from suprnova a few years ago. I probably would not have gotten hooked on it if I hadn't. I would like to download the episodes of Battlestar that I have missed and determine if it is worth watching. Oh well I guess it is something I just will have to miss out on it, or search around for a replacement site. I am the only one who actually used bittorrent to download tv shows at my convenience to determine what was actually worth watching at it's regular time? I got hooked on Scrubs and Arrested Development the same way. I know I could set my DVR to record new shows but I don't watch commercials so I never know what or when new shows are coming on.

  10. EMPATHY ALERT by karmaflux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I sense a deep feeling of forboding...

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  11. The answer: by mboverload · · Score: 3, Funny

    BSD..er...Enterprise is dead.

  12. Time Travel...you are sooo close by Sarge-001 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Deanna will travel back in time to set an insidious series of events in place that will ripple through the very fabric of space-time...and make sure she doesn't marry that slut poindexter with a beard Riker! All she has to do is jetison some drive plasma, reverse polarity on the intake valve and say three times "He is an ass, what was I thinking?"

  13. OK, give the show a chance by runenfool · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Despite the fact that this is probably the last season being abandoned on a Friday night ... I think Enterprise is finally hitting its groove. I know everyone has their opinion, but while it isn't comparable to the very best of DS9 or even TNG, its certainly miles ahead of Voyager in terms of quality. I don't think its the casting that's necessarily weak - but probably more the characters. Still, TNG didn't have characters as good as TOS ... and DS9 was weaker than TNG until they brought Worf aboard. It took Avery Brooks until probably Season 3 or 4 to really start getting into Sisko ... he wasn't like Patrick Stewart who had a great screen presence almost from the beginning (sorry, it took me a while to get used to the bald captain :) ). Voyager never .. NEVER had good characters .. at least the new series has Hoshi :) And really there isn't anyone groan inducing like Neelix (which is strange - because the doctor kind of reminds me of him - just not annoying) or Nog from DS9 or Wesley (sorry Wil .. still think *you're* cool) from TNG.

    Seriously ... go back and watch enterprise lately .. I think they are doing a great job. Not as good as it could be, and certainly not as "cool" (now the in thing is to be anti Star Trek) as Battlestar (now that we decided not to kill anyone for a female Starbuck and human cylons) or Stargate (but not Atlantis, because thats NOT cool in the eyes of the SF culture police) ... but they are making it entertaining at least ...

    1. Re:OK, give the show a chance by Matt+Perry · · Score: 2, Informative
      OK, give the show a chance
      I don't know about you but I gave it 76 chances. After that I decided I wasn't going to bother with the fourth season. Time travel is the last refuge of the uncreative. I can stand a few episodes of it but it's really been abused in this series.
      at least the new series has Hoshi
      What's that supposed to mean? Did they finally start doing some character development in the fourth season? That's my biggest problem with Enterprise; They haven't done anything to help me get to know the characters and care about what happens to them. Brannon and Braga have really ruined things.
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    2. Re:OK, give the show a chance by System.out.println() · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree.

      I think most of the "let it die!" crowd has either never seen the third season - IMHO one of the best seasons of any scifi show, ever, including any single season of Farscape - or is so obsessed with continuity that any deviation from the previously established universe is heresy.

      Well, how crappy, bland, and predictable do you think the show would be if everything went exactly as foretold? It'd be a challenge to get a single decent season out of that setup. And I do agree that neither of the first two seasons, where they tried this formula, were particularly good.

      Rather than looking at the downside of the lack of continuity, consider the upside - there's now a possibilty for an "alternate" future, where the temporal war has changed things. Will this wind up being for the better or worse? Who knows!

      DON'T TAKE THE TREK UNIVERSE TOO SERIOUSLY. When you get your panties in a wad anytime creative liberties are taken, you'll lead a very unpleasant life in your parents' basement.

      OK, rant over. Flame on.

    3. Re:OK, give the show a chance by TexVex · · Score: 3, Insightful
      ... I think Enterprise is finally hitting its groove
      I think Enterprise got stuck back in its groove of crappy writing. Take the last episode, for example. Here it is in a nutshell: "humans are special, they are different than ALL OTHER RACES, they are more compassionate and willing to take risks, so they should eventually be First Contacted by some superadvanced aliens."

      Excuse me while I go vomit. It's thinly disguised xenophobia and megalomania. That, and these fucking aliens apparently can't have a private conversation without borrowing a couple ephemerals' bodies. Nonsensical crap like that is a big turnoff to me, even though I'm sure the vast majority of the show's audience either didn't catch it or doesn't care.

      Now, Galactica paints people as the imperfect beings we really are, and pits us up against one motherfucker of an enemy. Technically, and artistically, the show is great. Very high quality. Unfortunately, I'm not too fond if it because it's just so dark.

      I do like my entertainment to be positive, happy-endings and all that. With Trek and Galactica, however, the choice is between saccharine and vinegar. Bah, they both leave a bad taste in my mouth.
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    4. Re:OK, give the show a chance by coaxial · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Voyager never .. NEVER had good characters ..

      The doc was cool.

      at least the new series has Hoshi :)

      That's because you have a thing for asian girls. :)

      And really there isn't anyone groan inducing like Neelix (which is strange - because the doctor kind of reminds me of him - just not annoying) or Nog from DS9 or Wesley

      Nog was fine. He was neat foil to Jake. In the beginning they were worthless characters, but by the end, they were both interesting characters. I know your heart sank when Nog lost his leg during the Dominion War. (That was good very good episode by the way.)

      Not as good as it could be, and certainly not as "cool" (now the in thing is to be anti Star Trek) as Battlestar (now that we decided not to kill anyone for a female Starbuck and human cylons)

      The new BSG is good. The old BSG sucked and it always has. New BSG is how old BSG should have been made. The costumes aren't crappy Star Wars knockoffs, and plots aren't in the vein of Star Trek's "The Roman God Appolo Makes Kirk Fight Genghis Kahn At The O.K. Corral On A Planet Of 1920s Chicago Gangsters To Settle A Bet With Rumplestiskin On Whether Good Or Evil Is More Powerful, While Hitler's Bare Midrift Greenskined Girlfriend Watches On". The episodes have the right mix of independence and plotarc. Most importantly, the characters' lives suck just as hard as less than 50k refugees fleeing their homeworlds from the relentless attack of mechanical killing machines should.

      The were only two redeaming features of old BSG. First, the cylon bombers. That was cool design, and it still holds up over the years. Second, seeing Ben Cartright as a military dictator.

      Don't even get me started on Galatica 1980! :)

      or Stargate (but not Atlantis, because thats NOT cool in the eyes of the SF culture police)

      SG:A may be a knock off, but it's an entertaining knock off damn it! Yes, Sheppard is basically O'Neil, but I like him damn it! I loved the scene where McKay and Sheppard explain to Wier that when they were testing a personal shield they found when Sheppard threw McKay off a third story balcony. (Wier: "And you thought throwing him off a balcony would be best way to test it?" McKay: "No!" Sheppard: "First, I shot him!")

      The wraith aren't that interesting, espcially from an artistic standpoint, but so far they've been used sparingly, and mostly as a backstory element.

      Your scifi police need to go back to discussing whether or not Smurfs are egg laying species or nothing more than simple mammals.

    5. Re:OK, give the show a chance by Snaller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think most of the "let it die!" crowd has either never seen the third season - IMHO one of the best seasons of any scifi show, ever, including any single season of Farscape - or is so obsessed with continuity that any deviation from the previously established universe is heresy.

      Or, they just have different tastes, and find that the third season was pedestrian, unimaginative, derivative and uncreative.

      Well, how crappy, bland, and predictable do you think the show would be if everything went exactly as foretold?

      Utter nonsense, the excuse of a lousy writer (you don't work on enterprise do you?) That's like saying you couldn't make a movie about the second world war because you know how it ends (Hello private ryan!) There was nothing wrong with the concept, the problem was the talentless execution.

      And I do agree that neither of the first two seasons, where they tried this formula, were particularly good.

      I take it you meant "weren't" - and they were crap because of bad writing and lame producers, not because of a straight jacket concept - one that they didn't respect anyway. Die hard fans can list hundreds, if not thousands of cases where they just change established continuity.

      Rather than looking at the downside of the lack of continuity, consider the upside - there's now a possibilty for an "alternate" future, where the temporal war has changed things. Will this wind up being for the better or worse? Who knows!

      I do, the odds heavyly favour crap. They hired Many Coto and at least he tries, but its probably to little to late.

      DON'T TAKE THE TREK UNIVERSE TOO SERIOUSLY. When you get your panties in a wad anytime creative liberties are taken, you'll lead a very unpleasant life in your parents' basement.

      You sound more like you are the one living in a basement with (your head up your ass). Its not a question about taking the trek university too seriously, its a question about expecting certain standards from people who pretend they are artists - something the writers fail at too much on Enterprise when they simply phone in a story from the commissary - if they have taken any liberties its the liberty to not be creative.

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    6. Re:OK, give the show a chance by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I think most of the "let it die!" crowd has either never seen the third season"

      I gritted my teeth through all of them, but Season 4 jumped the shark with 'Philadephia Experiment II'. In fact, if you consider that some of the educational channels are filled with sharks and Nazis, there's a bit of a link there.

      However.

      Season 4 has picked up a lot. Arik Soong was a great addition, there's been a turning point for the vulcans and we've just met the Organians. They're dealing with canon, rather than introducing a race that noone has ever seen before and get into the time-travel lark early, which seriously, seriously annoyed me. The story should be about the foundation of Starfleet, not improbable odds; it just makes it feel tacky.

      "Oh, Archer's dead. No he isn't"

      "DON'T TAKE THE TREK UNIVERSE TOO SERIOUSLY."

      Then let it die.

      "Well, how crappy, bland, and predictable do you think the show would be if everything went exactly as foretold?"

      Oh, do the flipping research. Stories are split into three parts, with the last half of the last part being the solution and wrap up. Apart from the multi-part episodes it's a reduction to set pieces within the context of a soap-opera in a spaceship. Compare that with the multi-arc monstrosity that was Babylon 5, the hidden agendas of BSG or even the compelling moral dilemnas introduced by DS9. Enterprise isn't even on a par with the quality of storytelling those series showed. Hell, it even took Voyager a couple of seasons until Seven arrived. T'pol whipped her shirt off in one of the first episodes.

      That's unpleasant when you consider that the grab pot contains battles between every major concern right up to the intervention by the Organians and where exactly is Starfleet? At the moment it looks like Archer has his own Admiral. These are the critical events in the ST canon, not a temporal cold war that nobody knows about...there's a huge grab bag of ideas and concepts that they've ignored in favour of flashy effects and 'nudge, nudge' style self-referential masturbation in how they came up with 'Red alert'.

      The main problem I have isn't with the ST canon, but the quality of the story told, and Enterprise is coughing up blood if they keep having to try and drag it's seriously obsessive fanbase back with gimmicks like more time travel for old characters.

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  14. To your battle stations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stardate 209323.30934

    We have entered a region of unknown and dangerous space. We have full sensors recording any possible signs of threat

    (intercom) This is your captain speaking. We are under direct financial attack, and are being threatened with the possiblity of being taken offline! How dare they treat us like scum! Prepare for all out defensive manuvers! Hold on folks!

  15. Re:Very well put by CTO1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Stargate and Battlestar Galactica are the premier scifi shows on today. I'll admit, the last couple of seasons of Stargate have really been reaching beyond the original storyline, but not in a bad way. I firmly believe Richard Dean Anderson is the primary reason why that show doesn't suck. Battlestar Galactica, on the other hand, is extremely watchable. The realism, subtle plotlines, the intensity of some of the characters (Cmdr Adama)...it just all adds up to a great show. I agree that Star Trek needs some time off; movies included. If it ever is to return, a new set of writers and directors will have to take the helm and come up with something new/different/better/that doesn't suck.

  16. Just let it die already. by humberthumbert · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I watched a coupla episodes here and there...and the damn Vulcan chick was always getting her tits out on the slightest pretext.

    Don't get me wrong -- I LOVE TITS.

    But I know where to get pr0n when I wanna look at them, thank you very much Star Trek.

    When tits and ass becomes a major selling point
    of a show it's just demeaning to the viewers and kinda sad.

    Some issue with the Battlestar Galactica remake. Having cute girls on the show is cool, but give them better roles than serving as eye candy, damnit.

    1. Re:Just let it die already. by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Some issue with the Battlestar Galactica remake. Having cute girls on the show is cool, but give them better roles than serving as eye candy, damnit.

      Eye candy? You have Starbuck in almost every episode being a pivotal part of the action (and she is way too butch to be eye candy). You have Boomer driving major parts of the plot as Cylon saboteur head case. And the blonde Cylon babe is only eye candy? (I count at least twice she's driving the plot.) Hell, they even have a middle aged heifer as a major character. How many freaking shows do you see that?!?! What does BSG have to do, make their female characters recite Shakespeare??? Twit.

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    2. Re:Just let it die already. by humberthumbert · · Score: 2, Funny


      But truth be told, I wouldn't want to see Kirk giving Spock naked backrubs.

      Enterprise is ok overall, they just too revisionist and reliant and tech babble for my tastes...and I get the feeling that they are making things up as they go along. Sorry, think I've been spoiled by JMS and B5 in my expectations from a "serious" sci-fi show.

  17. The "season finale"? by FuturePastNow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If Riker and Troi will be in the season finale, that probably means it'll be a cliffhanger...so if Enterprise gets cancelled, we'll never find out how it ends. I know the show isn't that great, but seriously, that would be a very sad way for a Star Trek series to end.

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    1. Re:The "season finale"? by Viceice · · Score: 2, Funny

      And if the season turned out to be really fantastic, it could spawn a new Star Trek meme on Slashdot.

      The horror.

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  18. Get a stunt cast from... by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...DeForest Kelley, and I'll be impressed.

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    1. Re:Get a stunt cast from... by rs79 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm dead, Jim.

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  19. But how??? by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe they'll come through the same wormhole that allows Geordi to host Reading Rainbow.

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  20. The Old Joke by MavEtJu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Picard: "Mr Worf, fire at will!"
    *ZOT*
    Picard: "Hmm... where did Riker go?"

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  21. Re:Battlestar Galactica better than Star Trek by Tassach · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Battlestar Galactica is the best sci-fi TV show since Star Trek: TNG.
    Well, personally, I think both Farscape and BSG were better sci-fi shows than TNG, but that's beside the point. A few reasons I see for BSG's success:
    1. Good actors. The TNG cast were, with one or two exceptions, all really great actors. None of the other Treks had anywhere close to that level of talent. I've watched the first 12 episodes now and the only one of the regulars who's weak is the guy who plays Apollo. Edward James Olmos kicks ass.
    2. Good writing. BSG is first and foremost, a character-based drama. It's based on real, flawed, believable people trying to survive in an insane world. The fact that it's set in space is mere window dressing. And, while not perfect, they have a MUCH better grasp of physics than the particle-of-the-week nitwits who wrote for Trek.

      I think that B5 (and Farscape to a lesser extent) really showed that season-long story arcs work much better than the classic Trek planet-of-the-week format.

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  22. They already did by Aexia · · Score: 3, Informative

    The temporal cold war arc was more or less abandonned at the end of the second season and tied up at the beginning of this season.

  23. well duh.. by raehl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The good casting decisions have agents who won't let them on Enterprise.

  24. Better idea by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about instead they ditch those two, save all that money and instead spend it on a 45 minute long lesbian scene between t'pol and hoshi, no not some crappy kid-safe scene, a proper late-night special, go beyond the final frontier, the next generation, boldly! and it could even involve some elaborate time-travel scenario where they must get completely naked or else risk being stranded in a half-way dimension. Now tell me seriously that this episode won't get viewers?

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    1. Re:Better idea by Cloud+K · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you mean The Next Penetration? ;)

  25. Depends... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think that the number one thing they need to do right now for Enterprise is to 'cat script | grep temporal' For every word about time travel that shows up, you get to beat the writers with a 2x4. They abused time and time travel so horribly it's beyond reason. The Voyager two-part 'year of hell' was hard to believe, but Enterprise made it look downright quaint.

    Okay, an occasional foray into time travel is cool. An entire season based on a 'temporal cold war' it is a sign that the idea factory has burnt to the ground.

    Just my $.02...

    1. Re:Depends... by loraksus · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know, I'll agree with you on the time travel thing, they have raped it dead. I will disagree on year of hell though, I thought "year of hell" was pretty good - it was, at the very least, original - especially given that most of the trek stuff is a rehash from st tos / whatever.

      Enterprise, end of third season, my reaction was
      Well great, ok, whats next?
      Eh?
      What the fuck?
      Nazis?
      Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to bring back fucking nazis? Kirk fought nazis, wtf.
      I HOPE YOU DIE!!
      I want my hour back.

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  26. No. by istewart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've given the show multiple chances so far.

    I have to admit that I was against the idea of a prequel to start with. It just seemed like the Berman/Braga team saw that George Lucas made a financial (if not artistic) success of the idea and therefore decided it was worth copying. I watched the pilot anyway, but gave up about halfway through. Now, Trek pilots are classically weak, but this one was just boring. Like Voyager on Sominex.

    So I waited a while. I still didn't like the whole prequel idea, didn't like the fact that the tech seemed to be more advanced than the first TOS pilot, and wasn't that impressed by the cheesy technological substitutions for stuff from chronologically subsequent eras of Trek like "polarized hull plating" and "protein resequencers." (Now of course the obvious reason is that "The Cage" was 1966 and "Broken Bow" was 2001, but how do they go from "phase pistols" to "laser pistols" back to "phasers?" Why does the Romulan ship look like it belongs in the 24th century with the similarly-styled D'Deridex rather than the 22nd? But I digress.)

    So when an anticipated "event" episode that all the reviewers said was good came up, I tuned in. I did this with the Borg episode. How cute, they managed to work one of the the most recognizable Trek villains in and made all sorts of in-jokey references while leaving the principal cast in the dark as to what they had just encountered! I did this again with the first Xindi episode, when half of Florida got taken out. The terrorist metaphor and somber mood just seemed forced to me, like they were groping for something to write into the script.

    I did this again for the last Xindi episode. That was pretty neat, even though Archer's action-hero stint left me cold. The Death Star ripoff was kinda cool, and seeing the CGI P-51s was neat even though I knew the twist was coming, but the alien Nazi thing was just blah. I didn't really care how that turned out, fearing similar convolution to the concealment of the Borg and the intro of the Xindi. Since then I've tuned in once more, to the Augment episodes with Brent Spiner. He was kinda cool (my mom even walked into the room and exclaimed, "It's Data!") but the actors playing the Augments (who had to carry much of the story) kinda sucked. It was partly what they had to work with. The most memorable thing, to me, was that it was the first time I had heard the word "bitch" in what was ostensibly a Star Trek episode. Ooh, edgy.

    That being said, I have to respect Manny Coto for tying in old plot elements. It looks like the next hyped "event" episode will be the Mirror Universe one, and I may tune in for the "ooh-ahh" of a CGI battle damaged Constitution-class. But the TrekToday preview I saw made a point of noting how much more aggressive and backstabbing the mirror Archer would be. Big whoop. Another problem I've had with the show is that Scott Bakula seems to have lost his acting talent since "Quantum Leap." All the Archer performances I've seen come off as wooden, and I have no reason to believe this won't be the same.

    Another point in Enterprise's favor is the awesome special effects that trump just about anything else in Trek, but SFX do not a show make. Without characters to fly all them nifty ships in a convincing manner, it ain't worth much. A lot of people have cited the addition of Worf to DS9 as something similar to the Enterprise gimmick castings, but think about what they did with Worf on DS9. He got married, got captured and thrown in a POW camp, met Martok and joined his House, watched his wife die, and at the end of it all wound up a diplomat instead of a warrior. Tell me, is Arik Soong gonna be back, ever? Are Riker and Troi going to be stranded in the 22nd century and join the NX-01 crew, and thus explore new situations we haven't seen their characters in before? Hell, is any of this gonna happen with the already-established Enterprise characters as a result of these castings? Somehow, I doubt it.

    This comment is already way too long, but I'm also gonna h

  27. Closing lines of the series finale by serutan · · Score: 5, Funny

    [Enterprise 1 set vanishes, replaced by empty holodeck]

    Riker: [taps badge] Riker to bridge. Captain, the runaway holodeck virus has been destroyed.

    Picard (heard through communicator): Very good Number One. Mr. Crusher, ahead warp 5.

    Troi: How are you feeling?

    Riker: Hungry. For a hot fudge sundae. In your quarters.

    Troi: [knowing smile]

    Theme music up, Enterprise D goes into warp. Roll credits.

    1. Re:Closing lines of the series finale by HisMother · · Score: 5, Funny

      The "Newhart" ending!

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  28. Enterprise is looking good by Quantum+Jim · · Score: 2, Informative

    Enterprise is starting to look really good. I previously submitted a story - that was rejected :-( - about the next half of Star Trek: Enterprise. Trektoday reported that it will feature some exciting plots involving "Andoria, a Klingon moon, Romulan outposts, Romulan Marauders, Orion Privateers, Earth's Moon, Mars, a Constitution-class Federation starship and more. You'll see a live Tholian... and a Gorn." according to the show runner Manny Coto. Leaked mild spoilers also indicate that the Constitution-class ship is the U.S.S. Defiant, which re-appears in the two-parter episode titled, In a Mirror, Darkly. There have been beautiful pictures of the reconstructed set just recently posted too. As a hardcore Trekkie, I find it fascinating.

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  29. Stargate: progressive discovery by coyote-san · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While it has its flaws, I would say Stargate is one of the hardest science fiction shows in history.

    The reason why is because it's progressive. If you exclude the introductory and wrap-up episodes common in more recent series, you could swap the first and last episode of ST:TNG. ST:TOS. Quantum Leap (other than Sam regaining his memory). Seven Days. And on and on and on. It's all fantasy - the actors have a magic box or two and roam the universe or timeline without really changing anything.

    Stargate is one of the few shows that shows progression. The Tori'i were clueless in the first few episodes (after Teal'c joined them). But their hard work introduced them to the Toik'ra, gave them naquida generators, introduced us to the Asgard, bootstrapped the development of our own fighters, allowed us to run the Prometheus, got us advanced engines from a grateful Asgard, and on and on and on.

    Have they had missteps? Sure. Are they on the verge of having so many goodies that they run the risk of having the rabid viewer ask "why didn't they use the gozmotron from the 3rd season?" In fact they've turned that to their advantage - after a few seasons those goodies are reintroduced in a natural manner. The "safe" bullets are used for training. The virtual reality pods are used for training and planning.

    Sometimes the science is hokey, but you have a very real sense that they're trying to figure things out and often get it wrong. But they keep at it until they succeed.

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    1. Re:Stargate: progressive discovery by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you exclude the introductory and wrap-up episodes common in more recent series, you could swap the first and last episode of ST:TNG.

      Well, that's true in one sense, but in another sense it's not true at all. The technobabble and the bumpy-headed aliens and the blinky lights all stayed constant during the run of that show, yes, but the characters evolved visibly. Picard grew from being a gruff, distant captain to being a father-figure for the crew and emotional touchstone for the show. Geordi went from being a giddy cadet to a resourceful, competent engineer. Et cetera, et cetera.

      Now, a lot of that character development was organic. As the show went on, the producers eventually learned that some types of stories worked better than others, so they became more refined. Would the show have been better if that character development had been planned from the start? I dunno. Maybe.

      "Stargate" is kind of the opposite. The plot thickens, new secondary characters come and go, the settings change and evolve, and a big back-story develops as the characters explore the universe ...but the characters themselves don't really change at all. They tried giving one of the characters an arc --Jackson --but the outcry from the fan base was so loud that they hit a giant "reset" button and put him right back where he had been two seasons before.

      Take the character of Sam Carter for example. (Set aside the fact that she's a stone-cold geek hottie. This is very important, but I'm not gonna talk about it right this minute.) In eight years (nine? whatever) she's gone from being a captain in the Air Force to a major to a lieutenant colonel. Now, ignore for a minute the fact that that's completely unreasonable. Has her character grown? Has she become a leader? Not really, no. She's still just another member of the team, the Spock to O'Neill's Kirk and Jackson's McCoy. When they promoted O'Neill to accommodate Richard Dean Anderson's desire for less screen time, it left a vacuum in the structure of the show. Has that vacuum been filled? Not really. It would have made sense for Carter to step up and fill it, but instead the writers just chose to write stories that didn't involve SG-1 as a team any more.

      I like "Stargate." I find it entertaining. I have a season pass for it on my TiVo. But great TV, it ain't.

  30. Re:No. by croddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah? well... double dumbass on you!

  31. Stunt casting by Sinner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Getting Frakes and Sirtis to reprise their best-known roles is not "stunt casting". If you got Paris Hilton and Carrottop to play Troy and Riker, that would be stunt casting.

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  32. Hey look - another persons random enterprise op. by Sabalon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was a kid, I love ToS. I don't know why - I can hardly watch it now. Probably cause it was sci-fi more than anything. I remember when TNG came on, and while rough at start, it became a damn good show, going all sorts of places the original never did.

    I'll admin that I never really watched DS9. The theme music put me to sleep, and I saw it as B5 without tha action. I understand it got a lot better, but the first season turned me right off.

    I watched Voyager - I can't recall very much about it. Lots of holodeck adventures or "oh...that never really happened" stories to the best of my knowledge.

    Voyager to me was way too calm. TNG had stuff going on, crap that just had to happen even if Picard thought it was a bad way to handle things. Voyager just seemed to be too much of "well...we're in a jam, lets all sit down, talk about it, and then talk our way out of it." Though, in their defense with Species 8xxx, they finally came up with an alien that was more than a funny forehead or nose! Though another annoying thing was every alien planet looked like the california desert with little mud homes that had high tech doors on them or something. Okay...find a few different locations to shoot on folks.

    I was REALLY looking forward to Enterprise. Sounded cool - the Federation at the beginning during it's rough founding years. Soundes like a nitty gritty show. I like Scott Bacula as an actor and thought that would help.

    While I still like it better than Voyager, the show suffers from the same problem - too much "lets show the universe how wonderful and diplomatic humans are".

    I think one of the best episodes was when Archer sole the warp coil or something from one ship stranding them. Reminded me of TNG where crap had to be done, against the rules or not and it was done - damn the consequences.

    Other problems I have with enterprise are:
    1) Why is it so damn dark? Here it is in 2005 and we have light bulbs that put use 25 wants and act like a 75 watt light bulb. The enterprise looks like it is lit with a few flashlighs that need new batteries.

    2) why is the ship so nice? This is one of the first ships, it should be rougher. I like the different bridge design, but to me, it should be something more like the Maru in Andromeda.

    3) Why don't we ever come across aliens that can't kick our ass?

    4) Enough of the shots of the shuttles. We know the transporters work pretty okay now - time to start using them and stop having "were stuck due to shuttle issue" stories.

    5) enuff of the damn vulcan's. Yeah...they are annoying but mostly look good in tight garb. We get the picture.

    Probably my two favorite characters are Hoshi and the Doctor. Hell...on Voyager, the Doctor was my favorite character as well. Perhaps they should write more medical stories.

    Oh well...I'm tired.

  33. The only way I'd buy it by Sabalon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Have Riker and Troi in the present (well, the present for them at least - TNG time) and have them researching or learning about something that happened during Enterprise's time period and show it with the enterprise crew in flashbacks or something.

    That way you can get the guest appearances without having to come up with a complete cheese story.

    Kinda like how they got Starbuck into Galactica 1980!

    Either that or have them be guest stars but in different roles or something.

  34. The A-Team by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

    I pity da fool who goes to da Delta Quadrant!

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  35. This kind of thing is why I *stopped* watching... by BlindSpot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is the latest bad gimmick in a tragic series. Enterprise got more and more gimmicky every month, until they had nothing left.

    The first season was quite good, though it had the usual Trek first-season weaknesses: plots kind of random, characters not fleshed out, tech not developed, etc. Unfortunately that probably turned off a lot of the viewers who were expecting more, and the reduced ratings may have started the whole spiral...

    I rolled my eyes when they brought in the time-travel gimmick with people from the future, but at least it was all new material and helped the storylines develop, so that was okay.

    Then they did this future-9/11 thing which was obviously a big huge gimmick to try to tie the show to current affairs. It was too obvious, but it did help the stories (some were actually quite riveting) -- for about half the season.

    Towards season's end they started dropping more and more references to past Trek series (i.e. to the future), like Archer hinting about the Federation and "explainations" of some of the history from TOS/TNG/DS9. That was the point they crossed the line from "good" gimmickry to "bad". These did nothing for the series, and just seemed to be there to try to keep old Trek fans hooked.

    Then Archer starts making alliances with the fuckin' "hated" Xindi and I knew I wouldn't be watching for much longer. I know Trek is repetitive, but it's usually in a good way. Heck, they've used the "enemy-turn-friend" theme to produce some great Trek episodes in all series up until Enterprise. There it just killed the story lines and took the drama with it.

    I stopped watching at the end of last season, and when I saw the preview for the first episode with Spiner in it, I knew I'd done the right thing.

    I wondered how much lower they might sink, and with this Troi/Riker thing, now we know.

    It's time to kill this Trek and file it off in the "bad mistake" pile along with ST:V and most of Voyager. (Though at least Voyager didn't make a mockery of Trek. It just wasn't well-written most of the time.)

    Hopefully we'll still get to see a "Birth of the Federation" series at some point, which is what Enterprise originally (d?)evolved from. There's so much potential there. Just as long as they don't give it to the Enterprise producers...

  36. Re:No. by istewart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Alright, so riddle me this:

    I "skimmed" a lot of DS9. And I mean A LOT. The first two seasons weren't that great... some episodes were down to Enterprise-level. I finally got back into it around the time the Dominion and Worf started to figure in heavily (what do you know, gimmicks that worked!). Even then, I didn't watch every week. There was quite a bit of Dominion War stuff I missed... but I could still come in, watch a single episode, and walk away entertained, even though they were part of an overall arc. Now, going back and being able to watch those arcs in sequence greatly enhances the entertainment value, I will agree. But individual episodes of Enterprise still leave me cold. If they had nifty massive space battles, or strong standalone character pieces like "In The Pale Moonlight," I might get pulled in. The entire point of my above post was that I have watched all the stuff that was supposed to pull me in, AND IT DIDN'T WORK. Call me obstinate, but I still don't like it. I use the DS9 comparison so heavily here because that was the only Trek series up till now to heavily employ the concept of the story arc. TOS, TNG, and Voyager all were mostly standalone episodes with the occasional interseason cliffhanger.

    Now, about characterization. That's all well and good that they're learning how to be a starship crew. It's obvious that Archer can't have the "ultraslick" personality of Picard. But what I get from Archer is the aloofness of Sisko with an occasional dash of the brashness of Kirk. Not too terribly exciting.

    Also, if they're just now learning to be a starship crew, doesn't that ignore previous efforts at space travel, even in the pre-Enterprise continuity? I mean, I'm sure our current space shuttle crews could handle something like NX-01 with a minimum of fuss. Wasn't part of the point of having a cramped vessel of limited capability such as NX-01 to make links between Star Trek and contemporary cramped, limited space technology?

    There are also established space crews by the time of Enterprise. What about the cargo crews that (I believe, correct me if I'm wrong) Trip Tucker's family is part of? Wouldn't it be just a snazzy upgrade in technology for them? I mean sure, they have new devices like the transporter to get used to, but other than that, NX-01 could be a freighter with bigger engines. To me, it seems like the spit-and-polish crew of the other Treks, but with supposedly more primitive tech. It would be much more interesting if we saw the crew as trying to become more regimented from the more loose, informal cargo crew culture. Instead, they've basically already got the military discipline so there's little there to develop. I'm not suggesting Star Trek: Redneck Rampage, although that would be pretty damned funny. But I still don't think the series is showing the development of a starship crew that it's supposed to, if so much of the baseline stuff is already in place and we're just watching some running fanboy injoke about the development of the technology.

    Also, if there's some decrease in available talent between now and the 22nd century, can we explore why that is? Maybe it's due to the after-effects of World War III, which were barely touched upon in First Contact. It'd be nice to explore that (and I don't mean through the Vulcans being condescending to warlike, primitive humans angle, that just serves to draw a sharper dichotomy between Enterprise and established Trek).

  37. Re:Don't diss the DS9 by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kirk wasn't a flat character - just acted that way!

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  38. More TNG 3 Wesley by whippersnapper · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yea..I almost wish I could create some sort of subspace temporal anomaly and go back to the beautiful time of TNG. *sigh* A girl can never get enough of Mr. Crusher...haven't his balls even dropped? The only way they could save this enterprise crap is by cutting it off nice and clean, who can get the image of hairy Samuel Beckett in that dress (opening theme QL) out of their head anyway!

  39. somewhat offtopic, but: Stargate Atlantis? by ardor · · Score: 2, Informative

    How's that offspring doing? I can't watch it here in Austria, so I'm curious if its good or not. Oh, I've read about some of its episodes, but this stuff with the Wraiths sounds kinda lame to me. Am I wrong?

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  40. Re:This kind of thing is why I *stopped* watching. by cinderful · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What I would find much more interesting would be the DEATH of the Federation.

    That would be interesting.

    Empire rise and fall - but the Federation collapsing beneath corruption and war would be amazing.

    (this was supposedly a show idea, starring Frakes and Sirtis - but I'm not sure they could carry it themselves)

  41. Re:What .,. it's still on.,. Didn't notice ... by STrinity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Firefly was the only SciFi TV with some innovations at all in the past few years.

    As much as I liked Firefly, it was essentially just Blake's Seven in the Wild West.

    Media SF is never innovative; at best it repeats ideas that literary SF tried out a decade before -- BSG, for example, is combining the original series, MilSF and Vernor Vinge.

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  42. Possible BSG rank structure by mikeswi · · Score: 2, Informative

    "On the other hand, the order of battle for the officers goes lieutenant, captain, colonel, commander, which is not similar to any existing military force structure. It's a direct lift from the old show's character names: Commander Adama, Colonel Tigh, Captain Apollo, Lieutenant Starbuck."

    I think what they are doing is mixing Colonial Navy and Colonial Marines together without doing much to differentiate them.

    Petty Officer (navy) / Private or Corporal (marine)
    Chief Petty Officer (navy) / Seargent (marine)
    Ensign (navy) / 2nd Lt (marine)
    Lt (jg) (navy) / 1st Lt (marine)
    Lt (navy) / captain (marine)
    Lt Commander (navy) / Major (marine)
    Commander (navy) / Lt Colonel (marine)
    Captain (navy) / Colonel (marine)
    Admiral (navy) / General (marine)

    Of course that wouldn't explain why an old war hero and the commanding officer of a strike fighter carrier would only be a commander. That should be at least a Captain's billet.

    1. Re:Possible BSG rank structure by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, that's not correct. I agree that something like that might make sense, but that's not how they do it.

      First of all, a petty officer in the Navy is an E-4, E-5 or E-6, which is equivalent to a corporal, sergeant or staff sergeant in the Marines, or a specialist, sergeant or staff sergeant in the Army. The equivalent rank to a Marine private is a seaman recruit (E-1).

      A CPO in the Navy is an E-7, making him equivalent to a sergeant first class in the Army or a gunnery sergeant in the Marines.

      Adama's rank is equivalent to an O-6, making him a Navy captain or a Marine colonel. His XO, Col. Tigh, is an O-5, which would be a commander in the Navy or a Lt. Col. in the Marines. His given rank, colonel, is one grade too high to jibe with any existing set of ranks.

      No, the correct conclusion is that Glen Larson just made some shit up when he wrote the original "Galactica" movie back in the 70s, and because the new writers wanted to stick with the same names for their characters, they were stuck with it. There's absolutely no sense in trying to reconcile it. It just is what it is.

    2. Re:Possible BSG rank structure by JeffWhitledge · · Score: 2, Funny

      A CPO in the Navy is an E-7

      What if it's a 3C-PO? Is that still an E-7 or an R2-D2?

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    3. Re:Possible BSG rank structure by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's a good example of how the writing in the old show was just nuts. Adama was the captain of a space-going aircraft carrier cum battleship, but he was also a member of some kind of mysterious ruling body, like a tribal elder or something.

      Is it any wonder that Moore decided to split the character up into a military component (Adama) and a political one (Roslin)?

    4. Re:Possible BSG rank structure by ghjm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh come on, you just aren't trying hard enough.

      The Galactica is not a naval ship, it is a spacecraft. So we would expect it to be operated by the Air Force. As a result, the officers all have Air Force ranks. Starbuck is an O-2 (Lieutenant); we know she isn't an O-1 because she took over flight operations when Apollo was gone. Apollo is an O-3 (Captain).

      It seems very unlikely that Tigh would be an O-5 (Lt. Colonel). He's the XO of a carrier! It's much more likely that both Tigh and Adama are O-6s (Colonels). That's what you would expect to see on a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier. Given the history of the Galactica, Adama might have gotten his promotion and could already be an O-7 (Brigadier General) - on his way to some sort of fleet or staff command once the decomissioning of the Galactica was complete.

      So why doesn't anyone call him "Colonel Adama" or "General Adama?" Because he's the skipper. There's an old naval tradition (not observed, as I understand it, in the U.S. Navy) that the commanding officer of a ship is called "captain" regardless of his rank. However, the CO of a NASA space mission (e.g. a shuttle) is not the "captain" - he's the "mission commander," which you'll hear shortened to "commander" in mission briefings and CAPCOM radio chatter. It's reasonable to think that after hundreds of years of space missions, this tradition might have gained the stature of the naval "captain" tradition. So the CO of the Galactica can be referred to as "commander" regardless of rank.

      Particularly if Tigh and Adama are both O-6s, Adama might well encourage his people to refer to him as "commander" in order to highlight his senior status.

      -Graham

  43. I hate to burst anybody's bubble, but.. by XahXhaX · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.trektoday.com/news/180105_02.shtml
    That was linked in the previous Slashdot article, Star Trek: Enterprise' Cancelled? and instead of the 'Startrek cast to be fired in March' article it has the producers rebuttal that Enterprise being cancelled is just a rumor. Personally, I'll take their word for it over some anonymous guy on the internet anyday.

  44. In related news... by merc · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's an official Marina Sirtis fan website.

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  45. shark by Valegor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hey Enterprise writers, could you take a look down. That thing swiming below you, that is a shark. You are in the air because you are jumping it. Now take a look behind you. See those other 15 sharks, you jumped them as well.

    I used to love Enterprise, but time travel and special guest apperances always get out of hand. Though the episode with the Borg even though that was technically a special guest appearance was great.

  46. Trek is dead because it ran out of things to say by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Trek is, and has been, about the future"

    No, trek is about the past. Specifically, the technocratic science-utopia ideals of the 1950s, the emerging civil rights movement of the 1960s, the 1980s liberal ideal of an greed-free moneyless society so utterly purged of "isms" that they've become inconcievable.

    SF has always been about the present day as seen through a distorting lens. Trek was no exception.

    And then, it painted itself into a corner. Typical left-utopia problem: nowhere to go, nothing to do, no hope of rising above equality except in science, arts, or the military. Effectively Trek disproved itsself. The only society-changing message it can send anymore is "avoid this".

    They tried to keep it running on momentum, but Trek without a message, without reflections of reality, is just a dull and dated SF show.

    RIP

  47. Re:Don't diss the DS9 by hachete · · Score: 2, Funny

    you misspelled "fat bastard" "flat character"

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