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UPN Officially Cancels 'Star Trek: Enterprise'

Tycoon Guy writes "It's official now: UPN has decided to cancel 'Enterprise.' The show's series finale, which may feature Jonathan Frakes (William T. Riker) and Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troi), will air on Friday the 13th of May. The show's fate was probably sealed when last Friday's episode reached only 2.5 million viewers - but even so, the people at EnterpriseFans.com are still trying to raise money for a fan campaign to save the show."

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  1. SPOILER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the finale, Q takes Riker to the past, present and future to correct the timeline and prevent Enterprise from happening.

    1. Re:SPOILER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or... "Sam, thank God I found you! Ziggy says there's a 98% chance you've messed up the timeline and pissed off the fans. You've got to fix it before you can leap".

    2. Re:SPOILER by mark*workfire · · Score: 2, Funny

      Q takes Riker to the past, to kill the idiot that chose the theme song. Anytime that show comes on, and that song starts, my wife starts laughing, and laughing....... <click> channel change.

    3. Re:SPOILER by thegreat682 · · Score: 3, Funny

      In the final episode will end suddenly when Dianna Troi wakes up frightened and runs into the loving arms of Will Riker. While explaining her nightmare, Riker stops to inform her that everything will be okay. He pauses for a second and then asks "Archer, who is Archer?" The camera will then slowly zoom in on his face. The end.

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    4. Re:SPOILER by jp10558 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, as crazy as this sounds - I actually think that would make a good ending. It certainly would fix up for me the disconuity between enterprise and the rest of the shows that supposedly happened after it.

      Although, I'm just finishing watching the second season so ...

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    5. Re:SPOILER by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Apparently Fallout was sort of slapped together over the weekend by a very angry Patrick who'd just been told his series was cancelled. I don't consider it cannon, and far beneath the Marvel comic book sequal (which was alright).

      It's one of the great art crimes of the past 30 years that The Prisoner was never properly finished in book or any format. Something they really have to change.

      I have heard it said that "Whoever wrote the final episode to The Prisoner should be given a though spanking".

      My two cents...

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  2. I can see the headlines now... by dennbruce · · Score: 5, Funny

    a DDOS attach brought down UPN networks late yesterday shortly after news that Star Trek: Enterprise would be canceled. No details were available at this time

    1. Re:I can see the headlines now... by rscrawford · · Score: 5, Funny

      Really? Can one fan arrange all that?

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    2. Re:I can see the headlines now... by CrocketAndTubbs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually the DDOS attack was occurring for the last month. UPN finally gave in to the demands of the attackers and cancelled Enterprise.

  3. Bummer by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I enjoyed the show. But if people weren't watching it, then all I can really say is 'farewell'.

    Hmm maybe now we'll get that Star Trek: Titan show that was rumored to be about Captain Riker and the fall of the Federation....

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    1. Re:Bummer by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm still waiting for the series set at Starfleet Academy, with Picard as the Headmaster, and My Favorite Martian as the gardner. Well, OK, he's dead. But still, wouldn't it be cool having a whole academy full of disposible characters (students) to die at the hands of of their fellow classmates in horrible science experiments gone wrong, or fatal navigation errors while on internships, or in illegal flying stunts, or...

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    2. Re:Bummer by mcc · · Score: 4, Funny

      So in other words you want HARRY POTTER IN SPAAAAACE.

    3. Re:Bummer by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 5, Funny

      to die at the hands of of their fellow classmates in horrible science experiments gone wrong, or fatal navigation errors while on internships, or in illegal flying stunts, or...

      "Welcome Freshmen, to the Red Shirt Academy!!!"

    4. Re:Bummer by kwalker · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, that is a show called Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda starring Kevin Sorbo and produced by Majel Roddenberry. But they had to remove the Trek part, but just substitute "Federation" every time someone says "Commonwealth" and you'll know what I mean.

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    5. Re:Bummer by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hmm, I'd prefer Strikeforce Morituri.

    6. Re:Bummer by MalachiConstant · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Welcome Freshmen, to the Red Shirt Academy!!!"

      Most of you will die long before graduation.

      But a few lucky cadets, the cadets that excel, can look forward to serving on a real starship and perhaps meeting a real starship captain before being burned alive by a Horta, or absorbed by a vague energy cloud on some backwater planet.

      Our fine academy will train you to be a specialist. We have no combat training or engineering classes.

      You won't be needing those.

      Here you will be trained to creep around a desert planet with a phaser in hand, or perhaps simply wander off on your own and touch any random glowing thing you find. Some of you may major in Provoking Reptilian Aliens, or Ignoring Repeated Warnings.

      I myself majored in Agonized Screaming, though I've never had to ... had to ... AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHH... (gets eaten by a Gorn)

  4. Re:Hrm.. by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Buy Dad a TiVo and use it to record "Enterprise."

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  5. About time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let the fucking series end already. Way past beating a dead horse.

    1. Re:About time. by BrookHarty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      2.5 million people watched it, well duh, the same time Stargate SG1 is on. 2 SCI-Fi shows on at the same time, and the other has been on longer and has a stronger audience.

      They fucking killed it by putting it on at the same time.

      Why are these posts insightful ever time? The show started out ok, got worse with the time crap, and is now back to good episodes. New directors and writers help.

    2. Re:About time. by Kethinov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fuck that. It's a great show with a dedicated fanbase working with an unparalleled legacy. I'm so motherfucking tired of reading Enterprise articles on Slashdot and seeing nothing but "OMFG THE SHOW SUCKS" getting modded +5 insightful. Want to see moderator bias in its full form? Read Enterprise articles on Slashdot. Or a Star Wars article.

      Enterprise is certainly above Voyager's quality, and with season 4, I think it's approaching DS9 quality as well. I'll be the first to admit the show wasn't perfect, but not every series can be DS9. Give the bashing and especially the mod bias a fucking rest. You guys make the comments in these articles unreadable at any threshold.

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  6. Could Have Been So Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I first heard about the series I immediately thought it was going to be a hard drama about the pain and suffering of the early days of spaceflight.

    What a waste of potential. I'm not sure how weird of an idea it is, but I would love to see a BBC style 'remake' of the series. Of course throwing out everything except the basic concept.

  7. ST needs a hiatus by abde · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the franchise takes 5 years off, and comes back with new people at the helm (and not Berman or Braga - they had their chance, it's time for fresh blood), it might actually be something that can reignite fandom again.

    Star Trek's roots are in social criticism, raw idealism, and triumphalism about the human spirit. There was very little of any of those themes in Star Trek series in recent years. A return to roots is neccessary, especially since the bar has been raised on production values (Battlestar Galactica), story arc writing (Babylon 5) and character development (Farscape).

    Or, they could just hire Wil Wheaton as the next captain - playing a different character than Wesley Crusher, natch - give him a starship, and set him loose.

    Just stop having episodes with Nazis. Or on historical Earth. Or both.

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    1. Re:ST needs a hiatus by drunkenbatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Star Trek's roots are in social criticism, raw idealism, and triumphalism about the human spirit.

      Odd, I thought its roots were unnecessary man-to-man fist fights that are way too slow and choreographed, spaceships, and space pussy.

    2. Re:ST needs a hiatus by CrackedButter · · Score: 2, Funny

      *cough* green pussy *cough*

    3. Re:ST needs a hiatus by lidocaineus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      DS9 "had its moments"? I'm hardly a ST fan, but man, that series blew everything else out of the water. It had everything people here have been clamoring about: deep (very deep) character development, HUGE plot arc, a different view of pristine Starfleet, and some especially well written episodes. It made TNG look almost quaint at times, what with its 'run into problem of the week while running around for no particular reason'.

      The true test? I could actually get other people who wouldn't touch ST with a ten foot pole to actually LIKE watching DS9. Why? Because underneath, it was a truly character driven ensemble cast, with so many shades of gray that people were never clearly good and never clearly bad throughout the whole series.

    4. Re:ST needs a hiatus by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, if _any_ sci-fi universe's computers run on Mac OS X, it's Star Trek. Yeesh.

    5. Re:ST needs a hiatus by archen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Considering what people really want to see, I'd think you'd have to go a bit farther than that. So how about this.

      Instead of a federation ship, we have a Klingong ship. They start out the show with some mysterious music and space stuff. And the voice over says "Our goal, to pilage the universe, accumulate as many women as possible and drink the blood of our enemies!". From there you have klingons just running around blowing shit up. Maybe have some hot vulcan chick as the science officer who pulls kung-fu on anyone who looks at her wrong. Every time they have a tough moral delema, they say "fuck it, blow it up!" Maybe have Wesly be a federation starship captin who is the snobby enemy of the klingon state, as a regular.

      Hmm... I think I'd actually watch that.

    6. Re:ST needs a hiatus by flappinbooger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're both right. I've pretty much seen both DS9 and B5 series multiple times.

      DS9 is IMO the best trek series taking into consideration all aspects of it (arcs, character dev, plot twists, etc.

      Babylon 5 is a FANTASTIC series with ingenious arcs, character development, sci-fi, plot twists, and just a profound sense of completeness when considering the series as a whole.

      But I'd choose to let both series stand on their own, they are a bit too apples/oranges to say B5 blows DS9 out of the water. DS9 had to conform to the trek universe, and taking that into consideration it is quite comparable to B5.

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    7. Re:ST needs a hiatus by lidocaineus · · Score: 2

      Or you could read it as "it didn't appeal just to super elitist geeks who think things sound intelligent when really they're just after the big explosions". These people who I got to watch DS9 aren't the type to watch Friends; these are the people that would actually turn OFF the TV to listen to "This American Life".

      Go generalize elsewhere, troll.

  8. Shock horror (not) by Motor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is anyone really surprised? I mean, Star Trek has been getting steadily worse. Voyager royally sucked and Enterprise was, at best, mediocre.

    Trek fans shouldn't take this too hard. This cancellation could give the staggeringly lazy Trek writers and producers a kick up the arse -- it's a good excuse for a badly needed clean out of the wasters that have taken up residence in the Star Trek creative departments over its long history. The next Trek series might actually be worth watching as a result.

    In the meantime take a look at the new Battlestar Galactica. I'm British, I've seen the entire series already and it's fantastic stuff.

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    1. Re:Shock horror (not) by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I haven't seen it yet... but I can't imagine that it's fixed some of the basic problems I've seen with Star Trek recently.

      Oddly enough, it did- the episodes surrounding the fact that the Vulcan High Command was a Rommulan plot to supress the works of Surak were wonderfull. The episodes with Data (really a "Dr. Soong" from the past) weren't terribly good from a canon perspective but were GREAT from an originality perspective. And it appears with the new "Babel One Parts One and Two" that started Friday and continues this Friday, we're going to get some good Canon episodes again (and to top off originality- an early form of Cloaking technology in a remote control Romulan vessel that uese holograms to mimic other ships).

      Still having said that- 10 good episodes out of a 3 year run does not a good series make, and thus, in the end analysis, I have to agree with your last line:

      I still think this is a good thing in the long run. Star Trek needs the humiliation of being cancelled to sort it's crap out.

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  9. Doomed when it was moved to Friday by madstork2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    There was no chance ever of it being renewed. It was moved to Friday, which we all know is teh death nell for any SciFi show. I mean if FireFly could not cut it on Friday, how the heck is the worst Star Trek show going to have a prayer. B&B blow, and Joss rocked. Damnit bring back FireFly. .. . .

  10. Just Let It Die by hirschma · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They wasted so much promise with this show that it really does deserve to die. I will miss Jolene Blalock's overall yuminess, however.

  11. Re:One Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't wait to see how it ends. Will Sam Beckett finally get back home?

  12. It's up to Berman... by Das+Auge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If Berman let's the franchise cool for a while, then this is a good thing. If Berman keeps his chaps on and continues to ride the dead horse, this will be a bad thing. Sadly, I pretty sure I know how this is going to turn out...

  13. Its started with a song... by computerme · · Score: 2, Funny

    That stupid, stupid opening theme song..

    WTF? Rod Stewart in outer space??

    at least we won't have to deal with that anymore...

    yet, the only thing worse than the song was the constant statements from the producers stating it would not change...

    memo to future producers: when that many people complain about a show, perhaps its time to rethink things.

    1. Re:Its started with a song... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Funny
      But they did change it! The first season had a slower, more sappy feel - the second season, they added a doubletime jangly acoustic guitar in an attempt to excite the listener. Both sound like a diamond/beer commercial. Ew.

      Either way, a surefire way to annoy my wife is me singing, "IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME...." at the top of my lungs.

  14. With apologies to JMS... by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Faith manages."
    - JMS

    "Rick Berman, on the other hand..."
    - Trek's fanbase

    Cause I've got faith - but no art,
    Goin' where the ratings take me,
    I've got faith to believe,
    Borg chicks sell anything,
    Branding strength - but no soul,
    Finally the Nielsens break me,
    I can sell - any script...
    I've got faith... (I've got faith...)
    Faith without art...

  15. Re:The winds of change. by Hollins · · Score: 2, Informative

    The first season of the new Battlestar Galactica was fantastic. However, the last episode broadcast in the UK (which has already aired the entire season) was promoted as the 'series finale' (as opposed to 'season finale'), and many folks on Sky One's message board seem to interpret this to mean the show won't be re-upped. I'm not sure how well the SciFi Channel showings are being received, but given that the last episode leaves you seriously wanting more (along with having a cliffhanger ending), I'm concerned that the show won't be continued.

  16. Save EnterpriseFans.com! by roshi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like EnterpriseFans.com needs to start taking up a collection for more robust web hosting.....

  17. What about Stargate? by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It was moved to Friday, which we all know is teh death nell for any SciFi show.

    I find that a rather illogical statement, considering that Stargate and Battlestar Galactica are both doing very well on Friday, and they are even on cable which doesn't reach as many households as UPN.

    The problem with Enterprise was that the first two seasons sucked ass and it consequently never developed a strong fanbase beyond the die hard trekkies during the early life of the show. The last two seasons have been better, but unfortuantely not good enough to save it.

  18. Re:How? by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 2, Funny
    Please be aware that your post violates Section 231.74 Sub-Paragraph Q23.9 of the US Patriot Act.

    Your post will be deleted in 1 hour.

    Have a nice day.

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  19. how many... by ultramk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q. How many "Enterprise" fans does it take to save a TV series?

    A. Both of them.

    Thanks, I'll be here all week.

    m-

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  20. Damn them. by BrookHarty · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While the show started out as poor, its gotten better and it now upto TNG in quality. The problem they have, is some people tuned out, and lost viewers.

    Instead of working on it, and keeping the show going, they cancel. Where are the 2 hour specials to bring back viewers? They havnt tried shit, other than canceling. The whole idea of a gritter time is great, thats what made Firefly kick ass.

    Really tired of all the networks canceling shows and putting reality crap, or fucking with good content. SciFi at least has Stargate and Atlantis. G4 fucked over TechTV, its a poor shell of the show it once was. B5 had many spinoffs, and possible

    Last week episode showed how much the show improved. The plot worked, good inship fighting, little drama, and a few ship battles. Everything you want in a good episode.

    So before all the posts "Its Crap, Let it DIE", are wrong, its a good now, now that the time war crap is over. I wish they would shoot the writers who are ruining such a good series.

    Is it me, or is becoming popular to buy something and run it into the ground?

    Side note, wtf is shows like "Blind Justice" a cop who is blinded on duty goes back to work, and now has super powers? Are we in a time warp going back to 80's crap?

    Where are the fucking smart tv producers and network directors, they all quit?

    1. Re:Damn them. by Dosco+Jones · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The people who are primarily responsible for ruining it are the people in charge of it. Beavis and Butthead never could write, but as the executive producers they could never be overruled. That's why Voyager sucked so badly, and that's why Enterprise sucked even worse.

      The other people responsible for the show getting killed are the ST fans themselves. They fooled themselves into thinking crap was OK so long as the crap stayed on the air. So the crap got deeper, year after year, and now it's so deep that it smothered the franchise.

      ST died from being buried in crap generated on both sides of the screen.

    2. Re:Damn them. by rackbreaker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'd say a better question to ask is where have the smart viewers gone.

      Now that we have the Internet, the smart viewers spend their free time surfing the web instead of watching TV. TV shows are only going to get worse until we reach some state of true TV/web convergence.

  21. Oh, Boy! More Old Spacer Shows! by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Out with Star Trek, in with Battlestar Galactica.

    Which was a pretty cool show when it first aired, but the same could be said of TOS.

    How about _completely_ new series, with no canon to worry about, no old fans to grouse about "how it was better back in the day" etc.

    Babylon 5 seemed to do that. What's the big fear about trying likewise again?

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  22. Re:The Downfall by Synthageek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the problem lies in the fact that every episode you felt left out if you had missed the previous. The other shows you mention, they did a good job of filling you in or at the very least, writing it in such a way that if you didn't see the previous show, you wouldn't have that lost feeling.

  23. Re:The winds of change. by tinfoilgrrl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't that just a difference in nomenclature? I thought that "series" in the UK was similar to "season" in NA. But I could be wrong. I think it's doing quite well in the ratings on SciFi, so I haven't started to worry yet. And I couldn't wait, so I BT-ed the whole season. Oh my god, is all I can say after the finale.

  24. Hmm by Staplerh · · Score: 4, Funny

    the people at EnterpriseFans.com are still trying to raise money for a fan campaign to save the show.

    Resistance is futile.

    Seriously, in this case.

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  25. To quote Connery in Indiana Jones 3 by harborpirate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "You left just when you were beginning to get interesting."

    Seems like this show is finally starting to gain some momentum. Too bad the never-ending moronic Xindi plot had already killed the show.

    I think all the interesting parts of the Xindi story arc honestly could have been compressed into about 3 episodes.

    And WTF was up with the "Beauty and the Beast" episode complete with medieval sytle castle? Ugh, what a disaster that was. Probably lost 40% of what was left of their viewership on that episode alone.

    Still, once that lame arc finally completed, there have been a few interesting episodes. They're finally getting back to actually exploring the galaxy, rather than hunting "Osma in space". They've had some interesting characters, and getting into dealing with the implications of a lot of "cutting edge" technology happening at that point in the Trek timeline. Some promise there, but nobody's watching anymore. Well, except me, which apparently puts me in the minority of even the geeky slashdot crowd. Scary.

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  26. ONE TWO THREE GO by genrader · · Score: 5, Funny

    Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaan!!!

  27. TV has evolved past where Star Trek is. by disserto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Star Trek hasn't changed much since TNG. TNG was great TV, and I felt like DS9 was, too (once Sisco/Hawk shaved his head and became a badass), but after that...

    Farscape was what did it for me. It showed me that sci-fi TV coud be smart AND funny AND fast-paced AND well-written AND imaginative AND everything else that Star Trek is not anymore and hasn't been for a long time.

    I was complaining to a friend about how all ST shows had gotten so slow. They plod to each commercial break until someone reverses some polarity and makes everything better. He disagreed with me, but karma was on my side. That night, the episode of Enterprise that was on featured some sort of gooey space alien that was in a cargo hold or something, and everybody who went in got caught in it, suspended in gooey tentacles.

    Slowest. Monster. Ever. Just like the ST franchise these days.

  28. Re:The winds of change. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For the love of Pete!!!!!!!

    Listen very carefully I shall say this only once. In the UK a 'season' is refered to as a 'series'. So the UK has finished airing the 'first series' of Battlestar Galactica. So 'Series Finale' translates into American as 'Season Finale'. Is that okay or would you like pictures?

    Now! This in no way guarantees a 2nd series but it also in no way suggests there will not be 2nd series.

  29. DDOS? by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 2, Funny

    Distributed Disintrest Of Startrek?

    The ratings are so bad, I doubt even the script kiddies are watching it. Trek never really recovered from Shatner's "Get a Life" joke.

    Yeah, there was awful writing at times (something Trek has recovered from before), few places left to boldly go in the Trekverse and geekdom's entertainment habbits were moving away from the tv forcing the networks to flail around in search of a new audience, but the "Get a Life" meme was a stigma that eroded all that was good and fun about the fandom.

  30. Re:One Word by BrookHarty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And the answer is: Nobody cares.

    Star Trek has sucked for years. I've got higher hopes for the latest attempt to resurrect Doctor Who than for that sinking franchise


    Stop with the +Insightful posts, many people like the Enterprise tv show. 2.5 million people watched it the same time Stargate SG1 was on.

    They are trying to kill Enterprise by putting it on at friday night, it cant win in that timeslot.

  31. I told them, I told them, I told them... by eomnimedia · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should've done "Starfleet Academy: 90210," but they didn't listen to me.

    That'll teach 'em.

  32. Re:Rescue by ePhil_One · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Isn't it a Sci-Fi rule that every series that lasts more than 3 seasons needs an Alien Nazi? The Original Series definately had them...

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  33. Regular Nerds/Trekkies by InfallibleLies · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There should definately be a Star Trek section on here. Not becuase of the volume of stories, but because Star Trek nerds are in a whole different class than us regular nerds.

    Those boys really know how to geek it up

  34. Kill it and bring back Farscape/Firefly. by guidryp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Both much better.

    I never got into firefly when it was on, but after a run through the box set in proper order, I must say it was shiny. :-) Looking forward to the movie.
    Farscape was a blast.

    I hated enterprise from the beginning. Stupid time travel this and time travel that. I don't mind one wierd fluke time travel episode, but they couldn't come up with an idea that didn't involve time travel. One other thought, do prequels always suck?

  35. erm.. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    2.5 million is HUGE numbers. In the UK thats like a 3rd of the population. I might hate enterprise but Jesus christ give it a break with figures that high.

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    1. Re:erm.. by bartash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The UK has a population of 60 million. So you're out by an order of magnitude.

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    2. Re:erm.. by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      25 million is about 1/3 of the UK population, you're out about x10. Although 2.5 million would be fairly good ratings for Channel 4 or BBC TWO primetime AFAIK, or amazing ratings for a digital channel.

      Or course the final-for-quite-a-while series of Doctor Who got about 3.5-4 million IIRC, which wasn't bad at all considering it was against Coranation Street at the time. But that was before Sky really came in etc.

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  36. Re:The show's fate was probably sealed by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Excellent points. I tuned in for the first one, but couldn't really stomache it after that. There was a chance to show an edgier, darker universe than the pristine one captured in the earlier series (later timeline). What was the point of bouncing around with time travel when there is so much other material to explore?

    Mars riots would be a fantastic plot line. So would attempts at exploring extremely hostile worlds. With a strong tie in with Vulcan you could even contrast the emotionalism of Earthlings versus the coldly logical Vulcans when they share danger and conflict. Or even better yet, how about the human race suddenly coming to grips with the reality of alien life forms which are superior to us in many ways?

    The team of B&B raises a special type of ire in me. There is only a small handful of people in the world who are in a position to make a SciFi series with a built in universe and dedicated fan base. To squander that opportunity with inane plots and technobabble is a crime. They should be banished to live the remainder of their days in the very universe they neutered.

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  37. If I never hear that theme song again... by b00m3rang · · Score: 2, Funny

    it'll be too soon. I knew it was doomed to fail the minute they gave up the orchestra for that "faith of the heart" easy listening crap.

  38. The sad thing is by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The sad thing is, they have FINALLY started doing what they should have been doing from day one - namely, showing the foundation of the Federation - showing why the Federation didn't come into being UNTIL Earth started poking its collective noses into everything.

    Had they launched into that, instead of the "Temporal cold war" bullshit (and the Xindi weapon bullshit), they could have caught and held the fans' attention.

    But the Temporal Cold war crap turned off a lot of people.

    And the Xindi weapon arc turned off many more people.

    And that whole "Go back in time to WWII and fight the Nazis, who are working with fugly aliens" ... well, the less said about it the better, save that it, too, served to turn off more people.

    So when they FINALLY start showing the founding of the Federation - when they finally explain how the stuck-up asshole Vulcans of the first seasons became the race we knew in TOS/TNG/DSV, how the alliances formed because of Starfleet, and how the Romulan wars started - there were no significant viewers left.

    Which is a shame, as the series is finally starting to show some potential.

    1. Re:The sad thing is by batura · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What really suprised me about the whole Xindi thing was that nobody called the show out for basically creating a Star Trek: 9/11.

      Think of the Xindi as the Taliban, the Federation as America, Florida as the World Trade Center and that stupid weapon as WMDs and it all adds up to Star Trek: Ripped Directly From the Headlines.

      What was the end result? A show that was too serious to be taken seriously.

    2. Re:The sad thing is by Announcer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is something both my wife and I were thinking a while ago. We expected this series to be showing us how the Vulcans and Humans came to be allies, gradually adding other planets to their alliance, eventually forming the Federation. Now, after all this time, they're finally getting to that... and it's going to be cancelled in a few months. Sigh.

      We are sorry to see Enterprise go. Someone else said "Bad Star Trek is better than none". I don't know if I agree with this or not. The episodes that focused on "titillation" certainly didn't do this show any favors, either. Working an attractive cast member into the series is fine, but when episodes (and the promotional spots announcing them) would focus on her anatomy rather than on a good story, we knew the execs must have been getting desperate. Well, their little experiment failed. It's just too bad they "got it" too late! Leave the "skin" for those other dime-a-dozen shows, and give us good STORIES for Star Trek.

      I did enjoy the ending last week, where they zoom out to show that the Romulans were remote-controlling that ship. Interesting twist.

      To the cast and crew of Star Trek: Enterprise, THANK YOU. It was fun while it lasted.

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    3. Re:The sad thing is by coaxial · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes because time travel OBVIOUSLY always equals crap.

      Time travel doesn't always suck, but the vast majority of the time, especially in Star Trek, it does. When time travel isn't the main scifi element (i.e. H.G. Wells's _Time_Machine_), it tends to be an excuse for lazy writing.

      Time travel episodes generally fall into two catagories. At best, time travel is a deus ex machina. These episodes typically end with someone going back in time and undoing all the events of the episode. (e.g. TNG's "Parallels", DS9's "Time's Orphan", VOY's "Endgame", etc.) These episodes can work if they're character driven. Harlan Ellison's TOS episode "The City on the Edge of Forever", TNG's "Yesterday's Enterprise" and DS9's "The Visitor" being some of the best.

      Then you have the "cheap laughs" episodes. These are MUCH more common, and always suck. TOS's "Tomorrow is Yesterday"'s airforce sargent on the Enterprise. TOS's "Assignment: Earth" where the crew go back to 1968. TNG's "Time's Arrow" where the crew goes back to 19th century San Francisco and meets Mark Twain. DS9's "Little Green Men", where Quark, Nog, and Rom are the Roswell crash. DS9's "Past Tense" where the cheap laughs are coupled with the "afterschool special" leason of "treat poor people with dignity". STVIII:FC where the crew travels back in time to the future. TOS's "By Any Other Name" is effectively a "cheap laughs" time travel episode, but it's even lamer since the crew doesn't actually travel back in time, but rather to a planet populated by 1920's Chicago gangsters.

      The granddaddy of this type of episode is STIV:TVH. Kirk and the gang prevent the destruction of Earth by going back in time to the present day, in order to save the whales, while getting into all sorts of silly misunderstandings. The high point is Kirk pawning his reading glasses while noting that they'll eventually find their way back to him. The low point isn't as easy to pick, since there's so many of them. But, if I had to pick on, I'd say it's Scotty with the Macintosh.

      So yeah. Time travel pretty much sucks.

  39. Time to start over by Skyshadow · · Score: 2, Insightful
    In my opinion, Star Trek as a franchise has pretty much run its course for two big reasons:

    (a) The universe carries too much baggage. Okay, it's nice to have some history to play off of and create plots from, but it's also a major downer creatively to have too much of your fantastic futuristic world predefined. Star Trek carries a ton of that baggage -- the relations, technology, conventions and politics are all laid out there.

    Example outside of Trek: When I was younger, I was into the Dragonlance books. The first few were damn decent in terms of starter fantasy, but as more and more came out they started suffering from this exact problem. The situations, characters and setting started to lose their edge and the attributes which made them attractive in the first place. "Oh, hey, it's Lord Soth, what a shocker that he'd show up..."

    (b) It's a show for a different time. I'm not sure if this is cyclical, but today's audiences don't really want mildly disguised social commentary. If you look at the top shows right now, they tend to be about human drama. BSG is a great example. Farscape was (often) a good example. Deadwood, the Wire... The list goes on and on.

    I'd add that it was overmerchandised, but George Lucas has proved to us all that you can whore something out to the hilt and people will still come pony up for it if the original was good enough.

    At this point, rather than trying to patch up the Star Trek universe it seems like it would be better just to direct creative juices elsewhere.

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  40. Somewhere along the line.. by js3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not sure what happened but startrek is not drama, it is sci-fi. Somehow this got lost during the brainstorming of enterprise. I'll watch an hour of the borg, even the crappy ones in voyager but I won't last 15mins into the episode on who T-Pol sleeps with next.

    More sci-fi, less drama. More psychobabbling nonsense about spacetime continuums and prime directives, that is what will get the fans back.

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    1. Re:Somewhere along the line.. by JudgeFurious · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually that's more than just "Insightful" in my opinion. It's extremely insightful. As much as Star Trek is dogged for it's techno-babble dialog you're actually advocating more of that and less of the interpersonal relationship focus.

      I think you're dead on with that. Character development IS important but there are plenty of ensemble cast shows on the air set in the here and now where we can sit and speculate on which cast members are going to pair off. Star Trek is supposed to be SciFi though and drama is only a part of that. The producers lost sight of this and their show is going away as a result.

      I also think Enterprise and Star Trek in general has just crumbled under the weight of it's own enormous history. When your fan base can spot even a minor continuity error from a mile away and there are volumes of material available detailing the history of your imaginary universe then you've got to walk a very fine line with your stories. Each season slowly tightens the noose a little more. The people doing Star Trek have gotten progressively worse at keeping things plausible and Enterprise has been a train wreck where continuity is concerned.

      There are just so many reasons why this died and so many things it could have been if done well. All this work and effort and in the end Scott Bakula is going to go down as the George Clooney of Starship captains. He'll be the guy who's tour of duty killed the franchise (A disctinction that should have gone to his predecessor on Voyager. I can't remember her name for some reason, all I can think of is "The woman with the munchkin voice")

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    2. Re:Somewhere along the line.. by CrocketAndTubbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally I get tired of the bad writers using fake technobabble as a crutch. How many ways can you use a deflector dish to save the day. Its not a swiss army knife. Maybe the next episode, a cork screw and a toothpick will pop out of the dish. They don't need to add more technocrap. They need to write stories that don't make you feel like an asshole for watching them. That doesn't mean make a soap opera out of it. But it does mean canning all the current writers and half assed actors (including bakula)

    3. Re:Somewhere along the line.. by JamieF · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If only the Star Trek story universe had the benefit of a... huge library of novels that they could just pick and choose tidbits from, that'd make it so easy to maintain continuity. All they'd have to do is look at them, and extract an hour-long screenplay.

      Or maybe if they had a bookshelf's worth of commercially available reference books containing detailed information on virtually every aspect of their story universe... that would make it so much easier.

      Or... maybe they could recruit an elite force of fanboys who, for the sheer bragging rights alone, would be tasked with consistency checking any new story idea or script with the rest of the Star Trek universe.

      Oh well... *sigh*

    4. Re: Somewhere along the line.. by gidds · · Score: 3, Insightful
      As much as Star Trek is dogged for it's techno-babble dialog you're actually advocating more of that and less of the interpersonal relationship focus.

      If you're equating 'science fiction' with 'technobabble' then you get my strong disagreement!

      As far as I'm concerned, proper science fiction is about ideas. The bigger the better. The nature of causality and time, the confusion of reality and computer-generated fantasy, insanity, the nature of language and communication, the reliability of memory, faith, &c are all big ideas that have led to (IMO) really great stories, in Trek and elsewhere. Technology per se, and the alien of the week, do not necessarily make proper science fiction, unless they are part of an interesting idea. Similarly, relationships and personal development aren't necessarily excluded, provided that they relate directly to the big idea.

      For me, then, The Truman Show counted as science fiction, even though you saw very little technology, no aliens, no laser beams, no starships, no robots, and none of the usual SF trappings, because it had at its core an amazing idea. Whereas I count most of the Star Wars films as space opera, not science fiction, despite the presence of all of those things. I consider Alien a horror film with SF trappings, but Bladerunner is true science fiction not just because it deals with replicants, but because it uses them to look at the nature of humanity.

      I haven't followed Enterprise, so I can't quote you examples there. But I hope you can see my point. If the writers think that by just throwing in exotic aliens, weird energy beams, and some incomprehensible technobabble, that they're necessarily creating science fiction, then they've been doing the series -- and the general public -- a great disservice.

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    5. Re: Somewhere along the line.. by gidds · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I wasn't redefining it, simply trying to explain what science fiction is -- at least, as it's found in books and magazines.

      Look through issues of Analog or Asimov's or Interzone, or books by some of their authors. You'll find that although it's mostly billed as science fiction, and its writers are known for that genre, it often doesn't deal with technology, aliens, &c. It's my opinion that what connects the better SF stories is that they're concerned with big ideas, however obliquely they deal with them.

      Of course, this doesn't often make the transfer to 'science fiction' as seen in the movies or TV... But then, judging science fiction by what you see on screen is as misleading as judging classical music from what you hear on mobile phones...

      BTW, Encarta's definition goes on to say "More precisely, science fiction deals with events that did not happen or have not yet happened; it considers these events rationally in terms both of explanation and of consequences; and it is concerned with the impact of change on people, often with its consequences for the human race." which captures it pretty well I think.

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  41. And there was much rejoicing by snuf23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously, I'm kind of bummed that they haven't completely pulled out all the stops to get any remaining Trek fans to watch.
    Where is the show I want to see. You know the one where Scott Bakula and that guy from Texas fight a whole truckload of Gorn to save the green skinned Orion women from being forced into the green alien sex trade while Q causes a time and dimensional, universal shift bringing the entire cast of TNG racing into battle - only get this - it's the MIRROR UNIVERSE TNG, with Evil Picard and even Evil Wesley showing up.
    Oh yeah and of course the Vulcan chick and Seven of Nine find out that, yes, they are in fact space lesbians.

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  42. Worse then that he's dead jim dead jim dead.... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This show, while it was star trek and bad star trek is better then none at all, it deserved to be cancelled for a few reasons....first...

    Prequels never work to well. Star Wars works a little, but even it has the look that the past was more modern then the future problem. Examples in Star Wars is the Naboo Starfighter and Amidala's ship.

    One thing that Enteprise was effected was the ship looked fricken great. LCD's all over the damn place and very sharp looking....NOT SOMETHING THAT WOULD LOOK LIKE IT CAME BEFORE KIRK!

    I'd have rather seen more buttons and things like that....the bridge should have looked more like a 80's carrier. MUCH more cramped and not as modern looking. Even that may be slightly more then the old series.

    UPN's signal SUCKS in my neighborhood and I never watched it primarily because of that. Also, my UPN affiliate is also a WB affiliate and they do not show it at the same time as the rest of the nation.

    I will be picking this up on DVD. Since this one is real short, pricewise, it should be ok for me to get UNLIKE other Trek DVD sets!

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  43. WTF?!? by Bulln-Bulln · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They aired the crappy Voyager series for 7 (too) long seasons without killing it and now they kill not-so-bad Enterprise?!?
    I hope there will be at least some movies based on Enterprise - So the birth of the Federation can happen.

    1. Re:WTF?!? by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They aired the crappy Voyager series for 7 (too) long seasons without killing it and now they kill not-so-bad Enterprise?!?

      Well, yeah. They already spent 7 seasons shedding viewers left and right, so there was hardly any viewership left for Enterprise. It needed to be so good it attracted viewers back. It wasn't close to doing that - it was just not as bad as Voyager... and any fan who stayed with the franchise through Voyager would have watched anything, so it didn't matter whether Enterprise was a bit better (it could hardly have been worse).

      Think of it this way: Voyager killed Enterprise, it just took a while for the blood to drain and the franchise to finally die.

      Jedidiah.

  44. It had a bad start, and never really recovered by CharonX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's be honest - many of us didn't watch more than the first few Episodes of Enterprise before they got fed up and dropped the series.
    Yes, I too was happy when a new Startreck series was announced. But then I watched the first Episode... and the second... and the third.... and after I saw the fourth I simply gave up.
    I can't really define what Startreck is all about.
    But I know I don't want it to be about decontamination gel (fanservice is nice once in a while, but doing it in the first or second Ep is a bad sign, especially in a way that screams "I'm just here to show you a nekkid chick") and horrible temporal wars (giving it a big introduction and then not mentioning them for a long time doesn't improve this).
    After the first seasons many Startreck fans simply abandoned the Series.
    Even if it improved after that, it already had lost many fans - and without real efforts to regain them, they stayed lost - and this was the death knell for the series.
    I'm feeling a bit sad for the Fans - I know if you love a Series (I loved Firefly) seeing it cancelled really hurts - but I hope they will take a breather, get a producer, decent director & writer team, and make a series that makes the Startreck label proud again.
    And perhaps they can even cut down on time travel a bit...

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  45. But.... by T-Ranger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So UPN cancels "Enterprise". UPN isn't the only station that buys Enterprise. In Canada, the Space network show it, as does CityTV. (who, while both are owned by CHUM, may not be paying exactly twice, but paying more then once) Im sure there are both "normal" and speciality networks all over the world buying and showing it.

    Besides that, Enterprise is almost gaurenteed to have a long syndication run. STTOS is still being aired; outside of a marathon, when was the last time you saw Leave it to Beaver? Isn't Viacom all but gaurenteed infinite future syndication sales?

    I remember one of those "behind the sceens" show on TNG. Each episode cost about as much to make as an average feature film. They had a bunch of production staff working full time, 52 weeks a year. (a 30 minute comedy could likey be shot in <2 days, 8 weeks for the season, not much post-production) So while expensive, I would think it would also be easy to manage at the executive level... Keep a regular, full time, cardre of ST production staff and all but forget about it on the executive level. No toss of the dice every season with new shows. No worrying about getting good writers or crew. ST just churns out stuff like clockwork. Quality is important, but many people will watch it regardless today, and tomorrow.

    For that matter, with a full time ST cadre, movies could almost be done for free. Well, thats a streach.. But all your pre and post production stuff can be done here and there by the TV staff (or the opposit, the TV stuff could be done here and there by your movie crew). Farm out major work, and get a special crew to do the principal photography, but all the "glue" stuff could be done inhouse. At the very least, you will maintain a skill set, ST props, ST makup, ST sets and what not that, if you diddnt have full time staff, may or may not carry over from movie to movie.

    People are saying that ST needs a break. Writers need a break, fans need a break. Is the opposite not true? Airing new shows keeps the interest up, even in the syndicated series. One might not tune in to watch a TNG episode, but if a TNG episode airs just before or just after Enterprise, the viewers might stick around for both.

  46. Re:One Word by jIyajbe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since you think that ST has sucked "for years", why did you keep watching it? Just so you could act superior? Or can you really find no better use for your time than to watch TV shows that you hate?

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  47. Writers, Bad Scripts and the Curse of the Fans by reallocate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sorry, but not surprised, to see it go.

    For science fiction to succeed away from its own little niche of fans, it needs writers who can develop stories that appeal to a wide audience. After all, a bad science fiction story is, in the end, just another bad story.

    The stories Enterprise has been telling since Coto became the showrunner are better, but Season Four is the wrong time to go after the audience the show should have sought in Season One.

    The Star Trek franchise also suffers from the curse of its fans, many of whom give the earlier series a degree of respect they often didn't deserve. (Bad scripts and cheesy plots abounded there, too. Each series had wondetful moments of drama that inspired legitimate awe and wonder about humanity's future, but each series was also inconsistent, with frequent recourse to alien/disease of the week.)

    But, every fan who insists that Trek scripts maintain continuity with their view of the Trek universe also hamstrings the writers, putting them in increasingly restrictive boxes.

    A show like Babylon 5 survived thanks to consistently good scripts and adherence to one individual's vision. The notion that good stories begin with character development was at play there. But, any spinoff series would like have run into the same problems as happened to the Trek series.

    So, my advice to Paramount is this: Go have a deep think. Pitch the next Trek series/movie to the general population. Bring in good writers, good actors, a good director. If Trek fandom values adherence to continuity more than good stories, tell them to take a one-way tranporter trip.

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  48. Re:Huh? by igrp · · Score: 2, Informative
    What does being British have to do with Battlestar Galactica, seeing Battlestar Galactica, or the show being a fantastic show? Did I miss something?

    Well, Sky One already aired the entire first season of Battlestar Galactica in the UK before the Sci Fi channel decided to pick it up and air it here (ie. in the US). So, I think he was pointing out that he has already seen the entire first season and, hence, can judge the show better than people who haven't.

    Myself, I have to agree. I saw the last few episodes of Battlestar Galactica's first season. And I really hope they decide to pick it up for at least another season. Good acting, good and sometimes superb writing, decent sfx. Definitely a good show.

  49. Re:wtf? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    opinion != troll

  50. Re:BSG's on Fridays, too by madstork2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That is exactly the point. BSG and SG1 and SGA are all 100x better than Enterprise. UPN did not have a prayer of Enterprise doing well against SciFi's line up. I'm surprised there was even 2.5million people. They probably were reallly jsut people with VCRs / Tivo's taping it while watch quality SciFI on the not-so quality SciFi network.

    Anyway, how could they expect Enterprise to have a prayer against shows with a decent writing, character development, and all clumped to gether in a "MUST SEE SCIFI TV" type of lineup. Even though SG1 seems to be running out of steam, it is still far and away better than the crap that Enterprise has been.

    BSG truely rocks, it feels real, you never know who is going to bite the bullet. The writers are not afraid of character with faults, and for every victory there is usually a price to pay.

    Enterprise, if some major character is "killed" it is just a matter of going back in time to save them. Or some other "magic" technology, with little basis in reality, gets jury rigged in 10 minutes to save the day. Where is the dram in that. At the end of the day, or at least the end of the season, everyone will be safe and happy once again.

    I mean I used to enjoy Star Trek very much, but after seeing some of the more recent quality sci-fi shows like Firefly, Farscape, BSG and the earlier years of SG1 the whole premise of STarTrek is a lot harder to swallow.

  51. Re:The winds of change. by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or do they simply show them over the course of a couple months, and then show other stuff (or reruns) the other 10 months of the year?

    That's pretty much it, programmes are generally run weekly, and once one programme has finished it's run another will fill it's slot. I think the UK may have more cheap filler and repeats in the schedules as well, but I haven't looked at US TV schedules in depth. It's mostly economics I think...

    The main exception are soap operas of course, which run in fixed slots (barring live football etc.) all year round. The big soaps are now on four days a week, UK TV seems to be getting awful for people who don't like soaps, or cheap fillers about people buying houses, or selling stuff at auction (etc.). (Then again a while ago all the fillers were about home improvement and stuff...)

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  52. Re:Blame Voyager by Penguinshit · · Score: 2, Funny


    Sirtis is/was a slowly-inflating bag of pus with a hairy back. She was hips-n-tits in the first few seasons, but she joined Frakes in the "expanda-belly" club about the middle of the run. It was pathetic seeing her cinched into ever-tighter belts in a vain attempt to control the spread, only to see the skin bubble around the edges.

  53. This is really sad. by StarKruzr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This just goes to show you that when television gets better, less people watch it.

    Enterprise has been getting more and more interesting this season, and they choose now to can it.

    Morons.

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    1. Re:This is really sad. by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Funny
      It wasn't that bad. I mean, yeah, roughly half the episodes were direct rip-offs from either a TNG, Voyager, DS9, or TOS episode (and often were rip-offs of a Voyager ep that was a ripoff of a TNG ep), but at least we always got a good laugh out of it all.

      And yeah, last season and this season were a lot better. They actually had something of a story arc, heaven forbid.... Of course, it got weird again at the season finale... (wait a second... alien Nazis? Isn't that an invocation of Godwin's Law?), but for the most part it is getting better.

      Now that I think about it, I'm suddenly very confused.

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    2. Re:This is really sad. by soren42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I know this is flamebait, but I can't resist.

      I love it when someone with the nick "CrocketAndTubbs" says something like, "It just goes to show that some people will watch anything no matter how bad it is."

      I really laughed my ass off after reading that post.


      Oh, and to stay on topic, I agree with the grandparent. Just like every "new" Star Trek show, it started out slow and cheesy. Once the characters were well defined and the show found it's legs, it's really improved. This season Enterprise has started to come into its own with good writing, relatable characters, and good acting. If TNG, DS9, and Voyager showed us anything, it was that the next two or three seasons of Enterprise would have been some really good "living room" SciFi.

      Too bad Paramount can't stand by one of their own shows.

      Maybe they'll put Miami Vice in Enterprise's time slot. lol

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    3. Re:This is really sad. by bechthros · · Score: 2, Funny

      " This just goes to show you that when television gets better, less people watch it."

      I used to watch STE, but once it was in a time slot against "the happy colors show" I knew I'd never see it again. Then "the happy colors show" became "a box full of puppies" which in turn gave way to "animal close-ups with a wide angle lens". But seriously, have you seen what this kid Craig is doing? He's a freakin' genius...

    4. Re:This is really sad. by generalleoff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's true :) Look how huge Familt guy was over Futurama DVD sales. They both did well and therte both good shows but Family Guy is far more moron friendly and it trounced Futurama and is coming back to TV. As for Enterrpise tohugh I just want them to take a break for about 5 years. Star Trek is not dead but I do feel the creative juices in thw well have dried up. Even Rick Berman said he knew the well would dry up sooner or later way back in like 1991. Problem is no one is taking the hint. I'm sorry for all the fans out there that are upset the show died but I think they will understand it was for the better in the long run. My personal opinion of how I would like to see Star Trek return is in a 1 hour dramatic animated series based on the aborted Star Trek Phase II project. The simpsons spearheaded half our prime time comedy and I would like to see Star Trek get the ball rolling on 1 hour drama animation. Animation offers far more freedom and you can do more with less budget. And I mean traditinal cell animation not some nasty CGI crap.

  54. Star Trek is FANTASY! by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure what happened but startrek is not drama, it is sci-fi.

    If Star Trek is 'sci-fi', it's only because any mildly geek-friendly show set in the future/space/etc is called 'sci fi'. I'm with Arthur C Clarke on this one; it's not sci-fi, it's fantasy.

    The 'science' is made up, usually to suit the plot. The 'aliens' are humans; and I mean more in the way they behave than look. Frankly, if we discover real aliens, I'll be surprised if we can relate to them on even a rudimentary level.

    Star Trek is fantasy that just happens to have borrowed the clothes of 'true' sci-fi. Star Wars is *definitely* fantasy that just happens to include some sci-fi elements (eg spaceships).

    True sci-fi should at least have its roots in a plausible idea; so I'd call Asimov's robot stuff sci-fi, 2001 sci-fi, and so on.

    Don't get me wrong; I enjoy some Star Trek (well, TNG mainly, having recently watched a complete season on DVD), but it's fantasy.

    And it strikes me as ironic that geeks (myself included) enjoy watching a show that makes up as much stuff as Star Trek does.

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  55. Fundamental problems by almaden · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In general, why did Enterprise fail?

    *Writing*
    Pacing: In many of the early episodes, the pacing of the stories was terrible, often slowing to the point of boredom. Remember the episode where the Ferengi were stealing parts of the Enterprise (yawn)? Or how about "A Night in Sickbay" (yawn^2)?

    Continuity: Initially, there were problems with continuity with the ST universe. Many episodes only paid lip service to previous ST material by mentioning it, and then went promptly went nowhere. Only when the ratings began to slip did the producers make an intelligent effort to tie into the old school.

    Also, it was cool at the beginning of the series when Enterprise didn't have all of the tech that Picard et. al. were supposed to have. I liked the feeling of a small, weak Earth ship that didn't have all the answers. Bit by bit though, the same level of technology has crept back, to where except for the occasional shuttle pod, the tech is equivalent.

    *Stories*
    How did that temporal war arc get resolved? Did they make it up as they went along? Why did it seem so clumsy and difficult to follow? How about the Xindi/Star Wars/Death Star arc? Why did it take 4 years to start seeing elements of the ST universe we were yearning for from the start?

    *Characters*
    Viewers relating to Characters: Did the show ever get the viewers to really care about the characters? Maybe you could care about "Trip", but the rest of the cast could get blown out the airlock, and no one would protest.

    Erratic Character Development: Why did so many of the episodes have the cast acting out of character? This was a problem with Voyager too, where each week a character would act differently, and negate or forget their development to that point in the series. Viewers watch the show and think "he wouldn't do or say that".

    Crummy casting: Why is Scott Bakula so unbelievable and unconvincing in the role of Archer? Why can't he be taken seriously like Patrick Stewart was? This is an anchoring role for a Star Trek series - you can't miss-cast the role, and then expect the series to succeed. Voyager had problems here too, but I could at least stomach Janeway.

    Yes it's easy to criticize the series at this point, but these guys have had 4 years, gazillions of dollars, and a lot of fan input to draw from to get the show right. Time to look elsewhere for sci-fi entertainment.

  56. Opportunity wasted. by Yaztromo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's put the results aside for a moment (the show has had some serious issues), and take a look at what could have been.

    Enterprise started off with two things going for it: a decent premise, and a good cast. What Star Trek fan isn't interested in how the Federation was started? Or how the war with the Klingons started? How about the formation of the Neutral Zone with the Romulans? Or how about the evolution of technology from rougghly what we know today, to what was available in ST:TOS?

    Unfortunately, all of this was an opportunity that was wasted and squandered. Sure, they tried a few episodes dealing with the evolution of technology, but all of them were of the sort where the episode started with "Hey, we need X", and by the end, they had X (for all X in "Phasers", Transporters", etc.)

    Part of that was just bad writing, and bad story planning. But then there was the introduction of time travel, which was completely unnecessary, and made the whole thing completely unbelievable. Whomever came up with the "Temporal Cold War" should be summarily fired...out of a canon. Into a pool of sharks. With laser beams on their heads.

    Then there is the ship. I'm sure it would make a fine set for any number of sci-fi shows, but not for a Star Trek series that is supposed to take place before TOS. The interiour should look like that of a modern day battleship, and not filled with zinc plates and chrome. Yes, it would have been hard to make the series believable by not having any display terminals (TOS didn't have them, but here in the 2000's we do, so it would be somewhat difficult not to have them), but they should have taken a cue from a modern military warship for interiour design. It would have made the show more believable, and would have added some "grit" for the writers to work with.

    The big year-long story arc with the Xindi (sp?) didn't help either. It was hard to just tune into an episode here and there, particularily towardds the end. I was in the middle of nowhere during the first four months of 2004, where TV wasn't really available, and the one time I did get a chance to see part of an episode I couldn't get into it because I had no idea what was going on. I missed the whole resolution of the story arc as well, making the whole season a total write-off for me. I can only imagine what the casual Star Trek watcher would think trying to watch just a few episodes here and there.

    I feel bad for the cast, who are now going to be out of jobs after such a short run (but not too bad -- it isn't as if people in the tech industry don't know what it's like to be without a job...:P). There was some good potential for this series, but the people in charge completely munged it. Let's hope they find themselves jobless for a while so they can ponder their grand failure.

    Yaz.

  57. It's been a good ride... by JDax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When all is said and done, it would have been 39 years, 754 episodes from 6 series (including the Animated one), and 10 films. Literally about a month's worth of 24/7 viewing.

    Alot of ups and downs and I'm sure there will be a 40th anniversary special for next year commemorating the franchise, as they have been doing something like that since the 20th anniversary first-time airing of the B & W version of "The Cage" in 1986.

    Time to warp off into the sunset...

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  58. Here's the thing by yoshi_mon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every time a thread like this comes up I see a lot of insightful, well thought out reasons on what happened in the past and why what is happening now is good/bad.

    This is why most people here are clearly overqualified to ever be a TV executive.

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  59. Address to send a support letter by Jiggily · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm feeling pretty pessimistic about this but if your interested here is the address to send your "Please Don't Cancel the Show" Letters :

    Mr. Leslie Moonves
    Co-President, Co-Chief Operating Officer
    Viacom International, Inc.
    c/o CBS Television City
    7800 Beverly Blvd
    Los Angeles, CA 90036-2112

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  60. Re:One Word by NetFu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm sorry, but In My Opinion (hear that, moderators?) SG1 was a great series, but has gotten horrible in the past 2 years.

    With a series premise like that, if you can't hold onto a geek's attention for more than 10 minutes, you suck. That show is honestly so damn boring now, they've completely killed it.

    Of course I really like Enterprise, but I think the four seasons they've had have been good. It isn't like it's getting cancelled after only one season. To me, however, this season has been pretty weak.

    Oh yeah, I liked the season with the time-travelling alien nazi's. Every episode kept us watching throughout the entire season. "Us" includes both me and my wife (that's a helluva feat considering that sci-fi bores the crap out of her), our 12 year-old boy, 5 year-old boy, and even the 3 year-old boy.

  61. Re:One Word by Tassach · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Or can you really find no better use for your time than to watch TV shows that you hate?
    Well, one could watch it week after week hoping that it will magically stop sucking.

    Personally, I stopped watching it after the half-dozen episodes. Oh, I'd check back a couple times a year to see if it had finally stopped sucking; but it never did, at least from my random sample.

    Trek died with Gene Roddenbery. The undead abomination that kept shambling along after his death needed to have a stake driven through it's heart long ago, and now it appears that has finally happened. Maybe now Gene can stop spinning in his (metaphorical) grave.

    If you're going to mourn the passing of a show, save your energy for something worthwhile like Firefly, B5, or Farscape.

    Trek is dead. Let it rest in peace.

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  62. Re:The winds of change. by sadler121 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, with Ben Browder coming on as a regualer ( no not as John Crichton), Claudia Black coming back for 5 episodes, and with a new general (to replace Richard Dean Anderson) Beau Bridges. I actually think the next season of SG-1 looks promising.

    If it wasn't for Ben and Claudia I would be on the side of the camp calling for and end to SG-1 while it is good, I don't think I can go through another downward slid that was the X Files (God DAMN was that show horrible once they moved the production to LA, damn you David Dacovney DAMN YOU!!!) But seeing that I like Ben and Claudia from Farscape, as long as MGM doesn't hire Farscape writers, the series should be kept from turing itn 'Fargate'...

  63. My ranking by e_AltF4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IMHO there are oly 2 ingredients needed for a good ST show

    A) get interesting characters, develop those

    +) Sisko, Archer, Picard, Seven, Phlox, Quark, T'Pol, Worf, Tom Paris, Jadzia Dax, T'Pol, Trip, Data,
    -) Neelix, Beverly Crusher, Katherine Pulaski, Lwaxana Troi,

    B) get a thrilling and CONSISTENT(!!!) storyline

    DON'T USE
    - time travel
    - it's just a dream
    - parallel universe
    because it tells me "uh uh - we messed up the plot and need to rewind" - those episodes simply suck :-)

    Ranking:

    #1) DS9 - no questions asked - my #1
    - interesting characters and good character development
    - storyline is interesting an mostly consistent
    - nice "side stories"
    - the "tribbles" episode was a soo funny (though it violated rule B)

    #2) Enterprise (first 3 seasons - hoping for more to ait here soon)
    - characters are good and promise more fun and development
    - storyline has promising ideas, but lacks a strong idea and continuty. constantly violating rule 2 ( time travel sucks :-)

    #3) TNG
    - weak storyline - with exception of the "Borg" episodes
    - strong and weak characters

    #4) Voyager
    - "we need to get home" is no storyline, sorry
    - some nice side stories
    - not enough strong and interesting characters

    #5) Star Trek
    Just too old to remember :-)

  64. The Dying Gasp of 90's Paramount? by cwolfsheep · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's some food for thought: can anyone name a "good" Paramount film or series in recent years? What happened to syndicated TNG? What happened to the old Trek films, or Beverly Hills Cop, or even Beavis & Butthead (remember, "Picard" liked it too)? Why did Nemesis bomb, when it really wasn't as bad as Trek V? I haven't seen "Deep Impact," but saw "The Core:" did anyone see both?

    Basically, there seems to have been a large marketing of failure at Paramount. Tie series to UPN, whose affliates share with Fox or pre-empt for sports events? Put movies out in December to compete with "big events," instead of waiting a month when it'd be #1? When you advertise an episode of Trek, make it about sex most of the time, even when it has nothing to do with the story? Where's the sci-fi in their sci-fi?

    What we are seeing is a revamp of Paramount, and they consider Trek a part of the problem, not the solution. It should be the other way around: however, it is the last vestige of an experiment, and probably should be put to rest while they clean house. Let us hope there is more Trek one of these days, and preferably syndicated, if not on Sci-Fi or some other network.

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  65. Well, that's copyright extension for you by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If the early 20th century copyright term of something like 28 years were in effect, TOS and the whole set of characters would be in the public domain now, and TNG would be going into the public domain in ten years. Then, if Paramount wanted to make money from the franchise, they'd have to compete with other studios. You would be able to choose allegience to the creators who kept Roddenberry's vision alive for you, instead of having to make due with Rick Berman because that's who Paramount thinks having run the franchise is in their interest.
    Under the originnal UK 1710 Statute of Anne , the model for modern copyright laws, much of TNG would already be in the public domain (14 years + 14 if the author was alive at the end of the first term). The US rule was similar from 1790 onward, until 1909, when each term was doubled.

    In '76, the term went to death + 50, which would mean that people who remembered TOS would, by in large, not live to see it enter the public domain.

    The Bono act of '98 extended copyright to death + 70, or in some cases 95 years. Under the act the public domain will not receive any new works until 2019, and of course the entire Roddenberry ouvre will remain in private hands until after everyone who is reading this (I mean you) is dead.

    Bringing the topic back to Star Trek, I leave you with a quote from Lord Macaulay, from a speech given to Parliament in 1841 opposing the extension of copyrights from the Rule of Anne term:


    I believe, Sir, that I may with safety take it for granted that the effect of monopoly generally is to make articles scarce, to make them dear, and to make them bad. And I may with equal safety challenge my honourable friend to find out any distinction between copyright and other privileges of the same kind; any reason why a monopoly of books should produce an effect directly the reverse of that which was produced by the East India Company's monopoly of tea, or by Lord Essex's monopoly of sweet wines.

    --Thos. Babbington Macaulay


    Which is fitting to this case. The franchise died because it was kept in private hands who tried to milk it for cash, instead of going to its natural conclusion, entering the public commons where it could ignite new creativity and competition.
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  66. sad :-( by dave1g · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I liked Enterprise, especially this season.

    sniff sniff... :-/

    Why don't they just do it syndicated, or offer it to the Sci Fi network?

    I'm sure some one is willing to put money behind a Star Trek franchise.

  67. Fan Campaign Saving Show? by bubkus_jones · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It didn't work for Angel, Firefly, or Farscape (yes, Firefly's getting a movie, and Farscape had/will have a miniseries to wrap things up. But fan support didn't keep the show on the air).

    Hell, Angel was the WB's second highest rated show when it was cancelled.

    Enterprise is doomed.

  68. As someone who's clocked in 600 h of Trek by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's a frank appraisal of each series (minus TOS), and a ranking:

    TNG - This seemed to be everyone's favorite, likely because it was the first, and Picard was bloody brilliant. Hands down the best character. The show would have been unbearable otherwise. Riker had his moments, and a few Data episodes were okay, but on the whole an episode without enough Picard was a bad episode. 8/10

    DS9 - I as skeptical of this series, but it became to be a truly amazing show. Overall the characters were better than those on DS9 (although no one will ever top Picard); particularly Odo, Garick, Martak, Goyron, and Weyoun. I didn't find myself cringing at any of the characters, save some completly bizarre Ferengi episodes. Massively long continual story arcs kept you intrigued throughout the entire series. Overall the plots were just better than TNG. 10/10

    Voyager - Oh God. This was the bottom of the barrel. Yes, worse than Enterprise I'm afraid. I wish I kept a running tally of how many times Janeway said "I understand that blank blank blank, BUT blank blank". Ugh. She wasn't a captain, she was a Mom. No characters were worth seeing except the holographic Doctor, and they dwindled on him too much at times even. Truly atrocious series I was glad to finish. I can recall 2-3 good episodes. 2/10

    Enterprise - Probably got the worse rap out of any of the series. The stupid intro song, the prequel thing, and the idiotic cheap leg shots of T'pol put most everyone off. However it did improve as the series went on. Malcolm ("armory" office) got a little more interesting, and Trip's accent became less annoying. Archer finally started making some tough decisions (jacking an innocent ship's warp drive), but it was too little too late to really save the series from termination. The Xindi story arc was intriguing, but it took them 2 seasons to get to it. 4/10

    It should be noted that Every one of these series started off very badly, even TNG and DS9. I don't know why Star Trek needs the obligatory 1 or 2 seasons to get going but that's certainly the trend. And yes, I need to get out more.

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  69. Another triumph for the forces of darkness by farbles · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The minute I saw the episode this season with Archer looking at the coffins of the slain, I thought *finally* they're playing to original Trek's best trait - social commentary on present day events. I also thought the second someone in authority sees this episode, this series is doomed.

    When they had Vulcan desert insurgents fighting, I thought, you guys are getting too clever, they will get you. (I also wondered where T'Pau's thick accent disappeared to.)

    Original Trek played against the background of Viet Nam and a tidal wave of social change. This season Enterprise started to come around to that and tweaked some present day noses. In today's rat-out-your-neighbor-to-Homeland-Security-for-not -being -patriotic-enough climate, there was no way this could go on, could it?

    Look, one of the central tenets of Star Trek is that humanity stops warring amongst itself, forms a world government and then heads out to the stars. In an ideal world, Enterprise could have shown some of that process in action using the example of how the Federation came into being as a model for how we can do it ourselves and bring all these disparate nations together to form a peaceful whole.

    In this real world, I'm afraid that the forces of darkness are winning. Any notion of a peaceful world government is considered (at best) traitorous liberal propaganda. A substantial portion of the population of the US believes that the end of the world is real close and (incredibly) that this is a good thing since it means Jesus will be here soon. Selfless acts and working for the betterment of all rather than just your own clan is considered a sign of weakness, not strength. Honor has no value. Science and education have no value. Only money and power are worth anything to us and only blind obedience and unquestioning patriotism is worth anything to our leaders.

    We need all the idealistic dreams and heroes that we can get now because this century is going to be getting worse before (if) it gets any better. Progress is not a new feature for your cell phone, it is the march of humans from our barbarous past to a better future. At its best, that is the heart and soul of Star Trek and that is what we all need so very very badly right now.

    1. Re:Another triumph for the forces of darkness by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hmmm, you bring up a good point. Star Trek's audience spans both the red and blue states, so when Star Trek gets too smart reminding viewers what their tax dollars are doing in Iraq, half the audience will tune out from the discomfort and guilt. While the other half may cheer on the show's social commentary, it is really asking to be canceled when you alienate redneck america like that.

    2. Re:Another triumph for the forces of darkness by ClosedSource · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I recently watched a rerun of a DS9 episode in which Sisko's former mentor was attempting to overthrow the government with the excuse of protecting earth from changelings.

      One of the changelings (in the form of O'Brian) taunted Sisko saying that the "solids" were going to defeat themselves.

      There was also great commentary on how the Dominion had already won if earth was going to live under martial law.

      Given our (USA) current perpetual War on Terror, this resonated with me more than it did the first time I saw it.

  70. Galactica is out rating it. by jhallum · · Score: 3, Informative

    Of course it's going to be cancelled, Galactica on Sci-Fi and the rest of the Sci-Fi Friday is getting as good or better ratings than it is, and I believe that UPN has a wider distribution than Sci-Fi does. I've read that Galactica had a 2.5 rating last week, which is higher than the week before. It's weird seeing Galactica succeed and a Trek franchise fail, but Galactica is just That Damn Good. You Galactica haters can scoff now, but wait until the last few episodes, Galactica gets very good. On par with Babylon 5 at its prime, I'd say.

  71. Re:Not like they're not out there... by Babbster · · Score: 2, Interesting
    What "Moral TV Crusade"? For all the hand-wringing, the FCC has done virtually nothing to TV since the stupid JJ/JT Super Bowl escapade. Powell and company fined a few CBS-owned stations (spread around just to increase the fine - it was still pocket change) and THAT WAS IT. Example: Desperate Housewives and Boston Legal started right up on ABC's (Disney!) Sunday ("God's Day"!) lineup and they're both rife with the same sort of sexual content that's been going on for years (in other words, just about everything but the naked "private" areas and that small set of "dirty" words). Hell, the only media business the FCC has really gone at with the hammer is radio (??).

    For all the yakking that goes on about how the FCC is really sticking it to TV with censorship, there's been virtually no measurable change. I suppose it's just because republicans are in charge that people THINK there's some sort of big change happening and that the bible belt is taking charge of the airwaves. The truth, of course, is that there's way too much money there for BOTH parties for the FCC to do anything really drastic. Again, except on radio where apparently saying the word "asshole" would cause children all over the country to turn to lives of sin.

  72. repeditive plots aren't story arcs by Scudsucker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm hardly a ST fan, but man, that series blew everything else out of the water. It had everything people here have been clamoring about: deep (very deep) character development, HUGE plot arc

    As another poster said, try B5. JMS had the whole arcs planned out from the beginning. The last few seasons of DS9 seemed to fall into the same hole that the Spider-Man clone debacle that Marvel had a few years back. For those of you who didn't read Spider-Man at the time, the reader's digest version basically went like this:

    Five years ago, Marvel time, somebody made a clone of Spider-Man. Said clone was dumped down a chimney, and thought to be destroyed. However, the clone shows up all of a sudden, wearing a different costume, and sales go up. The editors decided they had a good thing on their hands, and dragged out the story AS LONG AS THEY COULD. This, combined with the fact that you had to buy 4 books a month to keep up with the story, killed sales, made the whole clone deal a legendary bad story, and drove the charachter into the ground into such an extent that it's still recovering today.

    The same situation seemed to happen on DS9. Berman seemed to think he had a good thing with the Dominion and he did - so he drug the same basic arc out 2 seasons past its prime. They would have a big battle on the show about every three weeks, but nothing would change, nothing would be resolved. And the charachter relations more and more seemed to resemble a soap opera (Odo and Kira, anyone?).

    DS9 sucked the first two seasons, got its footing in season 3, and seasons 4 and 5 rocked. But after that the show returned to suckiness, unfortunatly. As I was discussion with another poster, they should hire JMS of B5 fame and Joss Weadon of Buffy, two guys who know how to do plots, story arcs and charachters.

  73. Bit Torrent Killed Enterprise by jeeryg_flashaccess · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem is that cancelling is because of ratings...more so than any other problems you pointed out.

    Bit Torrent kills ANY shows ratings. I got turned off by the Xindi arc...because it reminded me too much of 9/11 and crap.

    So my friend downloaded all the episodes...lo and behold I watched the entire arc in a couple sittings.

    Since the show arcs kinda sucked...I did not watch on broadcast television...I watched at my own pace when I was bored...and I started liking the show.

    Bit torrent killed the ratings. Suprnova always had about 2500 seeds (I was told) and thousands of peers downloading the show.

    Ratings were not really ever a problem...UPN is just looking at the wrong sources...get with the times and realize fans paying $5.00 per episode will generate enough money (iTunes...) to keep the show running forever.

    I'm rambling...but I have a good points. Discuss.

    - - -
    this is a repost from a comment that is in another thread, but I believe it needs discussion. Nobody EVER talks about torrents and their effect on shows.

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  74. MOD UP THE PARENT! by incal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, a level of incoherence of the "science" involved in Trekkie technics cancels it aspirations to be SCI-fi.

    Or maybe they're from the parallel universe? Laser beams visible in space, FTL with preservation of causality and general relativity, completely naive view of human psychology, most aliens are humanoid...

    If you're into science-fiction, better check "Culture" series http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Culture by Iain M. Banks. or for real hard sci-fi, Orion's Arm http://orionsarm.com/

    Star Trek belongs to the techno-fantasy genre, not sci-fi.

  75. How about two more hours?! by ken1w · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can (almost) accept Enterprise being canceled. Perhaps it IS time for Star Trek to take a break. But what a waste to end it this way. 98 total hours instead of an even 100. Having to end with a one-hour show instead of a two-hour finale. Reworking an existing script into some type of satisfying last adventure of the series (maybe the last Star Trek episode ever).

    How about putting back those two hours that were taken away earlier in the season? The 98 hours of Enterprise come from 26+26+24+22=98 over the course of four seasons. The last two hours can be shot immediately after the already planned 22 episodes for this season, before they tear down the sets and release the talent. Let Manny Coto write a worthy series (maybe franchise) finale as a two-hour "telefilm." Make it about the founding of the Federation. If available, get Jonathan Frakes to direct it. Spend a bit more time in post-production to make it really special and save it for airing during the Fall sweeps period.

    I can see that it is unreasonable to expect another season of Enterprise on UPN (or elsewhere), but surely, Paramount's investment in just two more hours of Enterprise would be worthwhile. If UPN doesn't want it, sell it to the SciFi Channel as a one-time special event.

    I'd be satisfied with something like that...

  76. Quantum Leap is coming back... by Fezmid · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to IMDB:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383588/

    Sam and Al will both star in it, but that's all the info they have.

    Hopefully it'll be good.