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United Kingdom Leads the World in TV Downloads

SumDog writes "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women. However, according to a story on the Guardian, a new study puts the UK ahead in one more category: it leads the world in TV piracy, accounting for 38.4% of the world's TV downloads, with Australia coming in second at 15.6% and the US in third at a pitiful 7.3%"

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  1. Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Xner · · Score: 5, Funny
    "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women."

    My sarcasm detector must be malfunctioning, I actually had to read that twice before it blipped ...

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    1. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      What do you call a pretty girl in the UK? A tourist.

    2. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by meitsjustme · · Score: 5, Funny

      Britain, Britain, Britain! Discovered by Sir Henry Britain in sixteen-oh-ten. Sold to Germany a year later for a pfennig and the promise of a kiss. Destroyed in eighteen thirty-fourty two, and rebuilt a week later by a man. This we know. Hello. But what of the people of Britain? Who they? What do? And why?

    3. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by CGP314 · · Score: 5, Funny

      A sarcasm detector? Oh that's useful.


      -Colin

    4. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by chrisbeatty · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are some hot women, you just need to have drunk quite a lot first!!! (-;

    5. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Xner · · Score: 5, Funny

      You owe me a coffee. And a keyboard.

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    6. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by druid_getafix · · Score: 4, Funny
      "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women."

      Reminds me of a joke (told from an Indian's perspective of course!!).

      Heaven is: American Salary, British Home, Chinese Food, Indian Wife.

      Hell is: Indian Salary, Chinese Home, British Food, American Wife.

    7. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Alioth · · Score: 4, Funny

      The climate is wonderful if you're a duck! There's also great food in the UK too - things like Indian, Chinese, Italian. There's also plenty of beautiful women, and most of the beautiful women have cute foreign accents!

    8. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by gowen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, woe to be British and lumbered with all these ugly, ugly, women.
      They're not glamourous or sexy, which is why Hollywood won't touch them with a bargepole.

      If only we could produce hotties like Madeleine Albright, Condaleeza Rice, and Barbara Bush.

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    9. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Funny
      They're not glamourous or sexy
      I'm sorry: were you trying to be sarcastic?
    10. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Zilquis · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm a lady, with a ladies comment. I'm all flustered now and must sit down for tea and biscuits. I'm a lady you know

    11. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by ThaReetLad · · Score: 3, Funny

      :I want that comment. :But that's a funny comment. Yo don't like funny comments :Yeah, 'know :What about that comment over there? Thats informative, you like informative comments. :Yeah 'know :So i'll just go and get that informative comment :No. I want that one. :Are you sure? It is funny. :Yeah 'know :OK I'll get the funny comment

      later... :I don't like funny comments.

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    12. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Zilquis · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yea but, no but, yea but, no but, yea but, no but, anyway Melanie said she saw CowboyNeal down by the bike sheds with Natalia Portman, and he was feeling er up, the dirty slag, so it coudn't have been me, so shut up

      Dont know about torrents but emule links here http://www.the-realworld.de/modules.php?name=ed2k& op=Category&cid=1&csid=541

    13. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rsidd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Similar one about Canada: with close historical links to three countries, Canada could have had American salaries, French cuisine and British culture. Instead they got French salaries, British cuisine and American culture.

    14. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by ghakko · · Score: 3, Funny

      The original quote: Best case Salary from America,
      house in England,
      Japanese wife,
      Chinese food. Pretty good case Salary from England,
      house in America,
      Chinese wife,
      Japanese food. Worst case Salary from China,
      house in Japan,
      British wife,
      American food. --Bungei Shunju magazine

    15. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Again with the stereotypes.
      As an Expat I am sick of people saying that Britain is a lousy place, with lousy weather, food, beer, women etc.
      I hate the politicians [all partys], one reason I will never return, but the climate is great.
      [Warm and moist!]
      Try living in a semi-arid climate like Colorado. You have to wear skin moisturizer like some girly-man. And the static shocks off of car doors will drive you mad.
      Then the food. It is a pitty that the people who appreciate British food the least are the British themselves. The french and italians love their own food, and by talking loudly about it for many years have made it popular worldwide.
      The British propensity for self deprecating humour has extended to their food, and made it a global joke. Which Is unfortunate. British food Is actually a damn sight better than it is given credit.
      We have hundreds of varieties of cheeses like Cheddar, Lancashire, Lincolnshire, Leicester [Red and normal], Wenslydale, to name just a few.
      We also have a huge variety of sausages, think lincolnshire and cumberland, and even a meatball called a faggot [Not very PC nowadays, but hey the UK definition is older than the US definition], made from liver and onions, for which I used to run home from secondary school for on Thursdays. ["Thursdays. Faggots and chips for tea"]
      We also have the traditional Roast dinner, with Yorkshire Puddings, and it is delicious. [Far better than the US so-called London Broil rip-off.], many different types of meat pie, bread that tastes like bread [How can Americans put up with the bread they eat is beyond me], and of course, our famous fish and chips.
      Plus the beer is a damn sight better than the water that comes out of the US. [Except for some small microbreweries and brew-pubs that actually make something with a flavour that you can drink at non-cryogenic temperatures.]
      Having lived in various countries I can also testify that the ratio of "mighty-fine" to "minger" is not so bad in the UK as common prejudice would dictate.
      Even in the bleak industrial north of the country. ["Eeh, It's grim up north"]
      So stop with the ridiculous, sarcastic, and ignorant, jokes about some of the things I, and most other expats, actually miss of the "home country".

    16. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cracking. Every American who likes Python should try and find it.

    17. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by R.Caley · · Score: 2, Funny
      In hell, the English are the chefs!

      The devil has all the best food, to go with the tunes.

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    18. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by thaig · · Score: 2, Informative

      No but she is British and that's what he said - duh!

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    19. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Malc · · Score: 4, Informative

      Seriously though, how many N. Americans who are here knocking the climate have actually spent sufficient time in the UK to judge? I think you'll find the stereotype is a little far fetched.

      I'm a Briton who now lives in Canada. I miss the climate. Vancouver sounds pretty appealing on this frosty morning in Toronto. It was below -20 here before Christmas. I was in the UK over Christmas and out running in T-shirt and sun glasses - no worries about frost bite there. The second year in a row for me. Yeah, it did get below 5C some days, but after what we put up with here that's nothing. No gloves, no hat, just pull on your coat. No shoes melting in to huge filthy puddles by the front door. No shovelling the driveway. In the summer when it's revoltingly hot and humid here, England will be a pleasant 20-25C. The thing is with that place is that the weather is so variable: sun, cloud, wind, rain, everyday! Of course, we're not going see any life here until May, when we get our short month of spring. The UK will start seeing signs of spring very soon (well, at least in the SE where I grew up).

    20. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by ayjay29 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the machanics German, the chefs Italian, and it's all organsed by the Swiss.

      Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the machanics French, the chefs British, and it's all organsed by the Italians.

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    21. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As the comedian Billy Connolly once said, "There's no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes."

    22. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by greppling · · Score: 3, Funny
      There are some hot women, you just need to have drunk quite a lot first!!! (-;

      It also seems to help if they have drunk quite a lot first...

    23. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by dcarey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the machanics German, the chefs Italian, and it's all organsed by the Swiss.

      Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the machanics French, the chefs British, and it's all organsed by the Italians.

      We hereby note that the latter arguement should be changed to: Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the machanics French, the chefs British, the spellers Slashdot readers, and it's all organsed by the Italians

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    24. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by albino+eatpod · · Score: 2, Funny

      We've had running water for 10 years, AND we invented the cat.

    25. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by aslate · · Score: 2, Funny

      And it will be perfectly on-topic too, a torrent to download a UK TV show (However, it will be so the Americans can download it).

    26. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by QMO · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Welsh, long known for their insularity, didn't tell the atlas publishers where Wales has been moved to, so the atlases will keep showing Wales where it always was.

      It's all a big conspiracy.

      You probably believe in North Dakota, too.

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    27. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

      If only we could produce hotties like Madeleine Albright, Condaleeza Rice, and Barbara Bush.

      Well, you do have Margaret Thatcher...

      Not to mention the whole royal family... ;-)

    28. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by wpanderson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yawn. Little Britain series one, funny. Little Britain series two, repetitive. At least Python played with their own formula a bit, and the Fast Show managed stay funny within their character base. This series of Little Britain has been the same jokes over and over again. Shame.

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    29. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by buttersnout · · Score: 2, Funny

      Interesting. Then I shall claim Britain is full of women who are ugly when they are naked. You can try to prove me wrong if you want in the same manner as above

    30. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by batemanm · · Score: 4, Funny
      - only need to hop across the channel to experience the french

      Ahh there is always a down side :-)

    31. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Loco3KGT · · Score: 4, Funny

      5 out of 59 million ain't bad!

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    32. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by gowen · · Score: 2, Informative
      but then I have a thing against posh totty.
      I have a irrational prejudice against attractive women from the upper classes.
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    33. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by gowen · · Score: 2, Funny
      we'll be able to see the missing chunk of the island for ourselves.
      You won't. The Welsh have got a lloaking device. (OK, that seemed funnier in my head, and only the if you know how to pronounce the letter ll in Welsh [and yes, that is one letter]).
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    34. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wish I had something against posh totty!

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    35. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      She's got a pretty amazing background. She grew up in Montgomery, AL when MLK was getting his start and the civil rights movement was firing up. One of her childhood friend died in a bombing then and her father had to keep a shotgun to fend off people wanting to drag the family out into the woods, so she's a staunch supporter of the 2nd Amendment.

      Her family was piss-poor and yet she ended up getting a PhD and running an Ivy League school (lookup what a provost does). Also, she's fluent in Russian which gets kudos in my book.

      A friend of mine who swept her limo for bombs told me she was the nicest person around, but then if you ask anyone in the military or SS who worked for the Clintons before this administration you'll hear nothing to the contrary about a member of this one.

      For what it's worth, the people in the White House paid to take bullets have been a lot happier in the last four years than they were in the preceding four. Dis their politics and take scary pictures, but they're nice people.

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  2. Piracy is why Battlestar Galactica is on usenet. by ABeowulfCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. not like any of you whippersnappers know what USENET is...

  3. We don't want to miss outt... by tardinha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess that just shows that the television we all want to watch is not available to us (in Australia) via normal means. I guess those figures also show that we're all watching American telly :)

  4. Wrong number by ghoti · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to TFA, the UK accounts for 38.4% of _EU_ downloads, but only 18.5% worldwide. For comparison, the worldwide number makes a bit more sense ;)

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  5. winge by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women.

    ...and for complaining about absolutely everything in a sarcastic manner.


    -Colin

    1. Re:winge by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...and for complaining about absolutely everything in a sarcastic manner.

      You forgot singing about the London Underground too!

      (warning, don't play the link on speakers if you're in an office full of easily offended people)

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  6. Re:TV Tax by Xner · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Nonsense. I bet you dollars to scones that every Brit in the relevant age group just pays the TV tax without batting an eyelash.

    Thre real reason for rampant TV piracy on this side of the pond is that shows are released a lot later around here, sometimes even YEARS. This does encourage people to take their viewing habits into their own hands.

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  7. Makes a bit of sense. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, since US television tends not to make it to Britain for a long time after it airs here, it makes a bit of sense. A lot of shows have a one- or two-season lag time. It makes sense that fans who follow the show online would want to see the show as it comes out.

    On the other hand, I score TV shows because I fucking hate commercials, and because I don't have an actual television any more. Funny how original Star Trek was about fifty-five minutes long, while newer "full hour" shows are more like forty-two minutes. That's nearly four times the ads. Yecch.

    Also, it's convenient to be able to watch them when and how I'd like. And I get to insulate myself from the vast bulk of crap that's on TV most of the time, and pick the best of what's out there. (Firefly, Babylon 5 and perhaps some softcore lesbian porn: The L Word.)

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    1. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Xner · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Well, since US television tends not to make it to Britain for a long time after it airs here, it makes a bit of sense. A lot of shows have a one- or two-season lag time. It makes sense that fans who follow the show online would want to see the show as it comes out.

      It is also common for some of the less popular series (including some that we geeks tend to appreciate more than the normal tv-watching person) to get cancelled or postponed by the broadcaster mid-season, or to undergo some intruiging re-arrangements in broadcast schedule etc. For example here in Holland, I have seen the first seaon of Futurama on three different broadcasters, but the final season is just now hitting the cable.

      If you really case to watch a whole series properly in order and in a timely manner, downloading is pretty much your only option. If you drop the timely requirement, waiting for the DVD releases is a close second.

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    2. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by giginger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly why I download. I have a long train journey every day. I love being able to watch 24 or whatever I've got on the way home and pass the time a lot quicker. No adverts either which a bonus for me. I'm still going to get the boxsets when they come out but why should I wait when with the technology available means I can watch it the next day? I'd happily pay for the service if it was offered, so that I could watch the TV shows I want to watch at a suitable time. The time between a show airing in America and airing in England are inexplicably large. I think 24, yes again, is one of the few shows with only a few weeks between them. But then, to see that now I'd have to have Sky which is another problem......

    3. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Rainier+Wolfecastle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And add to this that there are a lot of popular shows that just don't make it over at all (Daily Show for one) and it seems very reasonable.

    4. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by BRSloth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, since US television tends not to make it to Britain for a long time after it airs here, it makes a bit of sense. A lot of shows have a one- or two-season lag time.

      Lucky bastard. I live in Brazil and we still didnt get the final episode of "Deep Space 9". I won't even mention "Voyager"...

    5. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Jorrit · · Score: 2, Informative

      Luckily Belgium is not one of those countries where foreign language shows/movies are dubbed. We have subtitles here.

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    6. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by elFarto+the+2nd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, since US television tends not to make it to Britain for a long time after it airs here

      Except for Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis. Sky One in the UK is actually a couple of episodes ahead of Sci-Fi in the US.

      Regards
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  8. America by mboverload · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This makes perfect sense. With the proliferation of boradband and the anger of watching TV shows a year or more after their American counterparts, it it understandable. I know what it feels like because Europe got to watch Battlestar Galactica before we did, so I just donwloaded it.

    Didn't have to watch comercials and it was better quality then the crap Comcast quality I get. I would have paid money to see them in high resolution and with better sound, but these executives just don't seem to get it. I can download a TV show in less than an hour, in fact, I can download faster than I can watch. It is all about the industry clinging to a dieing business model and not seeing the future. Fine, do a 5-computer iTunes thing with DRM, it is not like music where I need to listen to them anywhere.

    1. Re:America by Lispy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know what. I actually had a funny experience in the states (I'm german). Beeing the huge Buffy fan back then I already owned seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. Then I went to NYC to see SW Episode II (what a lame movie) and while beeing there I went into the Warner Superstore and looked for season 3 (hmm.Faith!) on DVD. The lady told me it wasn't out and that only season 1 was available in the states. Then I told her that in germany season 2 was already available. Her answer was neat: "Hey, man. Why don't you just get it shipped to the states from a german friend!". Well, obviously she didn't really get my point. But then again, she gave me the address of a great club later in the discussion.

      My point beeing, I think there should be some sort of "die hard" program for TV shows. I mean like, if you have an account on the international series homepage and bought at least two DVD sets and preordered the third you can get streamed episodes from their servers or something.

      But I guess this will never happen since the show creators sell their episodes to the network wich makes money out of commercials. No interest to sell the content prior to the second hand international airing. ;-/

      Still it feels unfair that I have to lag 2 seasons just to watch the trashy GERMAN synchronisation on TV and wait another year for the DVD release.

  9. We do pay for it by tod_miller · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know a lot of countries have TV Licenses - but the BBC takes the piss. We *PAY FOR THE PRODUCTION* of a TV show, but then pay OVER THE ODDS for the DVD's when they come out.

    BBC make enough money to either a) scrap tv license or b) give us cheaper DVD's.

    To be honest, I would preffer latter, Most people spend more on BBC DVD's than they do on licenses nowwadays (only takes one or two Christmas prezzies of the office to do that).

    So I say, I paid for it already, give it to me. I think it is legal for me to download the prisoner DVD rips (I have never seen this show, I want to) because I pay the license fees already.

    TV rental, a lovely fiscal model already in place.

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    1. Re:We do pay for it by Billy69 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think it is legal for me to download the prisoner DVD rips

      Well, except that The Prisoner was made by ITC, an independant commercial company, and was broadcast by the predecessor of the very commercial ITV. You know, except for that minor point

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    2. Re:We do pay for it by jb.hl.com · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, except that The Prisoner was made by ITC, an independant commercial company, and was broadcast by the predecessor of the very commercial ITV.

      I'm sorry, predecessor? I don't think you have any idea how ITV WORKS.

      Basically, different regions of the country have different companies running them. The Midlands had ATV, the South West had Westward, London had Thames etc etc etc. ITC was owned by ATV, who sent it to all the other companies for all of the regions, who broadcast it. This is called "networking a programme".

      ITV doesn't even have a predecessor, before ITV there was the BBC and nothing else. It's been going since 1955, all that's happened recently is some jumped up little wankers decided to buy all the companies and change their name to ITV plc. Heil Thatcher.

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    3. Re:We do pay for it by hairykrishna · · Score: 4, Informative
      The bbc is internally testing a new TV episode download system. They want to archive ALL of their programs online after they've aired them.

      That's one of the reasons why the BBC rocks. Personally I think it's worth the price of the licence fee for just the BBC news.

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  10. Re:What shows? by ghoti · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you had read the article, you'd know it's 24, Enterprise, and Six Feet Under ...

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  11. I absolutely hate.. by sirdude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    when the press spouts statistics without any reference as to how the data was collected..

  12. Re:known for beautiful women?? by CdBee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, American girls are ridiculously underwight with grotesquely fake-looking skin. No, actually, that's not true either

    "beautiful" american girls are as above. the majority are McDonalds-stuffed rhinos

    Or shall we just stop with the stereotypes?

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  13. Re:Piracy is why Battlestar Galactica is on usenet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quiet you! They'll never find out about it if you don't mention it!

    Nothing to see here folks.

    Usenet? Why that's what they called the internet before it went global. Yup. U.S. Experimental Network. That's what it was called. Al Gore ya know, he invented it.

  14. Aaaaah, stereotypes by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women..."

    I'm assuming this is an attempt at sarcasm, but apart from the "wonderful climate" I wouldn't have realised. Sure we have a reputation for crap food, but then Americans have a reputation as ignorant redneck fuckwits, and we all know that's true, right?

    Hmmm, someone has a problem with Brits, no?

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    1. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And regarding food... it's a largely undeserved reputation. There's a lot of great places to eat (like pubs).

      If the complaint were coming from a Frenchman, Italian or Spaniard, I'd have some respect. But people who live in a country whose major culinary export is the Big Mac and who have some of the highest rates of heart disease in the world should take a look in the mirror.

    2. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Bertie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Besides which, American food is frequently diabolical. They seem to make it really difficult for you to eat healthily. You put weight on just looking at it. Everything seems to be served up between two slices of bread, with fries accompanying. The bread's full of sugar, too, for good measure. And everything seems to be tinkered with. I mean, you get orange juice with calcium in it, and water with added vitamins. Why not just, you know, eat a balanced diet?

      Last time I went there, by the time I came back I was absolutely desperate for some fresh cooked vegetables. I felt like I was malnourished, yet I'd visibly gained weight.

      Oh, and just what on earth is that shit you think passes for bacon, eh? It's like pork scratchings, for fuck's sake.

      Britain's come a hell of a long way on the food front in the last fifteen years or so, I'd say. People's palates have become a lot more cosmopolitan, and the supermarkets are full of variety (although the meat's gone to shit, it's fair to say). Restaurants have come on in leaps and bounds - people eat out far more regularly these days and they're a lot more educated about what they're ordering too.

    3. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you want good meat, find a good local butcher or a farmer's market.

      Not all butchers are good. Some just buy in stuff. But if you can find a good one, you'll get lovely meat that's been properly hung. I buy bacon at a farmers market - properly cured, tastes lovely.

    4. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      English backpackers have a pretty lousy reputation in England, too. Fortunately, we've a long and illustrious tradition of taking our most obnoxious inhabitants and shipping them down under.

      Once we called them convicts, but now they prefer the term "Travellers." (For some reason, when you -- accurately -- call the "tourists" they get all snooty. Fecking middle class tossers).

    5. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Malc · · Score: 2, Funny

      And before anybody chimes in and says things have changed since 11th Sept: sorry to break it to you, but immigration has always been this way. I first visited the US 15 years ago, and welcome at the border was horrendous. It really makes you question why you're visiting and puts a bad impression on a trip before it's even begun. I haven't been to the US for 5 years since some jumped-up-abover-her-station power-tripping working-class trash with a gun decided to falsely accuse me of working illegally in the US and refused me entry to the country. I'll spend my money elsewhere thank as they've obviously got enough and the recession they've just had can't have been that bad.

    6. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Informative

      classical beauty? You mean fat and pasty? cos thats what classical beauty is, just take a skeg at all those old painting of naked women.

    7. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Tassach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's because the British entertainment industry actually respects talent and employs people who possess it, whereas Hollywood is focused almost entirely on cosmetic appearance.

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  15. Excuse me? by alexwcovington · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry if I'm stating the obvious, but it's television. Signals broadcast through the air. Sorry to burst the bubbles of the folks in Hollywood, but you can't control the genie if you're throwing it out of the bottle at the speed of light. Accept the fact that people have the right to record their television shows, and don't complain when they trade them.

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    1. Re:Excuse me? by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Accept the fact that people have the right to record their television shows

      Yes, they do - that's specifically allowed for in copyright law.

      don't complain when they trade them

      That doesn't follow. Just because I'm allowed to record a TV show for the purposes of time-shifting doesn't mean that I'm allowed to copy it and give it to you. The copyright holder still retains copyright over it. Also, what people seem to forget is that while you are allowed to time-shift broadcasts, you're not actually allowed to keep them indefinitely (at least under UK copyright law).

      Now, I'm not saying that there's really any point to complaining about people trading recordings of broadcasts, but they're within their legal rights to do so. If you don't like that, don't moan about the studios, moan about the law that allows them to do it, and work to get it changed. You can't really blame them for acting within their rights.

  16. Re:TV Tax by gowen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Exactly. Why do Brits download so much US TV
    i) They don't want to wait for it appear over here.
    ii) Unlike other European countries, they don't need TV companies to dub/subtitle it into a different language.

    File under : Not Rocket Science.

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  17. Re:known for beautiful women?? by eatmywake · · Score: 2, Funny

    The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women.

    This is what is known as a "e u p h e m i s m"! It can be read as "The UK is known for many things, fish 'n chips, overcast skies and slappers."

  18. Re:known for beautiful women?? by Grimster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You forget bad teeth. But a good british accent can be sexy on a woman, not as sexy as a french accent but it'll do.

    Good food and good weather? haha cute.

    Now on to the topic, TV piracy seems... I dunno almost impossible, ASSUMING it's something I get normally. How can you "pirate" say, Survivor (ugh) it comes on my TV normally, it's not something I couldn't watch otherwise, so what if I decide to watch it on saturday night around 1am via an mpeg? Ok so I didn't record it myself, I COULD have. Is it any more piracy for me to download that episode of south park, or Tivo it?

    Sure I suppose if it's something I wouldn't normally get but then another argument comes into play "if I wasn't ever gonna get it no way, have I taken anything away from the provider?" it's not like "hey I was gonna buy this DVD but I downloaded it instead" ok that's theft of a sort, or "hey instead of buying this music cd I got it via kazaa" this is TV shows, they kinda give those away anyway.

    Yeah I know, all sortsa lawyers could shoot all sortsa holes in my arguments but really what's being pirated? Either you get the show normally and could easily enough record it yourself or you wouldn't ever get the show at all normally and you're merely adding to the viewership, I can't see how this would be a "bad thing" for the people behind the show "hey not only did we get a nielsen rating of X there were at least another Y thousand viewers via internet downloads, PEOPLE LIKE OUR SHOW, please renew our contracts, k thx".

    I dunno just seems like a no lose situation for the studios, it's not like they sell me the TV shows I watch (I wouldn't PAY for most of them UGH TV sucks ass).

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  19. Piracy? by Mr.Progressive · · Score: 3, Funny

    Piracy is a pretty strong word for this particular act. I like to think of it as Distributed Tivo.

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  20. My Boss by krumms · · Score: 2, Funny

    My supervisor at work probably accounts for about half of all the Australian TV downloads. Absolute champion.

    I personally don't see the point: Just go watch the TV for real you fucking nerds! :P

  21. Private vs Public by BrynM · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I know TFA is about pirated content, but with the amount of public TV in the UK, it doesn't surprise me that they feel more of an "ownership" to what's broadcasted. Sadly, no matter how much time/money I dontate to PBS here in the US, they will probably never do what the BBC is doing with their old shows. Though I must admit, with new content PBS is on the right track.

    I personally hope downloads become more of a broadcast medium. Sure, throw some commercials in that 320x240 video! I'll watch them to watch decent News/Information/Entertainment. If I could subscribe to the Daily Show and scrap cable, I would. Even for like $10-$20 a month. I grab legal stuff from some places like Archive.org and play it on my PDA. There's some good content online both streaming and to download, but the models for getting to it (subscribe al la iFilm/Real, finesse google syntax, pray) suck when compared to downloading a file that I can convert into any format for any player I wish from the pirate channels. This, like other entertainment IP problems, comes down to convenience for a lot of folks. Listen up Networks!

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  22. more numbers... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 5, Informative

    Considering that the UK has roughly 1/5th or so of the population of the U.S. (60 million UK, compared to probably 300 million US), the number of downloads per capita is much larger over there.

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    1. Re:more numbers... by Marlor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Considering that the UK has roughly 1/5th or so of the population of the U.S. (60 million UK, compared to probably 300 million US), the number of downloads per capita is much larger over there.

      Well, in that case, Australia's per-capita TV downloads are even higher again, since total proportion of downloads is only slightly lower (18.5% vs 15.6%), yet our population is approximately 1/3rd of the UK's.

      I don't know what this says about Australians - other than providing fodder for the old, innacurate convict stereotypes - but it's even more impressive considering that Australia has a relatively low rate of broadband penetration (supposedly due to our sparse geographical distribution, but more realistically due to Telstra's virtual monopoly on land-line infrastructure).

    2. Re:more numbers... by antic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, the count is higher in the UK and Australia because new shows/series screening in the US are delayed before they're shown here.

      If there was no lag, I think you'd find the download counts a lot more even, or weighted towards the US.

      Australia, as you noted, really doesn't have the best speeds/rates for broadband -- a lot of customers would be hit with huge bandwidth bills if they were to regularly download movies/TV shows.

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    3. Re:more numbers... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whadaya expect from a country that has FOUR channels?!

      We Americans lead the world in quantities of cheap, mindless TV. We are the envy of the world! And half of it is copied from British TV in the first place.

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  23. Re:Wait a minute... by Lally+Singh · · Score: 3, Funny

    He got the UK mixed up with the Caribbean. Common mistake.

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  24. Women? by rxmd · · Score: 4, Funny
    The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women.
    Don't forget the excellent beer!
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    1. Re:Women? by phusg · · Score: 3, Funny
      >> The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women.

      > Don't forget the excellent beer!
      Exactly, this is what makes the food, climate and women so great in the first place!!!
  25. Re:TV Tax by Xner · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Expounding a bit more on your point two ..

    ii) Unlike other European countries, they don't need TV companies to dub/subtitle it into a different language.

    This is very significant. Even here in the netherlands where most people speak english at an excellent level, the majority of the population is not able to follow a sub-title-less show. I have no idea whether it is due to lazyness (being used to reading subs), actual language problems or unfamiliarity with accents and vocabulary I have no idea. However it is a rather large issue.

    BTW, the french have a very active fansubbing community for most mainstream shows. Just search on you favourite P2P netowork for VOST (voix originelle sous-titres francaises).

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  26. Re:What shows? by Gumph · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you had read the article, you'd know it's 24, Enterprise, and Six Feet Under ...

    I would just like to take this opportunity on behalf of my great nation to apologise for the Enterprise thing - not sure what we were thinking, the series must be playing on it's predecessors good PR!
    We will petition the PM and get back to downloading Pr0n forwith!

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  27. Food for thought for the __AA... by JamieF · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People will pay for bandwidth, then spend time searching and downloading and burning to CD-R that which you broadcast for free.

    Bottled water. Seriously. It's a business model. You don't have to sue people who drink from the tap to make it work, either.

    I can think of quite a few shows that I'd pay a bit to see again, and maybe burn to CD. If I knew they'd be available at the same price essentially forever, I wouldn't even bother hoarding them.

  28. Re:Couple things to think about by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I guess you can understand the low volume in the U.S., the television programs, though low in quality, are high in production value. I've never seen a high-production value British program.

    In the US, you can see everything you want on cable first runs. If you want a copy you can TiVO it. In the rest of the world, we have to wait months, or up to two years for them to show up on our sets. In Hong Kong I can buy the Sopranos and Six Feet Under on DVD six months or a year before they're shown on TV. I'm not devoted enough to download them though.

    But as for production quality; there are many, especially historical, British TV series of world class and the nature documentaries are the best in the world; often if you look at the credits you'll note they're co-productions with American, Canadian, Australian networks to spread the cost.

  29. In fact... by upside · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you ever go on a t0rren7 site that has UK TV shows on it, you'll find that many, if not most, downloaders are people living abroad craving for quality TV. Many are living in yankistan or canuckistan. I won't hazard a guess if they're all Brit refugees or natives.

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    1. Re:In fact... by TiggsPanther · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It works both was I think. Majority of UK downloads are of import series. Majority of US/Canada downloads are probably of non-US/CA series.

      I don't think the TV companies realised that they started to lose about 10 years ago. The Internet was not suitable for downloading shows then, but the information about the shows was suddenly far more easily (and quickly) available than it ever was.
      People (either side of the pond, or in other countries) suddenly had at their fingertips information about this year's shows - not shows where we were lagging behind by a few seasons, or where the show got dropped before the end. That should have been the signal for the companies to work towards worldwide air-dates. OK they started a little, but not enough.

      By the time the Internet could handle downloaded shows they should have pulled out all of the stops and gone for worldwide releases. Instead they hold out for better deals of whatever, but lose viewers. Especially here in the UK where they try to crowbar shows into an earlier timeslot to get more ratings - and cut (or drop - BBC dropped the Quantum Leap episode "Shock Theater" from re-runs as although it was fine for the 9pm airing it didn't work for their 6pm re-runs) the episodes to make them suitable for that timeslot.
      Strangely enough people don't like waiting a year or more to get a cut-up episode, or one run out of order.

      And (apart from possibly the cutting aspect) I'm pretty sure that US fans of UK shows feel similar to how some of us Brits feel about US shows. In this "new" world of instant information "Last Year's Episodes" just don't cut it anymore.

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  30. The TV industry failing to adapt by gspr · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This is such a good example of a current gigantic industry failing to adapt to the new world. Take for instance the exceptionally good (well, for TV these days, anyway) series LOST. It airs at a specific time each week, meaning I would have to be at a specific location, namely in front of my television, at that time each week in order to follow the series. That's a lot to demand when you're really busy. Instead, I have been downloading the series from the Internet, so that I can see the episodes whenever I have time and feel like it.
    Now, what the industry needs to grasp is that if they provided me a service with:
    • Fast download speeds
    • No DRM
    • Open format video
    • Acceptable price
    , then I would USE IT instead of getting the episodes using BitTorrent without paying for them.

    I am not downloading the series because I am cheap, I am downloading the series because of the flexibility it gives me. This is something the TV industry can EXPLOIT to earn money. The Internet will not kill the TV industry, as long as the TV industry understands that it needs to adapt.
    1. Re:The TV industry failing to adapt by s7uar7 · · Score: 4, Informative

      meaning I would have to be at a specific location, namely in front of my television, at that time each week in order to follow the series

      Did video recorders somehow pass you by?

    2. Re:The TV industry failing to adapt by nrosier · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did video recorders somehow pass you by?

      I live in Belgium and built my own PVR. The biggest problems recording shows over here:

      - getting decent program information (no XMLTV service available so you have to use a grabber and the information isn't always accurate)
      - most stations decide on the fly to change their schedule/programming because of sport-events and other stuff
      - most channels have no notion of starting on time so I have to program the PVR to start recording 5 minutes before the indicated time and record for an extra 10 minutes afterwards.... and still you get shows that aren't recorded completely.

      As the original poster said; it's all about convenience. I can watch 1h worth of live TV in 2/3rds of the time when it suits me. I usually get home late from work so it saves me time and allows me to watch when I can.

    3. Re:The TV industry failing to adapt by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did video recorders somehow pass you by?

      The Internet is my TiVO.

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  31. Re:TV Tax by Kjella · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have no idea whether it is due to lazyness (being used to reading subs), actual language problems or unfamiliarity with accents and vocabulary I have no idea. However it is a rather large issue.

    Mostly the "effort". Not that it is difficult, but most people want to sit down in front of the TV and relax and be entertained. I can quite well understand subless Norwegian (native, doh), English and German, already as a teen. I only really "broke off" from subs after spending a year in Germany when I was 23, where naturally there weren't any Norwegian subs on anything (but I managed to get away from the German dubs though - yuck).

    I can't really explain it - I would have been able to translate it just as well as a task before that too, but for it to come effortlessly, to be able to tune in and listen to English (and sometimes German, but that is still an effort) as if it were Norwegian, that took some getting used to. Now that I do, I much prefer it this way though. By concentrating on the voice, you hear so much more of the tone and incantation. That, and that certain translators should be flogged.

    Kjella

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  32. TV downloads? by kTag · · Score: 2, Funny

    What? They are downloading their TV?
    Jesus, we are quite behind in France, we still have to go and buy these damn TV from Darty!!

  33. Ahh reality TV in other timezones... by chrispl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I will never forget the hot Florida summer my girlfriend and I spent indoors hooked watching British and Australian Big Brother... I'm not kidding, I downloaded about 40 GB worth a month off of usenet as it was posted, quite fun to keep track of with the time differences. Marco should have won.

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  34. Re:TV Tax by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, I would imagine that the TV license is indirectly responsible for a lot of TV downloading. The TV license funds the BBC, and the BBC produce programs without advertising. This means British people are used to being able to watch quality programming without advertising - something that you can get from the Internet but not from most other channels. BitTorrent can be used as a time-shifting mechanism for programmes on channels like Sky One (15 minutes of adverts every hour! Who has time to watch that much?) which strips out the adverts - much like a TiVo. Used in this way, the legality is very close to the border line. It would need to be tested in court, but I think it would stand up.

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  35. Sarcasm? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 2, Informative
    "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women."

    Well, there's chicken tikka masala, no hurricanes or tornadoes, and Keira Knightley. So maybe the /. eds aren't being sarcastic after all.

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  36. BBC & DVDs...you are slightly mistaken... by lxt · · Score: 4, Informative

    "So I say, I paid for it already, give it to me. I think it is legal for me to download the prisoner DVD rips (I have never seen this show, I want to) because I pay the license fees already."

    You're a bit off the mark there - The Prisoner was not a BBC show. It was an ITC show, produced for Channel 3 (or whatever it was called then). It was nothing, repeat nothing, to do with the licence fee. If you actually bothered to look at the DVD box, you'd have noticed it was published by Carlton, not the BBC. So do you still think it's legal?

    Increasingly, the BBC isn't publishing the DVDs - another company is. Take the Spooks (or MI-6, as it's called in the US) DVDs - they're published not by the BBC, but by the production company (Kudos), who get all the money.

    And to be honest, I think some of the BBC dvds are very well priced - take the Red Dwarf DVDs, which retail for about £11 on Amazon for an entire season. I debate you pay "over the odds" for BBC DVDs - I think you pay the same as DVDs produced by any other company or studio.

    You do raise some valid points though:

    "So I say, I paid for it already, give it to me."

    If you read the news, you'd see that's what the BBC want to do. It's even been posted on Slashdot before, for God's sake. The BBC actually WANTS you to be able to download TV shows and radio shows they produce for free. They're investing in P2P technology to try and make it possible. The thing stopping them is actually the issue of repeat fees for writers / producers etc.

    "BBC make enough money to either a) scrap tv license or b) give us cheaper DVD's."

    The TV license doesn't just pay for TV though...it pays for commercial free radio, one of the most popular internet sites in the world, educational programs and resources, transmission infrastructure, high tech R&D, etc. The DVDs the BBC produce are typically cheaper than other DVDs anyway, or at least around the same price.

    "Most people spend more on BBC DVD's than they do on licenses nowwadays (only takes one or two Christmas prezzies of the office to do that)."

    Erm. Let me see. Seasons 1 and 2 of The Office cost £15 on Amazon. £15. For 2 seasons. The licence fee is around £115. 15 x 2 doesn't = 115.

    Perhaps you'd be interested in what the BBC actually spends the money on - they are accountable for it after all. See the website below:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/info/licencefee/

    So what's your problem?

    1. Re:BBC & DVDs...you are slightly mistaken... by walkern · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's also worth noting, in defence of the license fee, that many programs for the BBC contain plenty of rights issues outside the scope of the BBC. It's all well-and-good to assume that the Beeb's output is entirely paid for and OK to redistribute yourself, but it is usually riddled with considerations like "is that top 40 single playing in the background of this piece licensed for redistribution on the internet?"

      The Beeb paid for it to be in the show, but probably not to be strewn across bittorrent! Not that it's particularly my concern, but it doesn't legitimise or legalise anyone's p2p use of BBC material.

      Also of consideration is that the license fee is subsidised by sales of DVDs at whatever price. Loss of sale of BBC programs on DVD will directly affect the cost of the TV license (though, not by a lot - profits from the BBC commercial arm make up only a small part of the overall financial picture.)

      There is hope on the horizon though:

      -- http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/sto ries/2004/05_may/26/creative_archive.shtml

      The BBC Creative Archive is looking to open the BBC archive under creative commons licensing. That will ROCK.

      There's something else cool coming out this year from the bbc website, too, but I can't find a link to it so I should wait until I can!

  37. As a Brtitsh ex pat... by ayjay29 · · Score: 4, Informative

    As a Brtitsh ex pat I must be contributing to that statistic somewhat. I'm really missing BBC, and Channel 4, Phoenix Nights, Father Ted, and a load of good documentories and stuff. Thanks to BitTorrent, and a DIVX campatible DVD player (i recommend one of those), I am getting my fix again. (Check out "The Power Of Nightmares, The Rise Of The Politics Of Fear" fro example, I don't think this will be aired in the US in a hurry...)

    I'd be more than happy to pay the BBC licence fee, and watch UK-TV legally here in Sweden, but it's not possible. I can't get it through my cable provider, or over the net.

    Channel 4 have a broadband service you can subscribe to, unfortunatly it's not available outside the UK.

    The only way to get access to most Brittish TV is via BitTorrent, and the networks can't be loosing too much revenue as they are not provising a service to compete with the illegal downloads. I hope they get their act together soon, I'd much prefer to pay and see the stuff when it's aired.

    As for UK leading the world for downloads, what do you expect US TV is crap! We produced this and this, you guys produced this and this.

    I WANT MY, I WANT MY, I WANT MY BBC

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  38. piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    However, according to a story on the Guardian, a new study puts the UK ahead in one more category: it leads the world in TV piracy,

    Boys and girls, remember that every time you use the word "piracy" in this context you are guilty of newspeak. The people who want the public to use these words have a political agenda. The **AA want you to associate not for profit copying with attacking ships and murdering people.

  39. Re:plantation laws keep Ameri-sheeple in chains by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe the Aussies and Brits are not subject to a draconian legal system designed to control the common man for the benefit of the wealthy?

    I (UK resident) discussed this with a friend, a US citizen, resident in the UK, recently. The US legal system is based on the English legal system, but has obviously diverged over time (just as the Canadian, Australian, New Zealand etc legal systems aren't exact replicas of England's). My friend suggested that, from his experience, the practical difference between the two systems was that the US has comparatively less law, but those laws it does have are upheld. Britain, by contrast, has more laws, but those laws aren't necessarily enforced. I can't comment myself as to US law; but certainly the UK does seem to be full of laws that are rarely, if ever, enforced.

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  40. Re:known for beautiful women?? by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny

    But a good british accent can be sexy on a woman...

    Anyone download the Queen's Christmas Speech?

  41. Re:License Fee by s7uar7 · · Score: 2, Informative

    £55? A colour TV license is £121/year, a black and white £40.50 - details here.

  42. Porn on slashdot - on topic even! by StormyWeather · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not often I get to link porn to slashdot and be on topic!

    I call shenanigans on the ugly british chick thing.

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  43. Climate has improved now people drive 4x4s by evilandi · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'll have you know that the British climate has improved dramatically since Americans started driving 10-mile-a-gallon SUVs.

    It hits 100F pretty much every year nowadays.

    Global warming may be turning Africa, Asia and the Mediterranean into arrid deserts, but... actually, now I come to think of it, some silver linings don't have a cloud! (Disclaimer: I'm British and drive a 4x4... albeit only a 1.3 litre, and I live next to a farm)

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    1. Re:Climate has improved now people drive 4x4s by R.Caley · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'll have you know that the British climate has improved dramatically since Americans started driving 10-mile-a-gallon SUVs.

      Unfortunatly, the consensus seems to be that global warming will likely result in the UK reverting to the climate you'd expect at this latitude. Think Moscow, Labrador, the Alaskan pan-handle, then warm them just a little from now.

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  44. Re:Britain TV is a bit different. by ChrisJones · · Score: 5, Informative

    We only pay for the BBC via taxes, which provides two channels on terrestrial analogue TV, about 7 on terrestrial digital and the same on satellite/cable.
    The rest of the broadcasters in this country are paid for by commercials, spread through the programs at ~15 minute intervals. They are far less intrusive than US ads and we never do things like run the credits, go to a break, come back to the show, break five minutes later, bit more show, ads, then roll the end credits ;)

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  45. Re:TV Tax by iainl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just to put how pitifully cheap the TV License is:

    Last year, in amongst all those other hours of great television, the best radio in the world, and one of the most important news sites on the net, we had all the Euro 2004 football matches screened. With no adverts and excellent commentary.

    It actually cost my friend in the US MORE MONEY, even given the fact that the dollar is worthless right now, just to watch the matches on pay-per-view, with a really, really crap commentary.

    So anyone who likes football (and that's a fairly huge number in the UK) should consider everything else their TV license funded last year as effectively a free bonus.

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  46. Re:UK TV Licenses by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Informative

    They still knock on your door to ask you why you don't have a licence even though you don't have a TV. It's happened to me in the past. Either their detection is rubbish or their administration is rubbish.

  47. Typo in the article by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 2, Funny
    Shouldn't that be "London leads the world in TV downloads"?

    Rich.

  48. Except Sky by ThreeDayMonk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You obviously haven't watched Sky then. They place adverts right after the opening titles, exactly as you describe US TV. In fact, Sky One has more ads than the UK free-to-air channels, and yet you have to pay a monthly fee to view it. It's a nice deal for Murdoch, I suppose...

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  49. It's had an impact already by chman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The TV companies have made a noticable improvement in getting American shows over here in the UK earlier. The Simpsons is now often shown on the Sunday after it is shown in the US, although Fox's annoying random breaks cause it to bump around a lot. Episode 5 of 24 is on next Monday, the CSI family of programs have all started new series (I think), and Battlestar Galactica was shown here first. So it seems like this TV 'piracy' has actually made the companies involved change their ways and give us what we want. It's obviously not the best way to instigate change (as it is still breaking some law/s, I assume), but it seems to have been very effective.

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  50. Personal experience by ThreeDayMonk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm a native English speaker, and I also speak Japanese and French fairly well. I can and have watched films in those languages without subtitles. However, watching with subtitles is easier.

    It's not entirely a matter of laziness, although it is definitely easier work to watch something in your first language - it's less mental effort and more relaxing as entertainment.

    Even if you can speak a language well in everyday two-way situations, the one-way nature of TV and film means that you lack the feedback loop that allows two people to find a mutually comprehensible vocabulary when talking. When watching foreign-language material, it's very easy, having missed one important word, to lose the thread of a scene. Being able to glance down at the subtitles for reinforcement and correction really helps.

    Frankly, I like watching English stuff with subtitles on as well, so that I can check on misheard or confused dialogue. But I might just be weird that way.

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  51. Who'd've guessed? by ignavus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So ... English speaking countries that get second class treatment from the media companies take the matter into their own hands by downloading behind the bloated backs of those media companies.

    To borrow a phrase: the market treats restrictions as damage and routes around them. I call "market failure" - or rather, the failure of government intervention in the form of artificial monopolies and de-facto cartels. Britain and Australia download, because the market isn't serving them - it expects consumers to serve the corporations' own fantasies of total control.

    The state should let the media companies adapt or perish. THAT is capitalism. Not the fascist state of play in which the government props up corporate monopolies and acts as the corporate policeman. Imagine if carriage builders had been able to block the use of any vehicle that didn't use a horse ... why does a free nation ALLOW stupid things like region encoding: it is a complete restraint on free and fair trade, a profit maintenance scheme. Why should $1 of taxpayers' money going into upholding or policing such a anti-consumer scheme?

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  52. Re:American TV by dhart · · Score: 2, Informative

    Okay, you monster-modding idiots, the post above is supposed to be *funny*! Flamebait!? Just how uptight and insecure can you get? The baby jebus wept, already.

    As an American living in Sydney, I just don't understand the download thing, because we get plenty of sh*t American TV free-to-air, and even more on the 20 bazillion channels on Foxtel Digital Cable (the most advanced digital TV network in the world, BTW, used to deliver mostly sh*t American TV downunder!)

  53. Easy solution to this one by ItsIllak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you consider the following.

    1/ The US networks insist on giving us shows AT LEAST 8 or 9 weeks behind them.

    2/ Some are then subject to the whim of Sky's programming schedule (Alias for instance has been hopping time and channel since it's inception).

    3/ Some don't, or may not make it over here at all (not seen any word on Lost yet?

    So, how about a brave new world for the networks? Start up their own bittorrent site. Allow the international TV stations to buy shows to be shown 5 days behind the US broadcast, then after a week seed them for general download. The bonus? They can leave the adverts IN! It would mean a new sales model for them (selling adverts at the BT site point), but it would also mean a new revenue stream. It should't affect thier ability to sell the repeats as there's little difference (and BT would not likely be mass market for a while).

    If any TV execs are listening, I'd be happy to quote to manage the service for you!

  54. Re:TV Tax by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you callin' me insignificant 'cos I is black?

  55. Re:Food, Weather, Women, Beer, and Teeth! by funkydom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Americans don't have free dental care like we do in the U.K. Therefore the condition of teeth becomes an indication of wealth (and status). E.g. if you're poor you can't afford to have nice teeth.

    While us Brits don't have this association, so its not AS important to make your teeth look perfect..

    Thats my theory anyway.

  56. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

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  57. Re:Makes a bit of sense. - content origin by podmf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It would be interesting to see a breakdown of content by origin.

    I suspect a much higher proportion of the content is uk originated and older than many of our American cousins would think.

    Sure, the lag between US and UK airing of big new shows is important, but the UK has a huge back catalogue of high quality indigenous content.

    The blessed BBC and our private sector public service broadcasters have decades' worth of timeless gems sitting in their archives.

    Only a very tiny proportion of this back catalogue is actually aired, mainly due to licencing deals with subscription based digital channels.

    As a consequence there is significant demand for downloaded DVD rips of series from the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s, that haven't been seen on free-to-air TV for decades. The first re-showing of "The Prisoner" for ages and the recent revival of Doctor Who are indicators of this demand.

  58. Re:UK TV Licenses by DJCF · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the past they used detection vehicles, which tune in to a specific frequency that is automaticly output by all TVs, by a device that is called the local oscillator. It's then a simple matter to cross-refference "Houses With a TV", with "Houses Paying TV Liscence Tax". The ones that arenn't paying tax get a visit...

    That was in the past. Nowadays it's simpler, quicker, and cheaper to check all a list of all homes in the UK against homes with a TV liscence. If you don't have a licence, you're suspected of dodging the licence fee. This isn't actually too harsh, as every single person I know has a TV. (Do you know anyone who doesn't?)

    You don't have to pay the fee, though, especially if you dont have a TV. If you do have a TV set but use it for games, or for DVDs, you don't need a licence either.

    http://www.tvlicensing.biz is a very good resource for more infomation. If you do find yourself in a situation where you have to deal with the TVLA, contact the Citizen's Advice Bureau, as they will provide much better advice than slashdot, or the Net.

    Wanna know what I think? 50p a day for one of the world's best public TV services really isn't bad. Add that to the other BBC projects such as their massive website and their radio services, and their intitiative to digitise their archives and make them available for viewing... it's one of the few things that makes me proud to be British...

  59. BBC to offer TV-on-demand over the internet by Gord · · Score: 3, Informative

    The BBC is planning to offer a TV on demand service over the internet blogcritics.org article.

    They are working to introduce a service where the last 7 days of shows are available for download in a similar fasion to their online radio player.

    Additionally they are hoping to introduce a service where archive content is also available for download, featuring old shows that no longer have the same broadcast restrictions as recent content.

    TV on demand is already available through networks such as HomeChoice which offer both recent archive (spaced, black books etc..) content and some of the shows broadcast in the last 7 days (from EastEnders to 'The Sky At Night'), all provided over a ADSL/LLU network.

    To me, all this suggest that the BBC is looking to embrace the new delivery technologies now available. I wouldn't be surpried if they found articles like this Guardian piece to be encouraging, in indiating the public's desire to adopt more flexible viewing choices.

  60. Brilliant. by i41Overlord · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Point out how stereotypes are bad, then proceed to cast your own stereotype about Americans. Brilliant.

    One guy wrote that article, there's no need to offend the other 280 million people living here.

    I went to England last year and I liked it. Didn't meet too many people like you.

  61. Hardly Surpising, Ye Landlubbers by mynameismonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean come on, we practically wrote the book on piracy. Black Bart, Blackbeard, Chris Condent, Calico Jack, Henry Morgan for chrissakes. Hell you could add Francis Drake to the list, the Spanish wouldn't argue.

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  62. Obligatory response by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The term "piracy" has been used to refer to this sort of activity since well before the **AA existed. This meaning is listed in every dictionary I own, and has been for years. In fact, from the Online Etymology Dictionary entry for "pirate":

    Meaning "one who takes another's work without permission" first recorded 1701; sense of "unlicensed radio broadcaster" is from 1913.

    It's sad how many people on Slashdot seem to accept compaints about using "piracy" or "theft" for copyright infringement as a substitute for informed, logical argument. Ironically, perhaps the biggest offender in the "not quite what the word really means" stakes is the FSF's use of "free", but few people ever object to that.

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  63. Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by midifarm · · Score: 2, Informative
    First of get your examples straight...

    Your first example is of Catherine Zeta-Jones, she's Welsh not British.

    The second is Thandie Newton, while her father was British, she's Zambian and her mother was the princess of Zimbabwe.

    The third I'm not familiar with.

    Elizabeth Taylor, while BORN in England, is painfully American. Both parents were from St Louis and she only resided in the UK for seven years.

    Your only true correct example is Elizabeth Hurley.

    I think you're leaving out the fabulous Bond girls that were English. I'm not sure of all their names, but you could've researched your torts much better.

    Peace

    1. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by trash+eighty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      funny, and here was me thinking that wales was a part of the british isles

    2. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by ifwm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ask the Welsh if they're British.

    3. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful
      she's Welsh not British
      I'm sure I'm only one of several million that'll point this out, but being Welsh, not British, is like being Californian, not American.

      You upset a lot of Welsh people when you say they're not British almost as much as you upset them if you say they're English.

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    4. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Omni-Cognate · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wales is part of the United Kingom. If you were born in the UK before 1983, you are British. (There are some extra requirements if you were born after 1983.)

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    5. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by mickyflynn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      only because the Welsh WERE the Britons before the Saxons came. Wales comes from the Anglo-Saxon (old English) word walash, meaning a "foreigner", so calling them Welsh is more of an insult than calling them british. But i'm a Paddy, so what do I know.

    6. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ask the Welsh if they're British.

      Better yet, ask them that in Welsh. They'll probably ask you to repeat it in English.

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    7. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by rs79 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your only true correct example is Elizabeth Hurley.

      Uh, she's Welsh. My dad knocked up her mum on the sly; we Welsh are like that. Besides, everyone knows all English men ae really homosexuals that prefer caning young boys.

      Ok I'm exagerating. It's just the men in politics and that work for the BBC.

      God knows how many half brothers and sisters I have.

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  64. Wow, they're further along than I thought by mwood · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those clever Brit.s have figured out how to download televisions? I still have to lug them home physically.

  65. Show Producers WAKE UP! by fatgeekuk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You no longer need the TV companies to distribution your shows...

    I would quite happily download AND WATCH shows that contained adverts from the internet.

    THINK about it... why bother getting a bad quality rip of a TV show SOMETIMES if you can go to the studios website and download a show for free.

    The Studio could sell advert space in the downloads.

    I would have no problem watching an advert or two.

    Current TV shows are 40 minutes long repending on 20 minutes of adverts to fill up the 1hour slot.

    Why not make 40minute shows with 10 minutes of advertising (you will not have the overheads to support of one of the networks!)

    but for heavens sake do NOT try to force us to watch the adverts... we don't have to do that now (simply using a VCR and forwarding through adverts, or just going out to make a cup of tea)

    surely theres a businessman out there with some nouse...

  66. The Only Thing Wrong With The UK by CraftyUK · · Score: 2

    ..Is its *far* too close to France.

  67. A view from a Mexican... by xtracto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well , I am a Mexican who recently moved to Liverpool UK. Now for my experience living here (about 6 months) I must tell I found the following:

    1. Women are pretty, yep at least I can say that the "average" woman is prettier than in Mexico, I may generalize the UK woman as: "if its not fat, its good" but I am just talking about AVERAGES.

    2. The food, well it really sucks from my point of view. The only thing I eat are Pizza (Italian?), Kebabs (India??), Hamburgers (USA?) Fries (???) and English Breakfast (now I eat this, and I think is the best thing they have as a dish...).

    I have tried something called Bovril (and Marmite), and it tastes Terribly Bad in the bread... it tastes better as an infusion...

    As for salaries, I have seen at least for computing seem to be fine (again, comparing from Mexico so... it may not be even).

    3. The ppl here is of course colder than in Mexico, and I think that girls are kind of dumb (the average-standard). Someone told me that he bought (in UK) an Atlas of Europe in order to help him traveling when he was in vacation in UK, and, his surprise was that the atlas didn't included UK!!! (so as if UK was not part of Europe for English...)

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  68. Why the UK? by Michael+A.+Lowry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It makes sense that the U.K. tops the list of TV downloads. Most of the TV programs downloaded are produced in the U.S. The U.K. is a populous country of people whose culture and language are largely similar to the U.S. Most of the TV programs downloaded are not available in the U.K., or are if they are available, they're aired in the U.K. later than in the U.S., or and only on premium satellite or cable networks.

  69. Without a Country I by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Interesting
    What follows is one representative newspaper account of the strange story of Merhan Karimi Nasseri, a man without country, trapped by his lack of papers in Charles De Gaulle Airport in Paris, France, since 26 August 1988:

    He could be any passenger waiting for a flight, sitting patiently on a red plastic bench in Charles de Gaulle Airport's Terminal One, luggage piled neatly by his side.

    He sips a cup of hot chocolate and scans the crowd, occasionally cocking his head to listen to the airport announcements. He peruses a book, Hillary Rodham Clinton's "It Takes a Village."

    But Merhan Karimi Nasseri is going nowhere. He has been waiting for a flight out of France, he says, for 10 years.

    Nasseri was expelled from Iran a decade ago for his political views. Through a series of fateful missteps, he landed here without any documents. Since then, Europe's increasingly stiff stance toward refugees and his fragile mental state have kept him at the airport here in legal limbo.

    His is a story of broken hopes and bureaucracy, of a trip across Europe in search of a homeland that became a journey into mental chaos and despair. And it is a story of a man who has searched for his family, only to find an adopted one here, at Charles de Gaulle.

    "He's like a part of the airport. Everyone knows him," says Muhamed Mourrid, the manager of the Bye Bye Bar, pointing to the spot where Nasseri, 47, has lived for a decade. "That's his table, his chair, his place." Adds Marise Petry, a Lufthansa clerk, "He's one of us. We even get letters for him."

    Among the annals of horrific refugee tales, Nasseri's story is remarkable for its pathos and complexity. It begins in Iran in 1977, when Nasseri, fresh from studying in England, was expelled for protesting against the shah. His expulsion left him without a passport.

    Nasseri came to Europe. He bounced from capital to capital, applying for refugee status and being refused, again and again, for nearly four years. In 1981, his request for political asylum from Iran was finally granted by the United Nations High Commission for Refugees in Belgium.

    That decision gave him refugee credentials, which in turn allowed him to seek citizenship in a European country. The son of an Iranian and a Briton, Nasseri decided in 1986 on England with the hope of finding relatives there.

    He got as far as Paris, where in 1988 his briefcase containing his refugee documents was stolen in a train station.

    Nasseri boarded a plane for London anyway. But when officials at Heathrow Airport found he had no passport, they sent him back to Charles de Gaulle. At first, the French police arrested him for illegal entry. But as Nasseri had no documents, there was no country of origin to which he could be deported.

    So he took up residence in Terminal One. From its circular confines, he and his attorney, the Paris-based human rights lawyer Christian Bourget, battled to define his status and send him to London. In 1992, a French court finally ruled that Nasseri had entered the airport legally as a refugee and could not be expelled from it.

    But the court could not force the French government to allow him out of the airport onto French soil. In fact, Bourget said, French authorities refused to give Nasseri either a refugee or transit visa. "It was pure bureaucracy," said the lawyer. French immigration authorities have no comment on the case.

    Bourget and Nasseri then focused on Belgium, where they hoped to reclaim Nasseri's original refugee documents. But Belgian refugee officials refused to mail them to him in France. They argued that Nasseri had to present himself in person so that they could be sure he was the same man to whom they had granted political asylum years before.

    But, inexplicably, the Belgian government refused at that point to allow Nasseri to return there. And under Belgian law, a refugee who voluntarily leaves a country that has accepted him cannot return.

    In 1995, the Belgian government finally told Nasseri th

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