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Microbes Alive After Being Frozen for 32,000 Years

An anonymous reader writes "LiveScience is reporting on a new type of bacteria that after being frozen 32,000 years in the Arctic was ready to swim, eat and multiply instantly upon being thawed. Researchers are excited because they're the sort of microbes that might thrive in the ice sea announced on Mars yesterday. The instant revival abilities mean a future mission, if it found anything on Mars, could conceivably culture it and bring it back alive. Maybe NASA could market them as Martian Sea Monkeys."

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  1. We're all dead!! by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hasn't anyone ever read Andromeda?? Don't thaw them out!!

    1. Re:We're all dead!! by Mr.+Capris · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry, by the third mutation or so it stops killing you and only erodes rubber...although it could go back any time now...

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    2. Re:We're all dead!! by hexium · · Score: 5, Funny

      Opening Slashdot today, I quickly scanned over the articles and saw "Microsoft Alive After Being Frozen for 32,000 Years".

    3. Re:We're all dead!! by antic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, 29995 BC called. It wants its microbes back.

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    4. Re:We're all dead!! by 0111+1110 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Our immune systems are pretty versatile. If the alien microbes are so different from our own that it makes our immune systems useless then it will probably be too foreign to do anything to us. How often have you caught a cold from your dog? Those microbes would have evolved to attack other kinds of animals. They would most likely be harmless to us.

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    5. Re:We're all dead!! by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fair point but absolute worse case, amazing odds against it, scenario.

      This thing might be able to survive in our current environment and might be compatible enough with us to cause us a problem and we might not be able to evolve resistance to it.

      That's a lot of mights.

      I agree that we shouldn't just bring a bucket of microbes back, dump them in the garden and see what happens, but if brought back and studied under careful conditions, there should be minimal risk. We already study some pretty nasty substances and organisms quite safely.

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    6. Re:We're all dead!! by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good to know I wasn't the only one. I thought maybe Longhorn got a release date. If so, it is ahead of schedule.

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    7. Re:We're all dead!! by skids · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This ain't no laughing matter. Environmental change is
      reviving old diseases left and right.

    8. Re:We're all dead!! by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lot of worry over nothing. Fact is, a lot of martian rock ends up on earth, and some earth rock ends up on mars.
      This has happened often enough that it wouldn't be surprising to find that martian life was an awful lot like life here on earth.

      Heck, there was an interesting discussion on the Mars Society lists about this a while back. With some off-the-cuff calculations of escape velocities, ejecta from planets due to impacts and outer bounds for bacterial spores survivals here on earth - even (especially?) in the frigid extremes of space - of 25 million or so, we were figuring bacteria could easily travel interstellar distances once they got past the odds against having been shot in the right direction.

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  2. Mmm... microbe babes! by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 5, Funny
    "bacteria that after being frozen 32,000 years in the Arctic was ready to swim, eat and multiply instantly upon being thawed.

    Wouldn't you be ready to eat and, uh, multiply if you had been without for 32,000 years?

  3. Fark headline? by Renraku · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can imagine the fark headline in a few years.

    NASA scientists market Martian microbes as 'Martian sea monkies'. Hilarity ensues.

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    1. Re:Fark headline? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think the notorious "What could possibly go wrong?" tagline might be more appropriate :)

  4. Hmm,... by Fjornir · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Researchers are excited because they're the sort of microbes that might thrive in the ice sea announced on Mars yesterday Yeah, if the likely problems of salt in the martian see can be solved for these critters, maybe.

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    1. Re:Hmm,... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "There can't be life on Earth, there's too much oxygen there"

      Martian Chronicles

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  5. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The number of years isn't rounded to 32,768? And you call this a geek site?

  6. I, for one,... by bcrowell · · Score: 5, Interesting
    welcome our new Martian bacterial overlords!

    But seriously, discovering unicellular life on Mars would be the greatest scientific discovery of the last 200 years, and if it's there, we could do it very cheaply with an uncrewed sample return mission, using present-day technology. It's too bad that the average taxpayer thinks germs from another planet just don't sound very interesting.

    1. Re:I, for one,... by syphax · · Score: 4, Insightful


      But seriously, discovering unicellular life on Mars would be the greatest scientific discovery of the last 200 years.


      I suppose it depends how you define scientific discovery, but I'll stick with, I don't know, let's say the general theory of relativity. That theory (I'd call it a discovery) has pretty profound implications about the nature of our universe. On the other hand, Mars is just the next rock over; I wouldn't find it all that shocking if life were found there (although it would certainly raise some interesting questions).

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    2. Re:I, for one,... by rhizome · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >But seriously, discovering unicellular life on Mars would be the
      >greatest scientific discovery of the last 200 years

      I think it's impact would be much greater on the theological world than the scientific.

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    3. Re:I, for one,... by TWX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "...I wouldn't find it all that shocking if life were found there (although it would certainly raise some interesting questions)."

      You're probably not a religious fundamentalist either. Remember, the vast majority of the religions on the planet make Earth out to be something special in "all of God's work", and challenging that with something like, "Life has come to be elsewhere without spawning from Earth" would be a real problem for many religions, assuming that the message about life spawning managed to reach the people in these congregations.

      If religious leaders condemn it they could advocate open violence against anyone spreading the knowledge or believing it. Since there are a LOT of people who fall into the Fundamentalist category or are influenced by them this could have really nasty ramifications.

      Most people can't handle a major change in their world view.

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    4. Re:I, for one,... by grasshoppa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most people are idiots.

      And I have proof: Look at human history.

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    5. Re:I, for one,... by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To hell with religion, the impact on the life sciences is what we're talking about. The effect of having a completely different organism to study would be phenomonal. Of course, if it turns out that earth was seeded by metorites thrown up from mars (or visa-versa) the effect will not be so great. Of course, now that I mention that I've given the religous a way to save their creationist theories.

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    6. Re:I, for one,... by peccary · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think it would shake the theological world nearly as much as the discovery of intelligent life in the New World did. Christianity survived that one relatively unscathed, save for the invention of a new sect and a sci-fi TV series. I'm sure that it won't struggle too much with Martian microbes. After all, the Genesis account only says that God created life on Earth, it doesn't rule out the possibility that he might have created life somewhere else as well.

      Buddhism, Shinto, Taoism, and Wicca couldn't care less.

      Judaism and Islam share the same creation myth as Christianity, but their adherents don't seem to have quite so much invested in it, so I doubt they would blink.

    7. Re:I, for one,... by Shambhu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was wondering the same thing. How clean could you get a lander? You could carry the lander inside the craft proper, in a 'sealed' chamber. The chamber and the lander would have been as sterilized as possible. And then, if the lander was well-equiped enough, you could warm the sample up and study it right on the Martian surface.

      Is anyone here qualified to say how clean we could guarantee the lander and its chamber would be? Disregard the technical complexities of the rest of the mission.

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    8. Re:I, for one,... by salemlb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Religious fundamentalists will have no trouble with this one. The will be, something along the lines of... "See? We TOLD you life had to be created! How else can you explain something that you can't even do in a laboratory appearing in TWO different places! All this time you've been saying life is rare, and shuckey-durn, we were right all along when we said GOD could make it when, where, and how he pleased." The ones having trouble will likely be the biologists and biochemists... who will now be likely to have yet another chemistry that resulted in life to attempt to explain. The inability to explain the formation of life is the greatest failure of science today... and life on Mars likely will only make that more obvious.

    9. Re:I, for one,... by Queer+Boy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If religious leaders condemn it they could advocate open violence against anyone spreading the knowledge or believing it. Since there are a LOT of people who fall into the Fundamentalist category or are influenced by them this could have really nasty ramifications.

      I think you're speaking from a very US-centric view. There are very few people outside the US that fall into the sort of "fundamentalist" category that you are describing. There's nothing in the Torah or Koran that says that there's only life on Earth and that Earth is special. To the best of my knowledge there's nothing in the Bible to that effect, either.

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    10. Re:I, for one,... by Flavio · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Please explain how extraterrestrial life contradicts theology from the world's major religions.

      Christianity certainly makes humans special, but in no way precludes the existence of other extraordinary mortal creatures. Doing so would actually be inconsistent, since the scriptures mention other special creatures (angels and demons) which don't exist exclusively on Earth.

      Therefore, even intelligent extraterrestrial life wouldn't pose a threat to Christian theology. Since Mars is expected (at best) to harbor bacterial life, there's no point in having this discussion.

      It seems like you're trying to find reasons to condemn religion, but this certainly isn't one. Atheism is the most fashionable belief, but in the end it just rejects every concrete point of view without actually explaining anything.

      In the interest of fairness, try to be more open minded and less prejudiced.

    11. Re:I, for one,... by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well,With any luck SETI would overhear a fleet of warships are headed our way in the next 300 years or so.Then we could stop killing each other over stupidity and join together to get out there and kick ass.Just like us and the soviets in WW2 nothing gets us to band together like a common enemy.Sad but true.

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    12. Re:I, for one,... by cmallinson · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I personally would prefer that such missions be financed voluntarily by people who do find them interesting and valuable. Ditto for the arts.

      So research should only be done to satisfy the interests of the wealthy and/or Wal-Mart?

    13. Re:I, for one,... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not really.

      Being an idiots increases your odds of being in the history books by a hundred times, as does being powerful. The few, the proud, the Idiotic Powerful are the ones that end up in history books, as opposed to the millions of froods that just had enough power to get by.

    14. Re:I, for one,... by kamapuaa · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I don't really understand how you're taken seriously, when you're obviously much more a zealot than any religious person I've ever met. Christianity doesn't have a stance on life on other worlds, although the Catholic church says it's a possibility. Mormons specifically believe in other populated worlds. Muslims believe God created other worlds. Many forms of Buddhism and Hinduism believe in parallel worlds. Scientologists believe in Zetans or some shit.

      Considering it was formerly a commonplace view that other planets were populated, how would it even make sense for religions to be fundamentally opposed to the concept?

      Can you please name a single religion with a dogma that specifically condemns the possibility of life on other worlds? Or are you just blindly opposed to religion?

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    15. Re:I, for one,... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you will have to admit you are also an aethist before you go accusing other people of being close minded and prejudiced.

      The problem with Christianity and all other religious beliefs is that they have no basis in any kind of facts or evidence and are therefore perfectly capable of changing to suit any situation.

      We should listen to what Christian Theology has to say about life elsewhere with exactly the same weight as listening to the trilling of nightingales to tell us about life elsewhere since both are equally meaningless.

    16. Re:I, for one,... by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We can certainly explain it. Like the Big Bang, it's reproducing the experiment that is proving to be the problem...

    17. Re:I, for one,... by Cat_Byte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think its mainly ppl looking for a reason to hate religion that make that assumption though. Yes there are some that believe we are the only ones...but it did say God created the heavens AND the earth. Never said the heavens didn't have other civilizations or life. We have oceans separating continents on this planet...same as having space between planets for other areas for life. It all fits.

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  7. strange meaning for "new" by muqo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    LiveScience is reporting on a new type of bacteria that after being frozen 32,000 .... yeah, new... only 32 Kyears...

  8. tardigrada by tardigrades · · Score: 5, Interesting

    tardigrades are way cooler http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrada

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    1. Re:tardigrada by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How long can they survive in this natural "near suspended animation"?

  9. Uh oh... by nebaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's Encino Paramecium

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  10. Honest Question by mdiep · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Really, I'm just wondering: how do they know the microbes were frozen for 32 000 years?

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    1. Re:Honest Question by Mr.+Capris · · Score: 2, Informative

      Prolly by guessing the age of the ice it was found in...based on strata, isotope dating (if possible)

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    2. Re:Honest Question by pronobozo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Doesn't say in the article how they knew but I do know that in some instances, they track the layers in ice/snow from each years snow fall.

      They can find out a lot of information because water and pollutants can travel all around the world and deposit in them.

      I've also read about microbes being able to do the same thing.

      As for this instance... well... google it.

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  11. cane toads by oo_waratah · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sounded like a good idea at the time is now a major problem.

    Don't bring them back!

  12. Martian Life... by Kr3m3Puff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder though, which Star Trek and other series sort of gloss over, is that if Martian bacteria did develop, seperate from ourselves, we would probablly lack any auto immune response to be able to combat them. We are the product a millions and billions of years of fighting other life forms for our existence. It would be naive of us to assume that other lifeforms out there would fundementally eat us for lunch, and the reverse being true.

    On the other hand, maybe the right of universe is made up of right handed Amino Acids and we will be safe...

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    1. Re:Martian Life... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, you sure do make some hair-brained assumptions.

      1: Life does exist outside of Earth.
      2: Mars has life.
      3: Our immune system cannot adapt to (possible) extraterrestrial microbes.
      4: The microbes would have the similar makeup of chemistry to interface with Earth Chemistry.

      Of course you have an interesting.. You made up plenty of stuff. Lets find some microbes and then make wild-ass guesses.

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    2. Re:Martian Life... by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      at the same time the martian bacteria would not "know" how to do anything with our biological systems and probably would not find our bodies to be a suitable environment.

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    3. Re:Martian Life... by Illserve · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's not really the way the immune system works. It attacks things that are different. The differenter the better.

      The germs that are most dangerous are ones that have evolved tricks to evade detection.

      Germs from Mars would be the first against the wall when the T-cells rolled into town.

    4. Re:Martian Life... by rebelcool · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yeah like how the immune system doesnt deal with ever-changing and evolving new things like cold and flu viruses...

      oh wait... heh.

      immune systems attack anything remotely suspicious and sometimes even things that they shouldnt, like ones own cells. thats what an allergic response is. martian bacteria wouldn't do anything pathologically interesting compared to what millions of years of bacterial evolution have done on earth.

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  13. Have you *never* seen by OneArmedMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    this movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/ The Thing.!?

    Sometimes its a good idea to leave that frozen stuff the way you found it.

  14. Re:All hype about this but... by DarkMantle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe martian microbes will give us clues towards a cure for these and other illnesses. We haven't had any luck finding cures here.

    I'm also confident in my belief that we could find new minerals on mars, or other planets that could be put to good use as well.

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  15. Could you handle it? by r00t · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Suppose that, in a rather obviously impressive way, God descended from Heaven. Suppose he drops by your place and performs a few miracles. Maybe then he beams you down to Hell for a 5-minute tour, either Star Trek style or via the Earth just opening up for a moment...

    I sure couldn't handle it, but I know people who could.

    1. Re:Could you handle it? by TWX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Suppose that, in a rather obviously impressive way, God descended from Heaven. Suppose he drops by your place and performs a few miracles. Maybe then he beams you down to Hell for a 5-minute tour, either Star Trek style or via the Earth just opening up for a moment..."

      Okay, I don't normally, but I'll bite this time...

      If God exists and did this, or part of this, and it was obvious to all of those involved that he actually did these things and that there was absolutely no other way that these things could have happened then those involved would have a reason to believe in him. Fact of the matter is that none of these things have happened to me or to anyone I know, and those that I know who claim that God did something in their lives that's overly special are either crazy or are so bad at stastics that they're not accounting for the 10x number of bad things that happen for the one "miracle" that is simply fortuitous coincidence.

      The British didn't defeat the Spanish Armada in Queen Elisabeth I's day because God helped, they had several unexpected advantages. Likewise, 1910-1920 era Germany lost the first World War despite asserting to themselves in some national motto "God is Great." The man referred to as "Comical Ali" the Iraqi Information Minister continually ranted how the Americans were losing, and how Allah was going to see the Iraqi army to victory over the Infidels.

      This is the same damn argument that Science has had with religion from the earliest days of the discipline; skeptics don't blindly accept "truth" simply because people insist that it's true. Continual restatement of a position doesn't have anything to do with reality.

      Show me one 'miracle' and I'll show you ten anti-miracles, like my 30 year old friend who was a vegetarian and otherwise the picture of health who died of completely natural causes, not realising that she had pulmonary hypertension until it was far, far too late to do anything about it.

      In the mean time, I'm not going to believe something transcribed by hand over generations, across multiple languages, and at times by organizations with manipulative agendas. It was also originally written by people who didn't understand the natural world like we do. I don't doubt many of the positive "lessons" that are the ultimate theme of the parables, but the exact verbatim message can't be literally interpreted in my opinion.

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  16. Still No Martians by Witchblade · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a great discovery, but only for what it tells us about what things were like 32,000 years ago. Everytime something like this is discovered everybody immediately jumps up and down about life on Mars. At this point it's pretty damn clear that life has found ways to survive everywhere on Earth from the highest clouds to somewhere around the planet's core. But it didn't start there. All of these discoveries are the harshest possible environments on Earth- but they're more like the best conditions on Mars. In fact each new discovery makes the odds of finding life on Mars less- if it's so easy to find life in such amazingly cold and barren conditions why have we still found nothing on Mars that isn't, at best, something that isn't easily made by simple geological (areological?) chemical processes? (But also, sometimes, are by-products of living things.)

    Then again no one's gotten a chance to really peak under any Martian rocks. Yet...

  17. First thing the microbes did upon waking up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    take a really long piss.

  18. Re:Theological Impact by creysoft · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a former fundie Creationist nut turned atheist, I can say that they WILL have an answer for it. Creationists tend to come up with very convincing arguments, and - for what it's worth - I'm still not satisfied with the Big Bang, or the theory of evolution, despite the fact that I've rejected creationism.

    How I would have viewed it is that the Bible never says that God ONLY created life on Earth. The Bible says the Christ *died for teh sins* of humans, which the Bible implies are only on Earth. In other words, until we find sentient life on other planets, the Christians won't really have to change their tune much.

    I want 19 years of my life back...

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  19. Problems for religion by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Generally religions tend to get round such things in time (though not without much wailing and gnashing of teeth).

    Most of them will probably be happy accepting that it is "our kind of life" that is the special thing and that the existance of microbes etc elsewhere doesn't diminish how special us higher beings are. After all, most of them don't seem to like the thought that we and simpler organisms have common origins anyway.

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  20. Why are there so many 5, Funnys? by ZeeExSixAre · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's all 5, Funny until an entire (human) race gets obliterated by Martian bacteria...

  21. How to date ice, and bring it home to your mother by yuckysocks · · Score: 3, Informative

    The basic way to date ice samples is pretty similar to "endochronology"
    (which is looking at tree rings to determine their age). Ice cores
    have similar striations which can be counted to determine the age of the
    surrounding ice.

    And I couldn't find a link, but I thought at one point
    scientists were looking at the air composition inside the ice and comparing
    it to historical atmospheric ratios of gasses to date things.

  22. but we still don't know all bacteria on Earth by wikinerd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    we found that bacteria can live after 32000 years in frozen condition and we are considering the possibility of Martian bacteria, but we still don't know all bacteria living on Earth. We explore other planets and we know very little about our own planet. For example, we recently identified three new bacteria species by closely examining publicly available DNA data. It is surprisingly how easily we can look at a DNA sequence and miss vital information in it. All that data were available to all scientists, but just one understood that there were new species footprints hiding in them.

  23. blind eye by DreadSpoon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is it that religious leaders can always incite their zealot followers to violence against those who are different, but they can never incite their zealot followers to embrace the tranquillity, harmony, sanctity of life, forgiveness, mercy, tolerance, and passiveness that pretty much all of the major religions are based on?

    I've never believed religion to be anything more than a crutch. It's a crutch for the immoral to have a reason to stay moral, just like law and prosecution are reasons for the criminally-minded to avoid crime. It's too bad that the crutch can be used both ways, and can facilitate the very thing the crutch was invented to stop.

    Behold, mankind.

  24. Or, flip that... by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "we would probablly lack any auto immune response to be able to combat them."

    It's easy enough to speculate on a vice versa: our modern earth bacteria are tough customers, honed by millennia of unending counter-immune war. Wimpy mars bacteria would cower in their meteorite, like preschoolers dumped in a rough biker bar.

    Yes, scientific types, I'm blowing smoke, too. Vote me +1, funny.

  25. Re:Theological Impact by DarkSarin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    erm.

    I have to agree with others here--it wouldn't bother me a bit (as a person who frequently gets labelled as a right-wing religious nut, but views himself as fairly tolerant and open about various ideas).

    To me, there are so many ways that this fits in with what the Bible posits as the creation of the world, and then what my personal beliefs are. To me, it matters VERY LITTLE how the earth was formed and life began. I believe that God is responsible for it, and I also believe that he works through an advanced understanding of physics that makes us look like the savages that are still curious about that hot red stuff, but haven't discovered that you can cook stuff with it.

    Would the discovery of microbes on Mars make any difference on religion? No. Would there be a few individuals who would either lose their faith, abandon their belief or otherwise be impacted? Almost certainly. A number of folks would also deny the discovery outright. They are the true nuts (listen to George Nory (sp?) for a sample).

    Personally, I say that if there is life elsewhere in the universe, God is also responsible for that, and he created it for a reason, whatever that is. The Bible, for all its worth as a behavioral guide, and wealth of prophecy, fairly stinks as a theological guide. The problem is that the authors mostly wrote for an audience that were familiar with the basic stuff (and therefore don't explain it very well, if at all), or needed correction (in the mind of the author) on specific points. Even direct quotes from Christ are generally of this nature. Many in his audience were well studied on the topics he addressed, and therefore his speech was centered on corrections and changes.

    The Old Testament is equally bad. From the very beginning there is an assumption that the reader understands what is meant by God. The most specific and basic areas of instruction are not, however, theological, but commandment. This is all in the Torah. The remainder of the OT is all about the different trials and tribulations of the Jews OR prophecies regarding the Messiah. While some of this does present a moralistic tale, the concept of a clear doctrine and theology has been largely omitted.

    Furthermore, the New Testament suffers a different problem. Certain basics are assumed, and then the point is made to convince people that the New way is better than the Old, or to clarify specific points of doctrine that had already been explained.

    In a practical sense, this results in there being a large number of views regarding the specifics of basic theology. This also means that there is very little (if any) information on what else God created, other than the general "everything". Personally, I think that we are VERY likely to meet intelligent life in other parts of the universe if we ever get there (I doubt it), and even if it took a radically different form, this would have little impact on my personal views.

    That is where, as you probably know, religion and science depart ways--science requires evidence. This is good. Religion requires faith. This can also be good. However, where many religious folks get into trouble is when they deny evidence. This is foolish.

    I would write more, but I am VERY tired.

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  26. Re:what an idea by Mikito · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can you even think of a worse idea??

    Yes. Let's try to make yogurt with them.

    You can try the first batch.

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  27. Global Warming Safety Net by FreshMeat-BWG · · Score: 2, Insightful
    A more interesting scenario to me would be one where it is discovered that these organisms, when thawed, begin multiplying and emitting quantities of gasses (or have some other global effect) whereby the effects of global warming are reversed until they are frozen again, thus bringing our planet back into harmony again.

    Or then again, maybe everyone else is right and they are just going to kill us.

  28. I spit on your 32K years. Try 25M! by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 4, Interesting
    My cousin, working for Raul Cano at CalPoly, worked with bacteria extracted from the crops of bees stuck in amber tens of millions of years ago. Of course everyone insisted the bacteria they got were just lab contamination, until they sequenced the critters and showed that they were ancestral to modern strains living in modern bees!

    Of course the bacteria were entirely dessicated, not just frozen, so it's a better model of the martian situation.

  29. Re:How to date ice, and bring it home to your moth by abb3w · · Score: 2, Informative
    The basic way to date ice samples is pretty similar to "endochronology" (which is looking at tree rings to determine their age).

    That's dendrochronology. "Endochronology" has to do with study of some of the odder properties of thiotimoline.

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  30. Re:Yet Another Reason To Worry About Global Warmin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, yes. The good old cancer microbe.

  31. What are these "new" bacteria related to? by a_d_white · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The abstract of the research paper says that this 'new' bacteria, Carnobacterium pleistocenium, has a 99.8% similarity to Carnobacterium alterfunditum, as determined by gene sequence. I don't have access to this journal, so perhaps someone can fill in the details (how do these frozen bacteria differ from their modern day relatives and/or descendants?).

    Phylochronology is a new field that proposes studying molecular evolution on both spatial and temporal scales, using the tools of aDNA and paleontology. Here, however, we have living samples with which to make a comparison. Thus, there's the potential to compare not just nucleotide sequence, but differences in morphology, development, and evolvability.

    1. Re:What are these "new" bacteria related to? by Stripsurge · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Carnobacterium pleistocenium, has a 99.8% similarity to Carnobacterium alterfunditum
      "
      Not quite. 99.8% refers to the similarity between a specific gene common to both (all) bacteria. The gene in question codes for ribosomal RNA of the 16s subunit. It is required for protein synthesis. Due to its importance not too many mutations normally occur in it. Most mutations are lethal.

      Overal their DNA was only 39 % the same. Unfortunately I don't have full access either :( although this early on I doubt they'd know too much other than what's stated in the paper.

  32. A claim you might hear by nuntius · · Score: 2, Funny

    If evolution is a process requiring billions of years to occur and such exquisitely balanced conditions that life has never been created from raw materials in the lab, wouldn't finding life on other planets make evolution EVEN MORE improbable?

    Evolution seems to imply that each occurance of life is an independent event. If p(1)=10^-100 (boosted to 1 since life is observed), then p(2)=10^-200 (boosted to 10^-100)... Having a Creator boosts the probabilities to p(1)=1 (observed), p(2)=?? who knows? No reason not to create again. The Bible gives you places full of plants, animals, angels, cherubim, leviathon; just not people on any other planets.

    Both creationism and intelligent design (aka aliens/other almost-godlike-but-not-quite-gods) should get major PR boosts over evolution if life is found on other planets.

    I first heard this reasoning ~8 years ago. Take it or leave it.

    PS. 93% of the statistics used on /. are created as needed to meet the demand.

    1. Re:A claim you might hear by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Evolution is what happened _after_ the first cells were created from the raw materials.

      And either of them doesn't really involve anything spectacularly improbable, and which can then be ascribed to a God/demi-God/alien/whatever. It just needs time. And time it had. Billions of years of it.

      Statistics and large numbers are a funny thing. If you're one in a million, there are 6,000 just like you world-wide. Think about it. Because therein lies your answer: the key is very large numbers, not divine intervention. (And also that's the usual problem why people just don't get it: human brains has trouble working with really large numbers.)

      Well, the same applies to both evolution and abiogenesis. No matter how improbable a mutation is to happen _and_ get passed on, given enough specimens over millions of years, it _will_ eventually happen. (Note, I said "improbable", not "impossible".)

      Smaller mutations are easier: they happen all the time. An animal is born who's slightly smaller and faster than its parents. Another is born with slightly bigger claws. Another one is born who's slightly bigger and stronger, but needs more food. Etc.

      From there it's merely a question of selection. Some of those deviations will give the animal more chances to survive and have offspring, some will make it less likely.

      This affects the others too: the foxes that have an easier time finding food, might leave less food for the ones who don't. The mutated gazelle which runs faster, makes the _others_ an easier prey for lions. Etc. Essentially the most fit mutation puts the others at a disadvantage.

      And you don't even need to believe in Darwinism to see that in action: artifficial selection is based on exactly the same kind of natural diversity, except the criterion who's the fittest is an artifficial human criterion, and the culling out the "unfit" is much faster.

      See starting with dogs that looked like wolves, and ending up with the Pekinese. That was dilligent selection of those random mutations that were the closest to the desired end result: something (A) looking like a Chinese dragon, and (B) small enough to fit under the Emperor's tea table. It worked. Enough generations of selection turned a wolf ino the Pekinese.

      Well, the same happens naturally too, only slower.

      And here's the fun part: trying the same independently on two planets doesn't reduce the chances in any way. Your chances of rolling a 6 with a die are not influenced by my also rolling my own dice at the same time. The fact that you rolled a 6 doesn't say I can't roll a 6 too.

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  33. Re:Yet Another Reason To Worry About Global Warmin by rebelcool · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually the worst would be someone who died of an extremely virulent form of a virus and was subsequently frozen, then thawed later.

    I recall reading about how in some scandinavian country they found a body of a man who died of the 1918 influenza pandemic (one of the worst flu strains ever, millions died) that was frozen in some tundra. They set up a quarantine area around him while he was recovered, lest the extremely contagious and deadly form of the flu in him get loose.

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  34. Panspermia and previously thawed 2800 yo bacteria by Linuxathome · · Score: 4, Informative

    Thawing out old bacteria is not a new discovery--what's interesting here is that it is older bacteria.

    The more interesting question about possible unicellular organisms in Mars is whether they share a common ancestor with Earth's unicellular organisms or did they develop independently of each other. If there is a link/common ancestor, then the currently weak theory of panspermia (life exists and is distributed throughout the universe in the form of germs or spores) would have a big boost in support. Also see this article about possible space bugs written over 2 years ago.

  35. Re:I spit on your 32K years. Try 25M! by afidel · · Score: 4, Informative

    Uh, check your facts budy. Here's a link since you obviously can't use google.

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  36. Why is religion always being attacked here? by DarkRecluse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We have 32k year old bacteria discovered in Antarctica that wake from the deep freeze and people take this time to bash religion for inciting violence and being a mental crutch for the weak willed. Very easy to make statements like that on slashdot, but try doing it in a forum where a majority of the people you're speaking to are "crippled". I'm tired of hearing it, and I'm sure people are tired of responses to responses like mine, condemning said responses with a conscending moral tone.

    BTW I can't help but parallel this story to Jesus's life, crucifixion, and resurrection. I for one, welcome our new microbe lord.

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  37. Two issues by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. It's "possible ice sea", not "ice sea". The paper hasn't even been peer reviewed yet, let alone actually examined for the presence of ice, let alone liquid water. There is just as much reason to believe that it's *not* an ice sea (similarity to regions viewed as volcanic flows, the rate of sublimation of even insulated ice as Mars' equatorial temperatures, and greatly exaggerated claims about things like the viscosity of ice vs. lava).

    What's with this culture of "one scientific team says so, so it is an absolute fact"? That's why you all were suckered by the "methane from life" claim that turned out to have been a misinterpreted overheard conversation at a party.

    2. Why was Mars even mentioned at all? We're talking about Earth life here; if there is any life on Mars, it will likely be playing by significantly different "rules" at a molecular level. This discovery on its own was neat; no need to try and jazz it up by trying to distantly connect it with Mars.

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  38. Immortality is Overrated by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Hasn't anyone ever read Andromeda?? Don't thaw them out!!

    More likely these things aren't up to the 1337 5ki112 today's evolved fauna (bacteria,virii,fungi) and wouldn't last long outside the petri dish. Makes for some what sci-fi, but what you have today is the stuff tough enough to last through whatever nature and errant meteorites have chucked at it.

    On another note, immortality is overrated. Survive 32K years and you get to swim around a petri dish among strangers. Hmph.

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  39. New type? by Orlando · · Score: 4, Funny

    a new type of bacteria that after being frozen 32,000 years

    This is obviously a meaning for the word new I hadn't previously come across

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  40. ***Yawn***....as the bacteria wake up... by d474 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bacteria 1: "Yawwwn...good morning..."
    Bacteria 2: "ZZZzzzzZZZzzzz..."
    Bacteria 3: "Morning!"

    Bacteria 1: "Hey, wake up!"
    Bacteria 2: "ZZZzzz...aaahhh...morning. How long this time?"
    Bacteria 3: "Uh...looks like...32,000 years."

    Bacteria 1: "Well that's a lot shorter than last time."
    Bacteria 2: "Yes, it is. I wonder why things warmed up so quickly."
    Bacteria 3: "Well any-hoo, you boys ready?"

    Bacteria 1: "I most certainly am..."
    Bacteria 2: "Let's get it done quickly, I want to go back to sleep."
    Bacteria 3: "Okay then, let the next Extinction Commence!!!"

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  41. Microsoft? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is it just me who reads "Microbes" as "Microsoft" (I guess it's because the latter is much more common on Slashdot than the former)? Read it that way twice already, actually. And it even makes sense!

  42. Re:I spit on your 32K years. Try 25M! by FleaPlus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ooh, never mind, found it. Yay for google scholar:

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd= Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=7538699&dopt=Citation

    Revival and identification of bacterial spores in 25- to 40-million-year-old Dominican amber.

    Cano RJ, Borucki MK.


    A bacterial spore was revived, cultured, and identified from the abdominal contents of extinct bees preserved for 25 to 40 million years in buried Dominican amber. Rigorous surface decontamination of the amber and aseptic procedures were used during the recovery of the bacterium. Several lines of evidence indicated that the isolated bacterium was of ancient origin and not an extant contaminant. The characteristic enzymatic, biochemical, and 16S ribosomal DNA profiles indicated that the ancient bacterium is most closely related to extant Bacillus sphaericus.

  43. 32000 years? Big deal! by imipak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is no biggy. The BBC has a report today on microbes found 400m below the earth's surface inside solid rock that are at least sixteen million years old. That's right, the same actual cells, not the colony, individual bacteria cells... 'practically immortal', as the article says. The discoverers speculate that life may originally have evolved underfound as the surface was being regularly sterilised by impacts in the early epochs of earth's history. I leave the implications for life on Mars as an exercise for the reader ;)

    1. Re:32000 years? Big deal! by Illserve · · Score: 2, Informative

      The article says nothing of the sort.

      The cells are certainly not 16 million years old.

  44. That's not how it worked IRL by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Think the flu brought to America by the conquistadors/missionaries/colonists/etc. Something that for the europeans was just a flu, was deadlier to the Indians than the black plague back in Europe. It killed more of them than the conquistadors, wars, and inquisition combined.

    "The differenter the better" is good and fine, but at one point it becomes "different enough to not be detected". The immune system and its cells aren't a complete genetics lab, complete with a team of top-notch scientists, fully analyzing every cell and deciding if it belongs there or not. It reacts to certain patterns, but doesn't react at all to others. Things that they never had to detect, they might not. Or not reliably.

    Or to put it otherwise, that too is the result of evolution, rather than intelligent design. Being able to detect and solve problems that actually could kill the animal before it reproduced, were obviously favoured by natural selection. Having an immune system that reacts to viruses and bacteria you meet every day, now that's the kind of thing that natural selection is all about.

    On the other hand, having an immune system capable of reacting to fundamentally different stuff, that's never even been there in millions of years, that's something _not_ enforced by natural selection. You can be born, grow up, reproduce, and die, without ever needing to heal from a martian flu.

    In fact, au contraire: there's a good evolutionary reason to _not_ evolve an over-reacting immune system. See the auto-immune Type 1 diabetes where your pancreas is destroyed by your own immune system. Individuals with an immune system even more strict than that, got themselves out of the gene pool.

    And evolution can be even more perverse than that. There are a whole bunch of genetic diseases or other disfunctions, which didn't get filtered out by billions of years of selection, nor get defenses evolved against them, because they made no difference in reproduction rates. Either because:

    A) The're very rare recessive genes. Individuals could be "the fittest", even while carrying these genes. Or

    B) They kill you after the age where you've already reproduced. E.g., skin cancer. Stuff that could kill you in your thirties-fourties wasn't a priority to evolve defenses against, when those hominids lived less than half that.

    Basically all I'm saying is: I wouldn't be _that_ sure. There are good chances that, yes, the germs from mars would be the first against the wall. But as history shows, there are also non-zero chances that they won't.

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  45. Edible Fish in Kolyma Ice Lens by handy_vandal · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From the preface to The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn
    "In 1949 some friends and I came upon a noteworthy news item in Nature, a magazine of the Academy of Sciences. It reported in tiny type that in the course of excavations on the Kolyma River a subterranean ice lens had been discovered which was actually a frozen stream-and in it were found frozen specimens of prehistoric fauna some tens of thousands of years old. Whether fish or salamander, these were preserved in so fresh a state, the scientific correspondent reported, that those present immediately broke open the ice encasing the specimens and devoured them with relish on the spot."
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  46. Re:pff, feeble by Darby · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try being alive for 16 million years!

    I am trying as hard as I can. So far I'm doing perfectly, but I suspect I haven't collected enough data points yet to accurately predict my eventual success or lack thereof.