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True.com Wants Warnings On Personal Ads

An anonymous reader submits "News.com.com is reporting that personals company True.com is behind a push in several state legislatures to require everyone but them to include scary looking warnings above personals ads. I'm sure they're not the first, but this looks like a particularly slimy way to corner a market. And the unintended consequences look big, too: by my read of the proposed law, even Slashdot would need to include the warnings above user profile pages." In just a few weeks, this would sound like an April Fool's joke. I hope every legislator to whom this is being shopped is sent a copy of Declan's counter-example.

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  1. declan's counter- what? by Sosetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    what are you talking about?

    1. Re:declan's counter- what? by knarfling · · Score: 3, Informative
      From TFA:
      "Warning: TRUE.COM'S background searches will not identify criminals using fake names. And the cost to run them may be passed on to you."
      case changed to lower case to avoid lameness filter

      He is suggesting that if the bill is passed that true.com be required to post a similar "truth in advertising" notice.
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    2. Re:declan's counter- what? by jangobongo · · Score: 4, Informative
      what are you talking about?

      I believe that what's being referred to is Declan McCullagh's (the author of the above article) counter example:
      • It would be just as easy to argue that True.com should be required to post labels on each page: "WARNING: TRUE.COM'S BACKGROUND SEARCHES WILL NOT IDENTIFY CRIMINALS USING FAKE NAMES. AND THE COST TO RUN THEM MAY BE PASSED ON TO YOU."
      in response to True.com CEO Herb Vest's proposal:
      • Those sites would be required to stamp this stark warning atop every e-mail and personal ad, in no less than 12-point type: "WARNING: WE HAVE NOT CONDUCTED A FELONY-CONVICTION SEARCH OR FBI SEARCH ON THIS INDIVIDUAL."
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    3. Re:declan's counter- what? by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 4, Funny

      On a box of "I love you" candies:

      WARNING: CANDY MAY NOT BE IN LOVE WITH YOU!

      On a mirror:

      WARNING: OBJECTS ARE NOT ACTUALLY IN MIRROR!

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  2. Awww.... by muka3D · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I won't be a 20-year old stud with massive guns anymore? Those were the days...

    Oh, I gotta go... The warden says my turn's up.

    1. Re:Awww.... by elasticwings · · Score: 5, Funny

      "We found that 20 percent of Internet users believe that some of the larger dating services do background checks when in fact they do not. We believe there's a false sense of security out there that needs to be corrected through disclosure." I can't believe that only 20% of people are that stupid. The number should be way higher than that.

  3. That's ok by GoClick · · Score: 2, Funny

    You elected em, you should trust them to watch out for you right?

    1. Re:That's ok by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's the idea. Glad to see you're coming around to the idea of representative government.

    2. Re:That's ok by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Informative

      > Even if some of the states listed passed
      > True.com's desired bills, anyone(probably the
      > owner of a rival site) could sue them.

      No. Someone would have to violate the law, be convicted, and appeal the conviction.

      > If it reached the supreme court, the supreme
      > court would clearly have the power to overturn
      > the law...

      Yes, of _course_ they have the power to overturn it. They "have the power" to overturn any law.

      > states can't regulate interstate commerce,
      > etc.

      However, it is not at all clear that the proposed law would violate the interstate commerce clause or be overturned for any other reason.

      Are you prepared to create the test case and pay the fines if you lose? How about the legal costs?

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    3. Re:That's ok by gessel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I wrote to my state senator:

      I read with tremendous dismay that True.com has managed to bribe at least one assemblymember into introducing their special interest legislation. I assume it will be crushed immediately, it's just so astonishingly moronic. My confidence in democracy would be somewhat improved if Fran Pavley is removed from office as expeditiously as possible. It's incomprehensible to me that anyone could be so naive and stupid as to believe that this legislation is in the public interest or anything but a bald-faced attempt to create legislative favor for a specific company. I would think that unless Fran Pavley has some plausible excuse, it would be appropriate to investigate him for ethics violations.

  4. I'm way ahead of them. by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    With my fancy new sig.

    1. Re:I'm way ahead of them. by Dan667 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, you are going to swamped with chicks from true.com in about 5 minutes.

    2. Re:I'm way ahead of them. by Ayaress · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is that sig 12-point, though?

      Anyway, the law strikes me as kind of stupid. Something I found noteworthy from the article is that True.com's searches apparantly don't catch criminals who are using fake names. This makes me wonder what data they search by.

      Background searches just by name are possible, but they aren't reliable. For a simmilar slashdot thread, I decided to start putting my name into various sites, and now I know there's a sex offender in my state (Disclaimer: it's not me, so stfu) who happens to have my last name, a slightly different spelling of my first name, and my middle initial. If they're just doing this by name, am I going to get labled as a rapist? There are a lot of people with the same name (There's litterally a half a page in the Saginaw County phone book just for John, Jack, and J. Smiths), so there's the possibility of very humiliating false positives.

      The solution of course would be for them to ask for social security numbers, and we know where that discussion usually leads.

    3. Re:I'm way ahead of them. by Tsiangkun · · Score: 3, Funny

      so there's the possibility of very humiliating false positives.

      Which means there is the possiblity of a lawsuit, or an out of court cash settlement. . . . yippie.

    4. Re:I'm way ahead of them. by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Funny

      Five points from Slytherin for responding to a lame post with an even lamer one.

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    5. Re:I'm way ahead of them. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

      This makes me wonder what data they search by.

      ChoicePoint.

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    6. Re:I'm way ahead of them. by shawb · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Oddly enough, if True.com is put out of business by a lawsuit stemming from this, that wouldn't change the fact that companies would still have to follow the law. Then all matchmaking sites would be forced to decide between three choices:
      Risk getting suid by customers.
      Risk getting fined by states.
      Just not offering the service from people from those states.
      I wonder if this would get customers to start writing to their representatives if match.com would simply deny anybody from CA. the right to create an account and suspend any accounts from that state with just a message of
      • "Due to article H2732b, Match.com is unable to offer services to your state. Please contact your local representatives by clicking HERE."
      (where here is a link to an automagic form where you just put your name and other info in, and off it goes.)

      Then I guess a better question to ask would be whether or not the representatives actually care about what people write to them, especially in e-mail form.
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    7. Re:I'm way ahead of them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Risk getting suid by customers.

      god damn h4cker customers.

  5. Be Cautious... by Avyakata · · Score: 4, Funny

    WARNING:

    Personal Profiles may contain personal data. Be warned.

  6. WE HAVE NOT CHECK IF THIS ARTICLE IS A DUPE by fembots · · Score: 5, Funny

    "WARNING: WE HAVE NOT CONDUCTED A FELONY-CONVICTION SEARCH OR FBI SEARCH ON THIS INDIVIDUAL." Who would want to set up a date after reading that?

    If Slashdot put up "WARNING: WE HAVE NOT CHECK IF THIS ARTICLE IS A DUPE", I'm sure we will still be happily reading and discussing it.

    1. Re:WE HAVE NOT CHECK IF THIS ARTICLE IS A DUPE by nbert · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, that's just like warning signs on everyday products. I mean most of us still drink coffee even if the cup cover says "Might be hot".

      True.com might have intentions to disadvantage competitors, but it will just result in another silly warning which will be ignored by the broad public.

      Which leads to another point: Is it really necessary to conduct such searches if the legal system and the police are doing their job properly? Might sound naive, but isn't it just as naive to not assume as an individual that you might meet a married person on probation online?

    2. Re:WE HAVE NOT CHECK IF THIS ARTICLE IS A DUPE by nbert · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is GP modded troll and offtopic btw? He has a point, because there must be a line drawn between warnings which have the purpose of informing an individual of dangers which can't be guessed and silly things which you knew before anyways. He might approach this issue in a funny way (because there isn't really a way to take this in a serious manner), but the point is still valid and quite ontopic.

  7. It's about time by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I worry about all those Foes and Freaks-- I worry about the Fans too. I mean, they are just stalkers in the making-- putting their little colored dots around my name.

    I asked my mom what I should do and she said not to go to 'slushdort' any more but uncle troll said if I don't log in every day and keep visiting him at the holiday inn on week-end he'll hurt mister chips.

    These laws can only make the world a better place. If you are against them, you are against everything that is good.

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  8. People lie all the time. by still_sick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Especially about themselves.

    No reasonably sensible person "needs" a warning to remind them of this fact.

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    1. Re:People lie all the time. by Storlek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No reasonably sensible person "needs" a warning to remind them of this fact.

      Show me a reasonably sensible person, and I'll show you twelve people who have "met their true love" on the Internet, willing to drop everything to go meet some random person they only know from talking on AIM for a week. Sex is powerful, and sometimes it makes people do very, very dumb things.

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    2. Re:People lie all the time. by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > > No reasonably sensible person "needs" a warning to remind them of this fact.
      >
      > Show me a reasonably sensible person, and I'll show you twelve people who have "met their true love" on the Internet, willing to drop everything to go meet some random person they only know from talking on AIM for a week. Sex is powerful, and sometimes it makes people do very, very dumb things.

      Of course, you're both right.

      http://www.bash.org/?11339

      Because it's the little things -- like people who need warnings and do very, very dumb things -- that make life worthwhile.

      Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a chick who digs my robe and wizard hat.

    3. Re:People lie all the time. by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 3, Funny

      are you saying that those "warning, may contain peanuts" warnings on bags of peanuts are unnecessary?

      (im not joking, those are the exact words on bags of peanuts in the uk)

    4. Re:People lie all the time. by Have+Blue · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The best part of that warning is how it raises the possibility that the bag of peanuts does not contain peanuts.

    5. Re:People lie all the time. by isecore · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here in Sweden I've seen plenty of ketchup-bottles that have the "warning: may contain tomato-extract" on them.

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  9. Warning We have not done a check on Herb Vest by srobert · · Score: 5, Funny

    Warning we haven't conducted a background check on Herb Vest of True.com to ascertain whether or not he is an ass-hole.

    1. Re:Warning We have not done a check on Herb Vest by demachina · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here is more than you want to know about Herb Vest except it doesn't say if he has a criminal record or if Eliyon did a criminal background check on him.

      Some highlights:

      Herb Vest, owner of True, is quoted as saying, "We went into this business to help reduce the national divorce rate."

      He has a masters in Taxation, one of 7 degrees. He does seem to have an amazing educational background, almost to amazing, Princeton, Harvard Law and Wharton, though maybe Eliyon didn't verify his background :)

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  10. First Amendment Test? by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How could this kind of law possibly stand up to even the most cursory first amendment test?

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    1. Re:First Amendment Test? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphyzema, and May Complicate Pregnancy.

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  11. In Addition... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 5, Funny
    We have also not:
    • Verified that the claimed physical attributes bear any relationship to reality,
    • Verified the claimed income bracket,
    • Verified the claimed IQ
    • Verified the claimed negative STD status
    • Verified the claimed unmarried state of the individual
    • Verified the the included photograph is the individual in question or even of the same race, gender, or species.
    As Jules the C once said, "Caveat Fornicator." Meet in a public place and go armed.
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    1. Re:In Addition... by panaceaa · · Score: 4, Informative

      Verified the claimed income bracket

      The income bracket thing on Match.com is interesting. Is it primarily used so that people can make sure they're dating the same financial class as them, or for girls or guys to make sure they'll be provided for?

      I have always underestimated my income because I didn't want to attract the wrong type of girl. Plus if I say too high a number, my dates might expect fancy dinners when I'm just as content getting Indian food at a hole-in-the-wall.

      Have any guys here overestimated? Did you get any extra attention?

      I never actually met anyone from match.com in real life. I even subscribed for 3 months and emailed probably 20 different girls. Most didn't reply, and the closest I got to a date was a phone call with a girl who thought the world revolved around her. So if you're thinking about subscribing... don't expect miracles! I think only tall, dark and handsome guys do well online, but they don't really need dating sites anyway!

    2. Re:In Addition... by shark72 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've used match.com on a few occasions. The most recent time, my income had gone north of $150K, so that's what I chose. I noticed a significant increase in women who wrote to me. This was not a good thing.

      "I never actually met anyone from match.com in real life. I even subscribed for 3 months and emailed probably 20 different girls. Most didn't reply, and the closest I got to a date was a phone call with a girl who thought the world revolved around her. So if you're thinking about subscribing... don't expect miracles! I think only tall, dark and handsome guys do well online, but they don't really need dating sites anyway!"

      I'd classify myself as "average" and I've done quite well on the matchmaking sites -- haven't yet found the right one, but I've met and dated at least ten very attractive women this way. It's all in your schtick. Being a good writer helps. Try experimenting with your approach and your tone, and don't send copy-and-paste generic notes -- people can easily tell when you do this. Meeting people online isn't easy, but like golf or skiing, working on your form helps quite a bit.

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  12. The American Way by mcguyver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1. Create new laws and impose them on yourself.
    2. Influence new legislation that will force your competition to abide by your bogus laws.
    3. Create a new market by having the government eliminate your competition.
    Sounds like the American way to me...

    1. Re:The American Way by Suburbanpride · · Score: 2, Funny

      you forgot step 4...profit!!!

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  13. Riiight by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny

    even Slashdot would need to include the warnings above user profile pages

    There is no dating on slashdot, and the only thing people are going to get here is "carpal tunnel" from too much "wrist action."

    If you do have a girl, go away, we don't like you.

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  14. Liability? by XorNand · · Score: 4, Interesting

    By stating that they *have* done a background check on a person, aren't they assuming liability (at least partially) if the person turns out to be a psycho?

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    1. Re:Liability? by RmanB17499 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Imposed liablity in a contract would only be for costs incurred (such as the dating service, itself) and can not usually be punitive in nature.

      They only claim to carry-out background checks. Not that they will screen users out because of the results, but that they have made the backgroudn check.

      Now, if they fail to do the check or do it in a shoddy way you could argue breach of contract, but then again, the liability would be limited to the amount of the contract and nothing more.

      To argue that they committed a tort because their background check failed and then you got harmed because of that?

      I'm sure in reality they would settle the lawsuit, but it would be on shaky legal ground to take it to trial...

    2. Re:Liability? by ocbwilg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not sure about that. By stating that they've done a background check, the implication (and certainly the impression that they are trying to convey) is that the individual is "safe". If that individual turns out to be a convicted sex offender who registered under a false name and a patron of True.com gets raped, they would definitely have a case.

      The actual legal technicalities (and certain kinds of logic) might say is that True.com wouldn't be liable. But realistically, if the cornerstone of your marketing is that your users are pre-screened and safe, and that pre-screening turns out to be smoke and mirrors then you have a problem. If a reasonable person would believe that all True.com members were "safe" and a known rapist slips through because you don't even bother to verify their actual identity (so much for "True", eh?), then you're very likely to lose a jury case. And a whole lot of money. And probably your business.

      Now I'm not a psycho. And I'm not a sicko. But I am paranoid, so I can think like one. If I were looking for a victim, I would want to go someplace where the potential victims would least expect to be assaulted. Someplace where they would feel safe. Someplace that pre-screens their members for a criminal history. So I would think that if I wanted to lull women into a false sense of security, I should open an account at True.com and use the name of someone who I know has a clean record. Then it's happy hunting with nobody the wiser.

    3. Re:Liability? by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think we need to think of this not in terms of a corporation, but as an individual, since a corporation is treated just like any individual before the law. And we need to view at it from the standpoint of torts or contracts. Since, that's what almost all private law suits are based on. Big exceptions to that rule include family court (child custody, divorce) and probate (wills and estates).

      If this is true, then explain why McDonald's can be found liable for burns suffered by certain customers from coffee spills? And how True.com will avoid the same problems?

  15. I don't get it and some FUD. by flithm · · Score: 2, Informative

    In case anyone else is wondering, like I was, how this can be done in only a few states... the basic idea is that services that don't comply with the law would be fined for only the members belonging to those states.

    This is probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

    Regardless of that, I think this is another strong case of FUD spreading ./ editors. The proposed bills are different in all 4 states, and I couldn't find much information on them. If the poster really did manage to read them it might have been nice to provide links. Anyway from what I can decipher from TFA it in no way seems as if slashdot would need to include warnings in the profile pages.

    It clearly states that it applies to social referral services. I admit that what the poster suggested could be true depending on the definition, however it really seems like nothing but sensationalism. The article itself points out that the law is meant to apply to companies like friendster.com, and orkut.com.

    Please ./ editors... grow up a little bit.

  16. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If my "Let Darwin sort them out" proposal would gain a little traction we'd all have a great deal more fun with our lives....

    We've tried that approach. He mostly just lies there, dead.

  17. Why stop there? by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Personally, I won't use an online dating service until they assign a chaperone to every date. I would like my grandmother to sit on the couch between me and my date, just to make sure that nothing bad happens, like touching hands or getting pregnant.

    I'm an innocent girl and I lose my head when the date goes past 8PM.

    Can true.com make sure that my date washes his hand after using the bathroom?

    Oh, now I'm all flustered. I need to sit down. true.com, can you please give me a ride home?

  18. warning by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How about:

    WARNING: This guy whose personal ad you're reading is the kind of paranoid weirdo who does FBI criminal background checks on women he's thinking of dating.

    or

    WARNING: This guy whose personal ad you're reading is the kind of person who thinks government regulation is a good replacement for common sense.

    But seriously, it seems like people have an insatiable appetite for security measures that won't help them, and an intense distaste for security measures that actually might help them.

    My favorite was the little warning on the side of the box of Shredded Wheat that said it contained wheat products.

  19. What about the prison dating sites? by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are several sites where you become pen pals or whatever with prisoners. I would think they wouldn't have to add this text since you do know the person is a felon by the nature of appearing on the site.

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  20. Total Upfront Disclosure of All Your Past Mistakes by srobert · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How many of you are in a successful relationship that would have never gotten off the ground if you had been required to reveal all of your past upon meeting your mate? When we first meet someone, most of us would like to keep some of our skeletons in the closet, at least until the other has grown to know us as we are now. It would be unfair if a potential new mate's opinion of me were based upon horrible mistakes that I made early in my life.

  21. http://www.runjoemay.com/contact.asp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you are in Virginia and have any opinions about this bill, its sponsor is trying to run for Lieutenant Governor. Let him know what you think about it and whether that's what you want in a future Governor of your state.

  22. Re:warning by xgamer04 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Even better, I've seen some (clear) jars of peanuts state "THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NUTS AND/OR PEANUTS"

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  23. Let the legislators know how stupid this is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    California Sponsor: Asm. Fran Pavley (assemblymember.pavley@assembly.ca.gov)
    Michigan Sponsor: Rep. Jim Howell (jhowell@house.mi.gov)
    Texas Sponsor: Sen. John Corona (john.carona@senate.state.tx.us)
    Virginia Sponsor: Rep. Joe T. May (Del_May@house.state.va.us)

    Let your voices be heard!

  24. broader is better by mottie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back when I was single I wished that there were warnings like:

    WARNING PERSON IS USING PICTURE FROM 3 YEARS AGO AND HAS SINCE BECOME ADDICTED TO CHOCOLATE CAKE

    or

    WARNING PERSON HAS NOT BEEN SCREENED FOR EXCESSIVE BODY ODOR

    and finally

    WARNING PERSON HAS AN IQ BELOW 50 AND LOVES TALKING ABOUT THEMSELF

  25. No, no... by Ayaress · · Score: 5, Funny

    I checked. He is.

  26. I'm not surprised.. by Anonymous+Cumshot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now people will have yet another reason to sue someone for not informing them of what they should figure out by themselves.

    Soon everything will come with a warning label, making warning labels as such obsolete and personal responsibility a thing of the past.

    This is just another instance of "hot coffee; do not spill!" and it truly saddens me to know that some people actually have to be told these things.

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  27. The Nanny State by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does it occur to anyone that the nanny state may be going just a little far.

    The day will come that I drive around drunk in a '95 F-150 with a oil leak pre-installed, smoking unfiltered Camels, eating only at Waffle House, etc., etc., simply to protest this idiocy.

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  28. Let them know what you think! by Fjornir · · Score: 2, Informative

    5215 N. O'Connor, Suite 1600 Irving, TX 75039 1.866-583-TRUE

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  29. Warning Uncircumcised Male!!! by Martin+Marvinski · · Score: 2, Funny

    Crap. There goes another date. :-(

  30. 20% of Internet users... by Steffan · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "We found that 20 percent of Internet users believe that some of the larger dating services do background checks when in fact they do not. We believe there's a false sense of security out there that needs to be corrected through disclosure."
    In other news, 20% of internet users believe that clicking on Bonzi Buddy could win them a prize.
  31. Re:Total Upfront Disclosure of All Your Past Mista by DianeOfTheMoon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Name: Jane Q. Public

    Background Info:
    Previous Addresses: 123 Main St.
    Previous Names: John Q. Public

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  32. Why stop at dating? by clevershark · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd certainly like to see that sort of warning on electoral posters.

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  33. Re:So? by ArmchairGenius · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well this won't even get enacted, but even if it does I agree: so what.

    The thing I find interesting is that by doing these background checks True.com is really setting itself up for some really nasty lawsuit at some point. They will screw up a check or something like that and something will happen and they will get sued for millions - as they should frankly. I just don't see this marketing ploy (which is all it really is anyway) as paying off in the long run. The other more well known dating services aren't going to lose market share based on this.

  34. Warning labels by KiloByte · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mandatory bash.org quote.

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  35. Failed in Virginia by lax-goalie · · Score: 5, Informative

    I saw this one close up. True.com's hired a professional lobbyist to try to push a bill through in Virginia, and it resulted in this: The Online Dating Safety Act, HB2467

    I was bird-dogging the House Science and Technology Committee meeting the day they dealt with it, and had a front-row seat on the results. Even among the most socially conservative legislators, it was seen as a company trying to legislate their business model for competitive purposes. Gotta hand it to the lobbyist, he took the True.com reps to all the right people. But in the end, it didn't really matter. When the bill came up, there was lots of snickering, and the bill died a quick and painless death.

  36. What about the more fundamental warnings? by fbform · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good Lord! This proposal makes as much sense as the 20th century physics warnings:

    NOTICE: Due To Its Mass, This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.

    WARNING: This Product Attracts Every Other Object in the universe, Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses Divided by the Square of the Distance Between Them.

    CAUTION: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight. The Manufacturer warrants that this product is to be used only as matter and will not be responsible for injury or damage if it is converted into energy.

    HANDLE WITH CARE: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles Per Hour.

    CONSUMER NOTICE: Due to the "Uncertainty Principle," it is impossible for the User to know precisely and simultaneously where this product is located and how fast it is moving.

    ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Remote Chance That, Through a Process Known as "Tunneling," This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Other Place in the Universe, Including Your Neighbor's Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damage or Inconvenience That May Result.

    READ THIS BEFORE OPENING PACKAGE: According to Certain Suggested Versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the Primary Particles Constituting this Product May Decay to Nothingness Within the Next Four Hundred Million Years.

    THIS PRODUCT IS 100% MATTER: In the Unlikely Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result. The Manufacturer cannot be held responsible for resulting injury or damages.

    PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Aggregate Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Assumed Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to a state of "Warm Death" of the Universe.

    NOTE: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a "Gluing" Force About Which Little is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power, therefore, Can Not Be Guaranteed Indefinitely. No responsibility is therefore assumed for the structural integrity of this product.

    ATTENTION: Notwithstanding Any Listing of Product Contents Found Hereupon, the Consumer is Advised That This Product Actually Consists of 99.9999999999% Empty Space.

    NEW GRAND UNIFIED THEORY DISCLAIMER: While the Manufacturer is Technically Entitled to Claim That This Product Is Ten-Dimensional, the Consumer Is Reminded That This Confers No Legal Rights Above and Beyond Those Applicable to Three-Dimensional Objects, Since the Seven New Dimensions Are "Rolled Up" into Such a Small "Area" That They Cannot Be Detected.

    PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That, When Unobserved, This Product May Cease to Exist or May Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State. Therefore all warranties are in effect only while this product is under the direct observation of a human being.

    COMPONENT EQUIVALENCY NOTICE: The Subatomic Particles (Electrons, Protons, etc.) Comprising This Product Are Exactly the Same in Every Measurable Respect as Those Used in the Products of Other Manufacturers, and Competitors' Claims to the Contrary are neither Justified nor Legitimate.

    HEALTH WARNING: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User. The manufacturer cannot be held liable for injury or damage resulting from relativistic mass increase.

    IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The Entire Physical Universe,Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space. Should Another Universe Subsequently Reemerge, the Existence of This Product in That Universe, and its performance and suitability for any purpose, Cannot Be Guaranteed.

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    1. Re:What about the more fundamental warnings? by 955301 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I want to run a video recorder company now just so I can use this one:

      PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That, When Unobserved, This Product May Cease to Exist or May Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State. Therefore all warranties are in effect only while this product is under the direct observation of a human being.

      and secretly snap video of people glancing back at frantically.

      Nice post!

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    2. Re:What about the more fundamental warnings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      READ THIS BEFORE OPENING PACKAGE: According to Certain Suggested Versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the Primary Particles Constituting this Product May Decay to Nothingness Within the Next Four Hundred Million Years.

      Over the next 400 Million Years? I don't think so. What theory predicts that after approximately 14000 Million years of existence that suddenly over the next 400 million primary particles will decay? Generally accepted estimates of the halflife of protons are on the order of 10^32 years, and estimates of the time before the universe decays to a uniform field of radiation permeating 3space is on the order of 10^100 years. I was enjoying your joke until I came to this item, but now I am just too depressed to laugh. What is this world coming to that people find something so misleading funny rather than seeing it as the misrepresentation of truth that it is? Dear God! And what is this, 'IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The Entire Physical Universe,Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space.'? Corroborated observations have recently proven that expansion of the universe is speeding up, not slowing down! How can you sleep at night knowing that you are propagating such a blatant fallacy? Shame on you. Thank goodness the X kicked in before I read your post or it would have made me quite despondent.

    3. Re:What about the more fundamental warnings? by sir99 · · Score: 4, Funny

      So wait... One ounce of stuff is equivalent to 85 million tons of TNT, hence 85 million tons of TNT is equivalent to 2.3e20 tons of TNT is equivalent to 6.3e32 tons of TNT is equivalent to ... Hmm, that's a lot of TNT!

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  37. Aren't we talking about the Internet here? by ross.w · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...where the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls are FBI agents?

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    If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?
  38. Slashdot Warnings by isny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Additional alternatives:
    WARNING: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
    WARNING: HOT GRITS
    WARNING: COWBOYNEAL
    But then again, only old people in Korea post warnings.
    Here is a bit of lower case text to get pass the Slashdot lameness filter. What do you know? It really works!

  39. Re:Total Upfront Disclosure of All Your Past Mista by koreth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not to worry. The people who are into thoroughly pre-screening all their potential dates for any past mistakes will die single, frustrated, and lonely, thus breeding the tendency to pre-screen potential dates out of the gene pool. Granted, it'll take a while.

  40. That's a fallacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    That a law must be violated, before it can be tried and struck is false. Laws can be overturned without violating the law. All you have to do is be is a party with a stake in the law's outcome and file as a civil matter against the enforcement official. Arguments, vis-a-vis this proposed law, could include violations under the UCC, restraint of trade or interstate commerce, or even the State Constitution as a violation of Free Speech or Commercial Speech. The law falls if the court agrees with the argument, of course, but first the court must agree that you are an interested party; basically, they have to give you permission to bring suit.

    That permission clause is why violating the law is the most effective way of bringing suit: once a violation occurs, the court is forced then to try the offender and follow the appeals process.

    Case in point: did Eldred violate copyright laws to sue Ashcroft? Heck no, he was merely an interested party. The question is not whether you want to pay fines and be a test case, but rather are you an interested party with resources to fund a suit?

    The companies whom these laws would damage probably do and should the laws pass they will no doubt explore all avenues of overturning it.

  41. The best part... by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... is that they probably have a patent application submitted for "conducting a safe online meeting place for interested parties by directly and indirectly analyzing the past criminal conduct records of participants in relation to a vast, continually updated registry of sex offenders and criminals". Imagine if their patent is approved and they get these laws passed in several states... Ca-ching!

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    I know god exists. I read it on the internet, so it must be true.
  42. Read The Friendly Article, Link The Friendly Links by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 2, Informative

    you can find your way to the news.com article?

    yes?

    you can find the links to the proposed laws in that article, state-by-state?

    no?

    State-By-Friendly-State.

    Yes, the state's names showing up in colors means something. You can click on them. Even in lynx, you can click on them.

  43. Re:Warning! by ocbwilg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I disagree about them "not being the greatest idea". Back when I was single I used to use online dating services all the time. I met a fair number of people online, and went out on dates with 6 or 8 of them over the course of a couple of years. They were all nice people. Some of them were better matches than others. There was this one woman who forgot to mention that she was an ultra-conservative who was offended by everything the least bit progressive (and of course I'm an advertised ultra-liberal) but overall it wasn't too bad. No serial killers, no stalkers, no married women, and no psychopaths. We would usually go on a few dates and then decide that we weren't quite right, and then I'd meet someone else. Overall it was really much different than "normal" dating. The biggest difference with a service is that you're selecting from a pool of people who are looking to meet someone, whereas with normal life that woman at the coffee shop who's cute may have no interest in meeting someone.

    While there's no guarantee that you won't meet some psycho using a dating service, there's also no guarantee that that you won't meet a psycho at the bar, grocery, laundromat, office, friend's house, church, or anywhere else you pick someone else up. As long as you are careful (don't give out too much personal info, take it slow, meet in public places until you get a good feel for the person, follow your gut instincts, etc) then there shouldn't be problems.

  44. Finally... by vinniedkator · · Score: 2, Funny

    just the sig I was looking for.

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    WARNING: WE HAVE NOT CONDUCTED A FELONY-CONVICTION SEARCH OR FBI SEARCH ON THIS INDIVIDUAL.
  45. True gets its data from rapsheets.com by scsscs · · Score: 2, Informative

    True partnered with a company called Rapsheets to provide the background checks for its members. Rapsheets has information about their data sources here.

    1. Re:True gets its data from rapsheets.com by ocbwilg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interesting. Look what I found on the Rapsheets.com web site (btw, am I the only one who sees "rapsheets" and thinks "rapesheep"?):

      Good News from Rapsheets!

      Rapsheets has been acquired by ChoicePoint. Due to this recent acquisition, Rapsheets is now able to offer its consumer users access to ChoiceTrust.com, a comprehensive site offering background check products for family security and more.


      I suppose that's all in how you define "good news," considering what ChoicePoint has been through in the past week.

  46. No... not the same thing. by spiritraveller · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Surgeon General's Warning is a limitation on commercial speech (i.e. advertising something for sale). Commercial speech, while protected under the First Amendment, does not get as much protection as other types of speech. See Virginia State Board of Pharmacy v. Virginia Citizens Consumer Council.

    Not to mention that the tobacco warnings are for a very serious and real threat. Tobacco is proven to cause death in a high percentage of the people who use it. No such statistical link is known to exist between online dating and death... nor is there any reason to believe there would be such a link.

    This isn't commercial speech, because it's a limitation on communication between individuals who are communicating for a romantic purpose... not a commercial purpose.

    I don't think these statutes would last more than five minutes in a Federal District Court.

  47. Ohh Cmon by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clearly this isn't really going to pass. It is a PR ploy plain and simple. He probably made some campaign contributions to state legislators and they are paying him back by introducing a bill they will then let die in committee. In the meantime he gets all this free ad space.

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  48. What's wrong with being uncircumcised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not circumcised. What's wrong with being uncircumcised?

  49. Re:Warning! by Reene · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is absoloutely true and I get tired of pointing this out to people that act like every single person online is a psychopath that wants nothing more than to skin them alive and wear their internal organs. There are still people who react with horror when I mention that all of my contact information (real name, address, phone number) is avaliable to pretty much anyone that wants it. They ask me if I'm afraid of being raped, murdered, and left somewhere to rot in this smug matter-of-fact voice. Some of these people are half my age and have none of the experience meeting the people I've met online in real life, yet they're talking to me like I'm the uninformed idiot. Gaah!

    And of course it's entirely incomprehensible for any "normal" person to grasp that the geekly aquaintences I have online are no more strange or dangerous (or are indeed far less so) than your average drunken jerk at a local bar. Bleh.

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  50. Re:Does anything think this will really harm? by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Informative

    If I saw that warning above a classified ad, yahoo personal, slashdot member page, or blogger.com listing I would simply say "No sh1t! Why would [my local newspaper/yahoo/slashdot/blogger] waste money performing a criminal background check?"

    The key word in that sentence is the repeated "I". Your error is that you are holding yourself, apparently a person with a 3-digit IQ, up as a standard. You don't need to be reminded to breathe by Homeland Security officer, your corporate masters, or Regis.

    In short, you're not representative of the average asshat surfing the internet.

  51. Re:....must......resist...... by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you're allergic to peanuts and you need that warning (that is, the big label on the front that says "Dry Roasted Peanuts" doesn't quite drive the point home) then please, eat your fill.

    Refusing to do so will make Baby Darwin cry.

  52. Did you only mail girls with photos? by raehl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Being successful when dating online is just like being successful at dating in real life - you need to not only be a good catch, but you also have to go after people who will thikn you're a good catch.

    You're part-way there by underestimating your income, if hot money-grubbing bitches are not the kind of women you are interested in. Although to be honest, even most normal women are attracted to a guy who is not por, not because they want money, but because they don't want a guy who wants their money.

    But, that aside, the real trick to success on sites like match.com is to mail girls who do not have pictures up. They receive a lot less mail, so you won't fall through the cracks. Of the 20 girls you emailed, MAYBE 10 actually found the time to read your email, and of those 10, maybe 5 actually found the time to read your profile, and maybe 2 of them were impressed with it.

    Emailing girls without pictures not only means there's less competition for that particular girl, but it also means as a result that girl will have more time to see that you've got things to offer that may not be as obvious as a tan and a 6-pack.

  53. Re:Total Upfront Disclosure of All Your Past Mista by Singletoned · · Score: 2, Funny
    "How many of you are in a successful relationship that would have never gotten off the ground if you had been required to reveal all of your past upon meeting your mate?"

    I stalked my current girlfriend for almost 12 months before we got together. She was in a relationship and I spent a lot of time and money carefully crafting a frame up for her boyfriend. When he went to prison on the child prostitution charges I was able to introduce myself to her and comfort her, which was how we ended up getting to know each other (well, I already knew her quite well, obviously).

    It's something we laugh about now, but if I'd have told her about it too soon it probably would have freaked her out.

    (Her ex-boyfriend didn't really have much of a sense of humour about it though, but he's on the sex-offenders list now and has to live in hiding, so who cares about him?).