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WinOS+QEMU+Knoppix 3.8 = WinKnoppix!

chronicon writes "As reported earlier Knoppix 3.8 was presented and CD's distributed at CeBIT recently. For those of us who were not able to attend, some kind folks have posted a torrent for all to enjoy. Now, here's where it really gets interesting. Using QEMU (processor emulator) chris-uk has posted a modified version of Knoppix 3.8 that will run under Windows if auto-played, or if you wish, you can boot the CD for normal Knoppix. You can find the torrent here."

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  1. Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can it run WINE?

    1. Re:Yes, but... by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 3, Funny

      So, the question then becomes, can wine then boot QEMU, producing a theoretical infinite amount of emulation. If only we can get it to wrap around somehow...

      I think my brain just exploded.

    2. Re:Yes, but... by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 4, Funny

      But, a beowulf cluster of these knoppix cds, running the sims, watching the sims watch tv... That would probably cause the universe to fold in on itself.

    3. Re:Yes, but... by compm375 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is one fatal flaw. Wine Is Not an Emulater.

    4. Re:Yes, but... by The+Hobo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Remember guys, any platform. Wine has also been ported to Windows.... (!)

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    5. Re:Yes, but... by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm sure you meant to post this link...

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    6. Re:Yes, but... by pilardi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Can it run WINE?

      Yes, it can.

      I tried the simplest application I could think of: Putty. And it worked. I ran Putty within Wine within X-windows within Knoppix within QEMU within WinXP. I wonder how much further I could take it...

      By the way, I am posting this message within Konqueror within X-windows within Knoppix within QEMU within WinXP.

      - pi

  2. So in otherwords. . . by episodic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Knoppix continues to be all that and a bag of chips :)

  3. Umm by Kethinov · · Score: 4, Funny
    from the oh-klaus-you-hypnotize-me dept.
    timothy, I think you need a vacation. ;)
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  4. Re:Great, But... by TelJanin · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can save Knoppix settings to a drive. Presumably the people have done this (couldn't RTFA, site is slashdotted)

  5. Re:Great, But... by episodic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is the point? What is the point of art? What is the point of music? What is the point of climbing everest? What is the point of spinners? I digress. . . The point is well - hey it is cool! ( I think) :)

  6. now all they need to do.... by oliverthered · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is import all the settings across from windows and you can tell you granny it's the latest version of the internet and your away.

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  7. WinKnoppix! by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gesundheit.

  8. hope for good performance by virtualone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    i never tried out qemu, but i suspect it to be substantially slower than a native knoppix boot.
    on top of qemu comes the fact, that the whole system runs from a cd, which by itself has bad seek times.

    i hope that people won't get false implessions, because they will get that 'linux runs slower than windows' feeling.

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    1. Re:hope for good performance by Anne+Honime · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Qemu is damn fast, in my experience ; I wouldn't dare quantify it, but running win 98 under qemu on a 900 Mhz Athlon is perfectly OK, and it is impressive, quality-wise. Moreover, if host and target cpu are identical, there's a fast version of qemu to avoid unecessary emulations - didn't try that one, though, because it segfaulted on my FC2, and I was happy enough with the regular emulator so I didn't bother to investigate the issue any further (I did the build from CVS, so I expected glitches).

    2. Re:hope for good performance by Guspaz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wrong. QEMU is a full system emulator. There is a processor module availble that virtualizes the CPU instead of emulating, but it is closed-source and linux-only. As such the windows version of QEMU is a full blown emulator.

  9. Re:Great, But... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because you can then let people try before they buy without even needing to reboot.

    It just removes one more hurdle. People aren't going to wipe out their system just because the local geek said "its ready for the desktop".

    People need some proof that it really is better.

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  10. Time to try Linux (again) by fohat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've recently been looking into running Linux on my primary desktop to record music with. I could never get the Knoppix live CD to run correctly on my Gateway X700 system. I'll have to try this version and see if I can get anything to work.

    Linux has been a frustration of mine for the past 4 years. I know a smattering of Unix commands and even armed with that I still can't ever seem to get a program downloaded and working like I can with windows. I'm looking forward to trying it again before I make the move to DeMudi.

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    1. Re:Time to try Linux (again) by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Please try a few flavours of Linux. At least try Ubuntu's Live CD (GNOME based) as well as Knoppix (KDE based). To really love Linux you've gotta find the distribution that is "right for you".

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    2. Re:Time to try Linux (again) by rco3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's not true. Ardour may not be DP4, but it certainly is acceptable for certain recording situations. Less-than-optimal, yes. Certainly. Less-than-user-friendly, yeah. Undoubtedly. And, as you said, it is showing a lot of promise. But utterly unacceptable? No. I've used it and a whole slew of LADSPA plugins to do some nice remixes of material I recorded for a personal album about 10 years ago. Sounds fine, works well enough. I gotta tell you, it's amazing how many tracks and plugins you can get operating on an Athlon 64 without even approaching cpu overload. And for me, in my situation, Ardour is much more useful than GarageBand, even if GarageBand is easier to use.

      I'm not disagreeing with your basic premise that Linux music production has a long way to go. I'm simply disagreeing with your statement that all Linux audio software is utterly unacceptable for any type of music recording, and I base that on my experience. YMMV.

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    3. Re:Time to try Linux (again) by Quino · · Score: 2, Interesting

      check out

      http://www.dynebolic.org/

      it's a linux live cd that comes with audacity and other tools for multimedia editing/broadcasting etc.

      Unless your hardware is exotic, you should just be able to boot and use the software you're interested in.

      Be warned that it comes with a more lightweight desktop, but it's probably the easiest way to try out audacity yourself, IMHO.

    4. Re:Time to try Linux (again) by xsspd2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm a friggin' moron and I can install Linux, DRUNK! Try PC Linux OS 2k4 PR8.

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  11. Re:I have that, too by datafr0g · · Score: 2, Insightful

    free, is it?

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  12. Re:Great, But... by jacksonyee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're right about Knoppix not needing an installation process, but in the case of naive Windows users, even asking them to reboot can be a scary concept for them.

    The other case where I can see this being useful is when you're trying to demonstrate Knoppix to someone and they already have work running on their Windows desktop - spreadsheets, telnet sessions, and things of that nature. If they can see Linux running within a window, they'll be much more likely to play around with it since they know that they can just click a close box and return to their normal routine whenever they want.

    It may not work for everyone, but for those people who this can influence, I see nothing wrong with extra shiny things to attract the naive.

  13. Re:Great, But... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do you explain to your friend/relative whos computer is configured to NOT boot from cd to change their BIOS settings?

    I agree though, Live eval cds are invaluable, and are preferable to running a slower emulated environment, but this cd allows both options, so why not say its a good thing?

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  14. what about coLinux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the reports I've seen, qemu is VERY slow. Is there an advantage to qemu over coLinux? I've been using coLinux to give me Linux under Windows for about a year now, and there is a lot to be said for native execution speed. You also get networking, and recently easy access of the native Windows filesystems without employing samba-type file sharing.

    Of course, it's difficult to deny the power of running a gameboy emulator on a GBA emulator on a Linux emulator on a Windows emulator on your Mac...

    1. Re:what about coLinux? by cduffy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From the reports I've seen, qemu is VERY slow. Is there an advantage to qemu over coLinux?

      Sure, even when you restrict it to the presently relevant set of cases (x86/Linux inside x86/Win32): coLinux has no (non-experimental) framebuffer support; the experimental version that does exist has its performance measured in seconds per frame. The only way to run X is by having an X server on your Windows box, and you can't run Qt/E or GtkFB or such at all. If you want to do embedded systems development, this can be a substantial issue.

      If you don't restrict yourself to that subset of cases, then QEMU wins on account of having support for far more than just a custom build of the Linux kernel. (Want to play with FreeDOS? Test your new build of of GRUB? Run through the SLES9 installer? The first two of these simply aren't possible in coLinux, and the 3rd one requires a lot of work to make it happen).

      Also, COFS is so experimental/unstable I'm not sure I'd claim it as a feature yet.

  15. OP has a torrent by grendel_x86 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Holy crap!!! the Poster actually linked a .torrent, maybe all the complaining actually got somewhere.

    Now only if others would follow.

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  16. VMWare by F1_Fan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like booting Knoppix in VMWare! Same concept.

    1. Re:VMWare by Oriumpor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who's joking? I haven't seen a faster way to get a working test virtualization setup than mounting a Bootable OS ISO (eg: knoppix/slax).

  17. Re:Great, But... by WarmBoota · · Score: 4, Funny
    [quote]but in the case of naive Windows users, even asking them to reboot can be a scary concept for them[/quote]

    Oh the horror of rebooting a windows machine!!! I'd say that it's akin to the terror of sleep, but sleep only comes once a day

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  18. Mirrors by Shachaf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's the Coral Cache and the Mirrordot Mirror.

  19. What about CoLinux? by ZehFernando · · Score: 5, Informative

    CoLinux is also a very handy package for running linux on windows. It installs linux on a single file on your HD, then runs linux on it, and you can access it throught VNC. So you can have windows and linux sharing the same machine and HD, running at the same time, on different windows. Pretty handy.

    http://www.colinux.org

    You can use it to run linux from some other partition too. It comes with a version of debian built it, but there are other packages for other distros.

    You can also try topologilinux.

    http://wwwtopologilinux.com

    It's a bundled installation of coLinux and slackware with all bells and whistles.

  20. Audio Linux ((Time to try Linux (again)) by chronicon · · Score: 2, Informative
    SuSE has a customized LiveCD based on 9.2 with audio as the focus. It worked well on all the boxen I have booted it. You can find it here or on one of the mirrors.

    I'm hoping they will release it as an installable distro at some point. The demo scripts worked great for patching different applications through jackd w/ ALSA. Very cool.

  21. Re:Great, But... by peculiarmethod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but the wireless communications that carry the code for this software will propigate into space forever.. your puny mountain will only last until our Sun runs out of hydrogen and helium.

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  22. Re:They have something better: by oliverthered · · Score: 3, Funny

    'Seriously linux users, you're operating system wont make up for the fact that girls are repulsed by your bodies.'

    That's ok, I'm gay.

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  23. Re:Great, But... by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but in the case of naive Windows users, even asking them to reboot can be a scary concept for them.

    Hmm, I think you're exaggerating a bit... Windows users should (and I'm not even joking) be quite used to booting and rebooting their systems. Even my mom would understand the implications of restarting the computer.

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  24. Re:beowulf by vonsneerderhooten · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cluster Knoppix has been around for a while, i think i have some releases dating 2001-2002, and i noticed that the torrent tracker the poster linked to hosts the .torrent for the current release of Cnoppix. 12-04 IIRC.
    A side note: being that the poster was smart enough to link to a torrent tracker in the story, I'm interested to see just how big this torrent will get, as i speak, the tracker lists over 800 hosts, 200+ seeds and over 600 leechers. The largest torrent i've ever seen was on bt.etree.org with something like 400 seeds and 700 or so leechers. That was last year. Any other /.ers able to recall some larger torrents?

  25. This allows dual-use of both Windows and KNOPPIX by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    without the need to reboot. Run them side by side and compare the features.

    It is, after all, emulation, so don't expect to break speed records with it. Also that IP connection limitation in XP won't be broken by running KNOPPIX in an emulator.

    Now KNOPPIX can join the ranks of MacOS 8.1 (BasiliskII), AmigaOS 3.1 (Amiga Forever), as yet another OS emulated under Windows.

    The advantage I see for this is that web developers will finally be able to check how their web pages look under different browsers and operating systems without having to reboot Windows each time they want to look how it looks under Linux.

    The next step is to make KNOPPIX run AntiVirus, AntiSpyware, AntiAdware, and AntiTrojan removal programs and make any FAT32, FAT16, or NTFS partition as read/write so the Malware can be removed. Yet what is the point when you can run the KNOPPIX HD Install script and get rid of Windows and all of its flaws that allow Malware to be installed in the first place.

    P.S. I am moving to KANOTIX now, it seems to be a bit better than KNOPPIX.

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  26. Are they insane? by Guspaz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    QEMU is an EMULATOR. They want to demo linux to windows users running under a full blown emulator? I can see it now. "This lunix thing looks nice, but it's just so SLOW!".

    They're going to end up convincing dumb windows users that Linux is slow as hell!

    Before you say anything, keep in mind that they are running QEMU on windows, and the QEMU virtualizer is closed-source and linux only. So they can ONLY do full emulation.

    1. Re:Are they insane? by jhoger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      a) QEMU is all open source. A small part recently added is non-free but still open-source.
      b) QEMU is the fastest (99%) Free emulator, and QEMU is getting faster all the time. There is a strong emphasis on speed by Fabrice
      c) Yes Knoppix will run slower under emulation than natively, and Knoppix doesn't run as fast as a native Linux install. But there are obvious speedups laying around. This looks like a first cut by some developer.

      But I think there is one obvious case where this can be useful, in the particular situation where a machine is locked down so that you can't boot install CDs without a password, and the user does not have admin priveleges. Also, it may be useful for users who aren't willing to boot a Linux CD since they are afraid that it will wipe something out.

    2. Re:Are they insane? by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're going to end up convincing dumb windows users that Linux is slow as hell!

      Of course, Knoppix already did this, because running and booting from a live cd is painfully slow anyhow. So now the slowness will double (unless it just cancels out, such as by the IO delays happening in parrellel with the CPU emulation lag, somehow)

    3. Re:Are they insane? by jhoger · · Score: 2, Informative

      How about not waiting and getting to work on QEMU?

      QEMU has the right emphasis from the beginning. To make something that is fast and usable.

      And that's what it is, on several platforms. It's got the momentum, why divide up resources? QEMU will run on more platforms, and is getting the same virtualization goodies as Xen. The tiny virtualization kernel is open source but non-free till Fabrice can get some funding, but have some faith based on his entire body of Free software contributions that it will also become free.

      -- John.

    4. Re:Are they insane? by jhoger · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oops... re-read the QEMU site, KQEMU is non-free and closed source. I took away something from KQEMU discussion that was incorrect.

      But the intent as stated by Fabrice is to get sponsorship so that eventually KQEMU can eventually be Free. So, essentially KQEMU module is a kind of ransomware.

      -- John.

  27. www.knoppix.net by deutschemonte · · Score: 2, Interesting

    knoppix.net is really slow and the forum is /.'ed, people must be storming that site with this news out.

    Is this this the first time a site has been /.'ed but not posted on slashdot? I mean, no direct link, everyone just goes there themselves.

    I christen it, the slashdot halo effect.

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    1. Re:www.knoppix.net by gtoomey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mark the parent as moronic, not interesting. Knoppix.net is one of the links in the story.

  28. Knoppix on Windows by jhoger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Following the QEMU list, this was done some time back by a Japanese developer Kuniyasu Suzaki I believe.

    Discussions ensued about how to make it faster... some patches are available to directly mount the compressed Knoppix volume so that portion doesn't need to be emulated. Also, the SaveVM feature was improved, so rather than boot knoppix, just keep a compressed VM ram image on the Knoppix CD. That makes it boot instantaneously.

    QEMU is the fastest thing going as far as Free emulators, given more improvements on the virtualization side, I think this will be *the* way to run Knoppix for Windows users that just want to try it out. The speed will come in time.

    Some of us pushed for features like User Mode Networking in QEMU just for this purpose. Windows users in larger corporations often do not have administrator level rights, so they can't install any special drivers. So Knoppix under QEMU can get right to the net on any Windows box that will run a .EXE from CD.

    -- John.

  29. Getting close... by smug_lisp_weenie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now all they need to do is add the following ability to make it perfect:

    1. Allow people to apt-get packages while the CD is running. Then...
    2. Import user files from Win into a Knoppix-side directory. Finally...
    3. (this is the important one) Press a button and presto! The system builds an ISO of original winknoppix+packages+userfiles that is a no-fuss super-customized knoppix CD!

    If they could make that... then a seamless transition to Linux goodness would finally be within reach for everyone!

    1. Re:Getting close... by Jaffa · · Score: 2
      My own Salvare is designed to fit into 34MB (the size of the credit-card sized CD-RWs I've got) - and is currently 20MB. The best feature, IMNSHO, is the ability to
      apt-get update && apt-get install foo
      from the running CD into tmpfs. Of course, you can also free the CD, rescue systems etc. etc.
  30. slowness /w BT ~= router lack of configuration by Phil+Urich · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's . . . very, very odd. I've often been able to max out my bandwidth with torrents (though not nowadays, considering that I'm at the university residence . . . faster even than my prior aDSL, true, but if I let it go, I'd break my weekly download/upload limits damn quickly!). There are many things that could be going wrong. One of the problems often encountered, which is the most likely cause since I've seen similar same symptoms on many a computer, is your router. Part of the reason I've never had to care is 'cause I've eskewed routers; I hate them, I reallly do. But if you're using one, and getting crappy speeds using BitTorrent, this may very well be it, so just read up on the solution here. Hope that works for ya.

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  31. Re:WTF? by jhoger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Stability of Linux is only a small part of the story. But you're not right anyway. An emulator is a nice cozy environment for an OS. It should be more stable there than running natively.

    The bigger advantage for users is the number of applications freely available for Linux.

    What comes with a new Windows machine? Usually a lot of "lite" versions of various payware. Word processor, maybe. Eventually the system gets hosed and even those may be lost.

    I don't think most users have any idea what it's like to think "I wish I had a program that did ____" and then apt-cache search'ing for it 3 or 4 programs that do it ready to be downloaded...

    And Knoppix has a lot of stuff just available in the menus right off the bat. Just give the users the caveat that, yeah, this isn't going to be real fast, but it will give you an idea of what is available.

  32. Very handy to have. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have used DSL (Damn Small Linux) before and been able to use it on some users machine to log in to the server quickly with my SSH keys all setup on the key. When I am done, I kill it. I love this because I can use it on any machine I have and be able to test scripts and such on my machine without risking any of the stuff on the local machine. Will it run slow? Yeah, but if you have a ton of RAM and speedy processor(preferably 1 GHz or faster) it should run just fine.

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  33. Naw... by SaDan · · Score: 2, Informative

    I just started a torrent, and I'm already over 12KB/s.

    Yes, I'm sharing too.. 16KB/s up is my limit for torrents (384K DSL uplink).

  34. Re:Login? Why?-is it illegal? by TheGavster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Isn't the idea that a slashdotting is the best case scenario for a torrent? Provided, of course, that the traffic ramps up gradually so that there is a significant body of (different) data distributed.

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  35. Does it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just tested the disk on two different systems running a fully patched XP SP2, I get an error 3 lines in to the boot up sequence and it craps out.

  36. Re:Great, But... by MP3Chuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, if I want to test my website Linux browsers (Konqueror comes to mind), this would be a lot nicer than rebooting. Or having another box around. Especially if all I need to do is test a browser.

    But even above and beyond that, it's nice to know that I have access to a Linux environment without having to do anything but pop in a CD.

  37. Re:Great, But... by Calroth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...but in the case of naive Windows users, even asking them to reboot can be a scary concept for them.

    OK, people are asking why this is scary. Here's why:

    You reboot, and suddenly, all this small text in bright colours is crawling across your screen (at least, that's what Knoppix did, the last time I tried it). Your Windows environment is gone. You don't know if it's coming back, or even if it's reformatting your hard drive, that's what it's supposed to look like, right?

    Yeah, I know, this crap is irrational. But guess what, if the world was purely rational, Microsoft would have gone out of business ages ago...

    Having Knoppix run on the Windows desktop is reassuring. It lets you know that Windows is still there and you can return there at any time, and since all your icons are still on your desktop, your files must therefore be safe. Yeah, more irrational fears, sorry, but that's how many people think.

  38. everyone overestimate average windows users by Bitter+and+Cynical · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe I just know a lot of stupid people but if you run linux under windows, your average user won't understand that linux actually replaces windows. A lot of people just assume to see the little magic start button when they power up. Booting directly into linux helps simple folk (in regards to their technological prowess) realize that windows isn't magically built into the hardware and doesn't need to boot for the computer to run.

  39. A quicker way to run QEMU+and your iso on Win by marko123 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I did this on XP:
    Downloaded and ran win version of qemu
    Create an image file bigger than your iso using qemu
    Point to your ISO
    Run! (Knoppix took about 8 mins on old PIII laptop)

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  40. Portable Virtual Privacy Machine by millette · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's another option, designed for a USB key. It runs Firefox, Thunderbird, etc. all in a virtual linux machine. The release is planned to work on GNU/Linux, ms windows and mac os x, although the current release candidate doesn't work on the mac. It also uses qemu, of course. More info: Portable Virtual Privacy Machine.

  41. Re:use coLinux+VNC by cduffy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    CoLinux works like a charm using VNC: you run a VNC server on the Linux side and a VNC client on the Windows side.
    VNC is not exactly fast or efficient -- being a local display mechanism isn't what it's designed for, and it shows.
    That's irrelevant for Knoppix. Furthermore, no, I have not wanted to run Freedos or the SLES9 installer.
    I know that. That's why I addressed "the presently relevant set of cases" and a more general situation independantly.

    Every post in this thread I've written from Firefox running in a coLinux instance displaying via the Cygwin X server. I use coLinux, I like coLinux, but that's not to say that other solutions like QEMU have no place. The parent asked if there existed any advantage of QEMU over coLinux -- not specific to Knoppix but in general. I answered that question.

  42. URL for "QEMU and coLinux with KNOPPIX" at AIST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
  43. my granny.. by govt-serpent · · Score: 3, Funny

    My granny was Admiral Grace Hopper, you insensitive clod!

  44. Re:My aunt and KNOPPIX by Johnny+Mercer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If your aunt is that stupid, the only way she'd be at university would be in a jar of formaldehyde.