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Joss Whedon to Write/Direct Wonder Woman
bigbear writes "'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' and 'Firefly' creator Joss Whedon has signed on to write and direct the big screen adaptation of the DC Comics character Wonder Woman. The film is being produced by Joel Sliver ('The Matrix'). No word yet on who will play the "iconic female heroine of our time.""
Wonder Woman will be played by Charisma Carpenter, aka Cordelia Chase on Buffy and Angel.
Winona Ryder as Wonder Woman!!!!
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Sorry, but politial correctness and the overwhelming concern for decency these days will force them to redesign her skimpy suit, and make it into a business power suit. It will still be red white and blue though.
Vin Diesel as Wonder Woman!
Halle Berry as Wonder Woman. Skin tight clothes, gratuitous body shots, no plot. Why, it'll be a box office smash!
now I know everyone here want to see Natalie Portman as wonder-woman, but what about Angela Lansbury?. It certainly would be unexpected, and I for one have come to expect the unexpected..
air and light and time and space
...is just terribly dated no matter how you look at it.
Therefore, to compensate for that, the outfit needs to be a lot skimpier. Enough skin and we won't notice the datedness.
The coolest voice ever.
Here's a hint.
It starts with 's' and ends in 'equals'.
When is "What If..?" the motion picture coming out?
Ah yes, the classic female heroine: able to leap ATM Machines in a single bound, able configure NIC Cards with her eyes closed, and never forgets PIN Numbers!
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"Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief."
How about Anna Nicole Smith or Pamela Sue Anderson or maybe Petra Verkaik? - NOTE: Petra last name might not be spelled correctly.
I'm sure either one could fill Wonder Woman's shoes admirably! :)
I have a bumber sticker in my cubicle that says
Please let it be Monica Bellucci, please. A Wonder Woman with an italian accent is really not that big a deal, right? C'mon. Please. Please?
As long as she is well fit and they include an explicit lesbian scene with catwoman which occupies say the middle third of the movie.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
"your grandparents' buffy."
female heroine
Is it just me, or is that a violation of my patent on "Redundancy, or Saying the Same Thing Twice (US PAT# 384015367)?"
I mean, have you ever heard of a male heroine? (remember, mail heroin is a different matter.)
Hey editors, you owe me some money to license that patent.
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Iconic female heroine of our time...
Condoleeza.... Or Hillary...
Lucy Lawless and Bruce Campbell
Need any more names be offered? I don't think so.
Not that I think she should play the roll, but I hear "female" and "heroine" and I think of Courtney Love.
Learn to love Alaska
There was also plenty of ass behind the camera.
Of Iraq 2 POW/MIA fame.
Why not bring it up to date, with Don Rumsfeld and Jeff Gannon?
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I'm abandoning this article. That's one more image I *really* didn't need.
Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1992-1951
Wil Wheaton.
You'd expect an "editor" to get that right. But wait, this is Slashdot, what was I thinking!
So being *dead* now just counts as a disability?
First of all, the proper term for refering to the recently departeted is not 'death', it's "pre-decompisitionary". And secondly, if there is a better catagory for disabled then pre-decopisitionary, I've never seen it.
And I don't see any major challenges for exhuming the grave of Reeves so he can play super-man as a pre-decompisitionary differenlty abled character. We have some pretty good acting coaches to help out.
The Internet is generally stupid
> That's one more image I *really* didn't need.
Who sez Slashdot can't be fun after the goatse trick quit working!
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Yeah, she might not be up to the rigorous acting challenges of playing WONDER WOMAN.
For fuck's sake.