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Inside Look at Pixar HQ

LittleGuernica writes "Aintitcool's moriarty has taken a tour of Pixar's Headquarters in Emeryville, California and it just looks astounding. It instantly makes you wanna work there, or at least pimp up your cubicle... Which they don't have at Pixar, no they have cottages! Looks like Pixar created the optimal work condition for such a creative company, which leaves you no choice but to enjoy your job at Pixar every damn minute you work there."

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  1. great by R.D.Olivaw · · Score: 4, Funny

    as if I didn't hate my workplace enough already.

    1. Re:great by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I can remember a similar story from when I was in the navy.

      Ship's captain had a policy that as long as the work for the day was done, the dept head could let folks leave for the day. Of course people on watch had to stay overnight, etc. but that was routine.

      One day, when I was on watch, a guy comes over right after lunch, from another ship, looking to speak with someone about some parts. He was told that the guy he was looking for was gone for the day. The poor bloke was puzzled as to why the guy was gone for the day, until the above was explained to him. Then he was totally bummed, because it was obvious that he was assigned to "the wrong ship"

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    2. Re:great by lewp · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm willing to wager Senior Cocksucker at Pixar would be a step up for many of the folks here.

      Not me, though. I rather like my job.

      (Though I hear Steve is huge. Rawr.)

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    3. Re:great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No. No one needs a "Linux/Novell admin," because it's not 1997 any more. Everybody has long since switched to Macs, and system administration is a dead profession.

      Go learn After Effects or Final Cut or something.

  2. Not to mention... by Reignking · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not to mention the beautiful effigy of a hanging Mickey Mouse statue in the courtyard...

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  3. Pimp my cubicle? by chrishillman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am working the grill today at McDonalds, I hung up some napkins and drink covers to personalize my space. My boss is real mad, he lacks the creative spark that Steve Jobs has...

    1. Re:Pimp my cubicle? by Walterk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Napkins and drink covers? Call that pimping your cubicle? Dude, you need 20" chrome drink covers, and 42" plasma widescreen connected to a surround sound speaker system and entertainment centre powered by a Playstation 2 in your napkins, at least!

    2. Re:Pimp my cubicle? by Alien+Being · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I am working the grill today at McDonalds"

      Not exactly a rare job.

      "I hung up some napkins and drink covers to personalize my space."

      Trying to ketchup to the pixar guys, eh?

      "My boss is real mad"

      Flipping mad?

      "he lacks the creative spark that Steve Jobs has..."

      Mustard been his training at Hamburger U. It seems you're in a pickle, but there's no need to get cheesed off. Grow some mcnuggets, take off the funny hat, and tell him you deserve a break today.

    3. Re:Pimp my cubicle? by Gulthek · · Score: 4, Funny

      No kidding. I now have a bottom tier desk job at a University coming from 1.5 years of working retail.

      What...I have a...a...chair? And little fake walls upon which to hang items of personal interest???

      *tears*

      And...health insurance? ... *FREE* health insurance?

      *opening weeping for joy*

  4. Colour me Jealous... by Arbin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..but sitting here in my cubicle of an office measuring no more than 80 Square feet, with plane white walls and no window, I'm jealous. No wonder they come up with off the wall creative stuff and I sometimes struggle whilst attempting to get the creative juices flowing.

  5. Google Cache Version by anonicon · · Score: 3, Funny
  6. Thanks by N8F8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I needed my nose rubbed in the fact that I have a shitass job.

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  7. Steve Jobs by Magnusite · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...no choice but to enjoy every damn minute that you work there.

    Well, with Steve Jobs, you better, becuase you'll be working there every damn minute of your waking life.

    Apple T-shirts: working 90 hours a week and loving it!

  8. cottages? by cheezemonkhai · · Score: 3, Funny

    "your cubicle... Which they don't have at Pixar, no they have cottages"

    Are those like cubicals with a roof? Doesnt that mean that when they run out of space they can just turn them into houses and high rises, by stacking them :p

    1. Re:cottages? by aug24 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Should we tell Pixar that, here in Britain, 'cottagers' are men who go looking for rough sex with other men in public lavatories (cottages)?

      J.

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    2. Re:cottages? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 4, Funny

      Like Brits will really succeed trying to put a homosexual slant on our dialect of English... ha....

      You guys "smoke fags" for fuck's sake!!

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    3. Re:cottages? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ahem. Well. That brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'cottage cheese'. Yikes.

      Look, the language is working perfectly fine, now, you folks can stop making up silly words, okay? :)

  9. Re:One bathroom in the whole building by Gudlyf · · Score: 5, Funny
    "...all gather in the same place there would be more interaction and cross-pollination of ideas..."

    I dunno about you, but your use of "cross-pollination" when refering to reasons behind a single bathroom gives me the heebie-jeebies.

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  10. Re:Some more pics of Pixar by stupidfoo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pick from server room

    Someone isn't labeling all of their racks. Naughty naughty.

  11. Re:One bathroom in the whole building by Reignking · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man, I'd hate to have the cubicles around that bathroom! And you thought the seats near bathrooms on the plane could be bad...

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  12. I just lost respect for Pixar by gosand · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, what a cool looking place to work, I mean you can make your own space, nice furniture, spacious - OMFG - is that a Garfield doll ?! What kind of mindless idiots do they have working there?

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  13. Re:One bathroom in the whole building by vjmurphy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps that's where they got ideas for the Incredibles?

    In the Pixar Restroom:

    Employee 1: Yeah, the wife calls it "Mr Incredible"

    Employe2: Really? My wife has nicknamed mine "Dash" for some reason.

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  14. Re:Sigh, and so history repeats. by kevinx · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a bit of an aside, Google may one day fall too.

    Yes my son, but there is much power in the dark side.

  15. OMG DOORS!! by yohan1701 · · Score: 5, Funny
    There are doors on those cottages. I would kill every single one of my fellow employees for a door.

    To be able to shut out Chatty Kathy who's cell phone rings ten times and plays la-cookaracha and gets louder and louder when she doesn't answer it or Dum and Dummer who need to have a discussion at my desk when Dummer has his own office.

    1. Re:OMG DOORS!! by GuyWithLag · · Score: 3, Funny

      You might want to consider investing in a cell signal jammer. Works wonders.

    2. Re:OMG DOORS!! by GuyWithLag · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've put a cell phone _in_ a cow-orkers computer, after warning her to keep it at all times on herself.

      Lots of fun... she could hear the ringning coming from somewhere on her desk, but could not fond it...

    3. Re:OMG DOORS!! by gregRowe · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have what I call a half-assed cube. It's not even a cube. They removed the rear wall and half of the wall to my right. They call it a "labicle." The truth is that they don't trust us and thus force our montiors to be open to everyone. What a fantastic work envrironment!

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  16. Re:Treating employees like human beings? by KtHM · · Score: 2, Funny

    What he *meant* to say was:

    Common people you can treat like crap, they'll do a decent job in return and not complain about their shitty working conditions! Honest!

    But geeks get whiny about it, wanting "fair pay", "overtime", "lunch breaks" and crap like that. It's insanity, I tell ya.

  17. Cottages? by Millennium · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do they have thatched roofs? Do you get burninated instead of fired?

  18. Speak for yourself by dfn5 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Today my cube has inspired me thusly:
    % ls
    % pwd
    % ls
    % pwd
    % ls
    % pwd

    .oO("What was I doing?")
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  19. Re:One bathroom in the whole building by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Employee 3: Sniff! My wife calls mine "Shrinking Violet".

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  20. Re:One bathroom in the whole building by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But they didn't mention Jobs plans for a 2-bathroom model.

    With a scroll wheel.

  21. Re:Treating employees like human beings? by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, see, that's why I can't get a job a Pixar. Eye done't half what it's take to bee a gud righter.

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  22. Time Off at Pixar & Production Babies by Slorg · · Score: 4, Funny

    The credits of each Pixar film include the names of the babies born to staff families during production.

    So, they must get _some_ time off - or now we know what they do with the cottages.

  23. Re:One bathroom in the whole building by sysadmn · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dunno, with a cubicle near the bathroom, you'd at least get the amusement value of watching the folks from the top floor running for the john. And think of the fun you'd have with an "Out of Order" sign on beer-bash Fridays.

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  24. Resource - Dilbert by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 4, Funny
    Reminds me of the Dilbert where the pointy haired boss is talking about the latest study from HQ:


    PHB: We've been saying that our people are our most important asset for years, but our recent inventory shows that's not true.
    Dilbert: Really? Where do we rank?
    PHB: 17th.
    Dilbert: 17th!?
    PHB: Yes. Just below carbon paper.

    Man, it almost makes you wish they'd just come out and say the truth:

    • "People are our 17th most important asset"
    • "Quality is job 36!"
    • "Turning a quarterly profit at our company's long term expense - that's what we're all about.'
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