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Re-Imagining Apple

FirienFirien writes "Business 2.0 has put up a selection of ideas from Pentagram Design, featuring some interesting rumoured ipod innovations, as well as a look at what may be next for Apple. From the article: 'The project was led by Robert Brunner, who was Apple's chief designer from 1989 to 1996, and who oversaw the design of the PowerBook line, among many other hit products.'"

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  1. What I want on my next iPod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Steve Job's sexy face from a continuously playback of his latest keynote address!

  2. Re:Apple is SO 2004 by XeRo_X4i · · Score: 1, Funny

    This won't happen for a while. They basically have a monopoly on the iPods. There are some alternatives, but those are only available in Japan. So Apple's iPod will continue to stay at a high price as long as there is little competition.

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  3. a music revolution.. by bizmark22 · · Score: 5, Funny
    i vote for a new ipod, that not only has no screen, and less storage space, but also no controls at all.. it holds 5 songs, just turns on and off at will, and plays whatever the hell it wants at random...

    but damn it would be the same size as a chiclet and only cost $75...

    Mines on preorder as we speak...

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    1. Re:a music revolution.. by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, this would be better than radio. He said *five* songs.

    2. Re:a music revolution.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am a frequest radio listener, and I say with confidence that there couldn't possibly be 5 songs in the world.

      That's why the iPod, with it's 10,000 song capacity, is simply crazy. Are there really 10,000 versions of Britney's latest?

  4. Re:I sure would like a non reg version of the arti by Stick_Fig · · Score: 4, Funny

    To paraphrase a wise man, Steve Jobs, Why is it that the people who run the magazine companies just don't get it?

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  5. did he design the toilet seat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    ' 'The project was led by Robert Brunner, who was Apple's chief designer from 1989 to 1996, and who oversaw the design of the PowerBook line '


    Did he happen to have anything to do with that awful orange toiletseat Powerbook? In retrospect, it is hard to imagine an uglier computer that anyone has ever built (all casemods aside!).

  6. What Wonderful Credentials by Witchblade · · Score: 4, Funny
    'The project was led by Robert Brunner, who was Apple's chief designer from 1989 to 1996, and who oversaw the design of the PowerBook line, among many other hit products.'"

    He must be a design genius- 89-96 were such wonderful years for Apple!

  7. iSatan by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pentagram, Apple... they really do like the "Devil's advocate" trappings over in Cupertino.

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  8. Re-Imaging Apple? by bbeebe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Be sure to make a backup first...

  9. To boldly go... by writermike · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow!

    Ipicture 4 of 5, it looks like the aged Steve Jobs is wearing a Science Division Starfleet uniform from Star Trek IV?

    Ooh, this is gonna be GREAT!

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  10. Here's the newest Apple hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forget this website, take a look at what Apple really has up its sleeves:

    http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/iProduct.g if

    You've heard it here first and the best thing is, Apple can't even sue me into oblivion as I'm posting anonymous.

  11. Pentagram Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Wait a minute here...
    Apple using pentagram design -- the sign of the devil.
    OSX built on BSD, whose mascot is --- the devil (or at least a daemon)
    Use MS -- live in hell Use Apple -- go to hell I'll stick with my little penguin.

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  12. A list of possibilities for the product name by product+byproduct · · Score: 4, Funny

    sed s/^/i/ /usr/share/dict/words

  13. Re:How's that again? by Otter · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a Performa 636CD owner, I must take exception to that! Could a computer that made me a plaintiff in three separate class-action suits be poorly designed?

  14. Re:An interesting set of designs by prockcore · · Score: 4, Funny

    They entirely lack the current Apple design features of absolute minimalism.

    You mean they don't look like boring bars of Ivory soap?

  15. Re:1989-1996 by geoffspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one appreciated the attention to detail given by Apple when they sharpened all of the edges of the metal casing inside my Powermac 6100 to razor sharpness. Everyone knows that NuBus cards work better when they're covered in human blood.

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  16. In related news by 9gezegen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apple sues Business 2.0 for spreading rumours about Apple products.

  17. Re:PodWatch by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, the PodWatch was about the only one I found interesting though.

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  18. Re:An interesting set of designs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a real opportunity out there for somebody to create a mock ad for the "iPhone shuffle." It's just got one button on it: "call."

    Tagline: "Life is random."

  19. Revealing Quote by BandwidthHog · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I've never had a living, breathing music executive come to Apple."

    Kinda makes ya wonder what's hidden in that closet in the corner of Steve's office, doesn't it?

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  20. In related news, attorneys... by IronChefMorimoto · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...for Pentagram Design, Mr. Reeves and Mr. Pacino, had no additional comment regarding the future plans of collaboration between Apple and Pentagram.

    IronChefMorimoto

  21. Apple: Bring Back Guy Kawasaki! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...and the revolution will be complete.

  22. Re:An interesting set of designs by hawk · · Score: 2, Funny

    probably don't float, either . . .

    hawk, dating himself

  23. Re:An interesting set of designs by SuperSanta · · Score: 3, Funny

    Guy: "You're cute, can I get your number?" Girl: "Sure, got a cell phone?" Guy: "Better, an iPhone!" Girl: "My number is 596-6" Guy: "Woaaaah, hold on there missy....This is the latest and greatest new technology. You don't just start punching keys for the number, that so 2002! I'll just boot up my laptop so I can sync to my cell phone so I can add a new contact with your details. Girl: "Whatever. Later g44k!" Now, if they had voice-recognition for adding contacts along with dialing, that might be ok. But the cell phone background noice filtering in general does not seem to be where it is needed to have this work well...yet.

  24. Re:The next big thing... by Megane · · Score: 2, Funny
    That is why there is no FM tuner in iPods.

    That's okay, I only listen to AM radio anyhow.

    <rant>So why isn't there an AM tuner in iPods?!?!?!! I'm not going to ever buy one until they include an AM tuner!!!!1!!1!!@@!!one!!!</rant>

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  25. It gets really spooky by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, you better sit down. It's even scarier than that.

    Darwin's mascot has a pitchfork, horns, and a . . . .

    BILL!

    Proof that MS is the Devil, if you were ever in any doubt.

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  26. Re:What will Apple do next? by Howski · · Score: 2, Funny

    The problem is that you also just described MICHAEL JACKSON.

  27. Re:An interesting set of designs by bfizzle · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're a slashdotter... you don't need to worry about getting a girl's #

  28. Do you have one of those 1970s Mavicas? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny
    " I can see a time when you buy a digital iCamera, and instead of accepting tapes it just uses an iPod for storage."

    The only thing I can figure is that you have one of Sony's 1973 model "Mavica" 0.3 kilopixel digital cameras that stores the pictures on an 8-track tape you insert in the side of the camera.

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