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Your Face On the Big Screen

blamanj writes "In another case of SciFi becoming reality, you can now star in an animated film as your FutureCast (tm) face-scan is edited into the picture in real-time. John Brunner, in his Hugo-winning novel, Stand on Zanzibar predicted a similar development in television, lampooning people sitting at home while watching travologues of themselves 'on vacation.' Brunner, in addition to being an excellent writer, had some spot-on predictions of a virus-laden Internet in Shockwave Rider. Fortunately, the predictions of his eco-dystopia The Sheep Look Up have not come to pass. Yet."

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  1. for the love of...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    great...now the only thing bigger than my ego is the ego of the entire world! I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!



    I'll be in my trailer!

    1. Re:for the love of...... by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll be in it too!

    2. Re:for the love of...... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 4, Funny

      If there's anything more important than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot now.

  2. Adult Movies? by mOoZik · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ka ching! I'm sure every nerd...erm, guy, would like to play out his fantasies, at least with his head on some other guy's body. Forgive me if I completely misunderstood the blurb, but someone has to adopt this technology. For me!

    1. Re:Adult Movies? by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ayiieeee, what are you doing to the goatse man??????

    2. Re:Adult Movies? by Jameth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd think the bigger money is when they can get enough info from just a photo. Then, Q Random Stalker can snap a photo of his lucky lady and put her into the movie he's watching.

    3. Re:Adult Movies? by tonsofpcs · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yea, but you can do that with some nice compositing software anyway. :)

    4. Re:Adult Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you sure you wouldn't like your face projected on to the girl's body?? Now that would give you a whole new perspective!

      Naw, my weener is so small it wouldn't make a diff

    5. Re:Adult Movies? by Darby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ka ching! I'm sure every nerd...erm, guy, would like to play out his fantasies, at least with his head on some other guy's body.

      Dude, fuck that.

      My head.
      My body.
      6 totally hot chicks I'll never know doing things that are illegal in half the states.
      Now you're talking.

  3. But of course... by fishlet · · Score: 4, Insightful


    We all know the first pioneer of this new tech is going to be the porn industry...

    1. Re:But of course... by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

      Woo hoo, I am gonna look sooooo lush with Jenna Jamesons body!

      Note to self, shave before taking face pic.

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  4. Great by mhaisley · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is really great, I can see my self standing in line for hours at an amusment park, and afterwords being able to buy advertising featuring me.

    Besides the really vain, what use is there for this type of technology, it's kind of a "wow thats cool, now what" type thing.

    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      what use is there for this type of technology...

      framing people.

    2. Re:Great by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Interesting

      *Besides the really vain, what use is there for this type of technology, it's kind of a "wow thats cool, now what" type thing.*

      semi-virtual actors. the actor doesn't need to be a real person, yet he can be in 20 movies per year easily by using cheap acting students. or imagine terminator 5000: arnolds face returns.

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  5. Can my best friend by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

    be my little sister and my favorite food be chicken nuggets?

  6. what kind of equipment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    would this need? is this going to be like some 4 frame per second redraw?

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  7. Tony Hawk on PS2 by krakelohm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Didnt they do this to a lesser extent with Tony Hawk 4 or somethin on the PS2?

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    1. Re:Tony Hawk on PS2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Corporation (1990) for the Amiga allowed you to put your face on the main character. You had to send a floppy disk and a photograph to Core Design.

  8. You TOO can be a Doom 3 Space Marine ! by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't see too much special here (besides it being a funny gimmick), as it's an animated movie.
    Replacing textures of 3d fps game-models have been common ground for ages : Only now with the D3 engine, you can get near the quality seen in the screenshots of the animation.

    Still, a funny idea.

  9. Re:On the topic of culture/media bending reality by herbhork · · Score: 2, Informative
  10. Even more uses... by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only can you have your face rendered onto characters, but companies can hook into some global advertising database (eg: combination of Safeway club card, Airmiles, and other reward programs) and poll your shopping preferences. The characters can then sport jackets and shirts with your favorite clothing brand, drink from cans of your favorite soda, and drive your preferred brand of car. Oh, the possibilities are limitless!

    Add in text-to-speech technology and maybe in the future they'll ask you to recite a few paragraphs so that the computer can learn your speech patterns, then the character will talk using your voice. Combine this with speech-to-text, and someone can have a video conference with someone else using your face and voice. They speak, it's converted to text, and then output as speech in your voice on the other end. Hello identity theft!

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    1. Re:Even more uses... by assassinator42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll just wait for cognitive impression. Having an AI version of you would be kind of cool, if there was a bunch of security measures. If I was an AI, I'd probably want to do evil stuff. By the way, am I using the term "cognitive impression" correctly? I believe it was used in Halo as the process of making an AI based on someone's mind.

  11. One way to shave off budget for big films by cuteseal · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So for the next blockbuster, you could get Joe Bloggs off the street use him in filming, and then paste Tom Cruise's face on! That would certainly save on the budget... :D

    So will actors/actresses now have copyrights for their faces?

    1. Re:One way to shave off budget for big films by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well this has already been done before with promo material where movie star gets head stuck on a more appealing body, and some body shots in nude scenes use doubles, so its not like this would be an alien concept to movie execs.

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  12. Christ ... by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Funny

    what an imagination I've got!

    What I say three times is true.

  13. 3-D face scanner at Tech Museum in San Jose by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Several years ago the Tech Museum in San Jose had a revolving 3-D scanner that would scan people's heads. After you got scanned, it created a 3-D model of your head with a full-color texture map (which looks really strange when flattened on a monitor because you discover that your face is only a very small part of your head). You then were given an URL that would work in other exhibits and let you download your face.

    I wonder if its still there.... I wonder if I still have that file.....

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  14. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by rco3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've tried reading two or three different Brunner novels, and I couldn't ever come close to finishing one. I'm not sure I even got through a single chapter. This, from someone who almost CANNOT put down a novel no matter how crappy it is - I've read some of my father's dreaded 'Mack Bolan' drivel (no, he's not the author - he just reads 'em, can't imagine why), and finished the damned things without giving up. Hell, I read Clive Cussler cover to cover. Ludlum! I made it through two or three of Robert L. Forward's heavy-on-the-S-weak-on-the-F novels - folks, I read Harry
    Harrison's godawful DeathWorld trilogy (tripe-ogy?) in its entirety. But I can't do that with Brunner.

    It's been years and years and years since I tried, and maybe I could do it now. I'm just not interested in trying again.

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  15. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You might find that years of video games, rapid cut scene-shift TV and music videos have trained you up for that style. (Definitely 20 minutes into the future. ;) Those three books (Stand, Sheep, Shock) are not an easy read the first few times.

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  16. The real pionneer was Ned Flanders! by PeteQC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Selling personalized videos more than 2 years ago!

    (Lisa's face is pasted on a cowgirl's body.)
    Cowgirl: Howdy, pardners! My name is sheriff...
    Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!
    Cowgirl: I sure am hungry for my favorite food...
    Homer voiceover: McNuggets!
    Lisa: I don't like McNuggets! I'm a vegetarian!
    Homer: Still? Well then you're not gonna like your other present!
    (A wrapped turkey)
    (In the film a cowboy rides up)
    Cowgirl: Why it's my best friend...
    Homer voiceover: Maggie!
    Lisa: Huh?
    Bartender: Bad news sheriff...
    Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!
    Bartender: Some Indians took all the...
    Homer voiceover: McNuggets! Mmmm McNuggets... haughughalughalugh!
    Cowgirl: I'll get those no good Indians, just as sure as my favorite book is...
    Homer voiceover: Magazines! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
    Bart voiceover: Wake up, Dad!
    Homer voiceover: Wha wha wha wha wha?

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  17. Re:strange.. by voice+of+unreason · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Definitely, in fact it's briefly mentioned in the article. In case anyone hasn't read the book (no, seeing the movie doesn't count), in the society described in 451, the population is kept docile partly through television programs that are designed to distract from real life problems. The main character's wife watches a soap opera where the characters interact in an artificial manner with her, making her feel that she is a part of the show's television "family". This seems like a similar type of thing: give people the illusion that they're involved, without giving them any real choices to make or issues to think about.

  18. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by nomadic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have no problem stopping a novel I don't enjoy, but I have to rank Stand On Zanzibar as one of the best sf novels ever; I think it truly deserves its reputation. I think in a lot of ways it created what would eventually become cyberpunk (not the technology aspect, but the near-future catastrophism aspect).

  19. Brunner is God by farrellj · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He did an excellent job of predicting huge bits of today's world...but don't forget, he based it all upon the work of Heidi and Alvin Toffler...The Shockwave Rider is named after the Toffler's "Future Shock"...and if Brunner is God, then they are the Mother and Father dieties of God.

    ttyl
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  20. Not come to pass Yet??? by TechnoGrl · · Score: 3, Interesting
    From the Amazon page of the book :

    "An enduring classic, this book offers a dramatic and prophetic look at the potential consequences of the escalating destruction of Earth. In this nightmare society, air pollution is so bad that gas masks are commonplace. Infant mortality is up, and everyone seems to suffer from some form of ailment. The water is polluted, and only the poor drink from the tap. The government is ineffectual, and corporate interests scramble to make a profit from water purifiers, gas masks, and organic foods."


    Seems pretty much like now to me ?? !
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  21. How do you see yourself? by the+packrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most people don't have a terribly realistic view of how they look. This is highlighted by their reactions to amateur home videos. "oh! I look terrible in that". Making people look attractive and not awkward in the video medium is extremely difficult.

    So, I'd imagine this technology isn't going to be nearly as important as the technology to make various automatic subtle changes to a person so that their facial features and expressions look attractive, graceful, etc but are still recognisable both to themselves and, less importantly, to other people.

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  22. Re:Not come to pass Yet??? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Seems pretty much like now to me"

    I was just down to the store yesterday for new cartridges for the gasmask...

    No, I wasn't. Infant mortality is down about everywhere, the water is getting cleaner in industrialized countries and the Corps hate organic food. People are living longer and longer with high quality of living through thier lives. So how is it like now?

  23. Aaaaaah! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Help! First they made me into a singing purple dinasour, and now I'm Goatse!

  24. science fiction by gitana · · Score: 2, Informative

    A similar idea is presented by Niel Stephenson in The Diamond Age, or, A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer. Stephenson uses the term ractive to:

    describe a form of elite interactive entertainment, in which a live human performer (a "'ractor") working from a computer-provided script, improvises in real-time with paying customers, over a virtual reality network. This imaginary genre, a cross between improvisational theatre, interactive fiction, and mass-entertainment such as TV
    Quoted from http://www.ifwiki.org/index.php/Ractive
  25. John Brunner? What about Ray Bradbury? by Audacious · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In "Farenheit 451" Ray Bradbury talked about people staring in TV shows way beyond when John Brunner ever wrote about it. According to Amazon.com's scans of the copyright dates:

    Ray Bradbury's Farenheit 451

    and

    John Brunner's Stand on Zanzibar

    Sorry, Bradbury did it first. :-)

    In fact, given the dates, I'd say John read 451 when in school and the idea probably percolated for a while and then popped out later on. This happens all the time to people (song writers, story writers, etc...). It is also IMHO why Congress original set the 14 year coverage of copyrights with a single 14 year extension (if asked for). So that ideas could be discovered, used, and then rolled back into the seething mass of consciousness only to be spit back out later on in another, maybe slightly different, form. Copyrights which remove this plowing of ideas back into the general masses basically destroys everyone's ability to make new ideas or items. Because the one person who owns the original copyright can, presently, charge whatever they want for their copyright thus limiting the availability of ideas.

    Do you think that non-original ideas (like the making of ice cream) can not be copyrighted and halt everyone's ability to do something? Think about the case of the "Happy Birthday" song played by Mozart centuries ago. You don't hear it in restaurants much anymore (oh, they have "Happy Birthday" songs but they are not THE "Happy Birthday" song). The reason? Some guy copyrighted it and the Copyright Office was stupid enough to give him the copyright. Even though the Copyright Office's own rules state that anything that pre-existed before the copyright laws went into effect could not be copyrighted!

    So go figure.

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  26. This was tried years ago in videogames: by bjbest · · Score: 5, Funny
    At least 20 years ago I read in a gaming magazine about an arcade video game developer who recalled inventing a game that had a very advanced feature: the arcade game had a camera to make a digital snapshot of your face when you inserted the coins. Your face would be incorporated into your onscreen playing character in the game. Also if you were a highscorer, then your picture would appear onscreen between plays with the other highscorers. A prototype of the game were placed in an arcade to guage gamer interest.

    All was fine until the top scoring player of the game exposed his genetalia to the camera. The arcade operator complained to the manufacturer that the machine, when not being played, flashed a big picture of a P3N15 along with the top ten scorers.

    It just shows you that there always would be some smart ass who will try to screw up the system by throwing in something completely unexpected.

  27. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by Antibozo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I only got two chapters in. That was enough.

    A weak effort, given that the chapters are only a page or two long.

    Maybe you should have given it more of a shot. The Sheep Look Up is, of the three Brunner novels mentioned, by far the best, and that's saying a lot--Stand On Zanzibar is pretty damned impressive as well. Sheep has a few clunkers in the prediction department (e.g. evil microwave ovens), but overall it's terrifyingly prescient. It covers pesticides becoming ineffectual, overuse of antibiotics in livestock feed, and a huge variety of general ecological failures. Brunner predicts the rise of organic grocery stores, the breeding of cannabis into strains with very high THC content, an African economic union (c.f. the African Union), oxygen bars, and a seemingly endless list of things we now see every day.

    It's nice to see this book back in print. Far too few have read it.

  28. Clone me, Dr. Memory! by Antibozo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would Mr. Uh, Clem please report to the hospitality tower in your area.

  29. Re:Not come to pass Yet??? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe soon enough. Water is actually a big issue in many places for the immediate future. We might have clean drinking water now in the US, but the current trend is to remove the "E" and the "P" from the EPA.

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  30. Happy Birthday song origins by Old+Man+Kensey · · Score: 4, Informative
    Audacious wrote:

    Think about the case of the "Happy Birthday" song played by Mozart centuries ago. You don't hear it in restaurants much anymore (oh, they have "Happy Birthday" songs but they are not THE "Happy Birthday" song). The reason? Some guy copyrighted it and the Copyright Office was stupid enough to give him the copyright. Even though the Copyright Office's own rules state that anything that pre-existed before the copyright laws went into effect could not be copyrighted!

    Cecil Adams begs to disagree with you. (Well. Cecil doesn't beg. Rather the opposite, usually.)

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